Salty Crab's Favorite Molments Episode 10
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
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when she's around eric she gets so weirdly giddy and extra cringey like girl puhleazeee he don't want you 😭
Eric is the type of man who can turn a lesbian straight. 💪🏽
Tbh, i think it's less wanting him and more being in comp with a fellow vlogger. He has an upbeat persona for the camera, and when she sees him acting like that, she starts acting the same on her vlogs - basically doing th social chameleon thing.
she just know she can turn em 😂doing too much
@@TimoteoDeBaum 🤢
@@gokuxsephiroth4505 lol yea it's probably that! but seeing her acting all extra knowing she used to have that "crush" on him just gives me major second hand embarrassment aaaaa
Anyone else irrationally hate how she says “twinkee stooooooor”? 😂
im so deep in amberverse that sometimes when im trying to annoy my boyfriend i just pretend that hes twinkie and say things like "twinkiee STOOOR do you love mama??? yass my babyyy mommy LOOOVES YOU" and he gives me the same side-eye twinkie gives amber lmao
@@avvakkoNot you getting a bit of Amberisms into your daily life 💀😭
"Pretty baby bathing suit contest at the county fair...in Kentucky"
...what the actual fuck
Yea what the actual f.
so glad im not the only one that clocked that cs wtf???
It sounds like a pageant
@@rae3429 ...yeah, a pageant of "pretty" BABIES IN BATHING SUITS judged by adults. I really do not know how this shit is legal. It is not normal to parade your baby in front of strangers for adoration over their appearance.
@@bri.b6448 im aware lol
Amberlynn smacking her gum might actually drive me to insanity lmao
amberlynn can actually be funny sometimes when she's being candid. problem is that when we laugh, it feeds her ego and then she actually tries to be funny and it's just.....bad. i know y'all remember that "orange chicken mukbang".......
It reminds me of a toddler or young child- when we laugh at something funny they did, it excites them and they keep doing that thing until all the adults smile and go “ok baby, that’s enough 😅😅”. Except it’s a grown ass woman.
That’s exactly what it’s like 😂
Right?? When I first saw the "male volent" clip I damn near chocked. The way she's so casually oblivious about some things is so funny to me lmao
Behaviour that's reinforced is repeated, think play dead usually being the most dramatic trick a dog knows. They flop down, the humans laugh so they ramp it up
I agree ! I was watching a super old vlog where Amber & Krystal went to “ Ripleys believe it or not museum “ with Krystal’s parents and there were a few times in that vlog at the museum Amberlynn made me laugh .
beck dancing made me miss them so much more. easily the best side character in the amberverse
Yes! I'm just now delving into the amberverse and I love Beck!
Amber is the embodiment of “pick me, choose me, love me”
Yeah too bad she’s too dumb to go to medical school and be a doctor
Also, just as a note, Salty, at some point during the vid, your commentary and ALR's audio clips fall out of intended sync, I think. Idk the terms for it, but it begins with a still image of the crab and a few seconds of silence, then you start talking. Then ALR's clip comes back on before you've finished talking.
IT'S BECK's OUIJA BOARD!!11
i noticed this too
The long pauses killed me and made it so much funnier when you commented 😂😂😂😂😂
It's hilarious
I’m sorry, a “pretty baby bathing suit” contest at the state fair??? Did I hear that correctly?
Might be ALR speak for “baby beauty pageant” but it’s also Kentucky, so no telling what kind of backwards shit was going on that day.
yeah we have those in ohio too
Your cuts to the crab and it’s silent are cracking me tf up. 😂😂😂
amber was on a HIGH knowing she was gonna go out to eat 😂
im sorry.. a what contest??
right….and the fact that it’s a SWIMSUIT pageant 😭
Amber still does that to this day. She always says my mom wanted to try this place to eat so we are going. Its never her. Amber is not 600 pounds because of herself.
Does Salty sound like Hollyhock from bojack sometimes? 😋
Yes omg
No way she's my fav and I didn't even notice
@@KA-ji3zoawesome pfp, very cute
It still shocks me whenever I see how small her feet are in proportion to her legs. 1:56
Fun fact: Your fingers get "pruney" in the water because that's nature's way of giving you an ability to still grip things when you're wet.
Ancient man had to catch those fish with their hands to survive!
SALTY CARB UPLOADED!!! -watch’s from desk at work- 😅😅
Mmm, salty carbs.
LMFAO I didn’t even see my typo
@@elizabethlopez7828 🤭
SALTY CARB STOP IT 💀💀💀
Amber singing is weapons grade cringy.
Plot twist, Amber peed on the blanket and blamed it on the dogs
Reminds me of amber heard lmao
Watching ALR here reminds me of Ghostbusters 2016 when all the leading girls are trying to improve and *out-funny* each other, and the joke just collapses under the weight of all that's been added to it. Except the fault with 2016 GB was a lack of a decent script. Here, it's ALR trying to mimic/out-do Eric's outgoing personality. At least, that's my take
Ew why does she chew her gum like that 😮
Why is she chewing her gum like a child oh my goddd
She chews her gum like she chews her food…
Kamino's- that word kills me every time haha
I think she was much happier when they all lived together 🤔🤔
She always had someone around to keep her company, clean up after her, and take her to get food
She absolutely hated not living with people that made her feel like a teenager again. Literally all them had lives and were trying to move forward and grow but her.
Ooooh girl idk I wouldn’t want a ouija board in my house either lol
it's a toy dude
@@salemunderfire Different people have different beliefs and superstitions, dude. Calm down
That’s what i was saying! In my family/culture, we believe in spirits (good and bad) and we believe that simple “toys” like ouija boards and things like tarot cards can attract evil energy. My dad was haunted by a violent ghost when he was a kid and he has some pretty scary stories to tell from it. I don’t mess with that stuff. 😣
@@angussneef for us, it’s the meaning that’s given to the toy that matters. Just bringing home the board, even if you don’t have bad intentions, brings in bad energy. Idk man, i think it’s just the perception of it based on your upbringing. To Beck, it’s something harmless and cool. But to me and Ricky (i believe that was mentioned in the vid) it’s sorta like a bad omen, something that can bring harm. Though hearing opposite perspectives is always interesting.
@@blue-vv3rdthey weren’t freaking out so I don’t know why you’re telling them to “calm down.” lmao
Aww 😢😢 i think CJ is Becks nephew that passed away when he was 4 or 5 😢😢 He got really sick. It broke Becks heart big time he was their lil buddy.
becky's had sm loss in her life it makes me so sad. first her nephew and then her mum, that she couldn't spend time with in her last days bc amber needed her bum cleaned. this is why i could never like amber, no matter what - she knew it was becky's mums last days and she had her own mum beside her to take care of her, but nope becky wasn't allowed to go see her own dying mum.
7:56 salty i cant believe you didnt edit out this child crying
That was Amber making weird noises
random but after 12:30 your audio commentary started to desync from your footage and it made for some unintentionally funny dramatic pauses 😅
Im convinced Amber had a crush on Eric
She admitted it. I think it was in a q&a
@@ThriftyDivas 😳 this woman…
@@aioki_uchiha 🤣
I’m glad this is the only video of hers I’ve seen where she’s loudly chewing gum with her rotten teeth, sounding breathless with all that extra hard work
Eric and Ambert had the most chemistry in that house
She worships Trisha Paytas and Alex (Learning to be Fearless) .
Her laughing was soo annoying
Your Audio and the video are kinda "asynchronous" (begins in the middle of the video)? It doesn't bother me much, but just saying ❤ sometimes its really fittig 😂
Salty Crab's upload molments cure my mid workday lull situation type deals for this girly pop
The gum chewing… I can’t. My blood pressure just shot through the roof.
Okay that was the first and only time I’ve EVER seen Eric and Ricky’s bedroom and it actually looks nice? Like it doesn’t even match the rest of the house.
Meanwhile Ambers room has shit everywhere and 6 pillows on a mattress on the floor…..
Salty Crab pizza is tha pizza for you and MMMEEEHEEEE 🎵🎶
Pretty baby swimsuit contest sounds effing weird. Why does that even exist??
The long pause before addressing what Eric said at 12:55 took me out! 😂
I think there's something wrong with the sound actually
@@snickerdoodles787 i think so too after finishing it but it still made me laugh 😅
My favorite sodium filled crustacean
The way your commentary was slightly off was cracking me up because there was always a little pause at first, like you were baffled and trying to mentally process something you'd just witnessed
The lagging is very jarring in this video.
"I just really like a floral look and a cat ear look"....yes, you would....😆
10:00 omg sooOOoo random. I thought she said she’s not a “floral girlie”. While also wearing a floral shirt and showing off her totally random floral headband 🌚
Salty, you’re my favourite molment ❤️
She really is gargantuan
4:58 THIS 🤏 close to falling & busting her ass. Makes me a nervous wreck. The **keeping it simple** dance(?) & 🎶Hot mess, dah dee doo doo🎶 make me Hulk out every time.
Okay but I will definitely be buying litter box liners so that when I want to completely replace the litter I can just lift it out and have a clean box o:
I did that when I was pregnant and it made things so fast and easy! My husband still cleaned up most of the time for my health, but those liners were amazinnnng.
not you using the fortnite music when shes dancing XD
This was when she was at that point that her size was making it difficult for her to stand up straight because of the way the fat in her back and bum was sitting and pushing her forward. Every time she moves she looks so uncomfortable and so out of breath.
FIRST COMMENT LET’S GOOOI
Loving these favourite molments, gorl! 💜💜💜
Must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that.
DONT KNOW WHAT BUT 🦀 👍🏻
"Pretty baby bathing suit contest" just makes me think of the disgusting film starring a CHILD Brooke Shields and how AWFUL that movie was.
Whatever the hell amber was talking about with that put a terrible taste in my mouth.
I’ve stopped giving Amber my views and just watch yours
Good lord I always look toward to your videos 🫶🏻
Dude I was just about to start sewing and I love listening to a good alr molments video
What are you working on? :)
The gum chewing is insufferable
Some people are generous with money and gifts for the gratitude. My aunt is like this. If she buys you a gift you better thank her a minimum of 10 times and you better be super excited when you open it. Then she points out the thing she bought me all the time and say things like “I got that for you”
Her juvenile fashion sense is just matching colors.
Salty crab you make my day gworly pop!
You're telling me this crab is salty?
Aw hell yeah another salty crab upload 🩷🦀
I get so excited when i see that Salty has uploaded a new video!!!
6:16 i love ya Crabby but im with Amberlynn on this one. In fact, i think if my partner brought home a ouija board against my wishes Id straight up break up with them. Maybe its a stronger adversion due to my culture but I stay the hell away from that stuff. 😣
Yes no way, I don’t joke around with that stuff…no way👎
Sammmmmme. Would be a no for me
🧂🦀❤
Feel sad for the dogs for being outside for only 1 to 2 min a day
there is zero chance i could hang out with her. she is that person you just want to see on the far side of the road.
If your on the same road as her it's already too late.
Her gravitational force will pull you in no matter what if she's within eyesight.
Best to just avoid her entire state, and keep close tabs in case she GoEs On An AdVenTuRe and happens to visit your own.
Eric makes these videos much more tolerable to watch lmao
not the fortnite default dance with her dancing 😭
Another entertaining video Salty 🦀. Amber is only funny when she’s around others,I hate how she wants all the attention even when she’s with friends. So childish and not very mature of her.
Beck was too good for her
Her hair at 16:30 looks like it hasn't been shampooed in a minute
can someone pls tell me where to find her bean boozled challenge clip!!’
Eric is far more interesting and fun to watch. He's my hero 😊 ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
Oh god, I just had to take a break while eating as I was cringing too hard!!
I needed a salty crab today🎉
Oh this is gaycare Amber trying to mimic Destiny Amber and it's just sad
Salty, my Queen, in Beckys defense regarding the Kitty Cat sifting bags - I dont blame Beck for wanting to try those out. Realistically she was always the one doing everything for Amber, and I can imagine it takes its toll on someone after a while. There were probably many other aspects in which she was trying to make things easier for herself. Poor thing.
It's not HOT cash it's Haute, like Ho.
You sound too young to have watched OG BB 😂
❤❤❤I made the lights flicker 💡 😁
"OMG it's the ouija board! It's caused the thunder storm" 😂😂 Now I think ouija boards can have negative things attached to them, but THAT cracked me up 🤣☠️
I CLICK the second I see that crab on my recommendations
Cranky Turtle Viewer in WV here for it! Let’s do this!
☕️🐢💙💛
Let’s gooo!! What part of WV you from
@@Crissa42082 North Central
Cheewueeng gum like she's paid for it.
...ice cubeD... THE READER guys, the reader.
i’m sorry- did she just wash a plastic cup?
THIRD COMMENT WOOooo
10:37 😩
Becky definitely had herself a big bean bag
I love that she’s allegedly such a reader, but has to be told that vlogs should be “show, don’t tell” too lol
look i know that people do baby talk with their pets (even i do it) but why does she always say it like "HEWWO TWUNKIE STURRR"
A contest for Babies? In bathing suits!? The US is a wild country
Id love to know what she thinks she's doing with the excessive gum smacking
Ew, Eric
Not to agree with amber but you don’t want to be inviting spirits in your house
Corky gorl 🤪