Yet again, golden content... Also skimmed the description and saw my name. Thinking, Hey! His got the same name as me... I totally forgot i support you on patron X,D But if someone is worth it. Its you!!!
@@skippayless4357 He has their IP and many don't seem to use VPNs. He's done this to a number of people and freaking them out. Some ask where in the state and he provides the more specific town etc. 😂
They’re 100% synced, like they knew the perfect response the others had in mind. Would love to have that kind of relationship where you and her vibe is just too perfect.
I just discovered this channel and have been binge watching. Hilarious stuff, man. I'd love for Kermit to get back in VR. "Somebody come get her, she's dancing like a stripper..." That frog dancing had me rollin'... 🤣
@@randomwatch2287 The girl said she saw penis before cuz she has a daughter meaning the girl made love with her husband and of course saw his penis before she have their daughter. But Kermit thought her daughter have a penis idk why I'm explaining this to you are you a kid
you killed me with this one, your content truly just keeps getting better and better and your skills are also improving take your time with the vids, king 💪🐸
What I like about your Kermit is that, in general, you are very decent and respectfull to people who are decent and respectfull to you. That's admirable. You also save the dick-joke for an appopriate time and know not to lean on it. It's not in bad taste. Respect man. 🙌
She is young but she already has the unique coy sex appeal that hasn't been seen since Marilyn Monroe. Watch Marilyn and it is that same innocent yet siren demeanor. I can guarantee that those old guys were more than happy to oblige her!
Yet again, golden content... Also skimmed the description and saw my name. Thinking, Hey! His got the same name as me... I totally forgot i support you on patron X,D But if someone is worth it. Its you!!!
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@@Maxamili No YOU!!!
He's got a cucumber for you. Green and ripe for your pleasure.
Cause you a baddddddii
Hypocrisy
I love it when Max breaks character. Another certified hood classic by Kermit!
How'd u get the sticker there?
@@poptrop01 click the join button next to the subscribe button. You gotta pay for it tho
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@realtalkry7 When there isn't one for you
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"hippity hoppity women are property" had me dying :DDDDDDD
„Hippity hoppity women are property“
Kermit 2022
True statement
That statement is as old as time
Gigachad Kermit 🗿 😅
Oh yeah, I died at that part and I couldn't breath, my friend woke up because she thought I was having a heart attack
the first girl was just so polite,genuine and sweet,gotta love people like her
I love her voice. She could talk me to sleep.
@@Rebellen007 yes what a great voice and character !
Sounds like an angel
She seemed somewhat to normal for Omegle
Its the voice what got me.
Nothing is scarier than the realisation that Kermit has your IP
Lol
@@Maxamili love your content man, second best frog on the site for sure
unless you're french. Then its bon appetit :D
I think he just knew they were from NY cuz of how they talk 🤣
@@skippayless4357 He has their IP and many don't seem to use VPNs. He's done this to a number of people and freaking them out. Some ask where in the state and he provides the more specific town etc. 😂
7:10 caught me off guard, too! I was thinking the same thing as you Max!!
Me too 😅
Me too 😳🤣
I Don't get it ..
I don't get it 🙁
@@PM-yj3lc think about where children come from
First girl seems so sweet and funny, and i could listen to her voice all day.
Ong bro 😩
She sounds exactly like nicole kidman.
SIMP
Okay bro this is just creepy
Could’ve went without saying that
7:10 This is probably the funniest thing in all your omegle videos lmao
I'm dying lol
That part killed me lol
the character break was just the best
And I thought the same thing too😭😭 💀
Had the exact same thought.
“Reverse engineer a coherent thought” I’m fkn dead lmao
I love that when you doxxed oh boy he immediately hit skip! haha bruh Kermit a GOON!
How would he even know his location unless hes the police or something
@@laqueefasteinberg4981 ip grabbers
@@laqueefasteinberg4981ur joking right? Lol jeezus
Yo that’s me and my girl in the thumbnail 😂
Haha Awesome! Definitely my favourite interaction in this video.
W DASH
4L😁
Yoooo that shit had me crying lmaooo
That first girl should consider ASMR, her voice is SO relaxing and chill
Reminds me of SacredXO
Maybe she has better things to do then whoo0ore herself for views.
"Besides trying to reverse engineer a coherent throught!" Yo Max! I legit laughed out loud on that one man!! 🤣
3:33
The goofy voice saying he's looking for baddies got me lolol. It even got you tooo lololol
"Dude looks like he gives lessons over the dark web on how to delete a hard drive," is one of the best and most specific insults I've ever heard.
Dude looks like he gives lessons over the dark web on how to delete harddrives. 😂
4:48 Can't stop laughing!!! 🤣the BLANK expression from Kermit is just priceless.
First girl's voice was heavenly 😍
Hearing Kermit break character really made my day. 7:15
7:10 has my laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my face for 5 min 😂
Me too bro i'm dying
Hilarious whenever he starts to break character. 😂
6:25 Now time for Kermit dressed as Pennywise.
The first girl was the first one to answer Kermit honestly on what she's doing on Omegle
What a great way to start the day. Let's go Max!
"Trying to reverse engineer a coherent thought" Kermit you need to chill before you end up roasting the entirety of omegle
7:10 holy shit i actually laughed out loud when Max said that🤣🤣
7:12 I ain't gon' lie I literally died laughing at this point for 10 min straight.😂😂😂😹😹😹🤣🤣
Liar
3:47 my man’s has the Predator hairline
That last one made me smile a lot, it’s beautiful how talented people can be.
6:40 I love how they both looked up at the same time!
That first girl gave off great vibes and felt genuine.
Beautiful and loves Harley Quinn as well. Perfection
4:50 such an adorable couple tbh
They’re 100% synced, like they knew the perfect response the others had in mind. Would love to have that kind of relationship where you and her vibe is just too perfect.
@@riardomilos8014 yeah lol 😂 there nanannananana too 😂🔨😶
I knew these people are from nyc the second I heard them speak
@@riardomilos8014 they are really in sync
When you know the video is ending, not by the video progress bar, but by the "play me a song" moment... lol
3:42 love it Max breaks character for a second when he encounters Goofy! LMAO
The couple at 4:58 look like they have fun, I love them :)
That's incest
“Your mom around?” Oh kermit, you never fail
Maybe the funniest episode yet. I was dying the whole time.
I just discovered this channel and have been binge watching. Hilarious stuff, man.
I'd love for Kermit to get back in VR. "Somebody come get her, she's dancing like a stripper..." That frog dancing had me rollin'... 🤣
I posted a Kermit VRChat video on my gaming channel a week or two ago :)
Bro what took you so long, we've all been here waiting for you. We need to get him too 4 million subscribers!
3:03 "Is that a baddie there" ... best reaction loool
Man I was smiling the whole time, you crack me up. Especially that first girl she was cool.
7:10 don’t worry that threw me too 🤣🤣
Never a dull lunch break when Kermits looking for baddies!
I love when they ask him to stay like he's gonna leave free content lmao
That first woman has a wonderful voice, and she is very beautiful.
07:56 He couldn't believe it then kermit asks if his mum is around, I f*cking love these kermit videos dude
the first girl was so polite and sounded really nice :)
7:10 “I think I’ve seen a pen*s before I have a daughter”
Bruh took me a second too!!!
Could you explain what was the joke please
@@randomwatch2287 The girl said she saw penis before cuz she has a daughter meaning the girl made love with her husband and of course saw his penis before she have their daughter.
But Kermit thought her daughter have a penis
idk why I'm explaining this to you are you a kid
@@azul2yrsago415 Not English.
@@randomwatch2287 What language you think you're speaking? Alien language?
@@azul2yrsago415 yeah, America great.
5:50 Max, I actually laughed out loud. Great content man as always.
you killed me with this one, your content truly just keeps getting better and better and your skills are also improving
take your time with the vids, king 💪🐸
First girl super chill and cool. Impressed!!
1:20 bro you matched with miss piggy
0:10 omg i love her voice
that afro fluff guy was fanboying so hard xD
Kermit the frog single handedly keeping the cucumber business alive.
You made Foster's whole life omg
What I like about your Kermit is that, in general, you are very decent and respectfull to people who are decent and respectfull to you.
That's admirable. You also save the dick-joke for an appopriate time and know not to lean on it. It's not in bad taste. Respect man. 🙌
Kermit is a saint, he helped her conquer her fear of puppets with his massive “cucumber”
Lmfao - the “I have a daughter” comment and mix up had me rollin’ 😂🤣💀….the way he cracked up loool
It keeps getting funnier and funnier every time you show up as Kermit 🤣🤣🤣
Have you ever made Kermit do impressions? Would be fun to hear kermitified versions of your regular impressions 🤔
Kermit always gets me laughing. The hippity hoppity had me rolling.🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the best thus far, keep on keeping on max, and have a nice day
2:38 the laughf i cant 🤣
can’t believe i found him lmaooo
6:58 Is the funniest part of this video. 🤣
I swear this NEVER gets old !
“What’re you doing on here? Besides trying to reverse engineer a coherent thought.” Pure gold.
That first girl was a 10/10 in every aspect
Damn Kermit legit got teenage boys begging to see that BGC. 😂
AGHAHAHAHSHWHSGS
4:34 SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!
I was looking for this comment
7:10 laughing so hard at this part im crying😭😭
The first girl was great such an awesome personality
7:01 was absolutely hilarious... I thought the same thing 🤣
That Ironing Board moment was perfect lol
3:27 LMAOOOOOOO THIS IS KILLING ME, STOP 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Reverse engineer a coherent thought."
Now that's a good insult.
Ty for the more kermit content
First girl, what a beautiful voice and smile!! 😍
Could that first woman be anymore attractive? Her looks, her voice, her attitude, and her energy are all top notch. She should be on more videos.
Have yourself a 1-900-Christmas‼️
One hand ✋🏻 holds the phone 📞
The other hand 👋🏻 is sliding up and down your bone 🦴
@@treystephens6166 underated comment
@@hughmungus1809 thanks, it’s from a naughty Christmas Song Parody CD 💿
@@treystephens6166 You have the same amount of intellect as that CD, kid.
@@SuperN1ntendoChalmers intellect??? what’s that???
"sorry about that"The slight character break is so funny lmao
Ya had me at "is your mom around"
The first one's pretty chill and she just play along, that's cool of her
The first girl had a perfect voice.
She is young but she already has the unique coy sex appeal that hasn't been seen since Marilyn Monroe. Watch Marilyn and it is that same innocent yet siren demeanor. I can guarantee that those old guys were more than happy to oblige her!
The first girl sounds like she does voice-mail recordings for a living.
I love your Kermit man. This is what makes youtube such an amazing platform.
always love when he ends it wholesome with someone playing music!
Kermit is making our days much better
6:43 the timing of the head raise lmao
The first lady sounds like the woman you’d hear on the subway intercom.
Bro this is one of your best videos by far
the first girl is an australian dream 🤩
That first girls voice? Damn, I would even buy an extended warranty from her on a car I no longer own!
Saving it for her. Made my daY . greetings From germany.
Love how you always seem to find a talented musician to end most of the videos on! Awesome content!
That First Giirl is definitely my type 🤩
This is top 1 on all of your Omegle videos. I laughed so hard twice 🤣
The “what’s goin on here?” when that sus dude popped up killed me.
Damn, I was just binge-watching Maxamili’s channel and see he uploaded a new Kermit vid! Gotra love it.
OMFG " besides trying to reverse engineer a coherent thought " i am dead inside
That first girl was cool af, she probably would've talked for quite awhile
@LAW these guys will always be orbitters😂 at this point they deserve the friendzone foreva
@@NoRockinMansLand what else can we do ?
6:38 oh man this Situation 🤣