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  • @stancat123
    @stancat123 4 роки тому +2049

    All I want to do is a judgement call ;-;

    • @yazeedalsheikh2320
      @yazeedalsheikh2320 4 роки тому +46

      stancat123 dont worry youll get to flip them over soon, promise

    • @hansmcmail1405
      @hansmcmail1405 4 роки тому +64

      @@yazeedalsheikh2320 And Probally Accidentally Muder a few Innocent People too :DD

    • @krustytankgewehr3244
      @krustytankgewehr3244 4 роки тому +19

      Your judgment calls have a 50/50 chance of working, its ok.

    • @nuggie7499
      @nuggie7499 4 роки тому +9

      and...you have been judged

    • @blueking6996
      @blueking6996 4 роки тому +4

      stancat123 they are really funny

  • @notafrosty2351
    @notafrosty2351 4 роки тому +1619

    Interesting that they paid you to play their game when you already played it for free. Giving back to a creator that brought visibility to their game (and probably quite a few people). I respect that.

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  4 роки тому +604

      They're really great guys and care a lot about this game

    • @notafrosty2351
      @notafrosty2351 4 роки тому +138

      Kaif Yeah, I absolutely love watching your group play it and I bet they love it as well. Seeing their project bring laughs and smiles to everyone. They truly deserve it.

    • @mythmakroxymore1670
      @mythmakroxymore1670 4 роки тому +35

      Kaif imma actually buy this game cuz of you. That’s the second game Kaif, one more strike and I’m gonna have to subscribe, and if you still keep making me laugh I’ll have to ask you if I can join SR recording sessions.

    • @scpfoundation4609
      @scpfoundation4609 4 роки тому +13

      @@mythmakroxymore1670 Its free on steam.

    • @dhaniel6328
      @dhaniel6328 4 роки тому +7

      699th like

  • @korwin2753
    @korwin2753 4 роки тому +703

    Judgement call. The most cursed words in this game you can hear from Stan.

    • @artatalfreds2713
      @artatalfreds2713 4 роки тому +9

      Korwin not only in this game. ALL GAMES!

    • @secret_8036
      @secret_8036 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty much every social deception game

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 4 роки тому +3

      Only once has it ever worked.
      *once*

    • @azirul9311
      @azirul9311 4 роки тому +2

      @@FestiveRocket not literally once but it might as hell be once

    • @maizislost
      @maizislost 4 роки тому

      Just Stan period

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 4 роки тому +824

    Stan's aim is as accurate as his Judgement Calls

    • @xbux18
      @xbux18 4 роки тому +75

      But at least his judgment calls kill people. Not the right people, but still people.

    • @tindungcs
      @tindungcs 4 роки тому +38

      @@xbux18 But he did kill kaif so his aim is as accurate as his judgment calls

    • @hyenagamer200
      @hyenagamer200 4 роки тому +2

      You frickin’ killed him dude!

    • @alexanderdemoniac8107
      @alexanderdemoniac8107 4 роки тому +3

      Aimed to the wrong people

    • @ronny_innor
      @ronny_innor 4 роки тому +4

      Well his aim is 100%... on the wrong person kek

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 4 роки тому +463

    Kaif whenever he plays these games:
    *B I G B R A I N T I M E*
    One day they are gonna play dnd
    Kaif is gonna be a yuan ti (eden snake) bard that exceeds in persuasion and deception
    Stan is gonna be an half orc paladin (judgement) all because he is plain stupid and because half orcs are the most common murder hobos
    Lil is gonna be a kobold ranger because rangers and kobolds only get fucked up in every single sense
    Edit: about the kobold ranger
    Rangers are fairly "restrict" (tell me a single ranger exclusive magic that doesnt involve arrows) into using a bow and is pretty much seeing as "lesser druids" (at least everywhere ive gone to is like that) and kobolds are one of the main enemies for "starters" pretty much being the scaly version of the goblin

    • @worldeater2414
      @worldeater2414 4 роки тому +28

      Is Cali a Human Fighter because everyone forgets them until they need a meat shield?

    • @firestarr5812
      @firestarr5812 4 роки тому +3

      Miguel Mialichi
      Kobolds can actually be pretty good when they take advantage of pack tactics, and rangers are very versatile and have at least decent survivability.

    • @dragoliched1977
      @dragoliched1977 4 роки тому +4

      I've played Ranger a few times, and was mvp of my group. Also, don't mess with Kobolds. One made my dragonborn barbarian blind with a pebble.

    • @dukem8774
      @dukem8774 4 роки тому +1

      I want to see the slave raiders play dnd

    • @miguelmialichi6367
      @miguelmialichi6367 4 роки тому +2

      @@worldeater2414 yup

  • @RIGARRUS
    @RIGARRUS 4 роки тому +401

    Stan is the wildcard of the gang. Really want to see him in DnD

    • @svalfish1716
      @svalfish1716 4 роки тому +94

      I suddenly realize exactly how badly I need SR DnD

    • @ugurefetastan137
      @ugurefetastan137 4 роки тому +33

      He will probably die while trying to sit on a chair

    • @miguelmialichi6367
      @miguelmialichi6367 4 роки тому +40

      Kaif will probably end up playing a bard or rogue and just keeps rolling 20s on deception and persuasion
      Bonus points if it was a tiefling (literal playable fiend) or yuan ti (snake people)

    • @RIGARRUS
      @RIGARRUS 4 роки тому +4

      @@miguelmialichi6367 That's the most accurate description I've read lol. I can totally see that.

    • @elpikasweno3702
      @elpikasweno3702 4 роки тому +3

      What's DnD?

  • @moriark7842
    @moriark7842 4 роки тому +106

    The leech line with Lil was just fantastic. Best play I have seen you do in this game.

    • @miguelmialichi6367
      @miguelmialichi6367 4 роки тому +8

      Kaif is just too good at deception and persuasion to the point he fools a bard

    • @moriark7842
      @moriark7842 4 роки тому +1

      I know right! That is why I enjoy watching him so much.

    • @moriark7842
      @moriark7842 4 роки тому +7

      Great teamwork by Cali for following up Kaif’s risky play. Lil’s reaction was also so funny to me.

  • @phillorourke1476
    @phillorourke1476 4 роки тому +256

    Stan: jugment call
    Everyone else: excute order 66

    • @vinster25crusader99
      @vinster25crusader99 4 роки тому +5

      More like a baguette

    • @richardtschiewe6737
      @richardtschiewe6737 4 роки тому +5

      @@vinster25crusader99 execute order baguette

    • @vinster25crusader99
      @vinster25crusader99 4 роки тому +1

      @@richardtschiewe6737 if Kaif would wanted this 9999 bits if you ordered a 2 or 5 no 10 year of baguette

    • @SYMBI05IS
      @SYMBI05IS 3 роки тому

      *Execute and Initiate Operation Baguette*

  • @laziwastaken
    @laziwastaken 4 роки тому +72

    True. Stan is unfixable. But that's why we love him

  • @failing244
    @failing244 4 роки тому +29

    3:09
    The man behind the slaughter

  • @rapidresponseteam6048
    @rapidresponseteam6048 4 роки тому +21

    This video was really funny, Gary did a good job on the script

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  4 роки тому +19

      I'll let him know you liked the script :D

  • @B0TFrosty
    @B0TFrosty 4 роки тому +8

    "Two words. Say them and I'll hate you."
    *judgment call*
    "UGHHHHHH"

  • @Er3miel
    @Er3miel 4 роки тому +37

    I think Stan got his shooting skills from a storm trooper. I mean like where’d he get his shooting certificate, the storm trooper academy?

    • @painfullythicc7680
      @painfullythicc7680 4 роки тому +2

      Well stan hits his shots. It's just blue on blue...

    • @resiki6011
      @resiki6011 4 роки тому +2

      at least stan's aim is cancer.
      it kills people.
      storm trooper's aim is cancer without the killing

    • @timeforgottenprince8271
      @timeforgottenprince8271 3 роки тому

      a storm trooper's aim is good by comparison

  • @aceofspadez8963
    @aceofspadez8963 4 роки тому +50

    Kaif I challenge you to make a whole video without getting MILDLY mad at Stan. Good luck

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  4 роки тому +42

      IMPOSSIBLE

  • @juliusfetingis3083
    @juliusfetingis3083 4 роки тому +42

    kaif : the game is now free
    everyone: Y E S

  • @AoRArchAngel
    @AoRArchAngel 4 роки тому +10

    You just have to imagine sooner or later when Stan says Judgement call, people are either going to rush to kill him, or scatter.

  • @OdinJrthesecond
    @OdinJrthesecond 4 роки тому +7

    "Perk: See people below 20% HP on the minimap"
    Me: downloading game intensifies

  • @angramainyu4599
    @angramainyu4599 6 місяців тому +1

    4 years later and still top tier

  • @aph4210
    @aph4210 4 роки тому +45

    Kaif: Posts
    Me: The fool has returned to feed me his effort

  • @RavenDravenek
    @RavenDravenek 4 роки тому +6

    That big brain play on Lil was amazing.

  • @atlasdgen
    @atlasdgen 4 роки тому +18

    Saw the title.....
    Everyone: what did Stan do this time?

  • @chillichicken8200
    @chillichicken8200 4 роки тому +41

    no one
    literally no one
    Stan: so any way, I started blasting

  • @biohazardx9193
    @biohazardx9193 4 роки тому +20

    Stan: Boticus Supreme

  • @kaifisshiteat6683
    @kaifisshiteat6683 4 роки тому +3

    Intergalactic alien'ing

  • @Waverly_ppl
    @Waverly_ppl 3 роки тому +2

    Am I the only one that notices that every time Kaif is bad man and a infest doesnt tick on him while people are suss of him he says "I will take my fucking apology"

  • @TheBlackWarden420
    @TheBlackWarden420 4 роки тому

    Kaif, you are a mastermind when it comes to Trust or No Trust games. In Among Us, Enemy on Board, and other games, you can convince people to get the traitor or protect yourself by lying to them.

  • @KingTigerGuy
    @KingTigerGuy 4 роки тому +2

    ive been watching most of the vods and stuff, and then went back to watch all the WoW stuff and its like, watching the video where the notification sound comes from is kinda surreal, you ever think back on that kind of stuff kaif?

  • @aura_isdead
    @aura_isdead 4 роки тому +1

    10:10 they thought you are stuck with them,no,they are stuck with you

  • @ascended313
    @ascended313 4 роки тому +18

    I love how Kaif is the only smart one in the whole group lol

    • @unusualincidentsunit2837
      @unusualincidentsunit2837 4 роки тому +2

      Sadly there's no anti kaif card yet

    • @watyhu99
      @watyhu99 4 роки тому +6

      Hey Sazar is pretty damn good too, remember that among us play where he was like F it, vote me out and Ill win the game.

    • @mintylynava
      @mintylynava 4 роки тому +8

      @@watyhu99 Sazar, Kaif and Ben (could be more, but these i remember now) are the best Among Us players. Too good that they start getting voted out easily, because the others are too paranoid of them. And so many times Sazar has won as impostor too.

    • @watyhu99
      @watyhu99 4 роки тому +8

      @@mintylynava and then there are the fools like Lily, Stan, Rob and Will who are like the worst players lol

    • @shykjkwm5591
      @shykjkwm5591 4 роки тому

      Sadly Glen joined xD

  • @albusgti
    @albusgti 4 роки тому +2

    The Stan meme at the start isn't just for judgment calls, its just stan in general against innocents.

  • @KnightDelta69
    @KnightDelta69 3 роки тому

    7:45 Kaif be like: Somebody call an ambulance! But not for me * transforms *

  • @sinfulwrath666
    @sinfulwrath666 4 роки тому

    I literally watched the entire VOD before this. But its still fun to watch your misadventures.

  • @asherchristopherson1468
    @asherchristopherson1468 4 роки тому +1

    Kaif has been sponsored by Wind and water. All we need is fire and earth

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 роки тому +2

    10:58
    I like how no one pointed out that Kaif is also on both lists

    • @resiki6011
      @resiki6011 4 роки тому +1

      it's like
      Kaif, Cali, Stan
      +
      Kaif, Stan, Daz
      =
      [REDACTED] or Stan

  • @pamglazener4351
    @pamglazener4351 4 роки тому

    The beginning is really good with Stan’s judgment calls

  • @tijansigin4768
    @tijansigin4768 4 роки тому +1

    Kaif is really good at this alien business... *Too Good*
    I kid, he's just a clevar boi. lol

  • @meowtarokujo1633
    @meowtarokujo1633 4 роки тому

    Kaif in-game is like the genius and the bully combined.

  • @anzozeworst1966
    @anzozeworst1966 4 роки тому +1

    First thing i hear is already funny, i am going to enjoy this

  • @MsNotorials
    @MsNotorials 3 роки тому

    Stan Is the epitome of high precision, non-existent accuracy.

  • @lazerfluxxy7370
    @lazerfluxxy7370 4 роки тому

    Honestly, I may get hate for this, but I love Kaif most of all, I don't understand why, I just think he's just, the best. I enjoy all his videos, if he sees this, I hope he keeps on with his streaming career. It brings so much joy to my life. Thank you Kaif.

  • @deansergaming1316
    @deansergaming1316 4 роки тому +2

    You can't cure my crippling depression neither.

  • @kiddo3833
    @kiddo3833 4 роки тому

    Everytime i rewatch these videos, i become certain kaif deserves an oscar

  • @NNRobert
    @NNRobert 4 роки тому

    Whenever Kaif is an alien he successfully gets someone killed he says “I will accept my fucking apology!”

  • @ceoofgodgaming7750
    @ceoofgodgaming7750 3 роки тому +2

    Honestly, some more enemy on board content would be great, but at the end of the day that’s up to you

  • @YikesIsMe
    @YikesIsMe 4 роки тому +2

    Social deception games: *exist*
    Kaif: "it's free real estate"

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 роки тому +1

      SPEECH 100

    • @resiki6011
      @resiki6011 4 роки тому +1

      Kaif is the king of deception and trickery.
      if he was in a castle's dungeon, he could probably convince the smartest guard to let him free without the king's consent

  • @redfoxflamegaming3760
    @redfoxflamegaming3760 4 роки тому

    If I ever get into a game with Kaif. The first person I am blaming is HIM. "Its Kaif. ITS ALWAYS KAIF!!!"

  • @shapeofafrica2180
    @shapeofafrica2180 4 роки тому +1

    Stan: Proceed *Judgement call*
    Everyone in the game: Ah shit, here we go again

  • @cailynchaos3326
    @cailynchaos3326 4 роки тому

    Kaif is the champion of Enemy on board

  • @Terrezed
    @Terrezed 4 роки тому

    I got to play it when it was in Alpha, and if it weren't for you Kaif I wouldn't have found this gem of a game. Thank you :)

  • @Ethan_Wheeler
    @Ethan_Wheeler 4 роки тому +1

    Everyone else is playing tic-tac-toe while Kaif is playing 5D Chess

  • @Games4life3000
    @Games4life3000 3 роки тому +2

    This game is no longer an online game, now its a party game

  • @bobyodel3228
    @bobyodel3228 4 роки тому +1

    If Stan makes a judgement call against you all you have to say is just ‘if in doubt, vote Stan out!’

  • @DarkSnake78990
    @DarkSnake78990 4 роки тому

    Poor stan get rekted everytime someone has the chance but let's be honest, we all know that Stan's judgement calls are the mvp

  • @overseer4824
    @overseer4824 3 роки тому +1

    I miss this game so much

  • @aimee5501
    @aimee5501 4 роки тому +14

    Lil: We dont talk about that.
    Me: Well that's going to be all over the reddit page

  • @Rainman1_2
    @Rainman1_2 4 роки тому

    Kaif's too good at these games. He could probably talk his way out of being charged for diamond theft with his fingerprints only on the diamonds.

  • @Jhonermite
    @Jhonermite 4 роки тому

    THE TOP MEME IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY GOD DAMN LIFE DUDE

  • @Haemaglobin
    @Haemaglobin 3 роки тому

    Stan is when you wanna be infected/alien but you're human

  • @jayunion1475
    @jayunion1475 4 роки тому

    Stan: I got deranked guys Big upset
    Me:"Wheeze"

  • @sandpope2977
    @sandpope2977 4 роки тому

    '
    "I may have killed ____" Is starting to be stan's catch phrase and I don't know how you should feel about that

  • @saber6290
    @saber6290 3 роки тому

    3:14 OH BABY A TRIPLE OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

  • @youtubeguy7542
    @youtubeguy7542 3 роки тому

    stan: so anyway i started judgement callin'

  • @Andurianski
    @Andurianski 4 роки тому

    You can't Cure stupid,
    but you can Cure *bored times*

  • @costcopizza8190
    @costcopizza8190 4 роки тому +1

    I remember watching Cali's stream and just seeing the pure disappointment in his eyes when Kaif got the triple kill

  • @thedimensionalpotato1534
    @thedimensionalpotato1534 4 роки тому +1

    That laugh at 8:00 tho

  • @thegoldenscp6281
    @thegoldenscp6281 4 роки тому +1

    Also in the video Lil didn't know how to get out of alien chat and later found it was shift

  • @ardsam6922
    @ardsam6922 4 роки тому

    Did you know that he plays for fun? I noticed Kaif was on the review section for Enemy on Board in my recommended games, so I clicked on his profile and he was playing Among Us! Good to know he has a life.

  • @tristanseaver9054
    @tristanseaver9054 4 роки тому +1

    OH BABY A TRIPLE!

  • @boshikagebira4753
    @boshikagebira4753 4 роки тому

    Kaif is smartest in the group change my mind

  • @paulisaacstodomingo
    @paulisaacstodomingo 4 роки тому

    Wow, got sponsored for a game you guys were already playing. Noice.
    Also good on you for using electro swing background music now, those are always good stuff
    Also also, wow Kaif is a god

  • @gaster6786
    @gaster6786 4 роки тому +1

    just to let you know kaif they are updating 096 so he can now open gates by holding right click

  • @shadowxli-bk7nr
    @shadowxli-bk7nr 4 роки тому

    At 4:45 clip i legit was convinced even tho i knew he was the alien

  • @amandaaschenbach8262
    @amandaaschenbach8262 4 роки тому +1

    Probably the only one who might know of this, but i saw a new beta of the next SCP lab update, 096 got a good buff, but thats all the video showed, if anyone wants me to share it im fine

  • @dhaniel6328
    @dhaniel6328 4 роки тому +1

    Aye another amazing video

  • @idkdude5301
    @idkdude5301 4 роки тому +5

    I love how the Game changed the Alien selection numbers after Stan figured out that bug

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 роки тому +1

      Then the developers are really watching Kaif

  • @SaltMolecule
    @SaltMolecule 4 роки тому +1

    I've watched this video 5 times now just to see lil and Stan get killed

  • @oliviamorse6290
    @oliviamorse6290 4 роки тому

    does anyone else just come back and watch this 1000 times ?

  • @emeraldwitch4817
    @emeraldwitch4817 4 роки тому

    Kaif (I don't remember which video it was): How does one alien win against 3 cyborgs? They don't.
    0:05 Me: Clearly, Stan doesn't remember the message.
    Also, Kaif at 3:00: wins in a 1v3 battle (granted not cyborg vs. alien but still worth mentioning).

  • @jalpaauplia4275
    @jalpaauplia4275 4 роки тому +1

    Well done stan u are recruited....
    To be the new member of strom trooper.

  • @YoutubeAccount7135
    @YoutubeAccount7135 9 місяців тому +1

    "the developers are suuupper passionate about the game"
    also the developers half a year after the game came out:
    *40 people playing, abandoned by devs*

  • @fatefulverdida3377
    @fatefulverdida3377 4 роки тому +2

    I might have never played the game, but Kaif's judgments are amazing. The outcomes of his actions seem to always be of benefit to him in the end.

  • @AnneWest_
    @AnneWest_ 4 роки тому

    Kaif is so good at deception its scary

  • @underwhelmingusername4947
    @underwhelmingusername4947 4 роки тому

    Big braining it by leech linning Lil was perfect

  • @magicviki2226
    @magicviki2226 4 роки тому

    Daz has such a wholesome laugh

  • @shinarts4902
    @shinarts4902 4 роки тому

    stan can be like the biggest idiot ever but you just HAVE to love him, there is just no other way :)

  • @borderlineunreadable139
    @borderlineunreadable139 4 роки тому

    So, Kaif. I have a Game that has a Huge storyline, And dead multiplayer. Its called CRYSIS - There are 3 Chapters ( 3 Games ) It has a heartbreaking storyline, incredible soundtrack, best gameplay, even graphics! This game is old, but its GOLD.

  • @Diinzie
    @Diinzie 4 роки тому

    Stan: so anyways I started blasting

  • @LoonatheHellhoudgaming
    @LoonatheHellhoudgaming 4 роки тому +2

    When in doubt vote Stan out
    Now it's when Stan is scared he shoots either kaif or lily

  • @Obsidian72
    @Obsidian72 4 роки тому

    STANS HAD ENOUGH HE NEEDS A VACATION OR SOMETHING AHHHH

  • @gushcraftgaming
    @gushcraftgaming 4 роки тому

    Nice to know they patched Stan’s little exploit involving picking aliens by making the keys to select them 3 4 and 5

  • @FriendlyShep
    @FriendlyShep 4 роки тому

    Enemy on Board is a fun game that had all characters available during early early access and then locked away half of the characters no matter if you had previously leveled them up and put a lot of time into them. The party system has also been glitching out recently.
    Edit: Changed a word.

  • @ratti7875
    @ratti7875 4 роки тому

    Cleanest outro song btw.

  • @jadeh8954
    @jadeh8954 4 роки тому

    This game just went free today and it's fucking amazing.

  • @timeforgottenprince8271
    @timeforgottenprince8271 4 роки тому +4

    As someone once said, "You don't argue with an idiot. You point and laugh at them."

  • @jamesosborn5007
    @jamesosborn5007 4 роки тому

    Love these! Good stuff bro. Miss your scp vids :(

  • @caboose.20
    @caboose.20 4 роки тому +1

    Kaif, do ya think Niko's max hp will go back to 60 if it was raised by Otto's Bedside Manner perk?
    I think you should try it next time.

  • @commanderdemonno9819
    @commanderdemonno9819 4 роки тому

    i'm glad that i got closed beta access while it lasted
    anyway great content man
    nice that you used the new progression system

  • @theloshadow5574
    @theloshadow5574 4 роки тому

    If Stan watches the video and sees the perk that you used to find him as the alien, its gonna be a fun day to listen Stan rant on about how broken that is. XD

  • @Rozdymki
    @Rozdymki 3 роки тому +2

    My friends cousin is one of the devs

    • @venoxin
      @venoxin 3 роки тому +1

      Good to know. you're famous now :O

  • @The-Man-of-Pepsi
    @The-Man-of-Pepsi 4 роки тому

    That big brain play on lil XD