Rough Translation: [ Opening ] Hoborg: This is our planet, the Neverhood. Hoborg: Klaymen and his many friends live happily here. Hoborg: Walking, sleeping, Hoborg: Singing, dancing, farting, we all have so much fun. Hoborg: There are many games to play of course. Hoborg: The most popular is "Gun Hockey"! Hoborg: In the Neverhood, Gun Hockey is played everywhere! Hoborg: Why don't you try playing it with Klaymen? Willie: Aah~ Bored~ Willie: Oh! Klayman! Klayman: Hi Willie! Willie: It's amaazing how much you can enjoy Gun Hockey. Klaymen: Yeah! It's awesome! [ VS Willie ] Willie: I lost~ Next time I'll beat you! Klaymen: Okay, I'm always up to play! Weasel: Gwaaargh! Klaymen: Ah!! Weasel! Weasel: Grruuu... Klaymen: Huh? W-What? O-Okay!? Klaymen: You want to play Gun Hockey with me!? [ VS Weasel ] Klaymen: Don't be upset because you lost, okay? Weasel: Guu-gu!! Hoborg: Hello Klaymen, how are you doing? Klaymen: Good~ Hoborg: By the way, it seems that Klogg causing trouble again. Klaymen: ....Not good. Hoborg: I think you should go meet with him. Klaymen: Huh!? I don't like how that sounds... Hoborg: You could try to stop him by using Gun Hockey. Klaymen: Oh is that so... that seems like a good idea. Hoborg: Let's practice first. [ VS Hoborg ] Hoborg: Hmm... you did well, as I expected, Klaymen Hoborg: Good luck in facing Klogg. Klaymen: Leave it to me, Teacher*! ( *Klaymen calls him 'Senpai' here, as Hoborg is more experienced at the game than him. ) Klogg: Well well, if it isn't Klaymen. Klogg: What do you want? Klaymen: Klogg! You don't have to be bad! Klogg: Gyahaha! This is just how I am! Klaymen: Well I'm not going to let you get away with it! Klaymen: It's Gun Hockey Time! Klogg: Gyahaha! You're in my territory now! [ VS Klogg ] Klogg: Gghhh... Damn it!! Klogg: I won't forget this! Klaymen: Hehehe! It's not that big of a deal you know♩ Hoborg: Well done Klaymen, I see you've beat Klogg. Klaymen: He was kind of a jerk. Hoborg: But, the issues that Klogg caused Hoborg: Have gotten worse. Klaymen: Huh!? Is that so? Hoborg: Please stop him for everyone's sake! Klaymen: Okay! But before that, I'll have to do some special training! Hoborg: I'll help too. [ VS Hoborg ] Hoborg: Hm... you gave me the upper hand and I lost. Hoborg: You have nothing more to learn from me. Klaymen: Looks like I'm the teacher* this time! ( *Now Klaymen refers to him as 'Kohai' as he's surpassed him. ) Weasel: Gwaaargh! Klaymen: Woah! The Weasel is back!! Klaymen: What...what is it this time? Weasel: Gaarrgh! Klaymen: What? Because I practiced... Klaymen: You want to face me again? [ VS Weasel ] Weasel: Guuurruuuu!! Klaymen: Aah sorry~ I really wish you didn't make me do that♩ Willie: Hey heey~ How's it goin'? Klaymen: Heya, Klogg won't stop messing with everyone. Willie: I've been doing a lot of work since we last met. Willie: I'll help you practice to defeat him. Klaymen: This'll be easy, I won't hold back! [ VS Willie ] Willie: You've gotten really strong. Willie: You'll win against Klogg super easily! Klaymen: Thank you... I'll do my best. Klogg: What? Why have you come to me once more? Klaymen: Since you won't stop acting like this Klaymen: I'm here to beat you again! Klaymen: I'll stop what you're doing! Klogg: Okay! This time I'm serious! Klaymen: Huh? Huh!? Klaymen: You haven't been serious until now? [ VS Klogg ] Klogg: [ Sniffle ]....I'm- I'm sorry! Klogg: I won't cause trouble anymore... Klogg: ......Maybe. Klaymen: What do you mean Maybe!? Always saying you're bad... Klaymen: Isn't true! Hoborg: And so Klaymen stopped Klogg's mischief with the power of Gun Hockey Hoborg: Everyone celebrated him for doing so Hoborg: Klogg said he wouldn't be bad anymore, but will he stay true to his word? Hoborg: After all, he's inclined to cause issues Hoborg: But that's okay! If he does, Klaymen will face him again!! Hoborg: And he'll use Gun Hockey to turn his face black and blue!! Hoborg: But for now, everything is okay thanks to Klaymen! [ The End ]
Currently i'm working On fully playble English patch for the game. You seem like a perfect person to help. Is there any chance i could message you on discord?
Oh I'm sorry I literally just saw this! I hope it's still going well if you Are working on it, if you want to lift these translations for your use go ahead, honestly I don't speak any Japanese, I just worked with Google Translate and had to figure out what seemed to make sense.
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Rough Translation:
[ Opening ]
Hoborg: This is our planet, the Neverhood.
Hoborg: Klaymen and his many friends live happily here.
Hoborg: Walking, sleeping,
Hoborg: Singing, dancing, farting, we all have so much fun.
Hoborg: There are many games to play of course.
Hoborg: The most popular is "Gun Hockey"!
Hoborg: In the Neverhood, Gun Hockey is played everywhere!
Hoborg: Why don't you try playing it with Klaymen?
Willie: Aah~ Bored~
Willie: Oh! Klayman!
Klayman: Hi Willie!
Willie: It's amaazing how much you can enjoy Gun Hockey.
Klaymen: Yeah! It's awesome!
[ VS Willie ]
Willie: I lost~ Next time I'll beat you!
Klaymen: Okay, I'm always up to play!
Weasel: Gwaaargh!
Klaymen: Ah!! Weasel!
Weasel: Grruuu...
Klaymen: Huh? W-What? O-Okay!?
Klaymen: You want to play Gun Hockey with me!?
[ VS Weasel ]
Klaymen: Don't be upset because you lost, okay?
Weasel: Guu-gu!!
Hoborg: Hello Klaymen, how are you doing?
Klaymen: Good~
Hoborg: By the way, it seems that Klogg causing trouble again.
Klaymen: ....Not good.
Hoborg: I think you should go meet with him.
Klaymen: Huh!? I don't like how that sounds...
Hoborg: You could try to stop him by using Gun Hockey.
Klaymen: Oh is that so... that seems like a good idea.
Hoborg: Let's practice first.
[ VS Hoborg ]
Hoborg: Hmm... you did well, as I expected, Klaymen
Hoborg: Good luck in facing Klogg.
Klaymen: Leave it to me, Teacher*! ( *Klaymen calls him 'Senpai' here, as Hoborg is more experienced at the game than him. )
Klogg: Well well, if it isn't Klaymen.
Klogg: What do you want?
Klaymen: Klogg! You don't have to be bad!
Klogg: Gyahaha! This is just how I am!
Klaymen: Well I'm not going to let you get away with it!
Klaymen: It's Gun Hockey Time!
Klogg: Gyahaha! You're in my territory now!
[ VS Klogg ]
Klogg: Gghhh... Damn it!!
Klogg: I won't forget this!
Klaymen: Hehehe! It's not that big of a deal you know♩
Hoborg: Well done Klaymen, I see you've beat Klogg.
Klaymen: He was kind of a jerk.
Hoborg: But, the issues that Klogg caused
Hoborg: Have gotten worse.
Klaymen: Huh!? Is that so?
Hoborg: Please stop him for everyone's sake!
Klaymen: Okay! But before that, I'll have to do some special training!
Hoborg: I'll help too.
[ VS Hoborg ]
Hoborg: Hm... you gave me the upper hand and I lost.
Hoborg: You have nothing more to learn from me.
Klaymen: Looks like I'm the teacher* this time! ( *Now Klaymen refers to him as 'Kohai' as he's surpassed him. )
Weasel: Gwaaargh!
Klaymen: Woah! The Weasel is back!!
Klaymen: What...what is it this time?
Weasel: Gaarrgh!
Klaymen: What? Because I practiced...
Klaymen: You want to face me again?
[ VS Weasel ]
Weasel: Guuurruuuu!!
Klaymen: Aah sorry~ I really wish you didn't make me do that♩
Willie: Hey heey~ How's it goin'?
Klaymen: Heya, Klogg won't stop messing with everyone.
Willie: I've been doing a lot of work since we last met.
Willie: I'll help you practice to defeat him.
Klaymen: This'll be easy, I won't hold back!
[ VS Willie ]
Willie: You've gotten really strong.
Willie: You'll win against Klogg super easily!
Klaymen: Thank you... I'll do my best.
Klogg: What? Why have you come to me once more?
Klaymen: Since you won't stop acting like this
Klaymen: I'm here to beat you again!
Klaymen: I'll stop what you're doing!
Klogg: Okay! This time I'm serious!
Klaymen: Huh? Huh!?
Klaymen: You haven't been serious until now?
[ VS Klogg ]
Klogg: [ Sniffle ]....I'm- I'm sorry!
Klogg: I won't cause trouble anymore...
Klogg: ......Maybe.
Klaymen: What do you mean Maybe!? Always saying you're bad...
Klaymen: Isn't true!
Hoborg: And so Klaymen stopped Klogg's mischief with the power of Gun Hockey
Hoborg: Everyone celebrated him for doing so
Hoborg: Klogg said he wouldn't be bad anymore, but will he stay true to his word?
Hoborg: After all, he's inclined to cause issues
Hoborg: But that's okay! If he does, Klaymen will face him again!!
Hoborg: And he'll use Gun Hockey to turn his face black and blue!!
Hoborg: But for now, everything is okay thanks to Klaymen!
[ The End ]
This is wild, thanks for the translation
Just the fact that klaymen is talking in sentences is weird. Normally it's a word or two but here it's more.
Also that there is a blue sky in the neverhood. And also that this plot isnt canon in skullmonkeys
I really like the music! It reminds me of the champion island google doodle adventure!
Currently i'm working On fully playble English patch for the game. You seem like a perfect person to help. Is there any chance i could message you on discord?
@SuperStar7650 I am! Feel free to message me on discord for some pics RedMooschrom#0734
Oh I'm sorry I literally just saw this! I hope it's still going well if you Are working on it, if you want to lift these translations for your use go ahead, honestly I don't speak any Japanese, I just worked with Google Translate and had to figure out what seemed to make sense.