Ranking Every Glidus Video
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- Опубліковано 3 чер 2024
- wherein the glimbus worries endlessly about whether it's okay to enjoy his own work
really just the most self-indulgent way i could think of to pad out silly week
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Chapters:
0:00 - hi
0:16 - Sickly Mockingbird
1:38 - Aurane Waters 1
3:04 - Aurane Waters 2
4:37 - Preston Jacobs Explained
5:18 - Aurane Waters 3
6:07 - Price of Life and Death 1
7:17 - Aurane CK2
8:00 - Price of Life and Death 2
9:03 - NED
10:21 - S8 Leaks
10:55 - Winterfell
12:14 - AKotSK
12:51 - The Long Night
13:57 - Last of the Starks
14:40 - innocent or otherwise
15:33 - The Bells
16:29 - The Iron Throne
17:16 - JON & TYRION
18:23 - Prestonwave
19:02 - DANY
19:54 - Dragonstone
20:59 - Stormborn
21:45 - The Queen's Justice
22:33 - The Spoils of War
23:23 - Eastwatch
24:38 - Beyond the Wall
25:36 - Dragon and the Wolf
26:57 - ARYA
27:56 - CATELYN
30:21 - Rhaegar = NK
32:45 - The Glidus Movie
34:54 - Tyrion Targ
35:30 - The Wojcicki Cut
36:20 - The Red Woman
37:26 - Home
38:28 - Oathbreaker
39:29 - Shmoook of the Glook
40:18 - The Dur
41:18 - Bloogy Blargy
42:12 - The Bruuuuu
42:54 - GEEEEEOOOOOORRRRGE
43:38 - FAKE ASOIAF THEORIES
45:08 - GoT Smash or Pass
45:55 - HOTD Beginner's Guide
47:02 - Noone
48:18 - HOTD First Thoughts
49:22 - Heirs of the Dragon
50:31 - The Rogue Prince
51:08 - Second of his Name
52:14 - King of the Narrow Sea
53:37 - We Light the Way
54:37 - Princess and the Queen
55:53 - Driftmark
57:44 - Presidents Debate
58:32 - Eminem
59:25 - Hidden Horses
For the love of God, someone let George know that the fandom has devolved into ranking their own ASOIF videos and doing 3 hour livestreams ranking every food description!!
Is it a testament to the quality of content or is it a testement of the creater
@@jordonby A testament to how long we've been waiting for Winds so we can theorize it to death
The only comfort I have is knowing just how many great channels I follow and how they will be overflowing with new content whenever that darned book comes out. I'm ready 🍽
He knows. But he a big fan so he gets too busy watching to write
Wait till they starting reviewing every mention of the word Portcullis
Someone send this to George, maybe the sight of how broken this man is without Winds of Winter will be the inspiration needed to finish the book.
I was thinking the same thing...
If Preston Jacobs' literal fan fiction ending isn't enough to get his fat ass moving, I doubt our poor, mentally enfeebled Glib glob will do the trick
But if he does then he has too eat the book, as promised
Someone punch him in the face and stalk him in my low functioning sociopathic opinion
"This isn’t thumbnail review, this is video review."
Goes on to review each thumbnail in great detail.
well it's a song of ice and fire and not a song of food and drink, yet still food and drink descriptions every damn page
Wait, Glimbus has actually been Glidus this entire time?! Next you're going to tell me Alt Schwift X is actually Alt Shift X. Unbelievable.
untrue heresy
That's just blatantly wrong
ok this isn't quite "Hot Pie is the shrouded lord" type tinfoil...but I feel it's pretty close. We have lost the plot and our minds...
iirc schwift was last seen ahorse and shift is clearly a human so...
This is such a stretch. There’s nothing stopping Glimbus from ranking another person’s videos.
I really empathize with the ‘I want to work on anything *except* for the multiple projects I’ve promised I’ll do’ energy that this video has. It’s very George.
He really is his father’s son
Glimbus laughing at his own jokes and ranking his own videos so highly is great to me. It shows he really enjoys what he’s doing. I can’t count how many times I’ve been going about my day and chuckled over a quote from one of his videos. I’ve said “another day another banger your grace” in far too many conversations at this point
😂 Yasss goes with everything!!
I also love the sultry “Mm talk about the weather”❤
who tf does this Glimbus guy think he is to be judging Glidus
I was really hoping he would go full meta and put this episode ranking video in the episode ranking
i didn’t have a thumbnail for it yet lol
@@glimbus can we get a 1 day later retrospective of this video instead then?
@@obviousalias132 this is a C- or D-tier video however the dust has not yet settled
@@glimbus Brutal, personally I think any Glimbus video is inherently better than one from that poser Glidus
@@glimbusgotta say, all of your livestreams are s-tier for me because they help me sleep (s for sleepy)
Real talk, "Every GoT episode ranked" was my first Glidus video, and it's still my favourite. Glad to see it ranked so high.
My ab fab as well! I watch it every few months
It’s amazing for flights. Makes two + hours fly by.
I love Glidus’ snide refusal to finish Piss or Bliss take to the point I only want shit posts anymore
Meanwhile those of us poor bastards waiting for more GoT Reviews...
@@LordMangudai Okay but imagine those of us waiting for The Price of Life and Death Part 3.
"how the hell did I do the first few that quickly?" hyperfixation is a helluva drug, glimbo.
We've reached mental breakdown levels that shouldn't even be possible.
I found Glidus because I typed 'Aurane Waters ASOIAF theory' in the youtube search bar. Therefore 'Lord of the Waters' is an S-tier video.
Honestly.
I’ve written this before. So if you’ve read it, just ignore it. but I went through a break up of about a 10 year long relationship. right about as I discovered your channel.
And it really made my smile in a hard time.
The point I’m driving at is that this is actually kind of low-key fascinating seeing your thought process and how your channel developed itself.
I never would have thought GOT review Jon/Tyrion was after Pisstake Season 8 etc.
Cool.
A Glidus career retrospective is one of the most relaxing things I could imagine. Sure hope you will do another Crusader Kings stream in the future with the news that the ASOIAF mod releases on April 14th, I can only rewatch your CK2 videos so many times!
Personally I think the smash or pass video was your magnum opus
Nah he passed on osha so f tier
@@devlinarchery9798 nah she’s got that weird nose thing going on
@@balthazarwerner7792 but besides that?
@@balthazarwerner7792 So you wouldn’t smash? lol
@@MrGameonthis I’d be on the fence about it. Depends how much I’d had to drink. Although I will say that my opinion is pro distorted because I’d be putting her in the same category as the likes of Natalie Dormer or Emilia Clark
Hearing Glidus shit on the pisstakes is like hearing Kurt Cobain hated smells like teen spirit
the tyrion targaryen video is hands down my favorite video you ever made. I remember watching it over and over for weeks just laughing my ass off
I think the horse one wins for me
@@honestkyn718 The horse one is honestly hard to compare to any other video. It's more then just an incredible analysis of the series; it searched for and found a level of hidden depth that I honestly didn't think was possible in the modern era. I know that people make video essays and reddit posts and share their thoughts and theories and whatever, but Glidus did something else entirely. Most people, when searching for depth, keep digging and digging in the same hole, but Glidus turned the face of the object, and dug a new hole on a fresh surface no one else had considered, finding a layer of complexity that, despite everyone else's efforts, we were blind to see. Glidus opened the door, and viewed the whole of the series from a lens that I believe George himself was writing through, but no other reader had yet to pick up on. I mean, I enjoyed ASOIAF before the horse video, but now I understand it. I understand that its themes run deeper and truer then anti-war, miscommunication, what it means to love, and the questioning of religion and justice. Those are simple themes, and Glidus proved the book is bigger then that. The real book is a system of allegories about the relationship between animals and the various aspects that make us human. It asks what humanity is, and what beast is, and it finally answers the question all humans search to answer from the moment we have the ability to breathe and think and feel: "What is the meaning of life?"
Life is ahorse.
I just want to say how wonderful it is to have a creator who admits to loving his own work even when it has flaws. It’s so tiring when artists go on and on about how they can’t watch their old videos because they’re ~so bad~ and they can’t believe anyone liked them and it comes off as very self-deprecating.
Preston Jacobs Explained is one of the greatest videos in the history of mankind.
I still go back and rewatch it when I need to almost laugh myself to death.
The Edmure rant puts the Iron Throne episode S-tier.
Sponsors in videos are usually annoying, and I skip them, EXCEPT with yours. Especially your Established Titles ones. You do an excellent job at making them entertaining.
My fave glidus video ever is Oathbreaker. The takes with Bran and (not) Bloodraven and the expositioningness analysisization hooked me after I spit soda everywhere. And the Glidus Movie, of course. Thank you SO MUCH for the smiles and laughs you've provided over the years.
In your LOTT video did well to point out what Vaemond was doing. I didn't think about that at ALL. But it's a great analysis altogether. The showmakers did a great job with everything you point out, but I also like how they aged Alicent. She has a slouch and time is showing on her face beyond just aging. She's tired, not taking care of herself. She's SO unhappy and struggling.
Glidus…I want you to know that NO, we don’t tell everyone that all their videos/content is S-tier amazing; however, yours truly are! Your comedic timing/editing along with your intelligent and insightful analysis of this IP is just a perfect pairing and bingeable to the point I now quote your pisstakes and got reviews on the regular. I’m not saying this just to blow smoke up your a$$…hell, I pay more a month to your Patreon than I pay for other streaming services cus I value your content so GD much! As a fellow creative, I want to only encourage you to keep up what you naturally do so well (as long as you want to do it that is…when it’s no longer fun, then know we support your sanity over anything else!) ❤
What a lovely write up it makes me very happy. I hope he realizes how happy he makes people and I’m also a little grateful that someone else goes on these appreciation rants every now and then, because I don’t wanna feel like a stalker 😅 so it’s great to know how truly great he really is and he only continues to get more and more love and respect truly never gets old and so many people still love to rewatch over the years! Fans always anticipating whatever he puts out next =highlight of life moments here lol.🥳🤩😇
The episode ranking Video is the G.O.A.T and I have watched it at least 5 times
The Horses will eternally remain one of my top ten videos on this platform.
you saying a video is 'passable at best' is still better than 99% of other content on this platform
Your episode 6 and 7 blisstakes are genuinely my favorites out of all the videos you've uploaded, you don't do anything revolutionary but it's your balance of great comedy and analysis that puts it up there for me.
Share the love, but I gotta say he is doing some revolutionary stuff. I love the editing and the music and the melodies great voice, great comedic timing, great love of humanity, or at least the ability to gift us some of the fun and crazy shit we love!
Sickly Mockingbird is still one of my favorites of yours. I just love the ending coda with the alien eggs, it brings the theory together in a great way!
50:03 Glidus has now truly embodied the grrm
Glimbus you gotta know that the Cat video is my fave of yours - I rewatch it a lot and I REALLY don't think you were nasty to the other creator.
I TOTALLY disagree that an advertisement makes a video worse. If that is how we're making sure you can keep making content it's a welcome sight! The fact that you pick sponsors you like and put effort into the advertisements is just more proof of the kind of dedication that this channel has spoiled us with.
GLANDO your moment from HOTD s1 e6 is phenomenal. You know which one it is Princess
I found the every game of thrones video ranked post-mortem and I really felt for you, dude. putting that much effort in and trying to upload it on the day of and UA-cam literally backhanded you for it. sucks big time.
Seeing those unreleased vid thumbnails brings me great joy
p'raps the upper tiers are crowded because the videos are consistently good
I'm making cookies and my oven beeped at the point you said 'this is where we really start cooking"
Agree with Who knew! Its my favorite cover of yours its one of my favorite songs of all time. Not the original the cover. Yours its amazing
18:33 nice
pls more blisstakes i’m begging u good sir 😢
Every Episode Ranked is one of my top 10 videos of all time. I watch it too many times
thanks for putting this here, wasnt on stream for most of it
Oh my! How is it that I've only just found this extra channel of yours!
Love the thumbnail analysis!
Imma let you finish, but Glidus just released one of the greatest videos of all time
The Ned GoT Review is forever S Tier for me because it introduced me to The Moody Blues. Forever in your debt.
For the love of God, finish your HOTD review series! Please! I am cry without it
The video about Mirri Maz Durr and the ritual with Drogo is the S-tier to end all S-tiers, just for how it makes the sentence "Drogo is a horse" into something that actually sounds compelling.
I cannot believe that no one brought up all the parallels between Driftmark and the King's Road Glidus points out in the Driftmark video as justification for why it belonged in S-tier.
Pisstake Beyond the Wall is hands down my favorite video of yours, the edit with Benjen and Jon deserves an Emmy
Got 5 minutes and had to pause to watch Preston Jacobs Explained again, had me in tears just like the first time.
The season 6 episode 1 thumbnail is so good it was what made me open the video, it's why I follow the channel, it might even be what brought me back into enjoying content about The Dragon Show.
I watch Emergency Awesome for ideas of where a storyline may be heading in w/r movie or tv series. I watch Glidus to be entertained.
And the horses video & thumbnail is god-tier.
This is the content I need
LOTD thumbnail is GOAT tier, but that's really on the show for having phenomenal cinematography 😂
Oh my god you should do a video where it’s like. The Oscar’s/awards for your videos. E.g. what was the most hard to do, easiest to do, funniest, insane, etc. you could also do that for characters in got. :)
Sounds fun, maybe the subscribers can vote
Okay this is making me rewatch Glidus' entire channel wth
I'm so glad you recognize how amazing The Princess and the Queen was
Should have watched til the end 🤦♀ It belongs in s! The part re: autism was REALLY well done.
without Winds of Winter ASOIAF culture is collapsing on itself like a black hole
All that heat and pressure is forging some excellent shitposts
I have been going through the deep lore to try to determine what comes next. I can't decide what would be more fun, HBO using the actual muppets for Grover, Elmo, and Kermit with all seriousness of the show, or GRRM spinning Asoiaf into a Sci Fi tale.
i hope we start getting movie length bliss/pisstakes and got reviews😁
“Mm..Talk about the weather” =favorite line🥳part of my life now lol😂
“ another day, another banger, your grace”-instant classic 😘
“ mom, how old is this baby?!?”-the more you know🌈
“Secret tunnels!!”-“never change Glidus, love that voice!
calling “Ser Crispin” something different every single time🤣
“beezburys 🐝 “)😆that buzzy farewell song is genius. Solid gold!
EVERY time you see Caraxes..🤩
And hundreds of other priceless gems! Your music-writing, mixing clips visuals edits, styles..really set you apart. By far the best to watch! Never feel guilty about liking your own stuff, the joy you bring to this is clearly delightful to everyone !
Your channel is the BEST on UA-cam
Alt Glimb X
We dont talk aboout them
@@jordonby So anyway, I got a different Alt Glimb X! ....ok, I'll Selyse my way out...
Step-youtuber circles his content and purest love for lord preston.
you make me look forward to tomorrow
brb off to rewatch all of Glidus’s videos for the tenth time
More glimbus than I know what to do with I love it
I know I am very late to the party, but omg I could've sworn on my life that all the thumbnails looked uncanny and not at all like I remembered them, I srsly thought I must've dreamed of different thumbnails or smth, but I couldnt think of a situation in which I dreamed of Brans face with glowing red eyes or sum shit. Thanks for clearing that mystery for me lmao
I am so, so happy with Littlefinger Rap Scheme's placement. One of my favorite yt videos period
I see you hop on Preston's livestream chat all the time, have you two ever discussed that glorious video you made about him?
Errata:
- I've rewatched Home. The whole Iron Islands section is epic, and the Tyrion bit is very good too. Move it up to A tier.
- I've rewatched The Priness and the Queen and Driftmark. At the risk of being even more of a dickhead, I underestimated them. S.
Also:
TWITCH SUBS GET EARLY ACCESS TO VIDEOS (if you link your discord) www.twitch.tv/gliduslive
If you have a Prime sub lying around, you can use it on my twitch channel to get access to the supporter channels in the discord, where a link to unreleased videos will be pinned.
Disappointing there isn’t a list of links below for every video mentioned in this video. Would not recommend : B 😹
Where's that thing some people want
Since I wasn't active on twitch in the last few months I had my prime available and I'm glad I had. Lord of the Tides is my favorite episode of House of the Dragon, I was waiting for your blisstake and I really liked (I cried again in the trone scene, even when you were talking about music theory, actually learning about the structure and impact of the music maybe made me cry and care for this moment even more).
And from what I looked, your discord looks cool, probably I will take part in the art dump (especially when Tears of the Kingdom releases)
I rate "Beyond The Wall" S for all the timeless gags in it, including Boots and one of my favourites: Gendry The Flash. There's also that hilarious moment "THANK FUCK YOU'RE HERE! DID YOU BRING BRAN?!" Just so much greatness all in one. I also love "Eastwatch" so I'm glad it got rated S!
CAREFUL GLIDUS! YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED GOT REVIEW YET!
Glidus please you’ve given us too much
😂 mom, how old is this baby!?! That is comedy, gold and versatile phrase that I use all the time now thank you!
All of these should be S tier. Even the most ridiculous of theory videos, the silliest of streams, the shortest of shitposts. I could be biased; You always make me laugh, even when I've heard you tell the joke half a dozen times. I have watched most if not all of your videos at least twice, if not three times. Even those first couple theory videos hold up so well.
Edit: Got to the part where Glimbo says it's based on how much he likes the video. Valid, but I'm not rewriting that. ❤
Your dragon and the wolf pisstake indeed is a great video
Ranking your ranking videos opens up a portal that allows the Others to enter this world. Hope you’re proud of yourself. 🥶
I actually discovered your channel from HotD too. I didn't watch GoT videos before that, then I discovered your HotD videos, then your fake theories video, and after that I watched you and alt swift.
Yay same here and I’m so glad this is an integral part of my life now for sure🎉 congratulations on your own discovery of this priceless treasure!
I love you voice and would listen to you ranking anything
I love the tssunami of new content. Did you get some information from George who want you to build up hype before he releases the book in few weeks?
Before watching, I can already tell that the Fale Theories Video will either be in S or F, solely because of the horse round.
the horse video is preston wave and it is not healthy denying that
Theory: This is winds of winter.
In times like these I regret not reading the books for I miss out on so much S Tier Glidus content
The fake quiz is literally the best video it makes me laugh everytime
Oathbreaker is number one due to you using Evangelion in the beginning. If there is anyone that cares for both GOT and EVA, then it's this random person typing this. Always a great laugh to see those references use.
True content.
Didn't realise Gromboid had a second channel.
I love the slight narcissistic implications of this video, glidus is such a silly lil guy
Glidusception
Stuff spoiling HOTD! People either read or they do not. No viewer completely oblivious to GRRM's ASOIAF ever would think to look for Preston, Glidus and so many more. Reactors just don't care.
Having viewed all Pisstakes, I didn't give two squirts of pelican poo about thumb nails, colour tones or even the editing, they were all fun to watch.
Ozzyman Reviews launched his YT career with his hilarious take on GoT starting very late and being behind so many others. Now 5 mil subs later with a completely different format
All that. Hail Glimbus... Glidus... Ozzyman... THE man.
Arya GOT Review deserves all the S votes because 1) it’s excellent already and B) when Glidus says “Hold on, I already did this bit in the Ned video,” he still plays the S++ bit about “Sorry, can’t do that. You’d need to spec into the male build…” etc.
April 17 wasn’t just the GOT anniversary and your brother’s wedding anniversary it’s my being alive anniversary
Same.
i dont care how poorly it performed i will never not love the crusader kings video
_"oh brandon stark died of being crippled"_
The He's Rhaegar Video is the best video on UA-cam. Full Stop.
I think the quiz deserves at least preston-wave tier if not a penultimate tier for itsel
PS: it's a good thing to like your own content. Imagine making something you don't like and still uploading it. That would be a disservice and an insult to the audience.
youve always said season 8 episode 1 pisstake is one of your worst videos but its defo one of my favorites
Ok glimbo jet, given that hubris is my defining s tier of ranking yoobers, you’re tops mate🫡
Every blisstake is an S tier, pure sugar, sugar glidus.
The amount of money I would give for a dedicated video on The Order of Green Hands.