+Alpha121198 This is so stupid people want something original not a rehashed version of the originals lol come on get real. The side movies like Rogue One etc will be what keeps Star Wars fans interested
Anakin: your a grandfather!?!? Palpatine: oh goddamnit!! Anakin: I know I hate you...but...oh my god I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU! IM A GRANDFATHER. YOUR A GRANDFATHER! WHOOPEEE! YODA!? WHAT ABOUT YOU!? Yoda: uh......children? Children I....uh... Baby Yoda: dada? Anakin: OH MY GOD HE IS SO ADORABLE! YODA IS A GRANDFATHER, SIDIOUS IS A GRANDFATHER! IM A GRANDFATHER!!! Palpatine: goddamnit, just kill me right now, I would really appreciate it.
+Aruki Tsukaru incest is wincest. 3 way with luke, leia and rey. since han is dead and finn is in coma and poe is gay for finn, luke can have an awesome 3 way
At 1:26, has anyone realised that the stormtrooper talking to Rey has a bow tie on. This is because the actor that played this stormtrooper in TFA was Daniel Craig. James Bond, who was always known for wearing a bow tie, very clever...
Thanks man! I appreciate that! next time, write spoilers then press that enter button a few times and then you can write about other movies reveals as well!
*Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?* *A: To get to the Dark Side.* *Wait I got another one...* *Q: Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?* *A: Because he’s always a little short.* *Want another?.. Ok! :D* *Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?* *A: Because he has a green thumb.* *What? You still want more? D:* *Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?* *A: Wookieleaks...* *Alright last one!* *Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?* *A: “Give me a beer and a mop!”* *Hope these made you laugh! Bye! :D*
+RangerOfAlcyone you are a racist. genocide is when people are killed. white peoplebarent being killed. they are becoming less prevalent. that is because of global warming, not integration. humans are evolving by natural selection to have barker skin, eyes, and hair. this way they will be more resistant to the increasing temperature and UV light.
Supreme leader gollum: "Bring me the precious!" Kylo Ren"Yes supreme leader." "You are taking about the girl right..?" Supreme leader gullom: "PRECIOUS!!!!!!!" LMAO I love it.
X-Wing Han could easily be explained as a force user. He believed In the force when he died, and was a great pilot, was able to shoot people without looking , and was never hit by a blaster bolt in his life.
Bob Bobby oh you are not patient we may see a Luke Skywalker movie that has Han and Luke in it and maybe it will have not just Luke but Vader as a akin before the imperial days
Deepest, bluest, my voice is Star Wars' Finn. (points if you get the reference) Thanks HISHE for having me on board once again. My force awakens for you!
Snoke: Bring me the precious Kylo: Yes supreme leader *walks out* *walks back in* Kylo: You are talking about the girl, corre- Snoke: PRECIOUS!!!! Bahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣Lmao 😂😂😂
"She is strong with the force untrained but stronger than she knows" "Bring me the precious" Yes supreme leader... you are talking about the girl" "PRECIOUS" I laugh so hard at that
FORCE USER 1667 Well Carrie actually filmed all her scenes for episode 8 and she's got a bigger part, maybe in ep 9 however Leia was only force sensitive, she was never trained as a Jedi as far as we know
+Brittany Rubio It's 3 dimensions, just place the bigger Death Star further away from the camera, adjust the angle and it looks like it does now. Maybe even have it rotate and have the mickey mouse position as final position after rotation is complete. Not that hard ...
+John Gof Also, Starkiller base was the apex of Dark Energy research, feeding off a star's radiation and, redirecting it through the planet core and ejecting it at FTL through hyperspace, even if the target was across the galaxy the ejection would reach it in minutes
Because I'm a nerd, here's the text on the screen in the background at 2:29. The stuff on the right and left are mixed up, but from what I can tell, together they say: HELLO STAR KILLER BASE STUFF AND JUNK DATA FOR THE SCREEN BOBA FETT WAS BEAT BY A BLIND MAN I spent fifteen minutes decoding that because I've lost control of my life. You're welcome.
T. No this is true. A singularity is more then likely to be created when matter collides at that speed. At the very least the force created by the impact would create a shockwave that would destroy the planet
WARNING!!!! THIS COMMENT CONTAINS SPOILERS ABOUT EPISODE 9!!!! SCROLL AWAY IF YOU DON’T WANT SPOILERS!!!!! Rey: We might be Related! Rise of Skywalker: *_Well yes, but actually no_*
Luke: Sweetheart, cut me some slack, I've been on this island for over a decade. You're the hottest thing I've seen on this planet since I found that extra-curvy boulder.
*_Kylo Renn: She is strong with the force! Untrained, but stronger than she knows!_* *_Supreme Leader {AKA:Gollum}: Bring me the precious!_* *_Kylo Renn: Yes, Supreme Leader._* _* _*_Silence Intensifies_*_ *_ *_Kylo Renn: You are talking about the girl, correct?_* *_Supreme Leader {AKA:Gollum}: PRECIOUS!_*
0:49 - For those wondering, this wouldn't have worked because the reason R2-D2 was like this was because he was resting from literal decades of uninterrupted operation and having long since lost peak efficiency. R2-D2 entered a low power mode so that his internal system's diagnostics could sort the vast amounts of data he had collected over the years. He was basically in the process of performing software based self maintenance. Forcely turning him on could have compromised this effort.
Mylo: I will finish what I started. Grandfather. Force Anakin: I am a grandfather too?! Force Anakin: OMG this is amazing!! Force Anakin: YODA!! OBI-WON Force YODA and OBI WON: When will this ever end?
Star Wars fans in 2005: I hate the prequels, they're nothing like the original trilogy. Star Wars fans in 2015: I hate The Force Awakens, it's too much like the original trilogy. Seriously, is there any pleasing you people?
+marv34001 I loved everything about SW FA but the whole shit with RD2D turning on after being in sleep mood do to depression just to complete the map like wtf
Andrew Perez You don't understand, clearly he lost the will to live. In all seriousness though, I'm willing to bet R2 was turned off so that he could hide the map until Rey arrived.
+bboythekidstudios By making a movie that doesn't suck, and introduces original ideas. I like The Force Awakens, and I think it's a really cool movie, but it is basically A New Hope 2.0. It just copied so much, and didn't seem to take many risks.
+James @Mirrordomains Or perhaps Han Solo grows some brain cells and throws Ben's sword off a cliff scolding him like the brat he is. Then Solo tells Ben how much he a his mother miss him and they head home.
2:30 has anyone else noticed what that screen says in aurebesh? this is what it says "Hello killer base stuff and junk for the screen it was beat by a blind man" Not totally sure what it means tho! XD
The part on the right mentions Boba. It's missing some bits on the ends but they seem to sort of repeat and loop round, so overall the messages seems to be something like: "Hello killer, Starkiller base stuff and junk. Data for the screens. Boba Fett was beat by a blind man."
I was ok with Han dying, but I just really wanted it to happen after Luke, Han, and Liea had some scenes and moments together. I was really looking forward to the 3 of theme reuniting on screen.
"Not giving the audiance everything they want, or else it would get boring"....the audiance already knew everything that was going to fucking happen, the plot is copied and pasted from the original star wars. Having Luke, Han and Liea unite was going to make this movie seem less like a blatant ripoff of the original star wars. I like the movie but that is a terrible excuse for not having the original trio reuniting.
+Blaze Blockade Yeah if you're starving half the time, rarely showering, living in a desert with no real home, doing dangerous stuff and probably getting hurt sometimes to get supplies, etc. Of course the actress for Rey was somewhat attractive, but the character should have probably been the opposite.
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I wish that they had a training scene at the end where Ray was carrying Luke on her back.
R: "Why are we doing this again?!"
L: "This is all I know~!"
+Alpha121198 DAMNIT YODA!!!!!!!!!!
+Alpha121198 This is so stupid people want something original not a rehashed version of the originals lol come on get real. The side movies like Rogue One etc will be what keeps Star Wars fans interested
+Chris Wilkinson ugh
+Chris Wilkinson How about you understand comedy.
+swarm 3003 lol take your own advice
I LOVE how enthusiastic Anakin is in all of these for his kids and relatives.
Must make family reunions pretty great
@@theoperumal5174 and a bit awkward
That was me back when I first found out I have nephews
Anakin does love his family. That's his one trait that stays the same throughout all media he's in.
@@jesusgonzalez6715 He's a family guy.
nice touch having a bow tie on the stormtrooper who was portrayed by Daniel Craig ;)
I just noticed that now.
I was wondering where the 007 reference was. Good catch!
+[DK96] Dr4gonkiller96 | PC Gaming | yes he's uncredited. But look up the cast. It's some storm trooper number or wording thing with 007
+Christian Del Toro yes, it actually is JB-007 ...
Luke"Wow youre hot!"
Ray"EEEEWWWW WE COULD BE RELATED!"
Luke"Never bothered me before!"
So so so so so true
And that last scene cracked me up.
“Haha, I win! *hums imperial march*” gets me every time!
Oh, I too!😂
rey:i hate u
same lmao
omg same XD
LOL you R right about that one I am sure I would like you
"We could be related"
"Never stopped me before!"
Omg I was dying of laughter
Pretty much veryone was 😆
Well she is hotttttttt
+joe salcce bothered*
+joe I second that
+joe salcce Ackbar "meh it's a trap!"
"This was the first death star... this is the second... and this... is starkiller base"
*forms Mickey
Mood.
MaiAolei I missed all this stuff too
Someone who actually noticed
It shouldn't have taken me this many swipes to find this comment.
Been swiping through and still no reaction of Golem being snook 😂
Finally someone noticed
I love that "na na na na na na na na na" By Kylo Ren!!!
Cheryl Szymanski me 2 😹😹😹
Cheryl Szymanski facts
I prefer naaa naa na naa
this is what kylo said (O in your face u fell for it again na na na na na na na na na ) I love that bit
Am i the only one who noticed the spaceballs refrence?
Hishe predicted Snoke being unimportant. They didn’t even animate him
Noah Clark they did ....THE PRECIOUS
Shrey sharma bring meee the preeescious
@@shreysharma726 *THEEEE PRECIOUSSS*
*_P R E C I O U S_*
That Was A Lord Of The Rings Reference...........but you're right
Star Wars 7 The Force Awakens
Star Wars 8 The Last Jedi
Star Wars 9 From His Sleep
From his nap*
This is so so clever
Star Wars 10 a new Jedi’s
Stars wars 11 a great ending
If this is how they actually are setting up the titles.......my mind is blown
From A Nap
"Leia gonna be pissed!"
-Han Solo 2016
+Tyler's Dad ok who cares it was because of when they sent it in 2016 brah
omg lol 😂😂😂😂
"never bothered me before. "
- Luke Skywalker 2016
+Sean Chow Dude thats funny. Thats gonna go in the world of famous quotes. lol "Leia gonna be pissed!" -Han Solo 2016
"Chewie, we're screwed."
-Han Solo 2015
Well what do ya know, HISHE predicted the lightsaber being thrown away without care
RedLightning17 Hahaha!!!
*MIND BLOWN*
Yup. Such a shame
I think they took inspiration for last Jedi from this
definitely
“Wow you’re hot”
-Luke Skywalker in 2016
Best comment
2015*
He is Jack Skywalker
Wait 2016 has it really been that long?
Give or take however long "a long time ago" is.
"We could be RELATED!"
"..."
"Never bothered me before."
HA ha ha! that was hilarious!
ERROR ERROR LOL I KNOW RIGHT BEST SCEANE EVER
..... why is it so funny ?
God damn it's been so long I don't remember exactly the details and stuff
@@Aut0nym0us I'm pretty sure Luke nailed Leah.
@@jmcdowall15 lmfao theres probably some weird fan fiction out there about that 😂
@@Smoothie_dude "probably", are you new here.
Movie 7 : the force awakens
Movie 8 : the last jedi
Movie 9 : wait we found another jedi
I always liked
The Force Awakens
The Last Jedi
From His Nap
Movie 10 Oh he just died
Jazz Malo jup your right 😂
Lloyd Paikea rouge one takes place between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope
Tobi Ronzani what a masterpiece
Nailed it.
+Mr Sunday Movies Mr Sunday Movies!
Hello...
James i love you!
+Mr Sunday Movies Everyone's favorite goat headed commentator! Grab dat gem!
Yoooooooo!
Palpatine: "I have a granddaughter! This is amazing news! I must tell everyone! Hey Vader, I have a granddaughter!"
Spoiler Alert!
🙄
GermanGameAlliance yes
Spoiler alert
Anakin: your a grandfather!?!?
Palpatine: oh goddamnit!!
Anakin: I know I hate you...but...oh my god I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU! IM A GRANDFATHER. YOUR A GRANDFATHER! WHOOPEEE! YODA!? WHAT ABOUT YOU!?
Yoda: uh......children? Children I....uh...
Baby Yoda: dada?
Anakin: OH MY GOD HE IS SO ADORABLE! YODA IS A GRANDFATHER, SIDIOUS IS A GRANDFATHER! IM A GRANDFATHER!!!
Palpatine: goddamnit, just kill me right now, I would really appreciate it.
Thanks for the spoiler buddy
"We could be related!"
"Never bothered me before."
+Aruki Tsukaru incest is wincest. 3 way with luke, leia and rey. since han is dead and finn is in coma and poe is gay for finn, luke can have an awesome 3 way
+Utkarsh Pandey 😂😂😂 Omg whyyyy
+Aruki Tsukaru Leia is gonna get jealous
Even though he didnt know Leia was his sister untl later, lol.
rose novel how about we hang out with each other since poe and finn are in a galaxy far far away haha
"WE MAY BE RELATED"...."never bothered me before" "OKAY BYE"
+Hoparistic BEST PART LOL
that was the hardest I had laughed because of a youtube video in a while
I got that reference from an older Star Wars movie
Bye Felicia
Only the originals can explain this! 😂
I DIED WHEN KYLO SANG IMPERIAL MARCH 😂😂😂😂😂
I died when I saw this comment 😂
najelaa syifa I DIED... ummm.... Uhhhhh .... Hmmmm..... TODAY! (dies after posting this comment)
NA NA NA NA NANA NA NANA
Also the part with Gollum! 😂😂😂😂😁😂😂😂😂😁
Me to
1:40
"This was death star."
"This was the second one."
"And this is Starkiller Base."
**forms mickey*
Nobody:
Ackbar: It's a trap!
lol😂
Its a trap!
Allahu akbar
Well one of us wears was chewed on by Pluto
100th like uwu
*TWO OF THEM HAVE TO BE FLAT, NOT SPHERICAL!!!!! JESUS H. M. CHRIST!!!!!!*
"Never bothered me before"
Best line you've ever written 😂
refference to his sister lol
i paused the video and ROFL'd for a solid minute and a half
+BLAM Havoc REALLY???? HOLY CRAP I DIDNT KNOWsarcasm
XD I love these guys
Hahaha
Revenge Of The Sith:I'm Gonna Be A Father?
Empire Strikes Back:I Am Your Father!!!
The Force Awakens:I Have A Grandson Too?
😂😂😂😂
"I HAVE A FAMILY!"
Return of the Jedi: I HAVE A DAUGHTER!
Loving vader's family
Oh my gosh this is never going to end...
Gollum the Supreme Leader. I just lost it all. :D
I haven't legitimately laughed out loud like that in a LONG time! 😂
*PREECIOOOUUUS!!!*
I almost died
Cus andy serkis
At 1:26, has anyone realised that the stormtrooper talking to Rey has a bow tie on. This is because the actor that played this stormtrooper in TFA was Daniel Craig. James Bond, who was always known for wearing a bow tie, very clever...
No
I know you commented a year ago but that was very smart
That's why they made Snoke into Gollum, because Andy Serkis played both. Love those little Easter Eggs.
Wait what. The Great Bond has appeared in Star Wars?!
HISHE predicted Luke's saber getting tossed away like nothing lol
acusterx SPOILERS. IF YOU DONT KNOW (caps sorry) but he actually threw it away lol
Smiling And Staring It’s really not a spoiler
They also predicted yoda’s ghost.
Rian Johnson was just ripping off everything he could find!
Lol
Episode 8 script.
Luke: Rey, I am your father.
Anakin's Ghost: I HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER TOO!!!
JediKnightK I
JediKnightK *great grand daughter*
then, anikan's mom come and says I HAVE A GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER
Yoda, Obi1, Master Windu, Qui-Gon guess what!! Obi-Wan: Oh not again!!
Oh, now look what you have done! You've have any idea how long it took him to stop raving like this?
"Where did you come from Luke?"
"I got bored on my island..."
Stamatis Zygas That One Part in TLJ in a nutshell.
"Ugh... Leia's gonna be pissed!"
When are we getting how the rise of Skywalker should of ended? Because I want to see ghost anakin being excited that palpatine is a grandfather too.
Mason P Yeah
Also, nice spoilers.
Yah it just came out and that happened
Thanks man! I appreciate that! next time, write spoilers then press that enter button a few times and then you can write about other movies reveals as well!
Wow, you actually predicted a HISHE moment.
"I love your eyes"
Han walks in immediately walks away
Me: DYING XD
Bolt Fantasticated when?
Shortax at the end of the vids
...nope
Wouldn't Chewy's wife from the SW Holiday Special tear her apart?
Bolt Fantasticated Where is that
*Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?*
*A: To get to the Dark Side.*
*Wait I got another one...*
*Q: Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?*
*A: Because he’s always a little short.*
*Want another?.. Ok! :D*
*Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?*
*A: Because he has a green thumb.*
*What? You still want more? D:*
*Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?*
*A: Wookieleaks...*
*Alright last one!*
*Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?*
*A: “Give me a beer and a mop!”*
*Hope these made you laugh! Bye! :D*
Hilarius XD
+HoomanTV I Cried :(
Find ya!
+HoomanTV Didn't get the last one :(
+HoomanTV If Yoda said the jokes they would be so much better. No offense.
You know, I was thinking. We see someone lose a limb in almost every Star Wars film. Except this one.
Then I realized, no, it did.
They lost a Han.
so silly..still made me laugh😝
+Nick Piers Why can't I remember someone losing a limb in A New Hope? 0o
***** Obi Wan cut off that dude's arm in the cantina.
There was a deleted scene where Chewie rips off Unkar Plutts arms out of their socket but they took it out because it was too violent
+Nick Piers
It took me a while to get the joke. gg
I love the ending "Leias gonna be pissed" like he'd rather face death than her
Would *You* want to face a sibling after killing said sibling's child???
@@Alysa-Aiday that’s for luke
2:22 the map says, "they dead" funny details you don't always notice
First of all, you cant speak for everyone. Next I said don't always notice. Sometimes you do. Jeez.
A. J. Dragon I saw it
My god the gollem scene was perfect
Lol
"PRECIOUS"
+rocknerd969 my precious!!!!!
+Tom Fenton I went LMAO at that point xD
+Tom Fenton dear god i laughed so hard at that i snorted.
3:26 - "Why didn't you shoot first". Beautiful.
💻
Rey: We could be related..
Luke: That never bothered me before....
I am dead.....lol
Ok bye
Leia
I did not teach them well.
*0k bYE*
They predicted the throwing the lightsaber over the shoulder.
Michael MacLeod And Luke’s intent to kill Ben/Kylo
"Never bothered me before"
that got me
"OKAY, BYYYYE!"
+Austin C Holy heck, I'm still laughing.
+Austin C Hell Yeah, it was great. lollll
I totally forgot... he was so hot for sis way back when!
Anyone notice the trooper with Rey when she's escaping has a black bow tir
+turtlelover59
Tie
Anyone like how Luke had more lines in this 5 min video than in the entire movie?
+RangerOfAlcyone Mace Windu, Boba Fett and Lucas wife is black.... no genocide.... ur just racist. Now go ahead and say something racist, I'm waiting.
He didnt even have any lines at all
yeah. like 5 in this video and 0 in the movie.
+RangerOfAlcyone you are a racist. genocide is when people are killed. white peoplebarent being killed. they are becoming less prevalent. that is because of global warming, not integration. humans are evolving by natural selection to have barker skin, eyes, and hair. this way they will be more resistant to the increasing temperature and UV light.
why in the world did I type "no genocide"???? oh well...my point was made and ....mistype
Luke: WOW your hot!
Ray: We might be related!
Luke: It never bothered me before.
Me: Has flashbacks of Luke and Leia kissing
Ya lol
Rey*
Wut!? When did that happen?
there was definitely some tongue action
@@mariasirona1622 sorry mate 😂
R: we could be related!
L: never bothered me before
XD oh god, hopefully no fanfic coming out of THAT! nice one HISHE
+pancious It's probably waaaaay too late for that. : )
+retnavybrat ugh I am still yet to recover from suitless!Anakin/Luke, Vader/Luke and Luke/Leia
+pancious too late
Well Luke did kiss leia in episode 5
+Joey Mendez bu- but that was before he knew they are twins!!
Supreme leader gollum: "Bring me the precious!"
Kylo Ren"Yes supreme leader."
"You are taking about the girl right..?"
Supreme leader gullom: "PRECIOUS!!!!!!!"
LMAO I love it.
Tee heee
It’s sad to think that this is actually the closest we’ll ever get to seeing Luke and Han onscreen together again.
They can be ghosts together, taunting kylo
Auluaden Bartolli Han isn’t a Jedi, so he can’t be a force ghost.
X-Wing Han could easily be explained as a force user. He believed In the force when he died, and was a great pilot, was able to shoot people without looking , and was never hit by a blaster bolt in his life.
Bob Bobby oh you are not patient we may see a Luke Skywalker movie that has Han and Luke in it and maybe it will have not just Luke but Vader as a akin before the imperial days
Sad to think this is better than the actual movie we got...
There is a bow tie on the stormtrooper that is guarding Rey, and that stormtrooper is played by Daniel Craig.
Hishe is amazing
Stillwater Felix I’ve only just noticed that too😂😂😂
Yes.
HISHE not Hi she
Does it matter? We all knew what they meant.
@@blakechow8294 its a typo made by my phone
1:45 I saw what you did there, HISHE. Very clever.
What did they do?
+RaiderFOOTBALL disney
The two Death Stars and Starkiller Base look like Mickey Mouse's head. Because Disney owns Star Wars.
+RaiderFOOTBALL Mickey mouse.. Disney
+RaiderFOOTBALL it's Micky mouse
Deepest, bluest, my voice is Star Wars' Finn. (points if you get the reference) Thanks HISHE for having me on board once again. My force awakens for you!
+Black Nerd Comedy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Star Wars - well, if that's not enough to be nominated for an Oscar then I don't know either ^^
LL Cool J from the Deep Blue Sea soundtrack.
+Black Nerd Comedy Great job doing voice work, Andre. You should do more of it.
+Black Nerd Comedy I thought that last laugh in the video there sounded like you. Nice!
+Black Nerd Comedy oh no wonder that "Droid please!" was thrown in there! haha
That ending!!!
Killed me!
"nope, I'm outta here"
I know right
It killed Ben too
Snoke: Bring me the precious
Kylo: Yes supreme leader
*walks out*
*walks back in*
Kylo: You are talking about the girl, corre-
Snoke: PRECIOUS!!!!
Bahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣Lmao 😂😂😂
Pandy Wandy Kind of implies that Kylo already thinks of Rey as "precious"...😂
its gollum
Its not snoke, its Gollumn
God dam I repeated that so many times😂
PRECIOUS-
"Never bothered me before" wow
Okay thanks!!! BYE!!!!
Definitely wincest
Kaeden Ngai-Natsuhara luke and Leia did kissed tho
Yep, it's a very old joke from after Luke and Leia were changed to be siblings.
nearly died laughing over that line. Sick sick sick :p
When Gollum came onscreen I was just like: Ok HISHE... THAT IS A PERFECT DEPICTION OF SNOKE. You guys are awesome! Keep up the great work
Also, MICKEY MOUSE EARS FOR THE THREE DEATH STARS!
+Horsepower37 Snoke is played by Andy Serkis, that joke is a perfect combo !
+Horsepower37 it's actually a reference to andy serkis, who is the motion capture guy for both of them
We made the same joke in our video!
+Nathan Ross in our video we actually have Andy Serkis wearing the motion capture suit 😂
"She is strong with the force untrained but stronger than she knows"
"Bring me the precious"
Yes supreme leader... you are talking about the girl"
"PRECIOUS"
I laugh so hard at that
Same here!
BBVideos PRECIOUS!
TheOnComingStorm IKR
@@thisisben837 Supreme leader Gollum
Would like but it has 666 likes so I’ll leave
Oby, "why!!!? Why did you do that?"
Luke "Because I'm Batman!"
@Nathanael Jacob joker loves batman
He can definitely impersonate Batman
R.I.P. Carrie Fisher, she is one with the force now
Aakash Vadher I am the force and the force is with me
Molly Baker no
Aakash Vadher so......force ghost in ep 8 am i right??
FORCE USER 1667 Well Carrie actually filmed all her scenes for episode 8 and she's got a bigger part, maybe in ep 9 however Leia was only force sensitive, she was never trained as a Jedi as far as we know
She is the Force
"Bring me the precioussss!" lol good point, Snoke does kinda remind me of Gollum.
+KLAEmiDidact And snoke is played by Andy Serkis
lol
Ynnojax Thank you, I almost forgot.
PRECIOOOOOOOOOUSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Really?!?
I have literally one problem with this and it's a small one.
The 2nd Death Star was actually larger than the original! Only found that out recently.
+John Gof alot larger even
Brittany Rubio aha so that is why
Brittany Rubio OH SHIT I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT!
Huh, I'm not very good at this visual humor thing am I?
(No sarcasm)
+Brittany Rubio It's 3 dimensions, just place the bigger Death Star further away from the camera, adjust the angle and it looks like it does now. Maybe even have it rotate and have the mickey mouse position as final position after rotation is complete. Not that hard ...
+John Gof Also, Starkiller base was the apex of Dark Energy research, feeding off a star's radiation and, redirecting it through the planet core and ejecting it at FTL through hyperspace, even if the target was across the galaxy the ejection would reach it in minutes
"I always sense when you guys are in danger. It's kind of my thing."
Hey, now. That's a good point.
Because I'm a nerd, here's the text on the screen in the background at 2:29. The stuff on the right and left are mixed up, but from what I can tell, together they say:
HELLO STAR KILLER
BASE STUFF AND JUNK
DATA FOR THE SCREEN
BOBA FETT WAS BEAT
BY A BLIND MAN
I spent fifteen minutes decoding that because I've lost control of my life. You're welcome.
+MovingTarget85 Thanks for translating the aurebesh
Your sacrifice is noted and praised.
Many bothans Lived because you brought us that information 🙂
+MovingTarget85 Awesome! We knew someone would translate it. :)
The Blind Man the text refer's Luke, in the recent Star Wars comics. He manages to beat Boba Fett while blind.
Did anyone else see that the deathstars made the disney logo?
+Bruce Wayne It's almost as if it was intentional
It's Mickey Mouse mr Wayne, Mickey Mouse..
oh I saw it xD glad I'm not the only one =3
I thought they were going to make a joke about it
Damn, you are a smart one
The two Death Stars and the Starkiller Base on the hologram made a Mickey Mouse!
LMK - LegoMasterKids yes it did
It's a joke because Disney owns star wars
i was gonna say "this is the death star. this is the second one, and this is mickey mouse
LMK - LegoMasterKids god damn it disney...
Did the same a year ago comment never got an upvote
1:44 Is that Mickey??
If it is you are much creative than I thought HISHE team.
Rey: Gross ! We can be related !
Luke: Never bothered me before !
Rey: Okay byeeeeeee..
it was the pause before he said it that got me
George G. Haha it’s because he snogged his sister.
And it turns out they were never related.
Sean Wheeler most disappointing movie ever :(
"We could be related!?"
"Never bother me before."
True, but it's confirmed they are not related.
Cookiecat 33 you really trust Kylo after it was revealed that Snoke was controlling the visions
How did you know ending of "rise of Skywalker"?
@@coultergill7728 you should watch new star wars
True, but technically she’s adopted by the Skywalkers when you think about it.
BlushBlossom she adopted herself to a couple of dead people. Dont be like rey
Why not "You will lock the door and tighten my restraints ;)"
No, just...no
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Yes
Yaaaaaaas
good good let the horniness flow through you
People : Rey is not related to Luke because she is Palpatine's granddaughter
Disney : Palpatine is Anakin's father lol
Lmao so who’s her parents 🤔
Dhanar Santika Papa Palpy being Anakins father has never been confirmed, or has it?
Dude, Spoilers, I’ve seen the movie but come on
It’s been debunked. Get your canon straight.
Arun Manickam palpatine’s other son or daughter. Well that’s either Rey’s mother or father. The wife/husband is unknown
RIP
Ben Skywalker Solo/Kylo Ren
Death by:Lightsaber
Murder:Luke Skywalker
5345-5456
+DogMania Ben Skywalker Solo*
+DogMania Leia isn't even an Organa... (facepalm)
Lol
RIP Han Solo
Death by- Ben Skywalker Solo
;)
+Ty Ty (ManiacalMandalorian) By (secret) adoption.
kylo ren : help me
han solo : anything
Luke Skywalker : surprise
force ghost anakin : oh come on son I was a grandfather until u kill my evil grandson
Donna Hall I thought han was gonna shoot him cuz he always shoots first 😂😂😂
Me: Uh, actually Anikan Luke has a girl.
Ghost Anikan: “ I HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER TOO!!”
I LuigiCraft1011 omg -_-
A light speed impact would have been sufficient to collapse matter at the point of impact into a black hole, destroying Starkiller base.
Is this from Star Trek? It has to be with such mumbo-science-jumbo! x)
Bellamy Chae destroying everything else
I new I would find a comment like this 😂😂
T. No this is true. A singularity is more then likely to be created when matter collides at that speed. At the very least the force created by the impact would create a shockwave that would destroy the planet
My reply here.....
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
WARNING!!!! THIS COMMENT CONTAINS SPOILERS ABOUT EPISODE 9!!!! SCROLL AWAY IF YOU DON’T WANT SPOILERS!!!!!
Rey: We might be Related!
Rise of Skywalker: *_Well yes, but actually no_*
"Chewy... We're screwed" well played How It Should Have Ended, well played
Matt Dav I didn't get it
It's like him saying, "Chewie... we're home" but instead of "home", he says "screwed"
Luke: Sweetheart, cut me some slack, I've been on this island for over a decade. You're the hottest thing I've seen on this planet since I found that extra-curvy boulder.
+GdoubleWB you beat me to it LMAOOOOO!!!
+YOUFAIL MON Go where Keyboard warrior?
+YOUFAIL MON YEA there go! Now raise your keyboard and say you accomplished something in life YEEEEAAAHHH!!! I WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET!!
+GdoubleWB twitter.com/verylonelyluke?lang=en-gb
+YOUFAIL MON some comeback twice? How original!
I literally lost my shit when Gollum appeared.
+Al “Tekken” Dano Hopefully you can find it soon, because that stuff stinks.
+Negative Loaf yeah
+Al ”Tekken” Dano
Me too.
+Negative Loaf
I figuratively burst out laughing.
+Al “Tekken” Dano Best Part. Snoke really does look like him...I wonder if there related.
"Wow, you're hot." Basically his response the first time he saw Leia's hologram. 😅
Notice how Luke had more lines here than the actual movie.
If he had said the word "the" it would have been more lines than in the movie
*_Kylo Renn: She is strong with the force! Untrained, but stronger than she knows!_*
*_Supreme Leader {AKA:Gollum}: Bring me the precious!_*
*_Kylo Renn: Yes, Supreme Leader._*
_* _*_Silence Intensifies_*_ *_
*_Kylo Renn: You are talking about the girl, correct?_*
*_Supreme Leader {AKA:Gollum}: PRECIOUS!_*
My favorite part xD
@@GhostxHours Gollum sounded like he said WISHES!!!
Finn and Poe oughta build bunk beds in that TIE fighter. There'd be so much more room for activities.
Great job as always guys!
They need to do karate in the garage too.
+MinuteMinecraftParodies OMG YOU
Fin and Poe are step brothers
+Anilyst HD no
have you seen the movie?
+Anilyst HD No, Finn* and Poe are secret lovers... ;)
Love the fact that the Daniel Craig stormtrooper has a bow tie.
1:44 Does anyone else see Micky Mouse?
No
Yeah noticed that first time.
+Aidan Otero thatsthejoke.gif
+Aidan Otero yup, they did it on purpDinsneypose
That's the point it was supposed to be Mickey Mouse
Luke: wow you're hot
Rey: what ew gross we could be related
Luke: never bothered me before
*cough cough* Leia *cough cough*
Potato Head Being alone for that long I mean can you blame him
Holo Is Best Girl not really 😂😂
(Insert Lannister incest joke here)
Potato Hea
rip princess leia tho ;(
Rey: Gross !we could be related
Luke : never bothered me before
+Jeanne D'arc Where is that from?
+SuperPolentaman when he kissed leia in episode 5. that is why lol.
I figured a reference like that would be in this
+SuperPolentaman he kissed Leia his sister
I should probably add a /s
"Bring me the precise!"
Best part lol 😂😂😂
Yes... p r e c i s e...
Precise what? The what?
Anakin 200 years later: HUUUUUUH! I'M A GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER, YODA OBI- WAN YOU GOTTA SEE THIS.
Nice one! XD
+Jack Melia yeah!
wouldn't that mean that they were all like 16 when the decedent's had kids ?
Cade skywalker?
"YODA, OBI-WAN, REY, LUKE, BEN, REY, HAN, CHEWIE, MAZKAN- oh wait you're not Jedi so u arnt ghosts.... IM A GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER!
Wow, you guys predicted the over the shoulder saber toss)
Such a Shame.
M Jela Or, Ryan Johnson saw this
Yes, they tried to turn R2 off and on again.
Then the encountered the Blue Droid of Death!
Reference to the red ring of death
That’s hilarious in a sad way!
“What do you mean did you try turning him off and on again” Clever reference to The IT Crowd
0:49 - For those wondering, this wouldn't have worked because the reason R2-D2 was like this was because he was resting from literal decades of uninterrupted operation and having long since lost peak efficiency. R2-D2 entered a low power mode so that his internal system's diagnostics could sort the vast amounts of data he had collected over the years. He was basically in the process of performing software based self maintenance. Forcely turning him on could have compromised this effort.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOT FIRST?!
HAHAHAHA
+Johniscool Sh8, my bad
sheight?
Kametsa Romero WHY YOU DIDNT TAKE ENGLISH?
"I love your eyes."
*Han comes in * turns around and runs off* "nope"
+Cody Gomes I was mildly chuckling throughout this video. Then I saw that and I lost it. :')
+Radikar what part
Radikar OMG same here
*Solo escape*
Nope
BRING ME THE PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!
yes supreme leader. uh youre talking about the girl correct?
Jon Dunham PRECIOUS
May the Force be with You One girl to rule them all.
Jonas Hartmann I thought he said WISHES!
May the Force be with You to be fair Daisy is precious
Mylo: I will finish what I started. Grandfather.
Force Anakin: I am a grandfather too?!
Force Anakin: OMG this is amazing!!
Force Anakin: YODA!! OBI-WON
Force YODA and OBI WON: When will this ever end?
IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THE MICKEY AT 1:45???
OH MY GOD, HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT
+Ryan Fee you weren't paying attention?
+Golam, In Brackets You win teh intarwebs!
Mickey rules all
+Golam, In Brackets oh good, you saw it too!
Star Wars fans in 2005: I hate the prequels, they're nothing like the original trilogy.
Star Wars fans in 2015: I hate The Force Awakens, it's too much like the original trilogy.
Seriously, is there any pleasing you people?
You're right, it´s stupid
star wars the force awakens was good....but very unoriginal
+marv34001 I loved everything about SW FA but the whole shit with RD2D turning on after being in sleep mood do to depression just to complete the map like wtf
Andrew Perez You don't understand, clearly he lost the will to live.
In all seriousness though, I'm willing to bet R2 was turned off so that he could hide the map until Rey arrived.
+bboythekidstudios By making a movie that doesn't suck, and introduces original ideas.
I like The Force Awakens, and I think it's a really cool movie, but it is basically A New Hope 2.0. It just copied so much, and didn't seem to take many risks.
OMG! That ending tho! Lol!
+Amy Clifton I recently watched Step Brothers so it was extra funny for me.
which one. the one where Kylo Ren goes haha i win Na na na na nana na nana or nooooo you killed my son, no he was going to kill you
+Amy Clifton But that's what should've happened... Luke raced to help Han before....
+James @Mirrordomains Or perhaps Han Solo grows some brain cells and throws Ben's sword off a cliff scolding him like the brat he is. Then Solo tells Ben how much he a his mother miss him and they head home.
"SUPRISE!"
2:30 has anyone else noticed what that screen says in aurebesh?
this is what it says
"Hello killer base stuff and junk for the screen
it was beat by a blind man"
Not totally sure what it means tho! XD
The part on the right mentions Boba. It's missing some bits on the ends but they seem to sort of repeat and loop round, so overall the messages seems to be something like:
"Hello killer, Starkiller base stuff and junk. Data for the screens. Boba Fett was beat by a blind man."
Not-so-subtle yet clever Mickey Mouse reference at 1:44
Igor Chesterfield in
You're good.
Igor Chesterfield I can't believe I missed that!
"From My Point of View YOU have The Lava Ground!
I can so you the FORCEPAIN!!!
l rugby before io
Ha I died at that ending with Luke! lol
ikr
+FatSnorlax Never bothered me before! OMG
Lol
so frikin funny
+FatSnorlax NO! You had so much to live for!
Rey: “we could be related”
Luke: “never bothered me before”
Because Leia kissed him before
@@DarrylErickson yep he has no problem kissing relatives
1:27 - Why was that Storm Trooper wearing a bow tie?
Because the guy who interpretates James Bond was that stormtrooper in the movie.
+Username0123456789 Daniel Craig played him in the movie and he plays James Bond.
+Username0123456789 because Daniel Craig from the James bond movies played that storm trooper
Daniel Craig ( current 007 ) played that one in the movie
+Username0123456789 He was played by Daniel Craig, aka James Bond.
I was ok with Han dying, but I just really wanted it to happen after Luke, Han, and Liea had some scenes and moments together. I was really looking forward to the 3 of theme reuniting on screen.
same !
That's what makes the movie good, not giving the audience everything they want. Or else it would get boring.
+Taylor Simpson Harrison Ford appears to be in ep viii, maybe we'll get some flashbacks for that
"Not giving the audiance everything they want, or else it would get boring"....the audiance already knew everything that was going to fucking happen, the plot is copied and pasted from the original star wars. Having Luke, Han and Liea unite was going to make this movie seem less like a blatant ripoff of the original star wars. I like the movie but that is a terrible excuse for not having the original trio reuniting.
+Dingo D. Manhunter true. a good excuse on the other is that a reunion wouldn't've fit into the story but would've rather been forced fanservice.
This has got to be the least attractive depiction of Rey that I've seen.
+Chad Eichhorn Good, she was a dirty homeless scavenger living in a desert, so it kinda makes sense for her to not be very attractive.
+PandaJerk007 Because money decides if you're attractive or not.... XD
I'm just teasing, it does. Sad thing about humanity.
+PandaJerk007 Plus, by that logic the movie is as far from making sense as it's possible to get. Again, holy shit.
+PandaJerk007 By which I mean she's beautiful, obviously. But I figured you might need it explaining
+Blaze Blockade Yeah if you're starving half the time, rarely showering, living in a desert with no real home, doing dangerous stuff and probably getting hurt sometimes to get supplies, etc. Of course the actress for Rey was somewhat attractive, but the character should have probably been the opposite.
I laughed sooooo hard when snoke was replaced with Gollum!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same