Good attempt Mark but, probably, better if you enter every word in the punchline like " the first words that I USED were " who threw that"..... ps: Only joshing with you Mate... pps: I have no idea why I phrased the previous line as I did as I am a Londoner who has never been within 8,000 miles of Oz.....:)
That was actually a recycled Roy Chubby Brown joke from the 1980's. Chubby Brown's joke was "We used to live a stones throw from the sea, you could tell that 'cause all the fucking windows were broken" .....
You know when you get those chills of embarrassment for someone? well sam pangs attempt at an accent was deplorable... & he had the gall to rib the moonman about his perfect scouse accent on another episode.
“They’re literally a stones throw from where I was born... In fact, the first words that I said were “who threw that?’” 🤣🤣🤣
Good attempt Mark but, probably, better if you enter every word in the punchline like " the first words that I USED were " who threw that".....
ps: Only joshing with you Mate...
pps: I have no idea why I phrased the previous line as I did as I am a Londoner who has never been within 8,000 miles of Oz.....:)
That was actually a recycled Roy Chubby Brown joke from the 1980's.
Chubby Brown's joke was "We used to live a stones throw from the sea, you could tell that 'cause all the fucking windows were broken" .....
Whenever I see Tim I just smile the entire video. He's the kinda guy. 💖
THE funniest guy
EVER!!!!
SUTTON TIL I DIE! Tim Vine is an absolute legend, had the pleasure of interviewing him at the game - a brilliant 4-0 win for the Us
Johnnie Lowery
I'm surprised Tim didn't tell his classic footy joke: Can you tell me your availability to run a football team in Sheffield? I can't manage Wednesday.
So I was running up the wing....
"It's very hard to move your mouth and make the sound come out later" hahaha
Basically, 3 guys doing a soccer show, knowing nothing about it, job saved by Tim Vine
Wiped the floor with them! He just mopped everything up;-))
5:36 Akinfenwa the beast
It was him! Who did he play for before Wimbledon?
atomicmrpelly gillingham & Northampton recently
The funniest guy EVER!!!
As in his joke...."I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.”....:)
Lehmo cheated. He had cue cards. All of Tim's jokes were from memory.
I think they took the award off him for that.
I was astonished to hear he had the record as I’ve never found him slightly amusing.
That’s just like stealing jokes for a routine - shit effort.
I assume you are referring to this Bounder=Lehmo and not the noble Sir Timothy Vine...
bring humour back into football
Sutton United non-league represent!
I bet you guys can’t think of another word for puncture .......no pressure guys.
That was a bit of a letdown.
that joke really fell flat
is santo wearing a cardiff city shirt there?
Sutton Utd - fine 4-0 victory over Carlisle on Saturday. :)
he is defo not "FAT Forward"
What's the song at about 2:17?
Darude - Sandstorm
Chase & Status feat Liam Bailey - Blind Faith
thanks mate :)
You know when you get those chills of embarrassment for someone? well sam pangs attempt at an accent was deplorable... & he had the gall to rib the moonman about his perfect scouse accent on another episode.
wow these guys dont know anything about football
In fairness for the record of number of jokes told in an hour, there is no requirement that the jokes actually need to be funny.
He tells enough that if you don't like a particular joke you don't have to wait long for a different one.
24magiccarrot Well thats got Lehmo covered!! 😉😂😉
24magiccarrot Yeah there is, they had to get what they classed as "genuine laughs"
There had to a laugh. Tim said there's a few of his that didn't count in another interview I think
I DID NOT KNOW THAT
Babooned off, after a random Giraffe 😂
I've already given it a like but it is football and not the gay rugby you lot play i hope
Where's the misses... Lmfao..
Is he EVER GOING TO ACTUALLY BE FUNNY?!?!?!?! So far up until 2019 he fails every time he tells one of his awful jokes!
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You AGAIN ! IKNEW there could not be TWO people who disliked Tim....
Isleofskye there are many many more than just me!
@@bradleybaum9000 True. There's one bloke in Bristol another in Mablethorpe and, apparently, 2 Women in Chipping Sodbury so you are right :)
Isleofskye I said many many more which would be millions more on top of the ones you said!