Zelda: puts the master sword in the lost forest for link to get when he awakens
Crow: sees a stick and kills Gannon with it
Zelda: am I a joke to you?
I mean fairly certain Crow beat Ganon with just a stick faster than most people do normally. Zelda has no reason to be disappointed lmao
@@r2020E to be fair, most people normally are just playing the game for a casual playthrough and not a stick only run lol
I love how when Crow freaks out about *King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule* everyone in chat goes along with it.
I love it so much lol. Dropping the timestamp here for convenience 6:48
I can totally imagine someone in the only sticks run saying "now do it with one stick" thinking he is funny. But then he sees this video...
I recently said on stream BotW two blind no controller as a joke and he was just like “yeah sure if y’all want that”
@@coolcole3730 How about "I beat BOTW blindfolded and win an N64 controller".
PointCrow A stick does 2 damage. Now do it with a deku leaf, 1 damage, large weapon speed. In master mode. Including sword trials.
Gratz dude! Seriously though, even getting past knowing the setups to make it possible, it definitely takes patience to beat ganon with a weak weapon, and managing a glitch to refresh durability too.
Imagine being malice incarnate and getting beaten by a teenager with a stick
@@damigamermx-us8291 he’s technically 17, as his body has not aged 100 years and he didn’t technically live for those 100 years.
Ok so yeah I had to look it up, so he’s 17 but sorta also 117, at one point I had been told he was 21 so I had to look it up to be sure
lol I caught the chat comment “every day we stray further from Hylia”
Lemme get this straight, No one could defeat Ganon over a 100 year period but it took Link 15 hours and 46 minutes from waking up to kill him with a stick...
Well, technically it’s more because hyrule time passes faster so it’s almost 39.5 days. But yes, it is still less than 100 years.
Ikr I really expected to find a bunch of corpses of people that had tried to kill ganon but apparently no one even tried in 100 years
@@liamanderson8789 Who's to say Bokoblins, Moblins and Lizalfos don't eat said attempts, bone and all.
Mom: okay, finish that boss before bed!
Crow: **laughs in 29 hours**
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"We are NOT a cult"
I suddenly have the urge to make a D&D quest where the players walk into town to find every townsfolk in the square chanting this. The WTF on their faces would be amazing.
This is basically the video game version of how you felt when you picked up that one best stick as a little kid
I always kept the sticks that were like super sturdy and didnt break
Impa: NOOOOOO! You can't just kill Ganon with no master sword and no divine beasts!
Link: Hehe stik go bing bong
Crow: Goes to interview
Employer: what are some of your accomplishments
Crow: I mean, I beat botw with a stick
Employer: when can you start
I mean it shows resourcefulness, perseverance, and reliability. Excellent traits that employers look for in their employees.
@@r2020E it also shows dedication. Having the pure willpower to spend that many hours on a single goal is impressive and a wonderful skill
“After that we’re going to die”
gasp “we lived”
*me testing fall damage in games be like*
Fun fact: the master sword laser beam damages dark beast ganon so you can beat the game with only the master sword glitchless
@@connorcadaver1219 Fun Fact: No.
I only beat ganon with bullet time on my 3rd playthrough. I didn't even know you were supposed to glide up and shoot him.
@@connorcadaver1219 Fun fact
Not only you don’t, you can literally go up in air and shoot the beam in air anyways, it has enough time
Or you do it from the ground. The bullet time is there to simply give a cinematic view for players to finish ganon
Fun fact: Fireblight phase 2 needs a bomb (but you can do it with glitches but you said glitchless)
I'm sorry but that reaction to the old man's reveal was so funny I legitimately spilt my drink
WAIT WHAT OMG THIS WAS A MORE INSANE REVEAL THAN WHEN JK ROWLING REVEALED RON WAS GAY OH MY GOD
DUDE, COME ON, SPOILERS?!!?!??! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT OMG OMG OMGHGGGGGG HUKBOIDVCQGWOHUPHUIEDWDUOHIOQGWDIUEGOUIEWCOUGYWEEDYOGUD
I am in shock like I had no idea it was King Roham Bosphoramus Hyrule in the 3 years that I’ve played this game like wow.
Ah yes, King Rohan Hyrule, the ruler of the fabled Riders of Rohan.
Settle down. My dog has had the same stick for 8 years.
Zylonx RBLX yeah probably from maxed out Master sword to the power of 164
How normal people see that stick: That's one tough stick.
How LoZBOtW players see that stick: That stick has high durability.
How Stardew Valley players see that stick: That's an iridum quality stick.
Fun fact, this run now only requires you to kill a single Lynel with riding damage, as you can also get the forest dwellers bow and you can overload the menu with 2 three shot bows now
Definitely the best non-cult I've had the pleasure of not joining.
@@PointCrow I may do a BITE-model analysis on your fanbase before I'm convinced :P
im surprised at how optimiSTICK u were during the challenge
I thought you were saying autiSTICK and my first thought was that's not very nice.
@@teathesilkwing7616 aw, dont be so pessimiSTICK. the pun wasnt all that bad
Sticks aren't something one considers when speedrunning Breath of the Wild, but this, does put a smile on my face.
I know it’s super late and like 2 years later but the way that fire damage works is it doesn’t actually hurt your durability but instead there’s a 60 second timer and when it ends it burns up. So if you were to have a brand new stick have it on fire for 59 seconds and then put it out it would still be new
Point Crow: “We beat the entirety of Breath of the Wild with a single stick!”
Dark Beast Ganon: Am I a joke to you?
@@annoyinglyfast5972 Yes it is, with normal controls during it as well. And an overpowered bow that's basically useless because you can only fight an easy boss with it
What could ganon do, break the stick? Then you have two sick, sick win every time
Who else loves when the “old man” who is the king he just starts screaming and running around. Lol
WHAT!? ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE OLD MAN IS KING RHOAM BOSPHORAMUS HYRULE!?!?
tbh when i first played botw, i didn't know it
but at the same time i didn't know who king roam-n borax hyrule was
yes i put 'roam-n', as i was roaming around hyrule trying to find the statis shrine
He’s already at Ganon and there are still 20 minutes left and I am absolutely terrified
He start chanting “We are not a cult”
And the chat go like “ *WE ARE A CULT* ”
The reason why the menu overloading didn't work outside ganon is that some places are much easier to overload than others. Apparently hyrule castle is one of the hardest places to overload.
Sometime in the Distant Future: "The Kingdom of Hyrule was re-founded by the Hero of the Wilds with this.. the Master Tree Branch..."
Imagine having to persevere through a 7 HOUR and 26 minute boss fight knowing that one wrong move/death will kill you and you start all over, so nice job crow (p.s.... chungus)
@@MaddyLine7888 yea but he could mess up in that and not lose all his progress
Imagine being calamity ganon and seeing link rapidly drop bows and hit the ground with a double axe/tree branch
18:39 I was SO sick of the sound effect after getting all the hearts lol. That took an eternity.
7:00 OMG THE KING OF HYRULE proceeds to pull down room
18:30 So here is how to do the glitch. 1: Sell some hearts. 2: Save game. 3: Buy back hearts. 4: Do what he did in the shrine. 5: Load save. If you did it right, it should say, in the loading screen, the amount of hearts you would have after aelling, but when done saving, you should have your hearts back. 6: Go to the shrine, buy back hearts, even though you already did.
Now I know how Zelda feels having to fight Calamity Ganon for 100 years
Guess you can say that crow can *murder* Ganon with a single stick!
Okay...
Ah a murder of crows as in a group of them, that is very funny, thank you for brightening up my life
Me: it’s impossible to beat breath of the wild with a single stick
Crow: try me
i love how he beats the game with only a stick faster than most people beat the game normally
Me: dies before even making it in Hyrule castle
Him: beats game with one stick
Me:
Well shit.
Me : died by getting Shocked because of the freacking lightning when raining
@@bapaknyayin8425 well at least you didn’t die to a fucking chu chu like me
I got so sidetracked playing in the sandbox world, I never got around to doing the castle. Eventually I realized that the world is actually better off with Ganon around, because his blood moon thingy provides a bottomless source of energy and resources. Kill Ganon, and the world eventually runs into an energy crisis. So instead, I just made a nice place to live and treated the blood moon respawn points as factories. #Sustainability #TrueEnding
@@ToyKeeper isn't the only reason why Ganon is stuck at hyrule castle because Zelda is holding him back, once she runs out of energy the whole world is doomed, I'd say an energy crisis is preferable
when a item is on fire it does not burn durability it actually has no effect on durability a item and will only burn up after 60 continues seconds of burning
looked through the comments hoping someone else was thinking this too
I love how pointcrow freaks out after seeing King roam bosphomaous hyrule for thw 5,000th time and he will continue it every time
*The Stick That Sealed The Darkness* “The Master Stick”
I luv how he struggles with thunderblight normally but he can DOMINATE thunderblight WITH A STICK great job bro
I love how Dark Beast Ganon is so negligible you celebrate before you beat him and don’t even show footage of beating him in this video
@@PointCrow yeah, no one would ever lose to it.
it had to be a big clown
@@rainpumpkin7266 yeah, the only reason I slightly struggled defeating that clown was that my horse was being stupid and running into Ganon's feet
@@jorted_julimak My house died because it kept being stupid. I had to run around myself and somehow managed to beat it :D
Omg the comment at the top of chat at 1:18 "Why is Link a lesbian?"... It took me a second but now I'm actually pissing myself XD
@@roadkill.highway So it was just in general and nothing to do with what was on screen. Ok, I thought it was related to what was on screen.
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 no, i think its because the unloaded link genuinely looks like a lesbian
“We are not a cult!”
Frederick, appearing 2 years later: _hello there_
You could say he took Thunder Blight "head on" in that fight.
For people who are wondering:
Dark beast Gannon doesn't (usually) count for runs like these since he's pretty much just a glorified qte cutscene, hence why most people ignore him
The Master Sword doesn't have infinite durability with the glitch, it gives the weapon 40 instead
He didn't use the Axe, the axe was still sparkling meaning it hasn't taken damage
From what I remember from the vod he reloaded after using bombs in combat. I could be wrong and am remembering something from another stream, though.
The heart statue glitch was used to dupe the hearts
I remember being there when you finally beat Ganon. It was awesome. Good job Crow!
The genuine excitement and happyness over this video is amazing, never watched a stream from this guy but i trully hope he is like this most of the time
I too love sacrificing goats every other weekend whilst watching pointcrow
pointcrow: "WE BEAT THE ENTIRETY OF BOTW WITH A SINGLE STICK"
dark beast ganon: "am i a joke to you?"
If you keep repeating "we are not a cult" for long enough, eventually the phrase will lose its meaning, the pronunciation will decay, and when it's written out again it'll say something nearly unrecognizable. And then a cult may adopt it as a term for something (a magic spell, the "real actual" name of the endtimes or something else, they can get quite creative). Fun stuff to think about.
We are not a cult.
… I love how this is becoming a thing… I love it in a strange way. wiar nudda cuhlt.
"WE ARE NOT A CULT"
Me: "THAT"S SOMETHING A *CULT* WOULD SAY!"
I remember I had wanted to try out what fighting Ganon felt like (I had finished the divine beasts) and I decided that as a joke I would enter the sanctum and fight clam gan but what I didn’t know was that if you complete all the divine beasts you would start the fight with ganon on half health, I beat him way faster than expected and was surprised
YOU KNOW GOING BACK TO THESE OLD VIDS TOTK will have so much repeat of the same content but since the game is different they will feel so fresh
"I was hoping we'd abuse the dog for money." -Pointcrow
Eric... been years since i've seen/talked to you in person. its the middle of the night and you get so many notifications im sure this will be buried, but i literally just found this video for the first time! so great to see you on youtube and streaming; its encouraging while im working in the same direction. we play slightly different games tho so its just nice to have found your channel like this anyways. i hope one day when i catch up we could do some gameplay together, good luck for the future!!!
Lmao collabing with pointcrow? Never gonna happen lol. Just give up now
“Yeah we’re not going to get mipha”
*dies by bomb*
I thought this was about domestic violence for a sec since all I saw at first was "Beating Zelda with a stick"
Fun fact, over a year later: setting weapons on fire doesn't do durability damage. They simply just burn up after a minute. This is true for bows and shields as well. Arrows don't burn up, they just burn out, and it only takes ten seconds. Of course, torches stay lit forever unless put out by Link or water.
If you learned something new, cool, glad I could help. If not, well...I tried.
imagine a world... where no weapons, no shields only tree branches, a lonely crow ventures and decides 'meh lets save the world with a single stick, no big deal.'
BROOO IM DYING 🤣 ERIC WITH THE "WHAT DID I MISS" THING ON THE CHAT AND WITH KING RHOAM🤣🤣🤣
10:52 If I wasn't dead from laughing I would feel a little uncomfortable. Luckily I'm dead and it's pretty comfortable.
The fact he named his stick Olivander and in harry potter the name of one of the wand/magic sticks smithses is named olivander
Hey! My dad just completed the Champions Ballad DLC and now has the motorcycle thing. The boss was quite difficult as I could tell by his wincing face lol
Oh my god
OH MY GOD
Wow. just wow.
I applaud your patience, your effort, and all the time you have put into this.
Beating botw with a STICK
OH MY GOD!!!
Can you imagine out of context crow yelling at chat “get your periods”
You got yourself in a STICKy situation, trying to beat this fantaSTICK game like this
I love how when he said “can we get some a hype in chat?” It looked like everybody was just screaming lol
Crow: "I guess you could say we're gonna face off ganon!"
Also Crow: **laughs in pain**
the fact that the entire last 15 minutes of the video are just ganon vs stick is amazing
Cro: I'm trying to do this as fast as possible
Also Cro: WE ARE NOT A CULT WE ARE NOT A CULT WE ARE NOT A CULT WE ARE NOT A CULT
crow: OH MAH GOSH ITS KING RHOAM BOSPHORAMUS HYRULE! nO wAyYyYy!
me: nO iTs sAnTa
Thank you for having very technical but also entertaining content for me to watch while I'm sobbing and fearing living so that I can focus on something unrelated
I love how the ENTIRE chat decided to chant “we are a cult” and completely disobey the leade- I mean, uh, streamer…
The stuff of playground legends right here. "Oh yeah?? Well my brother is so good at Zelda he beat the whole game using a single tree branch!"
Wow, I didn't realize that I spent 40 minutes watching that. It felt like 5 minutes ngl
My brother told me to check out this cool crazy guy out but little did i know that he was actually a brilliant mad scientist
No clue if this has ever been done, but would you ever consider doing a clothing %? Like collecting ALL of the armour you can get in Breath of the Wild
13:01 ‘Mipha’s life is canonically worth 2800 Rupees’
I have no idea what this even means, but it is so funny.
9:28
Crow:Fetch boy
dog:*Runs*
Crow:I had the stick the whole time!
I love it when you freak out every time when the old man reveals who he truly is
Every UA-camr when they beat calamity ganon: We did it!!
Dark Beast Ganon: *Am I a joke to you?*
ganon:a chaotic creature born as the IMBODYMENT of evil. who can destroy the world
pointcrow:haha stick go *WHACK*
Yeah, we're definitely not a cult here. In other news, follow my twitter or Breath of the Wild isn't the only think I'll beat with a stick: twitter.com/PointCrow
How about beating the game with every weapon?
Beat me with a stick Daddy Crow!
Question, why didn’t you have to fight Boar Ganon? I’m pretty new to this stuff
@@piplupisgood it's basically a glorified credits sequence, not much skill required and not part of the main game. There are technical reasons that justify the community leaving it out, but they're basically excuses to not have to do it every run because it's kinda boring. Sometimes runs do include it, but since you are forced to use the bow of light it wouldn't be relevant in a challenge involving held weapons
What is the Minecraft server called and how do I get in?