Eggs are my weapon of choice... | 1 Hour of Confessions

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  • Eggs are my weapon of choice... | 1 Hour of Confessions
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  • @TheOneAndOnlySnazzyJazzyAzzy
    @TheOneAndOnlySnazzyJazzyAzzy Рік тому +44

    I love this subreddit and AITA bc every single post you're like "yes! what a jerk! how could they think they were right?" and then you read the post and realize the person is a selfless genius

  • @drgnfsh9006
    @drgnfsh9006 Рік тому +84

    How dare you call the wslmart sugar cookies gross?? Like yeah, its kinda scary that they can sit out for a month with just slightly dried out frosting but they r the best :))

    • @bellhop_phantom
      @bellhop_phantom Рік тому +14

      I would DIE defending sugar cookies

    • @TheBuilderNpc
      @TheBuilderNpc Рік тому +5

      People either love them or hate them, I think they're wonderful

    • @Extreme-PCIe-Cable
      @Extreme-PCIe-Cable Рік тому +4

      i will defend these amazing sugar cookies until i drop down from exhaustion

    • @tysonwastaken
      @tysonwastaken Рік тому +1

      try the homemade kind please

    • @isaidcallmesusu-6323
      @isaidcallmesusu-6323 Рік тому +2

      If they were talking about loft house cookies then HELL YEAH!! I will die on that hill, those are the best

  • @Aloe002
    @Aloe002 Рік тому +32

    That kid shooting the cats with his BB-gun absolutely deserved that

  • @V1G4M1
    @V1G4M1 Рік тому +17

    That poop jar story got me fucking laughing so hard I almost couldn‘t breath anymore!

  • @HannABXY.
    @HannABXY. Рік тому +10

    I don't blame that person for stealing the hermit crabs, if I could do this with pet store rodents, I would. Stores selling animals in these conditions should be illegal, or at the very least need way, way, higher standards. These animals are living, breathing creatures that can live for many years and can be just as much of a companion as a cat or dog, but most stores treat them like toys for kids that aren't ment to last more than a month.

    • @Crows_Hoard
      @Crows_Hoard Рік тому +1

      Yeah, I agree. Another thing that saddens me is that people have to put signs up to not buy chicks as easter gifts, because people do that and don't know how to care for them, abandon them once they grow up, and/or neglect them. If you buy chicks, buy them as a pet or food source and care for them, not as a cute little gift. If you wanna give someone a cute little gift chick (especially if its to children) BUY THEM AN ACTUAL PLUSH. Animals are treated like garbage and it sucks, I just don't understand how humans can do that. Like, yeah it can be hard to find ethically sourced meat but even that can be just awful (I'm not a vegan/vegetarian but I do understand that meat animals aren't always treated the best and my family tries to buy ethically sourced meat)

  • @pk_xiv2856
    @pk_xiv2856 Рік тому +14

    I’ll probably never meet the BB gun kid in my life but OMG would I hit him too

    • @pyromain
      @pyromain Рік тому

      i would've shot him with the BB gun

    • @ethanmagid7338
      @ethanmagid7338 Рік тому

      I have five cats (my profile oic is one of them) and i would KILL that guy if he hurt any of my cats

  • @Trans_Belos_Fan
    @Trans_Belos_Fan Рік тому +20

    OMT YESSS I absolutely love the confessions. This is perfect!!!

  • @redfailhawk
    @redfailhawk Рік тому +5

    42:22 that's the same gift I was thinking of! Outside of cameras, my DS and my laptop (which was a gift for school) were the most expensive gifts I ever got. My laptop was designated for school as it was 2008 and my physics class required typed papers, and our single core desktop with less than a gig of ram wasn't powerful enough for my classwork anymore. I was given a dual core laptop with 2gb of ram, and I LOVED that thing from 2008 to 2015, when the motherboard finally died... in the middle of economics class in college. I had six and a half glorious years with that computer, gaming, writing papers, and using Skype. (Remember, pre-Discord.) I still have the computer carcass somewhere... the hard drive is in a bin, and many files I have burried on this computer (number five) are from that original laptop. No other computer has lasted as long; the record is four years. Sony REALLY knew how to make good pcs, and I wish they hadn't stopped.

  • @DerekPretorius1
    @DerekPretorius1 Рік тому +6

    Mad respect for not caring about the consequences and getting revenge for your kitty 🫡

  • @ivyofthevalley
    @ivyofthevalley Рік тому +9

    eggs? in this economy!?

  • @eggroll5510
    @eggroll5510 Рік тому +14

    The egg man strikes again

  • @Fury9er
    @Fury9er Рік тому +6

    The parents in the cat one need a talking to as well.

    • @stay_comfy
      @stay_comfy Рік тому +2

      They need a lot more than a talking to.

    • @PlayrR3D156
      @PlayrR3D156 Рік тому

      ​@@stay_comfy*Loads shotgun* I think a talking to is exactly what they need.

  • @josequins9099
    @josequins9099 Рік тому +1

    Aw, the hermit crab bandit story is great.

  • @Ilovepointlessstorys
    @Ilovepointlessstorys Рік тому +3

    Don’t you dare talk about my fluffy cake sugar cookies. Those are amazing gift from God.

  • @jonmendelson1104
    @jonmendelson1104 Рік тому +5

    41:00 Gob Bluth's name is pronounced 'Joe-b,' not like goblin without the lin.

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv Рік тому +2

    4:31 Okay sounds like karma to op. Not a evil genius just a damn evil kid! Like tell your mom about how he is but frame him!?

  • @Zachyshows
    @Zachyshows Рік тому +3

    We found PetersPasta's excess eggs
    edit: hehe assburgers

  • @kitkat7805
    @kitkat7805 Рік тому +1

    On the very last story ... this js how you raise a f-ing phycopath. Animal crulity during child hood is part if the first stage. This child needs help and his butt handed to him

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon Рік тому +1

    0:36 This might just be the weirdest "needless to say" I've heard.

  • @butlazgazempropan-butan11k87
    @butlazgazempropan-butan11k87 Рік тому +1

    18:50 how is this invasion of privacy ?

  • @fullmetalfroge
    @fullmetalfroge Рік тому +1

    42:36 while i think the parent here did the right thing and good for them watching out for their son, as someone originally diagnosed with Aspergers do recognize that it's not classified separately from autism anymore! the person that the condition is named after was a nazi and besides autism spectrum disorder is, well, a spectrum that all aspergers traits fall under anyways. high functioning/low functioning autism are also outdated terms, many autistic people including myself prefer just being referred to as autistic no matter how independent they are

    • @restlesssleepers
      @restlesssleepers 11 місяців тому

      thank you for saying this, i - as an autistic person - literally had to full on argue with an allistic person about this, its ridiculous that its still used even in clinical settings despite not being officially recognised for almost over a decade :/

  • @rickynieves3144
    @rickynieves3144 3 місяці тому

    Hermit crab thief- you are a hero. I adore hermit crabs and I purchased mine from a reputable breeder at a reptile expo for all of the reasons that you listed. Unfortunately, 1 decided he was an only child (Hermie) serial killer 😢 I made sure sizes matched, plenty of various sized shells, separated during the introductory period, plenty of fresh and salt water, plenty of fresh food variety, tons of room (50gallon tabk for 3 crabs). Hermie dragged Sushi from his shell and wouldn't let him have a new one until he suffocated and then he ate Lurch 😮 So, I let him have his way and be an only child. I had him for YEARS. We'd click to each other and he would come over to be handled. Probably the most hermity hermit crab ever living his best life in his 50gallon palace 😂❤RIP Hermie!

  • @Smartfmella69
    @Smartfmella69 Рік тому +1

    Oh hey uh lego

  • @samisntreal9721
    @samisntreal9721 Рік тому +1

    Fourth

  • @Saji_Kawase
    @Saji_Kawase Рік тому +1

    The first part of the video is reuploaded

    • @ngprentee
      @ngprentee Рік тому +1

      It’s a compilation of earlier videos

  • @yejisupermercy
    @yejisupermercy Рік тому +1

    the one that swapped her brother's names, i wish you well, in hell, you ruined their lives. i'd understand if they were turning like 2 years old but YOU WAITED 16 YEARS. they are gonna have a lot of trouble when they apply somewhere when their birth certificate is needed, they will get called out for identity theft/fraud and YOU will be the one to blame. they may get blacklisted if/when you don't step up to your 'mistake'. i hope you get an insane amount of karma.

  • @MicroDogland
    @MicroDogland Рік тому

    The last story: THe kid should be shooting cats with a bb gun HOWEVER cats are one of the most destructive invasive predators in the world and have led to 63 extinctions of small mammals reptiles birds and amphibians. the owner SHOULD NOT let the cat outside.

    • @mythrilly
      @mythrilly Рік тому +6

      are you defending the kid shooting cats