Theory's IMMEDIATE Reaction to the Acolyte Episode 7...

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  • @josephpasquarella2123
    @josephpasquarella2123 16 днів тому +2094

    Say it with me: money laundering

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 15 днів тому +101

      yeah considering they used most stock footage from episode 3, what the actual eff.

    • @alexneff
      @alexneff 15 днів тому +71

      @@josephpasquarella2123 the power of money

    • @BoxOfficeBrawler
      @BoxOfficeBrawler 15 днів тому +46

      Money laundering

    • @UnorthodoxJedi
      @UnorthodoxJedi 15 днів тому +49

      More like 🍕 trafficking.

    • @jasonvoorhees310
      @jasonvoorhees310 15 днів тому +11

      Probably

  • @leagreenall5972
    @leagreenall5972 15 днів тому +1929

    Revenge of the Sith = 114million
    Acolyte = 180million
    Difference? Order 66million!

    • @ddavidjeremy
      @ddavidjeremy 15 днів тому +96

      @leagreenall5972 I mean, with inflation and wage increases, probably about the same. But the question still remains...what did they do with the other 179 million?

    • @dqreps
      @dqreps 15 днів тому +30

      ​@@ddavidjeremynothing. Absolutely nothing.

    • @skunkybudtoker9092
      @skunkybudtoker9092 15 днів тому +18

      Leslie Headland Blackmailing Bob Iger?

    • @DoctorEricShull
      @DoctorEricShull 15 днів тому +18

      Would have liked this comment, but it has 66 likes

    • @AXSofHFDS
      @AXSofHFDS 15 днів тому +8

      wont the acolyte be like 8 plus hours vs only 2 hours.

  • @brandenbilodeau193
    @brandenbilodeau193 15 днів тому +110

    "I feel a strong attachment to a child I followed in the woods" - Sol, literally.

    • @testtalon
      @testtalon 15 днів тому +4

      @@brandenbilodeau193 Sir, please take a seat.

    • @robertwicker4485
      @robertwicker4485 15 днів тому +7

      Creepy attachment for no reason

    • @brandenbilodeau193
      @brandenbilodeau193 14 днів тому +7

      @robertwicker4485 At first, we compared Sol to Qui-Gon... Now we compare him to Diddy.

    • @dontbeasadsoulja
      @dontbeasadsoulja 14 днів тому +2

      Yeah, obviously Sol is in the show for Disney California Adventure Park employees to have a character they can relate themselves to.

    • @brandenbilodeau193
      @brandenbilodeau193 11 днів тому

      @@dontbeasadsoulja DAMN 😆

  • @CrimsonGlacier
    @CrimsonGlacier 15 днів тому +28

    "It's not about money. It's about sending a message."
    Pile of $180m burning in the background.

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia 15 днів тому +431

    I feel like I should owe Jar Jar Binks an apology.

  • @TheGoblin1975
    @TheGoblin1975 15 днів тому +694

    Now I know why Darth Vader yells "no" at end of revenge of sith.. he was watching acolyte

    • @Dragnumb55
      @Dragnumb55 15 днів тому +21

      Instead of anakin getting his body burned it’s his eyes melting watching the acolyte

    • @nikolaimyhre1187
      @nikolaimyhre1187 15 днів тому

      Good one... not.

    • @GrayFox370
      @GrayFox370 15 днів тому +1

      He yells no because Lucas added it in himself. True story

    • @TheKisj
      @TheKisj 15 днів тому +2

      And when he picks up palpatine at the end of RoTJ he sees what will happen to star wars

    • @ilkvomit88
      @ilkvomit88 15 днів тому +4

      Was that before or after he blew up the Death Star ?

  • @JimP-tc7gg
    @JimP-tc7gg 15 днів тому +21

    Obi-Wan: I can't watch anymore. [deactivates hologram playing The Acolyte]

  • @petewisdom1984
    @petewisdom1984 15 днів тому +26

    Casual reminder that each episode of the Acolyte is basically a Godzilla Minus One budget.

  • @quicksilver753
    @quicksilver753 15 днів тому +264

    “I don’t like grass. It’s green, and pointy, and itchy, and it gets everywhere.”
    - That padawan that just really wanted to go home, probably.

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 15 днів тому +11

      This guy is a worse Padawan than Anakin in Attack Of The Clones.

    • @juniorgamersfire1184
      @juniorgamersfire1184 15 днів тому +1

      @@John_Locke_108 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dm9856
      @dm9856 15 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂you win sir!

    • @lukeluke333lukeluke
      @lukeluke333lukeluke 15 днів тому

      Haha great comment!

    • @Matrium0
      @Matrium0 15 днів тому +3

      Yeah they made it like that boy forgot his X-Box at home or some shit. What the hell? Isn't he a Jedi Master in the future timeline and already meditating for multiple years? Weaning he must have become a jedi master very shortly after this whole endeavor? Yet he is so immature and out of control here like he was 5

  • @paulderosa3065
    @paulderosa3065 15 днів тому +182

    There is no real reason for Sol to like Osha so much. Nothing really shows why he should be so attached to her. The Phantom Menace actually gets this point right. Qui-Gon actually had time to get to know Anakin, talk to Shmi and see how Anakin was resilient and kind. He grew impressed with how Anakin showed Jedi abilities and wanted to help him. In this Sol just sees Osha and decides he's obsessed with her. They try to add something with how Sol wanted a Padawan but it's just not explained.

    • @stephensoda2379
      @stephensoda2379 15 днів тому +3

      I get what ure saying but they may have had to edit his dialogue down a lot since the actor only learned how to speak English like a few months before the show… not defending in anyway just a thought lol

    • @paulderosa3065
      @paulderosa3065 15 днів тому +22

      @@stephensoda2379 Fair enough,l definitely get that. Lee Jung Jae is still doing a remarkable job considering. I wish they’d at least shown him interacting with her or at least something showing him learning about her personality. My issue is that he just sees her and decides “That’s her, that’s my Padawan!”

    • @warboss4896
      @warboss4896 15 днів тому +15

      he's a pdfile simples

    • @CoachD515
      @CoachD515 15 днів тому +18

      A grown male Jedi talking about he has a connection with a female child and wants her to come with him. Remember Jedi can’t have connections. Just yuck.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 15 днів тому

      Nah, they just didnt have the dialouge. These showrunners get 0 benefit of the doubt​@@stephensoda2379

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV 15 днів тому +20

    The Jedi with metal detectors were a new level for me 😂
    That’s an SNL sketch at this point.

  • @Carsu12
    @Carsu12 15 днів тому +25

    You know someone knows their shit when they can do borderline perfect impression of most main characters in the series

  • @jameswilliams3310
    @jameswilliams3310 15 днів тому +520

    Spaceballs is more Star Wars than Disney Star Wars 😂😂

    • @Rockyphilly94
      @Rockyphilly94 15 днів тому +26

      "Hello my baby, hello my honey..Hello my ragtime gal.." ♫
      Classic.

    • @ryanlucas3907
      @ryanlucas3907 15 днів тому +16

      "We ain't found sh!t."

    • @QuiGonJinn1993
      @QuiGonJinn1993 15 днів тому +5

      Which is Ironic Cause I Just Watched Spaceballs 2 Nights Ago lol. LUDICROUS SPEED GO!!!

    • @SK438
      @SK438 15 днів тому

      Agreed

    • @fionarras4736
      @fionarras4736 15 днів тому

      @@Rockyphilly94 And still way better than the ending music ^^

  • @aidanmiller7865
    @aidanmiller7865 15 днів тому +554

    The music at the end pissed me off more then I already was

    • @tomxd8000
      @tomxd8000 15 днів тому +23

      ME TOO HAHA

    • @brianh3253
      @brianh3253 15 днів тому +40

      Right? What was THAT?😳😡

    • @PortugueseBadman
      @PortugueseBadman 15 днів тому +19

      Shills can't defend this junk anymore 😂

    • @Sam_T2000
      @Sam_T2000 15 днів тому +55

      @@aidanmiller7865 - seriously… it’s the the least Star Wars-y music there’s ever been.

    • @Tysofff
      @Tysofff 15 днів тому +33

      I got so mad at that music. It made me more upset than anything else in this show.

  • @acvano2519
    @acvano2519 15 днів тому +12

    We got a Wookie with a metal detector before GTA VI

  • @elriano1
    @elriano1 15 днів тому +11

    They spent 7 weeks on that planet and hadn't found the giant mining facility that was lit up at night within walking distance of their camp? The writers are beyond incompetent.

  • @thelittleal1212
    @thelittleal1212 16 днів тому +546

    Yoda: “Premonitions, premonitions, These visions you have...”
    Anakin: “They are of pain, suffering, Death, threads, Fire, Bricks…”
    Yoda: Yourself you speak of, or someone you know?
    Anakin: “ i think it’s something called… the acolyte”
    Yoda: “hmm… Nightmares they Must be, head back to sleep you must”
    Anakin: “I see, thank you master”
    Yoda: “Careful you must be when getting nightmares Anakin, The fear of believing anything Disney makes is now canon, is a path to the dark side”

    • @TheDCbiz
      @TheDCbiz 15 днів тому +2

      Doesn't the fandom menace name themselves from a sith?

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 15 днів тому +5

      Super cringe

    • @Johnpig711
      @Johnpig711 15 днів тому +17

      @@ShinySephiroth1yeah we know your comment is cringe you don’t have to tell us

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 15 днів тому +11

      "I will not let these visions become true Master Yoda."
      Me: "I wish you were right."

    • @TheDCbiz
      @TheDCbiz 15 днів тому +4

      @@Ravenfanatic5 but the PT teaches us trying to stop the visions only then makes them come true

  • @malmazing24
    @malmazing24 16 днів тому +641

    They pocketed most of the budget, nothing looks expensive at all 😂😂😂

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 15 днів тому +14

      yep, les bo hed, really loves that pocket money.

    • @Sam_T2000
      @Sam_T2000 15 днів тому +8

      @@malmazing24 - the shots of speeder bikes 😂

    • @manchu9inf
      @manchu9inf 15 днів тому +7

      the money went to over inflated salaries/contracts

    • @Dragonk116
      @Dragonk116 15 днів тому +6

      ​@@manchu9infYep that or they overpaid the hell out of these actors.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 15 днів тому

      They sent it to the WNBA as a attempt to give them more money - the NBA Finals had an average viewership of 11.6 million, whereas the WNBA Finals averaged 728,000 viewers. BUT ya know, females want = rights for doing poorly. If you take that number into consideration, that is the target audience they are trying to reach with a Star Wars male dominate audience.... just like in Sports, their FEMALE Star Wars is failing just as hard as their sports.

  • @michaelhanley5808
    @michaelhanley5808 15 днів тому +10

    I love how they were using metal detectors, not futuristic space metal detectors but just regular metal detectors that we have here on Earth with the ear muffs and everything

  • @jakehudson9380
    @jakehudson9380 15 днів тому +7

    Gives a Wookiee a metal detector to search for a vergence in the force…

  • @selendile030
    @selendile030 15 днів тому +450

    Every episode that whole “acolyte is a money laundering scheme” joke becomes less and less a joke…..

    • @animelytical8354
      @animelytical8354 15 днів тому +23

      Was never a joke. Not from me, at least.

    • @Rome__king
      @Rome__king 15 днів тому +1

      @@animelytical8354 right lol

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 15 днів тому +1

      ?????? Are you kidding me! Stop using social media! Go outside breath the fresh air! Don't be consumed believing internet BS! You dont like the show great! I dont like Andor! It's not the End of the world!!!!!!!!!

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 15 днів тому

      ​@@animelytical8354get help, it's just a show

    • @selendile030
      @selendile030 15 днів тому +11

      @@eliezerrodriguez5863 ok there, man. Calm down. 😭 it was a joke.

  • @May-fs1ef
    @May-fs1ef 15 днів тому +64

    So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous pop witch music

  • @RageHazzardous
    @RageHazzardous 15 днів тому +11

    I don't understand how when writing a show with only 8 episodes they thought 2 full flashback episodes would work.

  • @bobulationnation
    @bobulationnation 15 днів тому +64

    Theory seems so much happier now that he's seen the light and doesn't have to keep doing mental gymnastics to justify the crap Star Wars has become

    • @metalguitar777
      @metalguitar777 15 днів тому +5

      He’s still awfully quiet about Filoni approving all this

    • @bobulationnation
      @bobulationnation 15 днів тому +3

      @metalguitar777 I know what you're saying but I think that might be a bit to much for him to handle ATM, give him time it will happen 😉

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 15 днів тому

      @@bobulationnationthat guy did direct the first episode of avatar thigh really the two dudes who made it pretty much did everything there I think he also said that they basically had it handled.

    • @metalguitar777
      @metalguitar777 15 днів тому +2

      @@bobulationnation He’s in denial about Filoni approving this crap lol

    • @RobertTestowy
      @RobertTestowy 14 днів тому +1

      The dark side is not more powerful, just easier.

  • @palpasheev
    @palpasheev 16 днів тому +400

    give this man’s editor a raise

    • @OveranalyzingStarWars
      @OveranalyzingStarWars 15 днів тому +15

      I was watching the stream as this dropped and thought the same thing lol

    • @palpasheev
      @palpasheev 15 днів тому +5

      @@OveranalyzingStarWars he’s working overtime 💀

    • @braxtongrundy4625
      @braxtongrundy4625 15 днів тому +4

      Fr especially this edit right here 6:43 😂😂😂😂

    • @palpasheev
      @palpasheev 15 днів тому +3

      @@braxtongrundy4625 😂😂😂 ong

    • @maxcantu3478
      @maxcantu3478 15 днів тому +1

      They put that 180 mil right in there pockets

  • @Bbbbbbread
    @Bbbbbbread 15 днів тому +367

    All we did was watch episode 3 again with a mediocre fight

    • @thelittleal1212
      @thelittleal1212 15 днів тому +28

      Crazy that we now only have 1 more episode.
      This better not be leaving a cliffhanger for a second season

    • @bradross7680
      @bradross7680 15 днів тому +16

      @@thelittleal1212 ya one bad season was enough of this

    • @user-rp6gl7zh1b
      @user-rp6gl7zh1b 15 днів тому +4

      ​@@thelittleal1212 I'm pretty sure Leslye Headland said the show will wrap up the story for the season a while back. I'm not 100 percent sure but I thought she had said that

    • @JaggedToys
      @JaggedToys 15 днів тому +2

      ​@@thelittleal1212😂 can you imagine that? They leave this terrible show on a cliffhanger!?! I hope not, since that will give them hope for a new season.

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 15 днів тому +4

      And a different camera angle. 👀

  • @kaior1
    @kaior1 15 днів тому +7

    this feels like the longest season that could be wrapped up in 2 hours

  • @user-kz5gw7xe4o
    @user-kz5gw7xe4o 15 днів тому +4

    We know what the characters want. Kelnacca, for example, clearly wants to find some ancient coins for his coin collection. Hence the metal detector he got from Amazon.

  • @Justin.Danford
    @Justin.Danford 15 днів тому +116

    when you could just force levitate 2 small children but decide to levitate the multi-ton platforms they are standing on, and then just have to make the hard to choice to drop the one you hated into the abyss… “oh man, so sorry, I tried my best.”

    • @BearKat49
      @BearKat49 15 днів тому +20

      He didn't spec into force pull 🤣

    • @ValyrianPrince
      @ValyrianPrince 15 днів тому

      😂

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 15 днів тому +7

      I'm also pissed they didn't use FORCE JUMP. I was excited, like HERE it comes! They put on their rock climbing gear and powder their hands, let do this! Next episode they are half way up.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 15 днів тому +4

      They were clearly inspired by "The Good Son" difference is, in that movie it was a mother barely holding onto both of the kids from the cliffs edge, this is STAR WARS.

    • @happybuttersblast8334
      @happybuttersblast8334 15 днів тому +2

      living beings are harder to manipulate according to star wars lore than inanimate objects

  • @Justice_Not_Vengeance
    @Justice_Not_Vengeance 15 днів тому +247

    The power of one, the power of two, The power of money laundering

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 15 днів тому +4

      I HOPE they use this is a paraody movie or series. Like South Park, Family Guy or Rick and Morty... maybe Simpsons, even though I quit watching that as a kid when I found out about South Park during season 1.

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 15 днів тому +2

      Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...

    • @user-tp7gy4dj4l
      @user-tp7gy4dj4l 15 днів тому

      The power of Pun
      The power of Poo
      The power of Moneeey

  • @thegreenman3213
    @thegreenman3213 15 днів тому +5

    All of this is happening and Yoda feels nothing. Jedi dying, sith….. nothing.

  • @akshayc8435
    @akshayc8435 15 днів тому +320

    bro, they made a jedi look like he is having a possessive crush on the kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 15 днів тому +26

      I can't wait for Dateline NBC: To Catch a Jedi Predator with Chris Hansen

    • @pyke4life859
      @pyke4life859 15 днів тому +7

      Sol looks like a stalker

    • @mickeyd8768
      @mickeyd8768 15 днів тому +7

      @@pyke4life859 Yoda: "mmmmm Pedowan he is!"

    • @rogersjgregory
      @rogersjgregory 15 днів тому +1

      He imprinted on her, lol.

  • @sosaix3545
    @sosaix3545 15 днів тому +31

    The Jedi are able to sense others' feelings and yet they couldn't figure out Jedi Knight Tommen Baratheon was like a 7 year old Cub Scout on his first camping trip and only wants to go home?

  • @Tosh16
    @Tosh16 15 днів тому +3

    The Acolyte is history's most expensive joke. Call the Guinness world record people

  • @gunslinger0042
    @gunslinger0042 15 днів тому +3

    Kidnaps unconscious person, take them to an island, gets naked in front of them....write what you know lol

  • @AustinBurch1
    @AustinBurch1 15 днів тому +28

    So they waste a whole episode with 90% used footage from the third episode. And then they put a half assed song at the end. What the hell.

    • @Squadplaya
      @Squadplaya 15 днів тому

      Foreal they only added a few new scenes. The mystery ended in episode 5

  • @Sam_T2000
    @Sam_T2000 15 днів тому +427

    so everything went wrong because Torbin was bored and wanted to go home… 😑

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 15 днів тому +60

      and what was he going to do? what?!?! god i hate this series, i officially hate this shite. I've been holding on for dear life.

    • @testtalon
      @testtalon 15 днів тому +38

      Don't forget Indara and Sol almost come to blows. The Jedi way!

    • @laraq07
      @laraq07 15 днів тому +37

      Such a whiner. Off at camp and he's bored and wants to go home to Coruscant?? THIS is the quality of padawan the Jedi have?

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 15 днів тому +28

      @@laraq07 and yet, he commits su i ci de bc of it. yeah, he can levitate... but he's a certified lunatic.... lets let him be a jedi!

    • @matthewwhite4564
      @matthewwhite4564 15 днів тому +28

      @@nah7656 he commits suicide after continuing his career and becoming a master. so clearly he didn't feel that much guilt...oh wait he commits su i ci de...because of...god fucking damn this show

  • @gogadantes8699
    @gogadantes8699 15 днів тому +2

    1:55
    Sol: "Girls! The bridge's collapsing! Run back and step off!"
    Voila. No Force power was even necessary.

  • @nuricimen8808
    @nuricimen8808 15 днів тому +2

    🤣the way torbin bounced and just took the speeder. And they way LES Headlamp gave sol weinstein forrest vibes is alarming lol.

  • @justinritchie282
    @justinritchie282 15 днів тому +73

    The funniest thing was this episode proved how "the power of maaaaaany!" was nothing compared to the power of one Jedi Master...

    • @Semeyaza
      @Semeyaza 15 днів тому +13

      Yep.. an entire coven and Indara mind kill them all alone.
      But then she dies for a thrown dagger... oh well. The power of dagger >>>> the power of many.

    • @auroa9854
      @auroa9854 15 днів тому

      @@Semeyaza it wwas probably some extension of force light. The most powerful of Jedi have the ability to literally purge darkness, this was probably what was done here. We have no idea how powerful the jedi master was, so these critiques are just not valid

  • @SeanTurle
    @SeanTurle 15 днів тому +126

    When Sol warned Indara the risk of going in alone, that it could end up in a 50v1 fight against witches, and all she said was they're just women LOL
    Am I the only one that was like did she just disregard women in a show that was made for them?

    • @testtalon
      @testtalon 15 днів тому +15

      Lol ya. Also, Indara stated her issue with going as a team, then instantly backtracks on her stance and says "be vigilant."

    • @nathanjessehoffman
      @nathanjessehoffman 15 днів тому

      I'm really not paying such close atttention.

    • @supdevan6413
      @supdevan6413 15 днів тому

      Lol Sol also refused to even fight back against the zabrak chick. Also probably because she's a woman.

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 15 днів тому

      as a woman, dont think this show was made for us... it wasn't. it was made for a they/them that doesn't know SW and with g a y fantasy crap and nonsensical BS.

    • @plr985
      @plr985 15 днів тому +8

      I was confused by her statement too

  • @jimdigriz2923
    @jimdigriz2923 14 днів тому +1

    After watching the latest episode of the Acolyte, I realized something, John Travolta's Battlefield Earth isn't all that bad.

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 15 днів тому +3

    Imagine building up to all these "questions" and having all the answers be the dumbest thing possible

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 15 днів тому

      It's the latest season of Doctor Who all over again. XD

  • @supdevan6413
    @supdevan6413 15 днів тому +139

    Did Torbin seriously kill himself over witches that not only invaded his mind but also attacked him first?

    • @cael4065
      @cael4065 15 днів тому +34

      He was also a child, bro was a victim

    • @TuckerBowChicka1
      @TuckerBowChicka1 15 днів тому +43

      @@cael4065 They really just promoted the message of 'victims should unalive themselves'

    • @thatperformer3879
      @thatperformer3879 15 днів тому

      Bro its literally Woke mentality, the diverse people strike first but somehow its still the white man's fault.

    • @shroomssadow4981
      @shroomssadow4981 15 днів тому +30

      “It’s ok Torbin is a dude” Disney logic

    • @justified004
      @justified004 15 днів тому +39

      Torbin had the least reason to kill himself out of all the Jedi there. It makes zero sense.

  • @lukeyluke117
    @lukeyluke117 16 днів тому +181

    I cannot believe there was nothing else to that fire…

    • @Sam_T2000
      @Sam_T2000 15 днів тому +25

      @@lukeyluke117 - yea… I was sure it was going to be an accident caused by the fight or something… but no, a small oil fire caused an entire stone fortress to explode 😑

    • @reelsquad747
      @reelsquad747 15 днів тому +8

      So ridiculous !!!!

    • @JoePNG.
      @JoePNG. 15 днів тому +9

      @@Sam_T2000 Well It was next to wires in the wall, and I mean, as an electronics technician, those are devastating. In the Navy, that's the leading fear with fires onboard. Where do wires connect? Power sources, and what do power sources do? .-. So now it kinda makes sense.

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 15 днів тому +1

      ​@@JoePNG.So what are you saying, copper wire will conduct fire? As an electrician you know copper wire is connected to metal, how exactly will a burning wire casing cause an explosion?

    • @blackfang377
      @blackfang377 15 днів тому +1

      ​@@JoePNG.Also to mention that the only reason the fire spread over the stone was due to the Oil/propellent from the lamp. As you can clearly see some liquid spreading as Mae left

  • @AviationJeremy
    @AviationJeremy 14 днів тому

    I also love how Ohsa and Mae just keep yelling teach others’ names on a fucking loop.

  • @Xyma-YT
    @Xyma-YT 15 днів тому +1

    2:25 - He (Sol) was a Jedi Knight in this time period ; maybe if he was a Master, he would have been able to save them both! But then again.. it s part of how the story had to go!

  • @user-ul5es7tc4c
    @user-ul5es7tc4c 15 днів тому +39

    I'm still trying to figure out how this is the most important thing she's ever done.

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 15 днів тому +6

      If it is, that's one pathetic resumé.

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 15 днів тому +2

      for most people, it's having kids...soooo there you go...

  • @ShadowDissector
    @ShadowDissector 15 днів тому +65

    "It makes me feel sad that a bunch of people on the internet would somehow dismantle what I consider to be the most important piece of art that I've ever made." - Leslye Headland, 2024.

    • @Trevilianband
      @Trevilianband 15 днів тому +14

      Womp Womp.
      SHE MADE THE SERIES AND IS STILL CRYING VICTIM.

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 15 днів тому +4

      Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...

    • @Sethx020
      @Sethx020 15 днів тому

      Uwe Boll be like.

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 15 днів тому

      ​​@@TrevilianbandWhen on this channel she is being called " A lesbian Methhead" by a commenter and Theory doesn't even blink an EYE ! She is a victim

    • @mickeyd8768
      @mickeyd8768 15 днів тому

      @@Watson480 being Weinsteins former assistant and all..

  • @TT79-
    @TT79- 15 днів тому +1

    There was a metal detector in this episode. And they studied moss.
    No for real.

  • @yachtman87
    @yachtman87 15 днів тому +1

    Disney employees watching people make the script for Acolyte: "I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi"

    • @JadusMoltriel
      @JadusMoltriel 14 днів тому

      Are you Yachter from Ahnaldt101's channel?

  • @steelshanks1265
    @steelshanks1265 15 днів тому +190

    Remember: Kathleen Kennedy cried when She read these scripts... Cried... Clownshow...

    • @evangingerson1271
      @evangingerson1271 15 днів тому +9

      Wait ain’t no way 😂

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 15 днів тому +20

      Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...

    • @tomruess
      @tomruess 15 днів тому +10

      Crazy. She also said, and I’m quoting, ‘the Acolyte is the most significant piece of art I’ve ever made’
      That… that’s just sad.

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 15 днів тому

      Only clowns are you guys! By the way how's the cult going?

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 15 днів тому

      ​@@tomruessIts true it's significant! You don't like it fine! You don't have to!

  • @rossbaker-xh3wq
    @rossbaker-xh3wq 15 днів тому +34

    Can we all just appreciate that a long time ago in a galaxy far far away - a galaxy with hyperspace, space ships and lightsabers - a metal detector is still a metal detector. Brilliant 😂

    • @happybuttersblast8334
      @happybuttersblast8334 15 днів тому +2

      except it wasnt a metal detector in the show, it was equipment to help find the vergence or whatever they called it. wouldnt be the 100th time they've used our earth normal objects for props etc in star wars movies and shows

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 15 днів тому

      I meeean
      Of all the things to complain about Idk if that’s a big thing

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 15 днів тому

      I'm happy that in I a galaxy far, far away...Radio Shack exists.

  • @RoninMLB
    @RoninMLB 15 днів тому +1

    Why did bro shoehorn Andor into the rant 😭

  • @fee84
    @fee84 12 днів тому

    Leslei: "Chat GBT, I need an episode of Star Wars, make't wookie and doesn't need to make any sense"

  • @jadoef.m4131
    @jadoef.m4131 15 днів тому +121

    This episodes makes it like Anakin wasn’t wrong about thinking the Jedi were evil. This show proves that Anakin was on to something when he turned to the dark side 😂

    • @trentonmeeuwsen739
      @trentonmeeuwsen739 15 днів тому +15

      Fr the whole episode was the Jedi committing crimes, randomly stalking, breaking in and doing this multiple times, talks about kidnapping 😂 like what

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 15 днів тому +14

      Nah, the Clone Wars series did that already. Nothing about this dumpster fire has any right to be canon.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 15 днів тому +1

      @@ZenMonkeyGod You stole my words :)

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 15 днів тому +1

      Anakin saw the Acolyte.
      "BRICKS." - Anakin Skywalker

    • @elsamuraiguapo
      @elsamuraiguapo 15 днів тому +4

      Even if the Jedi weren't portrayed to be perfect in Lucas' star wars, it wasn't like the sith were ever portrayed to not be evil. This whole idea of making the dark side seductive to the viewer is a form of satanism in my view-which we know the alphabet stuff is tied to.

  • @Oroorel
    @Oroorel 16 днів тому +201

    Bro can we talk about the end credit music... wtf

    • @dooglive922
      @dooglive922 15 днів тому +29

      Honestly terrible

    • @stevenbrown3249
      @stevenbrown3249 15 днів тому +43

      Not appropriate for the atmosphere of Star Wars

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 15 днів тому +35

      These showrunners are insane.

    • @swbsbrasil8716
      @swbsbrasil8716 15 днів тому +16

      I could not believe when I heard…

    • @spinb
      @spinb 15 днів тому +4

      Maybe they were trying to be like The Sopranos, who would put a somewhat odd song at the end of each episode.

  • @JinnDuceau
    @JinnDuceau 15 днів тому +2

    this show just proves she knew everything about her former employer! This show is just a 180 million dollar crime on it's own!

  • @dritzzdarkwood4727
    @dritzzdarkwood4727 15 днів тому +1

    180 million dollars????
    "Clouded the IRS tax returns are"

  • @marvel_media
    @marvel_media 16 днів тому +79

    These episodes end weird. “Mae started a fire” *credits*. like huh? Okay. This episode would’ve been better If they showed less of what we’ve already seen, and shown more progression in the present time period

    • @DK-gy7ll
      @DK-gy7ll 15 днів тому +10

      At least half of the footage in this episode we've already seen in Episode 3. With the glacial pace of the storyline why go back and show us what happened all over again? This isn't just about somebody who knows nothing about Star Wars lore. This is about somebody who knows nothing about how to produce or direct a movie.

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 15 днів тому

      ​@@DK-gy7llya, cause these people aren't talented. They are not hired for being professional.

    • @GoofysBandit
      @GoofysBandit 15 днів тому +2

      It wouldn't be so bad if the episodes were 60 minutes long, like they should be for $23 million a pop. There's one episode left, and there's no shot this story is getting wrapped up in a nice bow within the span of another 30 minute episode. 😂 It'll be written for a second season that we'll never get.

    • @happybuttersblast8334
      @happybuttersblast8334 15 днів тому +2

      A bit of what they reshowed was to show us it happened differently according to Sol's POV

    • @auroa9854
      @auroa9854 15 днів тому +1

      because we know what happened after that lmfao

  • @Grant-do9ce
    @Grant-do9ce 15 днів тому +50

    Qimir: Kidnaps girl and takes her to island and sexual tension starts.
    Oh hmmm....I wonder what that could be a reference to. Its not like Lesley Headland was a former personal assistant of a man who kidnapped little girls and took them to an island. I wonder what that could possibly mean.

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 15 днів тому +7

      holy crap.
      *Edit* The more I think about it, the more it feels like she's trying to draw parallels to that mess. Because Sol did the same thing to her. That's why the vibe of this show feels so creepy, because it was written by a creepy person.

    • @eliezerrodriguez5863
      @eliezerrodriguez5863 15 днів тому

      Fu

    • @Grant-do9ce
      @Grant-do9ce 15 днів тому

      @@eliezerrodriguez5863 whats your problem

    • @Grant-do9ce
      @Grant-do9ce 15 днів тому +1

      @@TheAutumnWind_RN4L Disney needs to never hire this woman for another project ever again

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 15 днів тому

      @@Grant-do9ce no one does.

  • @Chris-Brown-
    @Chris-Brown- 15 днів тому +1

    He only had one force thread left on him at that time.
    I think thats how the force works this week

  • @Xxstephenx1x
    @Xxstephenx1x 15 днів тому +1

    Why does your "vergence in the force" voice sound like Brendan gleeson.😂

  • @Keverember
    @Keverember 15 днів тому +17

    If you said “you have 8 episodes to tell your dream Star Wars story” I’d be stressed out trying to trim it down - and I’d be begging for 1 hour+ episodes. There’s MAYBE 1 hour of “story” total in this season and it’s excruciating to see it scraped across 8 episodes. Utter disaster

  • @AbbyMione
    @AbbyMione 16 днів тому +233

    Bro is uploading while hes still live 💀

    • @palpasheev
      @palpasheev 16 днів тому +42

      editors exist my boy 🤫

    • @psychomammoth9640
      @psychomammoth9640 15 днів тому +15

      It’s called efficient

    • @bradmillar6178
      @bradmillar6178 15 днів тому +8

      On point

    • @chrism8645
      @chrism8645 15 днів тому +4

      The force is strong with this one

    • @DarthGuyver
      @DarthGuyver 15 днів тому +4

      "The Darkside of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."

  • @solo_dingo
    @solo_dingo 15 днів тому +1

    I watched Star Wars at the age of 5 in 1977. So it's an inescapable part of me.
    To make this last decade bearable, I just watch in good humour. This acolyte is truly terrible indeed, though it's not my Star Wars so I try not to take it to heart.

  • @dapaulielama5615
    @dapaulielama5615 15 днів тому +1

    What made the Jedi appear far less capable is that.... this was the brief period when they were training in the art of Safe Spaces and Trigger words. But all that changed when Windu dropped his first M'Fer.

  • @taden2007
    @taden2007 15 днів тому +66

    I laughed out loud 4 different times for pure stupidity of the story telling.

    • @dickhornmedicineman2766
      @dickhornmedicineman2766 15 днів тому

      Lesley Headcase failed in every role she had a hand in. Writer, director, producer... Who the hell did she have blackmailing crap on to have gotten these jobs? Lesley's only redeeming feature is that she has the perfect square face to play M.O.D.O.C. in the next Ant Man movie...

  • @xavidelfiorano
    @xavidelfiorano 15 днів тому +30

    Soooo….Sol Killed the witch because…confusion, and she didn’t tell like “wait, let’s speak” instead she turned into smoke.

    • @thomodachi
      @thomodachi 15 днів тому

      What was that bitch really doing in the first place? like i have no idea why this show gotta make something simple so dramatic, she does all this crazy black magic shit then after Sol stabs her with a lightsaber, she goes..."I was gonna let Osha go with you"....like why didn't she just say that, the hell?

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 15 днів тому +7

      Technically Sol only offed one witch, Indara killed the rest. Or at least that's how they made it look. They possessed the Wookie and Indara used a "Jedi mind trick" or something and when he came out all the "meditating" witches that were controlling him dropped dead. It was pretty lame actually.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 15 днів тому

      @@mercuryshadow09 Seems like that those bimbo ass witches would have been aware that if a SINGLE Jedi brakes their mind fuck spell it would kill them all. That is on them, they were the ones playing Witchcraft against Jedi. My biggest complaint is they didn't say " the power of one, the power of two the power of ............." and then they die because that would have been soooooo funny.

    • @nobody2996
      @nobody2996 15 днів тому +14

      "Why did you stab me? I was just turning into the peaceful smoke demon form I always use for diplomacy during this tense standoff. Nothing threatening about this at all."

    • @xavidelfiorano
      @xavidelfiorano 15 днів тому

      @@nobody2996 absolutely 😂

  • @mortalitydoesstuff8965
    @mortalitydoesstuff8965 15 днів тому +2

    Everyone is allowed to enjoy what they enjoy, but the "it's just Star Wars it doesn't matter" people need to fucking learn that the ONLY reason that any of their favorite movies or shows exist, Star Wars or not, is because George and his team invented the techniques, equipment, and processes that gave way to modern filmography. YOU LITERALLY COULD NOT HAVE YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS AND MOVIES IF NOT FOR STAR WARS. For Disney to take this legacy, not just of the actual universe the characters exist in but of the literal filmmaking process itself, and just shit all over it in every possible way is a level of contempt for the artistic process as a whole that I will simply never understand and you could not get me to defend with even the worst tortures the Sith could inflict. Palpatine himself could use the force to shunt himself into our world and blast me with force lightning 1000 times as powerful as he shot at Luke on the Death Star and I still couldn't defend Disney here.

  • @E-BikingAdventures
    @E-BikingAdventures 15 днів тому +1

    I think the Jar Jar Binks Holiday special would be better than the acolyte.

  • @jamescampbell8482
    @jamescampbell8482 15 днів тому +14

    I dont know how they managed to set a series 100 years before The Phantom Menace, and yet drive at 1000 mph at each plot point from that movie, like its a brick wall, just to do it worse, while simultaneously making George's story about Anakin less unique, and less relevant.
    Its like a resteraunt you loved eating at changing owners/managers/chef, and the new people try to "improve" the recipe. Not only is it not better, but it manages to make you sad for the meal you used to enjoy.

  • @depalma13
    @depalma13 15 днів тому +12

    So Torbin goes from a Padawan to a Jedi Master during a 16 year meditation?

  • @cabercrombie13
    @cabercrombie13 15 днів тому +1

    compare Sol's inability to pull the kids to him vs Rey lifting a giant pile of boulders with no training

  • @LMT069
    @LMT069 15 днів тому +1

    What is it that they did that was even close to something that needs a coverup?

  • @TR-ry1xv
    @TR-ry1xv 15 днів тому +49

    This makes Solo look like The Godfather.

  • @leandercarey
    @leandercarey 15 днів тому +45

    "There is no Acolyte, there is peace... There is no Acolyte, there is knowledge... There is no Acolyte, there is serenity... There is no Acolyte, there is harmony... There is no Acolyte, there is the Force..."

  • @josephgoldstein4054
    @josephgoldstein4054 12 днів тому

    We all owe Jar Jar a surprise birthday party

  • @kyberkreeper
    @kyberkreeper 14 днів тому

    It makes sense now: Torbin foresaw this episode coming out and didn't want to be a part of it.

  • @mzegeer
    @mzegeer 15 днів тому +14

    when i pick and choose what is cannon, mitigates the pain

  • @Napski_
    @Napski_ 16 днів тому +147

    Godzilla minus one only cost $15 million and that was a million times better than this series.

    • @thelittleal1212
      @thelittleal1212 15 днів тому +27

      Because Takashi Yamazaki knew what he was doing and showed how much love and care he has over the source material unlike the many of the people of Disney

    • @heikira438
      @heikira438 15 днів тому +3

      Your math sucks. 0x1,000,000 is still 0. Godzilla Minus One deserves higher praise

    • @LukeJohnson-tw5bo
      @LukeJohnson-tw5bo 15 днів тому +3

      @heikira438 your math is worse. Godzilla -1×1000000= -1000000

    • @Ravenfanatic5
      @Ravenfanatic5 15 днів тому +2

      That always was on my bucket list to watch. Thanks for the reminder of that movie

    • @ravenrise320
      @ravenrise320 15 днів тому +1

      Agreed!!

  • @colinwest3301
    @colinwest3301 15 днів тому +1

    No need for Spaceballs 2. The Acolyte is the most expensive unintended comedy of the century. Until the next Disney/Lucasfilm drunken production. This will be taught in film schools as what to never do.🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-vy5fc3ho2y
    @user-vy5fc3ho2y 15 днів тому +1

    In terms of a defense of this show: in real conflicts there is confusion that often leads to tragic consequences, like in this episode. In terms of a criticism: from ep 7, taking a young woman to an island and naked swimming in front of her is considered sex harassing in our real modern world. And yet Leslye Headland, showrunner, can greenlight that being put in there. Then if any viewer doesn't love it, the viewer is supposedly the sexist.

  • @justwatchingdoom
    @justwatchingdoom 15 днів тому +8

    The power of: not knowing your assignment and throwing everything away to go home to Coruscant

    • @Fragger_Phrst
      @Fragger_Phrst 15 днів тому

      So this all happened because Torbin got home sick? Couldn’t have made it “something feels wrong here. Something wrong is destined to happen here” the masters not understanding it. COME ON I MADE THAT UP IN 5 SECONDS!! And it’s better than the home sick bullshit they came up with.

  • @brettritchison8169
    @brettritchison8169 15 днів тому +15

    the stupid pop song when they rolled credits? I don't even recognize this as Star Wars

    • @kimmie4732
      @kimmie4732 15 днів тому

      It only worked for Sabine and it will only ever work for Sabine

  • @jackregan4255
    @jackregan4255 13 днів тому

    Its getting to the point that I’m rlly excited for this show to come out every week just so I can watch yours and everyone else’s reviews lol

  • @robertreitermanjr2973
    @robertreitermanjr2973 15 днів тому

    Lol...I was sitting there yelling at the screen when Sol was holding up the bridge...then laughed when he let Mae fall and ran...ran to "grab" Osha lol.

  • @KYTEOYT
    @KYTEOYT 16 днів тому +31

    This was a hard one to sit through

    • @Eechuta
      @Eechuta 15 днів тому

      Didnt even watch it completely, kept skipping to the end

    • @mercuryshadow09
      @mercuryshadow09 15 днів тому

      I didn't think that was possible but I was proven wrong.

  • @gavinishavinabadday2035
    @gavinishavinabadday2035 15 днів тому +11

    im glad i canceled my disney+ subscription and watched this show by other means. Don't want them to think i'm supporting it while i laugh at it

  • @OldBenKenobi1964
    @OldBenKenobi1964 15 днів тому +1

    This is Space Balls without the comedy relief. It’s trolling (not even parody).

  • @MrBernardo.
    @MrBernardo. 15 днів тому

    Darth Teeth pushed 8 jedis like it was nothing...Sol could hold two little girls

  • @joshuaburleyson4603
    @joshuaburleyson4603 15 днів тому +56

    I completely agree with you on this show.... but still disagree with you on Andor my man. Andor is Hella good! That said, keep on being you bro!!

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 15 днів тому +25

      Andor is great!

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 15 днів тому +5

      Andor came at the wrong time, had it been made exactly as is ten years ago, it would be revered by the entire fanbase. Too many are jaded by garbage like The Acolyte to have given it a chance.

    • @ARandomInternetUser08
      @ARandomInternetUser08 15 днів тому +5

      Meh, Andor was ok, but it's overrated.

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 15 днів тому +3

      @@ARandomInternetUser08 I'm with you on that one, I NEVER watch reviews til I form my own opinion after watching whatever it is, after I finished Andor I thought "Hmmm its alright, some parts were draggy and a lot of characters weren't too interesting" and online it's blowing up from a bandwagon of people praising it.

    • @ruinenlust_
      @ruinenlust_ 15 днів тому +5

      Andor is the best Star Wars since the prequels

  • @inkwell101
    @inkwell101 15 днів тому +62

    How did the Jedi not pick up a giant compound on their scanners before landing on the planet?

    • @tactastic66
      @tactastic66 15 днів тому +10

      Because the writers didn’t have it in the budget for their scanners to pick that up

    • @JoefromNJ1
      @JoefromNJ1 15 днів тому

      i thought that but im sure the witches found some way to conceal it from scanning

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 15 днів тому +11

      ​@@tactastic66they had a metal detector though 😂😂

    • @aquapendulum
      @aquapendulum 15 днів тому +6

      It was built on a mountain too. A MOUNTAIN! They missed an artificial construction built on one of the the highest altitudes on the planet!

    • @MikeyJG
      @MikeyJG 15 днів тому +2

      Stop nit picking. There was a problem with the plot capacitor causing an issue with the writing generator. Lesbian Headlamp promised to get it fixed for season two.

  • @darthrevan9858
    @darthrevan9858 15 днів тому +1

    "This is great poo! I love it!!"😂😂😂💀🤣

  • @9ineToe
    @9ineToe 15 днів тому +1

    Just remember Brie's quote, "It wasn't made for you."

  • @romanr.4821
    @romanr.4821 15 днів тому +40

    I totally respect that you keep reminding fans not to act hostile towards the fans of Disney SW. It shows that you embraced the real philosophy of starwars.

    • @greghorne2372
      @greghorne2372 15 днів тому +3

      Although he did say that anyone who likes this show is like someone eating poo and saying Yum, thank you.

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 15 днів тому +1

      He maybe a "Jedi" to them, but I am "Sith" to them. Bwahahahahahaha!!!

    • @thegamingkitchen8429
      @thegamingkitchen8429 15 днів тому

      Star wars theory dog whistles​@@greghorne2372

    • @zrecvelesa6012
      @zrecvelesa6012 15 днів тому

      Disney SW fans are mentally ill people, we should be nice to them

  • @Sam_T2000
    @Sam_T2000 15 днів тому +16

    what is the point of Mae and Osha being weird Force twins? could they not have told this same story with them just being regular sisters, one of whom was taken by the Jedi, and the other resented the Jedi for doing so and became an “acolyte”?

    • @rich.jerkov
      @rich.jerkov 15 днів тому

      Because that would involve a man. Haven't you heard? Strong, modern women don't need men. Even to procreate.

    • @mikeabbaticchio5754
      @mikeabbaticchio5754 15 днів тому +1

      No, bc if they did that, they couldn't shit all over the Skywalkers. You know, Disney's favorite past time😢

  • @willfowler6276
    @willfowler6276 15 днів тому +1

    Positives: 1) One good actor is master Indara (characteristic of everything Jedi should be 2)light saber fights. Negatives: everything/body in the series

  • @nick77mitchell
    @nick77mitchell 15 днів тому

    I don’t think I’ve ever watched a show that has felt both so rushed and so slow at the same time

  • @sloppyjoe4521
    @sloppyjoe4521 15 днів тому +19

    One more episode for actual plot movement to occur! Right? this was just episode 3 from the Jedi’s pov so shit!!!!!