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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 461

  • @Kantech_exe
    @Kantech_exe 4 роки тому +767

    Kaif: "Okay, okay now stan you'd better save my life"
    Stan: *literally the one who gets kaif killed*

    • @xshullaw
      @xshullaw 4 роки тому +14

      Stan is always such a knob XD

    • @Ace-hh6ej
      @Ace-hh6ej 4 роки тому +13

      Well, judgment call fails ARE his forte

    • @blazesona12
      @blazesona12 4 роки тому +5

      It's called he's the idiot of the group Though is I had to draw a likeness to him would probs have to be eddy from ed, ed, and eddy (or however ya spell the name of that old as frag cartoon)

    • @timeforgottenprince8271
      @timeforgottenprince8271 3 роки тому +1

      He would make a village idiot look like a college professor by comparison.

  • @Lillinx
    @Lillinx 4 роки тому +1983

    Stan, you are even denser than me in this video. (I took your comment spot, you slowpoke)

    • @stancat123
      @stancat123 4 роки тому +406

      Lil you didn't finish the vid yet did you o.o

    • @Lillinx
      @Lillinx 4 роки тому +248

      @@stancat123 no...why

    • @Jocke-04
      @Jocke-04 4 роки тому +115

      @@Lillinx this is gonna be fun

    • @stancat123
      @stancat123 4 роки тому +236

      @@Lillinx Maybe you should :)

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 4 роки тому +101

      I just want to know how you could laugh at your own Joe Mamma joke

  • @Vroeyn
    @Vroeyn 4 роки тому +639

    *Vietnam Flashbacks*
    “Is that an antidote or a lethal injection?”
    “Oh it’s lethal”

    • @shadowhunter2275
      @shadowhunter2275 3 роки тому +3

      Time stamp?

    • @Vroeyn
      @Vroeyn 3 роки тому +10

      @@shadowhunter2275 It’s from one of Kaif’s other deceit videos

  • @tyler89557
    @tyler89557 4 роки тому +1986

    Stan: Saved twice
    Also Stan: Conveniently forgets and kills his savior.

    • @bananabread1012
      @bananabread1012 4 роки тому +54

      That stan alright

    • @danlorett2184
      @danlorett2184 4 роки тому +84

      To be fair... it's not like Kaif hasn't saved Stan AND THEN killed him as the infected.

    • @teekameeka6423
      @teekameeka6423 4 роки тому +87

      @@danlorett2184 remember when stan revived kaif just to kill him later.

    • @azirul9311
      @azirul9311 4 роки тому +23

      @@teekameeka6423 "it's lethal"

    • @tameronica
      @tameronica 4 роки тому +15

      Jesus Christ:
      “This story sounds quite familiar...”

  • @alexhuegerich814
    @alexhuegerich814 4 роки тому +224

    “Better bite the pillow because I’m going in dry” 😂😂😂😂 I was crying when I heard that

  • @matthewzheng9395
    @matthewzheng9395 4 роки тому +285

    “I’m back to live-ing” lol

  • @maxwellethoxian4085
    @maxwellethoxian4085 4 роки тому +242

    Last time I'm this early Kaif and others never had trust issues yet

    • @descimator
      @descimator 4 роки тому +20

      How do you watch his channel before it's made?

    • @Muffin_Zini
      @Muffin_Zini 4 роки тому +17

      @@descimator The channel existed before he made videos with the slave raiders

  • @mothcatcher893
    @mothcatcher893 4 роки тому +812

    That "life finds a way" line was perfectly delivered

    • @cezarsoba
      @cezarsoba 4 роки тому +19

      It was wasn't it?

    • @hamper6511
      @hamper6511 4 роки тому +6

      It fucks up either way

    • @Exatl
      @Exatl 4 роки тому

      When

    • @bizzlemypickle521
      @bizzlemypickle521 3 роки тому +1

      " Life finds a way! " *NOM*

    • @theslyfoxgaming108
      @theslyfoxgaming108 3 роки тому +1

      “Life finds a way”
      “TO MAKE ME VOMIT”
      My TFS references are SPICY

  • @huntersmart5425
    @huntersmart5425 3 роки тому +65

    Lily says Stan is an infected
    Stan says Lily is an infected
    Kaif saves Stan twice
    Stan kills Kaif
    Lily kills Stan
    "I trusted you"

  • @AdamPerson
    @AdamPerson 4 роки тому +89

    7:29 Stan was the 3rd infected because he said “fellas” right there.

  • @nogitsunegaming
    @nogitsunegaming 4 роки тому +78

    Wtf, Stan made a judgement call that was right! "I believe Kaif, I believe it's Ben"
    I mean, granted, Kaif had to hold his hand to reach that decision, but still!

  • @sepss9813
    @sepss9813 4 роки тому +119

    *sam lives*
    Everyone else: INFECTED

  • @yharnamenjoyer7648
    @yharnamenjoyer7648 3 роки тому +6

    POV: you filtered newest comments

  • @i_like_pie5367
    @i_like_pie5367 4 роки тому +47

    Looks him in the eyes and quietly whispers life finds a way

  • @NeekoNoel
    @NeekoNoel 4 роки тому +36

    "Kaif's infected"
    -bystander before being brutally murdered

  • @tameronica
    @tameronica 4 роки тому +53

    8:45
    Ohh man, that’s so satisfying when a person actually believes ur argument.

  • @JS-hx3kj
    @JS-hx3kj 4 роки тому +5

    Kaif save stan twice and then stan kill kaif.
    Best anime betrayal.

  • @cezarsoba
    @cezarsoba 4 роки тому +9

    Who else just *smiled* at 10:58, it's just heartwarming for some reason.

  • @skullkingskullz
    @skullkingskullz 3 роки тому +14

    That intro is exactly like a horror movie. "Blood missing!" Then the lights go out like its supposed to be that way.

  • @atlas2296
    @atlas2296 3 роки тому +12

    “YOU BETTER BITE THE PILLOW BECAUSE IM GOIN ON DRY HEHEHEHE!!!”
    -Kaif

  • @OnyxFire408
    @OnyxFire408 4 роки тому +14

    15:37, lol that birdbox edit!

  • @fr0ck360
    @fr0ck360 4 роки тому +11

    1:35 Now I understand why Kaif “bullies” stan alot xD

  • @newbiebox3406
    @newbiebox3406 4 роки тому +8

    7:56 stan just transfer it just do it

  • @MagnificentLoL
    @MagnificentLoL 4 роки тому +67

    I love how stupid Stan is, he's perfect in his own way.

  • @SeithSeather
    @SeithSeather 4 роки тому +36

    Yesssss it’s back boiiiiiis
    The love and hatred from Kaif and friends are back again XD
    also love you Kaif have a good rest of the day kaifu-chan :>

  • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
    @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 3 роки тому +12

    10:43
    Everything about that sequence of events was amazing, form being dragged off-camera to the monster coming into view with 'Yeah boy'.

  • @Pandemicus7
    @Pandemicus7 4 роки тому +11

    I've noticed Kaif's tell when he is infected. A lot of times when he transforms he goes "guys, what is that?"

  • @Epsilon-5
    @Epsilon-5 4 роки тому +7

    1:47 Stan sounded so horrified that it was lil

  • @Zencsgodk
    @Zencsgodk 4 роки тому +8

    More! More! More!
    I've been watching about 50 of your videos in the past 4 days, and I fucking love them, new favorite UA-camr! More Deceit, Dead by Daylight, SCP Secret Laboratory and For Honor!

  • @AppieSwitch
    @AppieSwitch 4 роки тому +7

    That Joe joke and her laughing at herself makes me believe that Lil is me reincarnate

  • @fredk4745
    @fredk4745 4 роки тому +10

    Fun fact, in the first game of the stream, Ben drank blood infront of Lily and Lil legit said "Oh my god! Ben just drank water infront of me!"

  • @epicgizmo5565
    @epicgizmo5565 4 роки тому +4

    " I TRUSTED YOU!!" maybe you shouldve trusted the person who saved you twice from death

  • @Ciel1820
    @Ciel1820 4 роки тому +15

    Last time I came this early, my girlfriend left me.
    -sorry, I was early for once and I was too rushed to think of an original joke, so have this unoriginal one-

  • @nejakejtennickname6056
    @nejakejtennickname6056 4 роки тому +8

    Lets be honest, He would have used that lethal injection to kill Stan, just for the memes

  • @myaswanno5207
    @myaswanno5207 4 роки тому +11

    Love how this game ruins friend ships!

  • @j_allaway8721
    @j_allaway8721 4 роки тому +6

    Stan: gets picked up twice
    Also Stan: ”You are obviously a sadist Kaif.”

  • @El_Hornio_II
    @El_Hornio_II 3 роки тому +2

    Stan trusting Lil over Kaif the latter of which saved him from death twice has the same energy as in RDR2 Dutch trusting Micah over Arthur

  • @sadlitoffical3361
    @sadlitoffical3361 4 роки тому +1

    "You better bite the pillow because i'm going in dry!"
    Bro, why did that turn me on? XD

  • @1Kendles
    @1Kendles Місяць тому +2

    1:47 Ive always had fond memories of moments like these, this should've been in the one of the future trailers it just fits the game

  • @kuzi8440
    @kuzi8440 4 роки тому +10

    Somebody: in every group of friends theres the dumb one
    Them: *points at stan*
    Stan: Really?

  • @PonchitoPoncho2050
    @PonchitoPoncho2050 3 роки тому +2

    Even to this day i don’t know what the fuck happen to stan’s mind like why would you kill someone who save you two FUCKING times!!!

  • @Obsidian72
    @Obsidian72 4 роки тому +3

    Why cant lil' play the game properly sholdnt you teach her daddy kaif also teach stan how to stick it in for all of us

  • @bcdey84
    @bcdey84 4 роки тому +21

    First of all, this had me laughing so hard. Hearing Stan freak out feeds my soul.
    Secondly, I haven’t seen a WOW video from you guys in a minute. Kind of burnt out on it?

  • @gooseprime
    @gooseprime 4 роки тому +1

    megapatch 2 is out for scp. kaif needs to play it

  • @cameronmoore7201
    @cameronmoore7201 4 роки тому +3

    Stan’s about as slow as I am when I’m trying to comprehend a WoW video when I know nothing about it

  • @fatandhandsome4423
    @fatandhandsome4423 3 роки тому +3

    stan is like the type of the guy in the movies that shoots the good guy except the bad one

  • @randomhaydo8771
    @randomhaydo8771 4 роки тому +2

    8:00 best pickup line ever

  • @austinosborn3873
    @austinosborn3873 4 роки тому +5

    Stan is truly the 'Spergers king.

  • @chayseblackman2784
    @chayseblackman2784 4 роки тому +1

    kaif please make a video on july 29th that is my birth day and my family is poor so i can not go onto your stream and give you money plus i live in SC and i really have no friends here so a video on my birthday will make me be happy P.S.SCP SL hade a HUGEE UPDATE LAY IT

  • @hoaryu
    @hoaryu 4 роки тому +2

    Alright, I can't with Stan anymore. I used to defend him and just assume he was special or something. I'm all for Operation Baguette 24/7.

  • @SavouryGalette
    @SavouryGalette 2 роки тому +1

    "You better fucking save my life, yeah?"
    I don't think Stan understands what companionship is...

  • @Neon-zq5of
    @Neon-zq5of 4 роки тому +3

    Stan's stupidity never ceases to amaze.

  • @haremfcker6927
    @haremfcker6927 4 роки тому +1

    Yoooo

  • @idiom2805
    @idiom2805 4 роки тому +1

    I don't care how, I don't care who, and I don't care when, but please... can someone actually smack Stan?
    Just once.
    Just once...

  • @Hikumi016
    @Hikumi016 3 роки тому +1

    This is why stan is bad at being not only detective but also killer
    Like why the fuck would stan kill kaif if kaif saved him two times what the fuck

  • @Louis-hn5qv
    @Louis-hn5qv 4 роки тому +1

    Ah, Lily doing the bird box challenge at 15:35

  • @MitrueMorte
    @MitrueMorte 3 роки тому +3

    2:06
    "WHAT DO YA THINK I WAS GUNNA DO WITH THAT LETHAL STAN?!?"
    Stan:*flashbacks to all the other times*

  • @nyantend0
    @nyantend0 4 роки тому +8

    0:00
    “Blood missing!”
    *lights immediately turn off*

  • @faithyoung9958
    @faithyoung9958 4 роки тому +1

    Kaif I'll give you a hint, who ever calls out who drank blood first then their infected.

  • @citadel8373
    @citadel8373 4 роки тому +3

    90th comment!
    Nobody is gonna like this!

  • @spidery7618
    @spidery7618 4 роки тому +3

    Oh my god, Lily laughing at her own joke was the most adorable thing ever, it's like watching a 5-year old "stealing your nose" and then wheezing about it

  • @nabs3833
    @nabs3833 4 роки тому +3

    I like how they suspected stan even tho they know he is innocent 😂

  • @maxdeqtyarev8044
    @maxdeqtyarev8044 Рік тому +2

    Stan is a simp this video.

  • @steamedbunsandbeef
    @steamedbunsandbeef 4 роки тому +13

    I love that at 7:00 Lily stood there by the stairs and everyone was too focussed on the platform to notice her

  • @rehananasrin5674
    @rehananasrin5674 4 роки тому +1

    was Stan born on the highway because that's where accidents happen

  • @ikramjaafar3388
    @ikramjaafar3388 4 роки тому +1

    15.38 me trying to head to bed when there is blackout

  • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
    @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 4 роки тому +3

    I've missed Deceit.

  • @feltonfolder420
    @feltonfolder420 4 роки тому +1

    I got a Headache watching this.
    Mostly due to stan/lily yelling...
    Keep up the great video's kaif.

  • @MikeNoob101
    @MikeNoob101 3 роки тому +1

    That sounded so Herbert the Pervert
    3:52

  • @BoundToBeGaming
    @BoundToBeGaming 4 роки тому +2

    Love your vids kaif, keep up the good work man.

  • @l0f1_problems65
    @l0f1_problems65 4 роки тому +1

    kaif: now you will have to fucking save my life
    stan on 1:28 : *_peace was never an option_*
    me, after subscribing stan on youtube: yeah, no its stans fault he lost a subscriber,he deserves it

  • @Bublito
    @Bublito 4 роки тому +1

    ''Stupidity has reached its peak''
    I mean... Im pretty sure it's already over the roof around here.

  • @standoff2shitter199
    @standoff2shitter199 4 роки тому +3

    Alternate title: Stan has reached his limit

    • @Badeth1478
      @Badeth1478 4 роки тому

      Casuals r Nubs next deciet video: Stan overcome his limits to stupidity

  • @bborjon3542
    @bborjon3542 3 роки тому +1

    I’m pretty sure lil and Stan either hate everyone or they don’t know what makes someone trustworthy which makes them forget how trust is and it’s a cycle for stupid seen coming betrayals

  • @davidgutierrez6012
    @davidgutierrez6012 4 роки тому +1

    Stan logic he res me twice so i must kill

  • @alexanderdereklim6462
    @alexanderdereklim6462 4 роки тому +1

    kaif:cup of joe (randomly said it)
    lily:what cup of joe?
    kaif:cup of joe mamas a@s

  • @Kattosf00b
    @Kattosf00b 4 роки тому +1

    13:00' I dont even know how to talk' she said but kaif change it from subtitle talk to walk

  • @B0TFrosty
    @B0TFrosty 4 роки тому +1

    I still wonder how some of you manage to fall for the trick of saying "What was that?" while you transform to seem innocent

  • @onion4543
    @onion4543 4 роки тому +1

    Stan got tricked by lily,Also Kaif sing “Sucker for pain” from Imagine Dragons

  • @vgalathion
    @vgalathion 4 роки тому +1

    I have no idea why, but these kaif uploads just make me happy even if i have a shitty day. Thx daddy Kaiffuh

  • @DiscontinuedForNow215
    @DiscontinuedForNow215 4 роки тому

    12:59 ahA tYpO it saYs wAlk buT shE saId taLK

  • @ReshyShira
    @ReshyShira 4 роки тому +1

    Stan's got such a small brain, it's kinda amazing he can even use a computer.

  • @JustinHong94
    @JustinHong94 4 роки тому +1

    I love kaifu playing deceit with them, and the betrayal as well. KEKW

  • @DeepfriedChips
    @DeepfriedChips 3 роки тому +1

    Holy shit this video has 1m views

  • @emrecanozer3667
    @emrecanozer3667 4 роки тому +1

    the thing is that if they feel that they are in danger they do whatever to survive even if it kills them

  • @jaespect6726
    @jaespect6726 3 роки тому +1

    this is peak salt performance

  • @partyspartan7322
    @partyspartan7322 3 роки тому +1

    The cause of every loss In EVERY GAME IS STAN

  • @magnusalexandersson9587
    @magnusalexandersson9587 4 роки тому +1

    Finally new deceit video!

  • @dubewub7670
    @dubewub7670 4 роки тому +1

    Yea boi new kaif content from my favorite youtuber :)

  • @thespyyder3698
    @thespyyder3698 4 роки тому +1

    8 likes and 2 views?

  • @opticalduck2587
    @opticalduck2587 4 роки тому +1

    Stan is literally the puppet of the enemy, they keep using him to kill everyone else

  • @TheOne-gx9dc
    @TheOne-gx9dc 4 роки тому +1

    Lily is actually a angel 10:58

  • @milagroslegaspi3224
    @milagroslegaspi3224 3 роки тому +1

    Lily the blaming machine

  • @jkili4070
    @jkili4070 4 роки тому +1

    Kaif, where is the rest of “A Way Out”?

  • @justdoingodswork
    @justdoingodswork 4 роки тому +1

    5:54 when you're not good😂😂😂

  • @jackthejackass551
    @jackthejackass551 4 роки тому +1

    Lil:
    It’s kaif

  • @rockerknight25
    @rockerknight25 3 роки тому +3

    Videos like this are proof why Stan deserves every bit of bullying he gets. Not just the first clip, but Stan ALWAYS kills people with a lethal when he gets it.

  • @Voidspy92
    @Voidspy92 3 роки тому +1

    my brain hurts every time Stan does every action he does

  • @igniteomega9785
    @igniteomega9785 3 роки тому +1

    Soap trusted you 1:49

  • @ruslanahmetgareev992
    @ruslanahmetgareev992 4 роки тому

    You should try game called "barotrauma" in steam. It's about submarine and crew where someone (1 or more) may be traitors and receive messages to ruin the run for normal members. 3 up to 9-10 people can play it together( or just try to complete the mission, because some of them are really challenging).