RIDE 'EM COWBOY - Wheelhaus Gameplay

A Brief Tale of Pre-Internet Adolescence:
There were many balmy summer afternoons spent in my local 7-11, staring at the mocha-skinned beauties on cover of the latest Low Rider magazine. I would stand transfixed, struggling to decide if the embarrassment of purchasing this glossy wonder was worth the eventual late night pay-off. Alas, I was young and cowardly, so it remained on the shelf, waiting for the sticky embrace of another. But the tepid hot dog and two frozen Snickers bars I bought were pretty good too.
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[@revampedsynnergy7792]

Dafuq? We finally get Boy Kissers after that GTA Gameplay

[@Emoney1154]

RëVåmpëD SyNNērgy that GTA happened in the 1990s and we finally got a sequel

[@Sammie1053]

No orange circle gradient though

[@baron1324]

Wow, that teaser for Boy Kissers looks amazing!

[@Trevor_Leach]

Wow they actually made the boy kissers show happen

[@TheOdd]

Where's my Lowrider rule 34? I feel cheated...

[@ProjectRedfoot]

Good point. There are tons of videos of lowriders humping other lowriders doggy-style!

[@hoganthomas8533]

1:17 you’re welcome. That’s all I need

[@wendijoe2793]

Yeah bro

[@misterpants7582]

TheOdd101 some Homies rule 34

[@ASolidOpinion]

High Dicks, BoneRider.

[@nicoharlan5703]

I can say with almost a hundred percent certainty that Jacob doesn't get paid enough.

[@BigfootJr]

Bruce: "This is it?"
James: *having the time of his life*

[@7_F1]

Finally! Been waiting for boy kissers to get green lit for ever

[@mustyzombiedanxl3236]

Didn't realize Tug Nuggets became a stripper for Club Naughty, and he looks allot like Jacob. Odd.

[@Profile__1]

That's actually Tugg before he came to own the club.

[@andrelunde4497]

I'm a simple man, i see Jacob kissing himself, i upvote!

[@Aidie98]

It's like his nipples were permanently sun-burned on

[@carlstott5309]

U P V O T E
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[@punishedsteak5150]

I'm a simple man, X, Y!

[@ryanrusch3976]

go back to reddit

[@bearded_snorlax]

That beginning was beautiful. I love when Jacob is in anything

[@owweenn]

i like how james being a sociopath is a (not to) subtle subplot that’s revealed like once/twice a month

[@PanzerMan332]

So that lowrider game was just a rip-off of that San Andreas minigame?

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

I remember everyone at my school hating that minigame. I wonder why the fuck they decided to make it into a full game.

[@darcocondre7572]

That old reference thoo

[@methylphenidate1270]

Bruce is actually growing hair what
Dad's getting his hair back boys HELL YEAH

[@unchartedgoldenabyss]

I think it's cause he's styling/combing it differently.

[@nohnamehere506]

That sweet, sweet HIMS sponsorship is finally paying off

[@benmartin5532]

There really is no better present for your 17th birthday thank a good old episode of wheelhouse. THANK YOU FUNHAUS

[@Xanegoh]

Adam's inability to spell gets me every time.

[@BalianBlue_]

OMG THEY FINALLY MADE BOY KISSERS, where is my plain gradient background though come on

[@penyuwan]

2:05 - Benson better watchout.

[@ScuzoidMelee]

Pissing myself laughing so hard at this.

[@moviebad109]

Not that James would ever check this, but my guess is that the tiny wheels is the fact that they’re more compact and dense. They can probably absorb shock more evenly than a larger wheel. A larger wheel would have a lot of surface area. And the rims would probably bend more easily.

[@oh-not-the-bees7872]

That's not really true at all

[@randommr0361]

Will Boy Kissers be one of the new Funhaus RT First shows?

[@MattMGK]

Every week I thumbs up purely because of the intro, never stop these I BEG OF YOU

[@Bronsons]

This was a solid episode to start October on. My favorite edits this episode was the opening and the sociopath James

[@megaplayboy007]

Jacob reminds me when Bart Simpson was a stripper.

[@nickadcock9483]

"Child Porn Alert"

[@megaplayboy007]

He was an adult in that scene, you twat.

[@MegaTROLLINGUY]

OH BOY JACOB

[@reecey_rooster]

I CLICKED THE VIDEO BECAUSE OF THE OBSCENE THUMBNAIL jesus christ

[@olliepoplol5894]

Jacobs farmers tan is the intro I never knew I needed

[@TheRealBBC22]

These older videos just feel different and more entertaining/funnier than the newer stuff in the past year.

[@genoveus]

Agreed.

[@mcbeezie]

Still true in 2023

[@SpikesSpikesSpikes]

​@@mcbeezieI don't get why you people are such whiny douches

[@shortgiraffe3031]

This is no joke my favourite trio

[@Mr_Ginge_]

All of these opening to the videos get better and better, there needs to be a compilation of them at some point

[@LongHaulGamingHD1]

CaptainPyjamaPants just saw another gold mine.

[@will_rcq4264]

Thanks funhaus my headphones disconnected when the vid started and I was in the middle of class and all you hear is “boy kissers” and mouth sounds increase to maximum levels

[@boppob1343]

Why were you watching a UA-cam video without headphones in class?
don't be one of those people

[@I_cant_sneed]

I feel horrible for laughing but that car hitting that dog was funny

[@derpderper7329]

I’m serious these intros belong into a museum for modern art.

[@Despius7]

THE INTOR IS NOT GETTING THE LOVE IT DESERVES 😂😂😂😂best editing ive seen so far!

[@AutumnOnFire]

You do NOT want to see that Mcree rule34. The uncensored version is on the site, but DON'T.

[@PanzerMan332]

This is the old west, you can't tell me what to do

[@thegoatfelicia1]

Oh grow up

[@KawoskiKoh]

Yee haw buddy

[@brattyrabbit]

definitely worth looking up

[@TheVivi13]

But it's natural!

[@maardal]

Finally, the intro I’ve always wanted!

[@nicknixon2170]

By far the best show currently on the channel - love it.

[@mikays7059]

9:15 i can definitely imagine baby adam doing that, he's even trying to break toys like he breaks games

[@CosmicGutterball]

I appreciate using the audio from the Men In Black table drag scene to represent a low rider dragging its horrifying desiccated corpse across an empty city street.

[@isnanesavant]

I like the mail order superhero and roukendashi art being used/talked about in this episode

[@williamhernandez2531]

Anyone else die when James laughed at the dog getting hit? Lol

[@caleballen8633]

2:04 did they just dunk on Shane Dawson?

[@rasseabreeze6246]

Yes and it was glorious

[@royalewithcheese7]

9:43 has me in stitches. *This is where we dance!*

[@2muchwit]

That guy leaning in the cowboy game is a new legend of mine

[@Shepsus]

The intro was FANTASTIC! Hilarious. Fucking awesome. Go Jacob!

[@AkeemLee]

My week was made as soon as Jacob popped up and they actually made boy kissers a thing

[@DeionSpeaks]

Good way to start a Monday. Thanks Jacob.

[@DoraKage]

ahhhh gahhhhh that Jacob intro >.< can't unsee!

[@TheSoundOfTwang]

I'm so old.. I thought that was Mad Dog McCree.
Google him and tell me who he looks like

[@ByddinRhyddidCymru]

I'd let Jacob spin my wheel

[@TheDarthHazmat]

I'm really enjoying these intros

[@fah6k820]

THE F*KING 20 FIRST SECONDS ARE LITERALLY GOLD!!!!! LOVE IT HAHAHAHAHHA!!!

[@Sammie1053]

On the one hand, I'm so glad we got an episode of Boy Kissers
On the other, I miss the orange circle gradient

[@SuperMouthyDave]

Liking only because we finally get Boy Kissers

[@dylanpodolak1040]

This episode felt like a fever dream.

[@DavidTrenchman]

Wheelhaus intros are good. Nothing can beat Lar's cossack dance in "HOT HALF LIFE" though. What a world we live in

[@813Productions]

That Bugatti sedan (😂😂😂) bullied the shit out of Adam’s Lotus.

[@Max_Malcom]

So glad to see Boy Kissers return

[@TheDJBunch]

I'm glad they finally were able to complete there dream project: Boy Kisser. I remember when they came up with the idea on that humble day.

[@lumiya4596]

Finally I saw another person with the same skin color difference as me. Thanks Jacob.

[@kostariusevmenid7289]

Thanks for the thumbnail alone. Made my day in more ways than one.

[@TheOwlslayer]

Wow, there was a whole lot of fancy editing done this time, great work to whoever did it!

[@TheAirsoft220]

i miss videos like this so much!

[@masterguy15]

This has to be the best Intro so far

[@justicegilbert3038]

"Hey man, you have to check out this Funhaus channel. Go ahead, click any video and I bet you'll laugh!"
*Boy Kisser plays.*
"....oh."

[@TheScottPlayer]

It's not kissers from that GTA video with Jacob. I'm in love that was so awesome!

[@Soulex555]

I like how the beginning is basically a 'Tim and Eric Awesome Show' intro

[@jameshynes5297]

finally the show ive been asking for

[@ryanm6861]

Thanks now I’m gay

[@brandonl576]

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME FOR BOY KISSERS

[@mypal1990]

I might get nightmares seeing that intro from Jacob.
*But MOAR JACOB!*

[@banjoarefood898]

Boy Kissers' pilot better get it's own dedicated Funhaus week

[@dragonman1223]

I'm loving Bruces boyband hair

[@ranga9421]

Best intro featuring best boy

[@dodgingbadger4562]

Whoever the editor was, they did a great job!

[@MHArcadia]

The funniest R34 bits are the ones where Bruce is gagging.

[@wesbeck89]

i love wheelhaus, Jacob tho….omg laughing so hard

[@energy40gaming]

The Boys Kissers GTA is a favorite of mine. I love the reference.

[@nicknyaa]

Oh glad to see they finally made that Boy Kissers show

[@mbjnerdman95]

Been waiting for Boy Kissers for almost a millennia

[@TheCONtwo]

lol that dog part

[@this_connor_guy]

I wouldn't mind watching more Depraved gameplay from them.

[@jacobschippers2847]

Through on this video during my break and my boss walked passed as the intro was rolling. He gave me a weird look when i looked up at him XD XD

[@lolmemes9745]

This channel needs more views

[@klassicneo]

Riverton part2 please

[@kylefontanabella2865]

Is the t-shirt Adam is wearing available?? It's so fkn nice!

[@tlanthony82]

This reminded me of the movie where they ride crotch rockets and have steel plates on the bottom of their shoes so they can do sweet tricks and send sparks down the road.

[@barnabyrow288]

Loved the Tim and Eric Show opening

[@FernandoBalderama]

God damn intro made me spit my drink.

[@friskynips7024]

Damn, that intros got me rock hard!

[@Piterdeveirs333]

Best opening ever

[@shakenj]

I've waited so long since the first announcement of Boy Kissers

[@everythingbanana1237]

i split water everywhere because i couldnt look away from the intro

[@carlyhickman630]

cant believe i was foolish enough to click on a wheelhaus on youtube when the NSFW version was waiting for me on the RT website

[@funkysheeldog7713]

Jacob's tanline is insane

[@davespacemin2951]

best intro

[@Merricat_likesu]

James Willems is my hero

[@Kaelarts_vt]

Is Depraved is just Wild West Banished?

[@Gamercents]

You did it.... you bastards finally did it.
And you didn't disappoint.

[@dustypartition]

I just noticed that Wheel-Haus gameplay thumbnails have money on fire.
The things we want the most, hurt the people we want them from.

[@GHETOyeti]

I’VE BEEN PROMISED BOY KISSERS FOR SO LONG FINALLY