ah finally a witcher vine post i understand lol. i have only read the books and watch the show. so naturally anything based of the games i dont understand
@@sasquatchpariah92 i liked the first season of the Witcher but there is a few thing that bothers me between that and the books. Like how was Cahir at the battle of Sodin Hill, and two.. How the hell did Cahir beat Vilgefortz in combat? i mean Vilgefortz kicked the crap out of Geralt in the books. and on the same day Ciri kicked the crap out of Cahir. there is no way he could have beat Vilgefortz
Jaskier is his name in the books and has been used in the show for all languages. It's Dandelion in the games only! (the english translation for Jaskier (Polish) is buttercup but I guess they went with another flower)
Milk Thencereal well, depends on the language. He is named after a flower and they translate it as such. In the dutch books hes called Ranonkel which is dutch for Dandelion. It took me a while to get used to it LOL
Actually, its Dandelion in the first book at least. In the english version anyway. It also appears as Dandelion in the games. Jaskier was said to be the bards original name or something of the sort. But Dandelion is his name in the book, that much I'm sure of
Just released Part Two! Watch it here: ua-cam.com/video/8NC1vTq8kmk/v-deo.html
Love you all and thank you for watching!
Jaskier is a vine himself.
"Tell me in three words or less, does this sound like Shakira"
just wanted to say how awesome this profile pic is. Amazing game btw, one of my favourite versions of batman
@@alexanderstoyanov4284 thank You, and I agree. Personally, I prefer the Animated Series Batman.
I SWEAR Ive been thinking about the "But ya didnt!!" vine for Geralskier for days. Thank you kdjfjkshjkd
1:55
Took me a second, but that was the funniest one
As a vine, it has me laughing. As a representation of Queen Calanthe, I've sent it to multiple people.
Too funny.
“BUT YOU DIDN’T “ my favorite meme
The Gerald/Jaskier vines had me dying 😂
Geralt*
The first one should’ve had roach instead of yennefer
Eman Al-Ansari who’s gerald ? Dipshit
The fuck is Gerald
@@omarbehery.2347 that's Arnold's best friend
"Save some air for me,goddamn Grandma"
I DIED LAUGHING LMAO
0:43 ah yes, this is perfect
alex rodriguez that was my favorite one😩😩😂😂😂😂
OH MY GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL FOR MAKING IT
Two broooos chilling in the hot tub five feet apart cos they're not gay😂 I ship it
I need 20 parts of this
Haha I'm trying to think of more for a Part II
sasquatchpariah92 there is always more
@@sasquatchpariah92
*There is another oneee*
2:02 is Jaskier's whole character in a nutshell.
Calanthe: “we have 50 ships from Skellige on the way”
Fringilla: 1:40
I wish to know where those two videos come from.... They are so weird, I have to.
Eduardo Armenta
Search for a video titled “You could stop at five or six stores.”
01:55 Was my favorite, it is also really accurate.
Expected the first one to be "geralt, jaskier, zoltan" then i realised this is based on the series
same here
I swear he doesn't need zoltan till like book 3
it should’ve been roach
@@c.o7993 It could have even worked with Regis, who doesn´t appear until book 5, I think.
@@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 don't they meet him in the same book as zoltan?
"I don't need friends, they disappoint me" lmao
Ciri “HEY MOM OF MY DREAMS 👀”
Well.... she ain’t wrong 😂
1:55 I'm burning in all 7 hells for laughing at that one😂😂😂😂😂
Thomas sanders is jaskier confirmed
Yes. He's Jaskier but gayer.
@@usercanalviejo2 Why would you assume Jaskier is straight. With that energy? He's a bicon.
1:56 I screamed
SadOceanGirl - ME TOO I-
2:43 THAT'S. PERFECT.
I just wanna say thank you and bless you thrice over for doing the Lord's work
Remember everyone!! Eat healthy, workout and keep yourself alive for the season two premiere in 2021!
2:07 lelelelelelelele
Clicking on this video was like ordering a pie, watching it was like finding it had double the filling!
OH MY GOSH THANK YOU FOR BLESSING THIS CURSED WEBSITE WITH THIS MASTERPIECE
Ok but why are these so on point?😂
Me: Guess it's time for bed
Home Page: The Witcher as Vines
Me: Guess sleeping is not a thing
Jaskier @ 3:04 😂
This is my favorite video on UA-cam right now lmfao
This is a masterpiece thank you
3:33 also the audience
1:55 YOU REALLY DID HER LIKE THAT
I needed this
1:14 most accurate depiction of me in my first playthrough of the Witcher 3. Finally made it to Novigrad though.
Calanthe at 1:55 I started screaming. XD
Why do all the tv commercial audition tapes fit Yennefer perfectly 😭🤣
This video brought me back to life and cured my depressesion, thank u
ima say i do prefer the witcher games in memes but these are pure fucking gold
legit pure gold, like you could make a ring with these memes
the amount of thomas sanders here makes me very happy, thank you.
3:41 I think I totally lost it
Bless this video
these are so perfect 👌🏻
Hooo I ended up snort laughing at these cause of the accuracy. Love it!
OH MY GOD 2:01 WAS FABULOUS.
this made my dayyyy 🤣 Love this
3:58 She looks like Bilbo Baggins.
This.... I needed this
What a perfect way to end this
Thank you so many muches 💙
oh my god this is gold
ah finally a witcher vine post i understand lol. i have only read the books and watch the show. so naturally anything based of the games i dont understand
That's why I made it! :)
@@sasquatchpariah92 i liked the first season of the Witcher but there is a few thing that bothers me between that and the books. Like how was Cahir at the battle of Sodin Hill, and two.. How the hell did Cahir beat Vilgefortz in combat? i mean Vilgefortz kicked the crap out of Geralt in the books. and on the same day Ciri kicked the crap out of Cahir. there is no way he could have beat Vilgefortz
THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS. TELL THE PEOPLE!
BSBEJRJRKRKFK THE ONE WITH NILFGAARDIANS HAVING A PARTY AND QUEEN CALANTHE LAYING DEAD HAD ME QUAKING
The law of surprise one ended me
Lmao foltest and the striga killed me
i fully approve of the amount of thomas sanders in this
We need MORE
Check back on Sunday :D
2:07 “That stench”
good video it so good
1.25 omg I’m literally CRYING
Ashley Place you did it wrong it 1:25
2:44 hmmm looks like Geralt himself
ACCURATE
"Oh, we are so having this conversation. Tell me, Geralt, does this sound like Shakira?"
Why is this so eerily accurate 🤣
3:33 so much true haha
Finally, Perfection
😂😂😂😂 these are funny af
2:07 missed opportunity to edit the yodeling ladies whenever you fight in TW3.
1:23 had me screaming.
1:03 was just too accurate
Oh my god dandelion playing the recorder in the car is freaking canon I am DYING
When you already know the vines so you can 100% know who will be geralt, jaskier, and yennefer in the vine 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂good
and I though if someone will do the one with the STREET CORNER vine
😂
The Geralt and Jaskier ones are the funniest Hahahahaha I can't
4:20 i just can't =)))
wait i thought the name jaskier was only for the french versions (i'm french)isnt it Dandelion in english?
Jaskier is his name in the books and has been used in the show for all languages. It's Dandelion in the games only! (the english translation for Jaskier (Polish) is buttercup but I guess they went with another flower)
@@TheJakobRose oh ok thanks for the info !
Milk Thencereal well, depends on the language. He is named after a flower and they translate it as such. In the dutch books hes called Ranonkel which is dutch for Dandelion. It took me a while to get used to it LOL
Actually, its Dandelion in the first book at least. In the english version anyway. It also appears as Dandelion in the games. Jaskier was said to be the bards original name or something of the sort. But Dandelion is his name in the book, that much I'm sure of
Jakob Rose In German, it‘s „Rittersporn“ instead of Jaskier in the show
Perfection
the First one would also Work perfectly with "Geralt, Lambert and Eskel" 😅
I know it is a very minor thing but I hate how they portrayed Sir Eyck of Denesle in the show.
same
I'm dying XDDDDDD
If there was ever a culture I never want to die it’s Fictional Characters as Memes
0:55 - 1:07 killed me
Does anyone know what the song from 2:44 actually is cos like I’ve been needing it since 2016 😂
Gotcha boo ua-cam.com/video/mhwUcaJPayk/v-deo.html
0:56 that's Vigi the Loon
Goddamn it Jaskier.
Some people should not be allowed to own a cellphone.
1:55.
I need a music!!!
“Ah,fuck”
what is the name of the song that plays at the beginning?
Jaskier would not respect the no homo space in the hot tub though
My poop is coming was the most relatable and the funniest
3:35 better than the original
Aaaaahahhahahahahahah♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️🎄
Oo o o o o o wait! I know! This is the Witcher from Netflix!🤣Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah!
Omg @1:55 sent me
First song?
Dandelion gang
The last one
jaskier as shakira xD