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  • @MysticShadowbrawlstars
    @MysticShadowbrawlstars Рік тому +39059

    What happened if you got locked in the bathroom?

    • @DailyDoseOfInternet
      @DailyDoseOfInternet  Рік тому +26784

      I'd rather get locked in the bathroom instead of pooping my pants in front of the whole class

    • @kemnden
      @kemnden Рік тому +1589

      Poopping

    • @Cardinalriv
      @Cardinalriv Рік тому +1707

      @@DailyDoseOfInternet real

    • @Vaul.
      @Vaul. Рік тому +1405

      @@DailyDoseOfInternet based

    • @AdamMerlin
      @AdamMerlin Рік тому +668

      @@DailyDoseOfInternet exactly!

  • @quarkonium3795
    @quarkonium3795 Рік тому +9632

    That school really looked at the bathroom situation and managed to find the absolute worst way to deal with the problem

    • @ironwarr
      @ironwarr Рік тому

      they shouldn't even prevent people from going in the first place, free world remember

    • @Kilovotis
      @Kilovotis Рік тому +64

      FR

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 Рік тому +552

      Sounds like a lawsuit about to happen.

    • @numberoftheword
      @numberoftheword Рік тому +151

      What's the point in doing that? I'm not american, it seems ridiculous to me

    • @marksenin9738
      @marksenin9738 Рік тому +9

      @@olliefoxx7165 they probably open if if they have to

  • @jyavant
    @jyavant Рік тому +33508

    Those bathroom locks are a literal human violation on all charges. The idea that teachers and schools control the biological urge to take a piss is ridiculous

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel Рік тому +3401

      I am pretty sure this would be illegal in my country. Apart from nobody being dumb enough to try to enforce such BS, the parents would run amok on someone trying.

    • @roy.moreno
      @roy.moreno Рік тому +2547

      I remember once in high school I asked my teacher if I may go to the bathroom and she said no
      Then I asked her "what am I supposed to do then? Do it here?" and just got up and went out to the bathroom
      I will say that she isn't a bad teacher nor a bad person, but sometimes they can be so stubborn and close minded for no reason... Like, I'm a human being and I even asked politely
      I talked to her about it afterwards and we got it sort out but like, man... those gates are brutal, I would literally piss in those teachers' room or prinicipal's office if I had to, just to get the point clear

    • @komin01
      @komin01 Рік тому +654

      bro have you been to a high school? its just kids vaping/skipping class, although there are a lot of better ways than trapping children in a bathroom

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair Рік тому +544

      Wasnt like bathroom are classified as human right? I think by the UN so yeah

    • @shadowlicked
      @shadowlicked Рік тому +341

      I've heard about this happening, and usually there will be some bathrooms that are unlocked. the smaller number of bathrooms are easier to monitor. the point is to reduce the amount space that kids can be in unobserved. it's a clumsy solution to drug and violence problems, since the bathrooms during class periods are disproportionately the place and time that stuff tends to occur.

  • @nicoleb695
    @nicoleb695 Рік тому +7332

    The bathroom one: they are not only violating human rights, but they are also violating any disabilities act their country has. There are several medical conditions (Crohn's Disease, pelvic floor disorder, nerve damage) that require ready access to a washroom. This needs to be sent to the news, to the local government, and they need to sue that school. Unacceptable.

    • @Yonkage-ik5qb
      @Yonkage-ik5qb Рік тому +566

      Not to mention I guarantee they "close" them after four minutes are up to punish the students, which would be a hilarious violation of fire codes.
      But this most likely happened in a red state where federal laws are mere guidelines due to lack of judges who will actually prosecute.

    • @helpfulDeathgod
      @helpfulDeathgod Рік тому +214

      You just enlightened me to something called pelvic floor disorder and now I have something I need to talk to my doctor about

    • @balake.
      @balake. Рік тому +111

      @@helpfulDeathgod Good luck dude, Hope it works o

    • @RexyBing
      @RexyBing Рік тому +14

      Relax Nicole, I'm sure they have other bathroom available for the kids to use. They close off a large majority to keep the kids focused. Nobody is running a concentration camp here...

    • @lick3227
      @lick3227 Рік тому +95

      Dont forget people with IBS.

  • @kodex_xp
    @kodex_xp Рік тому +1813

    To anyone wondering about the bathroom clip, Daily Dose got it mixed up. The gates are only down like that for 4 minutes in-between class because there was a vandalism problem at that school. Students were allowed to use the bathroom during class. I still don't understand how putting a gate down during passing periods fixes that problem but I was curious and looked into it a bit more and found that out. It's still an insanely stupid idea.

    • @luke-oo1gx
      @luke-oo1gx Рік тому +23

      thats what i thought because its similar to my school

    • @JoBot__
      @JoBot__ Рік тому +49

      Wow, more people need to see this comment.

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 Рік тому

      so you HAVE to go during class? just as dumb.

    • @chiaralafollette7384
      @chiaralafollette7384 Рік тому +53

      It's just another great way for schools to waste tax payers money. Yet they still claim they need more. I worked as a Clerk in charge of placing orders given to me using tax payers money for the school district in my area. The shit these districts request and approve of are outrageous. It's like they buy things BECAUSE they have a surplus of money, then petition for higher taxing so they get more money to waste.

    • @wickerbeastinlila
      @wickerbeastinlila Рік тому +6

      My school didn't even haf toilett paper.

  • @itsDeej.
    @itsDeej. Рік тому +7616

    these dudes really gave high schoolers a legitimate reason to piss on anything they want

    • @InsaneLaughter01
      @InsaneLaughter01 Рік тому +402

      If I attended that school, I’d piss in the teachers coffee maker since they wanna play games.
      Edit: Ya’ll forget the teachers aren’t the only ones using the coffee maker.

    • @thefitnessgrampacertest5732
      @thefitnessgrampacertest5732 Рік тому

      @@InsaneLaughter01 don’t do that. It isn’t the teachers fault and you’re basically blaming them for something they likely didn’t have a say in. Piss on the principals computer or something

    • @DJdoppIer
      @DJdoppIer Рік тому +83

      And then there's that one weird kid that likes to smear shit on the walls.

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya Рік тому

      Or drop a deuce outside the gate.

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 Рік тому +78

      Rip the one guy who gets trapped in the bathroom

  • @Crysticai
    @Crysticai Рік тому +6771

    I can’t imagine how many students spent an entire class period in the bathroom thanks to those gates. Must’ve felt like being in jail for an hour.

    • @illusio_
      @illusio_ Рік тому +77

      @UnfaithfulEvil192wtf ??

    • @MeltTheUniverse
      @MeltTheUniverse Рік тому

      ​@UnfaithfulEvil192what
      The
      Fuck.

    • @thatfuzzypotato1877
      @thatfuzzypotato1877 Рік тому +120

      @@illusio_ bot I assime, spamming that shit on literally every comment on this video.

    • @Dizzy...
      @Dizzy... Рік тому +10

      @UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 tf

    • @arianzd2933
      @arianzd2933 Рік тому +18

      they put a janitor to see if somebody is in 💀💀

  • @racoonm45t3r
    @racoonm45t3r Рік тому +4837

    I love how education systems think theyre making schooling better or fun, but actually making it more hell for the kids

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met Рік тому

      "hell for kids" bro this is literally concentration camp treatment. That ain't some "hell for kids", literal H*tler behaviour.

    • @Off-with-a-bang
      @Off-with-a-bang Рік тому +201

      And adults wonder why so many teens drop out of high school once they're 17-18yrs old

    • @bronniesboy
      @bronniesboy Рік тому +11

      Yep, it's called discipline👍🏽

    • @MaxisGameplays
      @MaxisGameplays Рік тому +69

      This would be unthinkable in my country, I guess some nations are just going backwards.

    • @MagicalBread
      @MagicalBread Рік тому +40

      It’s a trust system. So many students use the bathrooms to skip class, vape, etc. The students at that school must be incredibly irresponsible if the school felt the need to put freaking metal gates to block the bathrooms.

  • @drewmortenson
    @drewmortenson Рік тому +225

    As a student who never cared until they reached college, I can confidently say that providing freedom to people is what inspires education. When you let people have some freedom and responsibility, they tend to want to keep earning more.

    • @chrisjeaaalbertos3802
      @chrisjeaaalbertos3802 4 місяці тому +1

      This is such an important thing to learn and know. Everything will improve for everyone if you have faith and leave people be. Sure, maybe 1% will behave like morons, but that is absolutely 100% worth it if the other 99% are a LOT happier, perform a LOT better, among many more upsides

  • @Z-Nations
    @Z-Nations Рік тому +2844

    So happy for that parking brake. Truly a stand up dude

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Рік тому +17

      Bro why do these bots have to say something mean every time Daily Dose uploads a new video? What’s the point posting these comments if they’re going to receive hate on their channels because of this?

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Рік тому +5

      Mazel tov!

    • @salamalejkum760
      @salamalejkum760 Рік тому +8

      @@ThisGuyDannyyy they only want attention, and they certainly got yours

    • @wevegottrouble5891
      @wevegottrouble5891 Рік тому +7

      @@ThisGuyDannyyy Because it's bots, they want hate clicks and UA-cam won't do anything about it.

    • @alien_toast
      @alien_toast Рік тому +5

      @@ThisGuyDannyyy they just want attention, this one is the worst I’ve ever seen:(

  • @xKaisora
    @xKaisora Рік тому +1047

    Locking bathrooms is a bad idea. I remember one time in first grade my teacher was scary and she banned anyone from going to the restroom during class. One day this one girl who sat near me pissed all over herself at her desk and everyone turned and looked at her horrified, no one was laughing. The teacher started yelling "WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU NEEDED TO GO?!" and that girl started tearing up and said "But you told us we can't go..."

    • @juked6877
      @juked6877 Рік тому +14

      what did the teacher reply like?

    • @ballsniffer6924
      @ballsniffer6924 Рік тому +90

      @@juked6877 Probably with “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PEE IN THE POTTY BUCKET!”

    • @bayabooz4855
      @bayabooz4855 Рік тому +186

      @@juked6877 probably just continued to blame the girl

    • @esraeloh8681
      @esraeloh8681 Рік тому

      Yeah, that happened too me a few times in primary, last 3 years our teachers were utter cunts beyond inhuman belief.
      & they wonder why so many of my generation are broken with incomprehensible anxiety
      Although, syaing that, 2 of those teachers were fired a few years after I left & actually barred from working with children for life, sooo, ah, I don't know where I'm going with that, they still utterly broke me & many others lives & just set us up to fail misserably & have to just be playing catch up the rest of our lives, which I still am, & not doing it very well either, god there's a bunch of us are just a mess still more than 20 years later

    • @TomsBackyardWorkshop
      @TomsBackyardWorkshop Рік тому +11

      This happened to me in first grade.

  • @l0v3MyB3ar
    @l0v3MyB3ar Рік тому +508

    My heart goes out to the kid at 0:47 - I can feel their pain at not wanting to seem ungrateful as the words just slip out of their mouth. Hugs! You did nothing wrong!!

    • @DavidWalker-yx2ih
      @DavidWalker-yx2ih Рік тому

      pony

    • @bogardaxelcruzgomez4977
      @bogardaxelcruzgomez4977 Рік тому

      @@DavidWalker-yx2ih cow

    • @DatMonka
      @DatMonka Рік тому +3

      She should’ve just not said it in the first place 🫤

    • @l0v3MyB3ar
      @l0v3MyB3ar Рік тому +41

      @@DatMonka And that explains the open mouth at 0:59 - that moment of 'oh no, I said that out loud!'

    • @Skreee99
      @Skreee99 Рік тому +86

      @@DatMonka And then what? Go to a concert you don't care for? Just throw the ticket away without saying anything? What would you do if somebody gave you a gift like that? It's quite inconsiderate, not even knowing what kind of music your kid like.

  • @tristanrujano
    @tristanrujano Рік тому +3723

    The bird is by far one of the most impressive things I’ve seen. Not only the memory but the accuracy and ability to do that is crazy.

    • @ginniegill1026
      @ginniegill1026 Рік тому +134

      I saw the full video, not only did he do his r2d2 impression, he copied several long and complex melodies that his owner made up on the spot

    • @cjlite0210
      @cjlite0210 Рік тому +24

      Nah bro das a rec'rding dron da g'vernmen sent out ta spy on us!

    • @Acejak1234
      @Acejak1234 Рік тому +11

      that thing is so accurate i cant believe it

    • @zaxxon32
      @zaxxon32 Рік тому +9

      @@Acejak1234 I also can't believe it, it's absolutely fake.

    • @eisengrindt3453
      @eisengrindt3453 Рік тому +48

      @@zaxxon32 It ain't. Those birds are ridiculously talented in mimicking any sound. Just search for "nuggets the mynah" here on yt . I also believe the video shown IS actually Nuggets.

  • @drallak442
    @drallak442 Рік тому +4775

    A teacher scolded me for going to the bathroom once. My parents had to talk to the entire administration because I stopped going at school and ended up getting severe constipation which resulted in multiple ER visits. After that, I had a free hall pass to go whenever I needed to. I remember missing an entire musical during a field trip because I was on the toilet in pain. It's not fun on my side. The gates on those doors makes me so sad.

    • @SagBobet
      @SagBobet Рік тому +248

      It really sucks that you had to end up in the ER for them to do something about it. Something like that could have caused permanent damage that you'd have to live with for the rest of your life. That can lead to an impacted colon which can be very serious.

    • @DarkBlqze77777
      @DarkBlqze77777 Рік тому +47

      That's the first time i see a school with that auto-gates at toilet/WC
      in our country, they are free to go to toilets, but just for once in every class.. so when for example math class alredy end, n continue with history or other class, you can go toilet again..

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Рік тому

      @@DarkBlqze77777 Having bathrooms only available between classes means people with bladder problems, leaking menstrual products, or diarrhea are likely to soil themselves.

    • @SmegulonPrime
      @SmegulonPrime Рік тому +8

      Catholic school?

    • @yuutwoamoeba5397
      @yuutwoamoeba5397 Рік тому +101

      Teachers scolding kids for going to the bathroom is such a stupid action. I remember when I was back in 1st grade, I saw teachers scolding kids and not allowing them to go to the bathroom. This made me scared to ask them and ended up accidentally peeing on my chair. And I ended up developing a UTI.

  • @Bears2024
    @Bears2024 Рік тому +1868

    When I was in highschool there was a teacher that tried to not let students use the restroom in their class. Then one day someone said they had to go and was told no so he went ahead and pissed in the trash can in the corner of the room. That teacher got rid of that policy fairly quickly after that

  • @GoldenDragonGamer
    @GoldenDragonGamer Рік тому +39

    That R2-D2 bird is probably the coolest thing I have ever seen.

    • @MeppyMan
      @MeppyMan 6 місяців тому +1

      I thought it might be fake, so I asked ChatGPT to identify it for me, and it's a European Starling which can mimic sounds really well. So probably legit

    • @Dylicioussssssssss
      @Dylicioussssssssss 3 місяці тому

      They can mimic a lot of things.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki Місяць тому

      Finally!!!! Yes that was a really cool bird. Nobody else is mentioning it.

  • @zdragonfruit
    @zdragonfruit Рік тому +7166

    I'm not even kidding if that bathroom lock was at my school and I had to go to the bathroom during class, I would literally take a dump in the corner of the hallway

    • @SympleSyn
      @SympleSyn Рік тому +59

      Came here to say this

    • @Shedux1
      @Shedux1 Рік тому +106

      @UnfaithfulEvil192 💀 u what

    • @Vellie69
      @Vellie69 Рік тому +172

      @UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 these bots getting out of hand

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 Рік тому +113

      Yeah! If I need to go and they’re blocking my way, they deal with the consequences!

    • @kyreeharris9803
      @kyreeharris9803 Рік тому +5

      @UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 ayo?

  • @nickonerd
    @nickonerd Рік тому +2255

    I had a teacher in kindergarten prevent me from going to the bathroom, it was in a French emersion school. Apparently, the teacher wanted me to ask in French, but I had no idea how to as I was still learning. I made a huge puddle on the classroom floor, and she tried to make me mop it up. I refused to the point she called in my mother. Like, idk what she expected? My mother rung her out over that bs. Having locks on bathroom doors is just bonkers to me. I don't understand how people think kids can hold it in, it just isn't good at all!

    • @picklewart5382
      @picklewart5382 Рік тому +221

      The younger generation got the short stick. Terrible parents, terrible society, bullying, being exposed to adult things at a young age, TikTok, being raised on the internet, no room for imagination, being treated like inmates in their schools, etc.
      Even if these poor kids nowadays were allowed to be kids and have their own personalities without someone telling them they can't, they wouldn't know how to at this point.

    • @IridescentW
      @IridescentW Рік тому +64

      The rate at which teachers abuse and torture students in ways like this (among other ways) leaves me weary of any person who proudly tells me they're a teacher.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Рік тому +70

      @@IridescentW there have always been shitty practices in teaching, it wasn’t too long ago teachers could literally beat their students

    • @heimlichniccalsclownenthus1869
      @heimlichniccalsclownenthus1869 Рік тому +62

      fucking kindergarten?? she MUST have seen this coming dude. and she expected you to mop it up afterwards like you didn’t just get humiliated for something you’re so sure wasn’t your fault ((because it wasn’t)) at that age?

    • @upisntdownsilly
      @upisntdownsilly Рік тому

      you think that’s strange? here in my school in Asia we have a policy of no bathroom breaks during lesson. no one cares if you piss yourself, and you’re responsible for cleaning the mess up, you guys gotta stop complaining for every single thing asive it’s ‘vIOlAtINg mY rIghTs!!’

  • @dumdubbs2427
    @dumdubbs2427 Рік тому +1451

    Dude I always felt like public school was a prison, now they're literally conditioning kids to get used to that idea 😂

    • @Christhreeonesix
      @Christhreeonesix Рік тому +7

      Frfr

    • @so5502
      @so5502 Рік тому +36

      Unfortunately, there are studies and FOIA documents that confirm your feelings. Conditioned to be a slave (employed) or a prisoner.
      Fortunately, We homeschool our children now.

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo Рік тому +52

      Prisoners get to use a toilet whenever they want.

    • @Christhreeonesix
      @Christhreeonesix Рік тому

      @@armchairgeneralissimo k..

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann Рік тому +3

      @@so5502 Please do tell them to actually get (I assume the US equivalent of) GCSEs, A-Levels and higher education.

  • @DaRocketGuy
    @DaRocketGuy Рік тому +214

    That bathroom really struck a nerve with me. I remember a kid took a piss in the corner of the classroom cause the very smart teacher wouldn't let them go. Whoever greenlit such a crime against children should be locked up.

    • @totogogocc5526
      @totogogocc5526 Рік тому +9

      , teacher did not call on me.. my hand raised, I walked to her desk, to ask if I kud go to the bathroom.. Well .. I didn't know what, but I knew I had to go there, I threw up all over her desk .that was 3rd grade..

    • @graceestall3980
      @graceestall3980 Рік тому +6

      Same with me I was thinking about the girls who gets periods every month

    • @joey070893
      @joey070893 5 місяців тому +1

      @@totogogocc5526 Reading this was really satisfying.

    • @totogogocc5526
      @totogogocc5526 5 місяців тому

      @@joey070893
      surprised you read it
      that' was a while ago.
      It was terrible, I never got sick but something hit me,
      She kud hav called on me& gave permission..
      I don't like how some people treat children.

    • @chrisjeaaalbertos3802
      @chrisjeaaalbertos3802 4 місяці тому

      @@graceestall3980 exactly, it's fucking immoral

  • @nevkrisjackson8065
    @nevkrisjackson8065 Рік тому +1093

    I remember back in New Zealand a pupil wetting herself in class after being refused being able to leave the classroom to go to the toilet. It is a basic human right to have access to a toilet whenever it is needed. Some are on tablets or have a sickness where they cannot wait at all. It is disgusting to have this basic right denied

    • @SagBobet
      @SagBobet Рік тому

      You don't even need to be sick to get hurt by this. Anyone can get a kidney or urinary tract infection by holding their urine too long, especially problematic for women.

    • @progamingminion2856
      @progamingminion2856 Рік тому +13

      Agreed

    • @xeryus3357
      @xeryus3357 Рік тому

      what city was that

    • @skie6282
      @skie6282 Рік тому +6

      Tbh on America im pretty sure it is illegal to do that. Not sure where the clip is from though

    • @FranK-fq6cm
      @FranK-fq6cm Рік тому +3

      This happened to me too, i felt so bad for my friend :(

  • @samuelutanlock8141
    @samuelutanlock8141 Рік тому +7091

    The flying sphere going into the fire is literally history repeating itself. We will never forget you little fairy doll

    • @nunocampea2395
      @nunocampea2395 Рік тому +363

      ohhhhhhhhh that video... i remember that, RIP flying faity doll

    • @iggi_gaming
      @iggi_gaming Рік тому +243

      Finally, somebody who remembers that

    • @npc4665
      @npc4665 Рік тому +98

      ​@@iggi_gaming a lot people remember that but don't talk about it
      like me.

    • @Ueoeae
      @Ueoeae Рік тому +3

      @@npc4665 das wuzzup

    • @OniLinkv2
      @OniLinkv2 Рік тому +2

      @@npc4665 hello PunPun

  • @danielfearn6076
    @danielfearn6076 Рік тому +1862

    I'll never get tired of toys flying themselves into fireplaces LOL

    • @ponyphonic
      @ponyphonic Рік тому +187

      It's the Flutterbye Fairy all over again.

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Рік тому +22

      Merry fucking christmas grandpa!
      We must rip out the fireplace so this never happens again.

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Рік тому +20

      @@ponyphonic lol more like flutterfry

    • @shadowclann28
      @shadowclann28 Рік тому +11

      theyre like heat seeking or something

    • @Ink_Sack
      @Ink_Sack Рік тому +2

      @@SusanKay- “defying gravity” it’s a drone, just inside a ball, bruh

  • @JoshieNSFW
    @JoshieNSFW Рік тому +35

    0:47 I feel that so much lmfao. Getting a gift of something you have no interest in at all sucks

  •  Рік тому +640

    That bathroom thing is so wild, in my school anyone was allowed to go to the bathroom without asking as long as they left quietly and only one person in class used the bathroom at a time. Nobody, not even the most disruptive kids abused the system.

    • @rinapup9396
      @rinapup9396 Рік тому +13

      I remember one guy just straight up answered a phone call from his mom in the middle of the class and just walked out 😂
      But yeah, we were allowed too of course. But the trachers were not happy, saying thay they would be responsible if we got hurt and that we had time during the break. But they were not allowed to forbid it. Only one teacher allowed to just quetly leave the class

    • @ArtemysNyx
      @ArtemysNyx Рік тому

      its normal for students to abuse the system, but the answer definitely shouldnt be to lock up the bathrooms!

    • @kalahatze
      @kalahatze Рік тому +14

      Honestly if the kids do decide to abuse it it's on them. You can't control their actions at all times, especially not without consequences for the good children. All you can do is tell the kids what to do, why they should do it, and punish them when possible to reinforce the point. If they still try to abuse it, well, they'll face the consequences later on. Such is life. Just do your best to get the point across and hope that's enough. No need to be excessive because even if you are they will still find ways to abuse it and it might even make it worse.

    • @nchappy16
      @nchappy16 Рік тому +2

      I have the same thing. People can get up and leave, and generally speaking one kid is let out at a time. That's sort of an unspoken rule though, and I'm sure if people left while another was in the bathroom, it'd be fine

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 Рік тому +1

      For my last two years at high school, the restrooms were kept locked at all times, and anyone wanting to use them (or be in the hallway at all during class) had to be escorted by an administrator.
      Admin never started a reason.

  • @sadaasdafa8635
    @sadaasdafa8635 Рік тому +800

    As a significantly deaf chap, my friends mouth to me all the time, and it’s hilarious. They know I’m not sensitive about it and my hearing loss is more a source of humour than a burden (thanks to my hearing aids).
    However, I’m not sure I like the idea of doing it to a senior who is a complete stranger. It seems cruel, especially to someone to whom loss of hearing is an unavoidable reminder of their deteriorating lives.

    • @julianaragan7955
      @julianaragan7955 Рік тому +80

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @paulapenguin5045
      @paulapenguin5045 Рік тому +69

      Yip I think it is really mean. I'm hard of hearing and would find this really stressful.

    • @indigocheetah4172
      @indigocheetah4172 Рік тому +41

      I thought the same , as my kids often repeat what they have just said . If I were the lady , it would confirm my suspicions . Elderly people are off limits .

    • @Violetbunnyfish
      @Violetbunnyfish Рік тому +43

      I agree, it's really a mean thing to do to a stranger who is elderly.

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 Рік тому +41

      Agreed. Messing around this way with people you know is one thing. Being elderly, she is likely dealing with hearing loss, which can be an emotional journey for a lot of people, especially if they haven't yet learned how to make adjustments to accommodate for not relying on hearing as much.

  • @cassius5692
    @cassius5692 Рік тому +431

    Everyone's like "imagine getting locked in the bathroom" but all I can think is imagine being a student with IBS at that school. What a nightmare.

    • @fos9698
      @fos9698 Рік тому +99

      This would be horrifying for someone with IBS, a girl during menstruation, or anyone who can't get the job done in 4 minutes.

    • @alexiskreiger
      @alexiskreiger Рік тому +46

      Exactly! Also, what about the people with disabilities?

    • @sofiadotto2605
      @sofiadotto2605 Рік тому +9

      what is IBS?

    • @chrishall8765
      @chrishall8765 Рік тому +57

      @@sofiadotto2605 Irritable bowel syndrome. It basically means that you will suddenly have to take a crap. there is very little warning and I imagine a fair few people have ruined a country's worth of pants.

    • @peytoncooke1334
      @peytoncooke1334 Рік тому +46

      Not to mention if even half the school has to go the the bathroom and they only have 4 minutes, all the bathrooms will be PACKED

  • @ynedd
    @ynedd 7 місяців тому +39

    00:56 That "what?!?" Is so heartbreaking, tells you whoever said it doesn't really know the girl well, sounding angry :(

    • @GuessxWhox21
      @GuessxWhox21 3 місяці тому +4

      The guy laughing leads me to believe he saw this coming and Ms. "What?" is the actual fan. Basically "I got you this gift for me" type shih

  • @RanOutOfSpac
    @RanOutOfSpac Рік тому +294

    The bathroom locking during class time is really sad and cruel. Between girls who have certain emergency situations and guys like me who eat way too many jalapeños on a daily bases, we wouldn’t stand a chance.

    • @griffinbastion
      @griffinbastion Рік тому +5

      Let's not forget all disabled kids and kids taking medication, which in today's society are growing in numbers. Imagine being disabled, being given meds that make you need to pee, and getting punished for being disabled

    • @RanOutOfSpac
      @RanOutOfSpac Рік тому

      @@griffinbastion Yeah, didn’t even think of that. What a shit school.

  • @kiramortwilson7411
    @kiramortwilson7411 Рік тому +554

    I truly believe schools are conditioning kids to feel like they have no rights as adults…that bathroom thing makes me think it’s intentional too.

    • @p0llenp0ny
      @p0llenp0ny Рік тому +44

      Well, that's the goal. You will also own nothing and be happy.

    • @tux_the_astronaut
      @tux_the_astronaut Рік тому +13

      So glad imm outta of grade school now feels like it’s becoming mire and more like a prison now then when i was in

    • @LinktheHylianChampion117
      @LinktheHylianChampion117 Рік тому +15

      @@p0llenp0nyRight?!? FInally someone gets it!! That's the phrase my mom says, word for word ;o;

    • @xilongma4794
      @xilongma4794 Рік тому +16

      You don't realise, the school is simply teaching it's students how to be amazon workers

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman Рік тому +22

      Yeah no duh dude. If you establish upon children a limited understanding of their rights, they will never fully understand what they're being deprived of and will grow up oblivious otherwise.
      Funny, I remember people saying this for years and years but until 2020 they were written off as crazy conspiracy theorists.

  • @Ghkijb6465
    @Ghkijb6465 Рік тому +889

    @1:44 This kid is a genius! Getting scared himself but then setting the scare back up to share it with his brother. So funny.

    • @Racquet.
      @Racquet. Рік тому

      @YeaMan don’t care bro your probably built like a stop sign

    • @tabora_
      @tabora_ Рік тому

      666th like

    • @ECtransformertoysOffical
      @ECtransformertoysOffical Рік тому

      @YeaMan no he didnt that fire says
      Burn in hell daily dose

    • @St4rG4cha
      @St4rG4cha Рік тому

      @@ECtransformertoysOffical dont reply to the bots

    • @Losowy
      @Losowy Рік тому

      Brother?

  • @Marksman3434
    @Marksman3434 Рік тому +31

    That last one. Man, it’s insane how naturally bright some places can be at night. With both the full moon and aurora borealis, it looks almost like it was daytime

    • @MeppyMan
      @MeppyMan 6 місяців тому +2

      Camera gain is adjusting for low light. Go outside with a modern phone on a full moon and you will see the same thing. That said the snow reflecting the light, definitely brightens it up.

    • @Zinozad
      @Zinozad 4 місяці тому

      It's because it's not a full night. On the north pole, the sun can still be up when the moon is full.

  • @AWildCooki
    @AWildCooki Рік тому +524

    "Why are kids not wanting to come to school?!"
    - a literal timed prison gate to use the bathroom

    • @AdorableAwesomePizza
      @AdorableAwesomePizza Рік тому +27

      Imagine if you were in the bathroom when class started and you got locked in

    • @kingtnaughty189
      @kingtnaughty189 Рік тому +3

      Good for speed running

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Рік тому +5

      Imagine these bots in the replies posting hateful and offensive content for attention. They sound exactly like DT from Star Wars on 1:11

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Рік тому +3

      It's a shame that so many students abused policy and the school has to Institute those policies.

    • @windy8544
      @windy8544 Рік тому +30

      @@LindaC616 how dare they abuse their right to defecate

  • @also1268
    @also1268 Рік тому +1180

    That bird is so impressive... It's literally mimicking a person's voice so well and then proceeds to turn into a computer lol...

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Рік тому +10

      @UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 This is what you sound like on 1:11 because of bots

    • @HolyPelvisPresley
      @HolyPelvisPresley Рік тому +12

      Makes you wonder if it's really a bird

    • @unassignedvar212
      @unassignedvar212 Рік тому +19

      @@HolyPelvisPresley BIRDS ARENT REAL; but they are the best invention the big “them” have ever made.

    • @casimirdekkers-newtrackout691
      @casimirdekkers-newtrackout691 Рік тому +7

      Have you seen the full short? The bird says multiple sentences clearly and copies a tune flawlessly. VERY impressive indeed!

    • @spookysatoruuuu
      @spookysatoruuuu Рік тому +1

      @@unassignedvar212well, in your opinion, they aren’t real.

  • @ace_stallion
    @ace_stallion Рік тому +696

    Imagine using the restroom and getting locked behind one of those gates.

    • @peekiepeeks5099
      @peekiepeeks5099 Рік тому +32

      free break

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Рік тому +20

      wow these bots

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 Рік тому +1

      @Walter Dennis imagine if they're busy or something it happens. Anyways we don't know if they check bathrooms after being locked so yeah.

    • @NcrXnbi
      @NcrXnbi Рік тому +34

      Yeah, no, I would never go to a school that locks bathrooms.
      Human needs are not a joke.

    • @antitroller101
      @antitroller101 Рік тому +2

      On the bright side if no one else is with you at least you take a dump in peace

  • @bronsonhale5582
    @bronsonhale5582 Рік тому +16

    The scream of terror when the dog peed on the camera. Priceless.

  • @LeeAllen337
    @LeeAllen337 Рік тому +787

    I'm so grateful for that my k-8 schooling was in the 90's. I could go to the bathroom freely. Entering the school was so easy and carefree, it didn't operate like a prison. Life was great in the 90's.

    • @BigBrotherMateyka
      @BigBrotherMateyka Рік тому +28

      Hear, hear. Pre-9/11 times were wonderful.

    • @insertchannelnamehere8685
      @insertchannelnamehere8685 Рік тому +26

      99% of schools are like that today too, he just showed the one example that isn't

    • @tadadoterson6147
      @tadadoterson6147 Рік тому +20

      I had a principal at my school who ACTUALLY CARED about the INDIVIDUAL students wellbeing. Like this man went out of his way to buy me, a random kid a soccer ball.
      Sadly he left that school (though from what I've heard he's gotten pretty high up the system in the school board) and we were left with the average principal
      Who does the bare minimum work.

    • @schwarzwald6672
      @schwarzwald6672 Рік тому +4

      Yea compared to now hands down 10x better however 20 yr old in the 90's felt the exact same way about the late 70-early 80's.

    • @yuin3320
      @yuin3320 Рік тому +2

      For some, sure.

  • @Auradyme
    @Auradyme Рік тому +772

    That parking brake bit is straight outta the good place, never change Jason, never change.

  • @johntumahab323
    @johntumahab323 Рік тому +289

    Easy way to deal with that is have an entire class worth of kids go to the restroom at once, get locked in, and then miss their next period. Nothing like good ol' malicious compliance.

    • @Skyset_angel
      @Skyset_angel Рік тому +22

      Speaking of missed period lol sorry imagine getting your first period during this

    • @7siete7
      @7siete7 Рік тому +11

      @@Skyset_angel or any period

    • @graceestall3980
      @graceestall3980 Рік тому +3

      Yeah I actually feel sorry for the girls who gets their periods who got right mind put up the gates on the bathroom it’s insane

  • @pixxeldust
    @pixxeldust Рік тому +9

    Can we just talk for a moment about the dog… my heart melted at those big eyes

  • @onemoredag4858
    @onemoredag4858 Рік тому +666

    Hahaha I really like the fact that the kid got scared, but saw the fun of it and immediately decided to prank her brother too

    • @rabidmyers
      @rabidmyers Рік тому

      im pretty sure that "girl" is a boy

    • @CuboydMC
      @CuboydMC Рік тому +31

      pretty sure theyre both dudes lol

  • @loganheart7672
    @loganheart7672 Рік тому +897

    Imagine the surprised and disgusted expressions the teachers and janitors have when they come across a pile poop in front of the locked restrooms. 🤣

    • @russtralia6428
      @russtralia6428 Рік тому +20

      the poor janitor's don't deserve it, whoever's idea it was deserves it on their desk tho

    • @Shizuu_z
      @Shizuu_z Рік тому

      @@russtralia6428 Yeah, but @kodex_xp explains it and how Daily Dose messed up.

    • @Acr6gAttt-mq2hr
      @Acr6gAttt-mq2hr 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@russtralia6428For real. So many people making this joke saying they would actually do it without even realizing the people cleaning up their sht and having to smell it aren't the ones who made the rule in the first place.

  • @devon0910
    @devon0910 Рік тому +935

    I appreciate the fact that this dude now posts a short everyday and has also extended his video lenght. This is true quality and fun content man🙏

  • @lumituu
    @lumituu Рік тому +12

    that bathroom thing is just flat out psychotic

  • @daisiesforghosts
    @daisiesforghosts Рік тому +666

    The security one actually makes me feel better. A fear of mine is if I do hit the jackpot I’d be scared of surrounding people seeing 😂

    • @GoddessStone
      @GoddessStone Рік тому +61

      it's just too bad that the security doesn't stay with you, once you leave the casino...the parking lot could get dicey

    • @myshiteu4934
      @myshiteu4934 Рік тому +13

      @@GoddessStone can’t you call a police to assist you because you don’t feel safe?

    • @snowdust5382
      @snowdust5382 Рік тому +19

      the secutity is not there to protect you, they are there to protect the assets aka; the money. that's a BIG difference, they dont give two winks about you or what happens to you if sht get real.

    • @Korkzis
      @Korkzis Рік тому +41

      @@snowdust5382 as someone who’s worked casino security, most patrons will be escorted to the cash out desk and we advise them to take the Cheque rather than hard cash due to the transferability. A lot easier to conceal a singular paper than stacks of cash stuffed in a plastic bag from our gift shop

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken Рік тому +2

      If I'm there at the time, you can pay me and I'll guard you until you get to the bank. Only $300/hr.

  • @RaidersNation0
    @RaidersNation0 Рік тому +632

    Honestly, I can get myself locked in the bathroom on purpose just to get rid of those doors😂

  • @justrok79
    @justrok79 Рік тому +459

    That CO2 clip is exactly why we need reforestation in closer proximity to urban environments. I honestly find the lack of trees in my area over that passed 30 years crazy disturbing. I remember being a kid and having so much shade around...now you're lucky if you have a few per block.
    The house I grew up in particular had large trees out front and fruit trees in our backyard. When my dad passed and we sold the house. The realtors or sellers came in to remodel and cut every tree down. Ironically it went up in value.

    • @grildrago
      @grildrago Рік тому +13

      Right!?
      I love the idea of buildings that have trees on the rooftop so much
      I hope they do this more

    • @voice_0f_reason
      @voice_0f_reason Рік тому +22

      Yikes. My dad was a landscape designer (now arborist), who transformed our twin house with foliage and trees. I call it "The Meadow" and that's his goal. We worked on the house for years and it's beautiful. My mom and dad planned to sell the house awhile ago, but now they're passing it down to me and my older brother. There's no way I'm letting some realtor ruin my dad's hard work.

    • @catarinafonseca1402
      @catarinafonseca1402 Рік тому +3

      some species of fruit trees can be grown in pots of at least 6 gallons, so everyone can have a tree at home

    • @justrok79
      @justrok79 Рік тому +3

      @@voice_0f_reason my condolences, but awesome that the house is staying with you as well as the green.

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman Рік тому +1

      Algae and grass both produce more oxygen and reduce more CO2 than trees
      Trees are honestly a meme

  • @sauce8277
    @sauce8277 Рік тому +13

    The Parking Break is not only engaged…but pretty….uh…. *excited* about it too if ask me. 😳

  • @kraceje3865
    @kraceje3865 Рік тому +77

    2:35 ...to make sure you never leave

  • @AustinsEdits
    @AustinsEdits Рік тому +959

    Uh... If that's in the US, the blocking the bathroom thing is absolutely 100% illegal. That's seriously messed up, especially in a school where girls may have a feminine emergency or really anyone has a taco bell emergency 💀

    • @timdragon22
      @timdragon22 Рік тому +110

      And the millisecond it inconveniences an angry kid whose parents own bolt cutters it'll be destroyed. I should know, I was an angry kid and my first thought was "Sounds like a justified way to break it".

    • @MunchieTheGnome
      @MunchieTheGnome Рік тому +107

      Violation to fire code too. There's no way that is real.

    • @Raven-yv6di
      @Raven-yv6di Рік тому +77

      @@MunchieTheGnome Exactly, four minutes in between classes? There's no way, kids would've gotten stuck in there the first day it was there. Can you imagine trying to explain that to your parents

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika Рік тому

      Oh well, suck it up, if you're in charge you get to abuse people. Don't like it? Oh well, enjoy the punishment

    • @MunchieTheGnome
      @MunchieTheGnome Рік тому +14

      @@Spyrika That's not how it works, illegal is illegal, and this is a government building :p

  • @pericore9100
    @pericore9100 Рік тому +470

    That bathroom door that seals shut when class is going on is so incredibly anti-human, I can assure you a lot of complains were made by parents alone. Imagine not being able to use the bathroom during that 4-minute period because it was overly crowded and you have to wait another period of time.

    • @zappyapp
      @zappyapp Рік тому +29

      "The design is very inhuman"

    • @Squid728
      @Squid728 Рік тому +11

      Yes
      Hope it breaks soon (absolutly by accident and not by screwdriver-in-moving-parts dissease) when its open so its useless

    • @urboideiba4514
      @urboideiba4514 Рік тому +44

      Imagine if a fire happened and a student gets trapped then what?

    • @pericore9100
      @pericore9100 Рік тому +23

      @@urboideiba4514 A lawsuit. You are legally required (at least in my country) to provide an always working exit path regardless of your position.

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met Рік тому

      It's the aushwitz treatment

  • @xorensi
    @xorensi Рік тому +77

    I love this guy. No clickbait, no bs. Just straight into the content.

    • @Sun-Tzu-
      @Sun-Tzu- Рік тому +3

      Apart from the misinformation in this episode about the gates over the school toilets.

    • @slugtheplugalug
      @slugtheplugalug Рік тому +1

      @@Sun-Tzu-He just got a thing wrong dawg it’s not that deep

    • @Sun-Tzu-
      @Sun-Tzu- Рік тому

      @@slugtheplugalug It's still misinformation. He was claiming a school was routinely violating human rights.

  • @greenmeowstic3017
    @greenmeowstic3017 Рік тому +276

    This episode was filled with a little more evil than normal lol

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 Рік тому +10

      We got a little more dose of evil that usual in the daily dose of internet

    • @Fluffycakez5
      @Fluffycakez5 Рік тому +12

      He said he’s posting videos everyday now out of spite because of one person calling him out

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 Рік тому +5

      @YeaMan dumpster fire

    • @TheTraveler980
      @TheTraveler980 Рік тому

      @@Fluffycakez5 Nuh uh.

  • @daniix66
    @daniix66 Рік тому +196

    3:26 history repeats itself

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon Рік тому +197

    0:58 Lol, that's the laughter of a dad who probably told the mom several times the daughter wasn't that into Tswift, but she didn't listen.

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade Рік тому +12

      Classic.

    • @synccrow114
      @synccrow114 Рік тому +17

      The Mom was in denial 🤣

    • @tetraploid5000
      @tetraploid5000 Рік тому +4

      LMAO

    • @fark69
      @fark69 Рік тому

      Apparently you have to sell yourself into slavery to get those tickets so that's why the mom is so mad...

    • @tetraploid5000
      @tetraploid5000 Рік тому +1

      @@fark69 W h a t

  • @TheAmazingHoho576
    @TheAmazingHoho576 11 місяців тому +12

    0:58 Love her honesty!!

  • @justpassingby9708
    @justpassingby9708 Рік тому +722

    I just appreciate how you NOT unnecessarily talk over each clip and NOT unnecessarily put a music track all over

    • @piinkman
      @piinkman Рік тому +4

      he`s the only "meme guy" i know, who IS talking and its really annoying. on the other hand he always got the best clips so I keep watching

    • @sylla2
      @sylla2 Рік тому +38

      @@piinkman meme guy? I don't recall him showing any memes..

    • @piinkman
      @piinkman Рік тому +2

      @@sylla2 whatever you wanna call it, i mean those short internet clips

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 Рік тому

      Music tracks are annoying

    • @toidIllorTAmI
      @toidIllorTAmI Рік тому +2

      @@sylla2 all of these videos are literally memes and wholesome moments. What are you on?

  • @rasmus1600
    @rasmus1600 Рік тому +101

    3:40, why am i more impressed by that lantern? Never seen lanterns make that much light

    • @Dethmeister
      @Dethmeister Рік тому +8

      I think they're using a camera that has a night setting that makes everything brighter so as to capture the Northern Lights better. The moon looks like the sun.

    • @MenGamer127
      @MenGamer127 Рік тому +5

      @@Dethmeisteroh, I was about to say why would they even need it, it’s so bright outside

  • @DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C
    @DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C Рік тому +304

    Almost four minutes of Daily Dose, this was insanely entertaining

    • @feelsaxelman
      @feelsaxelman Рік тому +14

      Almost long enough to get locked in a bathroom for 45 minutes to an hour.

    • @Tailspin80
      @Tailspin80 9 місяців тому

      The first was not funny. Old people have enough challenges without taking the piss.

  • @AntoZeus
    @AntoZeus Рік тому +6

    1:10 that is a starling bird, beautiful.

  • @angel-nv7jk
    @angel-nv7jk Рік тому +86

    Schools really out here going above and beyond to deny basic human needs but don't do anything about bullying

  • @tissuepaper1995
    @tissuepaper1995 Рік тому +89

    2:39
    I like how he eats
    He's a very polite little guy

    • @Yayarayaya
      @Yayarayaya Рік тому +9

      I was looking for any comments on this cute one 😩 yeah my thought was also that he was so polite!! So cute!!!

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Рік тому +6

      Imagine how sweet he'd be if he was fried in batter & dipped in sugar. OMG😍😍

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Рік тому +2

      More polite than most baby animals

    • @minary5888
      @minary5888 Рік тому +4

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 WOAH WOAH

    • @aperson2224
      @aperson2224 Рік тому +3

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 r/holdup

  • @LiterallyAnythingg
    @LiterallyAnythingg Рік тому +134

    Poor old lady trying her best to hear him thinking man I thought my hearing was fine this morning 😂

  • @zinedineyzidane
    @zinedineyzidane Рік тому +3

    I know it’s cliche but the last video was literally breathtaking. Stunning

  • @eminemfan50098
    @eminemfan50098 Рік тому +425

    0:52 was hilarious! the laugh from the dad followed up by the pure shock from the mom was comedy gold 🤣

    • @alexshank1414
      @alexshank1414 Рік тому +89

      A kids honesty and innocence can be a hard pill to swallow. Also, the parents might be a little out of touch on what their kid is listening to.

    • @kiwikluvs
      @kiwikluvs Рік тому +60

      It’s really a shame that those parents don’t know their kids well at all :(

    • @TeeAiDee
      @TeeAiDee Рік тому +16

      That kid has good taste.

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 Рік тому +8

      What did they give?
      Tickets to a concert or a signed picture or what

    • @ballervin
      @ballervin Рік тому +17

      @@minaashido518concert tickets 😭😭

  • @Bm-ht4jv
    @Bm-ht4jv Рік тому +39

    The bathroom one.... I litterally have ibs. I cannot control when my body is randomly upset. People have periods, which need more attention sometimes. What if someone has bladder issues and may find themselves having to go often? What if you ate something you shouldn't have during lunch and it catches up to you during class? I could go on but you get the point.

    • @patb9463
      @patb9463 Рік тому +1

      Bm
      Just the thought of having an upset stomach and needing the washroom to either be sick or have diarrhea, or even BOTH..!
      Thanks for bringing that …..up 😊!
      P

  • @SuperJeb98
    @SuperJeb98 Рік тому +78

    1:37 I saw a baby do this once, only the pitch went up every time

  • @johnreed7042
    @johnreed7042 Рік тому +4

    2:08 Co2 map is pretty fascinating… the rainforest manages itself well but boy china sure is just a steady, deep red glow

  • @DavesTBSS
    @DavesTBSS Рік тому +270

    It's honestly amazing how they can just take a fingerprint from almost any surface

    • @Ducktherealone
      @Ducktherealone Рік тому +5

      Does anyone by chance know on which surfaces you can’t find fingerprints?

    • @amellon8669
      @amellon8669 Рік тому +21

      @@Ducktherealone Asking for a friend perchance?

    • @emax910
      @emax910 Рік тому +4

      @@Ducktherealone 📸 🤨

    • @guesttheunknown6800
      @guesttheunknown6800 Рік тому

      @Jack Wrath 👑 mmmm clever little-

    • @shahzebwaquar2167
      @shahzebwaquar2167 Рік тому +9

      @@Ducktherealoneu can dip your fingers in highly concentrated hydrochloric acid before touching anything..it won’t leave any finger prints

  • @Hinokl
    @Hinokl Рік тому +196

    Surprised they actually gave that person 6 million instead of saying the machine malfunctioned 😅

    • @keeganchick2171
      @keeganchick2171 Рік тому +33

      I'm more surprised that they didn't call security to beat that person senseless and ban them for life from the casino

    • @General_kenobi12
      @General_kenobi12 Рік тому +3

      That's illegal

    • @pixerhp
      @pixerhp Рік тому +6

      @@General_kenobi12 They care?

    • @kenwaid8239
      @kenwaid8239 Рік тому +3

      Yeah who are they going to complain to the police? These are tribal police on tribal lands will be lucky if you don’t wind up an unmarked grave somewhere. if you go to a casino expecting to win anything you’re an idiot I go there for the entertainment and the food.
      I was in Vegas about 20 years ago and this guy hit $100,000 on a progressive slot machine, it was at the Gold Coast a secondary casino off the main strip not too expensive quite pleasant accommodations. anyway, they ran up and he looked at them and he said “yeah yeah I know the machine is malfunctioning, I gotcha” and they were trying to tell him “no sir you actually won, congratulations” and he just screamed at them at the top of his voice “BULLSHIT!!! You don’t have to put on a show for all the other people around here and then tell me I didn’t win in the fucking back room.” and turned around and walked out and they were frantically trying to stop him without getting physical with him because they had no right to be physical. I don’t know if that guy ever got his money or not, But the level of pissed off he looked I’m thinking the Gold Coast probably didn’t have to pay anything out that night. but that’s what happens when these fucking casinos basically every time somebody wins are told that the machine malfunctioned, ESPECIALLY at the Native American casinos places if they even have an inkling that you’re winning at anything will throw you out. if you’re lucky you don’t get an ass beating. Smart thing to do is say you win $5000 intentionally lose $3800 of it back that way you don’t have to file any kind of tax reports and they leave you alone. In fact my wife just reminded me she went to a casino with her ex-boyfriend a guy she dated before she met me and he hit $3000 on a slot machine this was a tribal casino in Arizona. Well every time he went up to the counter to turn in the slip they had an excuse to not give him the money the machine was down, they had to get the tax forms from the office they were out of them at the payout counter etc. then he started noticing the security around him (my wife said he always was a bit paranoid and in retrospect there was nothing exceptional about the amount of security around the place and they weren’t particularly focused on him or her but at the time it just seemed that way)
      so he walked up to the counter tore up the paper slip and said “please let us leave“ my wife said she’s never been so afraid in her life they quickly made their way out to the car and were backing out when they saw a guy in a suit running towards them waving and yelling well he just floored it and they got out of there. it was later on when they were having a drink to calm their nerves they realize that the guy was waving a bunch of papers and yelling something along the lines of “Wait Sir wait your money.” It was only after the adrenaline had worn off and they were able to think a little more clearheaded that they pieced things together. but he looked at her and said “look we only really lost five dollars I can live with that no way I’m fucking going back there.“. I just wonder if some of the casino workers maybe didn’t get into trouble because my wife said the way they were coming across was hostile maybe they were having a bad night at work or something who knows but I’ve heard a few other stories from people that supposedly had won money and for whatever bullshit reason have walked out with nothing I know they weren’t cheats. If the people in this country would take a break from gambling for one week to send a message I think the message would be heard loud and clear, start playing fair or piss off there’s a difference between rigging the system so that you were going to win the majority of the time and doing everything but sticking a gun in their face and robbing them and that’s the level that some of these casinos are at but no matter what the reputation your addicts will always go there just thinking they’re going to score

    • @olanmills64
      @olanmills64 Рік тому +2

      Casinos like giving away money, as long as they're certain everything was above board. It motivates people to keep coming. They don't care about giving away money. They're mathematically guaranteed to make more as long as they run their business properly

  • @PunisherSM
    @PunisherSM Рік тому +34

    It makes me happy to see people enjoying the northern lights. I grew up with them, and it's unbelievable in person. Soooo bright and beautiful!

  • @jeffersonderegla
    @jeffersonderegla 10 місяців тому +5

    “is that even a snore? is he even sleeping??” me

  • @seco2362
    @seco2362 Рік тому +417

    Imagine the horror of starting your period during class time 💀💀💀💀

    • @Skyset_angel
      @Skyset_angel Рік тому +22

      I had mine soak on other side of pants….

    • @fright747
      @fright747 Рік тому +6

      @@Skyset_angel tmi tmi

    • @gachabloxgirl3958
      @gachabloxgirl3958 Рік тому +35

      @@StaticVxlt Clearly you are not a female... comment is referring to the toilet with bars clip, not being able to go to the toilet when your period suddenly comes will be a NIGHTMARE

    • @StaticVxlt
      @StaticVxlt Рік тому

      @@gachabloxgirl3958 I am a female irl and I have my period rn. I'm allowed to comment whatever I want. But this comment is just dumb. And so is yours! guessing other peoples gender? Clearly you aren't smart

    • @StaticVxlt
      @StaticVxlt Рік тому

      @@gachabloxgirl3958 Tbh I'd rather get stuck inside a bathroom then go to school with blood on my ass. Isn't it embarrassing knowing that you said something outrageous and incredibly sad?

  • @BobBilly5621
    @BobBilly5621 Рік тому +60

    3:06 The anxiety that frozen lake gives me 💀

  • @ordersquid38
    @ordersquid38 Рік тому +56

    With the cruise door one, I know very well about it. I’ve been on so many cruises and let me tell you, ALWAYS close and lock the balcony door before opening the stateroom door, especially on sea days or when there is a lot of wind. The rush of air is nothing to joke about if you have belongings outside. They can be flown out of the ship and into the water it goes. Thankfully never had this experience but it’s something to know about

    • @cubingguy9628
      @cubingguy9628 8 місяців тому

      We were on a cruise and we went outside on a full moon. When we tried to go out again at night but, there was so much wind pushing the doors shut.

  • @thetrainchannel5125
    @thetrainchannel5125 Рік тому +2

    That winter forest looked so beautiful. And the color of the lantern made it 100 times better. Some day, I will travel to see that.

  • @daenite2480
    @daenite2480 Рік тому +192

    1:07
    US: our birds are not drones

    • @Peanutnibbler
      @Peanutnibbler Рік тому +3

      Cap

    • @AlexqpYT
      @AlexqpYT Рік тому +3

      I heard he doing lego Star Wars guy robot blue dude idk what’s his name

    • @usopp3730
      @usopp3730 Рік тому +3

      @@AlexqpYT R2-D2

    • @tetraploid5000
      @tetraploid5000 Рік тому +4

      @@AlexqpYT DDOI literally said the name 💀

    • @charliehague5739
      @charliehague5739 8 місяців тому +2

      Sounds like a Pokémon cry

  • @Vivo-cp2rb
    @Vivo-cp2rb Рік тому +57

    I love the energy you got for us this year! Love the longer episodes. Geniunely makes me so happy.

  • @_qe
    @_qe Рік тому +79

    2:30
    Yeah "untill you leave"
    After that they snatch the money 😂

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon Рік тому +8

      I was going to say, probably right to the door, then, not their problem.
      Assuming they don't jump you themselves.

    • @_qe
      @_qe Рік тому +5

      @@TheDapperDragon oh they sure will XD
      They're protecting the money not the guy 😂

  • @allieb8745
    @allieb8745 12 днів тому +1

    2:32 that’s a jackpot if you get a bodyguard and millions

  • @blizzzr8720
    @blizzzr8720 Рік тому +79

    3:19 as much as things change they stay the same

  • @cinemahorizon5109
    @cinemahorizon5109 Рік тому +88

    1:20 Floyd got that evil stare in his eyes when he said that LOL

  • @lrvdo
    @lrvdo Рік тому +87

    2:23 me when I take cold water bath in winter.

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 10 місяців тому +1

      2:28 the drone sounds like my scream

  • @Simkets
    @Simkets 11 місяців тому +1

    I now believe that bird was the R2D2's voice actor and no one can convince me otherwise

  • @ForticusKrorkenstein
    @ForticusKrorkenstein Рік тому +65

    2:15 Wow, almost like we shouldn't be letting Brazil chop and burn it all down.

    • @nobodynowhere8061
      @nobodynowhere8061 Рік тому +6

      We can’t tell them what to do or not do with their land. Especially not when we’re emitting a large proportion of said CO2. it’s not a good look

    • @Socratesmilgrau
      @Socratesmilgrau Рік тому +3

      O país é seu ?

    • @_Atreides_
      @_Atreides_ Рік тому

      We shouldn't be letting the EU, USA, Russia and China emit so much CO2 to generate electricity

    • @hellen2607
      @hellen2607 Рік тому +2

      FUTEBOL BRASIL NUMERO UNO EEEEEE VAIBRASIIIIIIL BRASILSILSILSIL

    • @V.G.F.
      @V.G.F. Рік тому

      Como a que é, gringo?

  • @Gladuos1
    @Gladuos1 Рік тому +113

    That look the dude got after he told him "I'll knock you out" lmao His years of training were already kicking in, it's a good thing he kept walking 😂

    • @Gryffyth_Aurum
      @Gryffyth_Aurum Рік тому

      Nah that was the face of a triggered snowflake cause someone said nono words that he didnt like

    • @SuperKarineka
      @SuperKarineka Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Off-with-a-bang
      @Off-with-a-bang Рік тому +3

      Imagine if Floyd Jr's guards held him while shouting: I got'em boss,now get down here and lay the hurt!
      Dude would've seen his entire life flash before his eyes as he gets a mean left hook to the face 😂

    • @em0_tion
      @em0_tion Рік тому

      I'm not a FM fan and even I think this dude's a disrespectful bastard. Ruining his day for a "joke"? 👎

    • @acewmd.
      @acewmd. Рік тому +2

      Yeah, Floyd could’ve gotten hurt.

  • @tenkial
    @tenkial Рік тому +51

    That bathroom lock rule is cruel. What about unforseen circumstances? Would they have to run up to the front office and explain their situation just so they can take an emergency number 2 or deal with other issues?

    • @Amber_Scarlet
      @Amber_Scarlet Рік тому +29

      *all the girls with period cramps would like to speak to the manager*

    • @DarthKater311
      @DarthKater311 Рік тому +12

      My daughter has medical conditions that require her to never be denied the bathroom. She’s be going to another school.

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 Рік тому

      imagine a fire starts spreading and youre locked in there

  • @mr-steam5744
    @mr-steam5744 Рік тому +1

    That bathroom is a nightmare. What if you had to throw up or go to the bathroom really bad. That awful

  • @SirVelstadt
    @SirVelstadt Рік тому +132

    If you're going to be uploading videos of this quality daily now then that's truly impressive. I hope you're hard work pays off

    • @grahamthomas9319
      @grahamthomas9319 Рік тому +3

      I think some are shorts, could be wrong.

    • @AubDenashi
      @AubDenashi Рік тому +3

      Doing that would be nearly impossible, but he was really creative and is doing a UA-cam short every day. 👍

    • @MrXPeaceLP
      @MrXPeaceLP Рік тому +8

      Why would you hope he's hard?

    • @Dethmeister
      @Dethmeister Рік тому +1

      @@MrXPeaceLP He likes Daily Dose very much.

    • @keyboardmause
      @keyboardmause Рік тому

      @YeaMan get a life

  • @R3IMU
    @R3IMU Рік тому +32

    I got pretty lucky upon entering my high school. The teachers basically told us "If you need to use the bathroom, just get up and go.", as they thought that it was way more disruptive to their flow when people raise their hand all the time and had to ask first.

  • @rounakshaw3052
    @rounakshaw3052 Рік тому +55

    0:14 the way the dog lifts the ear slowly, so adorable

  • @jcspider7259
    @jcspider7259 Рік тому +1

    3:07 White bubbles are formed in rivers and lakes when bacteria decompose organic matter in the water and expel methane gas. The gas, insoluble in water, becomes bubbles trapped in ice on their way to the frozen surface.

  • @guavaplays9853
    @guavaplays9853 Рік тому +90

    Imagine having a bad stomach and then you have to miss the whole class 💀💀

    • @rere-me
      @rere-me Рік тому +17

      Imagine having diarrhea while in class💀

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Рік тому +13

      Holy shit these bots. UA-cam moderation are great.

    • @realglutenfree
      @realglutenfree Рік тому

      @@rere-me Imagine just being a girl who needs to change her tampons...I would straight up take a dump in the corner of the bathroom and then throw a bloodsoaked tampon next to it. Its all about the message

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Рік тому

      @@rere-me "Either you let me go to the bathroom, or this whole room will become a biohazard"

  • @freddafishy
    @freddafishy Рік тому +20

    Loving the new longer length of these videos. Thanks man!

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek Рік тому +197

    Kid: "My school is like a prison, I don't want to go anymore!"
    Parent: "Haha, very funny"
    Schools: 0:36

    • @mailleweaver
      @mailleweaver Рік тому +8

      My dad would have been in there literally tearing the thing out himself if they tried doing that crap at my school.

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Рік тому +1

      @@mailleweaver Is waiting an hour to go to the toilet too hard for you? sounds like your dad wasn't tough on you

    • @eminemfan50098
      @eminemfan50098 Рік тому

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 have you never had stomach issues? Diarrhea? Sudden vomiting? An uncontrollable urge to piss so bad you think you're gonna spring a leak? Cause literally EVERYONE experiences these things. What that school is doing is not only immoral but anti human. Quit arguing for literal mistreatment of minors, its disgusting and makes you look like scum.

    • @Sloth-tr7bd
      @Sloth-tr7bd Рік тому

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 Yeah, an hour is pretty long ass time to wait to do your basic biology need. These gates are a violation of basic human rights. Besides there's a high chance of someone being accidentally imprisoned in these bathrooms. If you think this is okay then there's something wrong with you

    • @sasukeee_editz
      @sasukeee_editz Рік тому +10

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 if you don't have a bladder but normal people have nobody wants to pee in their class or get infection due to a natural thing

  • @bloodysparkles5372
    @bloodysparkles5372 4 місяці тому +1

    why is "children's toy accidentally flown into fireplace on christmas" a surprisingly common genre of video

  • @dwightschrute4560
    @dwightschrute4560 Рік тому +93

    That girl not being a fan of Taylor Swift and thus not being overwhelmed by the tickets is my hero.

    • @lesliemakara9131
      @lesliemakara9131 Рік тому +20

      I’ve been hunting for your comment.

    • @lusbox4724
      @lusbox4724 Рік тому +11

      The Dad laughing in the background seals it.

    • @fjb4932
      @fjb4932 Рік тому

      Taylor S. is damaged goods ( A. Schwarzenegger ) ☆

  • @tharran7627
    @tharran7627 Рік тому +309

    Thanks for all of your work to bring these videos to us! Greetings from Belgium

  • @foxwood67
    @foxwood67 Рік тому +99

    Porcupine having snack and doggo getting shower made me smile ear to ear. Adorable

    • @PavitrStan4Life
      @PavitrStan4Life Рік тому +1

      porcupine was adorable

    • @B33t_R007
      @B33t_R007 Рік тому +1

      it's extremely memeable. my favorite of this dose

  • @VectorZero
    @VectorZero 5 місяців тому +1

    Getting locked in the bathroom is like skipping class like a professional