Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
I sometimes use ai art as a basis for physical drawing. It is just often difficult to create simplified models that you can try and draw by hand for practice
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
General Shao and the 34th timeline’s Cage and Kenshi worshiping Johnathan Carlton is something I never thought I would witness. And them talking simultaneously like that is kind of…mesmerizing…
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
Not going to lie ermac second fatality is one if not the scaryest fatality and thing I'll seen in the all the mk games I was shocked when I first unlocked it
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing… Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?! Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe… *CLASH* Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything! Geras #2: yes, my liege… Shujinko #1: what are they talking about- Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT! *geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2* Shujinko #1: what was that about? Geras #1: I’ll explain later. Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance! Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?… *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “performance”? Nitara: i dunno. Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke! Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn… *omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara* Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act… Omni-Man: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS, FRIENDLESS, BIG-LIPPED, LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT WHOSE MOMMY LEFT DADDY AFTER HE FIGURED OUT HE WASNT EUGENE O’NEILL, AND IS NOW SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY PLANET LIKE A FUCKING NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!!! Raiden: … thank you for your criticism, nolan! *CLASH* Tremor: not the response I expected… Omni-Man: what is he, a fucking dragger?! Raiden: I think I’m more of a rusher to be honest, sir… Kung Lao: dude, you are WAY too humble… Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now? Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~ *CLASH* Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man? Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes! Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success! Reiko: shut up and let me do my job! *reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik* Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~ Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!* *CLASH* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-* Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!* Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler? Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time! *CLASH* Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face! Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome! Baraka: then let’s begin! Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T- *johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka* Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP! Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?! Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~ *CLASH* Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told- Baraka: SILENCE, GORO! Sektor: the “serum” is now complete. Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~ *shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka* Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~ Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei! Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~ *CLASH* Motaro: that was not funny, li mei. Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry! Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND! Sektor: with pleasure. Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank- *Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei* Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go… Mileena: what? Sektor: nothing! Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order! Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show! *CLASH* Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented- Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro. Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”? Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis. Nitara: is sareena satisfying the needs I apparently could not satisfy?~ Sub Zero: *if you tell anybody about us, I will finish you!* *CLASH* Sareena: come on, sweetie! Be nice to your ex! Sub Zero: *WE WERE NEVER A THING, WOMAN!* Kung Lao: I didn’t know you liked it on the rocks! Nitara: unlike you, he actually enjoyed when i bit him on the neck~ General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist! Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!* *CLASH* Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni- General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD! Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline! Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!* Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day! Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento! Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit! *CLASH* Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right? Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it! Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right? Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
It’s pretty fitting that Ermac is one of the few truly sane individuals in Oddgiant’s MK1 timeline. He is just absolutely flummoxed by all the hilariously scuffed up chaos happening around him. Great work! 👍🏻👍🏻😄😄
Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now… Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind… *CLASH* Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~ Scorpion: quiet, sonya! Sareena: um… can I get some too? Smoke: welcome to the rebellion… Johnny Cage: you know… you should wear that sexy bunny outfit some of the fans made for you~ Sindel: I am… strangely intrigued~ *CLASH* Sektor: according to research, the bunny suit mod was created by- Sindel: not now, sektor~ the grownups are talking~ Jax Briggs: Johnny, don’t you dare- Johnny Cage: shh! It’s working! Liu Kang #1: was I brought into this timeline to be a walking punchline?… Liu Kang #2: … I’ll explain later. *CLASH* Shujinko #2: is this really the best example- Liu Kang #2: I’ll explain later. Liu Kang #1: what does “I’ll explain later” mean?! Shujinko #1: I’ll explain later! Johnny Cage: sorry, pal, but I got a new wingman! Smoke: what?! Why?! *CLASH* Johnny Cage: sorry, pal! But he can hold more beers! Goro: hi! I’m goro! Smoke: … VYBRALI JSTE SO TOHLE CTYRI OZBROJENEHO SILENCE NADE MNE?! Scorpion: oh crap- *smoke performs his “hazed and infused” fatality on Johnny cage* Scorpion: was that really necessary? Smoke: yes! Yes it was! Peacemaker: so... you fuck butterflies? Omni-Man: i prefer thraxans myself. *CLASH* Janet Cage: and here i was thinking a male version of me was weird! Peacemaker: not now, janet! Tremor: seriously, you fuck butterflies? Omni-Man: so what if i do?! I'm fine- *peacemaker then performs his “pest extermination” fatality on omni-man* Janet Cage: aww! It's a boy! Peacemaker: i know it’s a boy! I just shot off his dick!
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~ Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway… *CLASH* Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this! Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc! Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~ Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~ Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~ Rain: really?! Can I meet them?! *CLASH* Sonya: aww! Cute! Rain: I really want to meet them! Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t- Quan Chi: here he is~ *Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain* Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~ Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~ Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him. *CLASH* Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life! Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks? Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example! *johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man* Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better. Johnny Cage: shut it! Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption! Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can! *CLASH* Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around. Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! Havik: what is an “internet”? Shujinko: what is an “internet”? Havik: that’s what I’m asking! Shujinko: that’s what I’m- Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of? Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it! *CLASH* Goro: is that why you’re so fa- Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO! Cyrax: according to my statistics- Reptile: you mean like this?! *reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao* Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber! Reptile: YAY!
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~ General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO! *CLASH* Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man! Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking! Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier? General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO! Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way! General Shao: why the hell did you change it so I use an axe instead of a hammer?! Geras: because hammers are more of my thing now, Shao… *CLASH* Goro: you know, if I had four hammers then I- General Shao: GIVE ME A HAMMER, TIME GOD!!! Shujinko: what is a- Geras: alright, fine! You want a hammer so much?! HERE YOU FUCKING GO! *geras performed his “from another time” brutality on general shao* Geras: I hope you’re fucking happy! Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?… Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking… *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too* Scorpion: what is going on?! Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice- Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?! Omni-Man: I fucked an insect. Top that. Ashrah: I fucked a reptile~ Checkmate~ *CLASH* Sareena: yeah, baby! And I got the pics to prove it! Ashrah: send them to me later~ Tremor: to be fair, reptiles eat insects so- Omni-Man: SHUT IT, TREMOR! Kenshi: standing here… I realize… General Shao: you are just like me! Trying to make history! *CLASH* Cyrax: but who’s to judge the right from wrong… Kenshi: when our guard is down I think we’ll both agree- General Shao: that violence breeds violence! Sektor: but in the end, it has to be this way…
Geras is gonna lose his mind once he comes back and good to see ya Ermac, also someone has to keep Sektor on a leash and have a sign that says don’t say CRINGE
Omg I have an amazing interaction idea 34th Mileena: Where is Tomas? I haven’t seen him in days, I miss my Smokey baby Kuai Liang: He’s on frozen probation until I say so *CLASH* Kung Lao: Why must you mess with young love? Kuai Liang: He did this to himself when he disobeyed me 34th Mileena: I will save him from your abusive ways Sonya: Yass Queen go get your man back
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?! Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms! *CLASH* Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy- Sindel: WAIT WHAT?! Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea… Cyrax: agreed. Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!* Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two? Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas… Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?! Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah! *CLASH* Tremor: I don’t think she likes that- Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR! Cyrax: order 69? Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66! Cyrax: yes, empress. *Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah? Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth. *CLASH* Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~ Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~ Goro: so she’s seriously into- Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND! Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later. Sub Zero: is it true that you have slept with Nitara?! Kung Lao: not gonna lie, once you ignore the neck-biting fetish, she’s actually really nice! We may have something going for us! *CLASH* Kung Lao (kameo): I would high five you if not for your choice in women. Kung Lao: I’m serious! Even her neck fetish isn’t that bad! Sub Zero: I don’t even have words… Sub Zero (kameo): Kung Lao got some bitches?! Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common! Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?! *CLASH* Kung Lao: it’s so annoying- Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex! Raiden: madam Bo always said- Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”? Raiden: I’ll explain later. Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
I just found a Timeline called “The Nameless” and they won against the tyrannicals in the past. And I also restored Li Mei the Tyranical and Oddverse Sub Zero thanks to my Geras. Btw the Nameless’s Leader is Dark Raiden
Scorpion: Tell me didn't just kill the 34th Johnny Kenshi: OMFG it was EFing sektor!!! Clash Scorpion: first the blender and now this Kenshi: it's not my fault that sektor is programmed to kill someone every time someone says cringe Sektor: cringe Detected Kenshi OH COME ON!!! Sektor: cringe Eliminated Kenshi: GOD F@#KING DAMNIT!!!
I'd love to see more interactions between Ermac n reptile, maybe them talking about poker and stuff lol, in my head canon I want them to be like best friends since they're my favorite ninjas in the game lol
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker! Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?! Kitana: um… no reason? *CLASH* Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack. Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA! Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?! Kitana: not now, scorpion! Kung Lao: sooo… shujinko just slept with madam bo… Raiden: I’m sorry, WHAT?! *CLASH* Sonya Blade: wait, his dick still works? Raiden: can we not speak of the old man’s “lightning rod”? Kano: did she give him “neck”, kung lao? Kung Lao: SON OF A BITCH! Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in… Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~ *CLASH* Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been! Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground! Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh! Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~ Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
I'm starting to think that John Crate's "botched" resurrections are all a part of his ploy to secretly takeover the timeline. Just a thought. On a side note, I wish he'd use that magic to resurrect his Li Mei😢
John Carlton accidentally making worshippers from Kenshi’s Cringe attacks and Ermac killing people is hilarious!!!
I did had this idea of Ermac absorbing some of the non reform Tyranicals. A pretty decent prison system ngl.
Kenshi: *"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS SEKTOR"*
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
@@glennjosechristman4612 Why did your message get sent twice?
3:11
The ai voice crack had me cracking up. Lmao
3:05 Good job Kenshi. Now their kids are orphans.
Like batman, next he will kill child #2
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
@@glennjosechristman4612Hey that reminds me, when’s Takeda supposed to come out again?
@@WatchKid12 Let's check that out... with google. I am going to check that out with google too, anyway.
5:24 Liu Kang spitting facts there. Damn ai bros.
Ikr, I myself may enjoy AI art when used for fun and other certain purposes, but even I despise those who use it for profit and other scummy crap.
@@shinjojinFacts. I use it for fun and concept art that I pay artists to make real art of.
I sometimes use ai art as a basis for physical drawing. It is just often difficult to create simplified models that you can try and draw by hand for practice
1:02 you’re one to talk, Nitara.
Right?!
I mean, it is Frost after all
@@IkeFanBoy64 But it's still Nitara calling the kettle black.
@@Supperdude9 yea, true
@@IkeFanBoy64id Much rather frost than nitara
"You going to kill their fucking kids next?"
No Kenshi he is going to turn them into a smoothie💀💀💀💀💀💀
I love that this episode is an exclusive specialty intro for Ermac.
Ermac JUST debuted and he’s ALREADY my favorite character
Can we really appreciate that Ermac is totally the best horror character in MK1? Im so happy that he's here.
The mouth and the maskless look gives off Imhotep vibes.
I wonder what other horror references could be found in Ermac?
@@DarsiPadilla now that's how to describe terror and brutal ideas.
@@DarsiPadilla and to that question. We'll wait and see.
@@DarsiPadillahis mask looks like the lower jaw of a skull to me
@@bria.w4073I agree. Oh and one more thing that ermac said about knowledge. Knowledge is power.
I think we all learned a lesson, never say cringe in front of sektor
I can imagine Sektor hearing "cringe" and offs Peacemaker
CRINGE DETECTED. ELIMINATE. ELIMINATE. 🤖
CRINGE DETECTED. 🤖
@@LandontheHedgehogGood, Peacemaker's a pain in the ass to play against online.
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
2:39
Geras Not Gonna Like This
I Think He's on Vacation
Yeah. And Carlton is covering for him by resurrecting folks.
I thought the time keeper of 34 is Kung JIn but still it would be funnier if Geras gets to do all the work lol.
Since it's already more than 2 weeks vacation,Geras will be back
@@garr_inc As his perfected worshipers tho! He doesn't got this in the bag!
I so badly want that mp3 of Sektor going “Cringe Detected” 2:58
NO! SEKTOR DON'T!
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
CRINGE DETECTED! ELIMINATE! ELIMINATE!
General Shao and the 34th timeline’s Cage and Kenshi worshiping Johnathan Carlton is something I never thought I would witness. And them talking simultaneously like that is kind of…mesmerizing…
Does this mean that Reiko now gets Shao Kahn’s Helmet?
@@WolfTrooperRex Maybe!
Wait i think this happened before... oh dear its HAPPENING AGAIN!!!
Sektor should have been fixed, but I am worried about Cassie and Takeda from 34th Timeline if they find out that their fathers are now worshipping Master Carlton.
@@glennjosechristman4612 ...I think he worships John Crate as well....
Geras ain’t even been gone for half the season and the oddverse is already destroying itself😭
He said 2 weeks tho so he should be back by now
Just wait until Dark Raiden shows up lmao.
First Big Mac appearence and I already love their oddverse version ❤
"Did we scare you?"
"Just shat my pants"
_"The collective is pleased"_
Ermac: We are Many.
Ermac: We are but All.
3:14 Ermac's fatality now got popular
Peacemaker's scared voice tho😂😂
3:50 Who would've thought that Kuai Liang as Sub Zero turned to be worse than Bi Han
Bro needs therapy.
Error Macro has joined the Oddverse.
Yessir😎
That he is.
And Nolan is terrified by Tyrannical Kung Lao's Gluttony.
Ermac scaring the puberty out of Peacemaker is now my all time favourite.
Ermac's jumpscare JUMPED me, ngl. Even Peacmaker got scared. In fact, he got so scared, he starts talking like CRAZY!
Sektor’s cringe detector is comedy gold.
2:58
The question still remains: Who hijacked Sektor’s circuits to get triggered at the word ‘Cringe’?
@@mariaselvatr2845it was either due to a virus or Cyrax.
Now Johnathan has to revive two people
Never mind they’ve already been revived
@@mariaselvatr2845 CRINGE DETECTED.
Now Sektor is already making me lose my lungs. It was worth it! 🤣🐼
3:17 PEACEMAKER VOICE AFTER THAT 😂😂😂
3:15
Ermac does his best Kabal impression
Not going to lie ermac second fatality is one if not the scaryest fatality and thing I'll seen in the all the mk games I was shocked when I first unlocked it
3:24, I love how high pitched that was!
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster!
Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier…
*CLASH*
Sektor: a rather stark name for-
Sub-Zero: silence, iron man!
Tremor: can I get a name as well?!
Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?!
Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe…
*CLASH*
Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything!
Geras #2: yes, my liege…
Shujinko #1: what are they talking about-
Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT!
*geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2*
Shujinko #1: what was that about?
Geras #1: I’ll explain later.
Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance!
Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?…
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “performance”?
Nitara: i dunno.
Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke!
Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn…
*omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara*
Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act…
Omni-Man: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS, FRIENDLESS, BIG-LIPPED, LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT WHOSE MOMMY LEFT DADDY AFTER HE FIGURED OUT HE WASNT EUGENE O’NEILL, AND IS NOW SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY PLANET LIKE A FUCKING NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!!!
Raiden: … thank you for your criticism, nolan!
*CLASH*
Tremor: not the response I expected…
Omni-Man: what is he, a fucking dragger?!
Raiden: I think I’m more of a rusher to be honest, sir…
Kung Lao: dude, you are WAY too humble…
Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now?
Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~
*CLASH*
Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man?
Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes!
Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success!
Reiko: shut up and let me do my job!
*reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik*
Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~
Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
Absolutely perfect!
2:58 We need this as a gif
Ermac standing up for himself warmed my heart like never before…I’m so proud of my boy!
2:20 the way he said dah-yum 😭
Nolan's voice when he said "Everything". We definitely need a continuation to this storyline.
Yukonna Kitana and Mileena has returned to the Oddverse, the reason why will be explored in the next episode of my own series.
Nice
3:15 TOP 5 Jumpscares in MK1
1. Kabal's UMK3 screamer
2. Kreature from Krypt
I love the fact that John Crate didn't even resurrect them that way on purpose
We need Season 3 Part 5 out already this is a work of art ❤
I'm loving this new Ermac. He escaped the Jobber status and is OH MAW GAWD HE IS SO DARN COOL
Reiko can stay a jobber, we don't give 2 shits about him anyway
You'll get the hang of it eventually Silver Johnny. Call it a trial and error phase in your journey
Waited so long for Ermac to come out for these vids. It was so worth it
0:40 Shutwinko! That’s a deep cut all the way from season 1
I love this mature and responsible Johnny Cage. Remind me of MK11 Johnny Cage (that I love)
Kurtis is insufferable as hell tho
@@aidenemerson670 Oh, totally!
@@aidenemerson670 This is a character that, for me, has lost his charm, is simply annoying
@@NathandeLucca Well that's mostly Liu Kang's fault for turning him into a frat boy in season 2
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!*
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-*
Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!*
Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler?
Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face!
Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome!
Baraka: then let’s begin!
Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T-
*johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka*
Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP!
Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?!
Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~
*CLASH*
Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told-
Baraka: SILENCE, GORO!
Sektor: the “serum” is now complete.
Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~
*shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka*
Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~
Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei!
Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~
*CLASH*
Motaro: that was not funny, li mei.
Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry!
Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND!
Sektor: with pleasure.
Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank-
*Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei*
Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go…
Mileena: what?
Sektor: nothing!
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order!
Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show!
*CLASH*
Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented-
Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro.
Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”?
Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
I loved it
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
*CLASH*
Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
Havik: share them with me after this battle!
Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Nitara: is sareena satisfying the needs I apparently could not satisfy?~
Sub Zero: *if you tell anybody about us, I will finish you!*
*CLASH*
Sareena: come on, sweetie! Be nice to your ex!
Sub Zero: *WE WERE NEVER A THING, WOMAN!*
Kung Lao: I didn’t know you liked it on the rocks!
Nitara: unlike you, he actually enjoyed when i bit him on the neck~
General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist!
Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!*
*CLASH*
Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni-
General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!
Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline!
Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!*
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah?
Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead.
Reptile: same here!
Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore!
Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento!
Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit!
*CLASH*
Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right?
Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it!
Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right?
Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
Noob sabiot*
It’s pretty fitting that Ermac is one of the few truly sane individuals in Oddgiant’s MK1 timeline. He is just absolutely flummoxed by all the hilariously scuffed up chaos happening around him. Great work! 👍🏻👍🏻😄😄
2:45 the manacing pose and then Ermac be like *WE FUCKED UP*
Janet Cage; Hater of AI Art? OH JANET I LOVE YOU
Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now…
Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind…
*CLASH*
Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~
Scorpion: quiet, sonya!
Sareena: um… can I get some too?
Smoke: welcome to the rebellion…
Johnny Cage: you know… you should wear that sexy bunny outfit some of the fans made for you~
Sindel: I am… strangely intrigued~
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to research, the bunny suit mod was created by-
Sindel: not now, sektor~ the grownups are talking~
Jax Briggs: Johnny, don’t you dare-
Johnny Cage: shh! It’s working!
Liu Kang #1: was I brought into this timeline to be a walking punchline?…
Liu Kang #2: … I’ll explain later.
*CLASH*
Shujinko #2: is this really the best example-
Liu Kang #2: I’ll explain later.
Liu Kang #1: what does “I’ll explain later” mean?!
Shujinko #1: I’ll explain later!
Johnny Cage: sorry, pal, but I got a new wingman!
Smoke: what?! Why?!
*CLASH*
Johnny Cage: sorry, pal! But he can hold more beers!
Goro: hi! I’m goro!
Smoke: … VYBRALI JSTE SO TOHLE CTYRI OZBROJENEHO SILENCE NADE MNE?!
Scorpion: oh crap-
*smoke performs his “hazed and infused” fatality on Johnny cage*
Scorpion: was that really necessary?
Smoke: yes! Yes it was!
Peacemaker: so... you fuck butterflies?
Omni-Man: i prefer thraxans myself.
*CLASH*
Janet Cage: and here i was thinking a male version of me was weird!
Peacemaker: not now, janet!
Tremor: seriously, you fuck butterflies?
Omni-Man: so what if i do?! I'm fine-
*peacemaker then performs his “pest extermination” fatality on omni-man*
Janet Cage: aww! It's a boy!
Peacemaker: i know it’s a boy! I just shot off his dick!
3:17 Stop Ermac, you're scaring him!
Well, that was a lot quicker than expected! Nice to see Ermac interacting now!
Honestly, Quan Chi rejecting Kurtis was not something I'd expect, but here we are, and I never got to laugh more in my life
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~
Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway…
*CLASH*
Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this!
Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc!
Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~
Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~
Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~
Rain: really?! Can I meet them?!
*CLASH*
Sonya: aww! Cute!
Rain: I really want to meet them!
Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t-
Quan Chi: here he is~
*Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain*
Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~
Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~
Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him.
*CLASH*
Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life!
Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks?
Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example!
*johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man*
Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better.
Johnny Cage: shut it!
Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption!
Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around.
Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!
Havik: what is an “internet”?
Shujinko: what is an “internet”?
Havik: that’s what I’m asking!
Shujinko: that’s what I’m-
Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of?
Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it!
*CLASH*
Goro: is that why you’re so fa-
Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO!
Cyrax: according to my statistics-
Reptile: you mean like this?!
*reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao*
Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber!
Reptile: YAY!
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~
General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO!
*CLASH*
Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man!
Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking!
Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier?
General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO!
Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way!
General Shao: why the hell did you change it so I use an axe instead of a hammer?!
Geras: because hammers are more of my thing now, Shao…
*CLASH*
Goro: you know, if I had four hammers then I-
General Shao: GIVE ME A HAMMER, TIME GOD!!!
Shujinko: what is a-
Geras: alright, fine! You want a hammer so much?! HERE YOU FUCKING GO!
*geras performed his “from another time” brutality on general shao*
Geras: I hope you’re fucking happy!
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?…
Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking…
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too*
Scorpion: what is going on?!
Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice-
Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
Omni-Man: I fucked an insect. Top that.
Ashrah: I fucked a reptile~ Checkmate~
*CLASH*
Sareena: yeah, baby! And I got the pics to prove it!
Ashrah: send them to me later~
Tremor: to be fair, reptiles eat insects so-
Omni-Man: SHUT IT, TREMOR!
Kenshi: standing here… I realize…
General Shao: you are just like me! Trying to make history!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: but who’s to judge the right from wrong…
Kenshi: when our guard is down I think we’ll both agree-
General Shao: that violence breeds violence!
Sektor: but in the end, it has to be this way…
Wow. The last scenario was more like a reference to final boss from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance.
Okay. Now I'm really convinced there was a kill switch to the voice command.
Fire 🔥 as always
Geras is gonna lose his mind once he comes back and good to see ya Ermac, also someone has to keep Sektor on a leash and have a sign that says don’t say CRINGE
When Takeda comes in, he will avenge his fathers. For what Kenshi did.
Omg I have an amazing interaction idea
34th Mileena: Where is Tomas? I haven’t seen him in days, I miss my Smokey baby
Kuai Liang: He’s on frozen probation until I say so
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: Why must you mess with young love?
Kuai Liang: He did this to himself when he disobeyed me
34th Mileena: I will save him from your abusive ways
Sonya: Yass Queen go get your man back
Welcome to the OddVerse, Ermac!
Ermac has very quickly become a favorite
I’d love to see a subplot where Johnny and 34th Mileena go looking for Smoke after he disappeared
Man, it's so refreshing to see Ermac back in MK1 as his former glorious self. And I’m glad OddgiantAF is also doing Ermac justice.
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?!
Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms!
*CLASH*
Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy-
Sindel: WAIT WHAT?!
Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea…
Cyrax: agreed.
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie!
Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!*
*CLASH*
Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working.
Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not!
Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in.
Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!*
Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han!
*CLASH*
Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate!
Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!*
Kenshi: um…
Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it!
*sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”*
Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO…
Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart…
Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I think he’s serious-
Omni-Man: shut it, tremor!
Darrius: Havik?~
Havik: remember what I promised you…
*Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man*
Havik: merry Christmas…
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?!
Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I don’t think she likes that-
Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR!
Cyrax: order 69?
Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66!
Cyrax: yes, empress.
*Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
The havik and Omni-Man one I recognize from death battle, and I love it
Something about Havik saying Merry Christmas after killing someone is somehow fitting to the character
1:56
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Okay, i just got done watching all your videos and i got to say... i love them all. This is just fun to watch, keep up the great work.
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah?
Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth.
*CLASH*
Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~
Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~
Goro: so she’s seriously into-
Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
Tanya: what is a harem?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Sub Zero: is it true that you have slept with Nitara?!
Kung Lao: not gonna lie, once you ignore the neck-biting fetish, she’s actually really nice! We may have something going for us!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao (kameo): I would high five you if not for your choice in women.
Kung Lao: I’m serious! Even her neck fetish isn’t that bad!
Sub Zero: I don’t even have words…
Sub Zero (kameo): Kung Lao got some bitches?!
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common!
Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: it’s so annoying-
Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex!
Raiden: madam Bo always said-
Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”?
Raiden: I’ll explain later.
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
*CLASH*
Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
0:49 🎶oh the way he makes me feel that love isn’t real🎶
Continue this
Cupid is so dumb
Okay, but the scene of the Ermac face was a great transition.
1:02
Nitara: get a decent personality
Frost: get a decent voice
Kurtis: BOOM!!! ROASTED!!!!
Awesome Video! I'm glad Ermac finally joined.
Mere months ago Carlton would have wanted this. Now he's accepting responsibility for his mistskes.
I just found a Timeline called “The Nameless” and they won against the tyrannicals in the past. And I also restored Li Mei the Tyranical and Oddverse Sub Zero thanks to my Geras. Btw the Nameless’s Leader is Dark Raiden
3:16 - 3:23 THAT SCREAM 😂😂😂
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think at this point, Kuai Liang would have even more of a meltdown over milk than Bi-Han. 😢
Peacemaker got so scared that he changed voice actors just right after Ermac spooked him.
I'm just happy to see Shutwinko again
Welcome back, Our old friend! 🎉🎉🎉
It's about time Omni-Man is concerned for someone's health's safety and for a specific restaurant.
I just want the Kameo to say PLUS ONE MORE! after Emrac says we are many
Janet would so be the one to say this honestly
@@JaeWhatJae Yeah
1:03 dang roasted
She wasn’t wrong. Frost is intensely unlikable.
Anyone else jumped by Ermac’s jumpscare on Peasemaker?
Krypt monster would've been scarier
@@batjope23hate that guy. I stopped going to the Krypt because of him. LOL
YES!!! WE GOT ERMAC!
2:58 lol it’s as funny as the first time
Man I love these videos
Shang Tsung's Brilliant Scheme of the Week! ... Tricking Sindel into purchasing AI Generated art of her?! 😏
1:55 Shut up, Kurt!
LOL, I love this so much! 🤣
Yaaaaay, Ermac. And I made him in a video speak with his Midway self. Man, that scare on Peacemaker made me laugh! X3
I'm glad I'm one of the few who managed to watch this video before they put an age restriction on it.
Welcome back , Ermac
Sektor killing 34 Johnny had me in tears.
(2:14) So Kung Lao cleaned out the whole store and it only cost him $120.00? Damn
Scorpion: Tell me didn't just kill the 34th Johnny
Kenshi: OMFG it was EFing sektor!!!
Clash
Scorpion: first the blender and now this
Kenshi: it's not my fault that sektor is programmed to kill someone every time someone says cringe
Sektor: cringe Detected
Kenshi OH COME ON!!!
Sektor: cringe Eliminated
Kenshi: GOD F@#KING DAMNIT!!!
Why does this "Dayum!" from Kurtis sound so funny?😂
Nooo not R34 Johnny!!! 🤣
I'd love to see more interactions between Ermac n reptile, maybe them talking about poker and stuff lol, in my head canon I want them to be like best friends since they're my favorite ninjas in the game lol
Have you heard the whispers about VideoGPT? It's the not-so-secret weapon of top-tier video creators.
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?!
Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence…
*CLASH*
Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate!
Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano…
Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc-
Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?!
Kitana: um… no reason?
*CLASH*
Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack.
Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA!
Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?!
Kitana: not now, scorpion!
Kung Lao: sooo… shujinko just slept with madam bo…
Raiden: I’m sorry, WHAT?!
*CLASH*
Sonya Blade: wait, his dick still works?
Raiden: can we not speak of the old man’s “lightning rod”?
Kano: did she give him “neck”, kung lao?
Kung Lao: SON OF A BITCH!
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in…
Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~
*CLASH*
Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been!
Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground!
Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh!
Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~
Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~
Nitara: oh Kung Lao~
Kitana: what is a “fetish”?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Cage, you're still learning, so there's something. But try to avoid making everyone you resurrect your worshippers
Love your content keep up the great work
Oh no...JOHNATHAN IS AT IT AGAIN!!! HE'S "PERFECTING" THINGS AGAIN!!!
I'm starting to think that John Crate's "botched" resurrections are all a part of his ploy to secretly takeover the timeline. Just a thought.
On a side note, I wish he'd use that magic to resurrect his Li Mei😢
Kung Lao..Emptying out a Subway....Even the chips and cookies. And they say causing a food shortage wasn't devastating enough.