Honestly it wasn't that bad until he added the water. The cookies would've looked pretty normal, but with the water added, it made the dough more like bread dough and less like cookie dough.
The Kyo cooking rice with dish soup was an intentional prank/joke that was talked about previously before said stream but it still haunts me in my dreams as I hear my dad with his belt in hand.
As the daughter of a chef, I feel personally compelled to stick my hand through my phone and smack Mysta and then give him a kiss on the cheek afterwards as an apology…this fucking detective makes me wanna love him but also hate him at the same time
5:16 You know how Vox stopped mid-stream when Mysta was cooking for him to go sit in the chair like Shinji? I thought that was an overreaction but I was compelled to do exactly that at this timestamp.
I decided to explain this video to my mom, who likes baking and taught me how to bake. As I told her self rising flour she simply nodded, he gained a disappointed look at not measuring. But as I said that he then got baking soda, confusion. “Wait, but it was self rising flour-” I know mama but he does not care As I explain his logic of how much butter he need she told me how much that would be (a stick per cup) And then I made the motion of him scooping out the butter with his hand. The light is now fading from her eyes. Mysta has broken her. She has enough strength to ask “wait isn’t it supposed to be melted?” Yes but it was but Mysta does not care for instructions. More disappointment at not measuring the sugar. And then explaining that Mysta mixed said sugar and butter. With a *Fabric* glove. I see every surviving hope dashed in that moment. Nothing much happened until the greasing of the baking my sheet. She did explain that yes, some recipes call for greasing the sheet but some don’t from the amount of butter in the batter. Her eyes slowly close with a growing frown on her face as I tell Mysta’s method of butter transfer. And with that the major points of what I put my mother through are finished. How ever it is important to note that she did say that if Mysta had put any more salt he may have actually ruin the cookie. Having to much rising agent can make it taste metallic, and salt only adds to that. So this goes to show. Mysta survives by either fricking Pure Luck or some higher power is just constantly watching over him to make sure doesn’t kill himself.
I bake multiple time and I don't think him using self rising flour the biggest mistake he done, imo, not using proper measures and not beat the wet ingredients until fluffy was his biggest mistake :)
I was like "oh haha that's a great intro" followed by audibly saying "fuck you" as he called a whisk a spatula. I can't look away and I probably need to seek help after watching this. Thank you so much Queer Dork lol.
I was teaching my little sister how to bake cookies while watching this stream and I was like "let's see who can get it worse lmao". I kid you not I paused in the middle of sifting flour to stare at my screen in what I can only assume to be a mix of horror, disgust, and shock. Mysta, you may be my oshi, but you have committed a crime.
1) recipe: "ungreased baking sheet" Comments: "but my butter :(" 2) it was pretty painful to see mysta's completely reasonable thought process about oven preheating and miss the correct conclusion by a hair. Though I hope it was cleared up in the stream.
"its a little salty" its a combination of things T^T he didnt use the right salt, didnt mix it in well enough, didnt measure, god i was in pain the entire time while watching this 😭😭
I do see lots of improvement in mystas cooking! Idk if he has done any cooking stream from now but from where he was to now there is pretty major improvement (the butter and salt and sugar part traumatized me tho)
the moment he eyeballed the measurements, I instantly thought that this isn't going to end well. But in the end, they looked actually passable, well done Mysta for improving his cooking skills
Oh my god chat really did him dirty by telling him to butter when they should have listened to the recipie themselves lmao. It is very common to not butter baking trays and sheets.
Mysta, you're my oshi and all but...THERE ARE KITCHEN TOOLS & UTENSILS TO USE IN THIS SITUATION MYSTAAA! PLEASE!! MY FILIPINO STAND IS TRAUMATIZED AS HECK!! HELP ME KAMISAMA...( ;｀Д´) Mysta is still Mysta, still the oshi I oshi for. ( ・_ゝ・)
Chat telling him to butter the pan is just… you really shouldn’t butter your pan when making cookies unless a recipe specifically calls for it. In the recipe it clearly stated that he should use an *ungreased* pan. His cookies turned out well but I really hope chat stops giving unsolicited advice when it comes to cooking and/or baking because in reality they are not giving that great of advice.
butter makes things salty? no its vegan guys. ????????????????????????? sometimes I really think he's hopeless. theres no way we can save his smooth brain
😭 doesn't self raising flour have baking soda/powder already? Why did i even hope he'd have a scale....🤣 Chat, it said ungreased cookie sheet shame on y'all thanks for clipping, I don't think I could survive the live😅
hold on bc somebody told him to butter the baking sheet but while he was reading out the steps it LITERALLY SAYS "onto ungreased sheet, drop cookie dough", the cookies he made already had enough fat in them and adding more makes the cookies spread too much? ideally parchment paper should've been used, shame on chat! /lh
The cookies grew upwards because he used baking powder and self-rising flour, too much fluff powder in the mixture (Speaking from experience, it has happened to me too lol)
When he finally agreed to butter the pan, I was finally relieved. But what I did not expect was that he was actually gonna butter the thick butter onto the pan. 😂😂
"is pre heating the over that important?" Yes mysta, as someone who also ignored that step more than i could count, no matter how perfect your measurements are, there's a big difference in the way it'll be cooked. I'm so sorry for ever ignoring that step oh my ghad i wasted so much.
This man has done a lot for me........ Like make me wanna unalive- and IK ppl wit OCD screaming out for help rn last but not least I've been taught how to be a menace to Society
Everytime i see Mysta cook, i know that my anger just want to burst and stick my hand in my phone slap him. And give him a pat on the head, and then asking him to move out of the way and let me cook😭😭
I'm a Profesional Baker, Watching mysta baking is lowkey making me silent screaming in pain, and lowkey just banging my head on my drawing, but cant hate him he's my oshi..
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Everytime Mysta cooks, my ancestors break down the door to beat me by association.
👁️👄👁️
They enter your dreams and assault you while you sleep.
He already disappointed our Filipino ancestors by not washing the damn bigas.
"Why would you even watch that!?😡👊"
We made him famous so i guess it’s our fault
the difference between the process and product of mysta’s food is scary
It scares me until now...and maybe forever.
there might be places out there that do chaotic-evil-cooking but if the food looks good we won't bat an eye... it's very anxiety inducing...
Honestly it wasn't that bad until he added the water. The cookies would've looked pretty normal, but with the water added, it made the dough more like bread dough and less like cookie dough.
frr, it's cause of his amateur luck :D
HELP💀😭
Part of Nijisanji's newest wave, FoodCrime:
Mysta
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The Kyo cooking rice with dish soup was an intentional prank/joke that was talked about previously before said stream but it still haunts me in my dreams as I hear my dad with his belt in hand.
Mysta would be the leader tbh
Niji can't cook 😭😭
Zaion and Kotoka as well
@@Retz_Yoon hex can cook tho😭
As the daughter of a chef, I feel personally compelled to stick my hand through my phone and smack Mysta and then give him a kiss on the cheek afterwards as an apology…this fucking detective makes me wanna love him but also hate him at the same time
You and me both
I don’t think he has measuring cups
I feel u gurl 💀
As the son and brother of A chef and backer I relate to you so much-
I feel you bc my dad is a Chef 😭😭 Mysta and Luca make me loose my temper when they are cooking sometimes
5:16 You know how Vox stopped mid-stream when Mysta was cooking for him to go sit in the chair like Shinji? I thought that was an overreaction but I was compelled to do exactly that at this timestamp.
Mystakes : *"I fear no men. But that thing... It scares me"*
Mysta took *"Hollup... let him cook"* memes too seriously xD
I decided to explain this video to my mom, who likes baking and taught me how to bake.
As I told her self rising flour she simply nodded, he gained a disappointed look at not measuring.
But as I said that he then got baking soda, confusion.
“Wait, but it was self rising flour-”
I know mama but he does not care
As I explain his logic of how much butter he need she told me how much that would be (a stick per cup)
And then I made the motion of him scooping out the butter with his hand.
The light is now fading from her eyes. Mysta has broken her.
She has enough strength to ask “wait isn’t it supposed to be melted?”
Yes but it was but Mysta does not care for instructions.
More disappointment at not measuring the sugar.
And then explaining that Mysta mixed said sugar and butter. With a *Fabric* glove. I see every surviving hope dashed in that moment.
Nothing much happened until the greasing of the baking my sheet.
She did explain that yes, some recipes call for greasing the sheet but some don’t from the amount of butter in the batter.
Her eyes slowly close with a growing frown on her face as I tell Mysta’s method of butter transfer.
And with that the major points of what I put my mother through are finished.
How ever it is important to note that she did say that if Mysta had put any more salt he may have actually ruin the cookie. Having to much rising agent can make it taste metallic, and salt only adds to that.
So this goes to show. Mysta survives by either fricking Pure Luck or some higher power is just constantly watching over him to make sure doesn’t kill himself.
😂🎉poggers
Your mom is just the epitome of “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed” then
THE WAY HE JUST GRABBED THE CAKE BATTER WITH HIS HANDS MAKES MY ELBOWS CHURN
the only thing i can say, i appreciate that he is not the type to waste food
It’s the fact he pulled out the self rising flour and not plain flour…
Do not let this man bake cookies again
I bake multiple time and I don't think him using self rising flour the biggest mistake he done, imo, not using proper measures and not beat the wet ingredients until fluffy was his biggest mistake :)
the number of times i was taken aback by this video was unacceptable when he said “look! its vegan! theres no salt!” i almost went into a coma
do NOT let him cook
Can we really call what he does cooking, though?
@@jamesproctor4568 maybe Culinary Terrorism?
As in, it is cooking, but it's purpose is psychological destruction
@@jamesproctor4568 we can call it experimentation
Everytime mysta do a cooking stream half of me was like 'oh no' but the other half was like 'aight, let him cook' anticipating the chaos lmao
I was like "oh haha that's a great intro" followed by audibly saying "fuck you" as he called a whisk a spatula. I can't look away and I probably need to seek help after watching this. Thank you so much Queer Dork lol.
I rarely watch Mysta streams but he's truly a gift isn't he? Also 7:54 destroyed me.
"Cookies can’t poison you!"
Well since you’re the one making it I’m not so sure
Honestly this is me baking without my mum's help
It's the chaos of the half swagapinos istfg
Ngl even if he do it horribly he still so very entertaining and THAT'S what we need LMAO
Each time he does a cooking stream, i scream. Like, literally 😭😭
I was teaching my little sister how to bake cookies while watching this stream and I was like "let's see who can get it worse lmao". I kid you not I paused in the middle of sifting flour to stare at my screen in what I can only assume to be a mix of horror, disgust, and shock. Mysta, you may be my oshi, but you have committed a crime.
it has to be a bit. up to a point i could believe it but at this point it has to be a bit it can’t be real
It is lol, but he always plays it so straight people aren't sure. He confirmed in another stream he's a better cook than he portrays on stream 😂
10:07 this is the first thing i saw when i entered the live i was so confused😭
Chat making him butter the pan makes me irritated that was the one thing that was actually according to the recipe lmao
Alternate title:hold up... let Mysta stay 10000000 feet away from the kitchen😂
As someone who likes to bake cookies in her spare time, this video gave me immense stress. NEVER LET HIM COOK
I don't know that watching a 17 min video of Mysta "baking" can actually add more pain to my already existing menstrual cramps lmaoooooooo
1) recipe: "ungreased baking sheet"
Comments: "but my butter :("
2) it was pretty painful to see mysta's completely reasonable thought process about oven preheating and miss the correct conclusion by a hair. Though I hope it was cleared up in the stream.
Mysta is like shogun Raiden, once he cook, it's like hell, it scare me and the dead 🫠
Me watching this is a nightmare. I onow that he doesnt hear what i say but i literally keep saying "THAT'S TOO MUCH!", "STOP!!".
I’m out of excuses for his cooking
Mystakes in pain
This is why I watch the full streams for the others cooking process, and for Mysta's only the clips, it's too cursed for ones body
Remember kids if u just buy something, and u need to wear it in ur body or in this case use it to make food that u eat, pls wash it first, thank u
‘Who’s the chef here!?’
Me who is a culinary student: Me..? 😰
i was like not the worst ig…
till when he ‘buttered the pan’ i lost it 💀💀
I'm not sure why I continue to watch mysta cooking I always suffer watching him cook 🥲
when i saw him not using anything to measure, i already knew i would be groaning in pain throughout this clip
let him cook 🔥🔥🔥❗❗❗i aint eating it tho
"its a little salty"
its a combination of things T^T
he didnt use the right salt, didnt mix it in well enough, didnt measure, god i was in pain the entire time while watching this 😭😭
I do see lots of improvement in mystas cooking! Idk if he has done any cooking stream from now but from where he was to now there is pretty major improvement (the butter and salt and sugar part traumatized me tho)
the moment he eyeballed the measurements, I instantly thought that this isn't going to end well. But in the end, they looked actually passable, well done Mysta for improving his cooking skills
I am always in pain watching mysta cook, but i still love dat man
Oh my god chat really did him dirty by telling him to butter when they should have listened to the recipie themselves lmao. It is very common to not butter baking trays and sheets.
And now I've seen mysta progress on twitter I'm so proud of him😍
I'm sure everyone who was watching the stream must break some sort of geneva convention by association.
1:40 oh no. he's ALREADY fucked up! that's self-raising flour..........
Mysta, you're my oshi and all but...THERE ARE KITCHEN TOOLS & UTENSILS TO USE IN THIS SITUATION MYSTAAA! PLEASE!! MY FILIPINO STAND IS TRAUMATIZED AS HECK!! HELP ME KAMISAMA...( ;｀Д´)
Mysta is still Mysta, still the oshi I oshi for.
( ・_ゝ・)
bro if those cookies were served to me, I'd get assassinated. Why? Because they look like normal cookies, but they got poison in them 💀😭
I'm reliving the pain all over again.
oh how many time have I sighed in this video....
this is so stressful, i actually had tears in my eyes watching this
As a professional (im not professional) cookie baker I malded so hard and had 12 panic attacks. WHY DID WE LET HIM COOK!?🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Just making comedy by opening and closing a skeleton dogs mouth and then voice over it😂
The fact that all his comments regarding hygienic matters are introduced by phrases that imply him not being sure about it is extremely concerning
Chat telling him to butter the pan is just… you really shouldn’t butter your pan when making cookies unless a recipe specifically calls for it. In the recipe it clearly stated that he should use an *ungreased* pan. His cookies turned out well but I really hope chat stops giving unsolicited advice when it comes to cooking and/or baking because in reality they are not giving that great of advice.
as i watched this i cried. i bake all the time and the measurements killed me
butter makes things salty?
no its vegan guys.
?????????????????????????
sometimes I really think he's hopeless. theres no way we can save his smooth brain
Lol "something I can actually snack on" is pretty well said
My god i was literally CRYING watching this, now I want to make some cookies 🤣🤣
Im terrified while watching painfully at this video, i love watching mysta so gotta bear the pain watching these cooking videos 💀
I was litterly crying watching this..
That hurt me so much. Mysta, we miss you.
First time making cookies and he eyeballed everything. 👁👄👁
😭 doesn't self raising flour have baking soda/powder already? Why did i even hope he'd have a scale....🤣
Chat, it said ungreased cookie sheet shame on y'all
thanks for clipping, I don't think I could survive the live😅
hold on bc somebody told him to butter the baking sheet but while he was reading out the steps it LITERALLY SAYS "onto ungreased sheet, drop cookie dough", the cookies he made already had enough fat in them and adding more makes the cookies spread too much? ideally parchment paper should've been used, shame on chat! /lh
Bro the part Mysta put the butter in a pan thats the part im in pain
The cookies grew upwards because he used baking powder and self-rising flour, too much fluff powder in the mixture
(Speaking from experience, it has happened to me too lol)
Ah man this was too funny. I couldn't stop laughing
I teared up while i was watching this
This is how the food in my school canteen is made...
Mad respect to the people who have eaten mystas cooking 🧡
Thanks for the stream summaryyyyy :)
I’m a culinary student and I’m screaming
this is nightmare fuel
when my mum nags me for being terrible in the kitchen i always go back to see mysta cooking/baking to make myself feel better
I screamed "MYSTAAAAAAA" like three times while watching this. Sweet God...
Let the fox boi cook.
this is some god-tier editing! nice work!!
hnestly, Mysta followed Uncle Roger's "golden rule" of cooking
"Use the RIGHT measurement, not the WHITE measurement"
the fact that he's left handed is speaking VOLUMES
LET HIM COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯
When he finally agreed to butter the pan, I was finally relieved. But what I did not expect was that he was actually gonna butter the thick butter onto the pan. 😂😂
I will say in mysta defense, the recipe says *ungreased* pan, chat was just wrong with that one
howtobasic no. 2
"is pre heating the over that important?"
Yes mysta, as someone who also ignored that step more than i could count, no matter how perfect your measurements are, there's a big difference in the way it'll be cooked. I'm so sorry for ever ignoring that step oh my ghad i wasted so much.
Mysta would be a shining star on Nailed It.
This man has done a lot for me........ Like make me wanna unalive- and IK ppl wit OCD screaming out for help rn last but not least I've been taught how to be a menace to Society
I CAN'T WATCH THISSS MYSTA YOU'RE HURTING MY EYESS
Don't let Mysta cook 😂
This is the only time I would not say
*Let him cook*
I died when i saw the part where he butters the pan and chat was like.... I give up AHAHAHAHA
I'm in so much pain watching this. Oh my heart, oh mysta.....😂
Lol the moment he poured the flour I knew it was the end.😂
when he got the butter out with his hand and then eyeballed everything i knew it was gonna end bad 💀
the finger in the butter made me physically scrunch up and just stare in terror
returning to this because as i continue to watch IT JUST GETS WORSE. when he put the water in i actually gasped
“Mum I’m not hungry anymore…”
- some kid out there who saw this
he pours until his ancestors tell him to stop
Everytime i see Mysta cook, i know that my anger just want to burst and stick my hand in my phone slap him. And give him a pat on the head, and then asking him to move out of the way and let me cook😭😭
It just started but he's already making me go wild 🧡
i already knew this wasn’t going to go well when i said he was going to cook cookies and not bake them
I'm a Profesional Baker, Watching mysta baking is lowkey making me silent screaming in pain, and lowkey just banging my head on my drawing, but cant hate him he's my oshi..