Luca eats Mysta’s cooking (feat. Mika and Vox)
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- During their offcollab in Paris, Mysta and Vox were cooking to test out Mysta’s culinary skills. Luca and Mika dropped by to taste test. What happened next?
Editor’s note: This might be a little mini series of all the intertwining stories that happened in the offcollab (aka a collaboration where the streamers are physically in the same place) that occurred in Paris. I already covered the pee saga, and just watching a bunch of Nijisanji’s talks about their vacation, there’s so many point of views that paint a clearer picture when taken together. And I love presenting their stories in a coherent manner so that the fanbase has a sense of what’s going on behind the scenes. Hence why the video concluded with Mysta fondly remembering the multiple memories created during that trip. Also, this vid was a bit delayed since I had to rework it after realizing Mika gave her point of view. Editing pain.
Nijisanji (aka 2434) is a group of mostly 2D-only virtual youtubers (“Vtubers”, or “Virtual Livers” for general streaming purposes) managed by ANYCOLOR Incorporations. Its English branch, NijisanjiEN, currently consists of five waves: LazuLight, Obsydia, Ethyria, Luxiem, and Noctyx.
Lazulight consists of Elira, Pomu, and Finana - a solar sky dragon, a forest fairy, and a tropical mermaid respectively.
Obsydia consists of Selen, Rosemi, and Petra - a lunar sky dragon, a rose maiden, and a frost penguin.
Ethyria, consists of Nina, Millie, Enna, and Reimu - a nine tailed fox, a witch (cat?), an angel (bird?), and a ghost.
Luxiem, consists of Vox, Mysta, Ike, Luca, and Shu - a voice demon, detective, novelist, mafia boss, and a sorcerer.
Noctyx, the latest male wave, consists of Fulgur, Sonny, Yugo, Alban, and Uki - a cyborg, officer, DJ, phantom thief, and a psychic.
Sources:
Luca Minecraft 31May22: • 【MINECRAFT】LUCA RETURN...
Mysta return stream 31May22: • Mysta Rias Returns to ...
Mysta Vox cooking stream 21May22: • HANDCAM COOKING w/Vox ...
Mika superchat reading 2June22: • Video
Channels:
Mysta Rias: / @mystarias
Vox Akuma: / @voxakuma
Luca Kaneshiro: / @lucakaneshiro
Elira Pendora: / @elirapendora
Petra Gurin: / @petragurin
Shu Yamino: / @shuyamino
Mika Melatika: / @mikamelatika
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i love the editing in this! it made the story really easy to follow along! good job!!!
I really thought this was a fan account oops
@@NOYAAAAAAAAAAAA No because I did also. Didn't expect Mysta to be here
Ayyyee pogggg
Hoping you can cook the rice in a RIGHT WAY after this Mysta
their videos are amazing for following a thread of a story!!
THE SWITCHES IN STORY POVS ARE SUCH A NICE TOUCH!
Hai, next time make eating mysta's food as a punishment
The way you tell the story is *chef's kiss*
Trueeeeeee
mika mika
what ive gathered from this video is SOMEONE NEEDS TO TEACH MYSTA HOW TO COOK. Dude is gonna die purelly of from sodium intake
How is Luca extremely pure while still being surrounded by all these people
Usually they remain pure by not talking about it like rosemi
He just POGs
thats one of the Nijisanji EN mysteries, just like "Why Millie has never got demonetized yet."
@@Mirko.D. power of the underworld
@@azurezero3567 then why did Enna got demonetized?
She’s part of the underworld too.
Just...the fact that mysta is genuinely enjoying his time cooking for them and eating the food he made, and everyone else in the room was in pain and suffering...
Pure anime "bad cook" cliché material
@@bananasmoussestachio9017 Lethal Chef trope
Mysta: Cooking a meal for my beautiful friends!
The rest of Niji EN: WHO IS BURNING DOWN MY KITCHEN
Haha why did it make me think of a tsundere trait where the person is like "it's not like I specifically made this for you or anything. But since I went through the trouble, you better eat it hmpf" and then the other person thinks aw no now I have to eat it or they'll be sad! And it tastes really bad but the person has to force it down to not disappoint the other hahaha meanwhile the tsundere cook watches without trying to seem anxious but is embarressed that they are actually a bad cook 😂
its like shion from that time i got reincarnated as a slime all over again
Luca is 100% golden retriever like spiraling on the ground after not getting to show the cool hand trick on stream like come on now lmao
I had a mental image of golden retriever luca entering the kitchen all happy with tail wagging and ears perked but as soon as he was told the stream was over the tail and ears just deflates
@@tyronetalam8488 Golden Retriever to Huskey
I'm fearing for Shu's life after hearing that Mysta wants to cook for him 🤣 .... 👀
Fr gonna accidentally put poison in the burger
Yes lol time to break out the saveshu again 😂
I am hoping Shu isn't nice enough to completely finish the meal
@@sugoi694 watch him wash the buger bun
@@damneverythinghurtsstartsb3227 LMAOOO
I like how Vox despite knowing how incredibly wrong Mysta’s cooking is allows him to continue with it and his reaction to it is the cherry on top lmao
All the while probably standing in the corner biting his finger in horror
I mean....he can only get better . ..
same lmao
Mika's roasts are so god damn savage I love her
Some of my favourites:
"That rice looks sad…like it needs to be put out of misery"
"That sauce is just dead sea"
"That shxt is not too much salt, it's *just* salt"
"Bro, that was saltier than the time I used to play overwatch"
Is the best part for me
mysta's conquest to poison everyone in nijien
⁰
for real
Mysta:
-wash rice with a fkin ladle, swirl it around
-drains it
-puts the murky water back in
*COOK THE RICE WITH THE WATER HE WASHED WITH*
My Asian-ass:
*recoils and whiplashes in disbelief*
OMG THATS WHAT HE DID!?!?!!? P A I N
He didn’t even use
✨the finger✨
his reasoning? waste of water.
like, he probably saves up all the water hes used to clean his dishes.
Yeah, but he didn't cook it with the murky water. Vox stopped him and had him wash the rice properly, about two or 3 times more.
@@fenris4760 Yup.
But I think he didn't wash it properly and used to much water haha
I guess even though he's part of the underworld, he doesn't know about the finger technique of measuring rice
Mika brought golden glove for Luca, the golden retriever, so sweet xD
*"Bro. That was saltier than the time I used to play Overwatch"* Lol Mika??
Somehow I can imagine Luca's fsce scrunched up when eating the salty food 😂
Poor Shu, the next victim. Guess he was sick because he's body was telling not to go and eat Mysta's cooking 😆
Poor Shu... I'm scared for him lmao, his sorcerer senses saved him this time but the way Mysta said "I want to cook for Shu" sounded like a sinister prophecy
Mysta saying that he wants to cook for Shu now sounds more like a threat than anything else 😂😭
Mika has such a way with words, love the creativity in her roasts
Mytsa: How did you know it was too much water???
Mysta, we're indo, we basically live off of rice
Hello SEA brother , i'm pretty sure all country in SEA know how to cook rice
@@nattchailnwzaa1500 well of course.
i’m also from SEA
@@nattchailnwzaa1500 Indeed. With a skill of water level measurement, ☝️
😂
But wait in Indonesia did you season the rice? I mean in malaysia we eat plain rice and I think malaysian and Indonesian dish almost the same.. and when vox said mysta didn’t season the rice I be like…. wait what? I’m confused lol
so like we missed a luca hand reveal lmao
more importantly. this man is adorable, my god. how is he real
IKR. My heart is going to explode
Luca and Mika are like Rimuru and Benimaru and then Mysta is Shion.
Wonder what will happen when Mysta gets his "Cook" unique skill
OMG YESSS HAHAHAHAHA
Exactly
Love the comparison
Luca is more like Ranga and Vox would be Benimaru 😂😁
THIS MADE ME CRY, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MYSTA, I'M GOING CRAZY , SOMEBODY DON'T LET THIS MAN EVER COOK AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭
How is he going to survive without food?
@@CrimsonGamerDarckosFate like that
@@CrimsonGamerDarckosFate he has his salt
I hope that he does cook again so that he can learn to get better at cooking
@@CrimsonGamerDarckosFate LET HIM EAT TAKEOUT OR SALT
Him saying he likes his cooking, reminds me of the time that Haachama said that her body's learned to enjoy or consume whatever she cooks, or something along those lines
Imagine Mysta and Haachama collab. Their bad cookings are made for each other
@@GoldRichness That would be legendary. It would honestly be like a historical moment, especially for anyone that tries the food after.
Wait, Nijisanji vs Hololive cook off
Contestants: Mysta vs Haachama
Judges:
Vox, Mika, and Elira (Nijisanji)
Gura, Amelia and Ollie (Hololive)
Ain't that a sight to see?
Oh my god that rice is so damn wet lol even if the video is blurry you can clearly tell it's like borderline porridge lmao
bro tried to make rice, ended up with a tasteless horchata
Holy shit that comparison to gurgling salt water for throats problems was so fucking funny
I kinda wanna go watch the vod of that cooking stream, but, having seen a clip of how the hell Mysta was chopping things I don't think my soul could take that much damage.
the vod is absolutely hilarious. but it’s truly so painful to watch mysta and his cooking antics 😭😭
Bro just watched your Luca's bizarre Adventure video that was top tier edit 👏and now this you really are a talented clipper and editor 🥰
We can now officially say that Mysta's cooking is worse than Mika's by a mile.
The way Mysta described the rice as "crunchy" had me crying 💀
You know... I kind of half-expected the cooking stream to be the same as when Mysta played cooking simulator... Watching that hand cam stream during that time was... We need Uncle Roger now.
Makes me wonder what he ate as a child. Did he eat really plain things, so he eats things with seasonings and flavor to the extreme or was it the opposite where he was things with so much flavor and stuff that his tastebuds said, " See ya later." Either way, at least he isn't starving. As long as his cooking isn't killing anyone, let him eat his unwashed rice. He ain't making my rice.
Mika's face is just the cutest
Just recently started watching Nijisanji and your format in these videos make it super easy to watch and get into, thanks i appreciate your work
Honestly, with how Mysta cooks, I won't be surprised if he gained poison resistance from it💀
Luca really is a golden retriever
i love how Mysta just defends his cooking and Mika and Luca pretty much just insult it lmao
NOURRRRR WE COULD HAVE SEEN LUCAS HAND!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!! 😭
After hear comment from all people Mysta mention I wonder how Vox even tase that meal and give it an average point, he must really in pain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You tend to do that when you're at knife point. Milord wasn't given a choice.
This video is really well edited, makes the story even more Fun to see!
I can hear the pain on vox's voice omg
Bro Vox was stunned about how Mysta washed the rice😂😂😭😭💀💀
So what have we learned :
*Never let Mysta cook for you*
you know you done fucked up if luca of all people can tell just by looking at it.
Mysta cooking is some kitchen nightmares stuff dude. Never let him open a restaurant
Not my asian arse crying while watching the stream😭
me crying seeing him cook the rice with the water he just washed it with
sooo...you are telling me..if Mysta didn't ended the stream we could literally see Luca's HAND REVEAL!?
btw the amount of time you took to find all this vods and edited it amazed me.
oh honey no. oh no honey. begging and praying for the next installment of the mysta's cooking saga to be some cooking lessons for him. Like telling him there are more seasonings than salt.
Mysta’s victims +2
How Mysta just holds the knife when Vox was complementing on the food
“How did you know??”
idk, she Asian or someone off course she knew what rice looks like
The one thing I disagree here with is why the fuck would you season rice?
Rice cooked good is fine on it's own, you don't need to season your rice
nah bro, a bit of salt and garlic makes rice so much better. unless you are eating something asian, then unseasoned rice is better due to the salt you already have on the meal.
If you're already having meat and veggies on the side I agree seasoning is unnecessary, it's just to compliment everything. It's nice to keep it simple so the side dishes can stand out. But tbh I like having Bonito flakes on my rice but depends on what I'm having with it
Agree unless it’s fried rice, but otherwise, rice tastes good on its own
The only way I’ll eat rice is if it’s seasoned.💀
@@IamInMISERY why?
The fact that Vox wasn't mentioned makes me think he flat died after eating that 😂✋
I don't want to believe that Luca is the mafia Idw to believe fjduxh he just soo precious 🥺
Watched Mysta's whole cooking live stream from start to finish, with lunch in my hands. By the end of the stream, I was too stunned to keep eating - chat was yelling and malding
Luca is just so cute XD
Good luck Shu 🙏
Literally as soon as mysta said he used half the bottle of soy sauce I was like “HALF???????” this dude is tryna kill somebody😭😭
I like the editing here ngl, the way you make it look like they're both in the same room and talking about the same thing in different stream is so entertaining...
also Mysta, please learn how to cook a rice, especially using a stove and a thick metal pan (I'm not sure how to call it in english.)
Boss being boss....😁.
The way his brain works...is just something we wouldn't ever reach
And I don't dare to...
mysta: rice :)
vox: *throw up*
me: *watching this and is asian 🤯 its killing me like fr lmao*
Awesome edit, thank you so much for pulling from multiple streams.
I lost it at Mika saying the sauce was like drinking the Dead Sea, wth
I cooked rice like 30 minutes ago or sum and i am eating it right now.Watching this is literally an insult over me.
The effort in making this video to make the story very whole is very nice. Thank you and Good job on the mega clip~
How dare mysta questioning indonesian person about rice, how dare he.......🤣🤣🤣
I mean he is supposed to be Filipino but he can't even cook rice 😔
Oh my god... your effort to make this clip from soooo many sources... thank you so much. 👍💕
This editing is so good! feels like I am watching a series with flash backs
Somebody save Shu Yamino omg lmao
Mysta Is jamie Oliver and Vox Is uncle roger lmao
You use half of the SOY SAUCE?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE OR SOMETHING AFTER YOU DUMP A SHIT AMOUNT OF SALT INTO THAT MEAT OF YOUR?! 😱😱😱I’m literally having a heart attack, don’t ever go near a kitchen again
Luca is so adorable 😭 i honestly felt so bad when he couldn't join the stream LOL
Mysta better have measuring cooking utensils next time 😭
Though the beef with sauce can be nice by adding rice noodles or any noodles and adding spices to preferences. That's a tip I do bec. I tend to over-season dishes hahahaha or thickening the sauce to use it to season plain fried rice w the beef and then, top it off with fried egg. *chef's kiss*
I'm hungry now.
mysta: im gonna make shu a brother burger
me: aight shu is gonna die now
Noted. Don't let Mysta near the kitchen
Fuck me... I'm really picky with cooking,not the result,the process. This just hurts
If anyone here has watched Tensura:
The scene, where Shion cooks for Rimuru and it looks so disgusting that he feeds it to Gobta, who just barely survived because he obtained poison resistance after eating it.
I feel like everyone who ate some of Mysta's cooking is now resistant to poison.
Why not use rice cooker? Why 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i wanna cry this😭😭😭😭
Mysta, i know you mean well. But please try again when you learn okay. Cant help but feel concern, I have a feeling Vox is traumatized after that.
I feel sorry for all that damn wasted food, I would have eaten it anyway, put some damn truffle mustard on that bad boy and we're good to go!
I thought rice thing was bad but beef damn like FIRST HE ADDED A LOT OF SALT THEN HALF............HALFFFF BOTTLE OF SOY SAUCE WTFFFF 🤣🤣
Honestly I’m not even weirded out by how bad his cooking is, it’s weirder to me that he just doesn’t have proper taste buds or senses lmao. Like what does he mean, the soggy rice is kinda crunchy 😭 “oh, you can taste the salt?” Like, is Mysta okay?
As an asian, this just pissed me off so hard...YOU DONT USE THE SAME WATER YOU WASHED THE RICE WITH, YOU ONLY WASH THE RICE 2-3 TIMES, AND DO THE FINGER THING AT THE RICE TO SEE IF THE WATER IS THE RIGHT AMOUNT FOR THE RICE!!!1!1!1!1!1!!! 😤😰😨😱😭😭😭😭
Mysta is a really special boy, that's for sure.
Mika talking about cooking food and then she went on/had already made the curry is funny to me.
Damn, Mysta’s a worse cook than me! How is that possible?!?!😭
I'm genuinely scared for Shu now
English man asks Indonesian girl how she can tell he fucked up rice. Like dude, she's Indonesian. They live on rice.
why does Vox sound like Gordon ramsay
I'm not a great cook myself but... the... the fact Mysta fucked up that bad... oh my god... that's impressive, bad but impressive.
Im just 14 and i know how to properly cook rice and beef better than him💀💀
Damn. Here in my house we eat plain rice everyday(well sometimes sinangag and fried rice)
Poor Mysta. My man only wanted to cook rice. :D
Watching to the end, nevermind. Poor Shu.
I refuse to believe that mysta is even part filipino, this man can't cook good rice if his life depended on it
if I cook rice like that I will definitely be kicked out of the family
SAME AHAHAHAHHA
@@phatsoratanakangelika1246every ASEAN kid is afraid to mess up with rice😂
shu better be praying that msyta's cooking improves by the time they have an offline collab
This clip brought back some shit I didn't want to remember bro like bruh I was in pure shock and disbelief when I was watching that cooking stream... The amount of pain and suffering I went through that day will probably be more than I will experience throughout my whole life
Omg…. Poor Vox, Luca and Mika…. And RIP Rice and beef…
oh no... Run Shu Run!!
btw nice video man the cut really great
Mysta failed his half of his genes (he's half asian (filipino) right?)
a year ago, just wanna say to you that always good luck for you ^^
The way Mika explained it was really funny
Vox like using this as a learning lesson, and kindly scolding Mysta like a dad, meanwhile mysta is fiddling with a knife lmao.
NO MYSTA. OMGG, SOMEONE PLS. TEACH HIM HOW TO PROPERLY COOK
as an Indonesian I think this is a chemical weapon lmaoooooooo
"Excuse me wtf are you doing" got me😭😭
meanwhile mika out here fucking eating chocolate with melted plastic on it