ok i legit saw a commercial for a digestive medication that was supposed to stop diarrhea and constipation and the end was like "side effects may include diarrhea and constipation" like wtf????????
I saw an Indian Mountain Dew ad and the guy couldn’t climb the rest of the cliff so he somehow drank Mountain Dew and the guy jumped and somehow flew to the top of the cliff
The ad is "Mountain Dew : Darr ke aagghey jeet hye" meaning Victory is beyond fear. And somehow that guy becomes fearless after drinking Dew and reaches the other side.
Nehemiah Cha not really. The creator can decide to not monetize the video. And they also choose when the ad comes (before video / midway /end) and how many ads
It says CALL 1-555-CASH-2-GOLD TO SEND US YOUR GOLD! YOU GET ABSOLUTELY 100% NOTHING BACK IN RETURN. WE CAN GAURANTEE WE WILL KEEP YOUR GOLD AND MELT IT DOWN TO MAKE GRILLS AND STUFF. OFFER NOT VALID IN NORTH AMERICA, SOUTH AMERICA, EUROPE, RUSSIA, ASIA AUSTRALIA. I THINK I SPELLED GUARANTEE WRONG BACK THERE. OH WELL, THIS THING IS TOO FAST TO READ ANYWAY. BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED. For anyone who was wondering 😬
On the medicine commercial, the tiny print on the box says: “Do not take if pregnant, dying, named Greg, have a mustache, likes chicken, likes naruto, random words, blah, blah, blah, why am I even writing this? Nobody will read it. Ayt then. Almost done with these words. Looks kinda legit I guess. Coo.” That is word for word
actually it is “Do not take if pregnant, dying, named Greg, have a mustache, is really ~something~, likes chicken, likes naruto, random words, blah, blah, blah, why am I even writing this? Nobody will read it. Ayt then ~something~. Almost finished three lines. Looks kinda legit I guess. Coo.” ... i think
0:50 Do not take if pregnant, dying, named Greg, have a moustache, is really kakui, likes chicken, likes naruto, random words blah blah blah why am I typing this no one is going to read this. Alyt then late, almost finished three lines, looks kinda legit I guess coo.
At 1:05 My Answer: Actually, yes, I would be more likely to buy the product. You know why? Because the commercial was funny and definitely more entertaining. It's like the Old Spice commercials, those are strange, but I actually bought some Old Spice because they were creative! Awesome video again Ryan!
Call 155-cash-2-Gold to send us your gold! You get absolutely 100% nothing back in return. We can guarantee we will keep your gold and melt it down to make grills and stuff, offer not valid in North America, South America, Europe, Russia, Asia, Australia. I think I spelled guarantee wrong back there. Oh well, this is too fast to read anyways. Batteries not included.
"If you have experienced death contact your doctor"
-Ryan Higa, 2013
IISuperwomanII said the same thing in her commercial video
Spencer Lee batteries not included
@EmmaGaming Channel
lilly singh is trash send her to the streets.
5000 Subscribers With No Video 9
Lol
“Batteries not included.”
I hate how there is no batteries included in my medicine.
RIP off
And also in my shampoo
Batteries = Battery acid
Don’t wanna eat that.
Wow congratulations you got the joke
Right? Last week, I ordered some apple juice and they didn’t include batteries. Disappointed, would _not_ purchase again.
ok i legit saw a commercial for a digestive medication that was supposed to stop diarrhea and constipation and the end was like "side effects may include diarrhea and constipation" like wtf????????
Emma well it's affecting that area, and stops two opposites, so may stop the wrong thing and make it worse
Oh ok that makes sense
🤣
Emma 😂😂😂
Awesomeness Central HELLO THERE
When Ryan's old videos are still the best vids on utube 😂
*UA-cam
ikr
Mr. Germany R/Woooosh
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED
UTUB
"ohhh water!"
"ahhh, oh hair, uhhh!!"
"Hairball Essences"
*BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED*
I died 😂😂😂😂
omg..me too. especially that "uuh"
Crystal Gems I
This comment does not deserve 600+ likes.
Crystal Gems hahaahahahahahha
Yes it deserve's 1thumbs down
The immortality pill
Side effects:death
*batteries not included*
lolttylxoxo acne reliever cream side effects make cause acne.
Batteries not included.
Most honest commercials I have ever seen
The mortal pill
may give you diarria
batteries included
I want subscriber's diarrhea*
This came out 2013, I would have never noticed
All other youtubers sound so much different, you don’t
Batteries not included
Ian doesn't and anthony changed a little bit
@@noscoper4382 you mean Smosh?
666 likes? oh f
“Oh! Water! (WOMAN MOANS)”
Yes, we all know water is the most erotic thing imaginable.
The AViator bruh I died when I heard that
she is hot tho
"yeaH.. Ooooh"
It’s really not it makes shit lube
* BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED *
I saw an Indian Mountain Dew ad and the guy couldn’t climb the rest of the cliff so he somehow drank Mountain Dew and the guy jumped and somehow flew to the top of the cliff
*batteries not included*
I guess the message they are trying to give is if you ever have difficult times trying to climb a cliff, drink Mountain Dew.
The ad is "Mountain Dew : Darr ke aagghey jeet hye" meaning Victory is beyond fear. And somehow that guy becomes fearless after drinking Dew and reaches the other side.
Yeah, Indian ads are weird.
(I'm Indian)
If only Ryan knew, indian commercial lies to the people.
Don't they.
Little did he know...
He would make his own soda commercial
Andy Dai it’s a energy drink not a soda
Matthew Tran yea but close enough
@@rice_and_potatoes As soon as I read Andy's comment, I expected a butthurt reply.
It was awesome though...
@@artemissrijan473 how dare you assume that Ryan's all fans are butthurt 😡😡😡 I am now butthurt by this comment
Ryan is literally roasting every single commercial
Stupid Reply that is so true
*batteries not included*
True
tru
Tr
I saw a lego commercial where it said “batteries not included” at the end.
that could be because some lego sets have remote controls
I hate when the batteries aren't included in my medicine
ikr
ya it's like they make u get it so I can finish the thing to work
So relatable
Ξ Ňøcŧıvαgυƨ Ξ I know right it's so annoying.
Ξ Ňøcŧıvαgυƨ Ξ ikr
I hate how batteries aren't included in my shampoo
Ikr or my medicine
Then you have to waste more money and then the batteries that you buy can say batteries not included ,and you know you got scammed
If you need batteries for your medicean then are you a robot? 0_o
Shan Daniel you ruined the joke
Takashi I hate how shampoo arent included in my batteries
I love how he says batteries not included for everything😂😂
Balloons... Batteries not included.
Napkins... Batteries not included.
Paper... Batteries not included.
Batteries... Batteries not included
King Koala XD
"Logic... logic not included."
Logic... Batteries not included.
I FOIND THE SONG AT 1:41 AFTER 6 YEARS OF SEARCHING!!! It’s called rollergirl by francophillippe!!
Literally just thought about the song so I looked up Ryan Pepsi commercial hoping someone had found the song. Can’t believe its been 6 years
Loriban Cinema thank you for the 6 years of savin
i was once gave up from searching the song, ur the hero ;-;
we salute you for sitting in a room for 6 years searching for a song
I SAW UR COMMENT ON THE VIDEO LOL
If you experience death you should definitely call your doctor
CanadianTheory II yeah that is every medicine commercial ever
😂
LOL 😂
Nah you should call your nearest grave digger
You cant
introducing, the batteries of the future...
*batteries not included
Invisable battires?
Eduard And Alex XD
Eduard And Alex GOD DAMMIT
Eduard And Alex u
Matilda Lau drugh chan u speall???
Product not included
FudgePugs 17 why
Because the batteries are.
Lol
I actually got a single AA battery as a gag gift for Christmas a few years ago, with a note that said “Gift not included!”
Lol LMAO
batteries not included:
wow batteries not included in my batteries
😂😂😂
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Rescue Team DX: Batteries Not Included
I saw a commercial of a medication that prevented intestinal pain and a side effect is intestinal pain
Spiritium lmao
Spiritium that medicine is soooooo helpful, am I right lads or am I right lads
Hecmainiac you are right lad
Are batteries included?
Wot
There was an ad before this video lol
donutlover same here 😂😂😂
Nehemiah Cha not really. The creator can decide to not monetize the video. And they also choose when the ad comes (before video / midway /end) and how many ads
Were batteries included?
So that’s why you get UA-cam PREMIUM!!!
I got the endless shrimp ad before dis vid
The shampoo AD just totally destroyed me lmao!
batteries not included
Bubble YT
HELP! DOCTORS THIS MAN (or woman, Gender equality) WAS DESTROYED!
Fries, dripping from oil
*probably some sweat from the guy cooking them*
And with batteries not included
Thats probably true...
69th like
BUY OUR BATTERIES NOW!!
Batteries not included
Dude Decent awww ari!
Diamond Moon Jaiden Animations 😃😃😃
Dude Decent I'm a savage I liked this comment
So it went to 69 😎😎😎😎😏😏😏
I'm even more of a savage... I changed it to 70
Dude Decent i love your profile pic
if u experience death, call a doctor
Thanks for the advice. :)
Jono Li lol
*Batteries not included
Jono Li lol
The stfu shirt stands for stop tickling fluffy unicorns right?
BeatsByButch Yes. Yes it does 😐😐😐
JAY SCORPIO alright thanks man
BeatsByButch
yep
BeatsByButch
Sure....
It's Sexually Touching Fluffy Unicorns
It's become tradition to watch Ryan's old videos every now and then
I thought you were gonna say "Pepsi: Batteries not included"
Bubblehead Batteries not included
UA-cam: batteries not included. JUST FUCKING WI-FI BABY! (Or those other mobile data shit)
Pep C
Shampoo batteries not included
Theodore Guevarra
No. It's Hairball Essence: Batteries not included.
The paper towel comercial was accurate, I laughed so hard
He literally predicted what Bounty would end up doing with the select-a-size sheets
I died at the fast food Commercial
😂😂
same
+Tymy Flacs joke? or are you serious?
Joke XD
+Tymy Flacs K
In the gold commercial, I slowed down the speed so I could read the text it was hilarious.
I love you
i did u are not wrong
Same here....i love it
Yeah thanks for the suggestion
It says CALL 1-555-CASH-2-GOLD TO SEND US YOUR GOLD! YOU GET ABSOLUTELY 100% NOTHING BACK IN RETURN. WE CAN GAURANTEE WE WILL KEEP YOUR GOLD AND MELT IT DOWN TO MAKE GRILLS AND STUFF. OFFER NOT VALID IN NORTH AMERICA, SOUTH AMERICA, EUROPE, RUSSIA, ASIA AUSTRALIA. I THINK I SPELLED GUARANTEE WRONG BACK THERE. OH WELL, THIS THING IS TOO FAST TO READ ANYWAY. BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.
For anyone who was wondering 😬
On the medicine commercial, the tiny print on the box says: “Do not take if pregnant, dying, named Greg, have a mustache, likes chicken, likes naruto, random words, blah, blah, blah, why am I even writing this? Nobody will read it. Ayt then. Almost done with these words. Looks kinda legit I guess. Coo.” That is word for word
PokeSportXYZ I read it
You made some mistakes
actually it is “Do not take if pregnant, dying, named Greg, have a mustache, is really ~something~, likes chicken, likes naruto, random words, blah, blah, blah, why am I even writing this? Nobody will read it. Ayt then ~something~. Almost finished three lines. Looks kinda legit I guess. Coo.” ... i think
PokeSportXYZ how could you even see that ?
Christian Allen maybe he paused it...
BATTERY PACK !!!
*ʙᴀᴛᴛᴇʀʏ's ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇᴅ*
Lol
Hayley Non of your business the irony
Seems right
Hole up
2:12 “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer not to”
No truer words have ever been spoken
Order your batteries today for UNBELIEVABLE prices!
*batteries not included*
So....buy the packet instead
🤣🤣
citrixALT fuck your batteries nigga
@@30thcenturyhomer wooooooooooooshhh
AIMRPLAYZ _ that’s not how you use the r/woooosh tho
Word of the day: "Batteries not included"
I find that quite funny because all of my usernames were changed to "Batteries Not Included" right after seeing this video.
You mean 'Phrase of the Day.' Im kidding, im not a bitch like most people.
At least your ads is pretty damn honest.
Random Stalker 135 What do you mean?
Random Stalker 135 ????
+Random Stalker 135 The fuck?...
Random Stalker 135 The truck.
Random Stalker 135 The luck
You know you've been watching too much UA-cam when you've watched pretty much every video in the suggestions :/
+Random Stalker 135 Stfu
It has been 7 years, 2020 is ending, but Ryan's videos are still awesome
0:50 Do not take if pregnant, dying, named Greg, have a moustache, is really kakui, likes chicken, likes naruto, random words blah blah blah why am I typing this no one is going to read this. Alyt then late, almost finished three lines, looks kinda legit I guess coo.
The Creative Name Game where
Bazinga Bazinga The tiny, long text below "Higaspirin".
Batteries not included.
How did you read that under Higasprin
Waaaaaaaaat
Batteries not included.
G spider 2.0 lol!! 😂
K
G spider 2.0 yep.I bought one,so do you want?
Just On comments hua?
G spider 2.0 DISAPPOINTED!!!!
Batteries are not included... DAMIT NOW I HAVE TO GO BUY BATTERIES FOR MY FAKING PILLS
FAKING SHAMPOO*
+TheGaming DODO FAKING BOBBLEHEADS
*Looks at the batteries commercial*
:batteries not included
😂
lol
Idk wtf u saying
This is 2021. I still watching those old videos of him. It's the best
Batteries!
*Batteries not included
ZekromFury 😂
ZekromFury EYY I FOUND OUT YOU COOIED ME
YoshiTheAceTrainer 92 What
ZekromFury
haha
yeah of course, why would you put battery inside a battery?
If u experience death plz contact ur doctor 😂
that was just SO FUNNY!
Doctor who
MY EYES ARE JDTOK CHILL
+dolly peterson i saw what you did there
I thought I was the only one noticing that sense it was fast!
3:45 “batteries not included”
Lol anyone get the Charlie hit my finger reference
Nuj 21 there no batteries not included
The Gecko one was AWESOME
What the heck kind of shampoo company would sell shampoo and not include the batteries for it?! That kind of stuff pisses me off >:c
I know right!?!? So annoying!
vikramjit rana They expect us to purchase our own batteries to wash our hair? A shampoo company made by jerks.
Omg su true!!! I mean, how do they expect us to wash our hair without them including batteries?!
whaaaaattt??!! no batteries!! uuuggghhhh
Yaas the shampoo industry is going down the drain.
Pun alert.
Aww shoot, there's no batteries in my shampoo and medicine, what am I gonna do?!
+Prankynot2 no they are so expensive
go to the shops
+Ching Wang Tang Ling Lee THERES NO BATTERIES INCLUDED
amm well well well u just need to buy them ;)
Buy Duracell really works
Did anyone else notice the Charlie bit my finger reference?
Lol yes
no shit
@@kittenscarrotsandmore1636 he wasnt tryna say no
Yep
Aaron Hale everyone did.
“If you experience Death, contact your doctor since Higasprin might not be for you”
Yeah, let that sink it for a bit
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
I know about a boomerang joke but I forgot.... aah it will come back :D
What do you call a zombie pool?
Deadpool
+DjNinjaTurtle SPLOOOAAARGHH!
I don't always comment, but when I do,
It dissapears into the comment section and Senpai doesn't notice me.
senpai gonna notice u when u become a MAGICAL LEOPLORIDON
:)
lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!
+The Amazing Phangirl Really Likes Undertale That's literally me.
Nice name
Introducing the New Super Powerful Awesome Batteries only $999 999 999!
Batteries not included.
Infinite Pizza *I was predicting that*
Infinity Pizza XD
Copy cat, be original
Infinity Pizza xD
no copyright can stahp Him!
Rewatching this 11 years later and it’s still just as good
Introducing the Note 7
Batteries not included*
12345
sindile moyo sorry, I a samsung fan
pierce yu explosives included
pierce yu WARNING: May catch on fire suddenly while you are reading this comment
Boom
The McDonalds one was so funny, "We know you will be back, cuz we didnt give you half your order" Im dying
NO ONE SAID ME I NEED BATTERIES FOR SHAMPOO.. MINE DOESNT HAVE ONE. SO ALL THESE YEARS, I WAS USING IT ALL WRONG???😭😭😭😭😭 THANKS RYAN!
IKR!??!!
Ikr
MY WHOLE LIFE WAS A LIE!
Zi Xuan ikr
All this time...the shampoo could've been washing my hair on its own
That mcdonalds one is so accurate.
At 1:05 My Answer: Actually, yes, I would be more likely to buy the product. You know why? Because the commercial was funny and definitely more entertaining. It's like the Old Spice commercials, those are strange, but I actually bought some Old Spice because they were creative!
Awesome video again Ryan!
FYI that was a parody of herbal essences.
I actually bought a teehee band from Ryan's store thanks to the commercial at the end
xD I did too, the black and green one...
If I had the money, I would have just bought a bobble head.
AWWW! I'm a 10 year old girl and my parents would never let me get that! I'm jealous :P
Rafidah Ahmed hello my fellow LBS! Loving the profile pic!
Pinkey2209 ;D ty
Wait, Charlie, finger, biting.
aaa
charlie bit my finger
FINALLY, someone gets that reference, i was waiting for the day :_)
Triple AAA batteries are not included
Alexandra Lu *:3*
I got the Charlie biting his finger part now😂😂😂
Can you explain?
@@avabordoloi1974 old internet video on youtube
LOL they said "batteries not included" on the medicine in the beginining
And with the shampoo!
And with the kids toys, but that makes sense.
And on cash 2 gold in the text at the bottom
***** I know LOL
Red Knight no, on the spinning toy
The iPhone one tho 😂😂😂😂
You Tube ikr
(Battery not included)
UA-cam Official how did you even get 1subscriber
UA-cam Official so true
Lol
AA5 Battery can use up to 200 hours, 1.5V capacity, waterproof, no dangerous chemical (Battery not included).
HAHAA
cough nerd cough
Gotcha Man LMAO
hab eang this is my roblox status
Gotcha Man i think your just stupid
I MISS BEING 9 YEARS OLD AND WATCHING RYAN HIGA I MISS IT SO MUCH
Whenever I watch one of RyanHiga's videos, it turns into a marathons.
Fudgy-Cakes Lover batteries not included
I don't know why this doesn't have more views. This is honestly one of his funniest videos.
Those commercials actually seem pretty legit
Don’t worry Ryan I would buy Greg’s shampoo too
Greg's violin soundtrack shampoo that is
0:27
they should use his face in every kids toy commercial XD
I love your profile pic!
thank you :)
dick figures xD
yep!
I honestly still would have eaten the food in the fast food commercial
+Turtle Lover123 thats what you eat
+Turtle Lover123 Don't judge my appetite >:(
I live on skittles and water so yea I'm healthy
+doobleebidoo27 when you're hungry you'll eat just about anything
+Akisha Parker not really anything lol
RYAN IS THE MOST FUNNY UA-camR HE ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING HIS VIDEOS FOR 5 YEARS HE'S AMAZING
i have been watching him for not 5,not 6,not 7 but 2 or 3 years.. i guess
shashwat kumar I've been watching him for 4 :3
You know we'll be back soon
because we forgot to give you half your order.
Hilarious line. 😂😂😂
We need batteries for shampoo??? No wonder all my hair fell out...
Poor thing all the hair :0
I know right....👩🏻--->👳🏻
D: por thing ur hair!
I know right! Hey where you from im from asia!
If you are talking to me then I am also from Asia or the Middle East to be exact!
Who else kept pausing during the cash 2 gold commercial to read the writing at the bottom XD
slow motion
Me
Me
I did
the question would be who didn't
Ryan You're amazing bruh, lol good sense of humor, you know you're funny when 12M sub to you lol
"If you experience death, call your doctor"
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.....LMAO
I need the loo
petrol head 99 tmi
Batteries not included
danm'it why the hell is there no batteries for my shampoo! Whats the point if there is not batteries with the shampoo?
Perona Kill I killed them
Perona Kill I never cared for them anyways :D
Batteries not for the hair ;) their used as ass pills
Keller ShadowHammerPvp what if I wanted to wash my hair with them huh??
+Levy McGarden uh wash it before u wash ur uh hair...
4:31 Jesus christ. this had me laughing so hard. im still finding your content funny after almost a decade. and that's saying a lot
i mean it was only 2014
He's the the first UA-camr I've ever subscribed to. Shout out to my cousin for showing me the Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball video!!
Same here, I subscribed because of the how to be a ninja video
I subscribed to his original channel and went here because of his rant on STINK people.
I subscribed because of ninja glare
Darude-sandstorm
Tony Ujkaj Good one haha.. Jeez gtfo
Ryan Higa : Batteries not included
Ryan Higa : Shrooms included
2:21 Still made me hungry for a reason... I'm wierd
Crazy Derpy very
Crazy Derpy the chips made me hungry
Kittiepopz we cway cway :3
Disgusting
batteries not included
"would you buy a shampoo whose commercial looks like this?"
A hell yeah that guy's moustache is amazing
If commercials were as funny as they were in this video, I would watch them
watch japanese commercials. i watched them just for the fun
Sharon Yang same here, except I would actually buy the product
2:24 That's why I always choose the Portobello Mushroom Burger instead.
"you'll be back soon, because we forgot to give you half of your order"
THIS IS SOOOOOO DAMN TRUEEEEEEEEEEE
Who's here in 2019 thinking Ninja Melk would be a great idea for the soda ad.
I almost thought a real advertisement came on when the car one came
The Bouncy ad is so funny
lol did Charlie bite your finger?
MichaelThe Sinner can you tell me where is that moment?
I didn’t get it
Просто Ёжик 4:00
ug lee thx
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE 😍😍😍😍😍
batteries not included
I love the gecko one because i had captions on and when the gecko laughed it said "fake laughter". Lol
Sorry, this comment doesn't have batteries included.
_ _
|+| |-| I installed some
Nina D. Here is some battery's
Crap, I thought it did.😱😱😢
Nina D. Nooooooooooooooo
DANG IT
If you experience death, just talk to your doctor... that has got to work, right?
Yup
Hikaru Nara Find him in hell
Nah, i prefere to become immortal like a jellyfish.
Hikaru Nara Batteries not included
Who else paused to read the stuff at the bottom of the cash 2 gold one
me
me
Call 155-cash-2-Gold to send us your gold! You get absolutely 100% nothing back in return. We can guarantee we will keep your gold and melt it down to make grills and stuff, offer not valid in North America, South America, Europe, Russia, Asia, Australia. I think I spelled guarantee wrong back there. Oh well, this is too fast to read anyways. Batteries not included.
Eevee Wolf Wow u actually wrote it down
Jenna Besh I know it took me so long
"Commercial on medicines"
*Batteries not included*
I have been using medicines wrong all along
Btw, if you experience death, call your doctor.