Niu: Let me play you a love song Astel: 🅶🆄🅽 【Holostars Neoporte EngSub】

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  • @rolandomota415
    @rolandomota415 Рік тому +673

    the way he breaks them down and wraps them around his finger. this man is dangerous

    • @newleafoverit
      @newleafoverit Рік тому +142

      honestly though. I feel like everytime Niu goes for a counter or an attack, she's already lost or she is already in the palm of astel's hands. Like every interaction he had with niu, he already have total control and niu never realizes that. he a dangerous man 👁👁

    • @Suy..
      @Suy.. Рік тому +74

      He is a special grade curse

    • @samsonjbriiidivina7037
      @samsonjbriiidivina7037 Рік тому +37

      The man irl is somewhat goodlooking he probably has a lot of experience when it comes to this.

    • @sourishghosh8958
      @sourishghosh8958 Рік тому +43

      ​@@samsonjbriiidivina7037 idk about irl but about 2 years ago he was very quiet and uncomfortable around girls

    • @samsonjbriiidivina7037
      @samsonjbriiidivina7037 Рік тому +52

      @@sourishghosh8958 yeah of course like the majority of every man on the planet until we have navigated the bounderies to whom we talk to.

  • @pyroronpa
    @pyroronpa Рік тому +498

    Damn, Astel really knows how to cut deep. Telling her to "take care" after accusing her of being selfish with her money, that's some full-on manipulation.

  • @naip9315
    @naip9315 Рік тому +296

    Always love her reaction to astel´s rizz as if she was receiving physical pain

    • @Ausdrake
      @Ausdrake Рік тому +32

      Every counterattack she receives reminds her that she cannot defeat him

  • @prhl
    @prhl Рік тому +279

    They could actually make a show just like this. They're really into it. 🤣

    • @johnnyMcSheep
      @johnnyMcSheep Рік тому +7

      legit this is a whole drama 2 seaons by itself

    • @helpinghand97VT
      @helpinghand97VT Рік тому +5

      NGL I was hella invested in this LOL

    • @Jak_03
      @Jak_03 Рік тому +5

      From the creators of Roberu Night Mea... Astel Niu Day~

  • @ace_cwk
    @ace_cwk Рік тому +321

    bruh, how is it possible to be this adorable?

  • @PeterButchens
    @PeterButchens Рік тому +199

    we got menhara maker Astel, tsundere Astel, and Rizztel all in one clip 😂 this rust server is such a blessing 🙏

    • @Monchilox
      @Monchilox Рік тому +2

      What's menhera and rizztel?

    • @miniondaechir
      @miniondaechir Рік тому +18

      ​@@Monchilox jap slang for (men)tal health (hera), usually refers to mentally unstable women
      rizztel is a portmanteau of "rizz" (zoomer slang for charisma) and astel

    • @heerotomoe
      @heerotomoe Рік тому +5

      @@miniondaechir menhera is a gender neutral word

    • @miniondaechir
      @miniondaechir Рік тому +9

      @@heerotomoe Yes, but I was referring to its usage I see most often

  • @leorodri100
    @leorodri100 Рік тому +246

    Astel has a really chill vibe off stream, i like it

  • @NyanPasu002
    @NyanPasu002 Рік тому +109

    Niu: "he give sweet treatments to girls"
    La+: *he does?*

    • @ruweee4443
      @ruweee4443 Рік тому +56

      laplus was given a gun and a horse out of pity from astel. that's a little something to start with

    • @gizkadasha3989
      @gizkadasha3989 Рік тому +11

      Funny thing that seems to be Laplus outsmarted Astel with her last Rust stream. If Astel being nice to her all the time with plan to do something weird in the end, that plan will never happen now. So Astel was just being nice to Laplus lol. It's more hilarious that Roberu suffering from Laplus promised to revenge her someday when he grow stronger and Astel agrees with him. And Laplus just... ran away lmao

    • @chillyfalcon
      @chillyfalcon Рік тому +25

      ​@@gizkadasha3989Astel never planned anything, he's just being nice because he sees her as a poor monkey 😂

    • @benja9029
      @benja9029 Рік тому +10

      @@gizkadasha3989 he gave her goodies so that he can smirk at her living conditions in rust hahah also that horse has bug stucked him on his stable multiple times and so it's probably cursed hahaha

  • @azrifqalim4548
    @azrifqalim4548 Рік тому +47

    1:02 love that you can truly tell she thought about lying to astel www

  • @realNoMee
    @realNoMee Рік тому +26

    "Can you repeat that I couldn't hear you over the gunshot"

  • @yymei
    @yymei Рік тому +167

    man, niu is too cute

  • @yamiRic
    @yamiRic Рік тому +99

    In Suntempo, we got two different kind of rizz.. I want to be kind and popular as Roberu but I also want to be the best carrot-stick player like Astel.

    • @UltraZulwarn
      @UltraZulwarn Рік тому +60

      Roberu's school: specialised in defense, but all you'd get are troublesome women, emotional/psychic damage can be only be reduced, not negated.
      Astel's school: "W-key" warrior, full attack mode, but in change, you'd abandon your sanity and get branded as a curse .
      Temma's school: .......[Mario Kart is love, Mario Kart is life].....

    • @etero6118
      @etero6118 Рік тому +10

      @@UltraZulwarn since my interaction with women like Roberu. I want Astel to theaching me.

  • @Absolute__Zero
    @Absolute__Zero Рік тому +141

    Rizztel really is comparable to a sour patch, first he’s sour then he’s sweet xD
    Nui on the other hand, is the perfect balance of PON and precious ww
    Also, I absolutely love how expressive Niu’s model is ^^

    • @praisesui-tyan
      @praisesui-tyan Рік тому +12

      Nui is the FMC of a NTR story and Aztel is the dude that instigates the NTR.

  • @lqfr8813
    @lqfr8813 Рік тому +32

    3:35 DV otoko, the reference is about men who are often doing domestic violence to gf usually are really good at controlling the girl mental state by sometimes being sweet and thus keeping her on the rein being attached to him

  • @thelazycat1744
    @thelazycat1744 Рік тому +50

    what I like about astel was his conversation skill, he know how to handle his partner really well.
    i hope he get more attention even after this rust event end 😊

  • @dhanang
    @dhanang Рік тому +31

    This soap opera looks good. Can't wait for the next episode. 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @benja9029
    @benja9029 Рік тому +32

    I thought of this theory that Astel ends the bit with a gunshot to hide his embarrassment... maybe that's why Toitoi gets shot a lot... naaah maybe her reactions are just to funny hahahaha bruh is Niu is also really good at doing these impromptu skits hahahaha LOL the 1 man skit of confession and rejection when Astel's character froze and that counter when Astel said he didn't hear her confession cause of the guitar by shouting while still playing the guitar instead of not playing it at all hahahahaha truly a cursed couple

  • @naiseniichan8035
    @naiseniichan8035 Рік тому +130

    Dude i swear Astel is like Atk:100 Def: 000

    • @vorzagaming3230
      @vorzagaming3230 Рік тому +16

      when girl attack so hard, he dont know how to react and save from their viewer

    • @ravisky9597
      @ravisky9597 Рік тому +61

      His only defense is another attack

    • @MahiruuuVT
      @MahiruuuVT Рік тому +3

      @@ravisky9597 physical attack

    • @kokoala9354
      @kokoala9354 Рік тому +12

      it doesnt matter cuz his Atk stat carries over to his counterattacks, perfect build right there

    • @Aru_im
      @Aru_im Рік тому +5

      For Astel, attack is the best defense

  • @bryant.3109
    @bryant.3109 Рік тому +129

    Niu: "I know he makes girls Menhera, but I think it's not a bad thing."
    Sorry, Niu. Once you thought that even once, it's the end for you.

  • @conkle7955
    @conkle7955 Рік тому +11

    Niu: *serenades Astel while telling him she loves him

  • @lilithlianshi2094
    @lilithlianshi2094 Рік тому +21

    man Niu Live2D when she suprissed is so good, but man Astel really always got surrounded by many girl lol

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 Рік тому +6

    The way she breaks down when he calls her fib, omg my heart 😭 She also really nails his manipulating style perfectly after that, very impressively mature analysis!

  • @verdaniru6819
    @verdaniru6819 Рік тому +19

    That take care gave me diabetes LMAO

  • @yellow8980
    @yellow8980 Рік тому +69

    Talking about menhera, isn't Astel said that when he was high school he have a fandom(?) How to say it, like a fan club(?) And if I am not mistaken he also said that he was always too kind that he make a lot of girls cry and become 'little bit' violence

    • @MahiruuuVT
      @MahiruuuVT Рік тому +50

      Ye, Niu literally just sums up Astel irl lol

    • @marion19
      @marion19 Рік тому +20

      Yes he said that..even when he join a club in his high school..the majority of girls who join that club is is fanclub member

    • @a_paandah
      @a_paandah Рік тому +1

      ​@@marion19 i need sauce sir

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 Рік тому

      You are popular with girls. But at what cost?

  • @japhahimura4212
    @japhahimura4212 Рік тому +49

    This cat is making my heart ache

    • @guromaiden2026
      @guromaiden2026 Рік тому +12

      she sounds like rushia

    • @galaxycrystal2503
      @galaxycrystal2503 Рік тому +4

      @@guromaiden2026 but more brat-ish

    • @itsmerota8523
      @itsmerota8523 Рік тому

      @@galaxycrystal2503 but she is not right? just sound alike.

    • @crayishikara
      @crayishikara Рік тому

      She may sound like Rushia, but I'm pretty sure it's not her. I sincerely doubt she would pull a stunt like being in two agencies at once.

    • @galaxycrystal2503
      @galaxycrystal2503 Рік тому +3

      @@crayishikara Obviously not her, because she's sound more lively while Rushia is more refined. Plus she already in other agencies.

  • @tiredmann
    @tiredmann Рік тому +30

    Goddamn I can't get enough of these two lol

  • @Nousagi0619
    @Nousagi0619 Рік тому +8

    It is so fun to watch both

  • @dex6528
    @dex6528 Рік тому +5

    The worst he can say is "No"
    But not for Astel he refuse with a Gun

  • @ramzabeoulve9863
    @ramzabeoulve9863 Рік тому +12

    The gun was so loud i couldn't hear you

  • @6Hikari6
    @6Hikari6 Рік тому +2

    He is just being tsundere. With a gun

  • @BoubonClipperCh
    @BoubonClipperCh Рік тому +15

    The pair I would love to see more, just like Roberu NightMea

  • @saber_xyt
    @saber_xyt Рік тому

    1:11 goddamn i love these two together

  • @LosDog
    @LosDog Рік тому +4

    Too tee tee. We can't have that. He's an idol. 🔫

  • @danielrezadilla9615
    @danielrezadilla9615 Рік тому +2

    holy shiet that ending what a fahking chad lmao

  • @JustJustKen
    @JustJustKen Рік тому +7

    Man, these two are adorable.

  • @PrometheusV2
    @PrometheusV2 Рік тому +3

    NOT THE GUNSHOT LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • @demonlordrimuru-qr4el
    @demonlordrimuru-qr4el Рік тому +4

    He is tsundere .

  • @darkhorse744
    @darkhorse744 Рік тому +33

    SSG Astel, Abusive Father AND husband.

  • @h1h0n3y
    @h1h0n3y Рік тому +1

    toi rotfl in the background 🤣

  • @Drake_Grazer
    @Drake_Grazer Рік тому

    The tentacles are important Astel.
    THE TENTACLES ARE IMPORTANT
    - Niu-chan, probably.

  • @PotLid6661
    @PotLid6661 Рік тому +1

    As As Astel , greatest menhera making machine

  • @TheTyas
    @TheTyas Рік тому +1

    Go get a room, you two xD. W

  • @revirahmanfauzi
    @revirahmanfauzi Рік тому +1

    Cute

  • @bambank758
    @bambank758 Рік тому +1

    This clip of astel remind me of okita sougo from gintama

  • @chavita8009
    @chavita8009 Рік тому +3

    Wow Astel knows how to keep distance from menhera girls

  • @SeiyaOfAbyss
    @SeiyaOfAbyss Рік тому +7

    I aspire to manspread, mansplain, manipulate like astel someday

  • @Rinaldimanc
    @Rinaldimanc Рік тому +6

    Why are the blue people in Holopro psychos!?!!?

  • @azuechan1564
    @azuechan1564 Рік тому +3

    omg i love these 2 , literal comedic duo

  • @kroniislave1teetee846
    @kroniislave1teetee846 Рік тому

    Thank you for clip Oberetai 😭

  • @kimchijam
    @kimchijam Рік тому

    curiosity killed the cat lmao

  • @luqxxch6329
    @luqxxch6329 Рік тому +4

    i know i can count on you Oboretai we need more astel and niu clip

  • @MysteryFaceX
    @MysteryFaceX Рік тому +1

    Ah. The honeymoon period is over.

  • @lnsomnia_
    @lnsomnia_ Рік тому +1

    aaaa cute niu

  • @_septiancs14
    @_septiancs14 Рік тому +1

    niu so cutee

  • @blyskawica6879
    @blyskawica6879 Рік тому +3

    God level flirting , almost like he’s holding himself back and try not to flirt too much on stream.

  • @HaruToram-kn1tz
    @HaruToram-kn1tz Рік тому +6

    idk why but i like see astel and niu together 🤣

  • @Sakaa__
    @Sakaa__ Рік тому +1

    i think i need another nui astel clip moment....

    • @jon-unicorn-doxxer
      @jon-unicorn-doxxer Рік тому

      there apex one month ago..or the yesterday bday surprise astel did for niu...

  • @1.2.1.0.R.I.O
    @1.2.1.0.R.I.O Рік тому +12

    Let Niu win for once Astel... You've been playing around too much (with other girls) 😅

    • @e-rabbid9092
      @e-rabbid9092 Рік тому +10

      I call the ending she won it

    • @heerotomoe
      @heerotomoe Рік тому +2

      It's because he respects her that he won't go easy on her.

  • @Frostzenmaiden
    @Frostzenmaiden Рік тому

    She won this time

  • @burnttunatoast
    @burnttunatoast Рік тому +3

    0:04 should be her rendition of "yo sha!" which does sound like urusai, but given the situation i don't think she will say urusai.. lol

  • @neptuuna9107
    @neptuuna9107 Рік тому

    Offense is the best defense

  • @lowbatt777
    @lowbatt777 Рік тому +1

    they say andrew tate is dangerous..
    astel:

  • @Kotch666
    @Kotch666 Рік тому

    6:09

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear Рік тому

    Seeing these two's toxic couple play, I think of Flayon and Hakka's cover of Marchen Boyfriend, Marchen Girlfriend.

  • @mystarnoxs
    @mystarnoxs Рік тому +2

    Astel's so smooth. Best I could do when trying to rizz is sounding like Bettel when he's spazzing out gibberish.

  • @Zircaa
    @Zircaa Рік тому

    Jeezus, the title foretold what would happen but the end still came as a cold surprise. Like the twist end to a book I didn't realize I was already invested in

  • @bubble8679
    @bubble8679 Рік тому +2

    poor niu yall better gO subscribe her !!

  • @mystiquelane8219
    @mystiquelane8219 Рік тому +2

    abusive bf astel lmao

  • @miracelo9860
    @miracelo9860 Рік тому

    Astel Harem🤣

  • @leolee.
    @leolee. Рік тому

    2:10 reminds me of choco sui

  • @naisunodansu
    @naisunodansu Рік тому

    Her voice reminded me of someone.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Рік тому +1

    Truly an American way to show love xD

  • @Chymeee
    @Chymeee Рік тому

    Ngl i thought it was botan in the thumbnail

  • @bonvoyej200
    @bonvoyej200 Рік тому

    😊 you have to stay strong nui hes a woman rizzmaster

  • @ravisky9597
    @ravisky9597 Рік тому

    Another asuniu!

  • @adzil
    @adzil Рік тому +5

    00:03 I think she said "yosshoi" instead of "urusai"

  • @nath7690
    @nath7690 Рік тому +2

    Damn I can't get enough with their menhera gf and toxic bf play, they are really great pair I hope they keep doing that lol.

  • @e-rabbid9092
    @e-rabbid9092 Рік тому +1

    She won, but what at cost?

  • @D.Mom0
    @D.Mom0 Рік тому

    Wtf Astel lmao

  • @LuiAnri
    @LuiAnri Рік тому

    😂🤣😂🤣😅

  • @Darkslicer17
    @Darkslicer17 Рік тому

    Lol

  • @chssrb5212
    @chssrb5212 Рік тому

    Oh god Niu so cute 😳🥺

  • @ShikariPan
    @ShikariPan Рік тому

    WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???

  • @mmeran1721
    @mmeran1721 Рік тому +3

    lol

  • @blakraven66
    @blakraven66 Рік тому +2

    Timestamp of the last scene?

  • @DarioKalen_Kagenui
    @DarioKalen_Kagenui Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @TristanDoingGood
    @TristanDoingGood Рік тому +2

    It's rare to see this style of flitting outside America.

  • @susanokami3453
    @susanokami3453 Рік тому

    DVtuber Astel Rizzda

  • @joneslego3645
    @joneslego3645 Рік тому

    Tentacles? Lol what she what’s illustration with tentacles? 😂

    • @zodiajak2962
      @zodiajak2962 Рік тому

      Ayame mama will draw niu with tentacles and yes that the weird one she collect money for commission idk if she will pays with RUST scrap or real money

  • @HYPERMUGEN
    @HYPERMUGEN Рік тому +6

    Sasuga "DV"tuber 😂😂😂

    • @tiredmann
      @tiredmann Рік тому +1

      What does DV mean? I saw chat talking about DV too

  • @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU
    @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU Рік тому

    That didn't happen right? He killed the woman that loves him?
    Based

  • @Marudesuwayo
    @Marudesuwayo Рік тому

    OOT but can someone explain how long this rust server gonna be?, i missed the news cus so busy so~

  • @sweetraisin9592
    @sweetraisin9592 Рік тому +1

    No wonder people have been calling him DVtuber...

  • @newaccount6414
    @newaccount6414 Рік тому

    Menhera?

    • @SenseofNoneYT
      @SenseofNoneYT Рік тому

      iirc it's JP slang for something like having mental health issues.

  • @demonlordrimuru-qr4el
    @demonlordrimuru-qr4el Рік тому +1

    L 😂😂

  • @shuuji2001
    @shuuji2001 Рік тому

    astel lagi, bosen dah