Human Sperm under the Microscope

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  • @StlrDad
    @StlrDad 7 років тому +5722

    Look at all the doctors, lawyers, firefighters, & police. What a shame...

    • @sci-inspi
      @sci-inspi  7 років тому +494

      LOL

    • @pixielightshadow
      @pixielightshadow 7 років тому +101

      LMAO

    • @2ValveMiri
      @2ValveMiri 6 років тому +60

      Lmao

    •  6 років тому +39

      Hahahah

    • @k.o.h8446
      @k.o.h8446 6 років тому +288

      Kevin Serrano Or murderers, rapist and serial killers...

  • @yato1817
    @yato1817 5 років тому +6633

    Ahhh... I miss my spermhood.. Rest in peace my fallen brothers..

    • @ipaper9477
      @ipaper9477 5 років тому +82

      @Elmont Ack the ones caught in the deulex, genocide in did

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 5 років тому +76

      You have been wanted for murder mister.

    • @annaarreglado5962
      @annaarreglado5962 5 років тому +18

      Lol

    • @dilippatil5783
      @dilippatil5783 4 роки тому +18

      U had a vasectomy??...oh God bless your soul and balls..

    • @FandoBando
      @FandoBando 4 роки тому +33

      F to pay my respects

  • @MrDHCrockett
    @MrDHCrockett 2 роки тому +1555

    It takes balls to make a video like this.

  • @peppapig17453
    @peppapig17453 2 роки тому +2216

    Wow not only does this man make his own music but also his own slides 😳

  • @Rossilaz58
    @Rossilaz58 5 років тому +1756

    I like how in all the other bodily fluid videos he says "I did this to get the sample" but here it's right into the action

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 2 роки тому +350

      I mean we all know what he did lol

    • @lenny9672
      @lenny9672 2 роки тому +119

      We all know what he did

    • @culmination8206
      @culmination8206 2 роки тому +59

      @@lenny9672 everyone knows what he did

    • @haytch4313
      @haytch4313 2 роки тому +145

      Some things are better off not spoken

    • @cooIcat6778
      @cooIcat6778 2 роки тому +25

      @@culmination8206 what did he do i don't know

  • @zkgg6163
    @zkgg6163 4 роки тому +3373

    When you fight against 30 millions
    And then you win
    That's what we call a battle royale

  • @r7kelley553
    @r7kelley553 4 роки тому +2575

    How crazy is it that one of those little tiny things can turn into something that will eventually be able to show you videos on UA-cam about sperm? Life is awesome!

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 3 роки тому +75

      These taste absolutely DELISH. 😃

    • @cutratecontractor1000
      @cutratecontractor1000 3 роки тому +54

      And murder and hurt other people no not awesome

    • @bobby1970
      @bobby1970 2 роки тому +1

      @@rileygoodread3415 , I agree, cum does taste delicious, and it's very kinky. I have sucked on so many guy's cocks, it's truly amazing.

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 2 роки тому +3

      I agree bobby knight. Any relation to the famed basketball coach?

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 2 роки тому +8

      Get over it .... DEE! Just because you DON'T GET NONE.

  • @saltysynthesizers
    @saltysynthesizers 2 роки тому +454

    My mom works at an IVF clinic, she looks at sperm cells under a microscope for a living. When I visited her at work, it was really stunning to see this under the microscope with my own eyes. God I love biology.

    • @GabeHowardd
      @GabeHowardd 2 роки тому +8

      that's awesome

    • @dishuuu112
      @dishuuu112 2 роки тому +3

      @ServoDoEstado Ayoooo💀

    • @qbird3713
      @qbird3713 2 роки тому +1

      @Aguila wtf you on

    • @fasterdays
      @fasterdays 2 роки тому

      and I love sex!

    • @ccdsds3221
      @ccdsds3221 2 роки тому

      Think about it, your mom dreams of sperm while sleeping...

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +3783

    They usually end up in papers and toilet for many guys.

    • @deleted1070
      @deleted1070 4 роки тому +66

      Yess sirr

    • @ronaldleano2958
      @ronaldleano2958 4 роки тому +93

      You appear herr again?

    • @elluchadoresrojo5098
      @elluchadoresrojo5098 4 роки тому +62

      I see you everywhere

    • @rencecs6720
      @rencecs6720 4 роки тому +31

      Dang if you arent making music then you sure are binge commenting on videos. jesus 11 hours ago

    • @maple7908
      @maple7908 4 роки тому +242

      And mouth for girls. 😅😯😶

  • @Mikee..
    @Mikee.. 5 років тому +3807

    i remember when i fought to get to the egg, nostalgia.

    • @JrRAMAN
      @JrRAMAN 5 років тому +46

      😂

    • @Mikee..
      @Mikee.. 5 років тому +91

      @Gurnski Deti true, those fucking other guys kept pushing me but i got in faster, assholes got what they deserved.

    • @AmazingStoryDewd
      @AmazingStoryDewd 5 років тому +278

      You mean half of yourself was fighting to get to the egg. The other half of yourself was the egg.

    • @p-47razorback71
      @p-47razorback71 5 років тому +15

      Incorrect. DEEZ NUTS are the largest.

    • @farhinlaskar9508
      @farhinlaskar9508 5 років тому +5

      Lmao😂

  • @shaksta4
    @shaksta4 5 років тому +769

    This soundtrack is actually so good it got me to sit here at 2am watching a bunch of sperm dance around under a microscope for almost 4 minutes.

  • @adithyan.5097
    @adithyan.5097 3 роки тому +117

    Those days when you had nothing to worry about 😢

    • @amethyste684
      @amethyste684 Рік тому +9

      right and wasn’t even worried abt the big race or winning the race it just happened 🥺

  • @lorenzogonzalez0
    @lorenzogonzalez0 6 років тому +836

    Video would've been banned if you zoomed out too far.

    • @DeoFlascheAal
      @DeoFlascheAal 5 років тому +2

      Hahshs

    • @karthickraja7097
      @karthickraja7097 5 років тому +1

      Legendary comment

    • @alexpectaculiar
      @alexpectaculiar 5 років тому

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated you don't get the joke

    • @kalebb9983
      @kalebb9983 5 років тому +1

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated r/whoooosh

    • @lilyjr.1384
      @lilyjr.1384 5 років тому +8

      Breast feeding isn’t sexual though.

  • @riadinrisanto4766
    @riadinrisanto4766 6 років тому +741

    this comment section is a goldmine

  • @alvinsim7726
    @alvinsim7726 3 роки тому +940

    We all should be grateful because we all won our first ever competition against millions of competitors! I'm so proud of y'all and myself!

    • @shlittyleo
      @shlittyleo 3 роки тому +32

      Against ur siblings technically.

    • @LewisSmithJr
      @LewisSmithJr 3 роки тому +68

      @@shlittyleo all our other siblings were either weak or stupid because they went the wrong way

    • @ericaj1605
      @ericaj1605 3 роки тому +3

    • @Username-fu8sv
      @Username-fu8sv 3 роки тому +6

      😭

    • @harrybaker9044
      @harrybaker9044 2 роки тому +64

      My science teacher once told the class that the fact that any of us even got the chance at existing was like winning the lottery 3 times over. Always stuck in my head.

  • @LilPersey
    @LilPersey Рік тому +22

    When you beat the other sperm cells that could've been Millionaires or Doctors just to come out a disappointment

  • @darklanov
    @darklanov 5 років тому +1309

    You mean to tell me that I was the best of millions of these and outran them all?! Seeing the failiure I am today I din't see how that is possible.

    • @austintexas2077
      @austintexas2077 4 роки тому +18

      Haha you're so funny

    • @electronresonator8882
      @electronresonator8882 4 роки тому +42

      sperm cells are like blood cells, they're not alive, you're truly alive after several months in pregnancy, that is if you believe in soul existence, which require you to be theist

    • @maximuscompanies3139
      @maximuscompanies3139 4 роки тому +23

      You will make it in life..one step at a time...mistakes are your real teacher

    • @maximuscompanies3139
      @maximuscompanies3139 4 роки тому +7

      @@electronresonator8882 this is the truth...
      Re-incarnation
      Everyone thinks they are winners..they are not aware they lose the fight..they are here because of Karma..

    • @jaybanksuniversal
      @jaybanksuniversal 4 роки тому +8

      ...but what if they all were you?

  • @tonyv8925
    @tonyv8925 4 роки тому +4877

    I remember going to a party with my dad and coming home with my mom....lol

  • @nicoelgreeko
    @nicoelgreeko 6 років тому +1889

    We won't ask how you obtained the, **ahem**, sample.

    • @BenBeckers
      @BenBeckers 6 років тому +229

      On the vid where he checks water, he stated the sperm in this vid is his.

    • @captaincaption
      @captaincaption 6 років тому +18

      @@BenBeckers Yea, he did say that

    • @JzenCipher
      @JzenCipher 6 років тому +51

      @@BenBeckers wait he's a guy

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 5 років тому +21

      Jarret Ferrer are you assuming his gender 😱 jk

    • @bobojr456
      @bobojr456 5 років тому +46

      @ShyPastel Prince When a man loves his hand very much...

  • @KuroHebi
    @KuroHebi 2 роки тому +45

    We went from being two separate entities inside of our respective parents to being fully fledged multicellular beings capable of so much.

  • @investor816
    @investor816 4 роки тому +541

    Imagine looking at your siblings that were never born under a microscope.

    • @lazypotato6743
      @lazypotato6743 4 роки тому +17

      They r nothing actually

    • @imbored2006
      @imbored2006 4 роки тому +43

      @@lazypotato6743 they r organisms

    • @thanos879
      @thanos879 3 роки тому +17

      Siblings???

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 3 роки тому +6

      @@thanos879 do you really not know?

    • @Eytl
      @Eytl 3 роки тому +4

      i mean who needs to be born under a microwcope lol

  • @mithzynelson3110
    @mithzynelson3110 4 роки тому +2480

    So crazy to think we all started out so tiny! And look how big and beautiful we got lol

    • @zoro5197
      @zoro5197 4 роки тому +32

      🙄

    • @marcanthonystephens
      @marcanthonystephens 4 роки тому +120

      Still tiny next to the universe lol

    • @raygeno5636
      @raygeno5636 4 роки тому +114

      Well i'm ugly☹️☹️

    • @Your_Best_Self
      @Your_Best_Self 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah just a thought that we started as a microbe

    • @waltdickmeyer7764
      @waltdickmeyer7764 4 роки тому +21

      We were invisible basically. We grew ourselves and r now big. Just amazing that we grew so big. How did we do it? Sperm r so smart they can grow a human body in the womb.. no way. What a feat.

  • @johnjeremiahpuno2359
    @johnjeremiahpuno2359 4 роки тому +563

    Rip to brothers and sisters who been drunk, dumped, wiped and flushed. You are never forgotten.

  • @davidgailinas8979
    @davidgailinas8979 2 роки тому +575

    I appreciate the effort put into this video. I'm sure it took a load of work to produce.....😉

  • @pankajiyer5228
    @pankajiyer5228 5 років тому +671

    This means we have been racing for female even before taking birth

    • @parthpatel5785
      @parthpatel5785 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well said

    • @noobde_da_channel
      @noobde_da_channel 5 років тому +3

      Hahaha!!!!!!!!

    • @furiousphoenix9784
      @furiousphoenix9784 4 роки тому +10

      BREAKING NEWS
      300 million brothers born from the same father is fighting for a woman!

    • @wtfmario
      @wtfmario 4 роки тому +1

      Menimists unite

    • @junaidfarooqui1993
      @junaidfarooqui1993 4 роки тому +31

      It also means that women have also been racing for female even before birth!😂😂

  • @RealPhoenixRising
    @RealPhoenixRising 5 років тому +330

    Soooooooo I’m on that weird side of UA-cam again lol 😂

  • @Riya-17
    @Riya-17 4 роки тому +202

    Clear your misconception : we were neither sperm nor ovum! We were ZYGOTE (which formed by fusion of sperm and ovum )

    • @elyaaskarbelkar4572
      @elyaaskarbelkar4572 2 роки тому

      Bro,man was created first,so all mankind started from sperm.get your head straight

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 2 роки тому +3

      I thought "we" were the embryo

    • @anaguuuuuuuuuh
      @anaguuuuuuuuuh 2 роки тому +39

      @@Redwan777 Zygotes only have one cell & embryos have multiple cells. A zygote is formed when the sperm and egg fertilize and joins into one cell, embryos occur after 8 weeks of fertilization. When the zygote duplicates itself & makes more cells, it becomes an embryo. So technically, we were zygotes first, then the embryo & then the fetus.

    • @armyofarmys8548
      @armyofarmys8548 2 роки тому +1

      @@anaguuuuuuuuuh right

    • @AGUSTIN-zc5iu
      @AGUSTIN-zc5iu 2 роки тому +22

      Technically, it's half of me, against several million of half of me, to reach my other half on the other side of the deadly sea.

  • @rjayyy21
    @rjayyy21 2 роки тому +187

    It’s crazy how you can see the dead sperm or the sperm trying to move but stays frozen … so weird but fascinating at the same time 😂😂😂

  • @neveedahjafri
    @neveedahjafri 4 роки тому +1337

    Wow they are us

  • @kingdedede8064
    @kingdedede8064 6 років тому +643

    This is a lot of information to swallow.
    Really blows my mind.

    • @kalazakan
      @kalazakan 6 років тому +59

      Fuck your puns

    • @lnteIIigence
      @lnteIIigence 5 років тому +77

      Cum on guys!

    • @isaacperetz5984
      @isaacperetz5984 5 років тому +87

      You said way too many puns, now you must be punished.

    • @Sombistur
      @Sombistur 5 років тому +8

      Keep this at 69 likes please

    • @microbmicrobov7340
      @microbmicrobov7340 5 років тому +10

      Is head blown by swallowing so many...?

  • @mayur4699
    @mayur4699 5 років тому +1494

    Ahh i remember those old days, it was so fun to play with all my siblings in my dad's sag.

  • @ashleyp6276
    @ashleyp6276 2 роки тому +37

    You can see the personality already! One of them was choking another one and I could see which ones would be twins they was holding on together in perfect sync, some of them were chilling and the rest was turning up! Creation is so amazing!

    • @codguy12
      @codguy12 Рік тому

      Disgusting

    • @staceygrant7217
      @staceygrant7217 Рік тому +3

      I said the same thing! That one lil guy was on a mission!!

  • @Jo_is_fine
    @Jo_is_fine 4 роки тому +537

    They look so active and here is me
    "The lazy couch potato"

    • @josephujiadughele6035
      @josephujiadughele6035 4 роки тому +13

      You must have been extremely wise to make it out since you are so lazy

    • @An_Aspirant2001
      @An_Aspirant2001 4 роки тому +16

      you were definitely be a intelligent one, cause you defeat all of them and left alone as a winner. you're damn good that's why you're here. keep fighting 😉😉😉

    • @Jo_is_fine
      @Jo_is_fine 4 роки тому +3

      @@An_Aspirant2001 😦😍

    • @Bunnironi
      @Bunnironi 3 роки тому +5

      I seen some sperm chilling and not moving lmao

    • @kamaukamau6233
      @kamaukamau6233 3 роки тому +5

      Sluggish,slozy and all that..🤦🙆😅,yet you were faster than a Ferrari on the grandprix at that crucial hour

  • @kyrohhh
    @kyrohhh 6 років тому +558

    To think that I was one of those guys running around and I was the fastest one is EPIC 😎

    • @jhoelious8634
      @jhoelious8634 5 років тому +22

      That information is kind of wrong, most of these little guys die trying to reach in the middle of the ovum, the last ones are the one that form the Zygote

    • @farhinlaskar9508
      @farhinlaskar9508 5 років тому +1

      Me too😂😎

    • @shutupidiott
      @shutupidiott 5 років тому +22

      @@jhoelious8634 Celebrate more bc you survived the massive massacre

    • @missachin5054
      @missachin5054 2 роки тому

      Your pfp 😟

    • @ick-625
      @ick-625 2 роки тому +6

      Not necessarily the fastest one but the one that went in correct direction and resisted the hostile environment

  • @pouyasheykhghasemi2724
    @pouyasheykhghasemi2724 5 років тому +135

    Ah yes, the good old days.

  • @sosa1331
    @sosa1331 2 роки тому +39

    It's crazy how I got whole civilizations chillin in a towel in my closet.

  • @Heimscheisser_man
    @Heimscheisser_man 4 роки тому +441

    I’m not the only one who felt guilty after watching this. Be honest guys 😂

    • @Monualdai
      @Monualdai 4 роки тому +7

      Same just a little bit

    • @kingdre5495
      @kingdre5495 4 роки тому +26

      Lmao.....I have killed alot them

    • @joelsytairo6338
      @joelsytairo6338 3 роки тому +9

      I mean we make millions of them every day so there’s plenty of the little creeps to go around

    • @wolfyvenus5733
      @wolfyvenus5733 3 роки тому

      How would i feel guilty of anything?

    • @littlea420
      @littlea420 3 роки тому +3

      @@wolfyvenus5733 i dont know maybe that were killing hundreds of humans

  • @mohanuj421
    @mohanuj421 5 років тому +225

    Who is coming here to read comments

  • @remo371
    @remo371 4 роки тому +326

    Are we all going to ignore the fact that someone had to jizz for us to watch this video

  • @seanlopez1051
    @seanlopez1051 3 роки тому +4

    Crazy to think Pol pot and hitler was once a little swimmy

  • @williamjebamalaij4861
    @williamjebamalaij4861 5 років тому +1118

    We are all WINNERS.Because only the winning sperm becomes you and me. So every human is a WINNER.🤴🤴🤴

    • @ubaidurrehman1777
      @ubaidurrehman1777 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @merchantmariner5634
      @merchantmariner5634 5 років тому +14

      @william Now that's the positive thinking. Thanks for making my day.

    • @EpicMorso
      @EpicMorso 5 років тому +6

      I'm not, i my game ended as tie since i'm a twin, and younger twin...

    • @naren6
      @naren6 5 років тому +1

      @@merricc5218 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @tanveerpathaan5308
      @tanveerpathaan5308 5 років тому

      Brilliant bro

  • @Charizzman
    @Charizzman 4 роки тому +844

    Once a winner, always a winner.
    To: Every winner reading this!

    • @DeclanLemtur
      @DeclanLemtur 4 роки тому +4

      Winner or not I think you attractive asf.

    • @DeclanLemtur
      @DeclanLemtur 4 роки тому +1

      @@ULTRA_MAGNUS everybody gotta run for runs

    • @DeclanLemtur
      @DeclanLemtur 4 роки тому

      @@ULTRA_MAGNUS what if I'm not?

    • @DeclanLemtur
      @DeclanLemtur 4 роки тому

      @@ULTRA_MAGNUS I did say he's attractive and I'm a girl but I'm not. Who knows you might be more attractive than him.

    • @nikhilm2193
      @nikhilm2193 4 роки тому

      Thanks mate

  • @brendenirving7463
    @brendenirving7463 4 роки тому +533

    The music in the background sounds like an annoying neighbor playing their guitar while im trying to watch something educational

    • @drew5637
      @drew5637 4 роки тому +7

      @toilet paper LMAO you just got REKT by a GAMER Brenden

    • @drew5637
      @drew5637 4 роки тому +3

      @toilet paper ew an emoji...the council will decide your fate I suppose

    • @priyankaj.6498
      @priyankaj.6498 4 роки тому +2

      @toilet paper 😂😂umm...I loved this background music and I m into Bieber also....

    • @treyyetti7004
      @treyyetti7004 4 роки тому +3

      Priyanka J. Alright, but who asked?

    • @priyankaj.6498
      @priyankaj.6498 4 роки тому +2

      @@treyyetti7004 who asked u to ask this?

  • @arda4326
    @arda4326 2 роки тому +8

    My man gave up on his children for science.

    • @timber72
      @timber72 2 роки тому

      Are you aware that sperm cells are not humans...?

  • @azure9886
    @azure9886 4 роки тому +237

    I still remember me and my friend were still sperm. We both talk and play. But when the competition start he push me to win and I feel sad to him. But now my dad gave another chance, he won and became my brother.

    • @Quaporu
      @Quaporu 4 роки тому +34

      That's not how it works once the race starts if they lose they all die and reset new kids start the race

    • @piyu9204
      @piyu9204 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @imsecsie1
      @imsecsie1 4 роки тому +20

      Im sorry but your friend died

    • @dictatoroblitorator1115
      @dictatoroblitorator1115 4 роки тому +13

      but sperms die in 5 days tho

    • @josiealba6844
      @josiealba6844 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like whole thing is like we set a match but in the end we die I would like to have my siblings come out alive with me at the same time or maybe just one sperm to eggs instead of we fought each other to survive but did we thinking that we had to fought to survive as sperm? Did we thinking like we did now🤔 that’s make me more wanted to know more how we respond or how we think and/or did we knew that we going have to kills them to survive get to eggs that our mom carry the empty eggs?

  • @masterofalltrades_
    @masterofalltrades_ 6 років тому +67

    Sperms are one of the smallest cells in the human body while eggs are one of the largest.

    • @a1marine105
      @a1marine105 5 років тому +20

      Hold my atom

    • @lfplays6295
      @lfplays6295 5 років тому +1

      @@a1marine105 LOLL

    • @henrynguyen9528
      @henrynguyen9528 5 років тому +6

      A1 Marine hold my quarks

    • @TaxingIsThieving
      @TaxingIsThieving 2 роки тому

      What is the significance

    • @fuadkhan2571
      @fuadkhan2571 2 місяці тому

      @@TaxingIsThieving Males are indiscriminate and compete for as many females as possible, while females are choosy and pick only the fittest males since her investment in the offspring is way higher.

  • @VadimKudim
    @VadimKudim 6 років тому +103

    In fact blood and sperm were the first cells to be seen by Levenhuk. The guy used the most available things, I believe.

    • @vanillacherub6847
      @vanillacherub6847 5 років тому

      What? It said euglina in our textbook

    • @vanillacherub6847
      @vanillacherub6847 5 років тому

      Ohhh now I remember. The 1st single celled _organism_ observed by him was euglina. oops

    • @VadimKudim
      @VadimKudim 2 роки тому

      @@ronald2042 Ouch

    • @tgmtf5963
      @tgmtf5963 2 роки тому

      @@ronald2042 wrong, galileo galili

    • @essenceofexcellence1832
      @essenceofexcellence1832 Рік тому +2

      bro was like: For science!!! *clap clap clap clap clap*

  • @Pual8034
    @Pual8034 Місяць тому +1

    "Sperm freaking out, looking for the egg"
    *epic guitar solo*

  • @xYJayYx
    @xYJayYx 4 роки тому +338

    I still remember that day, when I defeated millions and came 1st!!😎

  • @suryapratapsingh4090
    @suryapratapsingh4090 5 років тому +344

    3:16 its a concert....😂

  • @neo187420
    @neo187420 6 років тому +402

    Good. Now boil it and see if any survive to make the perfect Super soldier.

    • @ritvikjain4832
      @ritvikjain4832 5 років тому +37

      U Russian or something..?

    • @jsswng223
      @jsswng223 5 років тому +8

      Evil

    • @moorthynatraja
      @moorthynatraja 5 років тому +4

      😅😂🤣🤣🤣🥰🤣🤣

    • @wash99
      @wash99 5 років тому +2

      Wtf?

    • @Jombi-d3g
      @Jombi-d3g 5 років тому +4

      @@ritvikjain4832 probably a floridian

  • @martyallen6931
    @martyallen6931 2 роки тому +6

    What did one sperm say to the other?
    "Yo, this is NUTS"
    The end. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

  • @Admiral_Jezza
    @Admiral_Jezza 5 років тому +230

    We're all sperms that won the race.

    • @microbmicrobov7340
      @microbmicrobov7340 5 років тому

      Moreover uninterrupted chain from microbes and bacteria. As everybody knows human appeared from microbe.

    • @saishiroawaji6865
      @saishiroawaji6865 5 років тому

      @H A hahaha dafuq

    • @RoYal-xz5ch
      @RoYal-xz5ch 5 років тому +5

      I remembered how i struggle 12728th position to 1st one

    • @parthpatel5785
      @parthpatel5785 5 років тому

      Life is race

    • @hermitapurpurr9178
      @hermitapurpurr9178 5 років тому +2

      The only race I have ever won

  • @bug-juice2728
    @bug-juice2728 6 років тому +428

    I turned myself in . Charge of countless murder.

  • @Nugtroen
    @Nugtroen 4 роки тому +58

    RIP to all my brothers and sisters who didn't make it through the hardest journey... The mind, soul and the body belong to me...

  • @AllegedlyDuke
    @AllegedlyDuke 2 роки тому +2

    This really makes you think about the fact that we beat hundreds of millions of other sperm cells, some of which could have cured cancer, been a potential president, just post unfunny jokes in the comment section of a video about sperm cells under a microscope...

  • @LastStopsOnTheA
    @LastStopsOnTheA 5 років тому +94

    Ight so u tellin me someone shot a load into a Petri dish and they zoomed in on it

  • @neo187420
    @neo187420 6 років тому +156

    What would happen if you put sperm in dirty water? War of single celled organisms?

    • @danklyf4202
      @danklyf4202 6 років тому +65

      🤔 fuck, that would be bad fucking ass bro. 🤔new form of entertainment?

    • @East212
      @East212 6 років тому +29

      We need to do this

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 5 років тому +4

      Nova Cat it would die, sperm don't live long and can't replicate

    • @microbmicrobov7340
      @microbmicrobov7340 5 років тому +2

      Sperm don't like water, will quickly die.

    • @ritvikjain4832
      @ritvikjain4832 5 років тому +5

      Damn again asking u Russian ..?

  • @Xa_El_
    @Xa_El_ 7 років тому +397

    Ahwww
    1:28 confused dudes

    • @karthikkumard8623
      @karthikkumard8623 6 років тому +11

      Misael García Velázquez Therecis the Gey 😂😂😂

    • @tgbeam
      @tgbeam 6 років тому +13

      Or, OR, we're seeing a psychopath violent criminal. Cause the other looks dead lol. And in the same frame we witnessed where an ADHD person gets their start 😂

    • @Jadinandrews
      @Jadinandrews 6 років тому +1

      Ha.
      Gaaaaaaaaaaay!

    • @AmalDevYT
      @AmalDevYT 5 років тому +7

      Incest

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 5 років тому +3

      Misael Cyan Pink you never know, they could be female

  • @zestyboi-zp5gn
    @zestyboi-zp5gn 2 роки тому +11

    It's so weird to think about if I wasn't the first sperm to make it to the egg. I wonder what my twin would look like if another sperm took his place

  • @pierrelockett3443
    @pierrelockett3443 4 роки тому +54

    I can’t be the only one that just got recommended this

  • @mohammedrazeenzaeencamil9344
    @mohammedrazeenzaeencamil9344 5 років тому +97

    1:28
    *_SwEEt HoME aLaBAMa_*

    • @c0r5e
      @c0r5e 4 роки тому +2

      Zaeen Camil gay but not Alabama. Shit joke

    • @CrysisVN
      @CrysisVN 4 роки тому +2

      tf are those sperms doing

    • @djnoise5305
      @djnoise5305 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh wtf were they doing lmao

    • @adamTwobe
      @adamTwobe 4 роки тому +5

      @@c0r5e theyre from the same person so technically alabama

    • @johnr.6023
      @johnr.6023 4 роки тому +2

      @Nathan Rodriguez What you got against boomers?

  • @MyoclonicJerkCough
    @MyoclonicJerkCough 5 років тому +51

    true or false: every guy who has access to a high powered microscope has done this

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 5 років тому +11

      True.

    • @Devvo0z
      @Devvo0z 4 роки тому +2

      False.

    • @keyboardfreedomfighter5734
      @keyboardfreedomfighter5734 4 роки тому +4

      Every guy who thought about getting a microscope has thought of this. i surely have, n
      I was also thinking which cell id choose, personally for insemination.

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 3 роки тому

      FALSE! Only PERVERTS LIKE YOU

  • @paulgiglio5719
    @paulgiglio5719 2 роки тому +4

    This dude is shredding this guitar solo at the end.

  • @JAYNIGAM
    @JAYNIGAM 5 років тому +118

    *"Look there's a camera. It's a prank"*

  • @bigmouthbillybass7
    @bigmouthbillybass7 7 років тому +84

    Oh my god they look like tadpoles eating something

  • @tasteit525
    @tasteit525 4 роки тому +83

    That means we where in competition even before our birth .

    • @shubhraroy8029
      @shubhraroy8029 3 роки тому +3

      Competition is a part of our life

    • @doosqamfita
      @doosqamfita 3 роки тому +1

      My man you have awake my sleeping worior inside of me

  • @GumdroptheFurryYT
    @GumdroptheFurryYT 2 роки тому +12

    Okay- in all honesty- it is really cool to watch them under a microscope- to think we all started off that tiny-

    • @frizky._
      @frizky._ Рік тому

      why the fuck do you keep writing like this- it's fucking annoying- just end it with a full stop like this.

  • @gyangupta9127
    @gyangupta9127 5 років тому +330

    Competition is every where, right from the start 😂😂.

  • @raghavkamath
    @raghavkamath 4 роки тому +15

    The real question is whose sperm is it?
    **Sci- Inspi: nervous sweating**

  • @dennisgrammenos1232
    @dennisgrammenos1232 5 років тому +17

    Sperm cells : You took everything from me
    Me in the bathroom : I don't even know who you are

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 3 роки тому

      A girl I went to high school with, many year's ago, about (20) she is very pretty but don't like ANYONE flirting with her father. One weekend ... RECENTLY, I swallowed at least ELEVEN loads of her father's sperm. She still DOESN'T know. It tasted DELISH, and for TWO day's, I could feel the tingling in my stomach.
      He's married, but his wife REFUSES to suck him off. So I was happy too.

  • @Noyammer
    @Noyammer 2 роки тому +5

    Me:
    My mind: White tadpole

  • @brent6130
    @brent6130 5 років тому +68

    Congratulations man, you're 1 in a million 💪

  • @mihirparmar8319
    @mihirparmar8319 4 роки тому +10

    Trust me , you didn't search for this yet we are here

  • @robp4616
    @robp4616 3 роки тому +155

    Guys, whatever you do, don't let your girl see this video.
    She won't swallow anymore.

  • @justice7816
    @justice7816 5 місяців тому +1

    “Sorry Jeremy I gotta borrow samples for a video”
    “Oh no worries! Take the- wait wait no NO!!!”

  • @fkfkpig
    @fkfkpig 4 роки тому +29

    It’s hard to imagine that we came from that.

  • @Gajsu1
    @Gajsu1 6 років тому +355

    AND YOU WERE LITERALLY JUST A SINGLE ONE THAT WON :O mind blowing

    • @Danielle33384
      @Danielle33384 6 років тому +22

      Gajsu1 😂 I feel like a winner

    • @SeldomPooper
      @SeldomPooper 5 років тому +18

      +Gajsu1
      That is absurd. You are a product of both male and female gamete.

    • @Spartan11117777
      @Spartan11117777 5 років тому +7

      It was a Battle Royale against 499,999,999 others.

    • @sanyoritarathore4785
      @sanyoritarathore4785 5 років тому +2

      It is same as upsc

    • @OpalSilkMoth
      @OpalSilkMoth 5 років тому +1

      Me, entering the egg: Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS LOST
      Other sperm: *trying to fight to get in but dying off one by one*

  • @hazamyuncle6784
    @hazamyuncle6784 4 роки тому +71

    1:28 that's how I beat the others

  • @archishman4073
    @archishman4073 2 роки тому +7

    1:27 those guys fighting had me dying XD

  • @khoshekh7419
    @khoshekh7419 6 років тому +67

    Would swallowing count as cannibalism?

  • @backstabber7232
    @backstabber7232 6 років тому +14

    And that’s enough internet for one day...

  • @CHURCHTUARY
    @CHURCHTUARY 6 років тому +27

    This almost makes me feel guilty.

  • @yubika_19772
    @yubika_19772 Рік тому +4

    That's how many children we lost in washroom 🙈😂😂

  • @dramaqueen__princeajh8014
    @dramaqueen__princeajh8014 4 роки тому +782

    All I can say is.... GOD is amazing.!!!!! 🥰🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @aleenaa1121
      @aleenaa1121 4 роки тому +19

      Amen!!

    • @lizatalks1580
      @lizatalks1580 4 роки тому +7

      🙏

    • @xoxojuliana101
      @xoxojuliana101 4 роки тому +14

      Yes! Praise the Lord, our Creator ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @dankhill_
      @dankhill_ 4 роки тому +51

      when you’re too stupid to know how life works; “WOOOO HALLELUJAH JESUS IS GOOD!!”

    • @cho0ni649
      @cho0ni649 4 роки тому +37

      @Beowulf Reborn bruh why do u gotta be so salty everyone has their beliefs if u can’t tolerate others then no one should give a fuck about u either

  • @ahighchild6059
    @ahighchild6059 6 років тому +70

    I need to stop jackin dawg

    • @mv1991
      @mv1991 6 років тому +3

      Not gonna happen

    • @canigetsubs-pm7hz
      @canigetsubs-pm7hz 5 років тому +3

      Only on no nut november

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 5 років тому

      @@canigetsubs-pm7hz You can now. It's almost end of December

  • @masterofalltrades_
    @masterofalltrades_ 6 років тому +58

    A woman should feel ticklish while watching this.

    • @mv1991
      @mv1991 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @vanillacherub6847
      @vanillacherub6847 5 років тому +5

      Nauseously fascinating would be better

    • @h0zumi
      @h0zumi 5 років тому +3

      no. Unless they're watching porn.

    • @leannr563
      @leannr563 5 років тому

      I hate that I felt this exact thing in a nauseating way while watching this. They’re creeping outta my tummy for vengeance I guess. *plays a final song before the takeover*

    • @trevorphilips9065
      @trevorphilips9065 5 років тому +4

      @@leannr563 Guess it's time to abandon sex

  • @rljoseph8575
    @rljoseph8575 2 роки тому +1

    1:29 Look at those guys trying to collide with each other. This definitely strengthens the argument that folks are born gay lol

  • @alphaamoeba
    @alphaamoeba 5 років тому +9

    Ah remember when you won your first Battle Royale?
    Yes you looked like this

  • @happythepanda9954
    @happythepanda9954 5 років тому +12

    Man can't believe I was one of those little guys.

  • @moltenlava1877
    @moltenlava1877 4 роки тому +81

    Those poor tadpoles are shivering, Someone give them Blankets.

  • @Setyourhandle10
    @Setyourhandle10 2 роки тому +4

    where was the spearm sourced from???

  • @geezalez
    @geezalez 5 років тому +76

    1:32 Sperm builds personalities since the beginning of time 🧬 clearly that one clinging to the other is a bully 🤣

    • @Adi_SH_007
      @Adi_SH_007 5 років тому +18

      He is a gay.😂

    • @devilhari3408
      @devilhari3408 4 роки тому

      @@Adi_SH_007 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bhavyabhardwaj6781
      @bhavyabhardwaj6781 4 роки тому

      @@devilhari3408 I think that's how conjoined twins are born right ? It looks so sad

  • @azure9886
    @azure9886 4 роки тому +32

    I remember when a sperm guy push me but instead i flip or slept, i went inside the egg :) thanks buddy

  • @MrJoeMarc
    @MrJoeMarc 4 роки тому +22

    I believe that most of the man here feel sorry for their lost of sperm. Rest in peace

  • @iloveyousavannahbut2900
    @iloveyousavannahbut2900 2 роки тому

    Cannot believe one of these things grew to be Beyoncé, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Obama, Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Oprah, My Parents, My Siblings, Doja Cat, Will Smith, Chris Rock, Gordon Ramsey, Wolfgang Pak, Alicia Keys, Queen Latifah, Priyanka Chopra, Chrissie, Paris Milan, Tyler The Creator, Animé, Chris Pratt, Kelly Rowland, Serena Williams, Brandy, Kenneth Edmonds, Peter Cullen, Princess Diana, Stan Lee, Walt Disney, & Aaliyah.

  • @SehnsuchtYT
    @SehnsuchtYT 5 років тому +84

    1:28 what if we kissed... 😳😳😳in the seminal fluid 😳😳😳

    • @CrysisVN
      @CrysisVN 4 роки тому +2

      jk 😌 unless doe 🤭🥺😳💯

    • @hunterheifner1967
      @hunterheifner1967 4 роки тому

      😧😧😧😨😨😨😨😩😩😶😶😶😶😍😞😒😷😷😷😋😋😋😫😫😫😬😬😍😍😍😍😖😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @mannamedjared
      @mannamedjared 4 роки тому +1

      Cirrhosis shall be upon you

    • @lazycat2900
      @lazycat2900 4 роки тому +4

      Wouldn't that be incest?

    • @Dr.Doofus
      @Dr.Doofus 4 роки тому

      @@lazycat2900 I don't know and I dont want to know

  • @noorshinR
    @noorshinR 4 роки тому +85

    Who's remembering their spearmhood durning this COVID 19 times???

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому

      Stfu you black wannabe

    • @manimargielaa
      @manimargielaa 4 роки тому +1

      @@livetochange974 bro what?

    • @jesslabrunette
      @jesslabrunette 4 роки тому

      How are you supposed to remember when you’re a grown ass men and everyone here is already grown.

    • @hunterheifner1967
      @hunterheifner1967 4 роки тому +4

      I'm in my mother's womb right now

    • @noorshinR
      @noorshinR 4 роки тому

      @@hunterheifner1967 stay there buddy,It's bad outside.

  • @ravigtbkiet
    @ravigtbkiet 5 років тому +191

    Thats why i respect women she to bear alot of pain due to pregnancy

    • @trevorphilips9065
      @trevorphilips9065 5 років тому +3

      Yep glad I'm a fella

    • @bethbayaua5330
      @bethbayaua5330 5 років тому +14

      And I respect you for that

    • @CyberneticPsychedelic
      @CyberneticPsychedelic 4 роки тому +1

      Lol.

    • @raccoon_from_heaven
      @raccoon_from_heaven 4 роки тому +21

      Men have bared a lot of pain n made painful sacrifices for the betterment of humankind. Respect men too.

    • @borderingonnothing
      @borderingonnothing 4 роки тому +32

      Swaroop Somanna - Here’s the thing though. The commenter never said they didn’t respect men. Why do you have to bring something up that’s irrelevant? It seems like whenever women are praised, men have to _at the same time_ . I’m not saying they don’t deserve praise, but why all the time?

  • @brook126
    @brook126 3 роки тому +2

    that’s crazy, every single last one of those are a different version of the father.