Ryan Müller your comment was made 14 hours after ThanosTheBuider’s comment..... so maybe ThanosTheBuider isn’t the one who’s drunk.... *it’s you* nice judgement if you can’t see ThanosTheBuider’s comment is earlier *BY 14 HOURS* 😒
"I want to hold it with my index finger, middle finger and thumb. But I can't press the B button! So I'm forced to use my RING finger, middle finger and thumb." Weird how the bowling ball is meant to be held like a BOWLING BALL.
@@beatrice5559 I’ve always used my ring finger, middle finger, and thumb because it gives balance and stability at least for me. It’s also more comfortable.
Fun Fact: In Wii Sports Bowling, If you hold down the right button on the d-Pad on the black screen when starting over or loading the match, it will give you a golden ball.
This will get lost in the comments, but you need to start using the spin. Go to the furthest right arrow on the alley and on the release, rotate the wii remote counterclockwise as much as you can. It will hit they middle pin at the right angle and speed and will get a strike pretty much every time.
At 8:20, he says, "I don't want to hold the ball with my ring finger, middle finger, and thumb in the holes. I want to hold it the wrong way, with my index finger, middle finger and thumb in the holes." YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD THE BALL WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGER, RING FINGER, AND THUMB IN THE HOLES.
My mom bowls with her index finger, middle finger and thumb because she lost her ring finger in a workplace accident. She carries a 217 average bowling that way.
@@peytonrhodes2536 that's the traditional way to do it, but technically you don't need to hold the ball with those specific fingers, take Belmo for example (now granted he is two handed) but he doesn't use his thumb.
1:09 “This might be the most impressively engineered thing that humans have.. have came up with today.” It’s the simple things in life that impressive Poof.
“Ring Finger, Middle Finger, and Thumb” is how you’re supposed to hold a bowling ball. That’s why you have to have your pointer finger available to press B.
@@DavieDrum98 someone isn't very bright, I said I was internally struggling to not yell it out loud. Learn to read. It means I was trying my hardest to not shout it out loud.
I got a perfect game with the pro ball. I used a very specific technique that worked insanely well. Go to the right 1.5 marks so you’re in between 2 and 3 (from the right). You have to throw it hard and high into the air while spinning the ball to the inside. Have to hit between pins 1 and 3 and it will work
Literally figured that technique out when I was like 10. I’ve just been waiting for him to actually find a good technique this whole time, but he’s been sitting down doing the same thing. lol
The moment he mentioned that the remote went IN the bowling ball I started getting flashbacks of the Wii safety screen telling you to put on the Wii strap. Looking back now I'm glad I always secured my remote, I can already see the terror in people's faces when the ball slipped out of their hand and into their tv.
I went bowling one time when I was 11 and stepped 1 step to far slipped fell on my back, got laughed at and still manage to get a strike. It was the best/worst public experience ever.
My best/worst experience was when I was bowling with friends. I went outside to cool down and got called back in because they were waiting for me to play. I get in throw my first strike of my life and see that I threw it for someone else. I got sad and everyone said she should throw for me. She didn't even hit the pins >.>
Hey poofesure can you play more Mario kart plays and use my tips Weight stats The reason why your getting bumped around the track so very often is because toad, which is who your playing as, he is a light weight, which means he will get bumped around so easily there are three levels of weight light weight, medium weight and heavy weight The vehicle that your using are standard karts when you have the opportunities to use other vehicles like bikes which I really do recommend since they have stronger inside drifting, no why am I telling you to use a bike well, the vehicles which inside drifts are good vehicles, also it’s probably best if you use a nunchuck other from the Wii wheel since it really does throw the player off with the wonky controls that they have, and another thing, use manual drifting with the nunchuck it really helps, trust me Strategies and short cuts Now for some strategies, let’s say that you have a banana as your items which I’m not going to lie, they are helpful, you can hold them behind you if you hold the side battens on the plus control pad or hold Z on nunchuck the same thing also goes for shells and bombs which I seriously do not recommend doing, but the FIB (Fake Item Box) is only effective against the player not the items like shells and bananas. Short cuts are another thing to use if you have the right items (as in right items I mean like mushrooms) and some of them doesn’t really need mushrooms like DK summit, Wario’s gold mine and and DK Mountain, if you have a look at all short cuts on Mario kart you’ll know what I mean and I’ll let you figure that out. The mini turbo that you keep messing up on are very simple, just hold down the acceleration button just about when 2 disappears to 1, it’s very simple and it’s really effective for the vehicles that has good mini turbo stats Recommend characters and vehicles Alright, so I’ll be telling you which characters and vehicles to use, if your using a medium weight (such as Mario) use the Mach bike Light weight (such as toad) use the bullet bike Heavy weight (such as bowser) us the bowser bike As I said the bikes best the cars with inside drifting And one more thing you can practice these tips in trial mode with nothing trying to screw you over other than what’s on the track that can screw over Hopefully this was helpful please like this comment so poofesure can see it
“How many times am i gonna get that same split today” Goes to the EXACT same spot in the lane and throws the exact same “moon ball” every single throw and is still baffled why it keep happening. Common bruh move around, try spinning the ball, anything different
![Wii Sports Resort Golf - The Perfect Game [-43]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wt_L5eKFx20/mqdefault.jpg)
bowling *ball*
Indeed
Noice
UwU
Yes
Balls
“I might have to stand up for this”
He’s been sitting down while bowling this entire time...
Hicccup Thank god i wasn’t the only person who caught that!😂
I’m just wondering how it was physically possible for him to do that. Doesn’t he hit his hand against his chair since it has armrests?
Jon Williams it’s between his legs and use both hands
no fucking wonder he is failing
That's what I'm fucking saying jfc
Poof: *You know, I’m something of a bowler myself*
Also poof: “How do you hold a bowling ball?”
Is at 420 likes but i want to like it
@@southestst Are you drunk? Its at 690...
Ryan Müller your comment was made 14 hours after ThanosTheBuider’s comment..... so maybe ThanosTheBuider isn’t the one who’s drunk.... *it’s you* nice judgement if you can’t see ThanosTheBuider’s comment is earlier *BY 14 HOURS* 😒
Hose_ 10 wow you okay bud?
Lol
poof: *buys a wii bowling ball*
also poof: this thing is the size of a frickin.... bowling ball
Imposter
Velvet Thunder vid or it didn’t happen
Evan dont say the f bomb plz. dont be dumb.
red alpha oh really now
@@evantally5411 arms dealer wins
"Wii remote condom off yoshi. Yoshi is going in dry" - Poofesure, 2020
BRUHHHHH
Continues to shove up his butt
Mathcoolb
Birdo is a guy lel-
Mathcoolb
*also.. Yoshi has many versions.. and all are male.*
*sooo... gangbangs are now a thing.*
Mathcoolb not to mention that Birdo is *SMALLER* than yoshi.
Poof: “A bowling ball that a wii remotes fits inside of!”
Poof’s TV, wall, wii console, and entire house: *nervously sweats*
u good? toxic
It’s ok to be white. Shut up
LOL. IM DYING
okay i got the 420th like and i’m high-
@@kirbysthiccthighs I'm high too but not on weed
2020: Using a Wii Bowling ball to get a perfect game.
2030: Using a Wii U.F.O to beat Wii Party
💯💀
Idk if wii is going be remember at all at that time, but would be interesting.
I swear if I can’t buy a wii in 2030, I will sue Reggie
Jeremy wrong i think nintendo dont support wii anymore
4lex
This is the joke
This is your head
“This bowling ball is the size of a bowling ball”
Ah yes the floor is made out of floor
Every minute, 60 seconds pass.
Gilky The Playstreamer in africa
People starve when they don’t eat
@@soIeils papercuts are made by paper
Drawings are shown when they are drawn
*Beating Lucia in table Tennis with a wiimote tennis racket*
I have one! I can do it, just gotta restart because i already have 2500 skill points
THIS
Beating matt with a real sword in swordplay
You would have to use a ping pong paddle since it’s table tennis
Normal people: Work on throwing a ball straight or use the curve to their advantage
Poofesure: Buys a lifesize bowling ball to help him.
Me af
Me though
"lifesize."
We did it boys, we've expanded beyond hand size.
@@ootfan7882 stfu
ً
*unless you have a micropenis every dick is hand size.*
Poof: “Can I let go of the bowling ball?”
Bowling Ball: *Chuckles* I’m in danger
Dude the moment he said that I was like "You're fucking kidding" and welp
More like the TV haha
nice 1k
Yol Riin Lask yeah that’s basically what I did
Tv: *Chuckles* I’m in more danger
Poof’s money: *Chuckles* Settle down, because I’m in even more danger
"I want to hold it with my index finger, middle finger and thumb. But I can't press the B button! So I'm forced to use my RING finger, middle finger and thumb."
Weird how the bowling ball is meant to be held like a BOWLING BALL.
Was thinking same thing🤣
I was bout to point that out
i felt physical pain when he said that
Hold up wdym ring finger??? In my 18 years of existence I have never held a bowling ball the right way lmaooo
@@beatrice5559 I’ve always used my ring finger, middle finger, and thumb because it gives balance and stability at least for me. It’s also more comfortable.
tv: *chuckles nervously* i'm in danger
Carson Davis yes yes it is
I mean a tv can’t be scared but ok
Carson Davis e
Haha so funny I forgot to laugh
@@samdiaz1206 haha so funny oh wait you aren't you are just a dick for no reason
just tape a wii remote to an actual bowling ball, it's more realistic.
Make sure to face your TV and release
Eat your cereal
that's a bad idea. he should do it.
Make sure you wear the wristband!
Eat you cereal
I like how sometimes he’s so calm (kind of) when he loses but then other times it’s just *eaHHAeHahbEa, EHAHEHGSGAHEHAHHEHAAAHH*
UA-cam: "hey you wanna watch a pro at wii bowling lose his shit trying to hold a bowling ball?"
Me at 2AM: *H E L L Y E S*
"Pro"
This is r/tomeirlformeirl
@@BXKVSF r/2meirl4meirl **
Mr Papagiorgio ok
This is my but at 4 AM
8:45 that’s literally how you’re supposed to bowl
i'm not even sure he's ever even bowled irl
Ikr
Wait a minute you aren't supposed to use your pointer finger
@@samrussell5148 no
@@samrussell5148 that's to press B since this isn't real life. But besides that, yeah. It's correct.
Fun Fact:
In Wii Sports Bowling, If you hold down the right button on the d-Pad on the black screen when starting over or loading the match, it will give you a golden ball.
🤔
It's called a d-pad (not crosshair lol), and I'm pretty sure you can get any color you want
CROSSHAIR IM SCREAMING ITS DPAD
Mr Sid wasn't that funny but yeah, I see where you're coming from.
@@kaiistre5679 bro thats kinda cringe
World: Goes to space, creates technology, creates satellites, engineers planes
Poof: this bowling ball is the best thing ever engineered
"I'm gonna shove it in my ass"
Joe burrow
Geaux tigers
creates technology
And he is right
Poof: laughs The Wii bowling ball: *chuckles* “I’m in danger”
The Tv:We're all in danger
@@aver4gej0e Every broken Wii remote: “We all were.”
Time pin please
Shouldve tried harder..
Lmao
“Him from Powerpuff Girls reminds me of James Charles.” Thank god someone else thinks so too.
I never even bothered to compare them but he’s absolutely right
wasn’t the name Her?
I’m your 200th like :)
GeckoAnimations wait i looked it up and some places say Her and some say Him i am so confused 😳
Thai Duong that killed me!
This will get lost in the comments, but you need to start using the spin. Go to the furthest right arrow on the alley and on the release, rotate the wii remote counterclockwise as much as you can. It will hit they middle pin at the right angle and speed and will get a strike pretty much every time.
Alpha Brother you could have said hook it into the 1 - 3 pocket lol
Dolphin B3 I don’t watch him but after watching this video my iq dropped by 10 so I think you are right
@@beniciobonilla2271 Sharpest crayon in the shed*
The man doesn’t read the instructions on wii party, this could be the top comment and he won’t read it.
@@giornogiovanna8605 My apologies, JoJo
“Him reminds me exactly of James Charles” points were made....
Kennedy facts are facts
Ok Kennedy
Drink everytime he says “bowling ball”
Edit: No, not me giving 2k people a reason to drink-
alcohol poisoning isn't my forte
drink evrytime he says ball
Drink what ?
@@yumper--8019 100% alcohol
Blub blub
When you said “it isn’t just a normal bowling ball” I thought you was gonna it’s a toad bowling ball with wii motion plus inside
Mason Davis technically, it is
@@knightrider1238 No there's a yoshi wii remote inside
Darkfinst7567 oh shit
@@Darkfinst7567 Yoshi wii remote with motion plus inside*
@@Charles-qx6yz ah yes sorry
When Jerry drops a hot iron on Tom’s tail.
2:27
Dangit u stole it
Lol frrrr
LOL
Poofesure: sounds like he's laughing
Me: oh no...
Init
It’s ok to be white. Shut up
Poof: Starts arguing with the wii
*I think it’s time to send him to the asylum*
Poor?
Crazycandy37 poor? Wym
6:26 when that girls eyebrows blinked I shivered
ᏞᎾᎳLoW MaRTinezᏃ woooooosh
those are ears. Cat ears
Thats a... HE WASNT SUPPOSED TO FIND THE ALIEN BEFORE WE DID
What the fuck
Poof: rages and breaks his tv
Also Poof: buys a bowling ball for the game he rages most at
If this game was his girlfriend it's the most abusive odd entertaining love hate relationship mix I've ever seen.
@@donnyjones6717 lol 🤣
This isn't gonna end well
The good thing about the "bowling ball" is that the yoshi wii remote with wii motion plus inside is safe
At 8:20, he says, "I don't want to hold the ball with my ring finger, middle finger, and thumb in the holes. I want to hold it the wrong way, with my index finger, middle finger and thumb in the holes."
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD THE BALL WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGER, RING FINGER, AND THUMB IN THE HOLES.
I KNOW ITS SO ANNOYING BC I DO ACCUALY BOWL
@@peytonrhodes2536 and I plate.
I'll go home.
My mom bowls with her index finger, middle finger and thumb because she lost her ring finger in a workplace accident. She carries a 217 average bowling that way.
@@peytonrhodes2536 that's the traditional way to do it, but technically you don't need to hold the ball with those specific fingers, take Belmo for example (now granted he is two handed) but he doesn't use his thumb.
@@aira6574 9 months late but this joke deserved to be acknowledged i audibly laughed at this okay pun
15:33 poof:acknowledges a random mii me: oh yeah he’s gonna be in tomodachi
Paladin 1022 facts
Friend kissu
I love how he has the “condom” on his wiimote like it’ll stand a chance against him
The Fluids to Life. It's weird to think about that comment for a few moments ಠ_ಠ
it's called the foreskin of the wiimote
When a guy named "The Fluids to Life" makes a joke about condoms that stop Fluids that make life.
Poof: Holds a bowling ball the correct way and says this doesn’t feel right but it’s the only way I can hit the B button
6:50 now we know he doesn't go outside
Yeh lol
@@mattfromwiisports2241 OMG ITS MATT 😲😲😲😲😲😲
Wdym i dont have a bowling alley in my backyard either but that doesnt mean i dont come outside
ive never bowled. that doesn’t mean i dont go outside
I apparently don't either
Apparently it's supposed to be ring finger, middle finger, and thumb not pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb
“How do you hold a bowling ball?”
“I might have to stand up for this.”
You’ve gotta be kidding me
I LNOW I EAS LIKE GEEZ IS A 14 YEAR OLD WHICH IS ME SMARTER THAN HIM
@@gatchahumandisabled9097 ur indeed disabled in typing
@@Kakuzaa my yt channel name came from Gatcha human first and then my sister suggested disabled. I said Gatcha Human Disabled an$ I loved it
@@gatchahumandisabled9097 xD
I’ve never heard the words “bowling ball” used so many times so quickly.
HeishiX Kinda sounds like he's giving a speech or introducing a new product to some audience. "Not just any moonball this ones spwecial"
First the Yoshi Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside, now this??? Which remote do you like most huh??? Better be me Poofesure!
Wait... Didnt you already died 3 times? Well, this proves something
He's just having a mid hamburger life crisis we all know your his one and only
Fabico Gamer Yes, but there are many more clones of me
How are you toad after the break-up with poof?
Yoshi just stole your man...
Poofesure: “this is the most beautifully engineered thing humans hav ever made”. Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside: Am I a Joke To You?
I Hate It When People Type Like This
He sits down while playing wii bowling and wonders why it curves left
The ball curves regardless
CEO of not being talked about a lot, but getting on trending a lot
Gamers are oppressed that’s why.
CEO of using tiktok memes on youtube
roader racer this isn’t a tik tok meme
"That was enough practice, we need to get serious"
*drops bowling ball on foot*
*"Oop, no, thats not it"*
7:13
“What About The *Powder Puff Girls* “
Instead Of Chemical X Is The Professor Accidentally Spill His Cocaine?
Isn't that what chemical X is?
Nice try bud and im going to need to see your papers. your jokes dont fool me
glory to cobrastan
"that show came out when i was a wee lad"
.... Guess you could say you're still a wii lad
NO
fuck you
@@graysonwinckler2536 no u
@@graysonwinckler2536 no thx thats gae
@It’s ok to be white. Says the foot fetish guy
1:09 “This might be the most impressively engineered thing that humans have.. have came up with today.”
It’s the simple things in life that impressive Poof.
I've never seen or heard about an Wii Bowling Ball...
Me either
I mostly heard of a Wii wheel (for Mario kart), but that's the only thing I remember
There’s also a Wii baseball bat, golf club, and tennis racket.
@@lyndseydaum3209 I had the bat, the golf club, and the tennis racket but I never had or heard of a bowling ball controller holder
Matthew Salter same
I've never heard of it either!
2:25 people that bowl professionally felt your pain right there
Poof: "I don't know how to hold a bowling ball. That might be my issue."
Me: *dying of laughter*
that was not that funny
AbstaubExpertDE you have different humor from him/her
Like he does realize all he have to do is copy what his mi is doing
Me: looks at your comment and replies “Me: looks at your comment and replies”
SlayerTank99 You adding you were “dying of laughter” doesn’t make your comment funnier
Wii: "Hey, you know how all these players sometimes throw their controller at the screen by accident? Well, let's add a bowling ball to that!"
2:28 anyone whos watched tom and jerry recognizes this sound
yup, a crazy tom cat laughing. aka thomas or tom.
Underrated comment 😂
I know I did
Ok boomer
Defrap22 wow your so funny please tell me more
Poofesure: "I am going to let go of the bowling ball, while bowling"
The walls, Bowling ball, wii system, T.V., and entire house: Starts shaking
15:34 Remember that face. I expect him to be in Tomodachi Life in the next episode....
"pig bish"
Gris
The new Dudydude
NX28 Manly Man
“Ring Finger, Middle Finger, and Thumb” is how you’re supposed to hold a bowling ball. That’s why you have to have your pointer finger available to press B.
I was internally struggling not to yell "THAT'S HOW YOU HOLD IT!" Out loud lol
NukaGirl Official “internally out loud” bro which one is it
So that's why I suck ass at bowling I'm not using the right fingers hmm.... That's also why my GF left me?!
@@weeemoooo7080 eyyyyy
@@DavieDrum98 someone isn't very bright, I said I was internally struggling to not yell it out loud. Learn to read. It means I was trying my hardest to not shout it out loud.
I got a perfect game with the pro ball.
I used a very specific technique that worked insanely well.
Go to the right 1.5 marks so you’re in between 2 and 3 (from the right). You have to throw it hard and high into the air while spinning the ball to the inside.
Have to hit between pins 1 and 3 and it will work
omg it works
Brad Rosenston shhh don’t tell him. Anyone who actually knows how bowling works should know this 😂😂 it’s way funnier with him not knowing
Literally figured that technique out when I was like 10. I’ve just been waiting for him to actually find a good technique this whole time, but he’s been sitting down doing the same thing. lol
it's sad times
*This right here*
*says Him looks like James Charles*
“I don’t mean that in a mean way-“
*Immediately specifies that Him is a villain*
Prophecy
He's a man of commitment, focus, and sheer f-king will
Wii*
Why does you censor the fuck word
4:07 when he was a “wii” lad
the camtron ahhhhhhhhh I get it
Please never comment on another video
*B A G P I P E I N T E N S I F I E S*
8:47 well yeah thats how you're supposed to hold a bowling ball
2:30 Proof that the game uses REAL physics.
No one:
Poofesure: how do I hold a bowling ball
6:33
"Yoshi's going in dry"
Poof: 2020
fun game: take a shot every time he says “bowling ball”
You would die of alcohol poisoning
*so you have chosen death*
Do this with beer,
You will die anyway
Instructions unclear now I have alcohol poisoning
@@bigjimbo3640 Then you did it correctly.
3:50
*Court dismissed. BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTERS*
4:15 | Ah yes, the *Powder Puff Girls.*
And their arc nemesis: mouth-gel-gel-gel
3:20 "did a full 180" that was perfect lol 🤣🤣🤣
poofesure lipa
Your telling me, this man has been SITTING THE WHOLE TIME playing BOWLING?!?!
You’re
I loved the part where he said “bowling ball”
Wii Bowling Ball with Wii Motion Plus Inside
DJ Launchpad2: games Music and extras “lol”
@@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767 "lol"
Wii bowling ball: (Tries its best)
Poof: *So you have chosen death*
*later*
Someone: Yo Poofesure wanna go bowling with us
Poofesure:
2:27 as someone who used to bowl competitively I can tell you that's actually accurate compared to real life bowling
The moment he mentioned that the remote went IN the bowling ball I started getting flashbacks of the Wii safety screen telling you to put on the Wii strap. Looking back now I'm glad I always secured my remote, I can already see the terror in people's faces when the ball slipped out of their hand and into their tv.
and then there was that one random scene in squeakquel when alvin threw his wii remote and smashed the tv😂
me reading the title:
“no”
Yes
@Sora Hanaishi idk how to respond
3:27 apparently G-spot stands for God Spot
10:05 okay, come on! I don't want to see two pins having sex!..
Look at the right gutter folks, lmao.
Can a wii bowling ball get you a win in "Getting Over it???"
Nope
I’d be scared to watch him in that video (X__X)
He would break his computer
Trust me, you do NOT want to see him play getting over it
@@pepkoko2229 I do 😂😂
It must be hard to get a perfect score with an uncircumcised bowling alley.
Only poofesure would spend 15+ hours playing wii bowling then ask how you hold a bowling ball
6:34
5:25 "How aboot that haoose over dare?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 that took me OUT
I went bowling one time when I was 11 and stepped 1 step to far slipped fell on my back, got laughed at and still manage to get a strike. It was the best/worst public experience ever.
My best/worst experience was when I was bowling with friends. I went outside to cool down and got called back in because they were waiting for me to play.
I get in throw my first strike of my life and see that I threw it for someone else. I got sad and everyone said she should throw for me. She didn't even hit the pins >.>
Line foul. Doesn’t count
Trey W you don’t know he stepped over the line.
Jsihsbs Hsihsbz not definitively but he does say a step too far. The lane is slippery. It doesn’t take Sherlock to deduce that.
Trey W clearly it wasn’t a line foul cause he got a strike.
2:26 how TF? Now I really believe this game is against you in every aspect imaginable
The Brain Named Itself literally got consistent perfect games when I was a kid. It’s not that hard, he just doesn’t have a good strategy.
@Micheal Venis the logic on how that pin flew back and managed to stay up is freaking ridiculous!!
“wait I might have to do this standing up now”
Me: wait you threw 5 strikes sitting down?! That’s pretty impressive
Its Wii bowling..
4:20 YESSSSSSSS POWERPUF GIRLS WAS MY CHILDHOOD!
Hey poofesure can you play more Mario kart plays and use my tips
Weight stats
The reason why your getting bumped around the track so very often is because toad, which is who your playing as, he is a light weight, which means he will get bumped around so easily there are three levels of weight light weight, medium weight and heavy weight
The vehicle that your using are standard karts when you have the opportunities to use other vehicles like bikes which I really do recommend since they have stronger inside drifting, no why am I telling you to use a bike well, the vehicles which inside drifts are good vehicles, also it’s probably best if you use a nunchuck other from the Wii wheel since it really does throw the player off with the wonky controls that they have, and another thing, use manual drifting with the nunchuck it really helps, trust me
Strategies and short cuts
Now for some strategies, let’s say that you have a banana as your items which I’m not going to lie, they are helpful, you can hold them behind you if you hold the side battens on the plus control pad or hold Z on nunchuck the same thing also goes for shells and bombs which I seriously do not recommend doing, but the FIB (Fake Item Box) is only effective against the player not the items like shells and bananas.
Short cuts are another thing to use if you have the right items (as in right items I mean like mushrooms) and some of them doesn’t really need mushrooms like DK summit, Wario’s gold mine and and DK Mountain, if you have a look at all short cuts on Mario kart you’ll know what I mean and I’ll let you figure that out.
The mini turbo that you keep messing up on are very simple, just hold down the acceleration button just about when 2 disappears to 1, it’s very simple and it’s really effective for the vehicles that has good mini turbo stats
Recommend characters and vehicles
Alright, so I’ll be telling you which characters and vehicles to use, if your using a medium weight (such as Mario) use the Mach bike
Light weight (such as toad) use the bullet bike
Heavy weight (such as bowser) us the bowser bike
As I said the bikes best the cars with inside drifting
And one more thing you can practice these tips in trial mode with nothing trying to screw you over other than what’s on the track that can screw over
Hopefully this was helpful please like this comment so poofesure can see it
Poof doesn’t read 2 sentences of instructions do you really expect him to read this 😂😂😂
No way in heck im reading tht
This has nothing to do with the topic but how the hell did you type that in two minutes
@Fire DJPikachu he copy-pasted it
Holy shit 😂😭😭
“How many times am i gonna get that same split today”
Goes to the EXACT same spot in the lane and throws the exact same “moon ball” every single throw and is still baffled why it keep happening. Common bruh move around, try spinning the ball, anything different
“You cant let go of this bowling ball... can you?” Oh no
7:36 who else thought their phone died
"how do you hold a bowling ball" question 4 out of 10 questions science cant answer
We need a full body cam to record this while you lose your crap bowling
2:30 whenever Tom gets his tail chopped off.
Lmaoooooo
7:46 “Before we get going into this…”, * starts bowling * and doesn’t say anything else finishing the sentence
*Buys a bowling ball*
"This thing is the size of a bowling ball"
*pokemon surprised face meme*
*suprised Pikachu face*
Pokémon surprised face meme
@@oskarehre5410 stop with the annoying reddit memes
@[̲̅Z][̲̅-][̲̅R][̲̅o] ᗰᗩᖇᑕOᔕ omg you are soooo funny! So quirky!!! You want a medal? Huh? You want it? Go get it neckbeard.
@@slash6814 Um, you do realise that the original comment contains the same “shitty Reddit meme” you’re upset about? I’m saying this kindly
Poof: Makes 5 in a row
Me: frantically turns down volume
2:26 Tom when jerry smashes his head in on the curb
EXACTLY LMAO
A guy who doesn't know the first thing about bowling tries to bowl semi-realistically.
No one:
Poof: guys ive got a bowling bowl with mii motion plus inside
No its I've got a Wii bowling ball with a Wii remote inside an in that Wii remote is Wii motion plus inside
Jack 1152 to be fair you are right but I can see him breaking the wii remote with mii motion plus inside the bowling ball with mii motion plus inside
You mean wii Motion plus
2:12 that’s what she reluctantly said
Actually made me laugh.
Marcus Fullerton Glad to hear.
You don’t understand how much I’d pay for this man to have a face cam
Fr
6:34 “How do you hold a bowling ball?”