I BROKE REALITY stopping an army of chickens...

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  • @javierlicea7111
    @javierlicea7111 9 місяців тому +205

    That level 1 turret has seen it all.

  • @lukool1800
    @lukool1800 9 місяців тому +228

    This seems like one of those mobile games where in the ad, the player makes the stupidest decisions, not that you're stupid.

    • @DrPsychotic
      @DrPsychotic 9 місяців тому +53

      “Hmm should I multiply by 50 on the left or subtract 700 on the right” 🤔 “I’ll go right”

    • @MysteriousStranger50
      @MysteriousStranger50 9 місяців тому +41

      Fun fact I used to work with one of the guys who were on the team of scientists who were tasked with figuring out how to make more money from people with mobile game ads, and he was on the team that investigated the effect of viewing a bad player and thus wanting to play yourself, in order to play it right.
      Apparently they were paid sickening amounts of money from the mobile industry to figure out how to manipulate people best.

    • @JACKHARRINGTON
      @JACKHARRINGTON 9 місяців тому +2

      @@MysteriousStranger50
      To do something like that, you'd need to be paid a lot, right?

    • @Lily-no2wg
      @Lily-no2wg 5 місяців тому +1

      @@MysteriousStranger50 I feel like it's an effect that is capping out. It worked on me at first, even knowing that it was a trick and how it worked; as I see it more I get more used to it and at this point it just makes me want to skip the advert more.

  • @Evill23
    @Evill23 9 місяців тому +368

    Why did UA-cam think this is BTD5 💀

    • @TweakinOnColeslaw
      @TweakinOnColeslaw 9 місяців тому +33

      As someone who used to make gaming videos, UA-cam does not automatically try to find what game it is. The person creating the video has to manually set what game they are playing out of thousands of options. So Real Civil Engineer is cultured, you see.

    • @ImmortalAbsol
      @ImmortalAbsol 9 місяців тому +11

      Matt will have chosen it as the "closest" game with a category on UA-cam so the algorithm knows who to suggest it to.
      It isn't automatic, or at least it wasn't last I checked. It's quite common, especially if it's a new game clearly inspired by another (not saying that's the case here).

    • @RealCivilEngineerGaming
      @RealCivilEngineerGaming  9 місяців тому +178

      @Noyla. UA-cam does automatically try to find what game it is if you leave it blank. I left it blank because the game isn't on their list, so cultured I am not sadly haha

    • @TweakinOnColeslaw
      @TweakinOnColeslaw 9 місяців тому +20

      @@RealCivilEngineerGaming Hmm, my bad then, I have always chosen at least some game when I made videos, so I never left it blank. Alright, discard my original comment.

    • @Evill23
      @Evill23 9 місяців тому +3

      @@TweakinOnColeslaw Oh oK :)

  • @astrid2432
    @astrid2432 9 місяців тому +44

    the biggest problem by single canon is: they shoot 1 bullet
    the lvl 25 cannon was stronger as the lvl 26 cannon, as the firerate is the same by all, it just shoot more bullet out and both cannon kill the enemy in the same time

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 9 місяців тому +13

      Yea, it seemed like a lot of the cannons were straight downgrades once it started getting two round or three round versions, since most enemies were dying in one bullet anyhow.

  • @MMJtaPenguin
    @MMJtaPenguin 9 місяців тому +124

    Game designers don't normally know what letter to put after T (trillion) so they just do AA, AB, AC, up to AZ then BA, BB, and so on.

    • @Blend3rman
      @Blend3rman 9 місяців тому +15

      I play a lot of incremental games, this sounds like they just don't want kids to be confused

    • @TweakinOnColeslaw
      @TweakinOnColeslaw 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Blend3rman QMiTgCe

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 9 місяців тому +25

      @@Blend3rman yeah, we don't want kids to accidentally learn something, that would be terrible /s

    • @Blend3rman
      @Blend3rman 9 місяців тому +1

      @@666Tomato666 why would you attempt to educate when it means fewer children will play (and spend money on) your game?

    • @killerbee.13
      @killerbee.13 9 місяців тому +10

      it obviously stands for quAAdrillion, then quinBBillion, then seCCstillion, etc (okay but really, they should just switch to scientific notation)

  • @aachucko
    @aachucko 9 місяців тому +46

    Oh. My. God.
    Theres a cannon upgrade tab.

    • @SkyJoshua
      @SkyJoshua 9 місяців тому +1

      it actually default to that tab, it just lets you buy any of the cannons you already unlocked

  • @nekogod
    @nekogod 9 місяців тому +18

    Pretty sure you can drag cannons to the trash can in the bottom right to get rid of them. Also the price reduce upgrade reduces the prices of the other upgrades so worth getting that first.

  • @cuttlefish8184
    @cuttlefish8184 9 місяців тому +126

    I dont know why matt never clicked the helicopter.

    • @zeiram666
      @zeiram666 9 місяців тому +17

      I'm happy to know I'm not the only one wondering about that. 🙂

    • @Mike__B
      @Mike__B 9 місяців тому +21

      it looked like there were multiple tabs in the upgrade screen too, this game isn't enough to compel me to look though... even if I got a "sketchy copy" of it.

    • @ImmortalAbsol
      @ImmortalAbsol 9 місяців тому +5

      I think because he was declining the ads for once.

    • @timepass4783
      @timepass4783 9 місяців тому +4

      I think it was one of those when you click it will give you an option to watch ads for coins

    • @RealCivilEngineerGaming
      @RealCivilEngineerGaming  9 місяців тому +101

      Clicking the helicopter gives you an ad, you only get a reward if you finish the ad so I ignored it!

  • @MysteriousStranger50
    @MysteriousStranger50 9 місяців тому +62

    Matt not realising there was a second upgrade tab…

    • @HMMarcon
      @HMMarcon 9 місяців тому +13

      It's not like there is a red exclamation mark on it screaming: Click me!!!!!

    • @Jdownard24
      @Jdownard24 9 місяців тому +5

      Came here to say both these things. Seems like an oversight an architect would make.

    • @itsamepersonio7338
      @itsamepersonio7338 9 місяців тому +7

      Matt not realizing there’s a trashcan for deleting useless cannons

    • @dylanzrim3635
      @dylanzrim3635 9 місяців тому

      @@itsamepersonio7338he used it regularly

    • @drivingforgiraffes
      @drivingforgiraffes 9 місяців тому +4

      not an upgrade tab, just a place to buy cannons of specific levels.

  • @foznoth
    @foznoth 9 місяців тому +6

    Nice to see Mat has fought his mobile game advert addiction.

  • @Mason-o3t
    @Mason-o3t 7 місяців тому +2

    1:13 “We killed enough chickens for my average KFC order!” 😂

  • @Mike__B
    @Mike__B 9 місяців тому +12

    And super nifty looking future guns.... that all still fire the same white round balls. There was a designer looking to cash in on the "lets make a simple game with upgrade mechanics" genre

  • @usmcMike05
    @usmcMike05 9 місяців тому +16

    This game was engineered by an architect.

  • @garythesnail.6921
    @garythesnail.6921 9 місяців тому +3

    Props to the editor for the VIctor part had me falling off my chair 0:47🤣

  • @DrPsychotic
    @DrPsychotic 9 місяців тому +21

    Gotta love the boom in games now and days that are 0 skill and 100% just play till you lose than start stronger this time untill you win

    • @DrPsychotic
      @DrPsychotic 9 місяців тому +9

      Seriously tho the production value of these games are so low they can’t even be bothered to google proper number abbreviations once they get past trillions the b like f the billions B quadrillions Q or the quintillions they just AA AB AC now you don’t need to actually know hm money you have it’s just a number

    • @Samantha-h2v
      @Samantha-h2v 9 місяців тому

      @@DrPsychotic yeah that bit pisses me off

  • @sdc319
    @sdc319 9 місяців тому +3

    It killed me how long it took Matt to realize the wall was upgradeable and that button was not just healing. This could be a speedrun category for time or fewest waves to maxed cannons.

    • @alanbarber4543
      @alanbarber4543 5 місяців тому

      seriously, i kept wanting to scream... upgrade the damn wall man!

  • @kongernen9373
    @kongernen9373 3 місяці тому +1

    Love how he dont notice the trashcan in the corner

    • @johnkennedy2812
      @johnkennedy2812 Місяць тому

      Or the helicopters flying in with !’s on them

  • @alexhutchings4815
    @alexhutchings4815 9 місяців тому +25

    Day 2 of asking Matt to play whatever he wants.

    • @KrisHall7997
      @KrisHall7997 9 місяців тому +3

      Day one of hopping on this bandwagon

  • @curtbengtson
    @curtbengtson 6 місяців тому

    “They kind of look like architects, you can tell by how far apart their eyes are.”

  • @stormtastic7083
    @stormtastic7083 9 місяців тому +13

    making higher levels is better since it doubles damage for only 1 slot so you can for example merge all lvl 5 to lvl 6 and then fill in the rest with lvl 4 and 5 so the average damage per tower increases

    • @JeffreyOller
      @JeffreyOller 9 місяців тому +5

      Gotta factor in overkill.

    • @KyleSage35
      @KyleSage35 9 місяців тому

      Yup, every tower upgrade is something like (previous lvl x 2) + 10%

  • @randomyoutubeenjoyer6010
    @randomyoutubeenjoyer6010 9 місяців тому +1

    "Oh look a Portal gun!"
    Well, sort of 💀

  • @wintersking4290
    @wintersking4290 9 місяців тому

    If i remember the math on turning speeds and firing arcs correctly it makes the most sense to put the strongest one in the middle since it has to turn less far there to cover the whole map than it would on the edge.

  • @TK-11538
    @TK-11538 9 місяців тому +1

    Doesn't matter how much you upgrade the tech, it still just fires ping pong balls?

  • @pbsixgun6
    @pbsixgun6 9 місяців тому +1

    Multishot turrets do more than they seem to btw. It's better to keep as many of those as ya can for as long as you can, mostly cause they hit multiple enemies at once. Upgrading them immediately doesn't really seem worth it until you just can't handle the mobs anymore.

  • @Ancano
    @Ancano 9 місяців тому +1

    Those exclamation marks and level 12 wall screaming at me most of the video.

  • @jakubw.2779
    @jakubw.2779 9 місяців тому +1

    Ahhh... I thought that at least fire rate and/projectile effects would change when you merge, but it's a shame that it's only damage that's changing

  • @Khevor
    @Khevor 9 місяців тому +1

    So... this is what happens when Chicken Invaders make landfall...

  • @inspectorsteve2287
    @inspectorsteve2287 2 місяці тому

    3 barrels seemed to kill chickens way faster than single barrel at a higher level.

  • @N0r7hS7aR
    @N0r7hS7aR 9 місяців тому +2

    You should play space station 13 and play as the engineer role in it, it’s chaotic and hectic at some points and playing the engineering role in that game proves to be quite difficult. The game has realistic aspects that make the jobs genuine and feel real.

    • @thomasphillips885
      @thomasphillips885 9 місяців тому

      It needs others to play it though. Not really a solo game

  • @nicolahumphrey5335
    @nicolahumphrey5335 5 місяців тому

    He won’t stop talking,I like it

  • @franzrosenzweig4873
    @franzrosenzweig4873 9 місяців тому +2

    Half of us were hoping there were going to be 19 more upgrades to the cannons. (Nice)

  • @Spyro5500
    @Spyro5500 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm glad Matt plays these awful mobile games so we don't have to! And he makes it very entertaining :D

  • @AntiWareWolf
    @AntiWareWolf 7 місяців тому

    those chikens are just what inside human costumes

  • @TK-11538
    @TK-11538 9 місяців тому +1

    what about the the BRIGHT PINK HELICOPTERS???

  • @stephen_harvey
    @stephen_harvey 2 дні тому

    Now, what did the pink helicopters do that he ignored the whole game?

  • @CycleMantis
    @CycleMantis 9 місяців тому +1

    Bit disappointing the cannons all functioned the same / had same projectile. Though they did have some nice designs, fair play!

  • @Lommefar79
    @Lommefar79 7 місяців тому

    23:56 "How much is that? 300 billion hitpoints"?
    - No. No it's not. That' architect math, Matt.

  • @alexandermaag9906
    @alexandermaag9906 9 місяців тому +2

    I have to say something. Why did Matt use the Bucket to throw away Turrets at 19:27, but still kept the lvl 1 Turret. Makes no sense to me 😅

    • @YuVW
      @YuVW 9 місяців тому +1

      he did mention that the middle spot there is bugged, so he couldn't do anything with the turret there

    • @davidparkersteyn2666
      @davidparkersteyn2666 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@YuVWprobably could have trashed it though...

  • @marcrubin9359
    @marcrubin9359 9 місяців тому +1

    Can someone explain why the English love KFC so much? Taking the train across the country, I don't think I've ever seen that many KFC's in my life. They have some tower sandwich thing that's very American.

    • @scottdebrestian9875
      @scottdebrestian9875 9 місяців тому +1

      They like breaded fish, which is the chicken of the sea.

  • @AAngelUriel
    @AAngelUriel 9 місяців тому

    "They are just chickens."
    I call fowl!

  • @crapparc
    @crapparc 6 місяців тому

    Eggshell helmets are so weird. It's like if we came out wearing placentas to battle.

  • @mr.stratholm4999
    @mr.stratholm4999 9 місяців тому +4

    I'm surprised that you haven't yet done a bridge review of the bridge that collapsed in the states after a container ship crashed into it.

    • @TenkataSenetai
      @TenkataSenetai 9 місяців тому +2

      Frankly, because it would be a bad look to make light of a tragedy.

    • @nekogod
      @nekogod 9 місяців тому +1

      Because people died, not really something to joke about.

  • @NewsToday-u5d
    @NewsToday-u5d 9 місяців тому

    1:05 actually made me laugh

  • @timbates6309
    @timbates6309 9 місяців тому

    These chickens look an awful lot like the boy "Nugget" from the Kindergarten Game. Chicken....Nugget....Coincidence???

  • @peter6306
    @peter6306 22 дні тому

    I tried the game and beat your time (Wave 29) for a full row of level 50's. Its a really fun game once you get into it.

  • @NyGeL_Derey
    @NyGeL_Derey 9 місяців тому

    Peace, love and chicken. a true Simpsons moment

  • @andhodgez
    @andhodgez 9 місяців тому

    i wonder if you could've merged that lvl 1 turret with a lvl 2 to stop it being there as the image i was sitting was a lvl 2 turret.

  • @gaysarahk
    @gaysarahk 9 місяців тому +3

    Day 45 of notifying people that the Discord server's Suggestions forum is a better place to suggest new games to Matt. (Just don't ping him!)

  • @cindymeissen6211
    @cindymeissen6211 Місяць тому

    Game?

  • @zezohunit7565
    @zezohunit7565 9 місяців тому +3

    game name?

    • @thatbritishlad3378
      @thatbritishlad3378 9 місяців тому

      its on a website called crazy games. Then search for chicken defense.

  • @KAW96
    @KAW96 9 місяців тому +1

    12 mins in and complaining that he cant be rid of a turret, when theres a trash can that glows if he picks it up xD

  • @LegendhypergameGD
    @LegendhypergameGD 9 місяців тому +2

    bro matt has some serious engineer skill issue he died many times while i never died once 💀

  • @drsax3622
    @drsax3622 9 місяців тому

    You should know that a man with the power of nature can bring you to the end of your luck,
    And you should know by my stride and the look in my eye that you’re about to be massively forced to give up!
    Chicken attack! Chicken attaaaaaaaaaaack! Better watch your back. . .

  • @Metalders
    @Metalders 9 місяців тому

    I remember another UA-camr called Dangerously Funny played this game quite a while ago.

  • @ReallyGudAlmondGuy7
    @ReallyGudAlmondGuy7 9 місяців тому +1

    only gd players saw michigun on the level 30 gun

  • @SynSpiderz
    @SynSpiderz 9 місяців тому

    I'm disappointed at there being a lack of comments about large male chickens.

    • @Karolomen
      @Karolomen 9 місяців тому

      Not all large males have chickens.

  • @matthewellisor5835
    @matthewellisor5835 9 місяців тому

    I'm only at 12:28 but wondering how long it'll take him to notice the bin in the bottom right or figure out the helicopter.

    • @matthewellisor5835
      @matthewellisor5835 9 місяців тому

      I just died a little inside.
      Editor(s) I promise to never use that "B" word again and I'm considering changing my name.

  • @notthatbad42
    @notthatbad42 9 місяців тому +1

    oh no, it's this game...

  • @DavidCommini
    @DavidCommini 9 місяців тому

    Matt just answered why the chicken crossed the road

  • @geebsterswats
    @geebsterswats 9 місяців тому

    Is this a reupload? Maybe it was a GrayStillPlays video I’m thinking of

  • @WillowLPotter
    @WillowLPotter 9 місяців тому +1

    Rce you inspired me to make a bridge

  • @KeithEastep
    @KeithEastep 7 місяців тому

    He bought more money and than bought the upgrade that made it cost less 😂😂😂😂

  • @mdabusaqibalamansari9979
    @mdabusaqibalamansari9979 9 місяців тому +3

    Please upload more polybridge videos

  • @Headshriker
    @Headshriker 9 місяців тому

    matt didn´t know how merge games work

    • @ImmortalAbsol
      @ImmortalAbsol 9 місяців тому +1

      He maxed it in one video, not really much more you can ask.

  • @evanlackey
    @evanlackey 9 місяців тому

    Trun right?

  • @jatley91
    @jatley91 9 місяців тому

    “In a word, that’s not ideal” 🤔

  • @TinaGloria2012
    @TinaGloria2012 9 місяців тому

    If you know this game are you not yelling at Matt to click the helicopters??

  • @trentnoob
    @trentnoob 4 місяці тому

    the working in industry and then playing mobile games pipeline is real

  • @semihapilevska3306
    @semihapilevska3306 8 місяців тому

    21:21 those white ones guns I like architects ones

  • @aydendejong451
    @aydendejong451 9 місяців тому

    Did he just fire eggs towards chicken?
    Doesn’t he need chicken to fabricate those eggs?

  • @BMWISFROMITALY
    @BMWISFROMITALY 9 місяців тому

    Video idea (it’s the same thing I commented last time) build a one tile city and city skylines hit with every natural disaster five times

  • @allfords3408
    @allfords3408 9 місяців тому

    it has good design of cannon but the bullet not change from lv 1😂

  • @GamerChillz
    @GamerChillz 9 місяців тому

    RCE question do you remember the old hydro commercials with the train loop de loop and the remote control automobile my buddy just reminded me of them whatd you think of them?

  • @JustAWildMTTC
    @JustAWildMTTC 9 місяців тому

    Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it died too quickly.

  • @chuwiq01
    @chuwiq01 9 місяців тому

    no "welcome to the timeberboners" yet?

  • @ageees
    @ageees 9 місяців тому

    Missed opportunity for ArCLUCKtects

  • @capsizabidin9036
    @capsizabidin9036 9 місяців тому

    YOU SHOULD PLAY STELLAR SETTLERS

  • @danielkosko2908
    @danielkosko2908 9 місяців тому

    2 weeks old, 195k views but only 7k likes and 271 comments😢 What kind of engineers don't leave likes and comments?

  • @mcpenguin001
    @mcpenguin001 9 місяців тому +6

    Timberborn tomorrow

    • @ollieollie6220
      @ollieollie6220 9 місяців тому

      Gg on you being first

    • @Fruli-l84
      @Fruli-l84 9 місяців тому

      Yes please! I'm a beaver addict. I can't sleep anymore because i ask myself what will happen to the Penguins during the next poowater flood

    • @ollieollie6220
      @ollieollie6220 9 місяців тому

      @@Fruli-l84 Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop wave incoming!

  • @chayforster5138
    @chayforster5138 9 місяців тому

    where can i play this on PC

  • @ninja23yt
    @ninja23yt 9 місяців тому

    ah remember seeing graystillplays play this a few weeks ago, great game

  • @KrisHall7997
    @KrisHall7997 9 місяців тому

    Upgrading the wall fully refills its health 2:55

  • @meatharbor
    @meatharbor 9 місяців тому

    It's making me unreasonably angry that this game refers to income as "profit."

  • @DaTimmeh
    @DaTimmeh 5 місяців тому

    Matt "having a full row of cannons is better than one upgraded one"
    Also matt: does the opposite. Do you sometimes actively choose to do worse, just to drive up viewer engagement? It works, but man is it frustrating to watch.

  • @noelcuster9574
    @noelcuster9574 9 місяців тому

    what game is this?

    • @thatbritishlad3378
      @thatbritishlad3378 9 місяців тому

      its on a website called crazy games. Then search for chicken defense.

  • @jerseyd7131
    @jerseyd7131 9 місяців тому

    So hard watching that level 1 gun take up space through the whole game instead of you putting it in the trash can…. You do it for the comments don’t you 😂

  • @Druforithe
    @Druforithe 9 місяців тому +1

    well that game looked poorly balanced

  • @maomaotan
    @maomaotan 9 місяців тому +1

    click the helicopter!!!!!!!

  • @Deathraven693
    @Deathraven693 9 місяців тому

    Fairly sure I've seen daft punk wearing level 44.

  • @kpounder4908
    @kpounder4908 9 місяців тому

    This looks so good but for me it’s just ruined by the fact it doesn’t go forever and there’s a cap to everything (especially seeing as it’s so easy; if it took a week of constant playing to get lvl 50 turret it’d be fine)

    • @DaTimmeh
      @DaTimmeh 5 місяців тому

      You want this game to take a week!?!?! It's quite literally one of the cheapest money grab design games out there. They couldn't even change the bullets for different models. The game design, pacing and balancing are about as bad as I can imagine. Quite literally every corner they could cut, they did. And you want to play it for an entire week...

    • @kpounder4908
      @kpounder4908 5 місяців тому

      @@DaTimmeh ok you’ve summed it up perfectly, I never said I would play it (I never did), and now there goes any chance of it lol

  • @IanS-o5k
    @IanS-o5k 9 місяців тому +1

    I sense a pattern between your videos and @blitz videos. He did this game not too long ago, as well as another game (press the button).

  • @JokaGaming2K10
    @JokaGaming2K10 9 місяців тому

    Merge cannon 6 and 9 and you will get magical cannon level

  • @henrikmuller8297
    @henrikmuller8297 9 місяців тому

    Its a architect move not to delete level one Canon

  • @xkurdyox3499
    @xkurdyox3499 7 місяців тому

    Defeat -> Dafeet

  • @scrumbles
    @scrumbles 4 місяці тому

    Seriously, how do you pick these games? 3 months later, and this thing only has 10k downloads and not a single review.

  • @cyantasks7129
    @cyantasks7129 9 місяців тому

    did i just watch rce play a merge game.....
    I feel like we've descended into mobile gaming hell

    • @DaTimmeh
      @DaTimmeh 5 місяців тому

      Not just a merge game, but one of the worst I've seen. Like give me any the merge games I've seen in ads over this. Murder grandma or whatever that one is called.

  • @mtbrocket
    @mtbrocket 9 місяців тому

    Great video. Weird game. 😊

  • @Bettfernando
    @Bettfernando 9 місяців тому

    46 looks very efficient to me

  • @eduardot.m452
    @eduardot.m452 9 місяців тому

    The ARChickens

  • @stephenp8232
    @stephenp8232 9 місяців тому

    Seems like you want your middle highest but the outside the closet multi shot for aoe.