the last reminds me of the story of the dragon who lost all of her eggs, and then took over a highrise building.... Oh great and powerful, wise an.... Uhmhmm.... uhm, Mom? i have kids, and why are you crying?.... Grandbabies!...
Sounds more like a black dragon playing against the common stereotype to me. I am 99.9% sure that brass dragons had lighting breath rather than acid. Or maybe this isn't a dragon based on the dragon lore established by DnD?🤔
@@FrostWolfPack Well quality can very more with the hot springs they feel absolutely great, just some like sulfer springs you have to be careful about if they are indoor or outdoor facilities for the sake of your nose.
Man, Chromatic Dragons certainly hated my PC back when I used to play D&D. Had a stupidly high level character, like EL62 or EL63, when our offhand DM threw a random roaming adult Black Dragon at us to essentially "mug" us because the offhand didn't like how our Primary DM gave us stuff. Well the offhand DM forgot about the fact my PC, an Adamantine-Bodied Large Scale Warforged with classes consisting of 20 Barbarian / 10 Frenzied Berserker / 5 Warforged Juggernaut / 26 Legendary Dreadnought, is completely and utterly immune to being put into a fear state and in fact had multiple ways to put the Dragon into a fear state...yeah, needless to say my PC had the strength to one-hand suplex the dragon and feared it into submission, and forced it to vomit up whatever gold it had under the premise that if it didn't that my PC would fold the dragon into his newest bag of holding while the dragon was still alive with a lot of explicitives and screaming involved...offhand DM was pissed that my character walked away from that encounter with about 10,000 more gold in his pockets after making rolls to see what the dragon would actually have on itself. Then I convinced the party to go take a small vacation as my PC went on a Chromatic Dragon mugging spree and effectively rendered all chromatic dragons between Sharn and Thrane as being completely bankrupt and too scared to ever leave their lair ever again. Man, Terrace was such a blast to play.
You should have used a Russian accent for the human in the first one,it would have been all too appropriate. Second story, Pissed off dragon ...Bad demon!
@@hanneskarlbom6644 sorry meant Click collab with him... it's the fact the Click has a few voices and he's Swedish so he's got that sort of accent by nature.
Story 1: Bet the humans sent someone from Finland Story 2: Reminds me of a webstory I read LOOONG ago (sadly dosen't remember the name of neither site nor the story itself, think it was something simple like "the last dragons") - the majority of the world is a barren wasteland, except the lands ruled by a dragon, mostly around a mountain where it resides, the magic of the dragon brings life to the land, and in return the people who live there pay tax to the dragon, but then, in a faraway land with little to no dragons, a religion is started by the royals, they preached that dragons were evil, that THEY were the reason other places were dead land, and how they were tyrants and thieves os had to be killed to free the people, but it was all just a ploy to have people kill the dragons to steal their treasure, not caring about the consequences, as the land would die not long after its death, but that would simply be blamed on the dragon 'cursing the land with its dying breath, but don't worry, just pray more and keep paying tax to the church and some day the curse would be lifted' but it never would, the story was mainly about the last few dragons trying to survive (and how they were all females, as male dragons were RARE and the last known one was killed years ago) and people on a quest to expose the lies of the nation and religion that was killing the world
well thx for löylykilpailu, or saunacontest for english. And wood stove is a must, might as well sit in electric oven if it is anything else. Should have put a humans best friend there too, because i cant drop my dog down from the rafters before i have to give up. He easily endures heat up as high as 100c for 10 minutes at least. Havent exactly tried what it would take for heatstroke for that animal. That golden shitbucket knows sauna is a place for cleaning up and that he does, it is a lickfest no matter how much water is thrown to kiuas. And if you use vasta well that is a thing to eat. He has somehow dropped some of very tough people off, because if someone is in sauna he or she will get a bath by licks.
Humans are so cute with the stupid little things they do. Said the Dragon to the Unicorn.
Mean while the aliens that looks like a dragon are wondering why humans known dragon traits despite the first time being in space.
@@loganshaw4527 Introduction to human biology, right?
Is like when you find that psycho neighbor who's been mean to kittens.
the last reminds me of the story of the dragon who lost all of her eggs, and then took over a highrise building.... Oh great and powerful, wise an.... Uhmhmm.... uhm, Mom? i have kids, and why are you crying?.... Grandbabies!...
Do you have the name for this series?
I've seen that before and I think it's a tumblr post
Ya what's the name of the story?
@@basegrid461 found it it was a tumblr post by agender-plant
@@jhart6764 I demand the name
It's a brass dragon.
Sounds more like a black dragon playing against the common stereotype to me.
I am 99.9% sure that brass dragons had lighting breath rather than acid.
Or maybe this isn't a dragon based on the dragon lore established by DnD?🤔
@@masterblasterT47 I think you're onto something there- no one tells a Dragon how to feel.
Nah, green acid, copper.
@@masterblasterT47 Pretty Sure you're thinking of Blue Dragons on the Lightning Breath part.
@@doctorbright1065 brass dragons also have lightning
Humanity is the kind of species to destroy the universe if someone said "You wouldn't dare"
*You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.*
And then Slayer shot a hole into the surface of Mars.
@@platinumchromee3191 *You can't just bomb our cities to ashes*
and then the US made two cities go poof
Ah yes, the humans and their very very hot interests. they are always "burning" with excitement.
I see what you did there :P
a protective Durg is a good Durg, thank you Durg
Perhana that first story had real Finish spirit on it! Nothing beats a wood stove sauna and thats a FACT!!
Except maybe a true Natural Hot Spring but that is for seeking a slightly different kind of pleasure
@@truekurayami Never tried one yet but If I have chanse to try one in Iceland or Japan I shall give my opinions
@@FrostWolfPack Well quality can very more with the hot springs they feel absolutely great, just some like sulfer springs you have to be careful about if they are indoor or outdoor facilities for the sake of your nose.
@@truekurayami Heh in my work I have to sufer some major stench most of the time I hope thats has trained my nose ^^
Sauna in the north nothing like it.
The dragon sounds a bit like a Copper Dragon.
Does sound like how they like to live in or near human villages, but I thought they were Lightning not Acid breathers.
Well it wouldn't be a chromatic dragon since it's a nice drago, so yes :)
Nah, I'd say a Silver Dragon. Those Dragons looks at us the same way we humans look at puppies or kittens.
@@generaljimmies3429
But they do ice damage?
No i think it a steel dragon
Last story reminds me of the troop of who found out that their Bard was a dragon and the troop was his hoard.......
First one - the human was probably a Finn.
Man, Chromatic Dragons certainly hated my PC back when I used to play D&D. Had a stupidly high level character, like EL62 or EL63, when our offhand DM threw a random roaming adult Black Dragon at us to essentially "mug" us because the offhand didn't like how our Primary DM gave us stuff. Well the offhand DM forgot about the fact my PC, an Adamantine-Bodied Large Scale Warforged with classes consisting of 20 Barbarian / 10 Frenzied Berserker / 5 Warforged Juggernaut / 26 Legendary Dreadnought, is completely and utterly immune to being put into a fear state and in fact had multiple ways to put the Dragon into a fear state...yeah, needless to say my PC had the strength to one-hand suplex the dragon and feared it into submission, and forced it to vomit up whatever gold it had under the premise that if it didn't that my PC would fold the dragon into his newest bag of holding while the dragon was still alive with a lot of explicitives and screaming involved...offhand DM was pissed that my character walked away from that encounter with about 10,000 more gold in his pockets after making rolls to see what the dragon would actually have on itself. Then I convinced the party to go take a small vacation as my PC went on a Chromatic Dragon mugging spree and effectively rendered all chromatic dragons between Sharn and Thrane as being completely bankrupt and too scared to ever leave their lair ever again. Man, Terrace was such a blast to play.
fuck yes
a character so OP that It mugs DRAGONS for FUN.
jesus
You're a damn menace. Now i know why they put level caps on PCs. :P
It's nice having powerful friends.
yup
You should have used a Russian accent for the human in the first one,it would have been all too appropriate. Second story, Pissed off dragon ...Bad demon!
Finnish(?) One would do as well
@@hanneskarlbom6644 Or get The Click to collab with you on stories like that.
@@AsmodeusDHare why?
@@hanneskarlbom6644 sorry meant Click collab with him... it's the fact the Click has a few voices and he's Swedish so he's got that sort of accent by nature.
@@AsmodeusDHare their videos are very diffrent from what I know, and as a swed myself I can say that finnish/russian sounds very diffrent from swedish
For the bard.
For the hivemind.
For the algorithm.
For the Algorithm
Nice pointametr
Did those humans just get a really annoying sibling without knowing? This dragon is giving annoying big sibling energy.
Onii chawn ❤
@@ManicPandaz horny ^
It’s so good to see that more people are becoming members
:)
@@AgroSquerril so, Agro Squerril how does it fell to be a UA-camr that can make (some) money by narrating internet texts to internet people
@@MortalinaMortifera I almost feel like an adult
@@AgroSquerrilYou are a big boy!
The last one is literally if you put the kid with an ant farm in the same room with the kid that burns ants with a magnifying glass.
That dragon is a human fetishist. Or a bard suppressing his or her urges.
or both
Lol the dragon that wants a good human as a marriage partner.
I love that dragon. It is the best ever.
:)
@@AgroSquerril lol is that dragon story about a human lady instead of a cat lady?
Are they literally sitting in a sauna to "compete".
yes.
@@Destroyer_V0 it's too anime, I need a day.
Lol the aliens trying to compete despite this being a human passtime.
For the bard
For the squrral
for the algorithms
For the Algorithm
We need more dragon stories
Ah a nice Sauna is so relaxing
Story 1: Bet the humans sent someone from Finland
Story 2: Reminds me of a webstory I read LOOONG ago (sadly dosen't remember the name of neither site nor the story itself, think it was something simple like "the last dragons") - the majority of the world is a barren wasteland, except the lands ruled by a dragon, mostly around a mountain where it resides, the magic of the dragon brings life to the land, and in return the people who live there pay tax to the dragon, but then, in a faraway land with little to no dragons, a religion is started by the royals, they preached that dragons were evil, that THEY were the reason other places were dead land, and how they were tyrants and thieves os had to be killed to free the people, but it was all just a ploy to have people kill the dragons to steal their treasure, not caring about the consequences, as the land would die not long after its death, but that would simply be blamed on the dragon 'cursing the land with its dying breath, but don't worry, just pray more and keep paying tax to the church and some day the curse would be lifted' but it never would, the story was mainly about the last few dragons trying to survive (and how they were all females, as male dragons were RARE and the last known one was killed years ago) and people on a quest to expose the lies of the nation and religion that was killing the world
well thx for löylykilpailu, or saunacontest for english. And wood stove is a must, might as well sit in electric oven if it is anything else.
Should have put a humans best friend there too, because i cant drop my dog down from the rafters before i have to give up. He easily endures heat up as high as 100c for 10 minutes at least. Havent exactly tried what it would take for heatstroke for that animal.
That golden shitbucket knows sauna is a place for cleaning up and that he does, it is a lickfest no matter how much water is thrown to kiuas. And if you use vasta well that is a thing to eat. He has somehow dropped some of very tough people off, because if someone is in sauna he or she will get a bath by licks.
A bath by licks. Knew a dog who would approve
"Bish am adorable"
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !
The first human when he gets pissed at something: SATANA PERKELE!
the dragon is so adorable buttt i find it sweet she protects them
It's the opposite of a scaley
A Skinnie?
@@MrSuperbeast92 yep
@@MrSuperbeast92 yep, the internet has gone too far, we gotta pull the plug
@@reesewhittington6778 its to late... it is sentient now there is no beating the hive mind.... run
@@Da_Shark it consumes all
WHen you talk aobout messing with people and a phsycho chimes in...
Good drago is good ^_^
YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!! Bob The Dragon!
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For the Algorithm
thats just a sauna - i want the sauna
Can't remember the last time I had a good sweat.
Bless the Squerril
Bless the Author
Dragon sounds 113 years old
*>w
uwu
Omg ill put this dragon on my d&d campain
What kind of a contest is a Sauna?
Why does that dragon remind me of Elmyra ?
lol
Love saunas.
I would like to be adopted by the dragon
For the algorithm and the narrator.
For the algorithm
Black dragon for the win haha
indeed
Ahh, Sauna.
For the algorithm!
For the Algorithm
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For the Algorithm11 !
For the Algorithm
neat
:)
F.T.A !
For the algorithm
148th, 18 January 2024
I want this as a story a human village is adopted by a dragon who just thinks that are cute
Ya or a village having a dragon protector because the dragon fall in love with the humans.
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