Some of my favorite Joe Goldberg narrations

idek just enjoy lol

[@jinxysaberk]

His inner monologue is unironically funnier than most comedies

[@luzpueblalara4128]

I thought I was the only one who found them hilarious haha 😜🤣🤷🏻‍♀️!!!

[@JessePinkman08]

This show is a comedy

[@ededdneddy4ever34]

Him calling forty a savante while being high on hallucinogenics will never not be funny

[@Theofficialtino]

I think it’s bc it’s contrasted with such a serious tone

[@jessicalukram74]

Fr

[@MountainDewRed]

“Beck, you have a stalker :0”
-Beck’s stalker 2018

[@narunatsu1]

Hahahaha I love that part, he is so serious 🤣

[@mephistopheles1765]

Lmao this part fckin killed me🤣... Also the part when he says "shit detectives are real and I just hit a girl with a rock" and "I'd rather fck a cactus"

[@emilyau8023]

Just as bad 😂

[@joshfactor1]

seriously, how does he not hear that?

[@jessicalukram74]

😂😂😂

[@NessaH]

“The ringing in my head is music” sends me every time

[@omerta_ita]

Muzak***

[@NessaH]

@@omerta_ita yep that's true lol

[@M0YO]

joe hit that

[@brokenangal]

IT SEND ME TOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thnxsweetheartxo4132]

“What if some sicko had followed you down here”🤣🤣 okay joe👌

[@joeleboeuf]

Yeeeaaah. The irony is clearly lost on our boy, here.

[@trodull]

Well, to be fair, if you remember the full context of the scene, he actually DIDN'T follow her there

[@safcjoe7062]

​@trodull he followed her to the Poetry Show lmao

[@iluvsza.a]

-a sicko (followed her down here)

[@OfficialElShy]

“How am I supposed to be great with you being gone if you’re actually gone?” 😭

[@MadisonEstes]

Joe being completely unself-aware for 7 minutes and 49 seconds

[@PhantomFelix211164]

What's really funny is that he is both extremely self-aware and extremely delusional at the same time

[@MadisonEstes]

@@PhantomFelix211164 agreed

[@dragond1537]

@@PhantomFelix211164I don’t think he is self aware at all tbh

[@saraprice5555]

I'm so happy this included my favorite line in the whole series: "Oh shit detectives are real, DNA is a thing and I just hit that girl with a rock."

[@mephistopheles1765]

I couldn't not stop laughing for hours the first time this scene came on 🤣. Then he proceeds with "honestly Beck, you're lucky to have me"

[@NumberOneBeoriginal]

😂😂😂😂

[@user-eu5ft3dd1g]

i don't think they have joe's dna but that of the man that peach fucked

[@prollymarkus]

“god i have to pee” is a personal favourite ngl

[@NessaH]

“Gahhd I have to pee”😭

[@anonymous-jp7bo]

same

[@rukkyidris9452]

Read my mind😂

[@ValhallaChaos]

S1 Joe's inner monologue was unmatched 💀

[@maska6481]

"touché bitch." "well we're not that lucky " IM CRYINGGGG

[@joeleboeuf]

4:02 Yeah, chalk it up to wishful thinking.

[@PaulFJarnes]

Penn Badgley's voice is a blessing

[@TheRealHankSchrader.]

penn badgley is a blessing

[@akasuki9614]

Yesss 😌

[@fatoumatacisse3796]

He should be a voice actor ngl

[@iantaakalla8180]

Given that he manages to make a person who with postures is a stereotypical creep who is also withdrawn sound like a person hopelessly in love and wishing for a consummation of his love, he is already a skilled voice actor

[@bethanyirene7120]

@@fatoumatacisse3796 that, or he needs to narrate audiobooks.

[@blueflamingo4526]

I like how love is basically an analogy for Joe's love. Kinda.

[@whitneyrose9293]

Yeah. It's unhealthy "love."

[@chiaginyu8120]

an unstable version of himself a twisted reflection of his obsession with "you" someone who kills first plan later rather than plan the kill

[@user-hb4zz4gh5e]

“How dare she invade your privacy like that?” Um, who’s gonna tell him...

[@doraokeke3228]

"the ringing in my head is music" kills me 😂😭

[@littlemiss_sunshine6945]

It’s so crazy how this show started as an internet safety thing

[@eller594]

it was more of a psychology thing. penn talks about it in his podcast!

[@noura4157]

@@eller594 what is the name of the episode?

[@swarada994]

No it didn't... The book is literally abt a stalker's mind

[@Zwyane]

“I'm using my privilege for good”😭😂😭😂😭

[@loitlois]

"Why does my kidney hurt?" is a personal favorite 💀

[@audrey8275]

I showed my boyfriend this show and he was like "I know it's supposed to be a suspenseful thriller type thing but I think it's actually a comedy" and he's right lmao

[@joyajohnson2216]

“what if some sicko had followed you down here?” 💀💀💀💀

[@meghannettles4815]

“Bro😑 you waste of hair” hhahahahah gold😂

[@NayGemini]

I laughed so hard at that🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Narra0002]

😂

[@wjquick32]

My favorite by far! 😂

[@hoorainbaig2024]

" Disney should sue these people " is one of my favourite

[@Tavi78]

“Why is male small talk always so terrible” he is an icon low key

[@jadeann8401]

"It's fine your not heroin. Your a human woman." Don't know why this cracked me up so much.😂

[@queenofgoldenhearts]

how can he be SO RELATABLE AND FUNNY while being a killer?? 😂 his narration is the best part of the show seriously!!!!

[@JDdr86]

Cu'z he's a full human being and his madness and evil are not all there is to him?!

[@cornholio8739]

“You told your girlfriends you would come by. I know this because I have your phone” knowing context or not this will always sound strange

[@samirashamon4978]

“i hardly look at your facebook 🤔, 2 or 3 times a day max! 😁” LMAO

[@thebigemini9974]

"You're not a killer"
"Oh how I wish I was, this would be less complicated."
Wish granted?💀😭

[@LVCC4]

“The ringing in my head is ✨MUSIIIIIC✨”

[@alexaf7400]

“Bro. You waist of hair”😂literally my favorite line

[@traiascacodreanu4553]

Waste*

[@cawesomewhatever]

It’s the irony in some of those that just make it perfect. 😂

[@datboiwes3495]

“Ah fuck imma need more tarps” is one of my favorite Joe quotes😂

[@6ngela]

“i love you SOO MUCH the ringing in my head is MUUUUUSICCCCC”

[@kelly5355]

1:01 my favorite narration of his ever😭😂

[@lizandra8391]

My personal favourites are "You waste of hair" & "Touche, bitch" 😂

[@ameliaareyynolds]

he sounds so different in season one than season four, it's so weird

[@22OrangeGirl]

His narrations on s4 are kinda boring too

[@nessiemonst3r]

I love how they show how deranged and hypocritical he is, showing we SHOULD hate him, then reel us back in with his observations that are funny or honestly sort of adorable.

[@TheNinja94a]

Show makes us as delusional as the character is.

[@alexkian8196]

thanks for including "dont get histerical i took a seminar"

[@nochill5996]

2:45 "Sometimes I swear I'm the only real feminist" 😭😭😭😭

[@carmelalinka]

Imagine if they used Gossip Girl’s voice

[@jermalover18]

THIS IS SO FUNNY ON 2x SPEED 😭😭

[@prapti.singhs]

YOU'RE A GENIUS IM HOWLING 😭😭😭

[@vivwest]

its even funnier if its high pitched

[@Lovelysaxy]

Omgosh that was so funny😭😂

[@NayGemini]

Lol...why did i try this?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilydale9084]

ok now i’m dead

[@BlowUpTheOutsideWorld]

"Shit, detectives are real and DNA is a thing and I just hit that girl with a rock."

[@grwm.daisyn]

"oh shit love is going to kill you" has me dying

[@briannalaskai241]

“Keep your friends close… and your enemies… keep losing your enemies because you’re out of shape@

[@stephaniepalmer1604]

"Kale me" is actually incredibly hilarious.

[@joselynezquivel7117]

THE BATHTUB SCENE ALWAYS GETS ME

[@HodajuciParadoks]

Season 1 was pretty much dark creepy comedy that freezes your blood and makes you laugh at the same time

[@bia7091]

I expected the ''for the most part'' line idk why but it cracks me up eveytime he said it in the tone of that voice

[@jasminimoori]

Crap I forgot about that

[@saramey9794]

the ringing in my head is MUUUUSIIIICCCCC 💃💃

[@caitlynm1476]

I MISS THIS SHOW IM SO EXCITED FOR S4

[@danhayward3057]

“Beck you’re too drunk to be alone, what if some sicko followed you down here?” 😂😂

[@dramaticvirghoe]

the way he narrates changed over the years

[@prodbymugiwara_sama]

"WHAT, THE, HELL!?? Wait, wait, no, no, NO!!! HOW THE HELL am I supposed to be great with you gone IF YOU'RE GONE!!!" Joe always got me dying with his inner monologue😭😭😭

[@cheramie278]

' I'll clean for us'
'Look at her, invading your privacy like that'
'i love you soo much, the ringing in my head is muuussiiiiiccccc!

[@RacleandRaHill]

the season 1 commentary was great

[@andieouso]

Only on YOU…..”Masturbation saves the day for now”💀

[@fromevertonow5683]

“You waste of hair” 😭😭😭😭

[@rili9117]

He’s so unintentionally funny

[@LaughOutFrikinLoud]

Season 1 Joe was pure comedy gold

[@tezzzzzzzz]

she resurrected like some sort of ginger vampire 😭😭😭

[@chipmunkpark8826]

HOW DARE SHE INTERVENE WITH YOUR PRIVACY LIKE THAT? PERVERSE 💀💀💀💀 Oh, Joe

[@Jellysfrickingstuff]

It feels like Penn intentionally made his internal dialogue less charismatic in season 4. Like there are still funny moments, but they’re aren’t delivered with the same liveliness or sarcasm as before, it’s a lot more dry and pessimistic than charismatically sarcastic

[@raymondgalbraith983]

3:11 “You’re not a killer”
*how I wish that were true*
6:06 “It’s a boy” *I’m fucked*
probably the most self aware monologues Joe will give in the show

[@Terinka14]

he is so relatable... (i dont kill people tho)

[@jimmoriarty5266]

Are you a scorpio?

[@rohan5369]

​@@jimmoriarty5266 unrelated but i am a dinosaur idk what that tells about me

[@matthewthaxton7238]

“What no no no no no no- Where’d you go” is my personal fav 😂

[@internetgirl4617]

“It’s a boy”
“I’m fucked”😂😂😂😂

[@_lynnloo9988]

he’s so sassy😭

[@elladutart4394]

“No Gary it’s soap” THAT KILLED ME FOR NO REASON

[@lowkey621]

Why couldn’t he treat Love like he did with Beck. She actually accepted him and if he was like that with her they could have lived happily ever after with their son

[@nosjdu]

cos he met his match and didn’t like what he realised

[@queenofgoldenhearts]

she mirrors the worst in him and the things he’s always trying to avoid and deny!

[@marsilv4319]

Lol cuz he’s in denial about who he is

[@caiovinicius5204]

Because he's (recently) a collected sociopath. Love is an IMPULSIVE psychopath, that's a big difference lol

[@JDdr86]

@@caiovinicius5204 The right term for both of them is psychopath (sociopath is not used in the research literature or in the psychometric instruments). She's just more neurotic than him, but they have pretty much the same personality profile with some differences in comorbidities, behavioral presentation and etiology. He's more environmentally determined while she's more of a product of genetics and has less environmental risk factors, even though she still got her fair share of childhood trauma.

[@Hop3fulRomantic]

"Bro? You waste of hair." LMAO I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@muktimasih9733]

Mormon Neville Longbottom - gosh the writers are geniuses :D Also thanks for compiling this. This series would be nothing without the impeccably witty narration and Penn's flawflessly deep voice.

[@Narra0002]

This show has some of the best narration

[@marissa5429]

if delusion was a person

[@aspyn.j_]

i need a guy like joe minus the homocidal tendencies/clear narcissism because his inner monologue is so funny.

[@tjvids8943]

So you don’t want Joe

[@zolaeight7574]

Like her how? It’s the delusion thy makes people fall for the Joe’s of this world

[@blushbb.]

I’m a girl, ASPD, but having a lack of awareness is frustrating because when you get confronted that’s when you realize maybe it was wrong but you didn’t know it was wrong in the first place because the reasonings were right, so it’s easy to spit excuses for every thing you did and have it be justified. its a repeated cycle and I’ve sabotaged many relationships with it. If you can handle that then go for it girl.

[@JazzyFlo15]

3:56 my all-time favorite

[@cgvods]

“The ringing in my head is muuusiiic! 🤪” 😭

[@NotThePoint-r7n]

This actor deserved a thing for his performance, the show couldn't have worked without it.

[@nina.azuos.]

they made these joe’s monologues so funny for absolutely no reason

[@williamwallace7206]

Well. Gossip girl never fails to deliver some ominous yet absolutely intriguing and overly honest dialogue

[@skendae2003]

"Bro you waste of hair" soooo funny

[@anam2639]

The ringing in my head is musiiiicc ✨🎶🎶🎼

[@bri.janell13]

"you're not heroin, you're a human woman"

[@marie-ie5no]

The ringing in my head is mUzeEeEeEk

[@juniorboy1815]

“Shit detectives are real”
“DNA a thing”
“and I just hit that girl with a rock”
😂😂😂

[@Diazfil12]

"Mormon Neville Longbottom"
I really need to start using phrase

[@victoriat7961]

this is a gem of a vide i forgot how funny he is in his head

[@Sishel]

I forgot how funny Joe is on season 1

[@notsocreativejaycee8816]

The ringing in my head is muSiCcc

[@astridkjellberg]

"keep your friends close... and your enemies, keep losing your enemies because you're so goddamn out of shape" 😭😭

[@darklina]

the rINGING IN MY HEAD IS MUUUSIC

[@narunatsu1]

Joe is amazing hahahaha besides being crazy he's so funny 🤣🤣

[@BlowUpTheOutsideWorld]

"What if some sicko had followed you down here?" Some sicko did just that.

[@viveksargotra]

Just finished the season 4 part 1 I just wanna say I'm glad I watched the series

[@tq7013]

the ringing in my head is musiccc

[@lisa39578]

“What if some sicko had followed you down here” - the sicko who followed her to a bar before this incident 😂😂😂 0:09

[@heremeout9970]

Time to rewatch!

[@alinacap1901]

okay but season 1 narrations are top tier

[@raejames3763]

4:45 😭

[@sneakyninja2281]

"Were not that lucky"

[@Cozm1k]

“Two or three times a day, max.”
Implies he looked at it WAY more prior to their breakup.

[@veronica33s45]

His inner monolouges so funny it makes the series half comedy🤣