I love that the cake is actually pretty normal and then she starts going off about garnishes that get increasingly insane and sadistic, and this whole time she's just casually spinning around.
Adjustsble aluminium head positioner, Slaughter electric needle injector, Cordless needle injector, needle injector driver, needle injector gun, cranium caps. Seems perfectly normal to me
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Hello! Saxton Hale here with my new book, "How to kill someone with YOUR BARE HANDS!" Written by me, Saxton Hale! Buy it now, or I'll come to your house and give you a free demonstration!
Fun fact: this dialogue is recycled from a very early scraped version of the glados boss fight where she would recite these lines. You can actually tell it's just a slowed down version of glados's voice when you listen to it with that context in mind. It would continue for a long time with an added "crazy vanilla cake" line, repeated a whole lot. That's what the achievement crazy vanilla cake is in reference too.
This dialogue is the only one which is better in Russian dub than in original. Russian dub of P1 is unfamous for being extremely bad, it's voiced by 1 person and it has neither glitches in test chamber nor voice changes during boss battle. Also, yesterday we were told to bring some posters to school. Today (April 1st) I sent this recipe to my class's WhatsApp chat, saying we also need this
In the first portal game they tried their hardest to make all the robots sound like text to speech voices. It really paid off and contributed to the overall feeling of the game
One cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb Adjustable aluminum head positioner Slaughter electric needle injector Cordless electric needle injector Injector needle driver Injector needle gun Cranial caps And it contains proven preservatives and gas and oder control chemicals, that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue
For the curious, the normal part of this recipe is for German's chocolate cake, a layered chocolate cake filled and topped with a coconut-pecan frosting. It's named after a guy named Samuel German, who developed a type of dark baking chocolate for the Baker's Chocolate Company in 1852. Over a century later, in 1957, a recipe called "German's Chocolate Cake", which was created by a Dallas housewife and used Samuel German's baking chocolate, appeared as the "Recipe of the Day" in _The Dallas Morning News._ General Foods, which owned the Baker's brand, distributed the recipe to many other newspapers, and it became very popular.
When I first moved to Germany, I went to a bakery and asked for my favourite cake "German chocolate cake". The lady pointed at all the different types of chocolate cake she has in the bakery
The cake/intelligence core got incinerated during the GLaDOS fight along with other personality cores. Wheatley (a.k.a. intelligence dampening sphere) was one of the many cores that awoke after the events of Portal 1 to maintain the facility due to GLaDOS being shut down.
I just woke up from the coma after making this cake and eating it... ...luckily it keeps pretty well, so might as well have another piece. See you in another 13 years!
Google Translated version: Transfer the brownie mixture to an 18.25 oz "Period," he said. "Three leaves and four cups of olive oil." "What a big egg." Delicious chocolate. - Three to four cups of butter or margarine - One, two, three cups of sugar “A flower has two cups. “For example, don't forget the jewelry. "Fishing Club". "Food of Light". "Grassfish". Like Tabata "Ethylbenzene has a fishy smell," he said. Remove the leaves and drain. A common factor is the size of the fish. "He's an athlete in the sun." Different types of fish. "Lemon market". "Alpha Line" is the name of the game. "Asymmetric Polyester Resin". "Carton" is the name. "Cow's milk and cow's milk products." "Nine Magical Fruits." "Twelve Chinese Geomembranes". "sugar in the cup" He said he would kill them all with his bare hands. - 2 cups of bread, cut into slices "Two and three glasses of pasta." "from below". "Wachman and the Orange Bear." "Three spoons, put them on fire." "Finding Raghu" "Connect the dots." Two tablespoons of garlic juice. msgstr "The best set of mignon files." "Electrical Theory". "Electric Water". “It's an aerosol. "Point the needle." "MU High School". It has proven healing properties, very rich, relaxing and aromatic. "Go away, because you smell like a corpse."
Man, other than the pecan frosting, this sounds pretty good. Plus, 9 eggs is a tad much. Closer to 4 or 5 eggs is much better, as too many or two few will mess up the taste, texture and structure. Can't wait to try it!
The "entry" one implies to me that it was an array or data list of some kind that got corrupted and started partially repeating, hence the fish and rhubarbs. It also mentions cranial caps and head positioners, which seem like the kind of thing you'd use to upload a person to an AI, so could be hinting towards glados's backstory
i tried the cake and let me say that the fish shaped polymer resin and fish shaped ethyl-benzine made this recipe, the fact that i get severe internal hemorrhaging is a nice added bonus to this delicious cake. 9.75/10, would give it 10/10 but those hospital bills
Here's the way I heard it all: I ran out of time while dashing toward the incinerator carrying the blue core, and stopped to take the dog for a walk. I didn't press any key after getting my limit of deadly neurotoxin, and as I came back into the apartment, up the stairs, into my room, I couldn't help but hear enough of the recipe to realize it's going on for so long. I must have listened to it six times through before I went out looking for a video like this one. Hilarious stuff.
I want to see an interaction between the Fact Core and the Intelligence core. It would be very interesting to see Fact argue with the *Cake-obsessed* Core, and would often mock or complement the cake recipe. The Intelligence Core wouldn't interact much to Fact's gibberish, however he would probably correct some of his incorrect information.
I love that the cake is actually pretty normal and then she starts going off about garnishes that get increasingly insane and sadistic, and this whole time she's just casually spinning around.
Shaped like fish
Sediment shaped sediment
wow, you mean you watched video?
She? Isn’t this meant to be Wheatley?
@@bartybum
That's one of the personality cores attached to Glados.
I tried baking this cake, and let me tell you, I wouldn't recommend it to anybody.
Tasted like fish. I think it was the rhubarb.
Dee-Man Draws Announcer: expect death within the next 24 hours.
R/madlads
It had fish shaped ethylbenzene in ut
Nah you probably forgot the fiberglass surface resins
Are you puting resin in it too!?
"And sediment shaped sediment"
cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
12 medium geo-synthetic membranes
...Why do I get the feeling I don’t want the cake...?
*FISH SHAPED DIRT*
FUHCHK shaped like fish
At first it seems normal, then it gets weird, and THEN it goes insane
Adjustsble aluminium head positioner, Slaughter electric needle injector, Cordless needle injector, needle injector driver, needle injector gun, cranium caps.
Seems perfectly normal to me
An *entry* called *How to kill someone with your bare hands.* Seems like this is normal too.
The way it just spins makes it so much funnier and i dont know why
I find it really cute
I like to think like he ate a weird cake and now all he can think is cake if you catch my drift
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@@Star.6739he's drunk
This thing has one thought in its head, and that is not gyro stability.
*Writes down the recipe* Okay, so how do I actually cook the thing?
Cake Core: ................
Me: ..............................
Fighter_Builder with an aperture science intelligence incinerator
@your least favorite youtuber LOL
This is where the real testing begins
*recites recipe again*
Wheatley
"One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb."
Mark Lund best rhubarb ever
meaning: bend the rhubarb into a bun.
Wtf does that mean?!?
Shaped like fish.
Only the finest from the Rhubarb triangle.
The core forgot the fish-shaped rhubarb sediment needle injector resins.
Really are you serious. If I ever ate a cake with that many ingredients I would just drop dead. 😵😵😵😵😵😵
But hey, at least we know the cake isn't a lie.
Its quality is.
1 cup fish-shaped rhubarb sediment needle injector resins.
IMPOSSIBLE XD
I knew it tasted off.
"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix."
"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting."
"Three slash four cup vegetable oil."
"Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips."
"Three slash four cups butter or margarine."
"One and two third cups granulated sugar."
"Two cups all purpose flour."
"Don't forget garnishes such as:"
"Fish shaped crackers."
"Fish shaped candies."
"Fish shaped solid waste."
"Fish shaped dirt."
"Fish shaped ethyl benzene."
"Pull and peel licorice."
"Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment."
"Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish."
"One cup lemon juice."
"Alpha resins."
"Unsaturated polyester resin."
"Fiberglass surface resins."
"And volatile malted milk impoundments."
"Nine large egg yolks."
"Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes."
"One cup granulated sugar."
"An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'."
"Two cups rhubarb, sliced."
"Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb."
"One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb."
"One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb."
"Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire."
"One large rhubarb."
"One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb."
"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice."
"Adjustable aluminum head positioner."
"Slaughter electric needle injector."
"Cordless electric needle injector."
"Injector needle driver."
"Injector needle gun."
"Cranial caps."
"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals."
"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.""One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix."
"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting."
"Three slash four cup vegetable oil."
"Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips."
"Three slash four cups butter or margarine."
"One and two third cups granulated sugar."
"Two cups all purpose flour."
"Don't forget garnishes such as:"
"Fish shaped crackers."
"Fish shaped candies."
"Fish shaped solid waste."
"Fish shaped dirt."
"Fish shaped ethyl benzene."
"Pull and peel licorice."
"Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment."
"Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish."
"One cup lemon juice."
"Alpha resins."
"Unsaturated polyester resin."
"Fiberglass surface resins."
"And volatile malted milk impoundments."
"Nine large egg yolks."
"Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes."
"One cup granulated sugar."
"An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'."
"Two cups rhubarb, sliced."
"Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb."
"One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb."
"One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb."
"Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire."
"One large rhubarb."
"One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb."
"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice."
"Adjustable aluminum head positioner."
"Slaughter electric needle injector."
"Cordless electric needle injector."
"Injector needle driver."
"Injector needle gun."
"Cranial caps."
"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals."
"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."
That is the recipe for his cake
i cant believe i listened to this lol
*T H A N K Y O U*
At the end I thought it said "deep penetrations asians" I was like what the fuck??? XD
Good on you, why would you do that?
The recipe seemed alright until he started mentioning fish shaped stuff and rhubarb. One thing he forgot.
Fish Shaped Rhubarb.
yes. he forgot that
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped fish
@@jaivinti7493 dirt shaped rhubarb
Fish-shaped rhubarb on fire. Shaped like fish.
1:40 is crazy
Also, "an entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'"? Sounds like something Saxton Hale would write.
He did.
I'm reading it now.
It is fantastic.
Invader GIR *steals and puts into a big pot full of ingredients for the cake*
+Invader GIR WATE A SECOND I KNOW YOU...INVADER ZIM THATS WHUT YOUR FROME😎
oh hey javascript, are you taking an cofee made with "RHUBARB"
Hello! Saxton Hale here with my new book, "How to kill someone with YOUR BARE HANDS!" Written by me, Saxton Hale! Buy it now, or I'll come to your house and give you a free demonstration!
Fun fact: this dialogue is recycled from a very early scraped version of the glados boss fight where she would recite these lines. You can actually tell it's just a slowed down version of glados's voice when you listen to it with that context in mind.
It would continue for a long time with an added "crazy vanilla cake" line, repeated a whole lot. That's what the achievement crazy vanilla cake is in reference too.
How did I not notice that. Iet me fact check it. I'll edit this comment.
Edit: It's true...
It’s actually vanilla crazy cake not crazy vanilla cake
I played portal project beta and can confirm this, I just which someone would post a video of that
could you post a link with a video of that please? I'm so interested in it
This dialogue is the only one which is better in Russian dub than in original. Russian dub of P1 is unfamous for being extremely bad, it's voiced by 1 person and it has neither glitches in test chamber nor voice changes during boss battle. Also, yesterday we were told to bring some posters to school. Today (April 1st) I sent this recipe to my class's WhatsApp chat, saying we also need this
Ive followed the recipe and this looks nothing like a cake....
It looks like a big colorful fish....
With Rhubarb
And needles sticking out of it
And I think it knows how to kill someone with it’s bare hands.
And a 20 foot impermeable clay layer.
That's because the cake is a lie
Now I feel like GLaDOS wasn't lying about the cake....
I feel like this would make a really nice cake...
...to kill someone in one bite
The cake wasn't a lie
U_MAN_SPARTAN_15 __ The cake's quality is.
Gabriel Hujjat depends if you were trying to make a poison cake (Hey, that rhymed!)
U_MAN_SPARTAN_15 __ One thing's for sure, it'd taste like rhubarb and charcoal.
I think the cake had a bomb in there ._.
"...and candy covered peanut butter pieces.
Shaped like fish."
The characters of Portal always spoke in such technical manners.
Well they are robots... That's what robots do, yo! I should know, some of my best friends are robots.
12 MEDIUM GEOSYNTHETIC MEMBRANES
In the first portal game they tried their hardest to make all the robots sound like text to speech voices. It really paid off and contributed to the overall feeling of the game
Oh holy crap this was 8 years ago 0-0
@@halopro8958 Shaped like fish.
Favorite things:
1. Rhubarb
2. Fish-Shaped Items
3. Needle Injector
4. Rhubarb Fish-Shaped Items
5. Fish-Shaped Needle Injectors
6. Sediment Shaped Sediment
7. Cake Mix
8. Rhubarb
9. Fish-Shaped Cake Mix
10. Rhubarb
All Purpose Rhubarb
One cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric needle injector
Cordless electric needle injector
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Cranial caps
And it contains proven preservatives and gas and oder control chemicals, that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue
rhubarb on fire
You forgot the Geosynthetic Membranes...
11. An entry of "How to kill someone with your bare hands"
For the curious, the normal part of this recipe is for German's chocolate cake, a layered chocolate cake filled and topped with a coconut-pecan frosting. It's named after a guy named Samuel German, who developed a type of dark baking chocolate for the Baker's Chocolate Company in 1852. Over a century later, in 1957, a recipe called "German's Chocolate Cake", which was created by a Dallas housewife and used Samuel German's baking chocolate, appeared as the "Recipe of the Day" in _The Dallas Morning News._ General Foods, which owned the Baker's brand, distributed the recipe to many other newspapers, and it became very popular.
neat
actually, you mean Aperture Science's Vanilla Crazy Cake?
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When I first moved to Germany, I went to a bakery and asked for my favourite cake "German chocolate cake". The lady pointed at all the different types of chocolate cake she has in the bakery
It was probably for the best that Chell was never given the cake.
Employee: “Hi, how can I help you?”
Me: “Does his store happen to have a cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb?”
Employee: ... what the f**k
"got any needle injectors, cranium caps and adjustable head positioners? Well that's a shane"
This is why you buy from the dark web. They got all that stuff on there.
I read the employee's lines in Seth Rogen's voice lol
"Hi, do you happen to have any fish-shaped rhubarb in stock?"
"Hi, does this store have an entry called "How to Kill Someone with your Bare Hands"?"
"Get the fuck out of my store or else I will call the cops"
Could not find half this stuff in Tesco...
Have you tried Walmart?
@@halopro8958 Well have you ATE Walmart?
Maybe Lidl
DO YOU NOT HAVE WALMART OR KING SOOPERS WHERE YOU LIVE!?
@@SnowyFoxlinn missing that walmart freedom
i think it need some more fish-shaped dirt
We also need fish shapped solid waste... :\
More Rhubarb on fire
Did you add the rhubarb?
kid named sediment shaped sediment
@@sovietunion7643 dude I made this comment when I was 11
Yumm, fish shaped Ethol Benzine solid waste with a hint of rhubarb on fire.
Exquisite 👌
Yes, very commonly desired things
SOMEBODY UNLIKE THIS RIGHT NOW.
This guy enjoys Rhubarb...
Fish too
@@lifehandzlemons9236 Fish _shapes_
I fixed the likes
I like how all the animations of the cores are accurate and then there is Cake Core just vibing.
I actually made this cake, tasted like rhubarb and fish mostly, i gonna die soon
+Casey Prumbach lol
how did you get sediment shaped sediment and needles tho
pharmacies and the ground
**eats the cake**
*_[tastez liek fish shaped everithin with rhubarbz in piez, orange flavored]_*
why would it taste like fish? there's no fish in the recipe.
Everyone just remember that GlaDos probably heard this cake recipe 24/7
Probably thought "how many ingredients does this cake have?!"
Well that was the oddest cake recipe I've ever heard. :|
MC TEEN if you used all the ingredients listed it would be the shittiest cake in the history of the world
MC TEEN, you don't understand. RHUBARB.
not to mention you'd probably drop dead on the first bite lol
I made cake like this
I know right? Such a weird recipe! They never put enough rhubarb!
This sounds like a recipe of a HowToBasic video
Seems legit.
Minus the ten thousand eggs.
@@howardvonstauffer It must have replace them with rhubarb and gore stuff at the end.
The way Glados says "rhubarb" has lived in my head rent free for the better part of 15 years
"An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'"
I will bet you ANYTHING that Saxton Hale wrote that.
Life goals: Learn how to talk like that.
Jasper Heinrichs I've got Wheatley down... now, GLaDOS.
ThatHauntFreak2 i've got turrets and glados
YA I WANT TO TALK LIKE HIM (not sarcasm)...IM THE SON OF THIS PROFIAL
"I'm different." Turret #?????
Intelligence Core
Worked for me, thanks!
0:00-0:24 sounds all right. Everything else is probably optional.
No, it’s all mandatory…
@@VagueNaming Manndatory, you could say?
Fish shaped crackers and candies are ok
Well they are all garnishes, so don't forget them
Taking out the random stuff makes a really good cake
what is "random stuff"
is it everything that shouldn't be in a cake at all?
Yes, ofc
ok dude, you go ahead and a make a cake with 4 eggs plus nine large egg yolks.
@@BrowncoatFairy the 9 egg yolks are garnishes btw
even though this recipe can kill you, can’t we just agree this is the cutest and best core?
what about curiosity core? that one's adorable
Curiosity core can get insufferable because it loops goes through its lines much quicker
Uhhhh... I'll pass on the cake
If that's what's in the cake, I'm glad it was a lie!
oh you'll pass alright
The cake/intelligence core got incinerated during the GLaDOS fight along with other personality cores. Wheatley (a.k.a. intelligence dampening sphere) was one of the many cores that awoke after the events of Portal 1 to maintain the facility due to GLaDOS being shut down.
This core is *GENIUS*
Now I got a chocolate deadly cake
you mean a "vanilla crazy cake" right?
AWWW, there's no fished shaped solid waste at the grocery store, man I really wanted to make that cake
look in the restrooms, maybe someone ate fish
Fish shaped rhubarb resins work as a substitute.
Impressive how aperture actually transfered how to basic's conscience into a core.
sediment shaped like sediment
“ An entry called, _How to Kill Someone with your Bare Hands_ “
Shaped like fish.
I like how Logic Core's middle part is just constantly spinning
I just woke up from the coma after making this cake and eating it...
...luckily it keeps pretty well, so might as well have another piece.
See you in another 13 years!
Probebly wheatly after he lost all his fundamental knowledge in space hearing space core saying space for 9 years straight
Google Translated version:
Transfer the brownie mixture to an 18.25 oz
"Period," he said.
"Three leaves and four cups of olive oil."
"What a big egg." Delicious chocolate.
- Three to four cups of butter or margarine
- One, two, three cups of sugar
“A flower has two cups.
“For example, don't forget the jewelry.
"Fishing Club".
"Food of Light".
"Grassfish".
Like Tabata
"Ethylbenzene has a fishy smell," he said.
Remove the leaves and drain.
A common factor is the size of the fish.
"He's an athlete in the sun." Different types of fish.
"Lemon market".
"Alpha Line" is the name of the game.
"Asymmetric Polyester Resin".
"Carton" is the name.
"Cow's milk and cow's milk products."
"Nine Magical Fruits."
"Twelve Chinese Geomembranes".
"sugar in the cup"
He said he would kill them all with his bare hands.
- 2 cups of bread, cut into slices
"Two and three glasses of pasta."
"from below".
"Wachman and the Orange Bear."
"Three spoons, put them on fire."
"Finding Raghu"
"Connect the dots."
Two tablespoons of garlic juice.
msgstr "The best set of mignon files."
"Electrical Theory".
"Electric Water".
“It's an aerosol.
"Point the needle."
"MU High School".
It has proven healing properties, very rich, relaxing and aromatic.
"Go away, because you smell like a corpse."
I don't know why, but him spinning like that and saying that recipe in the laziest and most monotone tone I've ever heard just makes me laugh too much
Apparently the Cake/Intelligence Core just has slowed down GLaDOS voice lines that were scrapped
"One cup lemon juice"
*Cave Johnson flashbacks*
This core starts talking about how to preserve humans which is really, really creepy, that’s what the needle injector is I’m pretty sure.
i can see why the core became so interested in this "recipe"
It seems to have gotten confused and mixed up the recipe with a shopping list of body-preservation equipment.
I always found this particular core very cute with his sweet little voice
wait until u realise the last ingredients are used to preserve dead bodies
@@NIceGAl-sr5fj hahahaha it's still cute tho, with its monotone voice. And funny
Don’t forget how it spins because thats also cute
“2 tablespoons rubharb on fire”
now the cake is a truth :D
Glados hears this every day
Fun fact: this is the exact recipient for the cake at the end of the game
Hedcrab would like that *PRETTY GOOD CAKE*
By the end it really is just describing the process of preserving a corpse, huh
I love the way he says "rhubarb"
"rhu _barb_"
This core is so cute-looking, and the voice adds to it
It tasted like rhubarb, dirt, and blood. I don't remember putting so much blood in this cake.
So my mom went to make this cake for me for my birthday and was... intrigued once she read this recipe.
Baby Wheatley making cake
Man, other than the pecan frosting, this sounds pretty good. Plus, 9 eggs is a tad much. Closer to 4 or 5 eggs is much better, as too many or two few will mess up the taste, texture and structure.
Can't wait to try it!
@FizzleDrunk Well, its been 2 years so I'd say he probably didn't
@FizzleDrunk what about the ingredients for preserving a dead body?
no the 9 egg yolks aren't for making the cake... those are the garnish
I snorted so hard when it said “pull and peel licorice”. Don’t know why.
i actually thought at first this was normal cake
Summed up recipe:
•fish
•dirt
•book
•tools
you forgot the rhubarb
its all fun and games until it starts telling you how to make a human clone
1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut-pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
Fish-shaped crackers
Fish-shaped candies
Fish-shaped solid waste
Fish-shaped dirt
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
Pull-and-peel licorice
Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
1 cup lemon juice
Alpha resins
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
2 cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
1 large rhubarb
1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric needle injector
Cordless electric needle injector
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Cranial caps
ok
Fun fact: the head positioner and the rest past that point is how to preserve a dead human body...
The quoted garnishes aren’t actually a part of the recipe. Key words: “such as”.
Instructions unclear: I don't know what tempurature to bake it at
"Sediment-shaped sediment."
Why do I suddenly not want the cake?
That tiny little pause before the "shaped like fish" made me laugh for some reason
Some off the ingredients are actually used to preserve a human body in the morgue before a funeral or cremation.
Sus
Howtobasic has competition
1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut-pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish-shaped crackers
Fish-shaped candies
Fish-shaped solid waste
Fish-shaped dirt
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
Pull-and-peel licorice
Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
1 cup lemon juice
Alpha resins
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
2 cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
1 large rhubarb
1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric needle injector
Cordless electric needle injector
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Cranial caps
And it contains proven preservatives, deep-penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
amazing
"As well as areas of the body that arterial embalment may have missed... and rhubarb."
ok
I used to think the core would actually say a legit cake recipe. This was before I found this video.
Instructions unclear, I ended up building a gundam somehow
The "entry" one implies to me that it was an array or data list of some kind that got corrupted and started partially repeating, hence the fish and rhubarbs. It also mentions cranial caps and head positioners, which seem like the kind of thing you'd use to upload a person to an AI, so could be hinting towards glados's backstory
"DEEP PENETRATION" is my favorite cake ingredient 01:56
When in doubt, add more rhubarb
He sounds so chill I love it 😂
Mann, 11 years ago...
I think I need more fish shaped solid waste and orange rhubarb to make this. Period.
Candy Coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
The fish part made me LOL.
look's like it's also saying the materials to make a core
Tf was aperture thinking
i tried the cake and let me say that the fish shaped polymer resin and fish shaped ethyl-benzine made this recipe, the fact that i get severe internal hemorrhaging is a nice added bonus to this delicious cake. 9.75/10, would give it 10/10 but those hospital bills
DAMN IT I ONLY HAVE SWEET CHOCLATE CHIP COOKIES
This core is crazier than space core.
_sets down massive cake filled with fish-shaped items_
Friend: "Why does this taste like rhubarb?"
_punches his head in with a needle gun_
Here's the way I heard it all: I ran out of time while dashing toward the incinerator carrying the blue core, and stopped to take the dog for a walk. I didn't press any key after getting my limit of deadly neurotoxin, and as I came back into the apartment, up the stairs, into my room, I couldn't help but hear enough of the recipe to realize it's going on for so long. I must have listened to it six times through before I went out looking for a video like this one. Hilarious stuff.
Fun Fact! the core's voice is actually GLaDOS' but slowed down by like 20 percent.
I love this little guy.
13 people don't like Rhubarb, Sediment, Fish and injector needle guns.
HZTB there’s eight more people that don’t like those, either. XD
It's even funnier once you consider the circumstances in which this plays
Me: *searches for cake recipe*
Bing: *normal cake recipe*
Google:
Here I thought it'd be the other way around 😂
The last few lines is about preserving a corpse but no one in the comments seem to acknowledge that
The cake is still a lie after all these years.
"You will be baked, and then there will be cake"
I want to see an interaction between the Fact Core and the Intelligence core. It would be very interesting to see Fact argue with the *Cake-obsessed* Core, and would often mock or complement the cake recipe. The Intelligence Core wouldn't interact much to Fact's gibberish, however he would probably correct some of his incorrect information.