If Airlines Were People
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- Who needs first class when you have no class ✈️
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“you smell… you smell” I lost it
SAME I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY IT AND JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING "You smell like a tiny-"
3.2k likes and one comment? I'll make comment 2!
What? No American Airlines?
Lost what?
@@emans1684 r/whooosh
"Who needs first class when you got no class" 😂😂😂😂
People are not giving this line enough creeeddditttt lol 😂
most average communist lol@@KayxzTarot
@@KayxzTarotfr
Lol, I'm a bit offended because I always fly southwest. I love the two bags for free and open seating. Make sure you select boarding group number A be there early and you pretty much get first pick of your seat. I'm a window seat person so I'll put my purse in the middle seat to discourage others from sitting right next to me. Another perk is you're not ever automatically stuck next to some loud kids or some gross old man. I'd love to fly first class but I can't afford it. Why does he have to be so raggedy?? We do not look like that. We also have classes A and B.
They're not saying passengers look like that. It's to convey the publics general perception of the companies themselves
The second they said "oh no" I knew spirit was comin 🤣🤣🤣
The moment the third door bell rang, I knew spirits was coming.
Same and I'm not even American, but it's so infamous 😭😭😭
The beer stolen from Jet Blue was hilarious.
Ironically they almost merged. 😢
As a Greyhound driver, I don’t know if I should be happy we were spared or sad because we were forgotten 😂
Took a greyhound bus back from Chicago once. ONCE.
*for a reason*
Frontier patting Greyhound on the back: "don't worry mate, we'll get invited to the party someday!"
He didn't want to get banned.
Rabbit? Anyone?
As a one time rider for 1,500 miles on Greyhound, I can say it is safe for you to be left out of this conversation. I don't want to see anyone light themselves on fire for a skit.
I flew Spirit once. Once.
In the middle of my nap, the stewardess woke me up and informed me it was my turn to fly the plane.
Hahahahahahaha this is the best comment i hope he sees this and pins it.
Perfect joke, felt like i was at your stand up special 😂😂😂😂😂
Cap
Hahahahaha😂😂😂Best comment ever.
@@Deion245whatsup with you? 💀
He IS being funny
@@flyingdoggo316 he's not
Traveling through the Rockies by Amtrak is one of the coolest trips you can go on.
The “biscoff?” Joke for united really did it for me 😂😂😂
and its good too🫢
Those are 1 of 2 of the best “airline snacks” 🤣 next is stroopwafels
@@AliceRose413 Fr the stroop waffle is good too 😂😂
Yup. We need a sequel of this. British Airways. Emirates. Air France. Air Canada.
And American.
El Al.
Lufthansa
Please...as if Emirates ever hanged out with those poor loosers, and Air France is way to hot for this kind of company
LOL!!@@JM-mh1pp
Delta pilots land better drunk then spirit pilots do sober
Spirit pilots land worse than drunk student pilots (like me)
💀
@@tuckertheyoutuber901I'd probably trust you more, plus it costs extra to trust spirit
Yeah thats if your plan ever actually gets to the gate the day youwant to leave
I thought I was gonna die in a standard flight on spirit but felt perfectly safe taking off on a delta plane 20 minutes before a hurricane hit.
“You smell…you smell.” Is just the absolute highlight of this all😭
"Compensating for your tiny cockpit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
United has Airbus
Emotional damage 💀
@@sammierose1150 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fr 😂😂😂 it’s so funny!
@@ARTwithsam55 Lmbo! He nailed it!
Oh my gosh “who needs first class when you’ve got no class” is my new favorite line 😂
Charlie needs to make that into a shirt🤔
That's what I was about to say
Ah, yes. Communism.
@@possiblyabear451 that's not the joke and you know it
@@possiblyabear451
Dude, I hate communism as much as any other red blooded working class American, but seriously how does that tie into this at all?
"who needs first class when you have no class"
And that's why I fly Southwest
Same
They also have funny flight attendants.
same, great service and cheap flights. also the reward system is great for frequent travelers.
SouthWest has been the best out of all of them in my experience.
Don’t think that’s the only reason 💀
Alaska is tough dude who is probably chasing bear in Denali.
"Adlest were not amtrak"
As a railfan, that hurt
Yeah
Agreed
same
I used to be a rail fan but now I am a weaponist and aviationist
WELL ATLEAST AMTRAK HAS MORE LEG ROOM THAN A PLANE
Delta made everybody travel to Atlanta for the party.
I swear that’s like a ritual for every delta flight I’ve ever been on
I legit just took a flight a couple weeks ago, and both stops were in Atlanta. It was only a 2 hr flight to begin with, no clue why they needed a stop
I've been on 2 flights in my lifetime and this is literally the reason why
This hits different when you live near Atlanta
EXACTLY - gotta go through ATL first!
Greyhound pops up behind Amtrak and in a depressed tone says, "At least they remembered you exist. No one even thinks of me as transportation." He then slowly walks off, head hung, and a tear in his eye.
Fuck Greyhound, terrible service
I'm guessing he sounds like Eeyore
To be fair, long distance buses are the worst way to travel. Its one thing to be on a flight for 4 hours with no wifi, whatever, but the same trip by bus took 3 fuckin days! With broken wifi! First world problems i know but it was also 3 days spent in a seat that doesnt recline much at all...
Greyhound just exists to shuffle homeless drug addicts to various cities
@@patdevhill3456 Since Greyhound moves like Eeyore, assuming they sound like him too is a safe bet.
“United! I thought you’d cancel at the last minute!”
This is so unbelievably funny, the detail that went into these just led alone deserves awards!
American and Alaska airlines have left the chat
And Frontier.
and air canada
And Hawaiian airlines
And westjet.
And flair and Via Rail
Edit #2. Forgot to mention Air Transat
It’s funny cuz Delta’s former CEO went on to work at Amtrak!
I’m out
Hahaha
That makes it even funnier! LOL
Hmm… interesting!
Happy railfan noises
Spirit: *GIMME 20 DOLLARS OR MY PILOTS ARE GONNA CRASH OUR PLANE*
I would have loved to see Jetblue as a person
Emirates would enter the room covered in real gold
Head to toe in white Armani suit, with aviators, gold chains, and entirely too much cologne.
My niece's friend was a stewardess with them for years. Lived over in Dubai.
...being on a platform pulled by slaves.
@@JUBIBAGEL"Way too much cologne"😂👃🎉
And a trail of white sports fans worshipping them.
Weird thing is Amtrak is making a slow comeback in the tourism market and that makes me so happy.
I've heard that average trains are more luxurious than flights these days.
That’s not really true lol
@@leafy4142 you get more leg room and larger bathrooms. Some of the longer distance trains have lounges and canteens. If only they were faster, and if only there was service abroad.
Shout Out Union Station
Washington DC
I actually love Amtrak
Biscoff 😂😂😂 that had home laughing for awhile
I actually like Amtrak. I can stretch out my legs. Take 3 bags with no extra fees, have a meal and a cocktail if I want. Walk around, Check out the views as I travel through mountains or sea sides, take a nap. On long trips If i'm willing to pay for it, I can have a room with a bed, a shower and Porter service. And best of all, there's no strip search at the train station by TSA. 😊
How dare you I'm a aviationest😡😡
@@MomshieNani To each, his own. 😉
@@chrystallee5528 *switches*
And don't have to worry about falling out the sky
I just imagine Alaska Air walking in: “Hey guys, sorry I’m late, my suit got lost at the dry cleaner and- wait, DELTA THATS MY SUIT DAMNIT!!”
Underrated comment
Me n my west coast homies love alaska
@@mungolianbeef let’s go love Alaska
Thank you, I was wondering. Been my go to airline. We tried others once and jumped right back. I was wondering where Alaska Air love was.😂🤣 (also Washingtonian)
@@colorgaurdsweethreat3474 Alaska is the best for PNW shuttle services!
Delta taking a shot about last minute cancellations is rich.
Real rich!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching this a week after Delta cancelled my flight...
Where were the sardine can jokes??!!
Delta doesn’t cancel last-minute nearly as much compared to United and Southwest. In fact, Delta is the biggest US airline with the *least* cancellations.
@@MazdaAddict Delta doesn’t cancel last-minute nearly as much compared to United and Southwest. In fact, Delta is the biggest US airline with the *least* cancellations.
Did anyone else have a wholly jarring experience when the laughter happened at the end? Scared the bejeesus outta me. I was like “who’s that? Where is it coming from!?” I am also wearing headphones so maybe that’s it.. or it’s just me.
"Thought you'd cancel at the last minute" that made me jump up and say "yes!"
Right!!! Waiting for a C-17 pilot 👨✈️ to say “none of you got nothing on me “
"5 dollars, cash or card?" That killed me 🤣😭
“I stole beer from JetBlue 🤣🤣”
Makes sense Ryanair didn’t even show up ☠️
"biscoff?"
that part is so accurate OMFG!
I know, right??🤣🤣🤣
It is so accurate 😂
my fav part of the plane ride
True
Jet blue was too busy partying with emirates and frontier airlines kept changing his rsvp and just ended up not showing in the end even though he said he was coming.
Facts, last flight I had was on frontier and they delayed it 4 hours then cancelled it
@@LayZ84 literally have a flight with them and I’m fearing for my life
Allegiant was busy trying to crash Emirates party.
@@professionalidiot280 No they were just out on the street yelling nonsense.
My last flight was on jet blue went from 5:40 takeoff to 1:30 takeoff
Delta making 52.670 Billion 🗿🍷
RIP to my uncle he died during 9/11, he was the greatest pilot in our country.
As a former TSA officer, this is pretty accurate. Only thing missing is Delta's cocaine problem lol
😅😂🤣
Wait a second is that really an airline problem or TSA problem?
@ranjanbiswas3233 it's an actual airline problem. Delta had so many employees smuggling cocaine they gave up their expedited screening privileges. But all the airlines have nightmare problems, you don't want to know how many times Alaska pilots have flown drunk
@@ranjanbiswas3233there is a shit Ton of pilots, doctors, lawyers etc on Coke lol. Its not called the “rich man” drug for no reason 😂
@@ranjanbiswas3233 tsa problem
Imagine watching your neighbor scream “HORSEFEATHERS! Nobody laughs at Amtrak! NOBODY!!”
Best comment lol
Ok, that feels a lot like “fish and elephant tree climbing contest” moment
The Train sound was hilarious
as an Amtrak worker i’m dying lol
.-..--._..-
Amtrak is actually a better travel experience then any of the airlines, though... and a lot less discriminatory against those of us with certain disabilities, too. :)
@@Quagthistledont tell that to europeans and weird americans
Given Amtrak’s safety record you might mean that literally.
@@matthew8153 source?
"Quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit!" Haha.
Minis the pit
I can't believe everyone else overlooked the *TURBULENT laughter*
Southwest don’t need no class😂
Can we take a second to appreciate that the caption says “turbulent laughter” 😂
Yes. Yes we can. lol
no, let's not.
@@gordonlekfors2708lol
This needs to be a Super Bowl commercial outrageously HILARIOUS!
It has that feel doesn’t it ?? The airlines wouldn’t think it was funny even though they’d customers probably would
I think someone might get sued 😮
This is the best clip on UA-cam!😂
Poor Amtrak, go ask for some advice at SNCF or become friends with the TGV in France!!!!🤣🤣
Should’ve had Ryanair visiting from Europe fighting Spirit in the parking lot.
‘At least we’re not Ryanair’
Only after they crash their car pulling into the parking lot
😂
😂😂
Ryan Air: Never again.
This says a lot about American who didn’t even show up 😂
Frrrr I got delayed twice on my way back from Japan
Even Amtrak laughs at American.
they're too busy looking for the planes they lost in 2001 lolllll
American was actually ranked number 5 in the top 5 most reliable airlines. They have an on time percentage of over 75%.
@@tommoore2012Almost all bad news come from American Airlines. Im surprised how they still have clients after all the bad press they get.
“Though we all have our differences, at least we’re not Amtrak” had me dying
Bro Amtrak sounded like the Austrian painter 💀
American Airlines didn't show up for another 20 hours and was missing a leg
Bruh my best experience flying is with American Airlines
@@McLovin-hz7rx same
And RyanAir crashed their car into the building
Je je😅
@@McLovin-hz7rx as a pilot for American, we know this to be bullshit
"At least we're not Amtrak." Give it five years with high fuel costs. You'll all be Amtrak.
🤣🤣
You've made a very valid point!
Biden just needs to release more permits to drill more
Honestly, if we ever got highspeed rail, a lot of them would go out of business very quickly even if they managed to keep costs the same (which they won't).
Plus coach on Amtrak is better then first class on all of those airlines 💁♂️🚅
bro that beer from jetblue was spicy edit ☠️
The amount of Airplane puns in this is insane😂
Delta used to REALLY serve. After my first wedding in 92, we were at the gate waiting forever. All of a sudden, they announced our flight...at the other end of the airport. This was Atlanta, so about 2 states away. Delta got a car to drive us from the gate we were at to the flight...a friggin' LIMO for heaven's sake. We made it, with like only minutes to spare...and we weren't first class or anything. They were also good about switching your flight in case of medical emergency. I got wildly ill and HAD to get to my specialist in Atlanta during a trip to Milwaukee. It was no problem to leave a day early. My grandmother had a stroke about 2 weeks before my original flight arranged for me to take leave. I had to buy another departure but they refunded my previous ticket. These were all in the 90s, and they really were worth the $ then.
Damn bro, thats crazy
“This was Atlanta, so about 2 states away” got me dying. Never have I ever burned more calories in one sitting than I have sprinting through those Hartsfield Jackson terminals
@@findme7585 how were you sitting and sprinting?
@@findme7585 At least ATL has working trams between gates. I don't think I've ever been to Charlotte when at least one moving walkway was down, and always one I needed.
I used to live in the southeastern US. It almost always meant a feeder flight to Hartsfield and then on to my destination. On the return, they'd always get me back to Atlanta but the rest of the trip home could easily be a rental car.
Frontier Airlines comes in strung out on crack and 3 hours late...
This the funniest comment I’ve ever seen in my life
I LOVE frontier airlines. The passengers are all broke and happy. The flight attendants are chill. The planes are always late. Everyones just enjoying life on those flights.
So true!
"turbulent laughter"😂
spirit kept shaking the entire way there
*Ryanair has entered the chat*
"Everyone hold on to your seats!"
I've only heard about them, but I imagine they'd kick the door in and slam down as hard as possible on the couch in the least amount of time.
“Everybody hold onto your parts of the plane! Or just play music as it will be outro music….”
@@zchris87v80
Once, after a particularly rough Ryanair landing the pilot said to us "on your way out, take a look at the wheels", and when we got out we saw that they were surrounded by the fire brigade and smoking lol
Ryanair is like the airline that's cheap and then tries to charge you for a bottle opener.
A few years ago they tried introducing toilet charges 😂😂😮
@@Oakeybloke The toilet charges idea was only meant as a joke though.
As a person who rides spirit every time I travel I can confirm every ride is me hanging on to dear life
hahahahah not sure you'll make it? xD
@@swaggitypigfig8413 If you don't make it they will make sure your spirit will :)
As someone who fly's Ryanair same
🤣
Ya know, worry is also a form of exercise..
" anybody got a bottle opener?" Spirit: "$5 cash or card?"
In true Spirit fashion... "$5 cash or card" 😂
Honestly, if I could take the train everywhere I would. Less stress, cheaper, nice seats. The staff actually see you as human beings instead of cattle. Amtrak doesn’t get enough love
I don’t about the staff part, out in my area they’re cold as ice, but I do like riding the train lots more than flying.
I was honestly surprised they were remembered enough to be included. Saw a bunch of Greyhound bus sadness at being forgotten, but IRL train travel isn't even an option most people think of. They think "plane, bus, or roadtrip?" I'd rather do train anytime.
Wish they had more routes though. Or another transportation rail line since Amtrak has a monopoly on train travel. Imagine is companies like CSX took a shot at rail line transportation 😅
@@noelbeach8232 Or if Norfolk Southern offered passenger rail. So what are the odds we're gonna end up on the ground _this_ time? lol
@noelbeach8232 The issue is nobody used the trains, hence Amtraks creation. They operate with government funding because every passenger railroad went bankrupt from lack of use
I actually love southwest, the flight attendants are so sweet and attentive. Also they had free wifi on my last trip so I got to listen to music and sleep the whole time
And you don’t have to pay to check luggage 🧳
@@DukeCityAbeyta best part
Fyi if you're going to Chicago they are flying into o'hare now. Enjoy!
And get to sit any where
I don't even have a preferred airline, but is free wifi not the standard?
The way delta said to spirit you you smell😂
Delta you almost made me get stuck in New York City
reminded me when my dad worked at Delta, one time he came home with a giant bag of Biscoff biscuits
We buy them in bulk once in a while. The ones with cream in the middle are great.
gimme some
Lucky that shot if my jam
Dang your lucky
@@Wandering_Specter i was double fisten them mfs. all the gate agents took drinks, food and snacks. they had the good shit
Honestly
Im vibin with southwest airlines
Straight to the point, honesty, no social filter, might be a little messy but is overall charismatic enough
I like your profile pic! 💙❤️🧡💛
I love southwest!
Flew Spirit once, there was basically no leg space. Flew Southwest several times and always was able to get a window seat because of no assigned seating and enough space to accommodate for my weird ADHD sitting forms. I even watched Taken 2 on their no wifi entertainment to pass the time.
No matter the airlines, I assume the snacks are expensive as fuck, so I never ordered their foods.
I think the gloves came off post covid.
What's the social filter in this context?
Amtrak is actually so nice near me, they have a cute little coffee shop, the tickets are way cheaper than airplane, and I get a calm 3 hours omw to the city.
"Fasten your seatbelt 💀"
My dad is a airline pilot, for American Airlines and when I showed him this video he was just giggling. He also kept saying how true it was!
I kept wondering when AA was gonna show up all grumpy and stuff 😆
@@kagitsune it would be funny if you had three AA. America West, US airways and then AA. Cause pilots from all three airlines would be fighting each other
American belongs on the couch with united and southwest
@@YTW-rw6pr that’s an insult to both United and Southwest! 😂
@@nancycariker-moon9890 100 percent
LMAO as soon as that door been rang I was like it's spirit and gonna be a crackhead.... I'm glad I wasn't disappointed
I was expecting either Spirit or Frontier
Dude same 😂
yall idk why you guys hate spirit my grandma flew with them enough have have over 300,000 spirit miles, we flew every year from jersey to south carolina and back for the summertime and never had a issue with them. Whats the big deal?
I seriously thought Spirit was being played by Ethan Klein
I love that the Armtrak is wearing plaid 😂
With the British accent 😅
Bischoff LMAO Delta introducted those cookies to America
"Looks like we all made it safely" hahaha accurate for Spirit
He was as surprised as anyone! 🤣
Spirit is the Fung Wah of airlines!! The pilots can say “but did you die though” in 20 different languages 😂😂
"quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit" I died
Best line in the whole video!
I only wish I could find a way to use it in my everyday life! 😂
@@maggienbob1304dick
😂😂😂😂
This skit doesn't fail!
I actually love southwest airlines, they're so chill and 5he attendants are hilarious
“People love free bags”
And that’s why I love southwest
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
How's it going? Made it out of the airport yet?
Southwest just works better. Their rapid loading is so much nicer than this assigned seats bs
@@texasred2702 Lol!! Southwest 15 hr flight Lol
What good are free bags if your flight is grounded due to no pilots?
“Oh, horse feathers!”
😂😂😂United canceling at last minute fr
Philippine airlines:🙁 why did I not join?
I rode on Amtrak for the first time this summer, it was nice!
It’s great for regions travel. If only it had space.
@@yunleung2631
Japan
*Laughs in 新幹線*
If you ever decide to travel long distance on Amtrak,I recommend saving up for a private sleeper room. Your own bed and a private bathroom!
The seats are big and comfortable. They have showers and a restaurant its fun on Amtrak.
I hope it didn't take all summer from where you started and where you wanted to go 🙂
Ryanair:so you bought a ticket huh you still have to pay to sit down
ua-cam.com/users/shortslBQLAPM3bCA?si=ayL9cl3Pq8TkqXFv
LOL!
They actually tried to make a passenger cabin for standing passengers so they could fit more people in. I'm not kidding.
@@hansgans297 If you can stand for 2 hours in a train, you can stand for 2 hours in a plane.
I love that Spirit actually dressed up for this skit.😂
It’s the hooo! after the bathroom remark for me 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
"Quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit" is not getting enough love
Because it's a childish, immature double entendre and people with the humor and knowledge to appreciate the personality quips aren't as entertained by lunchroom slurs.
@@Undomaranel mate, we’re both on UA-cam shorts. That’s about the best humor your gonna get, outside of like EelFeel
@@Undomaranel it's a joke MADE in the dialogue of the personality quirks video, so the humor was targeting those that enjoy that kind of video. Don't act like your humor is more sophisticated and mature when you're part of the target audience 🤡
@@maceface2657 🤣🤣🤣 "not getting enough love"🤣🤣🤣👍
Why is this so accurate I swear
Don't swear, it's a bad habit
@@scottmatznick3140 it's a expression
@@TopHatDealer I swear, one of these days, one of these days
@@JasonW. "dOn'T sWeAr ItS a BaD hAbIt"
@@TopHatDealer the dude is joking
The spirit guy couldn’t fit in a spirit seat
"Oh horsefeathers. Nobody laughs at amtrak you hear. Nobody!"
Amtrak is serious this time, he's going to show them all his true power of going 50 miles in 2 weeks
Seriously we need better rails
Some of his passengers may even survive this trip.
Acela has entered the chat
At least he has legroom
He should get here his European and Japanese cousins with their superspeed 🚈🇪🇺🚈🇯🇵
"Who needs first class when you got no class" 😂 as a frequent Southwest flyer I feel that but most of the time its civilized and has some of the nicest flight attendants
“Got a bottle opener?”
“5$ cash or card?”
They always charge everything 😂
This is so hilariously true I could watch this all day 😝
Amtrak. "Atleast were not the bus."
Bus: at least we ain’t hitchhike
It’s also better than flying or driving between DC, Philadelphia, and New York, and on par between New York and Boston
Spirit's laugh is what you hear as the plane goes through rough turbulence. Or plummets into the sea
Spirit is a Joe Pesci character if there ever was one
To bad spirit airlines has never been in a crash.. so your joke doesnt work
@@Sleepydill i mean. I was more so going for just any plane crashing or plummeting into the sea really 🤷🏿♀️
Cap cap cappity cap cap! I flew with Spirit for a long time, they had outstanding service! People think Spirit is just the Ryanair of the US, that’s just Frontier 🤣
@@dragoraviation4975 i was just making a joke at how heinous the laugh was. Not the airline itself