0:02 - Danny tops a spider 0:40 - “More severe punishment you say~” 1:37 - Bottom Danny threw up 2:16 - Bottom Danny’s gonna get punished~ 2:42 - WHAT ARE THE HORNY PEOPLE GONNA DO IN HORNY JAIL!? 3:09 - Chicken tender….chicken stri- 3:44 - New year’s kiss 4:37 - Witch and broom… hmmm 5:04 - Top Danny is sick~ 5:53 - Danny- it’s not a dog- 6:36 - What are we going to….do… 7:00 - “Don’t stick your tongue out at me unless you plan on putting it in my mouth” 7:35 - ✨My favorite TikTok✨ 8:05 - WHATS 2X3!?!? 8:49 - “Can….you give me a goodnight kiss? - wait now I’m just turned on” 9:45 - Bottom Danny wants to fight top Danny 10:27 - a pb…and BJ!?!? 11:05 - 70% of the human body is made of water~ 11:35 - “do I annoy you? Like do I annoy you at all? Like you’re sure not at all? I DONT ANNOY YOU RIGHT!?”
Lol anyone else realise this could be a cry for help? Like, a metaphor for the internal battle between him and his other personality, or him and the logical side of his brain? Like, it's a rly cool insight into how someone's mind works... Also pretty funny lol 🥰
4:38 Danny ruined my character before I being watched Danny x Danny Tiktok videos I saw him for 6 hours he’s wearing all black an emo 🖤 outfit to he’s to handsome
"i just didn’t get punished."
**intense staring contest**
"Well, you’re about to."
"YES- *AAAUUUREGGGHHH"*
True
“IT WILL BE MORE SEVEREEEEE!”
“More severe you say! 😳”
“Yes now quiet.”
“….HEY DANNY”
X D
Never laughed this hard in a long time! But low key it feels like Danny is just giving himself reasons to choke himself 🤣😂
*Hmmmmmmmmmm sus*
Whatchu mean by that 👀?
Frr
FRRRR
I love Danny vs Danny
or danny x danny 👀
@@lunartherat 👁👄👁 yes.
@@mutantofchaos3854 yes.
"What the fuck are you saying to that spider."
"I'm trying to lure it in the cup."
*Stares for 2 secs*
"Say it again."
🥵😏
Oh look at that- I’m suddenly a spider!! 😀
I laughed so hard at “what the fuck are you saying to that spider?”
I think a lot of the comments section suddenly wanted to be a spider lol
bro the "yes!" *gets choked* is the funniest thing lol
8:04 : Plot twist: British Danny took all that time to figure out the problem and was working it out in his head.
I really love Danny, but tbh Danny is my favorite.
I see what you’re saying about Danny, but Danny is still pretty good
@@iLoveBread_101nah.....I prefer Danny
@@Ace_ur_examsI mean true Danny is also a good one
You just know Danny would dominate himself if he could
I think he succeeded honestly if this video is any proof
@@Larsen_illustrations agreed and ty for responding
@@Lones_Cinema_Compendiumagreed
0:02 - Danny tops a spider
0:40 - “More severe punishment you say~”
1:37 - Bottom Danny threw up
2:16 - Bottom Danny’s gonna get punished~
2:42 - WHAT ARE THE HORNY PEOPLE GONNA DO IN HORNY JAIL!?
3:09 - Chicken tender….chicken stri-
3:44 - New year’s kiss
4:37 - Witch and broom… hmmm
5:04 - Top Danny is sick~
5:53 - Danny- it’s not a dog-
6:36 - What are we going to….do…
7:00 - “Don’t stick your tongue out at me unless you plan on putting it in my mouth”
7:35 - ✨My favorite TikTok✨
8:05 - WHATS 2X3!?!?
8:49 - “Can….you give me a goodnight kiss? - wait now I’m just turned on”
9:45 - Bottom Danny wants to fight top Danny
10:27 - a pb…and BJ!?!?
11:05 - 70% of the human body is made of water~
11:35 - “do I annoy you? Like do I annoy you at all? Like you’re sure not at all? I DONT ANNOY YOU RIGHT!?”
immaculate content, thank you
Love this relationship 😂
Lol anyone else realise this could be a cry for help? Like, a metaphor for the internal battle between him and his other personality, or him and the logical side of his brain? Like, it's a rly cool insight into how someone's mind works... Also pretty funny lol 🥰
I'm pretty sure it's not, but okay :D
@@Larsen_illustrationsfr it’s not that deep
2:10
No one:
Me trying to shut my mind off so I can sleep
Help I find this rly funny because Nezuko *needs* sleep 😭
1:06 oh ma gawd- my kinks literally are literally going wild right now
Are we not gonna talk about the “dog” part or we gonna ignore it?
exactly!
Bet it was a cat
It's a wolf
6:10 I HAVE THAT SHIRT
to sum it all up in one phrase...
"And that is how I met your Father"
I- can I just say “ w h y
@@alyssaknight9362 Danny x Danny cuz it just makes sense
Lol
Dude....villain and scary danny gotta be disrant cousins or SOMETHING
POV: Danny’s two brains cells fight
After the ‘2x3 incident’, I for real said, “Now, I’m afraid to ask you what’s 3+3 now.” 😂😂😂
He hits different. Like really really different
Danny makes everybody laugh
Which one?🤨
@@0mikasa_ackerman0 all of them.
10:27 “MORE THEN *EVER* PLEASE HIT ME”
“DONT YOU SEE IT DANNY THEIR GONNA FU-
4:19 oh my god..
why is danny v. danny the two halves of my brain all the time
The sexual tension between himself is so funny
delicious content 100% fine dining material
no-one:
literally no-one:
me: HOW IS HIS HAIR SO PERFECT?
idk man i think we're all thinking that :P
1:37 2:16 3:44 my funny moments
Thank you for uploading this. Helped a lot.🥰he is beautiful
DON'T YOU SEE IT, DANNY???
THEY'RE GONNA FU-
Danny: sit
Me: ?-sits-? damn I'm a simp-
I'm just laying down? Have been the entire time
we should name this danny being GAY🏳️🌈✨💅 for 12 minutes and 13 seconds🤣
Some people are calling danny cringe 💀
Half of those people are also the people who comments in his video "Hey daddy~" like huh???
They can think something is hot and cringy or just be joking about one comment, i think neither
Started the video with dude successfully rizzing up a spider
Never simped so hard in me entire life. That’s a lie, but you get it
This made my head quiet, it's never been this quiet. This sounds like the echo and the endless thoughts in my head
But…like…7:53.
😶☠️
The fucking boom scared me-
@@EverestStarshine1244I mean…. I felt something but it wasn’t fear. 😏 🧛♀️
These are the best oml, I haven't laughed like this in awhile and I'm only 3 mins in 🤣
2:15 i didn't get dinosaur chicken nuggets 😔 Or a loving mother
MMMM DADDY
Me after watching this video 0/////0
The tension between Danny is incredible
THE "well now I'm not sleepy I'm just turned on" 😂😂😂
Danny:shut up Danny it's nor a dog
Danny:wha-
7:12 lmao ok I wouldn’t be against it😂
Jokes on you i wasn't praise as a kid and now as i still don't want it as a adult
Danny.. its not a dog.
THEN WHAT ITS IT!?! A CAT!?! THERE IS A JOKE HERE I KNOW THERE IS! BUT ITS LIKE AN AIRPLANE! FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HEAD
It’s a human TvT
11:30 that was personal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know what I never got as a child death. I want it now.
I never got an education
Danny:they're gonna F-
😂😂😂😂😂tfff MY STOMACH IS HAVING BUTTERFLIES I WATCHED TO MUCH GAY 😊STUFF
I love danny phantom exe so much and video so funny love them of video.
0:08 8:14
The first one lol
11:00.... WHAT?!👀👀👀
Love Danny!
🖤
Chapped lips anyone? 4:30
THIS JUST MAD MY GAYNESS LEVE GO UP!!!!!!!
4:38 Danny ruined my character before I being watched Danny x Danny Tiktok videos I saw him for 6 hours he’s wearing all black an emo 🖤 outfit to he’s to handsome
HELP!!!!!!!!!!and it is bad cause I understand all if not all most of it I am one of THE MOST dirty minded people in my school in 6 grade
Shhhhh you don't need to understand trust me
This is perfection. The ride me and find out had me wheezing
Hey Danny 😂
i dont understand pb
g one
Bj as in blow job💀💀
Ayo why do l hear daddy instead of danny😂😂😂
This is all just honry sh*post…
You don’t sound very mad tbh…
@@忘掉我 o uh.... *insert angry emotions* so angry... why didn't they post more!!!
@@elleoellem YUH YUH
@@忘掉我 YUH
Very entertaining i know
Cringe
Like your face mate
𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛