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  • Опубліковано 28 кві 2022
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    From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 25 and 28

КОМЕНТАРІ • 148

  • @matthewferraro9167
    @matthewferraro9167 Рік тому +161

    Not having sex for 4 months will legitimately make you try to speak Spanish to get something new in your life

    • @buttscarlton342
      @buttscarlton342 Рік тому +8

      Bro that’s hilarious because I’ve been in a relationship I wasn’t happy with that just ended yesterday, and I’ve been learning Spanish for a large chunk of the time we were together 😂

    • @no-replies
      @no-replies Рік тому +15

      Damn it's been 10 years here and I'm perfectly fine

    • @matthewferraro9167
      @matthewferraro9167 Рік тому

      @@no-replies you haven’t had sex in 10 years. You’re not ok

    • @ichirosuzuki2252
      @ichirosuzuki2252 11 місяців тому

      Was Pandora's box opened or not@@no-replies

    • @DeckofLies
      @DeckofLies 11 місяців тому +10

      @@no-replieshave you been tested for gay?

  • @epheyeTK
    @epheyeTK 2 роки тому +210

    "I have a gluten allergy, I'm in the Q+" lol

    • @d_boneswish1296
      @d_boneswish1296 2 роки тому +2

      Hilarious!!

    • @tkorreck
      @tkorreck Рік тому +1

      “Let’s have a gay-off dude”

    • @mandreadfg
      @mandreadfg 6 місяців тому +1

      Just audibly laughed in a quiet fuckin office wow

  • @napoleonbonerfart278
    @napoleonbonerfart278 Рік тому +116

    When Shane said adult dating is just crazy chicks and single moms,
    I felt that....hard.

    • @danastars89
      @danastars89 Рік тому

      unfortunately that doesn’t apply in your case. your single because “napoleon bonerfart” is the gamertag of a man who eats beans and lives on a matress.

    • @wnaes38
      @wnaes38 11 місяців тому +2

      MAGA!

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 9 місяців тому

      ​​@@wnaes38Make ASS Gapeing Again!

    • @ThePbag
      @ThePbag 2 місяці тому +1

      People fear the absolute truth he speaks

    • @Black_Rock_Studio
      @Black_Rock_Studio 11 днів тому

      Sad but true.

  • @hansoloburger3787
    @hansoloburger3787 2 роки тому +89

    Living on a mattress and eating beans is the new living in a van down by the river

  • @nickgray6305
    @nickgray6305 Рік тому +174

    “Dude, I can’t have kids right now”
    “Why?”
    “Because i eat beans and live on a mattress”
    Shane and Matt deserve all the millions of dollars

  • @nastradumbass
    @nastradumbass 2 роки тому +56

    "I'm a curious little bear" 🤣

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 2 роки тому +2

      Not the only time he's said that lmao 🤣

  • @connorlarkinbass
    @connorlarkinbass Рік тому +18

    "I don't wanna need that" - Matt
    relatable.

  • @velvet373
    @velvet373 Рік тому +17

    Hahahaha "I have a gluten allergy, I'm in the Q+" that had my dying

  • @MRmanbearpig1993
    @MRmanbearpig1993 2 роки тому +82

    I'm a stand up wiper my whole life. But I'm 6'6" so I have to pick my battles depending on the height of the stalls.

    • @billyin4c514
      @billyin4c514 2 роки тому

      🤣 so you're self-conscious about people seeing your facial expressions in the midst of wiping your ass? Like there's an audience for you mid ass wipe?

    • @fredrickmiller6534
      @fredrickmiller6534 Рік тому +23

      I'm a 6'5" standing wiper and I learned to bend at the knees and tilt forward slightly so I'm not giraffing over the stalls.. accidentally making eye contact with another tall man while hitting a standing wipe would be fucked up. That would just destroy me mentally.

    • @TheFishRizzler
      @TheFishRizzler Рік тому +23

      @@fredrickmiller6534you’re both weird af for stand wiping 😂

    • @theseesh9163
      @theseesh9163 Рік тому +7

      Stand wiping is losing gay chicken but with yourself

    • @TheFishRizzler
      @TheFishRizzler Рік тому +2

      @@theseesh9163 I love playing gay chicken with my dad. HE LETS ME WIN EVERYTIME

  • @jlshel42
    @jlshel42 2 роки тому +50

    That has to be the best thumbnail ever
    Also, dating in your 30s is a disaster

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 2 роки тому +60

    This channel is Shrek 1, thank you for your hard work Peepop

  • @lazyhack2385
    @lazyhack2385 2 роки тому +16

    This thumbnail is gold lol

  • @brandonf1482
    @brandonf1482 2 роки тому +9

    17:40 when Shane says “yea” all in his feels hahahaha

  • @rectoplasm8612
    @rectoplasm8612 Рік тому +13

    Shane is 100% closeted

  • @Kevinjohnson34567
    @Kevinjohnson34567 10 місяців тому +10

    I had my first daughter with my high school girlfriend when I was 20. She’s great and now we have 4 kids. The amount of time I have to pursue my dreams would never be possible if I didn’t get married at 20. Go forth young man with someone who you enjoy being around, everything will work out!

    • @caleb3909
      @caleb3909 8 місяців тому +2

      It's a gamble. In the military, I've heard hundreds of stories about this working out with child support and limited custody until you're 38.

    • @stonecoldsteveaustin9353
      @stonecoldsteveaustin9353 7 місяців тому

      Fuck that. I'm 24 and I'm done w relationships altogether. Chicks are way too entitled and immature now, I'm not dating a spoiled thot or settling for a mom or fatty.

  • @majormung8304
    @majormung8304 2 роки тому +22

    Cause I sleep on a air mattress and eat beans is probably the best excuse for anything

  • @lofttm969
    @lofttm969 2 роки тому +6

    “Damn I regret saying doggy” lmfao

  • @Sixsoul
    @Sixsoul 2 роки тому +6

    "Like Rikishi" is the best possible joke this could have ended on

  • @bobbyculdesack2309
    @bobbyculdesack2309 Рік тому +2

    That rusty trombone 😂 8:36

  • @travismcnasty4239
    @travismcnasty4239 2 роки тому +11

    8:33 Some quality ASMR.

    • @514BMXJay
      @514BMXJay Рік тому +2

      Can't believe that was real

  • @514BMXJay
    @514BMXJay Рік тому +4

    8:33 no way was that real 🤣

  • @SuSu9Once
    @SuSu9Once 8 місяців тому +2

    Was using mouthwash while Shane quickly realized there were cooler ways of getting his ass ate and I was struggling not spitting it out because that was the funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time 😂😂😂

  • @Sludgedump
    @Sludgedump Рік тому +9

    I haven't had sex in 5 years. Everyone else is weak

    • @bradleysanders7094
      @bradleysanders7094 7 місяців тому +1

      Been there done that… and I was married. Shit sucks

  • @mwj9433
    @mwj9433 2 роки тому +4

    10/10 thumbnail 😂😂😂

  • @priyajani2784
    @priyajani2784 2 роки тому +6

    my god, the fucking thumbnail. warms my heart.

  • @jeffellis9908
    @jeffellis9908 Місяць тому

    We all know who the “whaat” “huh” friend is right? 😂😂

  • @burpostockings
    @burpostockings 8 місяців тому +1

    Peepop got the thumbnails that make me squeaky giggle like Bobby Hill 😊

  • @spontaneousbootay
    @spontaneousbootay Рік тому +9

    Everybody is most definitely not watching ladyboy videos lol

  • @ThePatMan42069
    @ThePatMan42069 2 роки тому +8

    Fuck this is such a great podcast🤣

  • @brandonabbott6225
    @brandonabbott6225 Рік тому +3

    Shane really does look like the sixth sense kid grown up

  • @1993TheRory
    @1993TheRory Місяць тому

    Man Matt speaking some truth on online dating

  • @aaronbeaver3647
    @aaronbeaver3647 6 місяців тому

    "I have enough issues in my life, the last thing I need is to be walking around with a big horny butt" lmaooooo

  • @weilzudope
    @weilzudope 2 роки тому +2

    this is the best podcast ever

  • @thomasporter1015
    @thomasporter1015 Рік тому

    Mid video I got a commercial about Israel kicking ass at the future and stuff, but the moment it came back was Kahuna saying beans (pause). It was great

  • @liamsparling
    @liamsparling 2 роки тому +4

    I need to find the ep. Matt’s talking about 15 year olds texture

  • @no-replies
    @no-replies Рік тому +6

    I haven't had a date in 10 years, yall are just weak

    • @gbeach85
      @gbeach85 Рік тому

      Damn bro that’s sad af 😂

  • @traviscoates6878
    @traviscoates6878 2 роки тому +2

    Talk about a blast from the past! What’s this, 6 years old?

  • @P2036
    @P2036 4 місяці тому

    I’d have thought the shaman has definitely dabbled in the booty play, but he’s way too open that I believe him. Admitting to ring worm is something not something anyone would or should do 😂😂

  • @nathangasti7769
    @nathangasti7769 4 місяці тому

    "We got carried away with the butt stuff" - Shane Gillis

  • @jacoblaffoon6485
    @jacoblaffoon6485 5 місяців тому

    “i regret saying doggy” 😂

    • @dr.anthonyfauci5280
      @dr.anthonyfauci5280 22 дні тому

      Funniest clip I’ve heard all year, pure Bro talk with these two

  • @tym2083
    @tym2083 Рік тому +1

    How are these not more popular? UA-cam algorithm to shadow ban...

  • @DJDrewbster
    @DJDrewbster 2 роки тому +6

    Bless

  • @concon4050
    @concon4050 9 місяців тому +1

    I’m currently washing dishes at a restaurant for work. Albeit it’s a 5 star restaurant, but I do indeed feel I’m at the bottom of the barrel of ass-getting. Might have to learn Italian

  • @nextbizzy
    @nextbizzy 2 роки тому +9

    Shane would get zero play if he was not a standup. Last time would have been in high school... 4 months lmao 🤣

  • @undeniablyfunk5497
    @undeniablyfunk5497 2 роки тому +2

    It feels like the goop is being drawn out of me

  • @svenp6504
    @svenp6504 6 місяців тому

    So many legit LOLs...

  • @jeredsteadman4160
    @jeredsteadman4160 2 роки тому +4

    Got to be talking about Tommy Pope

    • @vampmode9132
      @vampmode9132 2 роки тому

      He said 'what' exactly like O'Connor would

    • @jeredsteadman4160
      @jeredsteadman4160 2 роки тому

      @@vampmode9132 ahhh I think you might be onto something here, shame on me for always assuming all the gay s*** is Tommy lol

  • @thomasmitchell4128
    @thomasmitchell4128 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks PeePop

  • @iwishihadmoreeminems
    @iwishihadmoreeminems Рік тому +2

    to go from talking about getting rimmed to farting in the mic could not have happened any better

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 11 місяців тому

    Haha stand up wipin. Ha done that since I was a kid

  • @thegreatdamiano8565
    @thegreatdamiano8565 2 роки тому +2

    Straight bill disapproves

  • @drewdickson2594
    @drewdickson2594 2 роки тому +6

    That'll put a WILL SMITH IN YOUR GIDDY UP....
    HITCH

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 2 роки тому +6

    lol dont get married

  • @saucenflow
    @saucenflow 2 роки тому +1

    fuzzy peaches

  • @J_Clean_1996
    @J_Clean_1996 Рік тому +1

    1:10 I can't believe that he has found that many women to fulfill that... 'desire', of his...

  • @dee-taylor
    @dee-taylor 5 місяців тому

    This conversation about sodomy brought to you by Harbor Freight

  • @danastars89
    @danastars89 Рік тому +3

    ouch that hit me right in the personality disorder

    • @ichirosuzuki2252
      @ichirosuzuki2252 11 місяців тому

      dated a girl w/ a personality disorder for 8 months and my brain is scrambled to shit

  • @williamweiler236
    @williamweiler236 Рік тому

    I joined my zoom “you’re saying you don’t want but stuff cuz you think you’d enjoy it?”
    And audio was auto on…

  • @Rex-13
    @Rex-13 Рік тому

    Maaaaaaan prank calls

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg3281 2 роки тому

    legendary convos

  • @KyloRenmcgoo
    @KyloRenmcgoo Рік тому

    I’m just trying to figure out which nebula that is in the background of the thumbnail

  • @scubasteve4093
    @scubasteve4093 Рік тому +1

    because I live on a mattress and eat beans

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 9 місяців тому

    How did Shane date before online dating? I’m 8 years older than Shane and was married at 27 and didn’t escape online dating 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justinneilsonn2665
    @justinneilsonn2665 2 роки тому

    Shane chose Doggy style 🙊😬😭

  • @joshuahawkins8828
    @joshuahawkins8828 11 місяців тому

    Matt’s take on dating is so real. Dude. Advice I wish I heard and listened to a year or two ago

  • @caryaikens2323
    @caryaikens2323 Рік тому

    I fucking died

  • @aaroncardenas9062
    @aaroncardenas9062 2 роки тому +1

    Fuck yeah

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 7 місяців тому

    3:25 does anybody actually believe the shaman would pass on something sexual because it was “too intense” ?

  • @ryangraham6616
    @ryangraham6616 Рік тому +1

    8:33

  • @baalzebub5000
    @baalzebub5000 Рік тому +1

    After we go through this gae period, imo, we will all parrot the old texts.

  • @PlayNiceFolks
    @PlayNiceFolks Рік тому

    The Gay Off.

  • @zakadams762
    @zakadams762 9 місяців тому

    What caused it

  • @T_D_B_
    @T_D_B_ Рік тому

    Did Matt ghost write for Ari on Jew??

  • @jc2314
    @jc2314 5 місяців тому

    12:14

  • @Arthur-ek7nd
    @Arthur-ek7nd Рік тому

    eventually you just give up.

  • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
    @aintnuthinbutathang1646 2 роки тому

    This thumbnail rules dude

  • @cameronsnyder1246
    @cameronsnyder1246 2 роки тому

    Can confirm rimming feels good but is very hard to enjoy cuz of "This is Soo Gay" running through my head.

  • @lukesugrue
    @lukesugrue 10 місяців тому

    I believe sodomy laws and things like that also continue to exist so they can add time on to the sentence of sex offenders.

  • @Sirmellowman
    @Sirmellowman 2 роки тому +1

    you guys should make it more clear who is in this podcast it took me a few minutes to figure it out. its deff holding back you from getting new viewers

    • @halfpint90
      @halfpint90 Рік тому +2

      This isn't the podcast its a clip

  • @Brandonthesnifferofall
    @Brandonthesnifferofall 2 роки тому +19

    So happy the bois have had very great success lately 🙏🫃

    • @bigheverly
      @bigheverly 2 роки тому +3

      👳🏾‍♂️ great success 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @Theswitchy1
      @Theswitchy1 2 роки тому

      with great power come great responsibility

  • @neonsubaru
    @neonsubaru 2 роки тому +1

    8:33