10k views in 24 hours!?!?!? Edit: I’m sorry I must of blinked 30k views!?!?!?!? Edit AGAIN: 50k VIEWS!?!?!?!? Where are you guys coming from FINAL EDIT: 100K!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The Return of The Edits: 500,000!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I love you guys!!! In all seriousness though, thank you guys so much this is actually insane much love to everybody❤
You people have to stop trying to say “hear me out” to conventionally attractive women. You gotta start saying it to fucked up shit. You know DAMN WELL he was not saying it about Paracelsus.
General rule of thumb: “hear me out” is reserved for monsterfuckers and people who are desperately down bad for a completely unknown background character so obscure that rule 34 implodes on itself
Attractive is more than looks. This woman is a deeply deranged lunatic who is sexually attracted to a key. Id say that counts as weird, regardless of her appearance.
Insert horned up beast. “Yep this is the problem with mankind we raised ho’s that wanna ride keys now,not the government taking our money and f’ing us any time they can it’s these ho’s man.”
fun fact: Both of them ended up working through their toxic relationship and agreed to be better people together (For context, Para manipulated ABA at a vulnerable point cus he literally feeds on blood, and used her to provide him with sustenance).
Some mfs out here would want a woman like aba. Meanwhile im out here wanting that key. I don't care why or how it speaks. THATS ALOT OF GOLD AND THAT SELLS FOR ALOT!
You and me both, ever since I discovered A.B.A yesterday I just kept finding more content from guilty gear. I am literally so obsessed with a game I've never played.
I want to get into this game, so I had my friend explain the gist with each character, and when he got to this one, he said “the key is her husband don’t question it”
Whats so wholesome is, in the lore. Para has the power to mind control, he could make everyone around him to fight to the death even. But para is described more kind and gentle around aba.
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10k views in 24 hours!?!?!?
Edit:
I’m sorry I must of blinked 30k views!?!?!?!?
Edit AGAIN:
50k VIEWS!?!?!?!? Where are you guys coming from
FINAL EDIT:
100K!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
The Return of The Edits:
500,000!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I love you guys!!!
In all seriousness though, thank you guys so much this is actually insane much love to everybody❤
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Did you blink again 100k coming soon
Wait is this about the girl or Paracelsus?
blink once more and you're almost at 150
LISTEN HERE YOU RETARD
Why would I want to fix her? There's nothing to fix. The only problem here is that I'm not a 6 foot tall sentient key.
Mic drop.😎😎😎😎😎
well. get on that
They can fix here, but i ca fu-
@@skillissuegodfist228 aaand that's the right option 🌝🫰
I thought he was taller
She certainly keeps her husband under lock and key.
that joke is lame and i love it
@@thehighwind511…you think the two of them practice lock and ball torture
lore-wise she is literally exactly why his form is a key
@@lancesmith8298 LMAO
BAAAAA
DUUMMMMM
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>attractive woman
HEAR ME OUT
Nah this time it makes sense.
She’s clearly clinically insane and at best the exact opposite of an ideal romantic partner.
Im into it doh.
That's just half of it. Attractive with a side of mental illness
>sexy woman you have zero chance of ever getting with if she was real
OKAY HEAR ME OUT..
the key however,
@@garlicc1594 come on dawg.
She's so me, man. I can't believe I have a crush on a giant key
😂
I think everyone I know has a crush on Paracelsus. It's only fair you have one too.
AAHHHGGHHH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE I RELATE TO HER SM
Same 😤
Finally! Someone said it!
Paracelsus smile is diamond
Paracelsus: I'm in danger.
Paracelsus with a grill!?
is unbreakable, one might say
@@drmntpibbJOJO REFERENCE??
No it's teeth
Her animations are cute and goofy, perfect for a crazy lady
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, the rats made me crazy.
You can tell arcsys had fun bringing her back and I love it!
@@joshuah1968 crazy? I was crazy once
@@Jerrowashere They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy
@@macarci1006 Crazy? I was crazy once…
Me with that information: 🔑
That information is key to make her love you
😂
I just read
"me with that *key* information"
Time to lock the doors and hop on incognito mode…
✏️
Never wanted to be a six foot sentient key more in my life
@mikelonduckguey
OMG SO TRUE😭
i want HIM. i want THE KEY.
SAME (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ
I couldn’t do anything today because I was thinking of him 😩
Here you drop this
*REST IN PEACE*
1:16
Sooooo fucking real I NEED HIM
You people have to stop trying to say “hear me out” to conventionally attractive women. You gotta start saying it to fucked up shit. You know DAMN WELL he was not saying it about Paracelsus.
He talking about the key.
General rule of thumb: “hear me out” is reserved for monsterfuckers and people who are desperately down bad for a completely unknown background character so obscure that rule 34 implodes on itself
Attractive is more than looks. This woman is a deeply deranged lunatic who is sexually attracted to a key. Id say that counts as weird, regardless of her appearance.
You dont know he was talking about aba paracelcus is pretty handsome just look at his face and tell me hes not adorable
Like when I said it to elephant Mario 😊
Omg you’re right…
No wonder why she simps for a Key
Paracelsus is a BADDIE 🥵🥵🥵
So real😌🔥
Paracelsus can pick my lock 🥵
@@Myopinionisntvalidbut😰
I want to be her, cause Paracelsus is cool
DAS WHAT IM SAYING
Nah fam i wanna fuck that damn key
Legit question, is Paracelsus a word play on Paris Hilton?
@@xoLoveTruelySucksxono, it's wordplay on name Paracelsus
Hm, yes, the Paracelsus is made of Paracelsus
What do you mean hear me out? She's attractive as hell, nothing wrong about it
Crazy--never fuck with it
Shes in love with a key and very toxic
it's for the key
Glad to see Darwinism still works in human society despite our position as apex predators
Nah. She creepy
I have a crush on a 6ft sentient demon key. Not the weirdest, honestly.
At least you didn’t have a crush on Gerbo from Bugbo 😭🤚
@@Myopinionisntvalidbut Gerbo is nothing compared to the horrors I simp for
@@FunkyExistence Same. I simp for a green stick
@@FunkyExistence please list out all of things you simp for 🙏
@@Dewyinshiii lemme guess, green guy from roblox happy friends right?
Honestly i wouldn't purely because they're both such a genuinely cute couple. Like 0:58 is absolutely adorable
Fr ite even cute when paraculsus actually wants to make the relationship healthier, dude goes blue and its adorable
THEY WAY HE SHUDDERS AND BLUSHES AT THE LAST CLIP. Damn… I could take both
Right!!!
...in a fight,right?
@@whynato-7142No, in a threesome.
in a fight, RIGHT?
IN A FIGHT RIGHT
nono i agree with you 100% the cake, the smile, and their design
i too would do Paracelsus
I could hear Aba gasp 😂
😂
Amazing taste.
100% I HAVE to cosplay as Paracelsus fr
That key man, I wish I was her
Me too 🥺
I have never heard of nor played this game a day in my life but that sentient key got me feeling a certain way
Game: Guilty Gear Strive
Character: A.B.A
She is perfect.
100% agree!!!
He*
@@garlicbreadstick404 bro wtf are you smoking
@@ChronicallyTweaking Paracelsus is life
@@garlicbreadstick404 This ain't about him smh
"Mankind knew that they cannot change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beast..." -Narrator
Insert horned up beast. “Yep this is the problem with mankind we raised ho’s that wanna ride keys now,not the government taking our money and f’ing us any time they can it’s these ho’s man.”
“Heaven or hell”
So true
"Let's rock."
Ok hear me out
Paracelsus can get it
i can take them both (not in a fight)
@@darlinqq_ Best take by far.
I want to weld a giant key like him tbh
LMFAOO PARACELCUS' SMILE LOOKS LIKE THOSE FACE FILTERS😭
😂
my brother in christ she is in love with the key.
im also in love with the key. give me both of em
I wanna be the key to her lock
And so am I 😍🔑
aren't we all
Hear me out on Paracelsus
If he’s a Key then I’m a lock 🤤 and I need my safety pins pressed
That's wild💀
THATS WHAT IM SAYING 😩
ngga what
☠️☠️☠️☠️
that is the most wildest comment that i just saw in a damn while
This lady and sora should never under any circumstance meet.
😂
But who would win if they fought for some unknown reason?
ngl, that key kinda fine.
I wanna bring him to my room~
nah man, a Hear Me Out would be about the key
Ok but the key...
Hear me out on the key
0:39 nah he’s too fine I can’t resist😩
I love Paracelsus' voice
am i the only one simping over Paracelsus instead of A.B.A 😭
No. Let’s die by aba together.
Nah, same
I want that key as a weapon to be honest. Who doesnt want a key that huge which can transform into some other forms at will?
Never in my life have I ever wanted to be a large cartoon Key then right now
You and me both brother you and me both
Same. If I can’t have what I want I will become it.
fun fact: Both of them ended up working through their toxic relationship and agreed to be better people together
(For context, Para manipulated ABA at a vulnerable point cus he literally feeds on blood, and used her to provide him with sustenance).
The way Paracelsus shuddered >
0:57 i like how the sync with each other
if I was fighting her I would be like "maam, we are in a fight please stop grinding the sentient and possibly demonic key"
That's her husband lmao
@@MRUHEMU im aware but its a fight rn
Not possibly. Is demonic.
@@MRUHEMUYes, but we're in public. Have some common decency.
“I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.”
Same
Some mfs out here would want a woman like aba. Meanwhile im out here wanting that key. I don't care why or how it speaks. THATS ALOT OF GOLD AND THAT SELLS FOR ALOT!
Apparently he’s already taken
Don't let a.b.a hear you say that.😅
If y'all think that's gonna stop me. It won't I would go into there yank that key. And sell it and dip.
Steal Paracelcus and sell him to A.B.A.
It's a perfect loop
@@DissedRedEngie I think she'd rather kill you then take the key back
0:35 that’s her movement she just hauls him towards you💀
I don’t play guilty gear, but bro, they got some interesting movement for a fighting game
Hear me out on that key
You're absolute right.
Would Paracelsus 😍
I want Paracelsus so bad
"A.B.A. is keysexual"
Me turning into a key:
😂
0:19 her legs are convulsing and changing shape😭
Even better 😏
The yams
Not going to lie wasn't expecting that noise to come out of the key.
The voice actor is going so fucking hard.
The VA must be having fun. Imagine being told, "Now, I want you to sound like you're crazy down bad for a key." I'd be having fun too.
That shit makes me hard
Me too
I was too
That's what she said.
I’m getting soul eater vibes here.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that lol
i want to be him
I have the same thing with my axe it speaks to me ive had it for 10 years and its helped me cope with my schizophrenia
I couldn't live without it I always feel like someone is trying to take it from me that's why I live alone in the woods it's always so quiet
“I CAN FIX HER”
DAWG A KEY ALREADY DID
OH.. I THOUGHT UHM.. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE KEY 💀
Paracelsus can pick my lock~
Oh my😳
Paracelsus my new favorite character ong
She doesn’t need to be fixed
i want the key dude ngl
Paracelsus? IM HEARING YOU
I love A.B.A so much bro-
Right! She is so adorable!!!
Mhm!
I want them both not even gonna lie 😭
He's voice (Paraselcuc) >>>>>>>>>>❤❤❤
Are we talking ABA or Paracelsus?
both
Yes
Yes.
I transform into keyblade
Idk who this character is but I’m obsessed
Her name is A.B.A a character from the guilty gear franchise, who recently is the new character to play in Guilty Gear Strive
You and me both, ever since I discovered A.B.A yesterday I just kept finding more content from guilty gear. I am literally so obsessed with a game I've never played.
The only one who can fix her is Paracelsus
One of the most loving relationships I’ve ever seen
I can’t believe I have to be a crazy lady to get with that key :(
I want to get into this game, so I had my friend explain the gist with each character, and when he got to this one, he said “the key is her husband don’t question it”
LOL he’s not wrong😂
Okay the key lookin cute tho ☺️
"ok guys hear me out..." and there's nothing to hear out and it's just a pretty lady
god i wish that were me.
Yeah, Paracelsus is cool
SHE'S RIDING A LIVING DEMON KEY💀
He’s perfect
Smash....both, next question
THANK YOU
Who the hell would want her?
Me asf: 🔑
Im starting to think people aren't joking about being attracted to Paracelsus
Idk man, people can even simp on a rock
@@Badex_1313 Yeah but he's flat on one side and sharp on the other, than you're just stuck with a weird key and I doubt A.D.A will tell you her method
I am not joking one bit hes like a bunny 🐰 with those ears hes so cute dude I would kiss him
@@miaoumiaou3100 He's a key. Blud that is a object.
@@user-ep7ye3im9wso?
They’re actually pretty cute
That’s what I’m saying
shes getting it..
DOMAIN EXPANSIONS
INFINITE BACKSHOTS
MALEVOLENT FRONTSHOTS
Oh my 😳
@@mexasazes3329 only a few select of backshotters/frontshotters know this technique...
horny technique:THICKEST WHITE
The key too ngl
@@Ufffdeezuu446u true true
Good peg victim
Some people want to be that Key, and others want to be that Girl 😈
Oh my😳
She can fix me. She can fix me. She can fix me. She can fix me.
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY 0:02 !!!!
You can't fix her
Fix what?🤨
Cause’ Paracelsus already has
What's there to fix?
Can’t believe this giant key is better with women than I am
You and me both my guy…
Ladies and gentleman, you can NOT fix her.
That key needs to blink twice if he needs help.
Hear me out fellas
You cannot fix her
For she already has someone who has the "Key" to her heart
Fix her? I wan't he to do whatever she wants with me as long as she keeps me with her
So im the only one who understands her, I mean- Para is very cute
I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THIS TO MY YOUNGER COUSIN HELP
LMAO
What did they say?
“Bro I swear I can fix her.”
I CAN!!!!!
No. She is married. Paracelsus did that already.
1:14 how that one homie acts when 20 dollars is brought into the equation
1:14 the “hear me out” bro memes start here
To everyone who can say I can fix her. Paracelsus already did. Go home. You're not him.
Just saw their ending. He really did...By turning blue.
Paracelsus' moan awakened something wiithin me
Oh no not you too😂
Whats so wholesome is, in the lore.
Para has the power to mind control, he could make everyone around him to fight to the death even.
But para is described more kind and gentle around aba.
"I can fix her, but should I?"
can i be the key?
If you’re the key, can you pick my lock? 🤤
@@Myopinionisntvalidbut what in the hell
@@Sh1v3rIZAE If anyone asks, I said nothing
Can I be A.B.A?
@@MyopinionisntvalidbutI ask to say nothing but the voices don’t agree with me so here we are.