Baywatching Nights: The Strike

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
  • Mitch becomes psychically connected to an alien child after being struck by lightning. Adidas.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 246

  • @qlipothian
    @qlipothian 2 роки тому +263

    The only child Mitch doesn't have an emotional connection with is his son.

    • @AllisonPregler
      @AllisonPregler  2 роки тому +68

      I'M DYINNNNNNGGG

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 2 роки тому +50

      Dad? Daaad. I’m cold and you changed the locks on the doors

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 2 роки тому +8

      the son he always wanted but never had........

    • @andersthecrow6588
      @andersthecrow6588 2 роки тому +8

      I wonder if Mitch still remembers to put out his pizza scraps for Hobie to eat when he is out on a case or does he just leave him with a blanket on the front step till he gets home who knows certainly not Mitch

    • @rodrolliv
      @rodrolliv 2 роки тому +20

      @@andersthecrow6588
      Mitch: I think I'm forgetting about something important
      Ryan: your son Hobie?
      Mitch: I said important

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 2 роки тому +165

    Hasselhoff being chased by a dumpster is a metaphor too obvious to be parsed.

  • @cloudstrife532220
    @cloudstrife532220 2 роки тому +111

    Mitch's Frog Hybrid Girlfriend was yesterday's news. It's all about Mitch's Electric Alien Son now.

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q 2 роки тому +12

      "I love my dead electric alien son!"

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +7

      @@user-lb9xw4xf2q He's not dead, he's visiting his mother!

  • @treatsntrinkets
    @treatsntrinkets 2 роки тому +40

    You ask why the cameraman is drunk, but the answer is obvious: he works on Baywatch Nights

  • @171QA
    @171QA 2 роки тому +28

    Mitch sure has a way of bonding with kids that aren’t Hobie.

  • @jacks7852
    @jacks7852 2 роки тому +47

    Imagine being the person at Adidas who approved them doing product placement in baywatch nights, and then having to explain that to your boss.

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +1

      Can't decide what is worse: Them teaming up with Ye or this product placement ...

  • @TooFatTooFurious
    @TooFatTooFurious 2 роки тому +51

    Can we all agree that David Hasselhoff being chased by a dumpster is an apt metaphor for this show?

    • @NobodyDrinksFromMyGal
      @NobodyDrinksFromMyGal 2 роки тому +2

      Just stick a Baywatch logo on the dumpster, and you've got the perfect metaphor for his career.

    • @kaybaumann4989
      @kaybaumann4989 2 роки тому +2

      True, but it would be more accurate if he just rolled down the street already in it.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Рік тому

      YES

  • @jamiethebadwitch4003
    @jamiethebadwitch4003 2 роки тому +59

    I was thinking Baywatch Nights wasn't quite as bizarre as I was expecting, but lo and behold this episode shows up to prove me wrong.

  • @PsychoWhite3
    @PsychoWhite3 2 роки тому +48

    Mitch really did forget about that alien abduction he saw in season 3 of normal Baywatch

    • @JesseWFDusk
      @JesseWFDusk 2 роки тому +3

      What?!

    • @CAMarino92
      @CAMarino92 2 роки тому +5

      @@JesseWFDusk yea, that actually happened on Baywatch proper...not that they reference it

    • @cloudstrife532220
      @cloudstrife532220 Місяць тому

      ​@@JesseWFDusk Strangers Among Us

  • @marcushead9985
    @marcushead9985 2 роки тому +42

    Deeply disappointed this episode wasn't about how collective action is a good thing and labor strikes are cool.

    • @jonathanwashington6083
      @jonathanwashington6083 2 роки тому

      Given how how cheap and exploitative the Baywatch franchise was, we'd know that episode would never happen. 😁

  • @rasmusdegn9690
    @rasmusdegn9690 2 роки тому +43

    5:29 i'm shocked that after those questions you didn't cut to Johnathan Frakes on Beyond Belief asking questions.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому

      I would have gone with that clip LOL

  • @KOTLIM
    @KOTLIM 2 роки тому +22

    I'd like to think Mitch still has a telepathic connection with Jake after the episode, if only because I think Mitch getting distracted by the alien talking in his head would make a good bit in standard Baywatch

  • @lidoeg2
    @lidoeg2 2 роки тому +22

    Wait, if Jake's family crashed here 6 years ago does that make THEM the aliens from that episode of Baywatch proper?

  • @TimTE01
    @TimTE01 2 роки тому +27

    Deep down, I will always wonder what Griff would say when he found out about aliens existing.
    Would it be a stoic ‘I’m Griff’ perhaps.

  • @hollyhobgoblin8838
    @hollyhobgoblin8838 2 роки тому +43

    "Has he experienced any kinesis or alpha waves?" I'm no scientist, but I automatically know that these terms don't mean what Baywatch Nights thinks they mean.

    • @Talisguy
      @Talisguy 2 роки тому +28

      "Has he experienced any kind of unusual brain activity? Any kind of kinesis?" is particularly funny. "Kinesis" refers to cellular activity or movement. If you're not "experiencing kinesis", you're brain dead.
      You heard it here, folks. Being brain dead is Mitch's default state of mind. In canon.

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 2 роки тому +7

      @@Talisguy Brain death is the legal death, the "you are definitely 100% not coming back. And if you somehow do, that only means the doctor who pronounced you brain dead suck at their job."
      .....So does that mean Mitch will be revealed to be a zombie on Baywatch Nights?? 🤔

  • @kingvulturo
    @kingvulturo 2 роки тому +18

    Fun fact! That dumpster was the birth place of Eddie! His desperate desire to be loved by father figure Mitch is the real source of it chasing him when he got too close to it.

  • @bronco5591
    @bronco5591 2 роки тому +6

    "going home" was code for "going to live with the Pelican Man"

  • @marcherwitch9811
    @marcherwitch9811 2 роки тому +4

    "ryan...it's terrible! they want me to do facial expressions other than smarm or dull surprise!"

  • @nirman423
    @nirman423 2 роки тому +15

    When normal lifeguard Mitch Von-Malibu was struck with lightning he gain the superhuman power to eat red meat faster then anyone becoming The Muncher, the world's hungriest man.

  • @AussieDragoon
    @AussieDragoon 2 роки тому +45

    Truly the only way for Mitch to defeat an alien with explosion and electric powers is by becoming on with his own element, THE MIGHTY SEA! Please tell me this series ends with Mitch ascending to his true form as a water elemental.

    • @rodrolliv
      @rodrolliv 2 роки тому +13

      Surely you mean an A&W Cream Soda elemental

    • @gerjanm7648
      @gerjanm7648 2 роки тому +3

      Episode prediction: Mitch meets a genie, who is defeated by being trapped in a A W soda can and throw into the sea

    • @michaellangwaller
      @michaellangwaller 2 роки тому

      They could have worked the water element better as putting it near the ocean and the protective spirits\gia of Earth took day alien dad. No, i am expecting too much from the show.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 2 роки тому +74

    You know this show is gonna have to try really hard to top "Kermit the Frog Woman"

    • @Tbm998
      @Tbm998 2 роки тому +1

      Ohhh, we’ve not got to the demonic possession episode yet…

    • @andersthecrow6588
      @andersthecrow6588 2 роки тому +1

      @@Tbm998 ooh thats right but will Mitch truly get over his frog creature girlfreind

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому

      I don't know if the attack of the garbage bin counts or not

  • @AndrewLuke
    @AndrewLuke 2 роки тому +19

    05:25 British Film Institute dumpster?
    Fave quotes: 'There is no angle that can't be dutched' and 'All roads lead to a warehouse'. We need that Nights 2 choose-your-own-adventure book.

  • @lotus-prince
    @lotus-prince 2 роки тому +14

    I love how this show keeps trying to exist in the regular Baywatch universe, even though Nights has constant supernatural stuff happening, and regular Baywatch doesn't. Though, actually, now that I think about it, even regular Baywatch had ghosts at some point? I don't even know which universe to believe anymore.

    • @comsubpac
      @comsubpac 2 роки тому +5

      Don't forget the Alien Abduction...
      Thinking about it, Mitch might be the real father of the alien kid.

    • @lotus-prince
      @lotus-prince 2 роки тому

      @@comsubpac Oh, man, that's wild. :-D

  • @hexreviews
    @hexreviews 2 роки тому +9

    Wow, Mitch caught an electric psychic type! I thought the only one was Alolan Raichu

  • @dunes8817
    @dunes8817 2 роки тому +25

    I wish the show would have more fun with its bizarreness. Like actually lean more into the weird and play around with it.

    • @jonhufford6980
      @jonhufford6980 2 роки тому +3

      Seeing how they went this far, they should have went full on outer limits monster action..

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff 2 роки тому +13

    You know, this kid and his plethora of dads gives me more.... "heaven's gate" energy than "alien" energy...
    Edit: _The ending backs this up far too well!_

  • @gilpomerantz9249
    @gilpomerantz9249 2 роки тому +14

    Jake had to go, his planet needs him. (Note: Jake died on the way back to his home planet)

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
    @TommyDeonauthsArchives 2 роки тому +7

    I can see it now! Mitch makes a family with Frog Woman and adopt Alien teen as their kid.

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola 2 роки тому +26

    Back to back baywatching? Allison is delivering the goods.
    And if Hobie 5 has a psychic bond with Mitch, then what powers will the next Hobies gain 🤔?

    • @HenshinHeroesMedia
      @HenshinHeroesMedia 2 роки тому

      Which one is hobie 5? Thought psychic kid was 4. I know about the 2 hobies on regular baywatch and the girl. So who is 4 and 5?

    • @LaNoLaCola
      @LaNoLaCola 2 роки тому

      @@HenshinHeroesMedia it goes: hobie 2 is Jeremy Jackson Hobie, hobie 3 is Joey - Street orphan con artist/the daughter from thunder in paradise, hobie 4 is the Japanese girl from code of silence in baywatch nights season 1, and hobie 5 is Jake the alien boy here

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 2 роки тому +13

    A double B Baywatching week!

  • @nicks1451
    @nicks1451 2 роки тому +2

    Riffing Baywatch is like an appetizer but riffing Baywatch Nights is the savory entree.

  • @DouglasJohnson.
    @DouglasJohnson. 2 роки тому +3

    Glenda: "Why Jake, you've had the power to return home, all along..."

  • @laragallahue7127
    @laragallahue7127 2 роки тому +9

    Batwatch nights is insane. But I love it seriously this feels like mad libs.

  • @ptittannique5621
    @ptittannique5621 2 роки тому +7

    Oh my goodness--the only thing Mitch von Malibu was missing were telepathetic powers!

  • @lilpage7528
    @lilpage7528 2 роки тому +1

    Two baywatchings in two days?? Allison you're spoiling us

  • @pengwin_
    @pengwin_ 2 роки тому +1

    for some reason, Teeg saying "Nooooo!" made me laugh, like, okay so now all of a sudden he's this Morally Grey character or something? What??? "Nooo! My first Alien! Damn you Mitch Buchanan!!!"

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 2 роки тому +3

    Honestly, the cameraman being drunk was one of the more realistic parts of the episode.

  • @karahughes7074
    @karahughes7074 2 роки тому +2

    And thus with Jake's knowledge of Adidas shoeboxes, and Mitch's heart of a Japanese Warrior they walked happily into the sunset...

  • @fatimagic1365
    @fatimagic1365 2 роки тому +4

    i'm catching up on videos from this channel and i'm consistently floored by allison's writing. "his burger-filled grave" took me out 😂💀. one of my favorite channels on youtube.

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice 2 роки тому +11

    Mitch's ego knows no bounds, as demonstrated here. It's always about him. BTW: still numb hearing the guy who wrote this was up for an Emmy. Tell me it wasn't for this.😭

    • @AllisonPregler
      @AllisonPregler  2 роки тому +5

      No, it was not for this lol

    • @gerjanm7648
      @gerjanm7648 2 роки тому +1

      Of course it was!

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 2 роки тому

      @@gerjanm7648 Meanwhile the FPS Episode of The X-Files won an Emmy.

    • @dunes8817
      @dunes8817 2 роки тому

      @@TimTE01 Voyager's Threshold also won an Emmy.

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 2 роки тому +1

      As Mitch once said: "the male ego is a disease"

  • @zachnzxt7203
    @zachnzxt7203 2 роки тому +2

    When I was a kid I used to watch Baywatch Nights and I enjoyed it. It was a lot like , Poltergeist: The Legacy, The Outer Limits and The X Files, but with good Ole Mitch Buchannon. TV in those days was the best.

  • @christopherjones5446
    @christopherjones5446 2 роки тому +1

    My money is on “some guy” being our own Eddie Dean. SHAWNEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • @gerjanm7648
    @gerjanm7648 2 роки тому +4

    Double Baywatchinh?! We're not worthy! ❤

  • @Megakzilla
    @Megakzilla 2 роки тому +5

    It’s amazing that they didn’t have the sense to link this to that episode of regular baywatch, which is in the baywatching playlist under the title strangers among us I think?

    • @AllisonPregler
      @AllisonPregler  2 роки тому +4

      different aliens, clearly. unless...?

    • @kramermariav
      @kramermariav 2 роки тому +2

      They can barely manage normal continuity, don't start doing tie ins!

  • @angiea3843
    @angiea3843 2 роки тому +6

    I remember my dad watching this show on television when I was a kid and thinking, as a 5 year old, that it was the stupidest thing ever.

  • @dobb7101
    @dobb7101 2 роки тому +2

    Ryan must have a HUGE life insurance policy on Mitch with how little she cares about his rash behavior.

  • @cpkgrownup9496
    @cpkgrownup9496 Рік тому +2

    You had me at Mitch gets struck by lightening.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Рік тому +1

      Come for Mitch getting struck by lightning. Stay for Mitch getting chased by a dumpster

  • @SECONDQUEST
    @SECONDQUEST 2 роки тому +1

    "I'm from up there."
    "Okay."

  • @carriecrayon7277
    @carriecrayon7277 2 роки тому +1

    This episode is giving me Future War vibes and I’m HERE for it

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX 2 роки тому +2

      Not nearly enough Daniel Bernhardt or dinosaurs.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому

      (crumples up paper) THAT'S IT
      MITCH VON MALIBU: THE GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT KHARACTER

  • @fangjokerLS
    @fangjokerLS 2 роки тому +3

    Some people stand in the ocean. Afraid to step into the lightning.

  • @Djinsin
    @Djinsin 2 роки тому +1

    I will never not be amused by and love the way Alison says "nefarious"

  • @distance7721
    @distance7721 2 роки тому +1

    Baywatching is what keeps me going through rough times

  • @ewarwoowar9938
    @ewarwoowar9938 2 роки тому +1

    Hasselhoff being chased down an alleyway by a dumpster really is the perfect visual metaphor for this show.

  • @TraineeHero
    @TraineeHero 2 роки тому +1

    That alien could do with some moustache growing tips from Newmie.

  • @jennieholmstedt
    @jennieholmstedt 2 роки тому +3

    I love these videos !! I found this site early in the pandemic in 2020, I was home , bored and pregnant so these were a lifesaver 😊!

  • @OldSchoolCurt
    @OldSchoolCurt 2 роки тому +1

    Burger filled grave!!! lol that needs to on a shirt!

  • @ralphyetmore
    @ralphyetmore 2 роки тому +1

    I've never laughed so hard seeing someone get thrown off a building. The Hoff is just that entertaining.

  • @tomsenior7405
    @tomsenior7405 2 роки тому +3

    This made me laugh so much. I almost wish I had heard of Baywatch Nights sooner, almost. Cheers Allison, great job.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Рік тому +1

    I'd watch a sitcom of Mitch, his frog hybrid girlfriend, and his electric alien son

  • @kovulover
    @kovulover 2 роки тому +2

    The fact that Mitch doesn't spend the rest of the series with badass lightning scars that magically disappear during Vanilla Baywatch fills me with a whistful sense of loss

  • @boraxkid1097
    @boraxkid1097 2 роки тому +2

    That dumpster shot is just BEGGING to be the next great meme template

  • @henrygvidonas9573
    @henrygvidonas9573 2 роки тому +2

    _"The boy needs me!"_ That's how you know Mitch isn't referring to Hobie.
    Hobie is with his mother - on that beautiful farm upstate playing "Street Fighter II", drinking A&W Cream Soda, and slathering sunscreen on 30-year-old topless women all day. Hobie's at peace, no more tears and sorrow. Hush now. There, there, it's okay...

  • @BigKubowski
    @BigKubowski 2 роки тому +1

    I can't wait for Allison's reaction to constantly changing dutch angles in later episodes, I got slight vertigo but it was worth it.

  • @GendoPrime
    @GendoPrime 2 роки тому

    ahhhh, the perfect cure for a horrible work day.

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 2 роки тому +1

    Imagining being psychically connected to Hasselhoff Mitch...SO MANY BURGERS AND MEATS

  • @ClockworkBard
    @ClockworkBard 2 роки тому +1

    You act as if characters suddenly changing actors and frequent absurd disasters aren't just another day in the life of Mitch.

  • @lordmontymord8701
    @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +2

    Well i love that Teague really wants to catch these 👽 with huge psychic powers, but how many people does he bring to his secret laboratory? Only Ryan ... maybe it isn't that important after all.
    Or he works for the same organization that tried to catch the Predator in the second movie. After they lost so many people in that fight and the Predator was killed by a simple police detective, they decided that outsourcing might be a better option. So now they hire p.i.'s to investigate - they can do what an elite group of soldiers can't!

  • @cfytcf
    @cfytcf 2 роки тому +3

    I thought you were done with Baywatch: Nights... little did I know this atrocity existed.

  • @GrandArchPriestOfTheAlgorithm
    @GrandArchPriestOfTheAlgorithm 2 роки тому +1

    The Church of the Algorithm officially certifies this video in the ones and zeroes of The Recommending Holiness.

  • @maugos
    @maugos 2 роки тому +2

    I love the cheapness.
    How do we make it look like the alien kid saves Mitch from crashing into the ground? Just have Hasselhoff hold his upper half above the ground in the camera. Oh man, we saved so much money with that "effect."

  • @unclegumbald989
    @unclegumbald989 2 роки тому +1

    Huh. I never knew “Abraxas” had a Made-for-TV-tie-in-with-Baywatch-Nights-episode sequel starring Jesse the DadBod Ventura! 🧐

  • @allye9865
    @allye9865 2 роки тому +2

    What a wild ride this one was

  • @42neddy
    @42neddy 2 роки тому +2

    thank you so much for continuing this madness holy hell

  • @carveylover
    @carveylover 2 роки тому

    Two baywatch videos twice in the same week! Two days in a row! Lucky me.

  • @GlenLentz
    @GlenLentz 2 роки тому +1

    I love it that you cover these old obscure shows. My brain almost forgot about Baywatch Nights forever until you brought it up. My Dad and I used to make fun of this show all the time and couldn't understand why and how it even came into existence.

  • @karahughes7074
    @karahughes7074 2 роки тому +2

    Ooooh...squeee! I've been waiting for these two episodes forever! Don't stop Alison, you brighten up my day!

  • @zutronius
    @zutronius 2 роки тому +3

    These have been great! Thank you for putting them out.

  • @michaelpytel3280
    @michaelpytel3280 2 роки тому +1

    At least Bald Mustache Alien is less annoying than Piper. The story kind of reminds me of the movie Phenomenon with John Travolta (1996) or maybe Powder with Jeff Goldblum (1995).

  • @h3rnux944
    @h3rnux944 2 роки тому +1

    Only thing missing is Kitt telling Mitch he is not really Mitch but Michael dreaming to be a Baywatch

  • @dgambo1985
    @dgambo1985 2 роки тому +1

    Oh hell yea! I’ve just re started baywatch. On episode 4 now and was thinking.. dam I miss baywatching! It might be nights but near enough is good enough!

  • @nemothenobody7859
    @nemothenobody7859 2 роки тому +1

    Alien, psychic powers and lightning strikes, Bistro Nights is back!

  • @Mara999
    @Mara999 2 роки тому +1

    The Nights ending theme kinda sounds like music from an old video game menu.

  • @sheepheadsez2229
    @sheepheadsez2229 2 роки тому +1

    Mitch is an extremely complicated cheeseburger wrapped in 80's hunky chest hair.

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX 2 роки тому +2

    I wonder if these aliens are closer to the Sparklefarts or the Squiddlydoos...

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому

    Mitch meets an alien! I'm so excited!
    0:39 Love it
    Jesse Ventura being an alien makes the most sense out of anything in this show
    David Hasslehoff being pursued by a Dumpster is like the perfect visual metaphor for this show. I wish the whole episode was about Mitch being stalked by a killer trash bin
    My Two Evil Alien Dads is my favorite tv show
    Mitch getting tossed off a building is about as funny as Eyebrows falling off that cliff in Hawaii. That is to say I had to pause to laugh my ass off
    Aliens vulnerable to water keep landing here. They're so stupid

  • @crithon
    @crithon 2 роки тому

    sigh, will mitch ever get his burger spaceship?
    I died of laughter with all your jokes. Just reminded of that era in television, Xfiles was hot and this was all sort of bizarre saturday morning show..... I never understood why this show never played in the evening. Like I'd catch on at 11 am.

  • @jacklegend5798
    @jacklegend5798 2 роки тому

    This show was wild.

  • @CoMCPranks
    @CoMCPranks 2 роки тому +1

    Another long day and another treat from your channel. I still cannot believe you have had me vested in these silly 90s nonsense for so many years :P

  • @adamcammack3534
    @adamcammack3534 2 роки тому +2

    Honestly as much as X files is more respectable for not doing it I'd kill to see a crossover with baywatch nights to see Mulder in a suit only with shorts and sandals and Scully being completely done with Mitchs bullshit it would basically be that simpsons episode with Mitch as Homer

  • @Aeonova
    @Aeonova 2 роки тому

    It is 2 PM in the afternoon and this hits... a little bit too hard. Bless you for going through these. The "what the f is this" is strong with this episode.

  • @ShinGallon
    @ShinGallon 2 роки тому

    Two Baywatching eps in as many days? It must be Christmas!

  • @Arella17
    @Arella17 2 роки тому +5

    I'm still sure why anyone thought adding the supernatural into a spinoff of a show about lifeguards that marketed itself using slow-mo bouncing breasts would be a good idea.

  • @JoeWritesThis
    @JoeWritesThis 2 роки тому

    Great episode! Does anyone else think the alien kid looks like Tom Holland? ^_^

  • @TraineeHero
    @TraineeHero 2 роки тому +3

    Mitch, what the hell are you doing? You can't get struck by lightning unless you're holding some form of product placement, I thought everybody knew that!

  • @JesseWFDusk
    @JesseWFDusk 2 роки тому

    I think the idea with Dad Ventura's death was that catching an alien off-guard with water short-circuits him, like dropping an active hairdryer in a bath.

  • @SkylineStanza
    @SkylineStanza 2 роки тому +1

    THE RETURN OF TEAGUE

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Рік тому

      And he's even more underwhelming and wooden than ever deemed possible.
      We all know Allison likes Dorian Gregory, but he just sucks donkey appendages on "Baywatch Nights". His attempts to act "mysterious", "profound", and "threatening" on this show are beyond comical. He's about as menacing as a 12-year-old with asthma and as mysterious as a flyer for a pizza delivery you've never heard of before, in your mailbox. He makes Griff look like a badass in comparison.
      Just because nothing about him is ever explained, doesn't mean he's interesting. They should have kept Garner and made "Teague" mysterious phone calls to Mitch - or written notes the lead characters find in their office, under the wipers of their cars, or on their bathroom mirrors. Don't even explain if it's one person or an entire organisation that contacts the BuchBrideBee agency. Have one episode in which the leads decide to simply ignore the orders and make that have consequences like their bank accounts suddenly being empty. Or the licenses for their business get revoked with bogus justifications that are impossible for them to disprove and an inextricable bureaucracy has them run around in a Kafkaesque nightmare. Maybe a SWAT team suddenly surrounds "Nights" for seemingly no reason while they're discussing something in the office. Or Mitch gets run off the road by an unmarked car with tinted windows. As soon as they follow the orders again, the punishments stop or get undone. Make their monster hunting and paranormal investigations motivated by fear.
      I don't know, _anything_ but Dorian Gregory staring into the middle distance as if he just had a stroke and doing a "Samantha Morris" (from "Vampire Assassin") impression.

  • @anionhero
    @anionhero 2 роки тому

    Hilarious as always. Your tag line for this series of videos is Nights are never going to be funnier. LOL.

  • @doughnuthead8757
    @doughnuthead8757 2 роки тому +1

    Mitch's burps give me life.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому

    Dumpsters will never be the same

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому

      I love Teague's big "NOOOOOO" . it's like it's summing up Dorian Gregory's experience on Charmed

  • @iangraham9988
    @iangraham9988 Рік тому

    The “father” has the Innsmouth look