Kind of easy to regret killing Nihilanth: His entire race were enslaved by the Combine and he is (possibly) the last survivor, invading Earth was just a desperate move to escape the Combine further, meaning that in the end, he was just like Gordon, just a being doing his best to survive; he knows of G-Man, possibly hinting that, like everyone else that knows him(including Gordon, again), he was probably manipulated by him, used as one of his pawns (knowing that G-man was the one that handed Black Mesa the Crystal that looks exactly like one of Nihilanth's chamber crystal, it's easy to have a basic understanding of what could've happened). And, what I think is the most regrettable for everyone: Killing him lead to the whole Combine invasion, as they were able to read and pass through the Interdimensional gap that Nihilanth opened up but had camouflaged with his Psychic powers, so essentially killing him resulted in the total slavery of Earth in a war extraordinarily harder to fight than that of last remains of Nihilanth's army and Xen's ecosystem.
"well children, ummm, today i shall tell you the story of how the fuck i got here, and how i met your mom" *crabs start speaking xen langauge* "oh i forgot you guys are aliens, lemme help yall understand, *§-÷№××฿₪₱₸₦€$₫؋₢₮* "
Man, if that is the case then the Gonarch will beg you to kill one more baby headcrab cause you know, who the hell enjoy being in labour for a long time
I still can't believe that they created this by going "Let's just attach a testicle to an armored spider". Such an interesting concept. Kinda wonder how they came up with the antlions in Half-Life 2.
Developer 1: we're running out of unique enemies for the Coast level, any ideas Developer 2: how about we take some insect and make it 5 feet tall Developer 1: _p e r f e c t_
It's fascinating how Xen is regarded as the worst part of Half-Life by the majority of players, who said that Xen felt more like a level pack than an actual environment, and yet we now find out just how much thought went into its construction. Guess we were just too low-IQ to realize that Xen was too a living, purposeful environment.
I find it fascinating how you suddenly think Xen is a masterpiece of design just because it has a couple features any game would have. and no, OaR is not worse
To be honest, I 100% liked Xen (the lore, the atmosphere, the fauna, etc.), but the only thing I did not like is the level design. I think that optional stealth feature in Interloper is one good level design though. The rest are just scratching my head. Gabe himself said that he is disappointed with their Xen because of lack of time. Hopefully, Black Mesa will give it justice while adding those cool stuff the original never had.
I hope you never stop producing your amazing content. You’ve made me have such a deeper appreciation for the source games and all of your other videos are incredibly enjoyable to. You clearly understand how to keep an enjoyable yet consistante editing style, and all of your videos have show high quality work. I hope you read this comment
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e I see you're on an endless attempt to harass accounts with anime pfp. That's some dedicated trolling. +Respect. Pls verbal abuse me too.
It's small details like these that even games today fail to add in. This is why Half life is remembered so well. You may have not noticed these small details, that's because it feels natural. That's good game design.
but you can buy useless skins for real money and play a game that told you what to do like your mom did when you was 4 years old and good story that told you to pressing F to pay respect
There's this interesting implication I've always noticed (granted, it's not really possible to verify it) that while the three-armed aliens are present on Xen, they're not really "Xenians" in the same way that the headcrabs are. It's almost like they just found the place and decided to colonize it, but whatever Lovecraftian horror headcrabs and the giant tentacles are are the true inhabitants.
Damn that mourning part is so sick,I never knew that Gonarch did that when I kill a Baby Headcrab. Which is saying something because I replayed the heck out of Gonarch's Lair.
"NOTHING IS IMMUNE TO EXPLOSIVES!!" "IS THIS GOD?! AM I FIGHTING GOD?! IS THIS WHAT GOD LOOKS LIKE?! THIS ISN'T WHAT I PICTURED AT ALL!!!" "YEAH, LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M A SINNER, WHATEVER!! I'M NOT READY FOR YOUR TRUTH!" - Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind Episode 63) "How about we put a giant testicle on a 20 feet armored spider?" A simple idea, and this is the result. I wonder how they will do this in Black Mesa, that screenshot is impressing me. Gonarch walking to you, and there are so many dead Xen creatures such as Houndeyes on her lair.
*Headcrabs got an world that was extremely suitable to them* -Trees that doesn't attack them. -Acid Mortar Doesn't attack them. -Creatures Avoid attacking them They are literally the gods of that planet.
Xen is a surprisingly balanced environment. Headcrabs would be a B creature at best if it wasn’t on xen I would say a headcrabs worse enemy are barnacles.
But it seems like the Vorts catch them to eat, as well as the Bullsquids. I know they've got a big mama but they still kind of feel like the vermin of that place
The alien designs in half life were so good With the music and the gonarch’s soundset its like youre fighting a weird alien elephant paralell on a weird alien safari or something
I think there's something about how pretty much no Vortugaunts HAVE to be killed in the game. Once they take a certain amount of damage they'll run and hide and won't continue attacking, but we mostly just finish them off. Is Freeman really the good guy...
+QueuedJar shit that's dark :p I mostly do that because I panic and fear they come back and attack me after they take cover, I used to think they take cover to heal themselves and come back for me, I think Freeman had to defend himself anyways because they would attack him the moment they see him, except in the Xen Chapter.
My friend: Oh, so that creature that raped you got scrapped? Well, I guess they didn't want to make it too inap- Me: But in the final version, there's a 10 foot armored spider with a giant testicle that constantly gives birth and shoots corrosive sperm at you! My friend: Wha-
Good to come back into Half-life, and the absolute goated mods people's been pumping out throughout the years. BigMomma will always be, the best momma.
Well some of these designs seem to be inspired by the works of Wayne Douglas Barlowe, such as the Xen trees( which I still refer to as butcher trees because of how similar they are).
Now I feel kinda bad, knowing we killed a mother in HL, even if it was for survival. Though this makes me question. We killed the Gonarch in HL1, right? So where do the headcrabs, fast headcrabs and poisonous headcrabs come from in HL2?
Only the best mom would send her babies to fight men in hazard suits after they're born
um no , i think she gives birth because she is scared , the headcrabs are attacking to either protect the mother or are starving.
@@yeegz7479 r/Wooooosh
@@armannstraughter3296 where's the canned bread recipe
Aren't they used as weapons by the Nihilanth, i don't think she really has a say in it
@@indeepjable this meme is ded
*Babies surround Marphy*
“Father where is mother”
*Grenade*
Father of the year right there!
XDDD
r.i.p mini headcrab
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e there is no need for this behavior.
@@buckbedrivertooth5599 that is a bot that is constantly doing comments or replies like this
1cm mini headcrab
> when exploded some x5 gibs will appear
More like two inch mini headcrab.
1998 games sense.
Like popcorn. :D
it looks like a fucking plate of spaghetti
lord champa lol, that's the charm of the 90s ;)
And now I feel bad for a twenty foot testicle crab.
Marph's next challenge: making us regret the day we killed a gigantic flying fetus.
done what have you done :(
fetus deletus
Kind of easy to regret killing Nihilanth:
His entire race were enslaved by the Combine and he is (possibly) the last survivor, invading Earth was just a desperate move to escape the Combine further, meaning that in the end, he was just like Gordon, just a being doing his best to survive; he knows of G-Man, possibly hinting that, like everyone else that knows him(including Gordon, again), he was probably manipulated by him, used as one of his pawns (knowing that G-man was the one that handed Black Mesa the Crystal that looks exactly like one of Nihilanth's chamber crystal, it's easy to have a basic understanding of what could've happened).
And, what I think is the most regrettable for everyone: Killing him lead to the whole Combine invasion, as they were able to read and pass through the Interdimensional gap that Nihilanth opened up but had camouflaged with his Psychic powers, so essentially killing him resulted in the total slavery of Earth in a war extraordinarily harder to fight than that of last remains of Nihilanth's army and Xen's ecosystem.
Stephen Walsh yeh, she just wants her young to be safe :3 but Freeman is too careless to respect that >:(
I always found it funny how the exploding baby headcrab gibs are always 10 times bigger than their actual bodies
They expand as they cook
Baby hc's are compressed
@@ghoulhellbilly2528 they are living .zip files
Was my favourite thing to fill the first encounter area with gibs, not enough explosives :c
@@daroachdoggjr5799 Lol brilliant explanation
Half-Life Gonarch: mourns and defends her bebes
Black Mesa Gonarch: GO FORTH, LEGION
Half-life Gonarch: my babies are so fragile, i need to protect them and my nest
Black Mesa Gonarch: MY CHILDREN. TONIGHT WE SHALL FEAST ON VALHALLA
Half life baby headcrabs I am protected black mesa baby headcrabs FOR THE REPUBLIC
Half life Gonarch: these are my kids, touch them and you fucking die
Black mesa Gonarch: THIS IS THE THEIRD XENRCH SPEAKING, ATTACK ZE HAZARDOUS MAN!
lol
She just stares at you like “their your kids now” while the kids just gather around you like they want to be told a story
And the you toss a nade at them
lmao
"Child support is too much, they are yours."
Single moms be like
"well children, ummm, today i shall tell you the story of how the fuck i got here, and how i met your mom"
*crabs start speaking xen langauge*
"oh i forgot you guys are aliens, lemme help yall understand, *§-÷№××฿₪₱₸₦€$₫؋₢₮* "
now that i think about it its kinda weird how you can't step on the baby headcrabs to kill them
would be op
But it would be what those annoying little buggers deserve
instead of the fucking 1cm tall crabs stopping you from getting out of the way of the gonarch 100 damn times
@@MrZiggy-sk2wg Oh god that last part in the cave.
Oh no...
You can still step on cockroaches
“Whenever her babies are killed, the gonarch will cry out in mourning”
:(
@Epic Man Darling Your a good man, thank you.
@Epic Man Darling
yea lets kill the mother :D
her fault for sending them to their deaths
headcrabs are vicious man.
i was also sad
4:37 nice mothership message
I pity the fool who exited the video before this
Coincidence? I think not.
Treat your mother right
Kinda Sounded Like Water
@@AJFX101 stfu dude
"Only 20 alive at a time"
"Always births in pairs"
so what happens if you kill one so theres 19 left?
...or it will just wait for there to be 18 left.
The Gonarch will just wait longer for a slot to free up until it can spawn the second Baby Headcrab in the pair.
Man, if that is the case then the Gonarch will beg you to kill one more baby headcrab cause you know, who the hell enjoy being in labour for a long time
It will birth 2 and another baby will spontaneously combust.
The game crashes
What do you think will happen first, Half-Life 3 or Marphy running out of HL1 content?
Definitely the latter. Valve seems to have given up on their brilliant franchise these days.
They did say they can work on games again but i think it might be just csgo or tf2
@@skyfrost_rouge1216 tf2
U joking? XD
Definitely HL3 lol
I think HL3 xD.Marphy will never run out of ideas(sorry for my english I'm romanian)
I still can't believe that they created this by going "Let's just attach a testicle to an armored spider". Such an interesting concept. Kinda wonder how they came up with the antlions in Half-Life 2.
As if regular bugs weren't bad enough
big bugs
thats it
Developer 1: we're running out of unique enemies for the Coast level, any ideas
Developer 2: how about we take some insect and make it 5 feet tall
Developer 1: _p e r f e c t_
Jaden Green Not as good
Starship troopers
It's fascinating how Xen is regarded as the worst part of Half-Life by the majority of players, who said that Xen felt more like a level pack than an actual environment, and yet we now find out just how much thought went into its construction.
Guess we were just too low-IQ to realize that Xen was too a living, purposeful environment.
On a Rail was worse.
I find it fascinating how you suddenly think Xen is a masterpiece of design just because it has a couple features any game would have.
and no, OaR is not worse
To be honest, I 100% liked Xen (the lore, the atmosphere, the fauna, etc.), but the only thing I did not like is the level design. I think that optional stealth feature in Interloper is one good level design though. The rest are just scratching my head.
Gabe himself said that he is disappointed with their Xen because of lack of time. Hopefully, Black Mesa will give it justice while adding those cool stuff the original never had.
Xen was always my favorite and I was forever let down that Half-Life 2 didn't see its return.
Finally someone who agrees. On a Rail was so god damn tideous.
No doubt this is the level where I always lose 90% of my ammunition because of those little headcrabs
Use the hornet gun; the projectiles automatically home-in on living things and do enough damage to kill the baby headcrabs quickly. Plus: free ammo!
*Empties every mp5 magazine as soon as possible *
Crowbar: Am i a Joke to you?
Long Jump Module: YEET
Rogan Kane *have i been that much of a burden?
I hope you never stop producing your amazing content. You’ve made me have such a deeper appreciation for the source games and all of your other videos are incredibly enjoyable to. You clearly understand how to keep an enjoyable yet consistante editing style, and all of your videos have show high quality work. I hope you read this comment
is the pun intentinoal?
"producing"
Biohazard Personal ?
The Crow Brotherhood the big momma produce her young(ah well nevermind its not funny)
Biohazard Personal ohhhhhhh makes sense now xD
The Crow Brotherhood haha yes
Did someone else find Alien grunt get smacked by Xen's tree hillarious?
Guess tentacle trees don't like cops 😢
@@nopushbutton Lol xD
Uni?
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e I see you're on an endless attempt to harass accounts with anime pfp. That's some dedicated trolling. +Respect. Pls verbal abuse me too.
@IJN Yamato lol you took his place, good job
1:25 the baby headcrab dancing nice
It's small details like these that even games today fail to add in. This is why Half life is remembered so well. You may have not noticed these small details, that's because it feels natural. That's good game design.
but you can buy useless skins for real money and play a game that told you what to do like your mom did when you was 4 years old and good story that told you to pressing F to pay respect
half - life is not remembered by its details , it's more remembered by the enemys , characters and story.
How they would remember details that they did not even notice?
"You may have not noticed" Key word, MAY.
Because graphics. Most of development time is now spent on visual fidelity. The more complex the environment the more resources needed for assests.
Now we know what the Heavy from TF2 meant when he asked “who send all these babies to fight?”
Gaben: what other enemy should we add in on Zen?
His mind: *BALLS*
More like Ted Backman.
Most of the pervy designs are attributed to him. He's the guy behind Mr. Friendly.
@@blackidna he was like, 13 at the time too right?
PINGAS
We should do a video jeff metting xen in hl a
*xen
2:20 Gonarch: MY Babies!
Gordon: Well maybe if you didn't make your babies so delicious, i wouldnt have to eat em.
“Gordon, I’m full.”
"Well you're mama is so..."
Mr T suddenly intervenes:
"DONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT HAVE..."
Mother of the year
yep
Haven't seen you in a while.
hah
Perfectly correct.
M.O.T.Y awards of 2021
There's this interesting implication I've always noticed (granted, it's not really possible to verify it) that while the three-armed aliens are present on Xen, they're not really "Xenians" in the same way that the headcrabs are. It's almost like they just found the place and decided to colonize it, but whatever Lovecraftian horror headcrabs and the giant tentacles are are the true inhabitants.
"xen tree's wont attack Gonarch"
**Final act**
Xen tree:**kills gonarch**
Yikes kpop
I love your videos so much.. especially for HL
3:13
THE MARCH OF MAMA HEADCRAB
I call that " when your balls are itchy in public but you can't scratch em"
headcrab gonarch
I will produce new headcrabs.! Long live the headcrabs
She protecc
She attac
but most importantly
She not my proudest fap
she got a sack
so?
@@bigstevie01 Sacc*
the sacc is technically pusi
XD
What came first, the Gonarch or the Headcrab?
The nihilanth created the gonarch in his image.
ChokeCJ no he didn’t. They aren’t native to xen
lol
@@jiraffe9600 Did a little something called a joke, pal.
Who cares, they're finna catch a military arsenal wielding maniac anyways
Damn that mourning part is so sick,I never knew that Gonarch did that when I kill a Baby Headcrab. Which is saying something because I replayed the heck out of Gonarch's Lair.
"NOTHING IS IMMUNE TO EXPLOSIVES!!"
"IS THIS GOD?! AM I FIGHTING GOD?! IS THIS WHAT GOD LOOKS LIKE?! THIS ISN'T WHAT I PICTURED AT ALL!!!"
"YEAH, LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M A SINNER, WHATEVER!! I'M NOT READY FOR YOUR TRUTH!"
- Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind Episode 63)
"How about we put a giant testicle on a 20 feet armored spider?"
A simple idea, and this is the result. I wonder how they will do this in Black Mesa, that screenshot is impressing me. Gonarch walking to you, and there are so many dead Xen creatures such as Houndeyes on her lair.
How the fuck does this comment not have more likes?!
A wise man once said "Jesus tapdancing christ"
The Freeman's Mind reference is a nice touch.
God : What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
2:13 man i feel so bad
she cry's for her children
just imagine you as gonarch and freeman hits your baby es
"The giant walking testicle herself, the Gonarch."
-Marphitimus, 2018
This 20 year old game has more details than moder games, shame on developers these days.
Interesting. Its like a pain elemental boss battle
If that ever happens i'm suing id.
@anal anus But ID made the pain elemental first!
As a lot of us probably know, the last brood of baby headcrabs can follow you through the portal into Interloper.
*Headcrabs got an world that was extremely suitable to them*
-Trees that doesn't attack them.
-Acid Mortar Doesn't attack them.
-Creatures Avoid attacking them
They are literally the gods of that planet.
But don't Bullsquids prey on Headcrabs?
@@profaneddonut5342 they do, but then they go to the HEADCRAB MAMA for punishment
Xen is a surprisingly balanced environment. Headcrabs would be a B creature at best if it wasn’t on xen I would say a headcrabs worse enemy are barnacles.
But it seems like the Vorts catch them to eat, as well as the Bullsquids. I know they've got a big mama but they still kind of feel like the vermin of that place
Cough cough big headed baby floating cough cough
The alien designs in half life were so good
With the music and the gonarch’s soundset its like youre fighting a weird alien elephant paralell on a weird alien safari or something
2:57 They probably refrain from attacking because they dont wanna be melted by the corrosive acid.
1:57 Thanks Marph... Now you made me sad
POV your at a daycare Center and then the kids are trying to tell you Billy threw up 1:16
*Hazardous Chemicals Detected!*
*Hazardous Chemicals' Name Detected!*
*Gonarch Semen*
*addministring morphine*
@@capri212 its actualy *automatic medical system engaged* *morphine administered*
Gonarch: ATTACK
Baby headcrabs: papa
Gonarch: that's not your papa
Baby headcrabs: papa
Gonarch: OKAY LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-
6\10 not eunogh papas
@@wagonmasher2008 not eunogh papas
This genuinely made me laugh
Lol
1:35 me and the boys getting ready to kill humans
To me that sac is an individual who has been turned into a zombie for a long time and got absorbed, like a demon fish kind of
It is amazing that this much detail went into things that most people wouldn't notice like roach physics or bullsquid stank
2:16
gordon:*kills baby headcrab*
*sad gonarch noises*
04:12
Gonarch: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CHILDREN
Too bad things weren't too easy for her, because she didn't replace an arm with a rocket launcher.
And the guys at Valve thought of this in the 90s, while everyone else was trying to copy or top DOOM.
So she was just defending her home :(
And she does so by sending them into combat *slow clapping*.
oops I meant her home.
I think there's something about how pretty much no Vortugaunts HAVE to be killed in the game. Once they take a certain amount of damage they'll run and hide and won't continue attacking, but we mostly just finish them off. Is Freeman really the good guy...
+QueuedJar shit that's dark :p I mostly do that because I panic and fear they come back and attack me after they take cover, I used to think they take cover to heal themselves and come back for me, I think Freeman had to defend himself anyways because they would attack him the moment they see him, except in the Xen Chapter.
Retro Hub
Oh, "home" makes more sense :P
I don't have notifications on for any channels except for this one.
Not even for Darling's channel?
@@koishikomeiji3888 O-of course I have that too!
0:51
Gonarch:STAY AWAY FROM MY BABIES
1:43 an explanation to why the toxic sludge in HL2 doesn't hurt them if they have a host.
1:02 Now thats alot of baby headcrabs.
1:26 the baby headcrab hone rage
their running animation is the cutest thing ever
"How is this thing still alive?! I've killed tanks with the amount firepower I've blasted this thing with!"
Could you imagine this boss fight in let's say ... the Frostbite engine ... :-P
Not by design just a graphical makeover.
Some people may be in to that :-P
Jigglebones... Jiggles everywhere.
Well...
Now I know how a giant walking space-dong acts and behaves like.
The song is a penis, the gonarch is a gonad (cock).
*dong
"What have you done?"
1:44 i find it hilarious that the alien grunt just falls over like that one video of a waffle
falling over
Gonarch is the "big momma," I assume the 2 regular headcrabs you see at te start of the level are the "small daddies."
Big momma its alpha and beta version name.
Imagine those small little guys trying to mate with her lmao
@@lyrichub2770 "Sorry I don't date with short guys"
@@lyrichub2770
oh god why
They could be like how a queen bee is impregnated by other bees (theyre called drones right?)
Gonarch treatment to her children remind me of a Pokemon called Dragapult lol
My friend: Oh, so that creature that raped you got scrapped? Well, I guess they didn't want to make it too inap-
Me: But in the final version, there's a 10 foot armored spider with a giant testicle that constantly gives birth and shoots corrosive sperm at you!
My friend: Wha-
Mr. Friendly. Look it up on Combineoverwiki.
Good to come back into Half-life, and the absolute goated mods people's been pumping out throughout the years.
BigMomma will always be, the best momma.
Return the slab
WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?!
Return the crab...
WHAT'S- eyy?
🎵*KING RAAMESEEEEEEESSSS (THE MAN IN GAUZE, THE MAN IN GAUZE)*🎵
🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
Nice try professor
Your depth research in every video you do is just incredible.
1:44 damn...
that's a lot damage
Right. Shit will fuck you up good
damn, really makes you feel bad for killing an alien parasite that will not stop no matter what to kill anything.
Gonarch: you killed my baby’s THAT IM GOING TO KILL YOU 2:25
`2:05 Wait, does this make Gordan the bad guy for intruding on Gonarch?
`3:50 Like a good mother, her first duty is protecting her young...
More Marphitimus half life videos?
*nut*
hey salokin :]
"What sick man would send babies to fight me!?"
You should talk about gonarchs source AI and how it’s messed up
Yes
With this much fauna i wonder if half-life was made by zoologist?
@Blackelite k
Well some of these designs seem to be inspired by the works of Wayne Douglas Barlowe, such as the Xen trees( which I still refer to as butcher trees because of how similar they are).
I like that babycrabs' gibs is bigger than themselves
Xen trees are simps for her
gonarch:WOOOOOW
him:t f?
gonarch: hits with big bootiful claws
This video is better if you read the text in the voice of a British nature documentary.
I love this series so much you're a blessing to this world Marphitimus
3:18 the xen trees are scared of her😂
1:44 i like how none of them are trying to dodge and respectfully accepted their death as if they angered the Gonarch.
Pobre gonarch, me siento mal por ella, solo defendía su casa y sus babys 😢
I actually feel bad for the 20 foot testicle crab
3:49 Gonarch its a unique alien with different gib model.
Gonarch: gives birth
Vortiguants: *finally some good fucking food*
This hl song sounds exactly like courage the cowardly dog music
I thought that too
I think you mean Courage the cowardly dog music sounds like Half life music. Half life came first.
I was wearing headphones and I thought that beginning sound was a plane flying only a short while away from me
0:19 "papa? :D"
... "The trees wont attack her" -> The trees attack her as she dies...
Who at valve was like: "testicle monster"
I never knew Half-Life would be this interesting as these features are only knew today!
FBI, open up!
why the FBI didn't have any thing to do expect destroying the doors
G-MAN Except
You’d think constantly creating new babies so often would make you desensitized to seeing them killed by some guy with a crowbar
Now I feel kinda bad, knowing we killed a mother in HL, even if it was for survival. Though this makes me question. We killed the Gonarch in HL1, right? So where do the headcrabs, fast headcrabs and poisonous headcrabs come from in HL2?
maybe there's more than one gonarch
Combine prob. Genetically engineered a gonarch
In the leak, there's a weird gonarch like sack that spawned headcrabs
someone said that they are mutatioms activated by certain stimuli om the enviromemt
like how foxes change their fur to a white color on winter
Combine intervention. They have cyborgs and teleporters so why not throw clones in there too
This actually makes me feel bad.
IF HER KIDS WERENT THE MOST ANNOYING ENEMY IN ALL GAMING HISTORY.
tfw no gonarch mommy gf
0:14 Return the slab or suffer my curse!
Half life is science nerd dream