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  • @dr.sigmundfreud3030
    @dr.sigmundfreud3030 4 роки тому +7257

    Still waiting for the “dinosaurs are cool, transphobia is not“ merch

    • @Jammidodger
      @Jammidodger  4 роки тому +947

      It will happen!!

    • @afabfelix
      @afabfelix 4 роки тому +108

      @@Jammidodger it better

    • @dr.sigmundfreud3030
      @dr.sigmundfreud3030 4 роки тому +90

      @@Jammidodger hopefully the shipping to Germany won't be to expensive 😊❤

    • @dr.sigmundfreud3030
      @dr.sigmundfreud3030 4 роки тому +24

      @Sam Du kommst aus Deutschland?
      Ich hatte vor drei Monaten meine Mastek und brauche meine Binder nicht mehr. (langer GC2B Größe XL; langer Underworks Größe L)
      Bei Interesse kannst du mir auf Wattpad eine Direktnachricht schreiben; Username ist Princeofpunk.

    • @thatsnailboi1598
      @thatsnailboi1598 4 роки тому +17

      @@Jammidodger can't wait, I hope the shipping to Canada isn't too much.

  • @fraedanmastrantonio3318
    @fraedanmastrantonio3318 4 роки тому +3247

    Non-binary here. At the airport my partner was asked "is the kid (they were talking about me) over 15?!". I am 27.

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD 4 роки тому +41

      What's the difference between gender non-conforming and non-binary? Hmm 🤔

    • @guy_onfire
      @guy_onfire 4 роки тому +39

      @@mikuenjoyerXD I think it's the same thing? Or at least around the same thing.

    • @castiel9601
      @castiel9601 4 роки тому +126

      @@itsMe_TheHerpes a fabulous unicorn why the fuck do you care.

    • @cloud2567
      @cloud2567 4 роки тому +194

      it'sMe TheHerpes hey weren’t you in the hate comments in the last video? Interesting that you still watch these videos just to comment on them when you seem to hate trans people so much-

    • @castiel9601
      @castiel9601 4 роки тому +136

      @@itsMe_TheHerpes then wow your life must be so miserable

  • @emilynidhuinn1614
    @emilynidhuinn1614 4 роки тому +2550

    Roly: How hard did you pull the leaver
    Jamie : dies

    • @carschmn
      @carschmn 4 роки тому +25

      Emily 38 if it falls on the floor, you’re doing it wrong. Lol!

    • @dragonetteamelia
      @dragonetteamelia 4 роки тому +4

      Lol imma do u a favor and leave it at 666

    • @emilynidhuinn1614
      @emilynidhuinn1614 4 роки тому +4

      Amelia G ayyy it’s at 669 now I missed the 666:(

    • @akira_ariga
      @akira_ariga 4 роки тому +3

      I loved that part too hahaha

    • @nicoking8436
      @nicoking8436 4 роки тому +4

      Omg I died 😂

  • @lucacommonjay7894
    @lucacommonjay7894 4 роки тому +3537

    In Dutch public transport they say "dear travelers" now instead of "ladies and gentlemen". Also, stations are now "peopled" instead of "manned".
    And they took the gender markers off of the travel cards.

    • @corperus
      @corperus 4 роки тому +28

      LM D when we’re liberal af

    • @TwoWholeWorms
      @TwoWholeWorms 4 роки тому +260

      Gender neutrality's a bloody nightmare to do in Spanish. >.< The closest you can get without literally rewriting the grammar of the language is phrases like "Esteemed clients" (Estimados clientes) and similar, but even that is technically gendered masculine.

    • @somebodycooliguess1597
      @somebodycooliguess1597 4 роки тому +108

      @@TwoWholeWorms and even "estimados" has a masculine ending!! I study Spanish and used to study French and always wondered how languages with gender built into the grammar would deal with gender neutrality. I was in Spain 3 months and it was never mentioned and I was too chicken to bring it up myself 😅

    • @buchelaruzit
      @buchelaruzit 4 роки тому +59

      Benjamin Nolan I know right? It’s the same in French and unironically a reason I want to move to an English speaking country, it’s so hard speaking French/Italian/Spanish etc. when you want to be general/neutral/inclusive

    • @journeytoyggdrasil9994
      @journeytoyggdrasil9994 4 роки тому +60

      Yay Dutch public transport! All places should be like that yanno? There are ways to be gender neutral in most situation

  • @Marqkus
    @Marqkus 4 роки тому +726

    Fun fact: My dad, a cishet FIFTY-ONE YEAR OLD MALE, is still mistaken for a teen boy. He's also 5' 2". So, it's not just for trans guys.

    • @emilian7052
      @emilian7052 4 роки тому +81

      Wow what is your dad taking to age like that lol

    • @regansikola5990
      @regansikola5990 4 роки тому +59

      What in the shit??? I- I need a moment. You have good genetics then

    • @SoulSlugArts
      @SoulSlugArts 4 роки тому +18

      Your dad is legend

    • @Marqkus
      @Marqkus 4 роки тому +43

      @@SoulSlugArts No he isn't his genetics are the only good thing about him

    • @emilian7052
      @emilian7052 4 роки тому +3

      @@Marqkus I bet he's handsome

  • @RolyWestYT
    @RolyWestYT 4 роки тому +5999

    Thank you for having me! This was such fun to make and watch back! Come back to mine soon for tattoo fails 😉😉😉

  • @hehehehe8341
    @hehehehe8341 4 роки тому +352

    “What’s a gender neutral term for sir or madam?”
    Captain. Just call everyone Captain.

    • @jaydencreates8272
      @jaydencreates8272 3 роки тому +38

      I would prefer lord of darkness, but whatever you like captain

    • @ariiiiiiiiiiiii7356
      @ariiiiiiiiiiiii7356 3 роки тому +14

      You know what, I think I’m calling everyone captain now

    • @eren5165
      @eren5165 3 роки тому +5

      Me who's watched AOT: CAPTAIN LEVI

    • @giordanodsouza9563
      @giordanodsouza9563 3 роки тому +11

      I get called captain at work now and can confirm I love it

    • @sweariefaerie9621
      @sweariefaerie9621 3 роки тому +1

      Oh captain, my captain!

  • @Eco_Hiko
    @Eco_Hiko 4 роки тому +1957

    My pork pie story got in! Omg made my day.

    • @MotoCat91
      @MotoCat91 4 роки тому +160

      You certainly had me in the beginning with that one..
      From the preamble and the way he was reading it I was so worried that things were about to turn violent and then suddenly onions, onions everywhere
      Truly an adorable outcome

    • @turtlepenguinXkizuna
      @turtlepenguinXkizuna 4 роки тому +91

      omg your story made me cry happy tears!!! I’m glad your dad wasn’t an asshole ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Eco_Hiko
      @Eco_Hiko 4 роки тому +24

      @@MotoCat91 thanks :)

    • @Eco_Hiko
      @Eco_Hiko 4 роки тому +21

      @@turtlepenguinXkizuna thank you :)

    • @siobhanforshaw5359
      @siobhanforshaw5359 4 роки тому +57

      I’m so, so happy that your dad was so accepting and you actually got a positive reaction, after your mum and sister. Here’s to your dad and his pork pie and candle. What an amazing dad you have there. X

  • @PaxPirate
    @PaxPirate 4 роки тому +354

    My favorite neutral alternative to sir or madam is "Mademonsieur". My friend found that somewhere on the internet and takes great pride in using that and thude as often as possible.

    • @1808cowboy
      @1808cowboy 4 роки тому +5

      ''Monsieur'' is french isn't it ?

    • @evaweiss1160
      @evaweiss1160 4 роки тому +21

      @@1808cowboy Seems like a combination of French Mademoiselle (Miss) and Monsieur (Mister).

    • @1808cowboy
      @1808cowboy 4 роки тому +2

      @@evaweiss1160 oh yes thanks

    • @PaxPirate
      @PaxPirate 4 роки тому +13

      @@1808cowboy Yes. In french it's Madam or Monsieur - so someone on the internet combined both of them to make a middleword. Mademonsieur.

    • @1808cowboy
      @1808cowboy 4 роки тому +3

      @@PaxPirate gonna use it for my invisibles nb friends ahah

  • @kclizard9241
    @kclizard9241 4 роки тому +486

    Roly about Roly: the epiphany of the word amazing
    Also roly about roly: yes hide the monstrosity that is my face

  • @elliotsucksatlife4773
    @elliotsucksatlife4773 4 роки тому +2623

    *covers entire life story with a baggy hoodie*
    -laughs in pre t-

    • @jtag7069
      @jtag7069 4 роки тому +13

      God Same lmao

    • @Jamie.1717
      @Jamie.1717 4 роки тому +17

      That profile pic 😍

    • @BVLLETHELL
      @BVLLETHELL 4 роки тому +3

      Me tbh

    • @em0t33th7
      @em0t33th7 4 роки тому +31

      lmao ftm life is loving MCR and wearing baggy black hoodies

    • @SwashBuckTief
      @SwashBuckTief 4 роки тому +18

      I FEEL THAT SO MUCH.
      I'm semi-post-t (as in, I go on and off) but like, I've been pre-t and I know the feel SO MUCH
      You are a brave cookie and DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE

  • @idkwhatthisisanymore7840
    @idkwhatthisisanymore7840 4 роки тому +896

    hey guys. i got my first binder today and i wanted to share it. i feel the best i ever had in 6+ years and i guess this is a message to say thank you to jamie, for playing a part in the discovery of who i am, and for showing me what i can achieve. and also a message for others to say that you have to keep going, you will one day be able to be almost entirely free from dysphoria, and every day its just about taking little steps. love you all

    • @stankatbarrell9878
      @stankatbarrell9878 4 роки тому +22

      Congratulations! I'm happy for you.

    • @idkwhatthisisanymore7840
      @idkwhatthisisanymore7840 4 роки тому +12

      Lindsey Cline thank you very much!

    • @lukassimontm3546
      @lukassimontm3546 4 роки тому +7

      Congrats, dude!

    • @sr3487
      @sr3487 4 роки тому +9

      Wait to go bud! I remember when I first got mine. Be careful and stay safe though!

    • @Jukeboxinc
      @Jukeboxinc 4 роки тому +10

      My parents found, and threw away my binder

  • @hidingfromsomeone
    @hidingfromsomeone 4 роки тому +491

    Had a few conversations about gender-neutral honourifics (instead of sir/madam) on Twitter recently, and the general consensus (we're so British, lol) is to fall back on politeness. Instead of saying "thank you, sir" just say "thank you". It's not any LESS polite to not use an honourific when talking to someone... I'm cis and I'm not offended if someone doesn't call me "ma'am" or "miss".

    • @pheebs8954
      @pheebs8954 4 роки тому +34

      hidingfromsomeone just say thank you comrade...... WHO DOESNT LIKE BEING CALLED COMRADE 😂😂

    • @julianthatklingonguy.2047
      @julianthatklingonguy.2047 4 роки тому +5

      Imma start doing that

    • @ambycat1105
      @ambycat1105 4 роки тому +26

      This would be so awesome. But where I live (Deep American south) it is SO ingrained in everybody's head that leaving the sir or madam off is super rude. I'm a substitute teacher, and idk if the kids mean it rude, or it slips, or if they get vibes from me, but sometimes I get called sir (afab and not currently actively trying to pass) and they're like "oh I'm so sorry" {the kind of polite ones, anyway, sometimes I can catch them before they say sorry} and I'll be like "Hey, don't worry about it. I'll answer to either one" bc it HAS to be said, otherwise other teachers/parents/et cetera will say "Yes what ?" And the kid will say "yes ma'am" of "yes sir"

    • @hidingfromsomeone
      @hidingfromsomeone 4 роки тому +15

      ​@@ambycat1105 I hadn't considered how different cultures have different expectations of honourifics.... I've got friends who live in Georgia who I've visited a few times so I probably should have thought about it more! You're right though, and sorry for not being more open-minded.

    • @blorp444
      @blorp444 4 роки тому +6

      yee yee damn I wanna be called comrade now

  • @ashyboi2483
    @ashyboi2483 4 роки тому +152

    the chaotic energy when these two get together has me dying XD we need more roly and jamie content XD

  • @renskedunnewold1995
    @renskedunnewold1995 4 роки тому +105

    Gender-neutral "Have a nice day Sir/Madam":
    "Have a nice day"
    There is no need to involve gender in that sentence!

    • @eurasiatheiv8955
      @eurasiatheiv8955 4 роки тому +10

      Hey just wondering if it would be okay to say "fellow human" or "terrestrial"

    • @MidnightEkaki
      @MidnightEkaki 3 роки тому +4

      I hate it when people misgender me by adding those unnecessary gendered words

    • @OldTeaTime
      @OldTeaTime 3 роки тому

      Not inclusive to non-binary umbrella folks (including but not limited to non-binary, genderqueer, genderfluid) who go by Mx or They. Btw 'Mx' could be one 🤔 ✌🏻😁

    • @riom.6091
      @riom.6091 3 роки тому +1

      @@MidnightEkaki I understand that it’s bothersome and annoying but I don’t think it’s okay for you to be angry for people just trying to polite.

  • @fartoomanybees7346
    @fartoomanybees7346 4 роки тому +1174

    Went to an IHOP with my grandparents and as we were being led to our table, the waitress looked at me and asked "Kids menu?" I laughed and said no. Then she says "Ah, you look right on the edge (of 12)" I looked at her and said "That's weird since I'm 19." She made someone else take our table, she was so beet red with embarrassment.

    • @julianthatklingonguy.2047
      @julianthatklingonguy.2047 4 роки тому +130

      Waitress: you’re so tall. How old are you?
      Me: fourteen
      Waitress: ...

    • @kickme5592
      @kickme5592 4 роки тому +67

      Logan LaBelle I would have played along so I could get the kids menu lmao

    • @fartoomanybees7346
      @fartoomanybees7346 4 роки тому +69

      @@kickme5592 how do you think I get the discounts at Golden Corral

    • @Ryanrobida7469
      @Ryanrobida7469 4 роки тому +66

      Last summer went to a mini golf place with my family, including my younger brother. At this place kids could play for free. The woman made direct eye contact with me and said “are you under 12?” I’m 21. She didn’t ask my younger brother, just me. She tried to defend herself when I told her my age. It was really awkward.

    • @beesquestionmark
      @beesquestionmark 4 роки тому +54

      One time I was with my mom at an open house and the realtor asked what grade I was in and I was like “I’m in college” and he was like “you look like you’re 12, bless you”

  • @TicTocRobotSnot
    @TicTocRobotSnot 4 роки тому +237

    Let me tell you how my partner found out about her latex allergy. She had a severe reaction at the dentists so the dentist changed everything they used (gloves, pastes, etc) just in case. That didn’t tell her exactly what she was allergic to but she never had another reaction at dentist. Following this, her next reaction was at a doctors. Unfortunately for her it was the Gynecologist. The reaction was severe and localized if you get my drift. She reported back to the dentist that it was definitely the latex gloves and had the allergy entered into her medical charts immediately. A few years later she had her hair done and hadn’t even considered the gloves worn by the colorist would be latex. Welp, a few hours later she had a beautiful head of hair and fish lips.

    • @emrys4386
      @emrys4386 4 роки тому +16

      I found out I have fake-Latex sensitivity (which isn’t quite as weird as it sounds and it isn’t really a common material because this is a common issue from what I’ve heard) when I was in middle school and my Orthodontist had swapped over to the fake-Latex gloves and I basically broke out in hives on the inside of my mouth, but with braces they were scratched open all day and by the time I got home (since my appt was during lunch) I was bleeding from my mouth.
      Dad worries, but realizes what is causing the blood and gives me a Zyrtec and then calls my Ortho and just rails into the guy. Now I have to know which brands of “Not Latex” gloves can and can’t be used with me. I don’t see them very often- bc apparently this was kinda common- but they do show up every once and awhile.

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 4 роки тому +3

      Oof, I'm lucky in that I only get like irritated skin/itchy with no like bumps, and general discomfort. (I have a few mild skin allergies though tbf. Nickel earrings make my ears swell (common) and my skin green if via rings, and suuper itchy, and I can't put like face paints on unless they're specifically hypoallergenic. Not to mention those annoying bandaid shapes. Bandaids are so itchy, after like a good few minutes istg, I'm pretty sure that's not an allergy, but just grr. My cuticles basically peel and stuff all the time, and I'm generally prone to hand wounds (light ones, but worthy of bandaids.) along with acne issues. So I have to have bandaids almost constantly on hand just in case or I have a chance of bleeding everywhere lol. (More so from the acne, it bleeds heavier than I'd wish but for a short time, while other wounds usually just make it impossible to do anything without being in pain as I use my hands a lot, instruments, painting, drawing, etc.) Aka, my skin is picky and bratty. (Seriously though, I have dry skin issues where, when I was my hands, if I touch anything dry, it'll make me want to cry. I can't fold dry laundry, even if I haven't washed my hands or anything, without actually crying, because it hurts. It's not like sharp pain, it's almost like a mix of tickling soft discomfort or the sensation when you tense up your muscles and they tremble? It's achy soft sandpapery pain and I can't even touch myself or my clothes or anything at all, even lotion upon contact, without having that sensation. Lotion helps, but I have sensory issues and it's slimy and gross. Only few have been tolerable.)
      Also, bananas contain the same allergens as latex, from what I read, so that's why it's more likely that you'll be allergic to the other if you are allergic to one. Same with (using list I'm reading from) kiwi, avocado, chestnut, and passion fruit. (Not that you'll HAVE to have them, but you're at a higher risk of it.)

  • @thequeerrunner5745
    @thequeerrunner5745 4 роки тому +663

    Just don’t say anything like ‘sir or madam’. Simply say ‘have a nice day now’. Any time I get folx stumbling over that with me, I tell them to cut it out of their vernacular. It’s easier for everyone. My friend now says ‘good evening. Please take your seats as tonight’s performance will commence’ at the theatre she works in after asking my advice.

    • @thequeerrunner5745
      @thequeerrunner5745 4 роки тому +20

      The naming day bit did not bring tears to my eyes. Shut up.

    • @human78631
      @human78631 4 роки тому +40

      This. I live in a country where we hardly ever use honorifics or anything like that (hell, we don't even have gendered pronouns) and I always wonder whether I come across as rude to foreigners when I just address everyone like "yo, wassup" even if they were the damn President. But I don't care because honestly the world would be better if everyone did that everywhere.

    • @valfaelor5292
      @valfaelor5292 4 роки тому +7

      @@human78631 what language is that? Just asking so I can learn it and move there asap

    • @-_e_-
      @-_e_- 4 роки тому +1

      The Queer Runner im sorry, i don’t see anyone in this thread saying anything n about it. who were you talking to when you said shut up? and why?

    • @valfaelor5292
      @valfaelor5292 4 роки тому +10

      @@-_e_- I think it's a 'I'm not crying, you're crying' while full on sobbing bit :)
      Might be wrong, but that's how I wanna read it haha

  • @danieln.schabauer1963
    @danieln.schabauer1963 4 роки тому +366

    "Your majesty!"
    The only way I will allow common binaries to address me.
    *honestly I wish there were a way to adress me formally (in german there isnt)

    • @lukassimontm3546
      @lukassimontm3546 4 роки тому +20

      Aber sicher besteht die Möglichkeit, Eure Hoheit! 😉

    • @danieln.schabauer1963
      @danieln.schabauer1963 4 роки тому +10

      ​@@lukassimontm3546

    • @crssnvrs
      @crssnvrs 4 роки тому +8

      ich glaube man könnte "sier" als genderneutrales pronomen benutzen, aber idk, nurn bruchteil der bevölkerung kennt das wort und idk wie man "seine/ihre" mit sier benutzen würde :/

    • @danieln.schabauer1963
      @danieln.schabauer1963 4 роки тому +8

      @@crssnvrs Genau das is das ding. xier war ja auch so schwer mit der grammatik. Ich selber will mir die neuen pronomen so ungern anlernen auch wenns eigentlich gut wär für mich und wenn ich schon zu faul bin dafür will ich das echt nicht von anderen verlangen XD.
      Ich find das voll cool , dass ich unter einem von jamies videos mit leuten auf deutsch schreib. Das gibt mir voll das gefühl, dass wir mehr sind als erwartet - weil ichs nicht erwartet hab :>

    • @crssnvrs
      @crssnvrs 4 роки тому +4

      @@danieln.schabauer1963 ich habs auch nicht erwartet lmao, aber ich finds cool! keinen plan welche pronomen man sonst benutzen könnte, ich hab nen genderfluid kumpel und er benutzt einfach männliche pronomen (is weiblich geboren, fühlt sich meines wissens etwas öfter weiblich als männlich), idk ob du dich mit sowas wohl fühlen würdest :/

  • @barfy8357
    @barfy8357 4 роки тому +792

    Gender neutral pronoun for madam and sir,
    *comrade*

    • @hannanichols8093
      @hannanichols8093 4 роки тому +23

      Or egleant person

    • @hannanichols8093
      @hannanichols8093 4 роки тому +5

      @Milena Shvedova y e s

    • @AnaOhKay
      @AnaOhKay 4 роки тому +30

      I'll add that to my list
      "Hey bitches."
      "Wassup, dumb fucks."
      "How are ya'll, cowards."
      "Watcha doing, comrade."

    • @LuckyLittleLoki
      @LuckyLittleLoki 4 роки тому +13

      "Mixs" or Mx. Or smth is the enby version of mrs/ms and mr.

    • @pizzafrog.2468
      @pizzafrog.2468 3 роки тому +12

      Pathetic mortal?

  • @jakescar2404
    @jakescar2404 4 роки тому +2367

    Lets see gender neutral words
    Comrade
    Cowboy voice: partner
    mate
    Pal
    Buddy
    Captain
    .
    .
    Keep it going in the comments

  • @uncatchableshadows
    @uncatchableshadows 4 роки тому +1209

    Yzma: "pull the lever, Kronk"
    Kronk: *pulls the lever straight off*
    Yzma: 4:10
    I didn't expect this to get so many likes wow- ty fellow memers lol

    • @michinu1012
      @michinu1012 4 роки тому +48

      i hate myself for understanding the joke.

    • @trashboiparker
      @trashboiparker 4 роки тому +16

      Pfft lmao

    • @toshpo1937
      @toshpo1937 4 роки тому +19

      lmfao thank you for doing this

    • @finnshepherd9010
      @finnshepherd9010 4 роки тому +11

      Thank you, for this

    • @foxburton1667
      @foxburton1667 4 роки тому +12

      Omg thank u so much. im crying. and i laughed so hard i nearly threw up

  • @woundedwolf7702
    @woundedwolf7702 4 роки тому +164

    My trans fail is miss gendering myself after 5 years of be out and on testosterone for about 9 months

    • @officert5147
      @officert5147 4 роки тому +9

      Ha, "miss" gendering
      Same tho

    • @raynethescribe2772
      @raynethescribe2772 3 роки тому +3

      Okay but I've been going by Rayne for like 5-6 years now and I still deadname myseld
      It doesn't help that... I'm not out or asked my family to call me that instead but still, you'd think my internal monologue can get my name right but fjsjf

    • @hunibun2909
      @hunibun2909 3 роки тому +1

      Dude, same lol

    • @palesa8777
      @palesa8777 3 роки тому +1

      I'm a cis women and I did that as a kid 👁👄👁I knew the different but I forgot which gender I am

    • @giordanodsouza9563
      @giordanodsouza9563 3 роки тому +1

      I feel that! I dead name myself like when I answer the phone and such I've been in the closet for so long I forget other people know now and I can just use my new name instead

  • @somehowstillexisting
    @somehowstillexisting 4 роки тому +51

    When I came out as NB to my parents, they told me "The only thing that matters to us is that you are safe, happy, and healthy." I kind of should have expected that cuz they would take me and my sisters to pride when we were little. It did take them a little bit hard for them to remember to use my new name and pronouns but they really did try.

    • @oddbaii6322
      @oddbaii6322 3 роки тому +2

      This was the same for me. I’m gender-fluid so I guess kind of a different situation, but using they is the easiest since we don’t know what gender I’ll be at certain points and it’s difficult to just switch. So they use they, and my name was changed too so that took some getting used to, but it’s pretty solid now!

  • @_riippuu
    @_riippuu 4 роки тому +82

    Honestly, Roly has the most gorgeous facial features.

  • @steveart2394
    @steveart2394 4 роки тому +134

    Please do more videos with Roly!!! You two bounce off each other so well and I absolutely love you both ❤️🏳️‍🌈✌️🇬🇧

  • @Ghost-qt7st
    @Ghost-qt7st 4 роки тому +214

    I got one 😂
    My grandma and grandpa and I went to I hop at like 9 pm for dinner. I had to pee and I was wearing a button up shirt and bow tie (I’m ftm) there was nobody in the restaurant at the time so I went into the men’s (first time doing that). My grandma followed me in there and I had to tell her to get out. That’s nit even the worse part. Like 2 minutes after I came out and sat back down, an entire basketball team came into the restaurant (like 20 guys) and almost all of them went into the bathroom RIGHT after I left 😂
    Edit: that same night the waitress called me sir and I smiled cause she called me sir and she “corrected” herself cause I smile/laughed 😂 but my grandpa jumped in a said no you were right the first time.

  • @lokileolena9785
    @lokileolena9785 4 роки тому +689

    Aren’t you guys just reacting to me in high school

  • @ALiteralCrow_
    @ALiteralCrow_ 4 роки тому +34

    I work in a bookshop and I always use “gentlefriend” instead of sir or madam.

  • @alexmaken1154
    @alexmaken1154 4 роки тому +362

    Nobody:
    Roly: I'm back girls
    lol love you rolly

  • @caoimhedoesstuff9293
    @caoimhedoesstuff9293 4 роки тому +117

    I was drinking when Roly started yelling about the urinal flushing and I almost died choking/laughing. 10/10 would die again.

  • @danielross6611
    @danielross6611 4 роки тому +61

    I'm also allergic to latex and I found out from stickers and Band-Aids. Most adhesive is latex based. It's not only gloves and condoms that are made with latex XD

  • @its.a.nobody_3819
    @its.a.nobody_3819 4 роки тому +489

    I am a trans fail. 🤣🤣 Like I can't do anything right to pass.

  • @ChloeEllaphants
    @ChloeEllaphants 4 роки тому +68

    My friend’s allergic to latex and he found out the HARD way

    • @lilyflavin5108
      @lilyflavin5108 4 роки тому +4

      imchloegoodwin pun not intended 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry about your friend though lol

    • @ChloeEllaphants
      @ChloeEllaphants 4 роки тому +5

      Lily Flavin it’s all good you can get latex free condoms hahah

  • @GLAASJEMELC
    @GLAASJEMELC 4 роки тому +91

    Roly: PUNCH ME IN THE FACE DADDY
    Jamie has his fist ready
    Roly: 0_0

  • @kimwm9938
    @kimwm9938 4 роки тому +125

    “Hey man, did u leave ur boiled balls on the floor?”

    • @_jaxson_3387
      @_jaxson_3387 4 роки тому

      Lmao I think the best part is I’m the 69th like

  • @NickUncommon
    @NickUncommon 4 роки тому +92

    I was 23 when the cashier thought I was not even 15. It happens to people on the Autism spectrum, too.

    • @BVenge-pe4wi
      @BVenge-pe4wi 4 роки тому +16

      When I was 22 in college a teacher chased me down and accused me of trespassing, saying I was too young to be in college. Im autistic and nb 🤣.

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket 4 роки тому +20

      In case anyone's wondering why autistic people look younger, it's likely because we have weird collagen. There's an incredibly high prevalence of Ehlers-Danlos (a connective tissue disorder) and milder connective tissue abnormalities in autism.

    • @officert5147
      @officert5147 4 роки тому +1

      @@SpecialBlanket I didn't know that about E.D. huh. Would hypermobility fall under the weird collagen thing do you think? (I'll do my own research ofc but it seems like you know a bit about it is all :)

    • @kaworunagisa4009
      @kaworunagisa4009 4 роки тому +6

      Can confirm. People stopped asking for my ID when buying cigs when I was over 30. Also autistic and nb :)

  • @Tara-xd8kq
    @Tara-xd8kq 4 роки тому +80

    I always feel a bit weird being such a fan because I’m a straight cis female and your fan base seems to be mostly LGBTQ+ but I legit just love your personality and content and I’ve learned a lot from watching you💕

    • @andrewhaywood3853
      @andrewhaywood3853 4 роки тому +21

      Tara Powers it’s an inclusive world. We need as many allies as we can get, so it’s nice that you’re here ❤️

    • @ellelard3992
      @ellelard3992 4 роки тому +17

      Yo nobody’s gonna gatekeep here. Everyone can be spuds❤️

    • @That-One-Auden
      @That-One-Auden 3 роки тому +10

      We don’t judge. Allies welcome!

    • @jaydencreates8272
      @jaydencreates8272 3 роки тому +6

      The only thing that we do not accept is maps, transphobia, homophobia and spiders

    • @palesa8777
      @palesa8777 3 роки тому +3

      @@jaydencreates8272 what are spiders and maps

  • @magshank9665
    @magshank9665 4 роки тому +22

    I need Roly saying "punch me in the face daddy" as my next text alert.

  • @Xombic0780
    @Xombic0780 4 роки тому +27

    Roly just out of nowhere: "Do you like my socks??" xD

  • @Iamjustabug
    @Iamjustabug 4 роки тому +56

    Hard or soft boiled eggs! Roly asked the most important question

  • @99mysmile99
    @99mysmile99 4 роки тому +87

    I haven't even started watching this and I already love this collaboration.

  • @zraashaq
    @zraashaq 4 роки тому +18

    I lost it at the "shit in the urinal" comments because I actually did that my first time in a boy's bathroom at...uh...seven or eight cause I had NO idea.
    I didn't tell ANYONE and was always afraid to go back in one (even while questioning my gender identity) once I realized you weren't supposed to do that, hence part of why I didn't come out as trans til I was 18. I was mortified when I found out what I'd done wasn't the right way to go about it. I found out cause one of the teachers came into our classroom and asked "who took a poo in the urinal?" It was attached to our classroom and one other.
    No one spoke up, obviously. I'm just so glad I wasn't seen doing it! D:

  • @askabluejay4932
    @askabluejay4932 4 роки тому +45

    9:31 Yes Jamie everyone knows that women don't have faces.

  • @eliotrix2955
    @eliotrix2955 2 роки тому +1

    I work as a tour guide and I address people as "dear guest" a lot. I'm fancy and British so people sort of love it! It really works - typical situation would be "This guest is expecting two other people who haven't arrived yet" to my assistant.

    • @eliotrix8190
      @eliotrix8190 6 місяців тому

      Same! I'm also a tour guide and I use guest to refer to people on the tour. Sometimes visitor but I like guest better, feels friendlier

  • @rovy225
    @rovy225 4 роки тому +72

    I'm to teach my friends to say "thank you, Soldier.' or 'Have a nice day, Traveller'
    I'm dutch so we don't really use pronouns after a greeting or something, but instead of ladies and gentlemen, madam, sir, I think using gender-neutral titles are mysterious and cool to use. Especially if they are visibly not carrying that title.

    • @namelesswolf2625
      @namelesswolf2625 4 роки тому +8

      Oooh traveller would be so good for airports and parking garages to use. That would make me so happy to hear

    • @rovy225
      @rovy225 4 роки тому +6

      @@namelesswolf2625 I use it for literally all situations, makes me sound like I know something they don't.
      For added mystery, use 'wanderer' or 'comrad' or 'my lord' or some other weird career position. XP

    • @somebodycooliguess1597
      @somebodycooliguess1597 4 роки тому +1

      In English there aren't really any that can be used in a non-ironic formal context, apart from professions like doctor, reverend, professor etc

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 4 роки тому

      @@rovy225 why only "comrade",tovarishch/tovarășe?

    • @rovy225
      @rovy225 4 роки тому

      @@alexandrub8786 what do you mean?

  • @121097kierstenmoore
    @121097kierstenmoore 4 роки тому +26

    I love when Roly collabs so I get to see him more. ❤

  • @riverevans726
    @riverevans726 4 роки тому +101

    End of the video:
    Jamie: ugh my butt's really sweaty
    😂😂

  • @ambycat1105
    @ambycat1105 4 роки тому +3

    Y'all are so precious, your friendship is something I admire

  • @AwesomeSeal
    @AwesomeSeal 2 роки тому +1

    Your both so iconic 💅✨ the pork pie story was really wholesome OMG

  • @DaijaWatson
    @DaijaWatson 4 роки тому +13

    This was the collab I never thought I needed. But I'm glad it happened.

  • @wynter2644
    @wynter2644 4 роки тому +134

    Who else loves Jamie? 😅✋

  • @jsk-art
    @jsk-art 4 роки тому +7

    Jamie, you have been a major role model for me throughout the last couple years as I discovered myself, and now I've been fully out as trans since October of 2018, and I'm starting on testosterone on Friday! Thank you for helping me find the confidence to be myself!

  • @kiralonely
    @kiralonely 4 роки тому +1

    I love Roly's laughs, they're contagious and send me from stifled (sometimes teary eyed) giggling to holding back legit laughter-

  • @kittenbraden9800
    @kittenbraden9800 4 роки тому

    I needed this light-hearted video. 💕 Since this is UA-cam, based on the title I expected it to be gatekeeping a la Blaire White. Like deciding person xyz isn't trans cause they don't pass as well as you. I was pleasantly surprised and so relieved by the actual content. You two are gorgeous and very funny. Thank you!

  • @charlie1111
    @charlie1111 4 роки тому +28

    So many comments about the sweaty butt, meanwhile I'm dying at "punch me in the face, daddy " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wolfsbane3598
    @wolfsbane3598 4 роки тому +18

    I want to watch the chaos which would be a video with Jamie, Roly and Noah 🤣🤣💕

  • @Samuel-rv5hw
    @Samuel-rv5hw 4 роки тому +24

    Jamieeeeeeee please make a video with stories where trans people were seen as their own sibling. a lot of people I knew when I lived as a girl ask me if she (me) is my sister now.

  • @montieez
    @montieez 4 роки тому +19

    Roly: I WANT TEARS
    (Seconds later I'm crying at the pork pie story)

  • @reed2569
    @reed2569 4 роки тому

    Ok I have been watching your videos for so long and you helped inspire me to come out as FTM, I’ve been on T for about 7 months now and just got top surgery 2 days ago. Now I’m the happiest I’ve been my entire life. I just wanna say to you and all the other trans youtubers that you’ve been so helpful in my journey, thank you.

    • @catebrooks6779
      @catebrooks6779 Рік тому

      I hope it's all working out really well for you!

  • @13gudadod
    @13gudadod 4 роки тому +36

    I am under a spell under roly spell I mean just look at him his face is so aesthetically pleasing

    • @human78631
      @human78631 4 роки тому +1

      He is very pretty 👌

  • @Sarahizahhsum
    @Sarahizahhsum 4 роки тому +48

    My eyes like how roly looks. I think it's the fact that his eyes are my favorite color and it's not every day I see that on a human. Just stunning! Love it.

    • @typicalcookies8123
      @typicalcookies8123 4 роки тому +9

      He wears contacts a lot so they might be contacts but yeah I agree they are nice

    • @typicalcookies8123
      @typicalcookies8123 4 роки тому +1

      @Sam same I'm subscribed to his channel

    • @Sarahizahhsum
      @Sarahizahhsum 4 роки тому +13

      They're definitely contacts, so I'm praising his style choice, not his uncontrollable appearance. :)
      I really enjoyed his personality as well. Gotta go sub to his channel now.

  • @human78631
    @human78631 4 роки тому +12

    You two are so fun together! :) And yeah, being in my 30s and sounding like an adult but not knowing how old I look and whether I pass or not... It's certainly interesting. Always looked way younger than I am and never liked it. I was always condescendingly told "one day you'll learn to appreciate it lol". Just as I was starting to look my age... I started my FTM transition x'D

  • @journeytoyggdrasil9994
    @journeytoyggdrasil9994 4 роки тому +2

    @10:45 I've worked retail most of my life and I usually say "have a good day, friend". Makes people smile

  • @ethantucker92838
    @ethantucker92838 4 роки тому +8

    Roly's eyes are terrifying and beautiful at the same time

    • @calamityjean1525
      @calamityjean1525 3 роки тому

      I kinda like the pale green color. I'd like to know if that green is his natural color eyes or contact lenses. He's got a pair of red contact lenses. Now THAT is terrifying.

  • @turtlepenguinXkizuna
    @turtlepenguinXkizuna 4 роки тому +7

    That “punch me in the face, daddy” and Jamie’s reaction combined made me scream laughing and drop my phone omg

  • @bananacat4339
    @bananacat4339 4 роки тому +5

    I’ve got a couple that happened in the same week.
    For reference, I’m a really short AFAB and even when I’m assumed female I look younger than I am.
    I was buying milk at a gas station and the person working at the counter asked me how old I was and sounded really concerned, even though I was literally just buying milk. So you could say I got carded while buying milk.
    Three days later, I again get asked how old I am at a movie theatre because kids tickets. Kids tickets are 12 and under. I’m 17.
    Apparently I just looked particularly young that week.

  • @geekscene7187
    @geekscene7187 4 роки тому +5

    I laughed so hard at these stories; the pork-pie-naming-day story made me so happy

  • @pillsburydoughh7491
    @pillsburydoughh7491 4 роки тому +2

    Oh my God this is so wholesome i needed this our two uncles coming together yet again
    Literally the best duo ever

  • @apithonor
    @apithonor 4 роки тому

    The energy between you two is amazing. Love it!

  • @ApollosDagger
    @ApollosDagger 4 роки тому +6

    Oh gosh, I love these stories, it’s good to know almost everyone else is also as awkward as you sometimes lol
    The name-birthday pork thing was so wholesome thooo

  • @samik12321.
    @samik12321. 4 роки тому +6

    Omg first (I waited really long for that) btw I love when you and Roly do videos together 😂💖

  • @pritikapoor1030
    @pritikapoor1030 4 роки тому +3

    These two together are comedy gold

  • @stephw6046
    @stephw6046 4 роки тому

    I love the contrast in personalities! This was a much-needed hilarious video. 😆

  • @Richard-Bullock
    @Richard-Bullock 4 роки тому

    This is my first time seeing Roly. I absolutely love him! His upbeat demeanour is so infectious.

  • @harrisonh9092
    @harrisonh9092 4 роки тому +6

    I love videos with roly and Jamie. The good kush contrast of reactions.

  • @sebbastionharrison3299
    @sebbastionharrison3299 4 роки тому +13

    Roly: I’m not an arse hole I don’t really won’t tears.
    Jame: (eye twitche).
    Hahaha lol

  • @zweij
    @zweij 4 роки тому +25

    Your eyes match Jamie's outfit!

    • @leeyam2520
      @leeyam2520 4 роки тому +8

      I might be colourblind if I get these wrong, but Jamie’s outfit is yellow and Roly’s eyes are green

    • @claire98
      @claire98 4 роки тому +1

      They're awesome and gorgeous but they really don't match Jamie's outfit lol

  • @ProfessorMonstru
    @ProfessorMonstru 3 роки тому

    The story about the pork pie made me tear up; it was just so sweet. I love both of your channels, and the crossover videos are such a joy, as are Roly's happy socks. 💕🌈💕

  • @dorothypage77
    @dorothypage77 4 роки тому

    As a GenXer who has limited interactions with the LGBTQ community (not many where I live that I know of) I fully support anyone wanting to feel more comfortable in their skin. I love watching Jammi & Roly videos, love you guys! With that in mind... what is AFAB & AMAD? Us 'older folks' aren't up to date with terms used today. Sadly, I don't even know what terms are and aren't acceptable... things keep changing so fast. I am so proud of your generation having the courage to be your true selves. Your generation is going to make the world a better place where people are more understanding and care about each other. Don't let the haters pull you down!

    • @missycat7598
      @missycat7598 4 роки тому

      I do believe that AFAB and AMAB stand for Assigned Female At Birth And Assigned Male At Birth

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 4 роки тому +5

    Y’all’s personalities are so different but it made for great content.

  • @caboose1grif
    @caboose1grif 4 роки тому +14

    My favorite moment I get is when they look at me, see me as male then I open my mouth and they have the look of horror on their face

  • @l_mt0356
    @l_mt0356 4 роки тому +3

    This video made me laugh so hard!!!
    Ok this is just for fun but just this year I tried coming out to a friend who was a year younger than me. We were both in our high school gym watching a game and it was really loud in there. A formal dance was coming up and I told her I didn't want to go, my lame excuse was that the music wasn't gonna be good. She kept on insisting that I should go and I finally told her the reason why because I didn't want to wear a dress. My parents wouldn't let me go unless I was wearing one so I decided not to go. She still kept on persisting on me going so I turned to her and said I was trans. She paused and asked if I had said crayons... It was so loud in the gym she couldn't hear me. I gave up and just sat in silence.
    That reply gets me laughing so dam hard...
    CRAYONS!?

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 4 роки тому +1

      Omg, that's awesome. You should try telling her again if you haven't already. Crayons... trans... trayons... crans...

  • @AquaLydon
    @AquaLydon 4 роки тому +1

    Lol my friend sent over my story. Made me laugh and I loved your reaction. Mine was the first story, which is when the packer fell out into the ocean and the dog bit it. Still laughing on about it. Hillarious.

  • @Chuckiele
    @Chuckiele 4 роки тому +1

    This age thing is something really important though. I see so many trans people on the internet that feel hopeless because they think with 30 or 40 years they are too old and would never pass, when actually chances are you might look significantly younger for a long time and people will be shocked when they find out your age. When youre talking about "second puberty" you can take that quite literal and that applies for transitioning in both directions.

  • @annieyu72
    @annieyu72 3 роки тому +3

    At 14:30, Jamie should have had a packer fall out as he was standing up as an homage to the earlier trans confessions lolol.

  • @lanelowe1936
    @lanelowe1936 4 роки тому +14

    neutral term for sir or ma’am: friend :)

  • @dima.86
    @dima.86 4 роки тому +9

    I love how Roly just casually said right at the end "Oh my butt's really sweaty"

    • @Jammidodger
      @Jammidodger  4 роки тому +11

      Hahaha that was me

    • @dima.86
      @dima.86 4 роки тому +2

      @@Jammidodger That was you? I was sure it was Roly's voice
      Lol

  • @graciep.6984
    @graciep.6984 4 роки тому

    I never thought a pork pie would make me tear up. That story's ending is just beautiful.
    Hopefully the dad can help the rest of the family to come around. His reaction was so perfect, I really want to believe that between them they managed to get through to the rest of the family. There needs to be a wholesome, happy resolution for all of them, dammit! ❤

  • @SirRebrl
    @SirRebrl 4 роки тому

    You two are super fun together. I was planning to move over to Netflix before I started the last collab video UA-cam recommended, then at the end I saw there was another and there really was no choice, I had to put it on.

  • @trppc3795
    @trppc3795 4 роки тому +10

    OMG I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EARLY!I LOVE YOU BOTH, BEST TRANS BEANS TO EVER COLLAB💓💓💓

    • @vitoisadoll
      @vitoisadoll 4 роки тому

      is roly trans? i thought he was non-binary but i went through his channel and now i think he's cis and gay lmao

    • @trppc3795
      @trppc3795 4 роки тому +1

      @@vitoisadoll he is non-binary but nb also falls under the trans spectrum, so they're both trans

    • @vitoisadoll
      @vitoisadoll 4 роки тому

      @@trppc3795 oooh thank you!

  • @myrkflinn4331
    @myrkflinn4331 4 роки тому +34

    towards the very end
    "My butt is very sweaty"

  • @1808cowboy
    @1808cowboy 4 роки тому +20

    Should teach my friends to say ''Hi komrade'' instead of gendered greetings.
    Definitely gonna do it.

    • @andrewhaywood3853
      @andrewhaywood3853 4 роки тому +2

      The far right will go up the roof if people start using comrade 😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewhaywood3853
      @andrewhaywood3853 4 роки тому

      RandomArt Lizard you know that when you say “I hate something, but...” that you’re lying to yourself? You obviously do like correcting people, it gives you some kind of a buzz. This is a global network, and a lot of people are commenting who have English as a second language. In Germanic and Scandinavian countries a K is always used, they don’t have a hard C. It really doesn’t matter to understanding them at all. I’m a counsellor, and I enjoy correcting people who are not emotionally intelligent, and who don’t understand themselves or realise that their fake motives are clear as glass! Spreading better emotional intelligence and compassion for differences is what I do in life. Why do you think that spreading correct spellings is so important? I don’t see the value myself, but you might have been brought up to see it as a worthwhile judgement.

  • @chelled.4622
    @chelled.4622 4 роки тому

    I love seeing Jaimie laugh - Anytime someone is genuine it makes me so happy. Great collab, I love both channels.

  • @manuel-dp5qs
    @manuel-dp5qs 4 роки тому +1

    i just really love those 2 together.. like its just wholesome

  • @nash1806
    @nash1806 4 роки тому +98

    Legend says that Jamie will like this comment....

    • @darziy
      @darziy 4 роки тому +15

      I guess the legend was true

    • @caitlin3107
      @caitlin3107 4 роки тому +1

      i love your username XD

  • @Greenfairy65
    @Greenfairy65 4 роки тому +3

    I am not Trans, however at 18 I was really questioning. I went to The Clark Institute in Toronto and talked to someone and then was offered to start their reassignment supports in the Fall. That was what, for me, I needed to Not make the change. So.... the last time I got carded and refused entry to a bar I was 38! I was absolutely thrilled and passed off at the same time. I told the huge brute of a bouncer that I had a couple pairs of underwear older than him!!

  • @toericabaker
    @toericabaker 4 роки тому +7

    can i please have 2% of Roly's energy please

  • @Syph
    @Syph 4 роки тому +1

    You guys are just the perfect balance and are hilarious together 😂

  • @frogwiththeperson
    @frogwiththeperson 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂 The urinal one reminded me of a series of whole school assemblies we had in primary school because some child (presumably not the squeamish type) kept doing things like crapping in the urinals in the boy's toilets, standing on the toilet seat to then pee onto the shelf above the the toilet and smearing their own feacese across the walls of the toilet stalls. They were never found.