T-34 But it's a MEME
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2024
- A Translation for all of my Russian Друзья (Friends)
This is the first part of the section i'm working on, if you want more like this or how they could be better leave a comment.
0:00 Meanwhile in Russia
1:00 Tokyo Drift (F&F)
1:26 Movie - Розваги
![Turbulence [But It's a Military History of World War 2]](/img/n.gif)
>shoots a tower full of officers
>barges into parking lot
>destroys everything
>leaves
Refuses to elaborate
So what the Russians did in unkrain lol
@@mattlad2004they'll do it again
@@randominternetguy88 yeah and them more people will fuck up ireland with giving more to furners than there own people
*refuses to elaborate further*
literally where Gaijin get the ideas for the T34-85
“Let me make this a god tank”
Well apparently we ain’t playing the same t34 85 cause I can’t bounce anything and my shells bounced of a Sherman side
@@DankBench there are two and t-34-57 is better
If the pather fired, he would ricochet on the driver hatch since it has 1437mm of armor, glorius stalinium
War thunder reference right?
"What are those?!"
"German cars!"
"Not anymore!"
Love this part XD
Me too
they're trash now
Yep I got u get 69 likes
Actually they say
"What was that?"
"The end of German car industry"
"(All laughing)"
Small deatil but worth mentioning :)
-Это что? (-What's this?)
-Немецкий автопром! (-German auto industry!)
-Был! (-Was!)
You know you're fucked when Hans utters that single "... sheiße...". 😂
His name is Claus
@@satou4773 yeah I know, but you know what I mean.
@@satou4773 wait is Klaus real or fictional?
Scheiße
@@redaanalla9458 fictional
Not realistic, tank doesnt disintegrate after being shot with an 9mm pistol
What does disintergrate means???
@@marx5941 disintegrate
/dɪsˈɪntɪɡreɪt/
Learn to pronounce
verb
1.
break up into small parts as the result of impact or decay.
"our shoes had to last until they disintegrated on our feet"
@@yourmanjimbo1302 ty
Officer just damaged the tonk, tonk now in low HP
@@LowCoder you play WOT? fr?
Stepan the #1 tank driver in alllll the clips
#1 Stephan Stan
stevan
He must be incredibly strong, since shifting to the third gear (required for 30km/h + speeds) is almost impossible, even with a hammer it's quite hard.
@@khoipham8303 And shfting into 4th gear requires super human strentght, and dont forget t34s broke down on average after only 50kms
Lol
The german at the end be like: "this worked in saving private ryan come on"
In „Saving Private Ryan“, the US Soldier had a 45 cal. ACP… that makes a huge difference! 🤪
@@chrisfenris4547 is more amor piercing that the P08
"come on the americans used a god damn pistol to kill a front of a tiger how come we cant kill a t-34 from the back "
@@KerlenFur It is a Walther P38.
@@thecommentingt34 yeah my bad
As a war thunder player I can't confirm that this is true, the T34 will just explode after being shot with a pistol
Or an HE round within 10 meters
@@the_micooler yes 9mm HE shell. Overpressure
@@the_micooler The bad thing about HE is that sometimes you need to headshot all crews to do a kill
@@the_micooler but anyways thanks for the comment and the heart
But bouncing multiple shells at 400m within 20 seconds of eachother if funny AF
Win the war Nah
Destroy expensive german cars Yes
Do both
Lowers morale
The Russians won the war
@Gołomb no man lol, read the really ussr history, not the ( usa about war )
@Gołomb by way, im russian😂
1:00 coldest drift scene ever 🥶
it's all about horse power mate 😎
One of the most memeworthy movies ever made
We can't speak about realistic part of the movie because there is harldy some... Story is somewhat interesting and Non logical at the same tíme... But CGI is nutts. Can't even imagine how much time and efford it took to did it.
@@Roeper437 all the tanks are real
@@Roeper437 сюжет не оригинал... Советую посмотреть старый фильм "Жаворонок".
@@Roeper437 ... Sorry but the CGI is insulting. Yea yea but just here me out. If instead of having to record real actors in a real physical place. Just do it in computer software. All of it. The "real" actors and props looks worse in my opinion to what is possible to pull off in computer graphics where anything really is possible.
Even Girls and Panzer anime crap feels better then whatever the actors and environment in movies use. It just do not feel legit since it to hard to make it look "real" in real life. Ruin WW2 items for a movie? Ruin costumes and props with dirt and grit? Everything looks fake in this kinds of movies since they are limited in what they can do.
@@Roeper437 tank doesn't explode after being shot by an 9mm: not realistic
Parents: aww he play with that tank toy so cute
The imagine:
Overused joke + unfunny
@@stone9246 ok
@@stone9246 That’s what I think when I see people spamming “Unreliable and prone to breakdowns” on videos about the Tigers.
@Stone what do you mean that's literally every child's mind the parents see it just the kid playing the tanks but the kids see is just chaos
Gaijin: the t34 85 is balanced
"Balanced" t 34 85 be like in game:
t34 85 is still a t34 so it's not hard to kill a panzer 4 with a long 75 or anything with heat can easily kill it
Imagine a russian tank crew in WW2 blasting hardbass on some loudspeakers while completely obliterating an enemy base xD
Yeah, i can imagine a russian 'Oddball'.😁
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Это известная советская стратегия.
Clown
Rip to all germans, russians and all people from the other countrys who died in that war
Seriously, even the Nazis? 🤔🤔🤔
To be fair some were scared of Hitler and what he would do if they didn't obay him and scared of what other people who liked him and worshipped him would do.
@@Bipna-wl5pf exactly or the radical communist pigs
@@Bipna-wl5pf bro do u know what is draft? Men from 18 to 25 all (not jews but there were exepctions nvm) had to enlist. Nobody cared if they wanted to.
@@Bipna-wl5pf
Seriously even the cumminst ?
Now I know why the T-34-85 is in the same BR as the Panther, look at how OP it is.
@Gorras Wehrmacht Over Powered, like something is to broken or to strong and should be fixed
t34? op? your having a laugh arent you?
@@insertrandomusernamhere4209 I am indeed OP... If you have a fuctioning brain with 999999 IQ ,your enemies are blind and deaf ,you drank quality russian vodka and played the Soviet Anthem on full volume, that is...
0:55 that one guy standing on the right while everyone is panicing and evacuating: *this is fine*
i love this movie! i never thought i would live to see the day where t34 is a meme
I can’t believe I lived to see the day a video I made was popular!
its pretty unrealistic tho
what is the movie called?
@@_flore_9284 T 34
Если бы фильм был снят так же, то он бы на оскар пошел
А может быть и на 2-ой 🤣
Че? Это же момент из фильма
Interesting fatc: Perm doesn't exist in WW2. That was Molotov.
Yeah, interesting little thing they have isn't it? I believe it was a call back to the Yagoshikha (1723) founding generation. So it did sorta still exist
Haha Perm it is town in russia))
@@redstar20
It wasnt called "Perm" till 1957
Truly on my top 5 tank movies
I only know of one tank movie (this one) what are the other 4?
@@the_micooler ya saya juga ingin tahu
@@the_micooler fury,tanks for Stalin,invincible(in American the film is called tankers),Sahara 1995 version,and the white tiger
Damn yu requested it, he delivered what a madlad.
@@the_micooler The Beast too
1:11 when AE86 want to race with T34
I still can't believe some random guy decided to make a movie about a Russian tank crew in a T-34
Not some guy but Ministry of Culture of Russian Federation
Still the movie is shitty
You’re shocked that someone made a movie?
Dont know much about t34-85 but is it that roomy? they can totally brew a tea with that spacing
Surprisingly yes, if they werent full on ammo. Most tanks in ww2 were actually much more roomy than tanks in the cold war as the armour is thinner and they are more square shaped.
@@andrewd.5583 They got like 8 rounds for the whole movie so probably yeah.
@@andrewd.5583 Maus is a house. Can shot, can move and it's too hard destroy him.
@@EOS32 the maus is a joke
All it takes is a P-47, Il-2 , bridge , and or a small hill to decommission that thing
@@EOS32 I want a maus house tbh
1:07 to 1:10 we have a new meme
That music had me bobbing my head the whole time
It’s all about the music! (I did cut out some of the low parts of the song because it didn’t fit) It’s by XS Project
R.I.P my Mercedes, may he rest in peace!!! My lord!
1:05 when Mercedes is priceless against t34
What an amazing time we live in to see such historical footage.
With original audio
When you give a former tank crew a tank and not expect them to escape
And not check it for live munition lol
@@midknight9327 have you watch the movie?
@@kyriel8 yes
Yeah but it likely was checked but probably by some guys who didnt give a shit and just did a half assed check
@@midknight9327 they checked, but 6 different purpose shells remained
The guy at the end was essentially shooting nerf darts at the wall. When he realized it wasn't doing anything, he just went:
"Ah fuck it, the soviets are too OP, I don't want to do this anymore."
-Rest in pieces (probably got blown down by t-34 primary weapon), random german wermacht officer from ww2
He is an ss officer
You should watch the movie, it's a good one
Spoiler Alert
After a cheesy duel he accepts defeat and falls off of a bridge and is crushed by his Panther tank in a river
@@carlgustafemilmannerheim9360 yes i know I forgot how to say it lol
@@DerpyTurtle0762 uhhh yeah
1:07 Даааа! Вот теперь это точно форсаж на танках!))
Надо название этого фильма он крутой сразу говорю
@@Bro-gv6vm Т-34 или форсаж на танках?)
@@Maximka45 это ты про что
@@Bro-gv6vm это ты про что? Я просто не понял твой коммент)
Ну короче если хоч полную версию посмотреть этого Форсажа на танках Название Фильма Т-34
1:05 this is the best part
1:05 They should add that music in this scene on the movie
Pew!Pew!Pew!🤣
Indeed, I had some more jokes but cut it out because it seemed boring.
- Это что?
- Немецкий автопром
- Был!
Funny)
GAS GAS GAS GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS
I miss the wot voices XD
They are quite “XD”
@@the_micooler yes XD
0:53 That is exactly what I was thinking when I saw that part. I knew it would be here!
This was awesome!
-КРАЙНИЙ СЛЕВА!
-ЕСТЬ КРАЙНИЙ СЛЕВА.
-ОГОНЬ!
I need more of this
I am currently sick with “the vid” and will make more from other movies shorty.
1:12 briefly about the drunk tankers of Russia
they were never drunk in battle, this is just a stupid myth, but the German troops were, and not under vodka!
@@user-ji1is8wz3i there is no evidence that the Germans drank vodka or that there is no stronger one, but although you are a Russian patriot
@@NormanandNocks Of course, I also understand everything, but I am not a patriot and I know for sure that the Soviet soldiers did not drink, I agree there is no evidence that the German soldiers used something.
@@user-ji1is8wz3i read the story
@@NormanandNocks which one is yours or ours?
Единственная ценность этого фильма - такие кадры, чтобы на мемы потом разобрать
If anyone wants to watch a real film about Russian (Soviet) tankers in the war - watch the 1969 film "In War as in War". «На войне как на войне».
maybe the film is not dubbed into English, but everything is clear without words.
*I'm ok with subtitles, it is very cringe if it is dubbed instead*
@@basesttoilets worse than the ss in ww2
/s
I never thought I’d see the day
I would see a tank drifting a small big in a parkinglot
0:53 This is really a certified war thunder movement
I never thought I would need something like this... until now.
Nice video, 1 like for you
thanks, and one for you too
Мужик молодец! 👍
The mf in the parked car must have been like "Damn, that's a tank"
Damn that tank driver has some drifting skills o-o
Дааа)
In the film, he dances ballet on a tank
this is why i choose t-34 in war thunder
For me it is Very high Agility's and Perenate
@@lowclassboy3910it's pretty fast for a medium tank and has a decent armor, and shell penetration is decent too
Physiologist: Russian FURY movie does not exist, it’s imaginary.
Russian FURY movie:
well at least its a Tank movie and not the "ADVENTURES OF BRAD PITT AND HIS CREW"
After watching this, i just realized how beautifull the t-34-85 really is
Very nice!!
Best tank in the USSR army in early WW2
It's reliability is , questionable but in 1941 to 1942 the original was a heavy hitter against the panzer- III , 38(T) , and the II, and the T-34-85 was pretty good aswell. But it's not as good as some people say.
Wot blitz in a nutshell
This Is awesome 😂😂
T-34 drivers hatch:👺
good video, but no comments?What is happening? T 34 fan club where you at
Lol thx, they are all on my previous t-34 video.
Its a clip from a Russian movie "T-34". A group of Soviet tanker POW's are given a T-343/85, supposed to be unarmed, for the Germans to train against. The Soviet crew finds a couple of live rounds in the tank when they are removing bodies from the captured tank, hide the rounds, and during the training destroy the Panthers, rampage through Poland trying to reach Soviet lines.
Overall not that bad a movie. Once again the Germans are portrayed and stupid and incompetent and the Soviets as heroic supermen. The German tank commander is al least competent and honorable in the movie.
Whatever country that made the movie will have bias for their own land. and thats a nice sumary of it.
Nice video 👌
Thx
I love this
The smoke tactic actually works, as soon as they see smoke every enemy aims for it
THE DOOR IS AUTO
Lol, giờ mới biết, giờ ngoài đạn nảy từ dưới đất, hai viên đạn cọ sát nhau, một viên xuyên 2, mình đã biết thêm cánh cửa tự động siêu hiện đại của quân Đức, hành tinh Nga sắp tiến đến vũ trụ vật lí của Ấn Độ rồi
Why did the officer shoot at tank? There is evidence of riflemen and machine gunners shooting at tanks to try to hit vulnerable areas like glass viewports and periscopes. But with 9mm pistol…
This would have been better than the actual movie
1:29 be like: oh sht, i bought the wrong gun
Can I have a version where only music plays from "Meanwhile in Russia" and original of this song?
The song's made by XS Project, named Meanwhile in Russia (and have a nice clip, try it) :
ua-cam.com/video/AyDi8kI9gp0/v-deo.html
And if you like hardbass, you can also try to listen DJ BLYATMAN and friends songs, like MATRYOSHKA
ua-cam.com/video/VkrdwLCFS7g/v-deo.html
Have a good cyka day comrade
@@XD-cs3hs thx, tovarish)
Ну шо немцы обосралися
Drauge mechanike (friend mechanic) is my favorite character in this whole moviep
This is a great movie and you need to buy it now
We need more of these
ok, I made everything i can from T-34, any sugestions?
@@the_micooler did you do panzers or Sherman's?
Those are movies?
@@the_micooler yea they're are so.e good movies with Sherman's and panzers
Do you mean Fury, and Panzer 88? I’m sick with covid, so all I can do is watch movies. New memes coming soon!
People who saw the whole movie
👇🏻
This kind of makes a good training cause your seeing the real thing not just firing and not returning fire
Why do I always get recommended this
Hi good day! Where can I watch the movie: T-34 without the russian dubs?
Good day to you too. All I can find is the English dub on Amazon prime video. Unless you find a cracked copy that someone dubbed
UA-cam
You tube it say free with ads
Simple, learn russian. Because the movie becomes more realistic because basicaly evrybody speaks russian just like in basicaly any eastern front scenario.
I watched it without understanding a single thing
I'm just amazed that things didn't break down as War Time production T-34 were notorious for breakdowns due to poor production quality and the Soviets just not heat treating many T-34 engine parts unlike what they did with the T-34's hull and turret which was overheated during the Heat treating prosses.
Also, I mean it going anywhere close to its top speed is also impossible due to once again the shortage of experienced mechanics and multiple shortcuts being made meaning the drop of production quality.
It's also interesting how independent they are from the Soviet supply chain as realistically, they wouldn't have been due to its sloped amour taking up a lot of space making the T-34 generally very cramped and unpleasant to be in for long periods of time meaning there were less space to store all of the stuff average Sherman or Panzer crews were able to take with them.
Cool facts, I’m assuming that they are true
Average Lazer Pig enjoyer
He mixed everything into one heap: blood, shit, sand and sugar. We call it: “The song of a drunken Buryat on a hot afternoon”
Танк Т-34/85 простой в производстве, очень технологичный, ремонтопригодный, подвижный, с высокой проходимостью, маневренный, обладающий большим запасом хода, большой огневой мощью и
броневой защитой танк. Недостатки: отсутствие Кондиционера, Кофемашины, гамаков, стереосистемы, катапультирующих устройств, GPS, резиновых женщин, ТВ, Wi-Fi и многого другого.
This is not a t-34, but a t34-85, he was better than a t-34.
この映画は良い
Base lookin a bit worn out but still running
Oh, that's T34. One of the worst endings of the second world war. Russia stole this film from the USSR. But if in the USSR the film was logical and normal then in Russia it is quite on a par with the fantastic
T-34= soviet medium Combat car
T34= US heavy Combat car
I played this vid when my mobile was at 1%battery....now its 100% and moving toward berlin
every t34 gangster until a tiger 1 or panther 8.8 flak comed :
Man this beatiful Mercedes
Germany players:RUSSIAN BIAS
Soviet players:no its skill xaxaxaxaxaxax
I imagine this scene with Boris in the T-34 screaming cheek breeki as he pumbles every German in his path.
Imagine him playing slav king on max volume and crushing these cars in T-34 lol
В конце было славянское танкование булками
“I cam in war thunder for action” lover vs 1:05 “I came for destruction” average enjoyer
1:28 other universe of the officer
Who tryna get the tank by pistol
Really good 👍 lol
I have actually seen this movie (in russian couldnt find an english version) it slaps tho
I love that comedy
Never noticed the dude get flung out of the observation tower until now.
this was my favorite movie
Ya know ur done when Hans just let's out that 1"schieße"
0:35 best scene
This was a fun movie.
How russians get revenge:
😂😂the last phew phew phew
This movie is so good.