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“Why are you walking so slow?”
“Because I want sympathy”
Absolute chad.
E
Most people nowadays lol. The difference is other people aren't that honest.
Seems more like a rat tactic
My nana 100%
Interesting you should say that since I was just thinking “that’s totally me when I’m 93 years old”
"Are you proud of yourself now?" Bro was so done 💀
He's not having it. He's not having anything.
They didnt get paid enough for that crap 😭
😈
😂
@@ImJustJAG Not even the step
The “professional” tree removal service one got me with both the guys in the background hopping a fence to run 💀
They probably just wanted something between them and any flying debris.
@@oliverer3 well yeah I know I think it was just funny
I've not even noticed. It almost seemed like that third person following them was the angry home owner😅
The white blood cells message is heartbreakingly wholesome and undeniable. Thank you.
My white cells should stop fighting
It's not worth it anymore
@@aak8297 ya think that’ll convince my white blood cells to stop attacking my thyroid? If so, sign me up
Wholesome, another word ruined by cliche addicts.
@@C.Church wdym?
@@kartik7375 Wholesome has joined the ranks of ...
First
Hold my beer
Legend has it
I can confirm that...
Is anyone watching this in...?
I'm dead, or 💀
Protect this man at all costs.
Precious babies or situations said to cause "balling" of someone eyes out
And on and on all the way back to fedora accusations and desktop days of pressing specific number keys flipping directly to a funny second.
"Are you proud of yourself now of your behaviour?"
Every teacher loves this line
As a teacher, I Can confirm…😂
Maybe they try to "teach" you something...
Àww
Bruĥ
@Santiago 🅥 i'm better than your dad, your dad doesn't exist!
We've all had that moment as kids with a loose tooth. Never trust your parents when they say "let me see"
Ain't that the tooth! 🤪
agh. that feeling of taking it out, this some kind of a crust sound
My mom would tie dental floss around the tooth, hold the floss taught and slap my forehead to get it out
@@ilect1690 my uncle got pliers and tried to rip it out.
my mom flicked my tooth out when i was 6
I don't know why but the porpoise sliding on to the scale was actually satisfying.
The way they just shove the people in the trains so casually is so funny to me
I know! It sounds totally abusive, but they were being very helpful and conscientious. Did you see how that one conductor went running Ning for the next door so he could help get some more sardines shoved in?
That grandpa is a legend
Using his valuable time to exploit people for their sympathy
Hey can we be frineds.....
He's earned it.
Hehe
@YeaMan as the dude the last time said;
nahman
He can literally start his own business with that mindset
“Nobody was hurt.”
Happy to hear that. The home owner will get a lot of cardio chasing the person responsible.
That home owner definitely got the payday of a lifetime if he made that a lawsuit
Bet insurance still gave 'em the runaround on the payout.
Depends on who asked for the tree to be moved in the first place.
Did you see the ones that jumped over the fence?
@@kimberle4753 no, now i did
“No Stowage”
So nice seeing Apollo here!! What a pleasant surprise!
I know, I didn’t expect to see him either!
Bro change that pfp
@@YourLocalPatriot you must have a sad life if my pfp bothers you that much, and no I’m not going to. Deal with it :)
"cuz I want sympathy" had me dying what a funny old man. Enjoy them while you have them
Hey can we be frineds...!!!
@@watchmoro no
....enjoy and LEARN from them!
I will enjoy old men 😩
@@Claire-kg7kp What 😃
"The good news is that nobody was hurt"
the eight most reassuring words to come from this man
@RedStar 123
Don't stop
More like "least convincing"
Legit
Litterly🥹🥹🤣🤣
Imagine how distressed we'll all be when he doesn't say that one day
I love your channel. Your videos always make me feel better about things in life, even when I'm having a rough time with things. Thanks for all of the attention to detail. It makes all the difference for your fans! 🤗🤗
3:04 so satisfying watching/hearing the porpoise just glide onto the platform.
As a person who gets anxious in crowds and tight closed spaces, the way those people were crammed into that train looks like literal hell on earth to me.
It's hell on earth because you've lived a sheltered life where you get to pick and choose what realities you desire.
And don't ever forget that when you go about bitching about USA because you leave this place and you don't get to bitch anymore cause people wherever you are are dying to get here so enjoy your 1st world problems.
Ikr what the fawkes from Harry Potter was that???
As someone who lives in Tokyo, that is most certainly not what the trains are like most of the time. Only very rarely when it's rush hour and there's been a cancelation or something.
Crowd crush looks so scary! 😵😱
@@fourthpanda As an Indian: First time?
The way the cops stared at him before he said "Are you proud of yourself right now" got me. 💀
Did IT jump a little:?
@@ that cop = 100% snowflake with huge mental problems
Imagine threatening someone with arrest for taking a step, and then have the nerve if THEY feel proud of themselves :D
@RedStar 123 I just unsubbed from you after seeing all of your weird comments.
@@jimothyjimbo8900 LOL
2:10 reminds me of my grandma, literally the same face, same voice, same tone, same kinds of words and in this particular instance, humor. RIP 1952-2022
That cop got flashbacks of his little brother pulling the same prank on him 😂😂😂
The amount of strength the conductors have to push all those people in is amazing
Professional trainsquishers
@Don't Read My Profile Photo I'm your first victim💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Techniques rather than strength
True happiness is in giving. I hope you will give me your attention
It's easy until someone farts
Feel guilty for how hard I laughed when mom yanked her kids tooth out! 😆
Lol
It's a horrible way to ruin the trust your kid has in you
@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 give it up
@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 It was quick and easy. Better than any other method he could have tried.
@@Hoch134 Then at least give your kid an info and a countdown. Trust issues is a real thing in kid parent relationships and can cause severe issues in the kid.
the train one got me cracking up 😂🤣
they were just shoving them in
and the look on their faces
Imagine getting pushed into a crowded train by 3 dudes lol.
I would never blame a grandpa that wants sympathy like him
Honestly, I hope the guy felt at least a little bad or embarrassed afterwards.
After all, him filming and uploading that whole spiel was fundamentally no different.
I had to like this comment to get it to 667
So nice seeing Apollo here!! What a pleasant surprise!. That man had the bravery to do what no one else dared..
dead internet theory called
"because i want sympathy" THAT GRANDPA NEEDS SOME LOVE
We all know how white blood cells works, but the way you said it was so heart-warming. Thank you
Not nearly as heartwarming as the platelets in Cells At Work!
Hell yeah I saw a bit of that show, it’s pretty awesome
What about lonely people with leukemia?
the ones that care about me do not have a brain
White blood cells also tell us a lot just by measuring how many there are.
"This is a Stickup, and yes, I am a Horse"
This had me Laughing so hard lmfao
Pretty sure that was a camel costume, though.
Someone asks what you did this weekend: "This is a stick up! And yes I am a horse."
“And yes i’m a horse.”
Wise words
Seeing planets normally without telescopes has always been fascinating, like seeing venus early in the morning.
It looked like a massive sky beast staring into my soul to me...😶
I just went outside to see them. Very visible!
I saw mars in front of our house for a month straight it was bright orange and now its gone lol
Ohhh so thats what i saw i took a pic of the planets and that day the moon was super close to them toooo looked amazing
Uranus is also easily visible but you need a mirror.
That old man really took " never let them know your next move" to the next level ^_^
Call an ambulance, but not for me
He made it Never let them know when your next move is, because He is slow.
@@crusaderknight6928 That spam bot belongs to a Discord predator named Savetion. Report him and all of his alts.
@@crusaderknight6928 Good.
He reminded me of elderly Joseph Joestar. I could see Joseph pulling that.
In the tree removal video why did those dudes run off and jump the fence like that 😂
That climber is secretly flipping us off
I feel like that parrot knew the difference between rock and Shrek but was smart enough to joke around with it
I was also wondering whether Apollo didn't just pull a bit of sneaky trolling there, lol.
Fr
🗿
its a fun thought but i kinda doubt it
Shrock
Shruck
As a mechanical engineering student: The robot is the piece of art.
That’s a good way to look at it. Since the sculptor who makes the statue by hand is an artist. A robot that makes sculptures isn’t the artist, the engineer is the artist instead.
programing the robot is art, how long before it programs itself?
i like this way of thinking about it!
do u have to be good at match to be in mengeering?
Art: the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination.
An artist programmed the robot with the design. Anyone who claims it isn't art is objectively wrong.
Nah but the "thup" sound when that woman pulled out the kids tooth 💀
This is by far his best video!
“Are you proud of yourself right now” is a PERFECT question to ask 😂
im investing in this comment. current like count is 50
@@mitingtwotch fr it’s sorta blowing up I didn’t expect it lol
Its like the more polite way of calling someone stupid
@@mitingtwotch It's have 1k or more likes, idk. But i'll be here for it
@@11sonicspeed And we will enjoy watching you get arrested in the future.
3:03 the way she pushes it so it just slowly slides backwards is hillarious
She did that on porpoise.
while saying the weight bahaha
Imagine you get handled like that at the doctor's office 😂
@@All.Natural.Dirt. Yeah they gotta do that for your mom
bloopbloop...
ain’t nobody talking about the two goofiest jumps at 2:00 in the background lmao 😂
The friends in the background going “Actually stop… Dude actually stop!”
I love the people in the background of the tree removing service just jumping the fence. One did it so casually while the other was running for his life
Good news we got the tree. Bad news u will have to pay roof damages
I only noticed the people in Background after seeing this comments
@@calebdegruise3942 They better have insurance! And I don't mean the homeowners!
Exactly, LoL
All because they didn't want the tree falling on their house.
The way you personified the white blood cells is giving me an existential crisis. They're a piece of me but they look so autonomous and separate when seen under a microscope.
We don't know how the universe really works. Those white blood cells may be very conscious!
Our very bodies are a symbiotic society.
Wait until you learn about what our Gut Biome does for us.
They look yellow in that video.
@@Life_42 Sir, they don’t have brains…
@@Life_42 may be our universe is also conscious
I got emotional hearing about my white blood cells. The only friends I can rely on.
3:01 I didn't expect that porpoise to glide so gracefully onto the scale like that.
And it did that on porpoise
Gotta love how the passengers on the train don’t mind the guys shoving them, showing that it happens all the time
Thought that I got actual comments, turns out they’re stupid bots
Ive never felt so lucky to work from home 😂
Pushing them in is actually part of their job, too.
Imagine cutting the biggest fart of all time, in the middle of the riders, after a long night of beer drinking and eating egg salad sandwiches! Ugh.... those poor passengers
I'd say that one guy seemed a little bothered, but yea I mean not much you can do about it. You either deal with it or step out and hope the next one is less full
"and yes, I am a horse."
*thats a camel*
Lmao the way they just shove people in the train like trying to fit laundry into a bag kills me
I was thinking stuffing a sleeping bag into it's sack 😂
i feel bad for the girl got shoved inside, it's like getting molested or get accused when you're a guy, worse experience
I'd unalive myself if that was my daily commute
@@kiotchirou7579 wtf
@@kiotchirou7579all of them got shoved inside, not just that girl lol
The loose baby tooth and perfectly cut scream after was my favorite 🤣
Lemme see
*YOINK*
@@gwenchapman5068 AA...
man i used to hate people when they tried to pull it off LİKE İT İS EVENTUALLY GONNA FALL DOWN WHY DO YOU MAKE İT HARDER AND İT BLEEDS THAT WAY TOO
@@SteelG_TR it doesn't bleed everytime
@@SteelG_TR it bleeds either way, but it bleeds way more if you yank it
We have to appreciate how he gives himself an overdose of internet each time just to give us our perfect daily dose…
@@poa2.0surface77 he just recently took a partnership where he gets a little help with his videos. Until about january this year he's been looking for videos and permissions and editing all by himself from the day he started. Earlier in his career he put out videos every single day but that was too taxing for just him so he had to upload less.
@@poa2.0surface77 source: it came to me in a dream
@@cabbeli i mean I respect him but don't act like it's extremely hard work. He's just grabbing videos from reddit or whatnot. Like the millions of other compilation channels. He just hit the lottery. Like seriously this channel is good but it's no different to other compilation channels
@@Thawhid Sometimes, all it takes is being first. What's the saying, you can be successful by "either being first, being smarter, or cheating." He was one of the first, which also makes him intuitively smart about human nature. And although it's easy compared to many jobs, it's still a job.
@@scratchpenny he was not one of the first mate. He won the lottery. That's what YT Is all about. You gotta get lucky with an audience because quality ≠ views.
Even then he was consistent. Had consistent quality. Most of his clips aren't your usual recycled viral videos. So all seconds were essentially fresh
Daily dose of internet is becoming my daily overdose of internet
1:43 I can feel his pain¨
2:02 more like the tree moved the truck😂😂
"And yes I am a horse"
I love this line for some reason 😂
It's funny because he wasn't a horse, he was a camel.
@@CorrectsYou So much happening in the one scene. Fantastic.
And why the long face?
Vine energy and the " No stowage " one
@@djamtz What's the deal with the "no stowage" one?
The mom pulling the tooth out made me laugh way too hard lol
Same! XD
yes ol
Ikr! Got a good chuckle out of me and I don't usually laugh out loud.
same
i feel bad for his pain
I think that he was pretty proud with his own behaviour.
“Shruck!” Lmao
That cop was beyond disappointed at this guy, holy crap, he was probably thinking to himself how tf does a person become like this
thats because thats not a person no more XD
The same cop who threatened the guy with arrest a second ago for stepping into the street? Yeah, I don’t give a crap about how that tyrant bully felt.
from what it at least seems he did something in one of the stores and the cops were keeping him out of their property (with his behavior probably a prank or smth). either way the cop asked him to not step any farther and he continued acting childish in front of leo that was only there to do his job. @@nsmlsof
@@nsmlsofthey obviously have a situation going on. Preventing people from endangering themselves and others is hardly tyrannical
@@methatis3013 dude they were literally standing on the street where they didn’t want him to “take one more step further”.
Gtfoh with the tyrant apologetics.
0:31 The person in the black coat is so frustrated
Everybody gangsta until he says "somebody was hurt"
2:36 it's basically 3D printing so it's as much art as the 3D computer version, which was probably modeled by a human.
Yea. A computer physically Made it but a human made the idea
Well computer made digital art exists so it's computer made physical art now
This statue is a replica of the Tersicore created by Antonio Canova in 1811, and the 3D model was created through 3D scanning possibly with some final touch ups of errors by a human.
1:37 OW
Tooth gun
the element of surprise softens the blow
*Funny*
i felt that
Gurl was aggressive on that tooth💀
2:04 "The good new is that nobody was hurt"
Meanwhile, the bad ones: 💵
She said did it get it and then she yanked it had me dying😂
2:19 I want to be like him when I'm old.Just fooling people for my own entertainment
"you think everything is a joke dont you"
haha good one
"dang it...----AHHHH----"
“Cuz I want sympathy.” That grandpa has life figured out.
1:43 had me dying 😂
Same
AAAH-
The fact that the nerd gun didn't pull out the tooth but his mom did 💀💀
I do respect that the first clip is the thumbnail like always , it feels great when surrounded by a sea of clickbait
I think them weighing the porpoise was the best thing I've seen all year.
EDIT: He looked so content and just slid right down its amazing
Just got nudged back in after weight completed.
Thats A vacuita i think
@@creatorofthisaintasceneseries It says in the video that it’s a porpoise 3:01
@@kierad479 "vaquita" is a type of porpoise
I thought it was an accident at first, then I realized he did it on porpoise.
3:12 „Right when you think that nobody cares about you, just know that these guys are always fighting for you“, it actually made me feel a little better, thank you.
Unless you are immunocompromised.
You have an entire army backing you up
@@SusanKay- that means your white blood cells attack healthy cells too, I think.
Autoimmune/immunocompromised
It really uplifted my spirit 👍
@@horsegirl2.012 almost. What you described is autoimmune. When your immune system attacks healthy tissue.
Immunocompromised is when your immune system is weak. Could be caused by and autoimmune condition, like AIDS, or from things like not getting enough vitamins or enough sleep (hard to do as long as you’re eating and sleeping)
1:51
That's happened to me in Snowrunner so many times
2:00 Next time my car needs a tow, I'll call a tree.
I feel so relaxed when every time you say “Good news is that nobody hurts”
Dont lie. You never get stressed up anyway.
Pathetic pretending you had any consideration of people you never met OR EVEN SAW.
People do whatever it takes to get "likes" today 😂🤣 LMAO
the twist is nobody was hurt...because everybody died instantly without pain......
Everybody hurts... sometimes.
@@dancingmonkey08 Nice
DDOI: Luckily nobody was hurt.
"But what about muh feeeeelinnnnngs!!!" 😭
My mom always said “let me see” before yanking the tooth out, I fell for it every single time for some reason 😅
It's why I have trust issues.
My mom does that too lol
My dad had this wonderful trick where he would pinch the gum above the tooth gen pull it, didn't hurt at all
Well sadly, I always pluck my own teeth out. ;-;
@@PhantomFilmAustralia exactly.
"are you proud of your behaviour right now?"
yes, yes i am
"Shrok!"
Apollo 😂🤣
Okay but that crowded train thing is terrifying actually, that’s how human crushes happen (a tragedy where people fall into each other and suffocate essentially)
I’d never let myself into a space that crowded
Ever
The fun part is getting off at the correct station. Fortunately I was always able to get stuck in the center where I liked it. The trains open up further out it goes.
This was probably rush hour as well, I've been on Tokyo trains that weren't
nearly this bad,
I'm fairly sure the clip was pretty old, I've never seen any staff dressed like that in the last 10 years.
Crowded trains are not how human crushes happen, because trains have a ton of exits. I can assure you everyone made it out of that train alive
@@perfectworldbeholder And it's only 3 people pushing, not the collective mass of hundreds if not thousands all moving like a glacier into a narrowing like a single stairway or corridor.
( ooc) THE KID AT 1:41 MADE ME LOSE IT. THE SCREAM☠️☠️☠️☠️
perfectly cut scream too.
Nestle Crunch
@@user-xy4in3rt3imy family pinned me down and my grandma literally just snagged it out with her hands. Still remember the pain to this day.
73.5 is now embedded in my head
"Why are you walking so slow?"
"Because I can"
2:56I love Apollo, glad he finally made it into one of your videos
3:00
They’d find this video funny though
Hi DDoI 🤚🏻
As a billionaire I can confirm this
@@BillGates-ud2vi did you become a billionaire in the gate industry? Your name sounds familiar
For sure 100000%
@Darktion bro wtf
*you put your left foot in*
“You were talking to the cat”👁️👄👁️
0:29 This is something Michael Scott and Dwight Shrute would do. lmao
Look at the guys jumping the fence at 2:03 😂
They did not want to deal with that problem
😂😂😂😂 reaaaaal
one of the most perfect jumps i’ve seen in my life
the porpoise flooping up the second she opens her arms makes me very happy
Even the trunk of that BMW has no patience to stay open
Even the license plate said aw
That clip with the kid getting his baby tooth removed caught me off guard lmao
1:43 r/perfectlycutscreams
Perfect cut don’t exi-
I saw it coming :D
That was ju- 🥴
I just love how the kid went " _AAA-_ " and the clip just ended making it a *perfect* cut scream
Hey can we be frineds.....
@@watchmoro no
@@limeedhot no problem i respect your opinion
"No stowage" got me rolling on the floor
When you're so lonely you have to talk to the white blood cells
I have been watching these videos consecutively for the last 3 years and I love it every time. Thank you for being such an awesome youtuber
I'm investing into this comment
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@@SpiralShape me too
@@SpiralShape 17
For me it's been 2 years now and I always make sure to watch all the shorts now.
@@SpiralShape 25 for me
"Right when you think nobody cares about you these guys are always fighting for you"
-me with autoimmune disorders 💀
Well, to be fair,
Your body can't tell the difference between your cells and foreign cells.
So I think they still love you.🤗
They be trying their best
@@VixenSaid
Exactly, their best is just...not very good...
@@tesseract4056 my 37 trillion Cells relaxing cus I am jerm aware: oh don't worry. We're always on standby(exept the blood cells. They always in a rush)
0:03
Reminds me of when my sister would say to get out of her room when I was right outside of it so I would just annoy her by doing this
The tre had the reverse card ready😂 1:56