Jurassic Park 12: It's Dino time!
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- Опубліковано 27 чер 2022
- In the next one I'd like to see all the carnivores voiced by Hugh Grant and all the herbivores voiced by Chris Rock and there is maybe a body switch aspect.
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I love how the “lets go back to the island” shifts from “I don’t learn my lesson” to “BLOOD FEUD WITH THE DINOSAURS”
At some point if you keep making the same mistake, it's gotta be intentional 😂
“I FUCKIN NEED TO PUNCH A RAPTOR”
1:02 the nose wipe is fuckin' gold
It's the casual way Tom says "run" with that friendly smile while slowly pulling out a gun that gets me each time.
it's the "so majestic, so beautiful" while putting on war paint that does it for me
I relate to this comment.
When an Australian in a pub, smiles, stands-up and starts their next sentence by cheerfully shouting 'oi mate'.... there is high likely hood someone is about to get punched........ The same ettiquite applies when battling dinosaurs.
run :)))
its the way he doesnt miss a beat with it and uses "run" like a fuckin full stop that does it for me
I agree with Tom and felt like they waited too long to introduce the time travelling robot penis space dinosaurs into the series. If they’d done it before they got to dinosaur planet, then it might have saved the series from obscurity.
I liked it when they gave the velociraptor a shotgun.
@@tomcardy1 it was honestly a total shock when they said they were never giving velociraptors shotguns again and then started the next movie out with a guy taming a velociraptor with a shotgun. its the subtle twists like this that made the movies great.
@@tomcardy1 clever gi-*boom*
Man, missed opportunity for the time traveling dinos to decide their best option was to go back and inhabit an Earth before humans and thus create their own origin story. We'll just have to wait for the fan edit.
Is this an actual movie?
"The fences are taller now"
I don't know why, but that line killed me 🤣
Followed by the dumb grin while he riffs on the guitar - it's my favorite moment in the video every time I watch it.
And them thinking it'll be safer and he hits us with the, "So beautiful, majestic, and - yeah run" in a way that says "Yep back on this bs wagon again" 😂 his line delivery is just perfect across the board
Same
This is the most accurate and in depth analysis of the Jurassic Park series. Also get well Tom
Thank you Sotiris! Watching dinosaurs all day has boosted my immune system and I am now super immune to all disease and viral infections.
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@@tomcardy1 Does that extend now to dinosaurs?
@@tomcardy1 those antibiotics in the Dino nuggies kicked in yet?
@@tomcardy1 So you can have sex with Dinos too!
It's a true homage to the absurdity of Jurassic Park/World that while in a feverish state you decided "I gotta write a fucking song about how stupid these movie plots are"
Get well soon
I mean, you have to remember there are actual living humans who think that 5G networks cause COVID. There's no such thing as too stupid.
First one wasn't dumb.
But every one after that, did y'all not learn anything from the first one? Nope? Ok, time to die.
@@Real28 if 2020-2022 has taught us anything, it's that humans are stupid and don't learn.
Thaaaaank you today I will drink lots of liquids and rewatch all 24 Jurassic Planet movies again
But like here's the thing tho. They are extremely stupid... but somehow, like eating something I know I shouldn't eat, I do kinda wanna see all 48 jurassic park movies in order.
i can really appreciate you singing when you're sick like you're flipping the bird to a muse that was trying to torture you
In hindsight it was not a good idea. I woke up today not being able to speak but it is worth it for the art.
@@tomcardy1 mood and fair but Please care for your human form omfg
edit: i should say though that losing my voice is exactly what happened every time i got sick and the muses visited me to taunt me in my suffering, so i probably should have intuited that instead of being proud rofl
@@tomcardy1 in the words of our ancestors, do it for the vine
hi, I think you're really cool👉👈
If I had a nickel for every time Tom roasted Chris Pratt, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot but it is curious that it happened twice.
.......anyone for round 3? Hahaha
Crisp Rat.
You're welcome.
Maybe he hates religious people?
@@Chkprofilename thanks?
That's cos Chris Pratt is on the naughty list.
At least the robot dinosaur can feel all the ways it feels to be a space dinosaur.
In my mind, the reason the artificial intelligence robot didn't get given a lil Robo pee when it was made was because the scientists watched DINO ISLAND 8 (or whatever one it was I'm not rewatching) at the cinema and realised how dangerous it was to give a robot a willy.
ladies and gentlemen, lore
@@tomcardy1 Omg did you just casually drop that we are in fact in a Musical Cardy Universe where events of a song take place in a movie watched by the protagonists of another? That's some crazy Tarantino shit right here
@@remitonelli978 welcome to the MTCU
We already knew all the songs take place in a shared universe.
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time directly references Call Your Mother, and the waiter from Red Flags is the French guy from Je Suis Francois.
As someone with a high fever right now, I identify with the state of mind this came from.
I'm not sick, but as someone who's seen multiple Jurassic movies, I can still totally sympathize with the delirium.
This is exactly how I felt watching the BFG movie while sick on Christmas a few years ago. It felt like it lasted at least five hours and I was completely immersed while also not remembering a single thing about the plot and falling asleep multiple times. Now I don’t want to rewatch it while conscious because it will never be the same as that first time
The part where Tom shouts "I'm going back to the fkn island" just cracks me up so much
its the way he rubs his nose as he says it as if he's about to go on a coke-fueled rampage against the dinos
Just a little thing about Jurrasic World 6 you misunderstood (which is fair, because a lot of people misunderstood); people didn't send the dinusars to space. People sent people to space. People went out on starships to inhabit a different planet.
That's why they're so desperate to get back in Jurassic Park 7. There weren't any other planets they could inhabit that were also close enough for the spaceship to get to. It's also why it seems like so much time has passed; if I recall correctly, Grant says that almost ten thousand years had passed on earth due to the near relativistic speeds they were traveling.
Oh, and the reason Murphy is in his 80's in the movie, despite being...like 9 in 1993. Most of the people on the ships were in stasis, but Murphy was one of the people operating the ships. And while they were going at close to relatavistic speeds, they weren't going the speed of light. Grant makes that part really clear, I thought.
...also also, you picked up that Murphy was Tim from the first movie, right? Hammond's grandson? Again, I understand if you didn't, it was a very confusing and weird movie. Like, it's interesting that they made a movie that tries so hard to be at least close to real-world science (kind of like the first one), but they did NOT stick the landing.
Tom should have read the comics, they explain the space penis time traveller robot dinosaur part pretty well
Beautifully summarised people are so quick to dismiss that movie
Wait, are you telling me that his synopsis of 7 was kinda accurate? Like... that sorta happens?
Beautifully said
@@eronth Well, yes and no. They didn't 'accidentally give the robot dinusar a penis', it's a drone made of nanomachines that adapts to it's enviornment in order to survive, and it ends up scanning and looking like a pack of six velocoraptors. And eventually they inject nanomachines into other velocoraptors, some pterodactyls, a t-rex, and (we eventually learn) a bunch of other dinosaurs in order to scan their DNA. The 'it's just like everything else with a penis. It wants to use its penis' line is straight from the film, and is said by Ian Malcom. But yeah, the drones end up basically turning all the dinosaurs into a hive mind who declare their independence from humanity. It's weird.
Also, absolutely none of that is true, and I made all of it up. Made up every word of it, execpt the words in quotes which Tom made up. There are only three jurassic world movies as of me writing this.
I have listened to this song so many times and I've only just realized the little repeating motif ("send the dinosaurs to space!" and "Chris Pratt does that thing with his hands!") is LITERALLY THE JURASSIC PARK THEME SONG
I like how the overall structure is pachelbel's canon, with the jarrasic park theme inserted.... I also like how at the start he uses the elvator to go up, then pachelbel's to come down, and then does a key-shift back-up again when the energy drops back to top of pachelbel's..... dude knows his music theory! 🤣
@@happychick94i didn't notice that at all, then started to sing the melody of pachelbel's canon on top of that, and was like 🤯🙀 when things just worked together
I bet the people responsible for the Jurassic Park/World stuff are furiously taking notes right now
Haven't really kept in touch with the recent jurassic park/world movies. At what point does the song move onto fiction/parody instead of summarizing actually released movies so far?
@@minigunmania After Chris Pratt does his thing with his hands. So we're still waiting on the space one.
Honestly I'd love it if they just went completely off the rails with space robot dinosaurs. It's so stupid it comes back around the other side to being entertaining again.
@@minigunmania Jurassic Park 3 is the latest one. But as far as going into parody I swear to God the first Jurassic World was made to be a parody of itself considering the plot is literally "Rich assholes buy the rights to Jurassic Park and instead of having accurate dinosaurs they just make a giant lizard that is way worse." and that is also the behind the scenes of every Jurassic Park sequel.
@@matthewpolsgrove8267 becomes a sharknado like franchise
I wanna say "get well soon" but I think this is one big complicated ruse to get us to make you think you're not a cop. 👮
I'm not a cop.
@@tomcardy1 I think you're a cop.
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@@pinktribble I too think he is a cop
aw Tom you look actually quite ill recording this. don't be afraid to take time off and get better and rest yoself, we'll be here. hope you're feeling better now.
“I shouldn’t have given my robot dinosaur a penis”
Honestly that’s gonna be in there somewhere.
I thought that all of the robot dinosaurs in Jurassic Galaxy were female! Robotics finds a way.
Life ... Life finds a way!
There's a distinct lack of running after Jurassic World 3. Does it mean it gets finally better?
Hard to run in space, I guess
Absolutely not
No, it means that the dinosaurs get faster and better at hunting and the people get a lot, LOT dumber.
No I think people just don't need to be told to do it anymore. We're slow learners but we do learn eventually.
Ran out of areas to run.
The voice work on “DINOSAURS STOP!” is frickin spot on
Your Chris Pratt impression made me wheeze hard enough to scare a nearby pigeon (aka tiny dinosaur).
I am in awe Tom. Its been around a year and I cant believe u still haven't run out of ideas. U r my favourite content creator man treat yourself.
This is so kind I needed this thank you tarun!
@@tomcardy1 🤍🤍🤍
@@tomcardy1 you are also my favourite content-creator-man-treat
@@owenwalker8037 No it was "You are my favourite content. Creator man, treat yourself."
God deserves a treat for creating the content that is Tom Cardy.
you can see the sanity slowly leaving toms body the longer you watch the movie.
also that chris pratt impression was great
get well soon :)
I want the comments section to know that, for the last year, whenever my sibling or I do something that doesn't turn out the way we'd hoped, our automatic reaction is an emphatic "let's never go back to dinosaur island."
If Tom perishes, I'm sure we can arrange for his fossil to be revitalized.
In a little on-site educational video it's shown how the fruit salad syrup slowly encases the Tom, preserving it perfectly for millions of years just as it was at the time; deciding on an outfit idea for the character in the day's video.
Thank you for doing all this work for the people that don’t have the 13 hours to spare watching the movies Tom
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Finally its here. YES
I can't believe you Cinnamon Rolled me, @@Chkprofilename... I thought we were Tom Cardy viewing buddies 😭
now I'm hungry for sweets..
The way you use the John Williams riff is so amazing, you make such an epic theme feel so funky
Jurassic park 1: “Lets not go back!”
Jurassic park 2: “We’re back! Lets not go back”
Jurassic park 3: “We’re back again! Lets not go back”
So majestic, *RUN*
1:39 This verse completes what is know as the Tom Cardy paradox. If you give your robot a penis it is gonna want to use it and have children. However, if you do not give the robot a penis it is going to enslave all of man kind as shown in the song artificial intelligence by Tom Cardy. This is a brilliant use of story telling in music often overlooked as a simple jest even though it is a brilliant thought exercise. I appreciate Tom Cardy as a philosopher even when others do not.
the "dinosaurs stop!!!!" gets me every time sob
I love how Tom decided to sing "send the dinosaurs to space" in a such a beautiful way.
I can't hear the Jurrasic Park theme song without singing "Send the Dinosaurs to Space!" under my breath now
If nothing else, we can at least credit Jurassic World 10 for opening up the Dinosaur Cinematic Universe (DCU), allowing us to enjoy the classic movie "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story", which really humanizes the dinosaurs and makes us sympathize with their plight.
The amount of happiness I get from listening to this masterpiece is truly beyond compute! Thanks for providing a safe place for our tired minds, Tom!
(The little background scream "tO SpAcE" in the Jurassic World 6 storyline fkn boost my mood like nothing, I'm sobbing-laughing-crying)
This simultaneously required a great deal of thought and also was made up completely on the spot, and Tom both regrets it and is immensely proud of it.
If the Australian Federal Government bothered to quantify the impact of Tom Cardy during the COVID-19 lockdowns, I think Tom would be a multi-millionare. You're a bloody gem. La la la la Dinosaur Island.
la la la la dinosaur island
I like to imagine that Jurassic World 8 has no humans or fighting, it's just a gripping drama about the fight for interracial marriage, except with space dinosaurs.
just realized that the lil piano riff he does after every bit sounds like the jurassic park theme song
The series never seems to end nor improve.
because it's already perfect 😎
The movies continue till profit improves
I can't tell if you mean the Jurassic Park movies in Tom's song or the real ones.
Genuinely.
@@capta1nseal Was gonna say you can't improve on perfection, but ya beat me to it!
I just love the happy smile, lesson learned "let's never go back to dinosaur island" after the first one, right into the euphoric, totally neglecting every trauma "let's go back to the island", that's gold, well done, I really want to go to the island right now
As someone who never seen an entire Jurassic Park movie, this seems accuarate.
Rip in peas Tom. You were truly a legend.
"Yeah Run" is the best line, the facial expression is my favourite.
Jurassic World 9 creates a time loop where the dinosaurs leave our current time and go back to the Jurassic era to live peacefully, die, and then leave their bones allowing the creation of Jurassic Park 1.
*Don't you see the danger inherent in what you're doing here, Tom?* This song just...uh... too catchy. *Yet, you were so preoccupied that you could, that you didn't stop to think if you should.*
I'll tell you the problem with the power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. So you don't take any responsibility for it. You accomplished something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you put it on the internet for millions to see.
And now I going to have a song about Robot Dino D on loop in my head for weeks, if not months.
The lack of humility before the memetic forces you unleashed upon us, uh... staggers me.
legendary comment
Memetic hubris.
Tom, uh, finds a way
Yeah this song goes WAY too hard
"I should not have given my robot dinosaur a penis, because like everything with a penis, it's gonna wanna use it's penis" Quite possibly the best lyrics of all time.
I had to scroll too damn far to find someone else who appreciates this line
"And then we fucking shank 'em." Genuine spit take.
The repetitive motif on the ‘back in time’x2 was brilliant!
Been planning a movie marathon for my friend who hasn't seen any of them, but I think I'll just send this instead
I have watched Jurassic park while under the influence of a horrible fever with medicine and I think I hallucinated some of it
I honestly believe we will have a Jurassic Planet movie series.
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Finally its here. YES
the “sitting in a helicopter” section scratches an itch in my brain that i didn’t even know was there, its so catchy to me fsr
Why does this perfectly describe the love-hate relationship I have with caving? Like I'll have the worst experience known to man, have to phone the emergency services, lose sanity and braincells, and be traumatised for life, then like a week later I'll walking doen the street and suddenly overcome with such strong, inexplicable and unconditional love for the sport and everything to do with it that I feel I'll go insane if I don't cave within the next 2 weeks 😂😅💀
This is an oddly specific comment, gotta say.
I'm wildly impressed by his ability to play the keyboard while slouching that heavily on the couch.
I spent the day in the emergency room and came home to this. Thank you, you single handedly made my day better 😊
"Such beautiful majestic creatures, and, yeah, run"
*smiles*
love by jurassic world 1 the "run" is basically an afterthought like "yeah we knew this would happen. went back to the island anyway. many people died. there will be more movies."
As someone in the entertainment industry ... thank you for this. Also might I suggest Fast & Furious next that'd be incredible.
Honestly Tom's facial expressions just get me everytime
I can't hear the Jurrasic Park theme song without singing "Send the Dinosaurs to Space!" under my breath now
The melody(?) of "let's never go back to dinosaur island" is just so great and catchy, I love it
“DINOSAUR STOP! 🖐”
For not watching Jurassic World 3 he absolutely nailed it.
Ok but like... That was an impeccable Chris Pratt impression 👀
I love how keyboard tom gets progressively more done every time he's on screen
No surprise Tom got unwell. Surprised it didn't happen sooner, honestly, what with such high exposure to those sick songs he keeps making. Truly a soldier.
Rest well, Tom! Intrigued to see your illness-addled mind produces bangers indistinguishable in vibe from your regular ones
I like to believe that the dinosaurs going back in time is what led to the dinosaurs being there in the first place. It all comes full circle to Jurassic Park 1.
I love how it starts as Jurassic Park but then becomes a Chuck Tingle novella.
Loved it when the dinosaurs said "it's dino'in time" and started dinoing Chris Pratt.
I like to think that this is an alternative universe origin story for Dinosaur Laser Fight, and I'm here for it.
Literally searched the comments to find one like yours. I just saw this video for the first tine, and that's exactly what I was thinking. 😂
I just love how jurassic Park 9 implied that the dinosaurs that went back in time may have been the dna that was trapped in amber
As someone who has never seen *any* of the Jurassic Park movies, I am choosing to believe that this is 100% accurate
To be honest you nailed Jurassic world 3 (great song btw)
Actual prompt from JP logs:
Security salesman Fred: **Aww yee its completely safe now. Here take the big security kit! Its going to be great!**
JP staff Jeremy: **well if you say so......i mean you must have figured out all the kinks the last 4 times we tried this**
Security architecht Marv: **Hey man! I just finished the glass ceiling and faulty scanners! That place is going to burn!**
JP Staff Jeremy: **What..?**
Security salesman Fred: **yea its going to be a real bomb! Great attractions! Marvelous! Hey Marv can we talk about this later?**
This was literal PERFECTION
THE CHRIS PRATT VOICE WAS SO GOOD
And I love the way you put in the theme song riff
I have had this on repeat for like a week
Universal: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN, ITS FREE IDEAS
I can feel the fever heat coming off you from here.
1:40 no truer words have ever been spoken
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it - Robot Dinosaur No.6 (Jurassic World 9)
I like to imagine one of the writers watching this video and then going to the other writers like, "Guys, they know, abort!" and then they just make a campfire out of the next 30 Jurassic Whatever scripts.
Tom.
How do you create the most stupid yet simultaneously most catchy songs ever
I CANT STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG
Anytime I'm sick, I end up watching this repeatedly because it speaks to my soul. Fun fact: I have a weak immune system. My family is really tired of hearing this as a siren song of my being acutely ill.
I just love the way it sounds when he says "that's 6 movies
13 hours" it just sounds so magical, idk anything about music but if there was a song that was just that chord progression i would listen to it at least twice
This-this might be the catchiest song in the multiverse.
The first movie is based off the book, and follows it pretty closely, except for in the book they just had the U.S. just blew the island up. Like seriously, it was that easy.
Honestly there was a non-zero chance that jurassic world 3 ended with the dinosaurs going back in time and starting a paradox, becoming the things humans find as fossils and bring back
"Raar, oh, um, roar, sorry, terribly sorry, raaawr, oh dear, roar..." definitely want to see a t rex voiced by Hugh Grant now
im chronically ill and this is how i feel roughly 5/7 days a week for the entire year and i would like to thank you tom for providing me with incredible shorthand to tell friends i feel like shit today
As someone who's never watched any of those movies I appreciate your summarization. Now it's like I've watched them all
I remember Jurassic world 10, It was super hype to finally get a Jurassic Park crossover with Land Before Time. Especially when Chris Pratt did that thing with his hand on little foot being like "LITTLEFOOT STOP!"
That little melody in-between each part is stuck in my mind
You mean Tom's riff on John Williams's Jurassic Park theme?
i periodically get the jingle of "send the dinosaurs to space" stuck in my head and its a great intrusive thought to have
Glad we all agree that Jurassic Mars is where this franchise is going next
I have not seen a single jurassic park movie in my life and ''there's a space robot dinosaur with a penis travelling through time'' is the only knowledge i'm bringing with me next time i find a jurassic park fan in the wild. Thanks a lot Tom.
Dude called it 100% with the multiverse musical thing.
I feel like when the dinosaurs go to space, they should have renamed the franchise Jurassic Galaxy.
I've watched this like 8 times now and I feel like I really learned something, like for example how we all need to go to dinosaur island right now.
I would rather watch this on repeat for 13 hours than ever watch all of the Jurassic Park movies, and it's not a hard decision
I learned something new today. I didn't know cops could get sick.
Get well soon, Louis 🙏
Can't believe Tom died to give us this masterpiece RIP King
I've never seen any of the Jurassic Park films and now I feel like there is no need for me to ❤️ thanks Tom
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