0:08 “Abandon Reason know only war!” 1:11 “I will burn this planet to a cinder.” 1:25 “You deserve nothing!” 1:27 “I will not be denied!” 1:30 “Pain is meaningless to me.” 1:46 “you are weak and you are mine!” 2:24 “I hunger for real enemies!” 2:34 “Fool!” 3:31 “No no, I will never yield!” 6:03 “Stay my hand again and you may lose yours.” 6:16 “Skulls for the skull throne!” 7:10 “Striking me is a plea for death!” 7:12 “Touch me and perish!” 8:16 “To Khorne with you demon!” 8:59 “Blood for the Blood God!” 9:22 “You can not fell me so easily pestilent one!” 9:31 “I have a cure for your plague bearer.” 9:43 “EVEN GODS MAY DIE!” 10:12 “Fall and die!” 10:26 “Join the rest of your species in the grave.” 10:36 “The prism burns but I endure!” 11:17 “Just die!” 11:58 “Pathetic creatures.” 12:00 “Can you weaklings not fight any better.” 12:21 “You fight for nothing. YOU ARE NOTHING!” 13:02 “Even dead you cannot see the truth.” 13:24 “I will see you dead, brother.” 13:40 “Every tyranid dies!” 14:19 “Cursed xeno mine!”
Why do Chaos Lords hate barrels so? I have a mental image of a mob of Chaos Lords in the original Donkey Kong, incinerating barrels as they quickly get up through the level. When they get to the top they brutally sacrifice both Peach and Donkey Kong to the Dark Gods, then warp away laughing maniacally as the Inquisition descends on Mario's planet for a fiery Exterminatus.
Thanks for uploading these. Since then I have made Space Marine, Ork and now Chaos Lord voices for worms world party. They actually work pretty well in that game, provided you choose the right clips.
Can we get a dropbox or something of all the voice clip files? Or at least a how-to on how to get them manually? I want some of these as my ring/text tones.
It's always amused me to think many of these lines are very fitting for household cats. 1:11 “I will burn thish planet to a chinder.” 5:02 "Do not preshume to command me." 5:04 "Take me to them that I may render judgemennnt" 7:12 “Touch me and perissh!” 10:26 “Join the resht of your shpecies in the grave.” 11:58 “Pathetic creaturesh.”
"No protection is eternal!"
"My armor is eternal, shield or no!"
Uh...
"It's chaos I ain't gotta explain shit"
Clearly not a Tzeetch-worshiper....
"Knowledge above all brothers!"
CHAAOOOOSS!!!1
"Pain is my ally, let me show you!"
"Pain is meaningless to me!"
Hmm... Sanity is for the weak, I guess.
"ABANDON REASON! KNOW ONLY WAR!"
2:26 "Destroy that barell, it offends me" 3m high kiling machine champion in the service of the dak gods is offended by a bareel
Perhaps they sexually identify as Chaos Lords, their pronouns are "Lord" and "Lord," and their triggers include the Emperor and barrels?
Perhaps he's talking about a Dreadnought... or a tank.
Wait...
Carron !? Is that you ?! 8/
METAL BAWKSES !
METHUL BARRULS?
Could have been worse, could've been METAL BOAXES.
0:08 “Abandon Reason know only war!”
1:11 “I will burn this planet to a cinder.”
1:25 “You deserve nothing!”
1:27 “I will not be denied!”
1:30 “Pain is meaningless to me.”
1:46 “you are weak and you are mine!”
2:24 “I hunger for real enemies!”
2:34 “Fool!”
3:31 “No no, I will never yield!”
6:03 “Stay my hand again and you may lose yours.”
6:16 “Skulls for the skull throne!”
7:10 “Striking me is a plea for death!”
7:12 “Touch me and perish!”
8:16 “To Khorne with you demon!”
8:59 “Blood for the Blood God!”
9:22 “You can not fell me so easily pestilent one!”
9:31 “I have a cure for your plague bearer.”
9:43 “EVEN GODS MAY DIE!”
10:12 “Fall and die!”
10:26 “Join the rest of your species in the grave.”
10:36 “The prism burns but I endure!”
11:17 “Just die!”
11:58 “Pathetic creatures.”
12:00 “Can you weaklings not fight any better.”
12:21 “You fight for nothing. YOU ARE NOTHING!”
13:02 “Even dead you cannot see the truth.”
13:24 “I will see you dead, brother.”
13:40 “Every tyranid dies!”
14:19 “Cursed xeno mine!”
Russian Badger brought me here.
"ABANDON REASON KNOW ONLY WAR!!!"
Whenever there's arguing about who's the best girl in anime!
Best girl is the fat ugly gay gremling thing from Zelda, Tingle. FACE ME AND DIE
Mmm DESPAIR FOR I AM THE END OF WEEBSSS!
Discount Disco its speedwagon the community decided a few years ago
@@viracocha6093 that isn't what autism is.
@@viracocha6093 autism, to be summed up in short, is mostly just social awkwardness.
9:43 is the best part
0:08 Only war
I HUNGER FOR REAL ENEMIES!!! DESTROY THAT BARREL!!!
IT OFFENDS ME!!! CRUSH THAT!!!
EVEN GODS MAY DIE! 9:43
No Protection Is Eternal!
My Armor Is Eternal!
Logical conclusion:
My Armor Offers No Protection!
+Chromodar armor is eternal but its protection not eternal i.e when breached.
@NexusElite GOD DAMN IT NEXUS
1:14-1:51 Basically the this is best pick-up lines ever written.
6:15 "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
8:59 "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!"
Milk for the Khorne flakes?
Of course! You can't have the Khorne Flakes without milk.
List of Khornate Massacres, this list is incomplete; you can help by EXPANDING IT!!! (TheRussianBadger and gang, colorised April 2019)
@@strikerecho2592 FOR KHORNE!
Someone should make a meme about barrels offending Chaos Lords; perhaps in the same vein as Caron being afraid of Metal Boxes.
8:59 *"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!"*
6:15 *"SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!"*
9:43 *"EVEN GODS MAY DIIIEEEE!!!!!"*
UGH! BLAH! ARGH! YAAGH! AAAGH! YAAARGGH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! HYEARGGH!! MHGGHRRR! UUH!... MY MIGHT KNOW NO BOUNDS!
Yes, absolutely.
Me on gym.
11:34 is how I will feel playing shadow of war
"Why does anything think I can be killed?!" - Me after dying a few hundred times
"DESTROY THAT BARREL! It Offends me!"
Pewds comfirmed Chaos lord.
Addict You are a gem of the past, never change.
“Pain is my ally, let me show you!”
“Pain is meaningless to me!”
Pain: 😢
Why do Chaos Lords hate barrels so? I have a mental image of a mob of Chaos Lords in the original Donkey Kong, incinerating barrels as they quickly get up through the level. When they get to the top they brutally sacrifice both Peach and Donkey Kong to the Dark Gods, then warp away laughing maniacally as the Inquisition descends on Mario's planet for a fiery Exterminatus.
They remind them of METAL BAWKSES!
As much as I like Steve Blum I prefered the calmer Eliphas from Dark Crusade
Arthion "take me to them... that I may render judgment."
nope
this feels like 70% a version of Eliphas
wrong
Yeah me too.
He was so chilling and sinister.
"I will not forget this!"
"Another day then."
lol
1:30 "PAIN IS MEANINGLESS TO ME"
EVEN GODS MAY DIE!!!
"No protection is eternal."
right after
"My armor is eternal."
lol
i would buy an Chaos Space Marine action figure if we would quote this
"Stay my hand again and you will LOSE yours."
Stain
It's nice to see that chaos lord voice wasn't downgraded or it was even upgraded in its transition to retribution!
0:08 Abandon Reason. Know Only War.
Their voice is so sweet and turns utterly terrifying when he raises it.
B A D A S S
ABANDON REASON! KNOW ONLY WAR!
WHY DOES ANYTHING THINK I CAN BE KILLED!?!?!
5:27 “You ordered mustard?!”
from 3:57 to 4:15 he pukes worst than the left 4 dead boomer :D
I just wanted him saying blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne and I got this
00:19- "No protection is eternal!"
00:21- "My armor is eternal!"
Destroy that barrel! It offends me >:(
This is when starscream starts to worship chaos.
Just Steve Blum being Steve Blum.
this needs to be a soundboard
I kind of wish that Araghast's voice actor had done these voices. He just had a more fitting Chaos Lord voice.
0:08
6:16
9:44
8:59
We need a video of a Chaos Lord destroying a barrel for being offensive.
Would love to have a Chaos Space Marine action figure that uses those quotes
looking glass - kaoss edge
7:22 to 7:25 is perfect
3:46 Slaanesh approves!
he got too close with a demonette
Thanks for uploading these. Since then I have made Space Marine, Ork and now Chaos Lord voices for worms world party. They actually work pretty well in that game, provided you choose the right clips.
I love Steve Blum's voice.
He sounds exactly like starscream from tfp but more demonic
...of course, nearly anything could offend Chaos Lord Blum and he would come to attack the barrels. JUST. BECAUSE. THEY. WERE. THERE.
Even thought this is BLOODY six years old, I get the reference you were making.
3:16 - It will be Mine!
3:18 - It is "ours" now. (Chaos communism intensifies)
"That's LORD Steve Blum The Inheritor to you!"
Yeah, this is Mister Blum himself.. The King of Anime...
toonami, Dempsey, holy shit Steves everywhere isnt he?
@@Crystal-dl9ks And Star Wars.
And transformers
All I can heir is starscream from to prim and it makes me laugh
Starscream was reborn as a Space Marine.
I searched for Araghast's voice lines but got only Eliphas. Does Araghast not have his own set of voice lines?
I pranked a spam caller with this
Lmao!
*The ground trembles at every step.*
Kaoss Edge bruh
YO LAWD AND MASTA
"Cast your eyes upon me, and despair!"
"What do you want?"
"YOUR LORD AND MASTER!"
O.o I'll go get him.....
"The Tyrant dies today"!
First words of revolution.
DESTROY THAT BARREL! It offends me.
The Araghast voice lines were delivered with more gravitas.
That's Steve Blum
Everyone else hears Chaos Lord, I hear Starscream.
hello OPN fans ',:^J
+サラヹンナイジル hahaha ayyy ;)
2:26 - "Destroy that barrel!"
2:28 - "It offends me."
Ayo Bruva uploaded best version of this
STARSCREAM TFP
@DAGET1234 My classmates decided to troll me so they disliked all my videos ._.
Will you ever post Eldar quotes ? We are indesperate lack of xenos shitting their pants at Chaos !
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Steven Blum?... Voice of Rexxar from Warcraft 3? ... Oghren from Dragon Age?... Orochimaru from Naruto?...
imagine how hilarious it would be if you would replace Oghren's quotes with this in Dragon Age :D
2:26 Lol I think PewDiePie would get along with this guy. "DESTROY THAT BARREL!" xD
“Destroy that barrel!!! It offends me...”
'Destroy that barrel! It offends me.'
Is this the same voice actor as star scream from prime?
Oh my god
Can confirm.
Here is my benediction!
Captions: Here is my invitation!
5:33 "Do Not Trifle With Me, Worm!" Impatient prick, much?
"Chaos lord will remember this"
Steve Blum the great chaos lord
4:37
Cylindrical geometrical figures gives us rustled jimmies.
Someone needs to do a parody of Amon from The Legend of Korra with these voices.
(Takes away bending.) THIS ONE HAS STOPPED WORKING I THINK.
"destroy that barrel, it offends me." 2:27
“ABANDONED REASON, KNOW ONLY WAR!”
Steve blum would make a good chaos lord. If he could pull off a convincing English accent though.
it was a really ugly barrel!
Strange, some of the voices are Eliphas, and some of them are Araghast.
6:15 8:59 your're welcome
khorne and nurgle bloood for the blood god hahahahahhahaha plague for nurgle all will fall before them
9:43
Can we get a dropbox or something of all the voice clip files? Or at least a how-to on how to get them manually? I want some of these as my ring/text tones.
Damn offensive barrels.
3:49 - 4:53 - CL has unfortunate encounter with Slannesh.
guest every chaos lord got to hate something one hated metal bawks and this one hates offensive barrels
1:51 Begone, fools!
Yes, Mr.Chaos T.
It's always amused me to think many of these lines are very fitting for household cats.
1:11 “I will burn thish planet to a chinder.”
5:02 "Do not preshume to command me."
5:04 "Take me to them that I may render judgemennnt"
7:12 “Touch me and perissh!”
10:26 “Join the resht of your shpecies in the grave.”
11:58 “Pathetic creaturesh.”
Blum Lord!
pewdiepie as a chaos lord
Meet the Lord Steve Blum the Inheritor