Foreskin Follies

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  • Опубліковано 1 бер 2024
  • Here's an update of a classic, and a terrific Bible story for the kids!

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  • @wtf1185
    @wtf1185 3 місяці тому +64

    I'm a 72 YO son of a Southern Baptist preacher and I approve this message. It wasn't easy growing up a doubter in 1950's & 60's south Alabama, yet here I am approx. 6 decades later still godless, still happy and carefree. I'm estimating I was ten, maybe younger when I realized I was being fed a crock of 💩

    • @InformationIsTheEdge
      @InformationIsTheEdge 3 місяці тому +5

      Wow! That's quite a way to grow up. Religion was so BORING when I was a kid and it was so very rarely ever a topic in my house, I cannot imagine growing it with it constantly being force fed to me like you were.

    • @bertrandrussell894
      @bertrandrussell894 3 місяці тому +4

      Same here for me. I just couldn't believe it from when I very first heard it. I want to say I was seven at the time. Maybe a bit older bit not by much .
      Quite how adults buy into it is beyond me.

    • @vestafreyja
      @vestafreyja 3 місяці тому +2

      @@bertrandrussell894 A possible reason is that significant number of Theists have not read the Bible cover to cover.

    • @roblena7977
      @roblena7977 3 місяці тому +5

      I am so freaking embarrassed with how long I held on...

  • @stevenaustin4591
    @stevenaustin4591 3 місяці тому +54

    why doesnt the Bible have a Parental Advisory sticker on it like the CDs in the 90s and 00s?

    • @Puckoon2002
      @Puckoon2002 3 місяці тому +3

      Because ... ... 🤔... ... err ... ... 🤔... ... Tradition? 😄🙂😉

  • @mintx1720
    @mintx1720 3 місяці тому +4

    Foreskins, the perfect gift for every occasion!

  • @ottonormalverbrauch3794
    @ottonormalverbrauch3794 3 місяці тому +21

    I'm so happy to see a prayer app ad before this video. It assures me that the advertizing money will probably go to waste for the most part

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 3 місяці тому +14

    Now I know what to get my dad for father's day.

  • @pilgrimpater
    @pilgrimpater 3 місяці тому +35

    And there you have it. The origins of calamari and onion rings.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 3 місяці тому +13

    It's weird. They somehow managed to warp this to sound normal, but what really got to me was years later reading the *last* parts of King David's story. When he's gloating relentlessly about the years and years of bloody conquest he did afterwards. This was a man who *loved* murder more than anything else, and assumed God must love murder just as much because he kept being able to do it without consequences all the way to his deathbed.
    "God is love." What a joke.

  • @juba9575
    @juba9575 3 місяці тому +9

    I have missed your animation videos! Fantastic one!

  • @ConservativeSatanist666
    @ConservativeSatanist666 3 місяці тому +13

    This is grossly hilarious 😂

  • @roblena7977
    @roblena7977 3 місяці тому +5

    I kind of feel a great deal of shame with how long it took me to realize how dumb i was. But this channel helps teach me to laugh at myself.

  • @crazyprayingmantis5596
    @crazyprayingmantis5596 3 місяці тому +12

    Not the thumbnail image you want to see when you're in line at the butcher.

  • @Troubleshooter125
    @Troubleshooter125 3 місяці тому +2

    Been *WAY TOO LONG* since you did one of these, Seth, and it's great to see you back in form! Many thanks!

  • @HumanABC
    @HumanABC 3 місяці тому +5

    have to update sharing the earlier one. Glad I caught this! Thanks for the upload!

  • @911jdc
    @911jdc 3 місяці тому +4

    Outstanding!!

  • @ilovepdub
    @ilovepdub 3 місяці тому +5

    Oh goodie I jumped on UA-cam at the perfect time. I had to click when I saw the channel and a posted video from a minute ago

  • @DAYBROK3
    @DAYBROK3 3 місяці тому +5

    was the narrator betty bowers americas best christian tm? it sure sounds like her actress

  • @a.d.b4
    @a.d.b4 3 місяці тому +8

    It’s insane.

  • @Lacider
    @Lacider 3 місяці тому +9

    In the animated kids bible cartoons, they should include all these story's... I mean, its the "good book" right? All god's (with a lowercase g) words so it can't be bad right?

  • @BigFatHeretic
    @BigFatHeretic 3 місяці тому +4

    How about a game of Bible Baseball !!!!!
    Someone tosses a Bible toward you and you swing with a bat and when you clobber it, the pages scatter all over to get blown away in the wind. Windy days are the best times to play Bible Baseball !!!!!!!

  • @ChipArgyle
    @ChipArgyle 3 місяці тому +2

    Gotta admit, it was easier than making a necklace out of their teeth.

  • @suicune2001
    @suicune2001 3 місяці тому

    OMG, now I want to make a game about this. 😂

  • @vestafreyja
    @vestafreyja 3 місяці тому +2

    A fun game you can play with a group of friends is to follow all 613 commandants from the Old Testament and the last person who is not in jail is the winner.
    Actually that is really a bad idea.

  • @paulmathis3232
    @paulmathis3232 3 місяці тому +1

    "What a wonderful story"

  • @SelbyPhotography
    @SelbyPhotography 3 місяці тому +1

    But....but...but that's the OLD testament!

  • @debranelson1987
    @debranelson1987 3 місяці тому

    How hilarious🤣🤣

  • @FishHeadSalad
    @FishHeadSalad 3 місяці тому

    I think the story runs deeper than that. Onion rings and calamari where Saul's favorite foods (Me 24:7), but he ran out of both onions and squid and was looking for the next best thing he could batter and deep fry and dip in ketchup or marinara for a tasty treat.

  • @chodukno
    @chodukno 3 місяці тому

    Classic...

  • @Maryfs1
    @Maryfs1 3 місяці тому

    Nice!

  • @laurajarrell6187
    @laurajarrell6187 3 місяці тому

    Seth, lol! 👍💙💙💙🥰✌

  • @adropofgoldensun27
    @adropofgoldensun27 3 місяці тому

    The daughters were kinda Hawt, though😂

  • @johncayden8796
    @johncayden8796 3 місяці тому +2

    JEEBUS 🤪

  • @Null_76
    @Null_76 2 місяці тому +1

    Why did David keep going after 100? That doesn't sound like a fun job.

  • @thefisherking78
    @thefisherking78 3 місяці тому

    Reupload?

  • @gerhardvanderpoll7378
    @gerhardvanderpoll7378 3 місяці тому

    This is a playback from way back: In the beginning god said: Let there be light..... and.....I....could see...for miles and miles and f*#king miles
    🌅👀👈😜😎😇😇

  • @slowmotionatheist
    @slowmotionatheist 3 місяці тому

    Bring back the lions

  • @GregoryLyles
    @GregoryLyles 3 місяці тому +1

    LOL!!!

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 3 місяці тому

    Why the reupload?

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 3 місяці тому +3

      Take a wild guess

    • @Ghost_Of_SAS
      @Ghost_Of_SAS 3 місяці тому +1

      @@kevinramsey417 Ok but why specifically? What was cut (aside from the foreskins)

    • @TheThinkingAtheist
      @TheThinkingAtheist  3 місяці тому +5

      I accidentally omitted the narrator credit. She deserves credit.

  • @Sirrus-Adam
    @Sirrus-Adam 3 місяці тому +2

    The comical nature of this presentation discourages serious dialog on this subject. I'm ardently opposed to circumcision, but dislike conflating barbaric practices by men with God. Foreskins on Abraham's part, and that of his followers, were considered sacrifices for God, to appease a supposedly wrathful God. Except God isn't, and doesn't need any foreskins.
    If the federal government can tell Mormons no more polygamy, then it should have no problem telling Jews and Christian, no more sexual mutilation.

  • @fireofhislove3395
    @fireofhislove3395 3 місяці тому

    Existence did not explode from nothing. An eternal Creator is required for reality in all its order to exist.

  • @josephseverino674
    @josephseverino674 2 місяці тому

    🤣 I thought that was funny, the bible is not about peace and love. In fact, i saw old time monster and horror films that were less violent than the bible.