JJ How long until your body gets used to the foreign foods so you won’t be shitting on yourself? I’m going to study abroad soon and I’m really scared of shitting in public or host parents house
Nancy Salazar sorry for answering late but I only visited Italy for a week I pooped for the first 2 days, after that it was cool just make sure too take some anti diarrhea pills or something you’ll be alright. Every digestive system is different so it might be different for you idk.
The poop story about Joe was so hilarious! I once shit in a bush after I was dropping my friend at her house and I asked if I could use her restroom and she said okay but she didn't have a house key so she kept knocking and no one would answer so I just shat not only on myself, but in a bush. I had my friend bring toilet paper and some pants...AND I had to walk back home...it was the worst thing that could ever happen. I'm just glad no one was outside (she lives in an apartment complex)
Oh god that sounds even worse. I'm just glad my friend was generous enough to give me a whole roll of toilet paper. And thankfully, I didn't smell horrible. I walked home, my mom opened the door and didn't really say anything...how refreshing it was to finally be able to shower though..it was amazing
What Nikki said can really be applied to Italian American food. I always here a lot of elitists say "Oh, in Italy they don't have meatballs in their pasta, in fact a lot of Italian dishes don't feature meat." But any sane person would realize that Italian immigrants came to the U.S. and used the abundance of meat to their advantage, and now we have so many iconic dishes that many always like to call out for not being authentic Italian.
Fish and chips are terrible in London because London isn't a seaside town, the best fish and chips are from seaside towns where the fish is caught there fresh
I have a similar story like Joe. I was in a dorm in college. It was midnight and I needed to poop really badly but I remembered that the water stopped flushing in the toilet since morning. It was a shared toilet among other roommates and I couldn't just shit there and leave the poop there. So I went back to my room. Pulled out a plastic bag and pooped into the bag. Once I was done, I wiped my ass using papers from my notebook. I then knot tied the bag and threw the bag out the window as far as I could. Lol
Joe’s story reminds me of the girl in bridesmaids who shit in a wedding gown in the street 😂 I feel so bad for laughing but I really don’t at the same time 😂 I feel the pain though. I had gallbladder attacks for 6 yrs before drs saw anything weird with my blood lvls. I had it removed when I was 19 and it didn’t change a damn thing (depending what I eat). Now I’m trying to eat healthier and pay attention to how certain things make me feel. Not that I didn’t pay attention before, just I’m taking it a little further by eating more veggies and more healthy fats. It’s helped a lot!
It's not that strict in SG hahahahhaha. You can chew gum, just throw it in the appropriate places. Selling gum is illegal. And fines were 300 SGD not a thousand hahahaha
Sueanne Billones not worth the lack of freedom. Nice to visit but i wouldnt wanna live in SG. My SG friend is always trying to move to LA cos he cant stand the draconian laws.
Bart's not exaggerating about the heat and humidity in Taiwan. I've been there in August, which is known to be the hottest time of the year there, and ooommgg. You are literally drenched in sweat the moment you walk outside of any air conditioned room, the sun is blazing hot and the humidity is crazy. One day, we went out sightseeing and upon returning to the hotel room, I noticed a huge stain on the back of my white shirt and it turned out that the color on my purse (designer brand btw) had bled onto my shirt because it was just that hot out that the color was melting off. Crazy! Singapore is BEA-U-TI-FUL! My husband and I travel quite a lot (mainly Asia) and so far, Singapore is our favorite! Can't wait to go back one day. Hopefully soon! ♥
I thought I was the only one who did that! Without hesitation I drop in a second to the floor, arms and legs sprawled out flat besides the crib when my daughter starts to cry or turn her head to look for me. If she sees me she stays up, if she doesn’t then she goes back to bed! lol
I would listen to hour long Off the Record podcasts 😂
Jailan Simon right😂
The MJM Life hell yeah
Yeah that would make more sense that listen to a video I already saw or that I can watch later.
Sameeee😂😂
Jailan Simon fr we need to tweet them that.
I want to see that footage of Joe lmaooooo
it's up on Bart and Geo's vlog haha
귀엽네요
Off the record is one of the best things to happen to jk news.
cant wait for that episode of mafia to drop 😂😂
Yeah "drop" 😂😂😂
aaron oh we'll be watching Nikki extra close to see if she sweating. Lol
Please upload that psurvailance footage of joe. PLEASE!!!
surveillance*
The P is silent. :)*
you mean psilent?
John Smith watch on bart and geo vlog now
it is on Bart and geos channel
I wanna see these surveillance videos
valar morghulis send the link
When Tiff actually laughs it's so genuine and cute!!
I noticed that Bart and David have started using Steve's iconic "cats"
Michaela david been saying that for awhile..bart is just influenced by steve. Lol
Please do surveillance footage 😂😂😂😂
Its up in Bart’s and Geo’s channel.
Any Singaporeans here waiting for JK to come over to Singapore ? Singaporean here
me! it would be so dope to meet the jkcrew.
since like 2011 been waiting
yeppppp choa chu kang represent lol
of coz! hella!
yaasssssss JE represent! it would be way safer than doing meet n greet at LA (since they r worried about meeting crazy fans that would harm them)
LMAO THE STORY ABOUT JOE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo that travel diarrhea is real I just traveled to Italy, the food was good but once I came back to the hotel I started shitting myself 💀
JJ How long until your body gets used to the foreign foods so you won’t be shitting on yourself? I’m going to study abroad soon and I’m really scared of shitting in public or host parents house
Travel diarrhea is the fucking truth😂 went on a cruise for a week and my insides were not having it
Whaaat I would think in Italy since everything’s fresh you’d be good.
Nancy Salazar sorry for answering late but I only visited Italy for a week I pooped for the first 2 days, after that it was cool just make sure too take some anti diarrhea pills or something you’ll be alright. Every digestive system is different so it might be different for you idk.
JJ lol shitting yourself like your body was turning inside out 😂😂😂
"Was geo doing abstract art" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Holy shit
When Nikki said "didn't they can Hong Kong air?" I thought she meant get rid of Hong Kong airlines😂
didn't they can? what?!
The poop story about Joe was so hilarious! I once shit in a bush after I was dropping my friend at her house and I asked if I could use her restroom and she said okay but she didn't have a house key so she kept knocking and no one would answer so I just shat not only on myself, but in a bush. I had my friend bring toilet paper and some pants...AND I had to walk back home...it was the worst thing that could ever happen. I'm just glad no one was outside (she lives in an apartment complex)
Oh god that sounds even worse. I'm just glad my friend was generous enough to give me a whole roll of toilet paper. And thankfully, I didn't smell horrible. I walked home, my mom opened the door and didn't really say anything...how refreshing it was to finally be able to shower though..it was amazing
That's one of my biggest fears. Needing to shit urgently and no toilets around.
Internetainment lol holy shit! That's hilarious.
God i need friends like joe and bart😂😂
It's midnight and I should be sleeping yet here I am.
This is the earliest ive been to an episode and It's one of my favorite videos!! ❤ 💜 💚 💙 💛 💗 💖 💞 💝 💟 💓 💕
I love off the record I can listen to you guys talk for hours.
The more Off The Record I watch, the more I love it. Such a good segment!!!!
Bart & Geo PLEASE SAVE THE FOOTAGE and upload it as a compilation on your channel 🤣😂😂😂🤣
Post that video of Joe!!!!
Geeeeeeeoooo please we NEED this footage of Joe contemplatin about shitting!! 😂😂😂😂🙏
Also we need to see that crawling night vision footage 😂😂
when bart called David a fucking liar it had me dead lol
Shared this video all over the place, I just died laughing.
Davids face as Joe talks about "carding" his butt is hilarious.
I haven’t laughed SO hard in a fat minute THX jkn
YESSSS COME TO SINGAPOREEEEEE
2:45 the way Bart said "you touched your butthole?!" Is comedy gold.
Make off the record longer!! I looove listening to random stories!
More off the records please! This is amazing
you guys need to put a celsius conversion, I'm so lost with the temperature talk lol 😂
Paused at 20:43 to answer a call and I can't stop laughing... Geo looks like the Siamese cat from the Lady and the Tramp.
I'm high. 😁
PSA: EVERYONE SUPPORT JK AND GET SHADY AGENTS
Crazy
IvenThePanda But im broke :/
same :(
with what money
This has to be the funniest video of there’s that I’ve seen so far😂🤣😭
im literally eating cup ramen w lemon & valentina watching this
potato potato I use Valentina on packaged ramen and some onion ring (the chips).
Taye Alexander Same also.Doritos
Theyre talking about that good ramen though.........Not maruchan lol
bart and geo just needa release all those surveillance vids 😂😂😂
OMG Im crying laughing at Joes story !!!!! 😂
This is one of the funniest JK news ever I’m fucking cryingggg
I laughed so hard when Joe said he "credit carded" himself. Lmao :D
I love and admire how much they have traveled the world
Omg. I thought I was the only one that ducks when I hear the kid starting to wake up and then army crawling out of the room 😂😂
Joe stories and Bobby stories all I need for a goodnight
HI IM FROM SINGAPORE WOOOWOOOOO
Hearing Barts relatives visiting and complaining about the cold reminds me so much of me visiting my sister in Melbourne from Brisbane.
This was the *BEST* !
What Nikki said can really be applied to Italian American food. I always here a lot of elitists say "Oh, in Italy they don't have meatballs in their pasta, in fact a lot of Italian dishes don't feature meat." But any sane person would realize that Italian immigrants came to the U.S. and used the abundance of meat to their advantage, and now we have so many iconic dishes that many always like to call out for not being authentic Italian.
Now this was a good episide of Off The Record 😂
Your personal lives are so much more funnier than the articles
Funny video! "Off the Record" segment is AWESOME!!
Joe's slowing turning into Bobby Lee LOL xD
David So's comment about just wanting to go eat the food, is me!
i love how this feels like a regular news video
laughed so hard my mom woke up and she was on the opposite side of the house.
PLEASE COME TO SINGAPORE!! ❤❤❤
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS come to Singapore!!!!!!! Much love from SG!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO! Joe credit carding his own butt. Gave David cup cake later
This was too funny😂😂
I’ve been watching you guys since 2011, i know you guys will love the food in Singapore please come!!!!!!!
This had me crying😂😂😂
We'll be waiting for you in Singapore!!
"i just look at it and i dream" LOLOOLOL
LOVE FROM SINGAPOREEEEEE
also what Niki was describing was Marina Bay Sands, Skypark has a limit of how many visitors can be up there at once however
Come to Singapore guys, you guys are my inspiration to start my UA-cam channel!! ❤️❤️❤️
2:44 best surprise reaction of the year
Fish and chips are terrible in London because London isn't a seaside town, the best fish and chips are from seaside towns where the fish is caught there fresh
I'm laughing so hard my heart is about to stop
Singaporean Fans Fall In!
Come Singapore man!!!! Free tour I don't mind just come. Really hope you guys come here.
Yes please come to Singapore! I’m curious to see what are your opinions about our food.
Omg pleaseeee share this Bart and Geo’s surveillance videos with Taika on the vlogs!! It sounds hilarious
I have a similar story like Joe. I was in a dorm in college. It was midnight and I needed to poop really badly but I remembered that the water stopped flushing in the toilet since morning. It was a shared toilet among other roommates and I couldn't just shit there and leave the poop there. So I went back to my room. Pulled out a plastic bag and pooped into the bag. Once I was done, I wiped my ass using papers from my notebook. I then knot tied the bag and threw the bag out the window as far as I could. Lol
Tiff's laugh is my favorite
Yalls needa come to Singapore!!
lol omfg... that story bout joe n the bush had me dying... fuck hahahaha
Omgggg do a jknews video on the footage omg pleaseeee!
Oooh i enjoyed this one 😂😂😂😂
Please come to Singapore!!! 🇸🇬🇸🇬🇸🇬🌟
Joe’s story reminds me of the girl in bridesmaids who shit in a wedding gown in the street 😂
I feel so bad for laughing but I really don’t at the same time 😂
I feel the pain though. I had gallbladder attacks for 6 yrs before drs saw anything weird with my blood lvls. I had it removed when I was 19 and it didn’t change a damn thing (depending what I eat). Now I’m trying to eat healthier and pay attention to how certain things make me feel. Not that I didn’t pay attention before, just I’m taking it a little further by eating more veggies and more healthy fats. It’s helped a lot!
Ohh cmon show us that camera video of joe almost pooping hahaahahhahhahahah
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME TO SINGAPORE💗💗💗 WE LOVE YOU. Also, gum is ok actually HAHAH, only distribution is illegal
I need to know where to find this bomb ramen & the good snacks. Trynna upgrade my life.
I relate to Joe in so many ways😂😂😂
Off the record should be like 30+ minutes and should be it’s own podcast
I have a driving test tomorrow and I'm going to fail and I'm having a nervous breakdown
Sarah Grace good luck!
thank you
Sarah Grace hope you pass it good luck let us know :)
Good luck on your driving test Sarah Grace.
Sarah Grace 👍
In the shower when they uploaded this is much more important than cleanliness
.. im in the middle of eating lunch, and they have poop stories.. fun times.. HAHAHAHA!
Henry Jose to be fair its on the title and thumbnail
salami mander, im a simple guy. i see JK, i click. i watched it all the way though. relatable topics. HAHA!
Love you guys❤️❤️
It's not that strict in SG hahahahhaha. You can chew gum, just throw it in the appropriate places. Selling gum is illegal. And fines were 300 SGD not a thousand hahahaha
#1 ratbag If you're coming in from different countries, they let you bring it in
Sueanne Billones not worth the lack of freedom. Nice to visit but i wouldnt wanna live in SG. My SG friend is always trying to move to LA cos he cant stand the draconian laws.
#1 ratbag it's stupid laws and regulations.
are the girls hot there in singapore?
Bart's not exaggerating about the heat and humidity in Taiwan. I've been there in August, which is known to be the hottest time of the year there, and ooommgg. You are literally drenched in sweat the moment you walk outside of any air conditioned room, the sun is blazing hot and the humidity is crazy. One day, we went out sightseeing and upon returning to the hotel room, I noticed a huge stain on the back of my white shirt and it turned out that the color on my purse (designer brand btw) had bled onto my shirt because it was just that hot out that the color was melting off. Crazy!
Singapore is BEA-U-TI-FUL! My husband and I travel quite a lot (mainly Asia) and so far, Singapore is our favorite! Can't wait to go back one day. Hopefully soon! ♥
I've always questioned how someone could get shit splatter up the damn toilet seat and cover. Like are you face down ass up on the toilet?! 😂
YES!!! COME TO SINGAPORE PLS! 🇸🇬
I thought I was the only one who did that! Without hesitation I drop in a second to the floor, arms and legs sprawled out flat besides the crib when my daughter starts to cry or turn her head to look for me. If she sees me she stays up, if she doesn’t then she goes back to bed! lol
I almost peed my pants in bed watching the beginning of this video.
LOL def one of the funniest ep
We want to see these clips!!
This was so funny!!
YOOO SINGAPORE REPPPPPP
DO COME TO SINGAPORE AND I’LL GLADLY BRING YOU GUYS AROUND
Anyone else hear that they filmed an episode of mafia I can't wait to watch it
Best channel