The Voice to be able to say what ever you need to jokes and all is def Top Class.. , hehe look at me reading and replying to your post hehe MaxFam4Life'ers
I dunno man....I'd swear he has flannel for blood! Her mom must have been a genuine train wreck for the dude to get custody. Every man in Amurika, gets shafted for 18 years but a vampire!
@@chuckwood7769 or she could be just a very spoiled rich princess who thought she might get lucky with a nice easy to maintain guy who then had enough and filed for divorce.
What the fuck are you talking about? She literally told him "fuck you". Zero respect at all. If my daughter ever spoke to me like that she'd be terrified to even think it for the rest of her life afterwards.
Roasting a dad infront of his daughters that was brutal, kermit is going rogue lol Is it weird that in every clip i was hoping kermit would show pickle 🤔😂
Lolol you are messed up in the head! But I kinda hoped so too. Lol But not with the two girls 🤣 But this new pinchin a loaf is 🔥! I wanna see more of it
The dad was feeling emasculated by Kermit and started making threats and implying he's committed murder just to sound tough infront of his daughter and her friend 🤣
She found a new kink that day... That's why, she felt she was in a hurry, to browse the interwebs for some more quality content, if you catch my drift.
Honestly, just enjoying the videos, that's prize enough. I would request that you entertain the idea of doing a full video of your Herbert the Pervert voice. That cracks me up. ha.
That Dad was a good sport, with all that you threw at him hahaha wonderful video as always mah man !!!!... OMG that was funny the Aussie girl at end was cool
kermit is back again finally some fun after I had it enough with the Internet those past few days it's just too short we need moooooore. -cucumber gang
oh fella i can never get board of our green friend. you bloody brilliant at humour. still love that quote you said in one video "the room will be full of the sound of one handed clapping) oh boy so funny love you work i so look forward to your next :)
I lost it when the girl whose dad you roasted imitated your "you know wha im sayin" 😂 I've started saying that a lot since I've started watching your vids
10 years ago the internet was on course to change the world for the better. Fast forward to now and i'm enjoying watching Kermit pinch out a hot loaf on youtube.
So, I had a musician at the end of the video but when I uploaded it, it was instantly copyright claimed. Had to remove it. Sorry guys!
I often wonder how an algorithm can be so updated to flag such things.
So you afraid of being demonetisized?
Stick to Kermit and cut out your other shit
I was wondering why there wasn't one... still a good end though... super entertaining video!
Ah, no worries. Do like how you end some of the videos on that vibe.
Kermit roastin is the BEST
Also props for that dad for being a good sport lmao
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the meth addict? i actually believe 100% he might be a murderer lol
He's that cool dad that doesn't mind a good roast or inappropriate humor lol. I think Max could tell that
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She is underage and has a vape .. her dad does nothing
Damn imagine getting roasted by a frog and your daughter is just laughing her ass off 😂
He said drunk ass got the shorts for the free 🐸
i thought he was gunna talk about fucking his daughter
And then he roasts your mom and she says f**k you. Double ouch
We have the same pfp
@Cute_pupper122 indeed we do, my brother.
Bark bark wood bark woof
Kermit is such a loveable character, he literally gives a shit about all his fans.
no he doesn’t i still haven’t received n@ked pictures from him in my dm
Damn I was gonna make that joke xD
You mean, gives a shit "to" all of his fans.
The Voice to be able to say what ever you need to jokes and all is def Top Class.. , hehe look at me reading and replying to your post hehe MaxFam4Life'ers
@@stacyfearlicia isn't he already naked?
Kermit had absolutely no chill, confirmed
Yep definitely..
Tbh some of the people he ran into here deserved it lol
@Search RACHIKARTV weirdo
@@Alpezgaming what I wanna know is who actually liked his comment lol
But he funny
Love when the dad comes in, great conversation back and forth.
its was only forth, no back.
Dude that Dad in the beginning was pretty chill and awesome. The way his girl talked to him looked like she really loves him and he is a good father.
Yeah I got that for sure man and it makes me happy the dads got the kids with him. 100% a good hardworking dude that likes some beer.
hahaha they are both trailer park trash
I dunno man....I'd swear he has flannel for blood!
Her mom must have been a genuine train wreck for the dude to get custody. Every man in Amurika, gets shafted for 18 years but a vampire!
@@chuckwood7769 or she could be just a very spoiled rich princess who thought she might get lucky with a nice easy to maintain guy who then had enough and filed for divorce.
What the fuck are you talking about? She literally told him "fuck you". Zero respect at all. If my daughter ever spoke to me like that she'd be terrified to even think it for the rest of her life afterwards.
Did kermit just scare the jizz out of himelf with the jumpscare at 5:19? LOL
I laughed way to hard at this comment for way to long lol.
The Dad and the Daughter were great, I hope they're living their best lives.
Sweet Home Alabama 🎵🎶
They're definitely doing it
"No. No. No... I'm too high for this shit..."
LMFAO
"Just skip me then bitch. No wonder people are mean to you!!!"
That part had me dying.
lol that edit of the Kermit jump scare into shooting a rope cracked me up
lmao i replayed it like 10 times
it was like the comedy got interrupted by twice the comedy
I love that they didn't react to the brain cell joke. Makes the joke even funnier
Roasting a dad infront of his daughters that was brutal, kermit is going rogue lol Is it weird that in every clip i was hoping kermit would show pickle 🤔😂
Lolol you are messed up in the head! But I kinda hoped so too. Lol But not with the two girls 🤣
But this new pinchin a loaf is 🔥! I wanna see more of it
It’s a cucumber… ffs
Zucchini actually
The dad was feeling emasculated by Kermit and started making threats and implying he's committed murder just to sound tough infront of his daughter and her friend 🤣
The last girl was so polite, after he just pinched a loaf in front of her. 😄
She found a new kink that day... That's why, she felt she was in a hurry, to browse the interwebs for some more quality content, if you catch my drift.
Aussie girls are like that 🙂
The dad and his daughters were a vibe. Lmao.
That first guy was so chill, love him!
LMFAO that dad could not catch a break 😭💀
This never gets old. “What’s with all of these mofos wearing sunglasses indoors”. LMAO!!😂
I NEED an uncut version of the conversation with the dad. Holy shit!
I'll never get sick of your kermit videos, they're still my favourite 😂
There's something magical about seeing Kermit taking a crap
Wanna see a magic trick?
"Proceed to take a dooki"
Had me in tears
5:16 I love the way you put that cvmshot on the end of a devastating jumpscare XD :)
Dude, the burn at the end of the dad one had me laughing so hard man
7:29 - "Dollar Store Drake."
Ayyyooo 💀
Sure the 3:16 girls & dad…best clip I’ve seen. Made my day the dads reaction was awesome
Kermit has become the Roast Master, the next Jeff Ross.
lol
Shoutout to that Jeffrey Dahmer stunt double at 4:00 😂🤣😂🤣
Lol
😂😂
I thought it was Kevin from Home Alone lol
Do people just not know what Jeff looks like?
" Slim Jim's and Meth "
"Your mom must've left em right?" Kermit, why you got no chill?
I'm WAY late to these vids BUT I'm hooked, love it - GOOD shit! 👍🏼
Imagine taking a shit and someone says "that's incredible." They fucked up 🤣🤣
4:22 "everyone here is mean"
Proceeds in being a bi**h
That's a good summary of a lot of humans
That Ellen reference was gold!!!
I thought he was gonna call them Dahmer 🤔
It was a serious miss. Cause that was obviously Dahmer
Bro that first one was the funniest thing I've seen in a while
Kermit droppin literal bombs out there today 🤣
"He looks like he has two braincells and they're both competing for third place y'know what i'm saying"
I'm wheezing.
the king is back kermitting crimes
"you look like your diet consist of slim Jim's and meth!" Oh shit that had me rolling 😂
Kermit is back 😍
Btw those girls are lucky to have dad like that
Just dunkin' on someones dad for two and a half minutes, amazing
OMG, I actually laughed so hard I spit out my Monster drink on that first "magic trick" LOL.
Honestly, just enjoying the videos, that's prize enough. I would request that you entertain the idea of doing a full video of your Herbert the Pervert voice. That cracks me up. ha.
That Dad was a good sport, with all that you threw at him hahaha wonderful video as always mah man !!!!... OMG that was funny the Aussie girl at end was cool
6:35 what a trooper Max is to not have made a joke about the kid's bowl cut
What's green and smells like pork???
-Kermits finger!
You really woke up that morning and said "I choose violence today"
Max has run a mile with this one. Hits it out of the park. Peace my dude!
I have been waiting for Kermit to come back. These have to be some of the most hilarious videos on UA-cam.
Kermit taking a shit was so unexpected and fucking hilarious
This just confirms that sunglasses indoors are a sign of insecurity.
Thank you for this Homie keep up the amazing work much love and respect
"No wonder people are mean to you" 😂😂
takes a real man to say sorry but a bigger man to laugh at himself and take a joke
the last girl was so so cuuute love her so much
man the dude with the glasses and dirty blonde hair who said to wave at him you missed the chance for the Jeffery Dahmer joke on his ass 🤣
You did that girl’s dad so fkn dirty 🤣 shit that was funny lmao
5:17 was the funniest jumpscare ever lol. that's was a good one. keep up the great work.
How chill the dad made the clip so much funnier
1:00 that family confused me a lot
kermit is back again
finally some fun after I had it enough with the Internet those past few days
it's just too short we need moooooore.
-cucumber gang
This is literally one of your best one’s 😂 thanks for all the laughs man.
Kermit is back with the zingers! This is my favorite content of yours
4:52 that bih came from the heart fr
I've been slacking, and I haven't watched a video in a minute, but it warms my heart that the first thing I see is Kermit dropping a deuce. lol
Last girl was there looking for that cucumber
good Lord she almost exposed herself 2:45
Lol !! The chat with the father was fucking priceless!!!😂😂😂
People stopped playing music and now just wear sunglasses in the dark.
"Your diet consist of slim Jim's and meth" 🤣🤣🤣
You know you sunk to a new low when you find yourself arguing with a puppet on Omegal.
4:55 😅That's a new one. He just gave himself an exorcism to completion.
These Kermit videos are awesome!! Such a well played character. So funny, crude, intelligent and delightful.
Kermit ain’t no simp after that girl skipped him
*"... your diet consists of Slim Jims and meth."*
😂
Thanks Max...been missing these.
Those grunts when he takes a shit kill me.
"Am I gonna be on UA-cam?"
The realization.
Kermit roasting the ginger lady's father was the best part of the video.
Kermit has the SCARIEST oh face
The girls father made the whole video. He gets it.
We waited 2 weeks for this
You're starting to be like SomethingAboutChickens with the magic trick
Kermit dropping logs lmao
😂 am I the only one who thought the palm tree was a part of dudes hair at 3:54?
oh fella i can never get board of our green friend. you bloody brilliant at humour. still love that quote you said in one video "the room will be full of the sound of one handed clapping) oh boy so funny love you work i so look forward to your next :)
This video is one I NEEDED to see. Thank you.
Aussies represent! That last girl did our country proud 🤣
the slim Jim's and meth line almost killed me...
That kid looked exactly like Jefferey Dahmer
Kermit deserves that damn tattoo.
Fuck your tattoos!
-Tool
Kermit takes a dump and the 1st thing he asks is "am I gonna be on UA-cam" lol 😆
The last thing you said to that girl's dad about killed me..🤣🤣🤣
Kermit is by far the best one of your characters man. If a good laugh prolongs life he's going to make me immortal! 😂
I lost it when the girl whose dad you roasted imitated your "you know wha im sayin" 😂 I've started saying that a lot since I've started watching your vids
Kermit is having "turdpoles".......... UGH !!
No wonder people are mean to you!!! 😂😂 Kermit letting everyone know.
Frog and a log lol
The dad is a good sport for not taking it personal and having fun with it.
10 years ago the internet was on course to change the world for the better. Fast forward to now and i'm enjoying watching Kermit pinch out a hot loaf on youtube.