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- Опубліковано 28 кві 2022
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 25 and 28
Not having sex for 4 months will legitimately make you try to speak Spanish to get something new in your life
Bro that’s hilarious because I’ve been in a relationship I wasn’t happy with that just ended yesterday, and I’ve been learning Spanish for a large chunk of the time we were together 😂
Damn it's been 10 years here and I'm perfectly fine
@@no-replies you haven’t had sex in 10 years. You’re not ok
Was Pandora's box opened or not@@no-replies
@@no-replieshave you been tested for gay?
"I have a gluten allergy, I'm in the Q+" lol
Hilarious!!
“Let’s have a gay-off dude”
Just audibly laughed in a quiet fuckin office wow
When Shane said adult dating is just crazy chicks and single moms,
I felt that....hard.
unfortunately that doesn’t apply in your case. your single because “napoleon bonerfart” is the gamertag of a man who eats beans and lives on a matress.
MAGA!
@@wnaes38Make ASS Gapeing Again!
People fear the absolute truth he speaks
Sad but true.
Living on a mattress and eating beans is the new living in a van down by the river
“Dude, I can’t have kids right now”
“Why?”
“Because i eat beans and live on a mattress”
Shane and Matt deserve all the millions of dollars
"I'm a curious little bear" 🤣
Not the only time he's said that lmao 🤣
"I don't wanna need that" - Matt
relatable.
Hahahaha "I have a gluten allergy, I'm in the Q+" that had my dying
I'm a stand up wiper my whole life. But I'm 6'6" so I have to pick my battles depending on the height of the stalls.
🤣 so you're self-conscious about people seeing your facial expressions in the midst of wiping your ass? Like there's an audience for you mid ass wipe?
I'm a 6'5" standing wiper and I learned to bend at the knees and tilt forward slightly so I'm not giraffing over the stalls.. accidentally making eye contact with another tall man while hitting a standing wipe would be fucked up. That would just destroy me mentally.
@@fredrickmiller6534you’re both weird af for stand wiping 😂
Stand wiping is losing gay chicken but with yourself
@@theseesh9163 I love playing gay chicken with my dad. HE LETS ME WIN EVERYTIME
That has to be the best thumbnail ever
Also, dating in your 30s is a disaster
This channel is Shrek 1, thank you for your hard work Peepop
This thumbnail is gold lol
17:40 when Shane says “yea” all in his feels hahahaha
Shane is 100% closeted
I had my first daughter with my high school girlfriend when I was 20. She’s great and now we have 4 kids. The amount of time I have to pursue my dreams would never be possible if I didn’t get married at 20. Go forth young man with someone who you enjoy being around, everything will work out!
It's a gamble. In the military, I've heard hundreds of stories about this working out with child support and limited custody until you're 38.
Fuck that. I'm 24 and I'm done w relationships altogether. Chicks are way too entitled and immature now, I'm not dating a spoiled thot or settling for a mom or fatty.
Cause I sleep on a air mattress and eat beans is probably the best excuse for anything
“Damn I regret saying doggy” lmfao
"Like Rikishi" is the best possible joke this could have ended on
That rusty trombone 😂 8:36
8:33 Some quality ASMR.
Can't believe that was real
8:33 no way was that real 🤣
Was using mouthwash while Shane quickly realized there were cooler ways of getting his ass ate and I was struggling not spitting it out because that was the funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time 😂😂😂
I haven't had sex in 5 years. Everyone else is weak
Been there done that… and I was married. Shit sucks
10/10 thumbnail 😂😂😂
my god, the fucking thumbnail. warms my heart.
We all know who the “whaat” “huh” friend is right? 😂😂
Peepop got the thumbnails that make me squeaky giggle like Bobby Hill 😊
Everybody is most definitely not watching ladyboy videos lol
Fuck this is such a great podcast🤣
Shane really does look like the sixth sense kid grown up
Man Matt speaking some truth on online dating
"I have enough issues in my life, the last thing I need is to be walking around with a big horny butt" lmaooooo
this is the best podcast ever
Mid video I got a commercial about Israel kicking ass at the future and stuff, but the moment it came back was Kahuna saying beans (pause). It was great
I need to find the ep. Matt’s talking about 15 year olds texture
Never forget...
Same
I haven't had a date in 10 years, yall are just weak
Damn bro that’s sad af 😂
Talk about a blast from the past! What’s this, 6 years old?
I’d have thought the shaman has definitely dabbled in the booty play, but he’s way too open that I believe him. Admitting to ring worm is something not something anyone would or should do 😂😂
"We got carried away with the butt stuff" - Shane Gillis
“i regret saying doggy” 😂
Funniest clip I’ve heard all year, pure Bro talk with these two
How are these not more popular? UA-cam algorithm to shadow ban...
The algo keeps showing me them
Bless
I’m currently washing dishes at a restaurant for work. Albeit it’s a 5 star restaurant, but I do indeed feel I’m at the bottom of the barrel of ass-getting. Might have to learn Italian
Shane would get zero play if he was not a standup. Last time would have been in high school... 4 months lmao 🤣
It feels like the goop is being drawn out of me
So many legit LOLs...
Got to be talking about Tommy Pope
He said 'what' exactly like O'Connor would
@@vampmode9132 ahhh I think you might be onto something here, shame on me for always assuming all the gay s*** is Tommy lol
Thanks PeePop
to go from talking about getting rimmed to farting in the mic could not have happened any better
Haha stand up wipin. Ha done that since I was a kid
Straight bill disapproves
That'll put a WILL SMITH IN YOUR GIDDY UP....
HITCH
lol dont get married
fuzzy peaches
1:10 I can't believe that he has found that many women to fulfill that... 'desire', of his...
This conversation about sodomy brought to you by Harbor Freight
ouch that hit me right in the personality disorder
dated a girl w/ a personality disorder for 8 months and my brain is scrambled to shit
I joined my zoom “you’re saying you don’t want but stuff cuz you think you’d enjoy it?”
And audio was auto on…
Maaaaaaan prank calls
legendary convos
I’m just trying to figure out which nebula that is in the background of the thumbnail
because I live on a mattress and eat beans
How did Shane date before online dating? I’m 8 years older than Shane and was married at 27 and didn’t escape online dating 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shane chose Doggy style 🙊😬😭
Matt’s take on dating is so real. Dude. Advice I wish I heard and listened to a year or two ago
I fucking died
Fuck yeah
3:25 does anybody actually believe the shaman would pass on something sexual because it was “too intense” ?
8:33
After we go through this gae period, imo, we will all parrot the old texts.
The Gay Off.
What caused it
Did Matt ghost write for Ari on Jew??
12:14
eventually you just give up.
This thumbnail rules dude
Can confirm rimming feels good but is very hard to enjoy cuz of "This is Soo Gay" running through my head.
I believe sodomy laws and things like that also continue to exist so they can add time on to the sentence of sex offenders.
you guys should make it more clear who is in this podcast it took me a few minutes to figure it out. its deff holding back you from getting new viewers
This isn't the podcast its a clip
So happy the bois have had very great success lately 🙏🫃
👳🏾♂️ great success 👍🏻👍🏻
with great power come great responsibility
8:33