How To Get Girls

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  • @GvYT
    @GvYT 6 років тому +2496

    bruh ryan is unbelievably creative and smart when it comes to making these videos

    • @DangLao
      @DangLao 6 років тому +28

      He gets help... from the voices... in his head... and ... aliens... most likely illegal ones. J/K idk use your imagination maybe someone is writing this up like Jerry Springer.

    • @daydream304
      @daydream304 6 років тому +30

      Ghostvale he is seriously the only creative youtuber I see in UA-cam

    • @a1egua881
      @a1egua881 5 років тому +4

      ADHD

    • @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt
      @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt 5 років тому +1

      Get ADHD them you'll understand.

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy 4 роки тому +1

      Ghostvale
      ADHD

  • @reagame8700
    @reagame8700 7 років тому +4968

    I said to a girl, "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa." And I got slapped! I really should have listened.

    • @jayanthi1969
      @jayanthi1969 6 років тому +38

      ReaGame wait, really?! 😮

    • @protaties
      @protaties 6 років тому +249

      Maybe just because the girl you meet also watched this video.

    • @danielvong2715
      @danielvong2715 6 років тому +25

      I don’t get it

    • @beathedragon
      @beathedragon 6 років тому +11

      Ar u JK

    • @notused4198
      @notused4198 6 років тому +11

      @@beathedragon dumb crap

  • @johanliborius6153
    @johanliborius6153 8 років тому +6237

    For real the best pick up line:
    You're so beautiful that I forgot my pick up line

    • @williamtran9996
      @williamtran9996 8 років тому +162

      +Bennett Galamaga WTF is that?

    • @johanliborius6153
      @johanliborius6153 8 років тому +42

      +william tran It'll make the girl laugh and you will seem like a funny and sweet guy who puts in effort but doesn't try too hard.

    • @gavinhazan1415
      @gavinhazan1415 8 років тому +45

      Devan McMinn Go in front of the person with a hand full of lines and then drop them a lot. Then if they ask what your doing say sorry I'm bad at pick up limes

    • @reskyjamil5428
      @reskyjamil5428 8 років тому +3

      Devan McMinn xD lol best one so far

    • @hosseinhj9056
      @hosseinhj9056 8 років тому +1

      so gay

  • @shakahbrah7934
    @shakahbrah7934 7 років тому +1387

    It actually does help to start small. Ask for a dance. Ask if you can join her for a chat or ask advice on something. Most girls will say yes once they know something about you besides that you’re incapable of making pick-up lines.

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov 8 років тому +265

    "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa."
    *slap*
    dead! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @foxezzzzz6058
    @foxezzzzz6058 7 років тому +3171

    Girl: if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together
    Me: luckily N and O are already together

  • @notWerewolf
    @notWerewolf 9 років тому +399

    Best pickup line:
    "I like your face."

  • @vertex1933
    @vertex1933 6 років тому +271

    "What's this?"
    "My phone number"
    "Well how is this supposed to help me find mine?"

  • @asa9655
    @asa9655 7 років тому +874

    Ryan, I tried everything you said and I got called to the principal for sexual harassment even though I did nothing.

    • @firefoxyt6600
      @firefoxyt6600 6 років тому +261

      you probably said "hi I'm Ryan Higa"

    • @bluyu
      @bluyu 6 років тому +11

      FirefoxYT XD

    • @8lue8utterfly8
      @8lue8utterfly8 6 років тому +1

      Ace lol

    • @jonathanedward1642
      @jonathanedward1642 5 років тому +4

      Rip Bruh

    • @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt
      @IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt 5 років тому +6

      You obviously didn't watch to the end / didn't listen to the girl at the end or you didn't catch that this video is a joke.

  • @amartyathigale898
    @amartyathigale898 7 років тому +807

    "Hi I'm Ryan Higa"
    *SLAP*
    IM DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

    • @sreenivasurevada2355
      @sreenivasurevada2355 6 років тому +9

      "hi im me"
      SLAP!
      anyone... anyone

    • @lemonade1820
      @lemonade1820 6 років тому +7

      Hi
      SLAP!!

    • @danwhittaker5886
      @danwhittaker5886 6 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @noahscohy8806
      @noahscohy8806 6 років тому +2

      I dont get it could anyone explain that one

    • @firefoxyt6600
      @firefoxyt6600 6 років тому

      Noah Scohy because Ryan told earlier in the video that "hi I'm Ryan Higa" is one of the sentences you shouldn't say to girls...

  • @liaj9315
    @liaj9315 7 років тому +2419

    If a shy guy came up to me I wouldn't be weirded out, I'd think its kinda cute.😆
    Also means he might not cheat on you if he's too shy to talk to other girls.. 😅

  • @mikehunt8143
    @mikehunt8143 5 років тому +1091

    Imagine making that lesbian joke in 2019

  • @ainslee723
    @ainslee723 8 років тому +1160

    "If you find out she's a hardcore belieber chances are she's underage. Walk Away." XD

    • @katillium
      @katillium 7 років тому +5

      i only use this channel to comment or subscribe Im a belieber lol

    • @AnimeVivesB
      @AnimeVivesB 6 років тому +3

      Ainslee lol I laughed so hard at that part

    • @melanieedward3621
      @melanieedward3621 6 років тому +5

      Yooo this part had me dead 😂😂😂😂 just coz I’m a jb fan

    • @allykat5899
      @allykat5899 6 років тому

      Ainslee or just women-child and nobody wants to date women-child because nobody wants to date a child.

    • @nasabella8204
      @nasabella8204 6 років тому +2

      Ainslee lol or directioners

  • @AmourEliMusic
    @AmourEliMusic 7 років тому +1685

    Did u fall fromm heaven cuz so did satan

  • @SonicTurboTurtle
    @SonicTurboTurtle 9 років тому +173

    there's a hidden pun at the end. he said he felt "left out" and then left out of the circle to the left.

  • @orestis9575
    @orestis9575 5 років тому +616

    girl:"im not a lesbian!"
    ryan:"prove it then kiss me!"
    girl:" gross no!"
    ryan:"heh,lesbians am i right?"

    • @McLovin-Mixtape
      @McLovin-Mixtape 3 роки тому +17

      Damn I feel bad for the lesbians

    • @akarisorame7783
      @akarisorame7783 3 роки тому +23

      @@McLovin-Mixtape Yeah, they missed a great opportunity to kiss him

    • @n0nenone
      @n0nenone 3 роки тому +4

      @@akarisorame7783 eh?

    • @jetsflyingoffatrain4338
      @jetsflyingoffatrain4338 3 роки тому +2

      @@n0nenone yes, that's a joke twitter

    • @awesomeTai
      @awesomeTai 2 роки тому +4

      That awkward moment when they ended up dating in real life lol

  • @weepingwillowtree8103
    @weepingwillowtree8103 7 років тому +1529

    Do you mind if i follow you home? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.
    Wait wtf when did this get so many likes lmao

    • @jaz9677
      @jaz9677 6 років тому +26

      Weeping Willow Tree bruh what if you actually got followed home...😂

    • @highgroundproductions8590
      @highgroundproductions8590 6 років тому +16

      B R U H following ppl ain't cool

    • @khonzahanny
      @khonzahanny 6 років тому +21

      Omg that's cute (almost). But then my dad would call the police right away

    • @sanchitachakraborty9950
      @sanchitachakraborty9950 5 років тому +2

      Oh ma gawd I'm impressed 😂😂😂😂

    • @lilylamps
      @lilylamps 5 років тому +1

      AYY- Wait what.

  • @infiinity8085
    @infiinity8085 9 років тому +2803

    Girl comebacks
    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Hiding from you.
    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.
    Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
    Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
    Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
    Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
    Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
    Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
    Man: Are you a cow?
    Cow: Yes. (this isn't supposed to make sense)
    EDIT: I'm not actually going to use these? they're JOKES. calm down.

    • @jacquelinerenteria3328
      @jacquelinerenteria3328 9 років тому +44

      OMG
      😂😂😂

    • @maythild
      @maythild 9 років тому +189

      *****
      Man: What do you do for a living?
      Woman: I'm actually a drag queen. *Deep voice*: Wanna get out of here sugar?
      lol

    • @roganventer5084
      @roganventer5084 9 років тому +20

      lol i liked it im gonna sub to u

    • @xxxchunkzcxx9007
      @xxxchunkzcxx9007 9 років тому +2

      ***** why

    • @allysonn.6870
      @allysonn.6870 9 років тому +17

      Ooooooooooooh burrrrn

  • @unicorn4eve367
    @unicorn4eve367 8 років тому +1892

    Guy: Did it hurt?
    Me: Did what hurt?
    Guy: When you fell from heaven and landed on earth
    Me: I crawled my way up from hell

    • @muhammadrahim4712
      @muhammadrahim4712 8 років тому +122

      so that's why you are soo fukin hot :)

    • @ivannong4917
      @ivannong4917 8 років тому +26

      +Toxic_Turtle 2 smooth

    • @blazeashwalkerlikestocomme2020
      @blazeashwalkerlikestocomme2020 8 років тому +9

      That's why you're so hot

    • @tiagobrandao6588
      @tiagobrandao6588 8 років тому

      I LOVE YOU

    • @chaudharyshaivya1339
      @chaudharyshaivya1339 8 років тому

      hi everyone ,if anyone else wants to discover best way to attract a girl you like try Nevolly Attract Women Nerd (just google it ) ? Ive heard some incredible things about it and my cousin got cool results with it.

  • @antoinetteclark3639
    @antoinetteclark3639 7 років тому +691

    "No, your like a six ,but still above average."😂😂😂😂😂

    • @krisna5163
      @krisna5163 5 років тому +13

      *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
      It's "you're", you fool

    • @rainbowemoter9185
      @rainbowemoter9185 4 роки тому +1

      @@krisna5163 Y r u adding the "fool" for?

  • @soba_fm
    @soba_fm 8 років тому +209

    You know why I sing L? Cause I'm L-one. (Like alone)

    • @adolys5616
      @adolys5616 8 років тому

      bastian Gonzalez OHHHHHHHHH

    • @i.a.lamine7304
      @i.a.lamine7304 7 років тому

      I sing L because i'm
      Sing-L

    • @SakshamThukral
      @SakshamThukral 7 років тому +1

      Thanks for saying the exact thing from the video for absolutely no reason :]

  • @singthuy736
    @singthuy736 7 років тому +377

    is your name WiFi because I think I'm feeling a connection

  • @stellaalcudia5080
    @stellaalcudia5080 8 років тому +1323

    if i could re-arrange the alphabet, i would put MCR back together

  • @jamilnofal1337
    @jamilnofal1337 5 років тому +607

    kids have crushs
    men have girlfriends
    legends stay single forever

    • @pants7988
      @pants7988 4 роки тому +21

      Maybe, but even legends need to apprentices to pass on their glory to.

    • @bmxbandit5911
      @bmxbandit5911 4 роки тому +3

      Leng wait for it .... dary

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 4 роки тому +3

      Because nobody wants you

    • @ipsitaparida4471
      @ipsitaparida4471 4 роки тому +2

      Cheeeeezy

    • @blaise6553
      @blaise6553 4 роки тому +3

      This implies that ryan isn't a legend tho

  • @supaflywhiteguy7635
    @supaflywhiteguy7635 10 років тому +90

    I've never been in a club quiet enough to talk to anyone

  • @pithoi1697
    @pithoi1697 7 років тому +1105

    When you bump into a girl in the hallway...
    Boy: oh sorry
    Girl: I have a boyfriend!

  • @nefelibatas9371
    @nefelibatas9371 8 років тому +649

    Ryan: Hi I'm Ryan Higa
    Girl: Uh---
    *slap his face*
    😂😂😂

    • @shrutisingh6079
      @shrutisingh6079 7 років тому

      Lucas S 😂

    • @Eternellered
      @Eternellered 7 років тому

      Lucas S will that really happen tho

    • @chiyeu11
      @chiyeu11 6 років тому

      therealboomerling no

    • @sofalofa9541
      @sofalofa9541 6 років тому

      out of all the ppl it could be... it was Ryan!?

  • @Edgar-hl5su
    @Edgar-hl5su 7 років тому +832

    Guy-How many bones do you have in your body?
    Girl-uhhh..206?
    Guy-Want another one?

    • @lalitendudas9401
      @lalitendudas9401 6 років тому +96

      Edgar shut up Edgar!!You already got Maya!!

    • @Majestic469
      @Majestic469 6 років тому +5

      lol

    • @lalitendudas9401
      @lalitendudas9401 6 років тому +56

      GamingWithEla You can't understand this comment unless you're an intellectual and have IQ over 1000!!

    • @jayanthi1969
      @jayanthi1969 6 років тому +8

      GamingWithEla or you're probably still a kid

    • @hassjackspirit8879
      @hassjackspirit8879 6 років тому

      @@lalitendudas9401 😒

  • @joewilliams2070
    @joewilliams2070 8 років тому +945

    heres a pick up line for you
    i lost my tedybear
    will you sleep with me tonight

  • @hurricanejay1777
    @hurricanejay1777 8 років тому +478

    2:20 IF ANYONE SAID THAT TO ME I WOULD PROBABLY DATE THEM RIGHT THEN AND THERE JUST SAYING

    • @aerynh7273
      @aerynh7273 8 років тому +26

      I would slap them, I'm ugly

    • @anthonymartinez3949
      @anthonymartinez3949 8 років тому

      +RedRoo 1822 haha cx

    • @tiagobrandao6588
      @tiagobrandao6588 8 років тому +11

      That would be me if I actually had the courage to go talk to a hot girl I've never met

    • @hurricanejay1777
      @hurricanejay1777 8 років тому +10

      tiago80006 go for it, mon ami. Talk to the hot girl of ur dreams

    • @pendingpenguin8082
      @pendingpenguin8082 8 років тому

      hey, I think I know. do u have Teehee app?

  • @sakethsangaraju9427
    @sakethsangaraju9427 7 років тому +450

    Who else thought one of the three C's was cash...

    • @s-z-l-z
      @s-z-l-z 5 років тому +1

      Titanium TV lmao

    • @adityahegde4560
      @adityahegde4560 5 років тому +5

      Me inside: they must never know

    • @martinacosta3821
      @martinacosta3821 5 років тому

      yep, that definitely have to be on the list

  • @adoboflash
    @adoboflash 6 років тому +492

    Dont forget the 4th C.. wink wink

  • @armanbajwa6928
    @armanbajwa6928 8 років тому +66

    'hey i am Ryan Higa' slap

  • @spaceboy212_28
    @spaceboy212_28 8 років тому +1072

    Me: hay girl did you fall from heaven because you like look like an angel
    Girl: No but i did get a bruise crawling out of hell

    • @mmegidolaonn
      @mmegidolaonn 8 років тому +108

      You: So that's why you're so hot...

    • @realadriamo
      @realadriamo 7 років тому +41

      no wonder you're so hot

    • @hny_hannie
      @hny_hannie 7 років тому +45

      Dj Flow28
      that explains why you're so HOT

    • @jandichannel
      @jandichannel 7 років тому +6

      Hey*

    • @nyomii25
      @nyomii25 7 років тому +1

      Luke bryan play Luke Bryan play Luke

  • @raveleijntv
    @raveleijntv 8 років тому +1816

    I actually like the shy guys more. they are way cuter.

    • @abdsullr1244
      @abdsullr1244 8 років тому +16

      you lesbian

    • @marioarias1899
      @marioarias1899 8 років тому +17

      Then Kik me at bigDsmallballs

    • @chitranchakrabortty
      @chitranchakrabortty 8 років тому +67

      +mlpSpiritCross Wish girls at my school would say the same thing...

    • @chitranchakrabortty
      @chitranchakrabortty 8 років тому +3

      jon jhon Wait... what?!

    • @dylanwarcholik9451
      @dylanwarcholik9451 8 років тому +3

      +The Gamer Bro at that point, do you know how many people would talk to me? Like a hundred. Which would put me at a hundred and three

  • @abhinavdaggubelli991
    @abhinavdaggubelli991 10 місяців тому +2

    Its midnight , im in my bed , lights off, i am regularly watching one nigahiga video everyday before i sleep. The nostalgia is magic!!❤❤

  • @milkstir6136
    @milkstir6136 9 років тому +253

    This was in my recommended, even UA-cam knows I'm not a ladies man T_T

  • @yrsabakker3554
    @yrsabakker3554 8 років тому +584

    I think it's so cute when guys are shy

  • @Neha71580
    @Neha71580 9 років тому +252

    I would probably kiss the person who would say "Hi, I'm Ryan Higa" XD

    • @spookysoul3953
      @spookysoul3953 9 років тому +8

      I know. Right? XD

    • @scikick
      @scikick 9 років тому +3

      Hi Neha, I'm Ryan Higa.
      .
      .
      Naahh. jk lol
      AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @Neha71580
      @Neha71580 9 років тому +16

      scikick I wrote 'said' and not 'write' hahahaha XD

    • @ahmedchishty3393
      @ahmedchishty3393 9 років тому

      Smaaaart -_+

    • @Sunnytimes14
      @Sunnytimes14 9 років тому

      SAAAAAME

  • @gustavogarza4587
    @gustavogarza4587 9 місяців тому +3

    2024 here. I miss this era of UA-cam so much ❤

  • @ek-qc7jb
    @ek-qc7jb 10 років тому +86

    Are you from Tennessee? Cuz your car has a Tennessee licence plate on it.

  • @hootydoot5849
    @hootydoot5849 7 років тому +96

    in truth though, one of the most flattering things in the world is when guys are flustered. it's almost like a compliment

    • @niaomicaballero8241
      @niaomicaballero8241 6 років тому +13

      ashley S
      yeah its so cute when guys get flustered. it makes me feel good.

    • @KobeBryantt237
      @KobeBryantt237 6 років тому +4

      *when HOT guys get flustered

    • @zoya9506
      @zoya9506 6 років тому

      Its so cute when a guy is embarrassed

  • @박수연-w1t3l
    @박수연-w1t3l 9 років тому +381

    Ok am I the only one who thinks that him being nervous was really cute? Hehehehe

    • @irma247
      @irma247 9 років тому

      +Nicole Orihara you're not the only one

    • @nicolasbernard5380
      @nicolasbernard5380 9 років тому +14

      "Just, i think.. Your face , is nice "

    • @christinehoek3195
      @christinehoek3195 9 років тому

      +Nicolas Bernard I liked that one the most of all

    • @violetgirl1996
      @violetgirl1996 9 років тому +1

      +Honey Calma for me, shyed guys r cutrr. i hate flirtatiousness

    • @nicolasbernard5380
      @nicolasbernard5380 9 років тому

      Christine Hoek its like me when i'm imagining myself talking to a girl

  • @inasugay4803
    @inasugay4803 7 років тому +130

    Bf: You know why I like the keyboard so much?
    Me: Hmm? Why?
    Bf: Because u and I are together
    Sndjeieieowjekiw
    Lmao. This was actually used on me 😂

    • @SH-lm1ol
      @SH-lm1ol 5 років тому +4

      Ina Sugay fun. How did you respond

    • @calebtimes453
      @calebtimes453 5 років тому

      @@SH-lm1ol She didn't

    • @randchanneldep
      @randchanneldep 5 років тому +7

      Just respond "Sorry, I use a Colemak keyboard."

    • @sam6395
      @sam6395 3 роки тому

      @@SH-lm1ol The commenter did say "Bf" as boyfriend, soo, let's just say that she is taken by the pick up line.

  • @moist_lmaonaise
    @moist_lmaonaise 7 років тому +238

    *BEST PICKUP LINE EVER!!!*
    Get some limes and walk up to the girl and start dropping them over and over until she asks "what are you doing" then you reply with "sorry I'm not very good at pick up *limes*

  • @_spxrkly_4310
    @_spxrkly_4310 7 років тому +174

    Me: Did it hurt?Girl: When I fell from heaven?
    Me: yea, because it looks like you took a beating

  • @aislinga3748
    @aislinga3748 9 років тому +145

    Getting the girl is simple. Just follow these steps.
    1. Stand there like a ghost, shaking from the rain
    2. Say it's been a long 6 months and you were too afraid to tell her what you want.
    3. And THEN you say, "I want you for worse or for better. I would wait for ever and ever. Broke your heart, I'll put it back together. I would wait forever and ever."
    4. Remind her how it used to be. Generally with pictures in frames of kisses on cheek.
    5. Tell her how you must have lost your mind when you left her all alone and never told her why.
    5. Repeat step 3
    6. Once again, remind her how it used to be with pictures I frames and kisses on cheeks. And say you want her.
    7. Repeat step 3 once more.
    And that's how it works. That's how you get the girl.

  • @mccrystal2987
    @mccrystal2987 6 років тому +33

    "Wow this is amazing. I could not ask for a better situation.. do u think u could.... introduce me to your friend?" *SLAP* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danielpreciado3112
    @danielpreciado3112 10 років тому +109

    The most offensive pick up line ever: Girl, I'll treat you like I treat my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all might long.................. giggity.

    • @ms_mandyc
      @ms_mandyc 10 років тому +10

      *Effective*

    • @danielpreciado3112
      @danielpreciado3112 10 років тому +4

      Mandy C. Why, thank you.

    • @BDeshFTW
      @BDeshFTW 10 років тому +49

      Daniel Preciado what about "I want to treat you like my big toe. Bang you on every piece of furniture."

    • @danielpreciado3112
      @danielpreciado3112 10 років тому +1

      BangladeshFTW Oh, god that's awesome. Thanks for the lulz.

    • @lolosatache5748
      @lolosatache5748 10 років тому +15

      what did one volcano say to the other.. i lava you

  • @tiffanyjuang8382
    @tiffanyjuang8382 7 років тому +2096

    Dear Ryan please make how to get boys

    • @aravind5043
      @aravind5043 7 років тому +110

      Uncle Juang just smile at them

    • @PKyran42
      @PKyran42 7 років тому +20

      Uncle Juang just hug them. IT WORKS. (Not really but I wish it did...)

    • @riansantosh9577
      @riansantosh9577 7 років тому +20

      How to get boys
      Said UNCLE JUANG

    • @varunkamal91
      @varunkamal91 7 років тому +6

      Seema Goyal you can't "see age"... lol

    • @troglodyte4207
      @troglodyte4207 7 років тому +9

      Uncle Juang
      Look attractive

  • @susanabraham6013
    @susanabraham6013 8 років тому +50

    Lol after studying WOMEN and MEN and RELATIONSHIPS and GOPHERS..... why? yea idk

  • @remyboyzz399
    @remyboyzz399 5 років тому +79

    you see, the real joke here is that ryan **wasn’t** single when he made this video.

  • @AnarielAnastil
    @AnarielAnastil 10 років тому +76

    Seriously, why is he single? He's really creative, funny, and smart. Plus he's ridiculously good-looking. I'm missing the problem. Even when he was shuffling his feet and being shy it was still endearing. > Confused. Some of these lines would totally work on me, too :).

    • @AnarielAnastil
      @AnarielAnastil 10 років тому

      ***** Yeah. Not all of them, of course, but a couple, yeah. Why?

    • @applebutt3469
      @applebutt3469 10 років тому +14

      I guarantee it's him who wants to be single.

  • @Josh-dr2rv
    @Josh-dr2rv 7 років тому +502

    My pickup line is:
    Boy: How many planets are in the solar system?
    Girl: 8
    Boy: There'll be 7 after I destroy Uranus

    • @BudgetMow
      @BudgetMow 7 років тому +13

      Joshua Herron 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sol_ttu
      @Sol_ttu 7 років тому +8

      Joshua Herron I died xD

    • @wonton7079
      @wonton7079 7 років тому +43

      You ruined my childhood

    • @whatup6055
      @whatup6055 7 років тому +6

      Joshua Herron 😂😂

    • @atlas5899
      @atlas5899 7 років тому +7

      Joshua Herron ugh😓😣 this was my face when I read that

  • @Quetzal00358
    @Quetzal00358 8 років тому +139

    Ryan do you have advice on how to deal with rejection from girls?

    • @AzaPMoDz
      @AzaPMoDz 8 років тому +1

      Quetzal00358 W

    • @mattishere6470
      @mattishere6470 7 років тому +4

      a mouse should I call the police or....

    • @nopedontlookatme
      @nopedontlookatme 7 років тому

      Matt is here ?

    • @SweetSerenadeXyWem
      @SweetSerenadeXyWem 7 років тому

      All these serious answers lol, but what do you mean? How you react after she said she'll break up with you or how you kind of try to process it and forget her?

    • @cognitivebehaviouraltherap1255
      @cognitivebehaviouraltherap1255 7 років тому +3

      Quetzal00358
      Just say OK fuck off then
      This concludes my advice on how to deal with rejection from gurls

  • @imstupidbutillsaythisanywa1502
    @imstupidbutillsaythisanywa1502 6 років тому +27

    If a girl tells you that she had fallen from heaven then most likely she was rejected from there and got sent down to this goddamn world

  • @miumiu39
    @miumiu39 10 років тому +131

    No girl in their right mind is gonna stop Ryan Higa from flirting with them! :3 ^o^ If I even ever got to meet him, I'd probably pass out or something! xO Okay, I'd fangirl like crazy and stop making sense.....

    • @colinrodenburg2754
      @colinrodenburg2754 10 років тому +4

      then u need some Peg Pants!

    • @miumiu39
      @miumiu39 10 років тому +2

      xD Yes! Yes I do! Technically they won't work cuz the pressure on your bum will be too much to take....but Ryan Higa sat in them so maybe they do!
      I need peg pants!!! Majorly need em!

    • @Fangedprincess2
      @Fangedprincess2 10 років тому +1

      Lolol omg same. Meeting him would be frickin awesome *.*

    • @miumiu39
      @miumiu39 10 років тому +1

      Ikr!!! I'd go crazy! Well...I already am crazy! But I'd show it a lot more and I'd take like a thousand pics with him!!!

    • @Fangedprincess2
      @Fangedprincess2 10 років тому +4

      I really have a hard time believing he has any trouble getting girls at all!! #letsbereal

  • @MartinBralicMaky
    @MartinBralicMaky 8 років тому +30

    5:32
    "Hey do you like Justin Bieber?"
    "Oh my God I LOVE him-"
    "Bye."
    _Chances are she's underage._
    _Walk away._
    *XDDD*

  • @sofeaamira410
    @sofeaamira410 10 років тому +70

    Well I think most girls think that its cute when boys are nervous and it also makes them know that he really likes her and would do anything for her !

    • @allysonn.6870
      @allysonn.6870 9 років тому

      Totally

    • @matthewkennedy1329
      @matthewkennedy1329 9 років тому

      Bull

    • @YourPrivilege
      @YourPrivilege 9 років тому

      Yeah, nu.
      I always thought that.

    • @Crispypom
      @Crispypom 6 років тому

      I verify that

    • @lovedeepsandhu8502
      @lovedeepsandhu8502 6 років тому +2

      Myny Sofea that will work like 0.01 percent of the times.. most girls say if the guy is confident enough to ask them out then they will go out with them

  • @inasugay4803
    @inasugay4803 7 років тому +334

    Person #1: "Hey, doesn't the alphabet have 21 letters?"
    Person #2: "No. It has 26, idiot"
    Person #1: "Oooooh. Must've missed. U R A Q T."
    😉😉😉

    • @bonbon_1729
      @bonbon_1729 6 років тому +9

      @@PolarFist No, I think it's supposed to say "You're a cute" or something along those lines. Though, would it sound better if it was phrased:
      "Does the alphabet have 22 letters?"
      "No, it has 26 letters."
      "Oh man, I forgot U R Q and T." (You're cute).
      I am probably not correct in what "U R A Q T" means, and I hate correcting people so who am I to judge.

    • @tashfiakamaltonisha6906
      @tashfiakamaltonisha6906 6 років тому +41

      PolarFist It stands for you are a cutie

    • @bonbon_1729
      @bonbon_1729 6 років тому +4

      @@tashfiakamaltonisha6906 Ah, thank you for clarifying it!

    • @xelael4204
      @xelael4204 5 років тому +2

      I used that once, she dated me and then broke up with me

    • @vercas.1664
      @vercas.1664 5 років тому

      I don't get it..

  • @jbeast5165
    @jbeast5165 8 років тому +137

    He is the FUNNYEST youtuber EVER!!

    • @aias7981
      @aias7981 8 років тому +8

      Not gonna be that guy. Check your sentence.

    • @mrcooterman
      @mrcooterman 8 років тому +5

      J Beast I hate to be that guy but it's not funnyest its funniest

    • @jbeast5165
      @jbeast5165 8 років тому

      TheObesePanda he's way more funny than u will ever be

    • @nicholashoppe3563
      @nicholashoppe3563 8 років тому

      TheObesePanda yeah bruh##!!!!!!!!!

    • @foox9424
      @foox9424 8 років тому +1

      LERN ENGLIS!!

  • @the1exnay
    @the1exnay 10 років тому +63

    my suggestion would not be to be yourself. i mean its good to not say that fart joke cause she might not appreciate. instead i suggest that you be the person YOU want to be. be someone you can be proud of and be confident in who you are. dont be someone anyone else wants you to be. dont change yourself because you think she will like you more. instead change yourself because you want to be better and when you are confident in yourself because you are being who you want to be not what anyone else wants you to be then you can go up to any girl. and if she doesnt like who you are then you know she is not the one for you.

    • @graceknell6613
      @graceknell6613 10 років тому +3

      Shut up, firaro.

    • @Pando4444
      @Pando4444 10 років тому +3

      Are you encouraging to be yourself or discouraging it?

    • @ipurepick6479
      @ipurepick6479 10 років тому +6

      MAPOTI!!!!!!!

    • @mimiri9155
      @mimiri9155 10 років тому

      Believe me, Firaro, girls like guys that be themselves. I have a crush and he is never afraid to act like himself.

    • @jamesmiller2915
      @jamesmiller2915 10 років тому

      mimi Ri That's what you think....

  • @bluebay1031
    @bluebay1031 8 років тому +220

    You forgot what to say to girls who don't know they're being hit on (me...me...1000 percent me)

    • @samumohacsi
      @samumohacsi 8 років тому +5

      Maddy J. lmao I'm a guy and I thought only we did that.

    • @bluebay1031
      @bluebay1031 8 років тому +21

      Lord Bumbo Nope, universal my friend. The funny thing is I can tell when my friends are being hit on. Irony at its finest

    • @samumohacsi
      @samumohacsi 8 років тому +2

      Maddy J. lol that's funny

  • @kwinne5008
    @kwinne5008 7 років тому +108

    He kinda looks like Derek at 2:33 lol

  • @tarapatil908
    @tarapatil908 9 років тому +97

    Ryan: Did you fart?
    Me: O.O Oh.. I didn't know it was that loud *cringes*
    Ryan: Wtf no I was gonna say--.. *walks away*

  • @xxMaro92xx
    @xxMaro92xx 10 років тому +22

    your TEEHEE is ALWAYS predictable ryan!

  • @MrTuangiahy
    @MrTuangiahy 7 років тому +23

    Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    Girl: No.
    Boy: Why not?
    Girl: My boyfriend caught me.
    Random people in the background: FRIENDZONED!!!

  • @TheMemeSchemer
    @TheMemeSchemer 4 роки тому +32

    0:08 Sean's face though XDXD

  • @troglodyte4207
    @troglodyte4207 7 років тому +138

    My 2 year old cousin watched this video
    He has 8 girlfriends

    • @Tanner404
      @Tanner404 3 роки тому +4

      Wow he has 8 more than I have

    • @waitwot4912
      @waitwot4912 3 роки тому +1

      He has 7 and a half more girlfriends more than me.

  • @JulietteVeronica1201
    @JulietteVeronica1201 10 років тому +25

    Catherine has played the role of the girlfriend in SO many of your videos, and you two look so cute together. I wonder if he will ever ask her out...

  • @WristFreeze97
    @WristFreeze97 9 років тому +66

    "Be yourself" and I'm too shy to speak to anyone random. And when I'm with my friends I'm just a random douchebag. So I'm forever alone.

    • @BillytheTeslaGod
      @BillytheTeslaGod 9 років тому +3

      I feel your pain bro

    • @Klosterhasi
      @Klosterhasi 9 років тому

      +Edward Elric (DuppeKP) well maybe its because Girls like it when u still have yo arms n legs ? :s

    • @bundthead
      @bundthead 9 років тому

      SPOILERS Lol reminds me of Grease when he the boy is nice around the girl but she was around him with his friends and he was trying to act to cool and they broke up xP

    • @valsaludo9335
      @valsaludo9335 9 років тому +1

      i feel your pain bruh i feel your pain

    • @kianleepritchard1705
      @kianleepritchard1705 9 років тому

      dont be sad ur not the only loser im tryin 2 get th7s gal named billie shes hot and she think me beautiful me dont no if that mean something or not but hey im happy im still considered a loser

  • @ezaldeenmaen1133
    @ezaldeenmaen1133 2 місяці тому +1

    11 years later still learning from this guy

  • @mimisweiss123
    @mimisweiss123 9 років тому +12

    I think there's something wrong with me, I have been watching your videos non stop for 4 days straight, and I'm running out man! But I can't stop because they are so darn well made and funny. Or should I say punny BAHAHA ( yeah I have a serious issue dude ) and I'm also a new sub. Keep up the mind blowing work man

  • @tired3869
    @tired3869 7 років тому +71

    I think nervous guys are adorable!! ☺️

    • @obssesivefangirl9663
      @obssesivefangirl9663 7 років тому +5

      yeah, they're so cute 😱😊

    • @greenfogguni9001
      @greenfogguni9001 7 років тому +7

      Anime Fangirl No way some .... girls think ..... nervous ...... guys ....... are ....... CUTE ....... (basically faints)

    • @SweetSerenadeXyWem
      @SweetSerenadeXyWem 7 років тому +5

      Green Fogguni Yeah it's cute lol, at least it shows they are honestly trying ;)

    • @ursosexmachina
      @ursosexmachina 7 років тому

      Why

  • @mybigfatnothingchannel1938
    @mybigfatnothingchannel1938 7 років тому +19

    Best pick up line ever: "My aunt just died and left me 10 million dollars, but I have to be married within 48 hours. Can I buy you a drink?"

  • @Oreoezi
    @Oreoezi 5 років тому +94

    I did a blinking contest with a girl
    I lost and told her she's shining too bright

  • @lopski8166
    @lopski8166 9 років тому +11

    Right when the video gets serious, you know something hilarious is about to happen

  • @yasminahmed5855
    @yasminahmed5855 8 років тому +84

    Boy: I'm following you home
    Girl: Why
    Boy: Because my mom told me to follow me dreams
    This works for everyone

    • @1tsm3edd
      @1tsm3edd 8 років тому

      +Game dude LOL

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 8 років тому +19

      +Game dude Boy: I'm following you home
      Girl: I'm calling the cops

    • @azureskyes5446
      @azureskyes5446 8 років тому

      especiallly pirates and leprechauns *cuz of the me dreams*

    • @davidfrost8975
      @davidfrost8975 8 років тому +1

      Uhm wake up dude. U dream too much.

    • @tieforest4871
      @tieforest4871 8 років тому

      santana?

  • @decrypted6787
    @decrypted6787 8 років тому +65

    you teached me and thats what happened 2:28

  • @basilhiary1072
    @basilhiary1072 4 роки тому +14

    Six years later and this still makes me laugh so hard😂😂💕

    • @hafsah245
      @hafsah245 Рік тому

      10 years later and this still slaps

  • @Apophis01
    @Apophis01 7 років тому +70

    😂 I died when he said Sup B###h and she said Uhh *slap* ahh

  • @ToastTheBunny
    @ToastTheBunny 8 років тому +35

    this is how to get a girlfriend in elementary
    1. walk up to a girl
    2. say to the girl i have a 64 pack
    3. show them your 64 pack of crayons

  • @hero_py
    @hero_py 8 років тому +53

    I DIED AT "YOU AND ME ONE PEICE" OMG LMAO

  • @meatcanyon7591
    @meatcanyon7591 3 роки тому +12

    "Hi, I'm Ryan higa"
    Dead

  • @leonidaskotidis8039
    @leonidaskotidis8039 7 років тому +32

    Me:hay girl did you fall from heaven?Because I think you landed on your face.
    Girl:..

  • @lisafay1171
    @lisafay1171 8 років тому +83

    one piece - hai? crying hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @markrubio5328
      @markrubio5328 8 років тому +2

      Oh my I died after that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lisafay1171
      @lisafay1171 8 років тому +3

      hahahahaha same :D he's just too funny :D

    • @markrubio5328
      @markrubio5328 8 років тому

      FayVlogs Yeah :)) I keep re-watching that one scene 😂

    • @5928kool
      @5928kool 8 років тому +2

      aye*

    • @lisafay1171
      @lisafay1171 8 років тому +11

      Kazama no, it's "hai". that's Japanese for "yes" ;)

  • @barbarahinkson1402
    @barbarahinkson1402 11 років тому +27

    U-um your face is nice... U-um h-hi..." XD awkwardly adorable

  • @bethel3272
    @bethel3272 4 роки тому +86

    "As most of you know i've been single for a long time now"
    *Arden Chay entered the chat*

    • @thelions1758
      @thelions1758 4 роки тому +5

      Cho

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 4 роки тому +9

      WHO THE HELL IS ARDEN CHAY?!!!!

    • @bento4876
      @bento4876 4 роки тому +18

      *Arden Cho exits the chat*

    • @bento4876
      @bento4876 4 роки тому +7

      @@riyak.7393 Think again.

    • @jaybirdfly149
      @jaybirdfly149 4 роки тому +3

      @@bento4876 that escalated quickly 😂

  • @Goken1400
    @Goken1400 10 років тому +30

    "Do you like anime, One Piece?"
    Awesome man!!!!! (Y)

    • @shiromoo8739
      @shiromoo8739 10 років тому

      XD i like tat line too XD tat was really awesome line

    • @marwah1072
      @marwah1072 10 років тому

      that line would have worked on me. I'd just be like"OMG you like one piece hkjfbsjlbejgebfhef?!!!!!!"

  • @angelkitty1141
    @angelkitty1141 8 років тому +94

    Greg and daina
    Derrick and ericka
    Sean and WHO DAFUQ IS HIS GF?!

    • @jair7231
      @jair7231 8 років тому +23

      ryan

    • @justarchie6081
      @justarchie6081 7 років тому +4

      AngelKitty/DarkAngel ......YOU AN-I-ME.....ONE PIECE

    • @joeythebarber2344
      @joeythebarber2344 7 років тому

      AngelKitty/DarkAngel that is the same thing I was thinking

    • @timcosta2960
      @timcosta2960 7 років тому +1

      AngelKitty/DarkAngel Sean and Ryan

    • @pikachu9758
      @pikachu9758 7 років тому +1

      Ryan duh 😂

  • @thisizomar8266
    @thisizomar8266 8 років тому +40

    6:36 is the one I used...and it didn't end so well. I have a hand mark on my face now

  • @pinkbacon1277
    @pinkbacon1277 4 роки тому +8

    Finally a nigahiga vid that doesn’t have a Anyone doing a none stop nigahiga marathon comment

  • @zachmmm6565
    @zachmmm6565 8 років тому +16

    "Hi I'm Ryan Higa." -Gets Slapped- LMAO

  • @fa1thwu
    @fa1thwu 9 років тому +98

    Is it just me or does anyone else like athletic, shy-ish boys

    • @jacoblierman9756
      @jacoblierman9756 9 років тому +6

      Does anime and STAR WARS count?

    • @fa1thwu
      @fa1thwu 9 років тому +2

      +Jacob Jakerson what

    • @benjamin9160
      @benjamin9160 8 років тому

      0:10 savage

    • @silent6834
      @silent6834 8 років тому

      So I do have a chance...

    • @fa1thwu
      @fa1thwu 8 років тому

      Chris Piel Well not with me lol with others

  • @SomehowStillSane
    @SomehowStillSane 10 років тому +21

    "What, cause I'm the only ten you see?"
    "Nah you're like a six"

  • @quantumoverlord4413
    @quantumoverlord4413 2 місяці тому +2

    11 years later and I'm still single

  • @y4mihd744
    @y4mihd744 8 років тому +183

    I showed off my Pokémon cards and I got all the lady's

    • @jodylynamaya5931
      @jodylynamaya5931 8 років тому +10

      ladies not lady's

    • @aias7981
      @aias7981 8 років тому +5

      So that lady just gave them to you? Neat.

    • @nika1696
      @nika1696 8 років тому +13

      Hasan Alharthy so Pokemon=pussy nowadays

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 7 років тому +8

      Uh did you show them your grammar skills? Because those aren't gonna get you any "lady's"

    • @nofrankie
      @nofrankie 7 років тому

      REKT

  • @solidsinek14
    @solidsinek14 9 років тому +94

    Next day there will be 6 planets cuz i am gonna crash uranus

  • @AlexSoetekouwProductions
    @AlexSoetekouwProductions 8 років тому +873

    Why did I watch this, I'm twelve.

    • @mortonkoopa5568
      @mortonkoopa5568 8 років тому +44

      I'm 12, too, but I first watched this when I was, like, 9.

    • @victoraberia9505
      @victoraberia9505 8 років тому +9

      +Berk erdemoğlu lol im 11 now

    • @yousef1381
      @yousef1381 8 років тому +4

      Will I am 12 too you stupid

    • @victoraberia9505
      @victoraberia9505 8 років тому

      +yousf shak shut up bitch i aint talking to u nigga

    • @victoraberia9505
      @victoraberia9505 8 років тому +2

      +Amv Central thx man :D

  • @lovetrolling4720
    @lovetrolling4720 5 років тому +21

    Best pickup line ever:
    “You remind me of my dog
    *CAUSE YOU A BITCH!”*