Sword Fight Club! | Hermitcraft 10 | Ep.8
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Scar: did you grow up in the closet??
Joel: *?*
Sounds like a scott joke
@@ttry1152Scott would probably say “yes, and that was the hardest time of my life” or something
@@Bengt2509 "atleast it was comfy in there" or somethin
@@ttry1152also that. Yeah
i sprinted to the comments to see this as SOON as i saw
You can’t just ask people why they’re green, Gem
this is a mean girls reference isnt it
mean girls!!!
Mean girls reference
Scar: Did you grow up in a closet
Joel: *silence*
Scar:
Etho:
Joel: OH you mean like Harry Potter
Gay panic
I did
@@RaccoonThing same
Funniest part of this is that he litterally has a wife
15:10
I love how everyone’s reaction to a mailbox is ‘I cant wait to send loads of spam!’
TBH,I think it would be absolutely hilarious to see a Hermit make a Hermitcraft version of Spam, out of a head or something like that, and mail it around to everyone.
Once all the mailboxes are in anyways.
OOh ooh, there could even be a behind the scenes "war" over who's spam/ spam packaging/ spell taste/ spam marketing is better. Lol!😂
Spam* taste
@@staceylindermen5240Spam spam spam spam spam spam
Wonderful spaaaamm!
Marvelous spaaaaaamm!
As it should be
"Dear Hermit,
We've been trying to reach you about your Elytra's extended warranty..."
Etho probably lives in the attic of some random family without them knowing.
_You're surprisingly not far off._
HAH!!
How so
@@kram._. he lived in Bdub's basement in season 9 if I remember correctly. If that's what they meant of course
Plot twist he lives in _your_ attic without you knowing
The Faceless Old Minecrafter Who Secretly Lives In Your Home
"What quirky things are ya gonna do today, eh? EH?" Joel's so obsessed with Eefo that he's picked up Canadian slang.
Who’s this Eefo character
lol so obsessed with
Ah, Eefo, my favourite hermit
obviously not Etho because Joel's totally not obsessed with etho@@StickfigureGreen1
@@dwarzi Joel's favourite too.
"did you grow up in a closet"
[music STOPS DEAD]
scar having actual, real PTSD from the elevator music is the funniest thing
This moment was actually rlly funny
Docs honey farm: maybe a hundred and fifty bottles
Joels honey farm: SEVENTEEN THOUSAND
“I want to apologize to my ancestors.” That’s so relatable 💀
Don't worry, even if your granddad was a kid in WW2, you'll be granddad in WW3. Or at least as old as one if you're lucky. The chances of any of us having children is decreasing every day so it's just like 30% chance you'll be an actual granddad(mom), and your entire ancestral line will have all been for nothing, millenniums of blood, sweat, tears, and tales, all ending because we failed at doing life. Good luck.
…geez
The "legal term" etho was talking about is "Gardyloo" which originally came from the french "Garde L'eau" which basically means "Watch out for water!" And yes, was used when emptying chamber pots out of upstairs windows into the streets
I came here to say this too!
Without this context etho sounds insane lol
LOL
@@user-xv1cs9mm9d aka every canadian
I always shout "Timber!" when I do it.
Lizzie goes on holiday.
Joel joins Hermitcraft to be closer to Etho.
It's beautiful really.
Also, get False in your club, she's a beast 😂
13:05 i love how scar is immediately getting flashbacks because of the music. The dread in his voice is so real
😂😂😂😂
17:53 Joel can't help but roast Jimmy even on servers that Jimmy isn't on lol
He does it because he knows Jimmy‘s watching. Hi, Jimmy!
So true LMAO
I literally scrolled down and saw this comment as the clip played lol
There's one way to solve this "dilemma" . Invite the man himself and let the swords speak. I'm pretty sure they've killed each other in MCC multiple times before
@@nurikoinsane Jimmy already knows Joel will win. He has said it many a time.
I like how when Joel is gathering sand, he is also terraforming it, so it does not look like in the desert exploded!
11:47 That’s *old* lore but all the new ethogirls including Joel are just finding out about it which is adorable.
How about this for some not just lore but actual proof? Etho streamed once upon a time in 2015. During a modded stream on twitch, a chatter asked “can anyone else hear Etho’s beard scratch?” and Etho the absolute panderer back then just goes ahead and vigorously scratches his beard into the mic and says “yeah, that’s a half a day beard.”
All of his old streams are on youtube, just put in etho + secret streams. This one is from his April 10, 2015 modded stream at 1:03:24ish.
Wow
Average ethogirl comment
Iskall and Joel are my Roman empire, every interaction big or small is absolute gold
I like how they always make fun of how they pronounce words differently 😂
Iskall would need to bring an offering every time he deigns to bask in the glory, the presence of a God, who is eleven feet tall and very handsome. Yeah, that bribe didn't work out too well. A minute of air time in exchange for an elytra. Got em. Wonder if Iskall get any new subs?
Their energies clash so well
I never watched Joel before Hermitcraft and now he’s my second favorite to Iskall. Having them together is the best. I hope they really do an end bust.
@@qubit0000are you kidding? You have to be kidding right? You think iskall is out looking for subs from Joel 😂😂😂😂.
what if eefo was just a criminal on the run, so he does live in the woods and can't let anybody know what he looks like or his living situation
He could've been a serial killer for all we know
@@tamarabikic3217 you never know
"you're not too far off."
I got the Hermitcraft Subreddit in-between Seasons in case S10 was announced there, and because I don't know how to turn it off I get notifications
Anyway I saw a notification of someone posting the new Etho Lore and it broke the whole Subreddit with how wild everyone was going
I had actually always imagined by the sound of his voice that he was a Lumberjack living in the Woods/Mountains seems it's not too far off, also sounds perfect I want to live away from the hustle and bustle of the Suburbs especially if he still gets wifi that's like Paradise to be alone but still have Internet
Lol he could also be the opposite end, he could be in witness protection for his own safety
This scar, Etho and eventually gem interaction was gold
Joel's ability to roast Jimmy is surpassed by none. He can even do it in videos which don't even feature Jimmy once.
Joel: gets a mailbox
Also Joel: “IM GONNA SEND SO MUCH SPAM” 😈
How many of us thought that. That was going to be the first thing Joel will do with the mailbox 😆
Between Joel & Scar, Etho's mailbox will never have the light off
Most popular meat product in Hawaii you know so in sure they'll appreciate it.
Every Hermit has said that or something like it
"it looks like a three"
"it does not look like a three."
"it looks like a three."
Absolute gold 😂
Redstone Help: Honey Bottles.
The hoppers below the beehives are doing double duty, they pick up the honey bottles, and they pass the bottles along to the end. If a hive gets harvested at the same moment the hopper underneath is passing a bottle along, the hopper won't pick up the bottle from the hive because it can only do one thing at once (and then has a short cooldown). You can fix this by moving the hopper chain down one block, and having hoppers between the hives and hopper chain, that feed straight down. That way the hoppers beneath the hive only ever deals with bottles from the hive above them, and are always ready for a harvest, except immediately after a harvest when they have to get rid of the bottle.
Alternatively, you could make all the hoppers beneath the hives face to the front or back (not into a hopper, not straight down) so they can't get rid of the bottles at all, then run a hopper minecart underneath them to collect the bottles.
Ultimately, the trick is to avoid the possibility of a hopper needing to push and pull at the same time, because it can only do one task every 8 game ticks.
Thanks for saying this, your wording was better than mine. Hope you get more upvotes so that your message stands out amongst the incorrect ones.
boost so joel sees this
Joel: “I’m just gonna go ride tony 😃”
In the background: “Oh My God🥵”
You could have invited False to the sword fight club, the _"Queen of hearts, heads, and body parts"._ She won 4 MCCs! =)
"Your diamond armor can't compare to my martial arts"
@@CookieStef6763 "I'll send a poison dart, to make you breathe your final breath."
“I’ll send a poison dart, to make you breathe your final breath”
"G-Team's name will be the only thing left"
"There isn't any tutorials for Auto Crafters yet as they're still not officially out." So... you have several really smart Hermits on the server. One of them even has a clock named after him. And he just happened to install an incredible Mail System in your base recently.
Also he's totally obessed with you (Joel) so he would probably love to help out if there's ever an auto-crafter problem
Another has an item filter named after him
Like they make the tutorials
Seriously I was thinking this as well because hasn’t Mumbo already made like 5 videos on auto crafters already even though they aren’t out yet
I think that mail system is partly inspired by the mail system on the swedish server 90GQ
14:51 SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE IM STILL FIGHTING IT 😭😭😭😭😭
"I'm only going to recruit one person"
--- please let it be gem...
"and that person is"
--pleasegempleasegempleasegempleasegem
"Gem"
YO! LET'S F*KN GOOOOO!
I was chanting “Gem” to myself the moment he said “fight club” lol
Joel's tool names keep getting progressively more unhinged and i feel like this is a perfect representation of his entire personality xD
edit : live laugh love fight club
*sword* fight club
I watch the video in like 240p 😂 I don't think I've ever noticed the tool names at all
I read that as live laugh fight cub and was like wait why are we fighting cub what has he done.
@William_Nowin :000
GO BACK AND WATCH THEM IN 1080p THIS INSTANT !!
also if your looking for more tool names Joel's Empires S1 and S2 tool names are ON TOP
@@ShamIsClueless would love to but I like having fast phone data😭
Two things that get you to want to watch this man.
1. Handsomeness
2. Personality
3. Editing skills
That's 3 things.
Sigh, which means that one of them is a lie, its a jooooke
4. extreme height
5. very humble
So close!! Thats actually 3!!
6. Immunity to BS.
11:30 someone is going to clip scar saying "Did you grow up in the closet" and add Joel saying "I will admit that stereotype is accurate."
Hermits out of context #69
"Just gonna go out and ride tony"
"*Oh my god horn*"
Probably my favorite interaction this episode
We need more of the life story Joel you left us on a cliffhanger
Please! We need to hear about what happened on day 3 🥺
Yessssss and then day 4!
Then day 5
@@Beepbep6161 i heard day 6 is kinda boring but the day 7 was like super hype so it makes up for it
Yea can wait to see the week in update
I'm sure Joel can't WAIT to cross swords with Etho!
LMAOOOO
WHAT
NAHHHH
😳
WOAH thats wild
17 000 bottles of glass in the farm... 17 000 bottles of glass... you take one down, pass it around... 16 999 bottles of glass in the farm...
15:26 :Joel casually speaking
He falls
"Aaaahhh"
Back to being normal again
😂😂😂
ur timestamp is wrong bro
15:23
Sorry mb
Honestly, Shrek 2 is one of my favorite sequels of all time (the score, the story, the VILLAIN. Gosh.), and I'm definitely gonna go see it in theaters for its 20 year re-release
Shrek 2 was a movie I don’t recall watching but enjoyed regardless 🥲
Right? Absolute cinematic masterpiece and a perfect sequel for an already amazing standalone movie. We can ignore the third one. Fun fact: the fourth one was shown so little on tv when I was little that for years I thought I had dreamt it lmao
Joel's new cult is looking promising ⚔️
He did say in a previous episode that he wasn't gonna start a cult *yet*
17:36 add a sensor that dispenses fireworks on either side when you come down the stairs, like professional wrestling
Sword fight club is a great name and definitely could not mean something else in a different context
💀💀💀
😳
sword fighting is my favorite hobby‼️
Love how Joel is constantly teetering on the edge of being PG
E rated in the streets, Q rated in the sheets (...the Q is for Questionable and you can't change my mind 🤣)
X rated while playing the xylophone?
That's Hermitcraft in a nutshell.
11:46 I totally thought etho said “you’re my beard” 😭
Skizz will be so happy when he get back from his trip and see he finally sold some cherry wood
"did you grow up in a closet?" - Scar
It’s only been one season but Joel is already my favourite hermit… I’ve realised how crazy he would look to the other
16:04 number three rule of sword fight club is that we don’t make inappropriate jokes abt the name of it
Sombody gotta oil those doorhinges at 11:41
Joels “uwu” really caught me off guard and traumatised me for the rest of my childhood.
Edit: I wanna do a little experiment, all of you who have liked this message, appreciate it, so would you consider subscribing? I wanna see, how many subs you could get out of a top comment.
Why do you have 2 top comments man
@@norugames7568Because I felt like doing two comments? Why else?
@@norugames7568 they're just that good
Actually, i got in total two hearts from Joel, one in episode 5
@@ThatGuyWithNoVidsButSubs Damn we should make a spreadsheet of joel hearts and make this a competition fr
Gems use of the Goat Horn after Joel said "I'm going to ride Tony" almost killed me, I was eating lunch and then choked after laughing but even then I couldn't stop laughing and I was crying from laughing so hard, I always thought Joel was an Etho Girl but sounds like Tony is his side piece
potty mouth inappropriate Gem is best Gem lol
"Yes Joel, we love the sound of your lovely voice" We all say in unison
( 3:32 )
So called "free thinkers" when yoel
@@Peevee-xs4xqWhen you change his real name like that, do you feel bad at all? Imagine being the new kid in school and some bully changes the name your mother gave you to make you feel small-ish... Iskall knows what he's doing. Explains all the roasting, doesn't it?
@@qubit0000wot?
@@-Spinach_Soup- Gotta be keenly observant to recognize what Iskall does. Catch Pearl's stream when Iskall tried to make Pearl feel insecure by claiming she's only joined HC this year? He was only trolling, of course. The firestorm he started on how mega builds are lifeless, an opinion he states quite often to manufacture consent, suspiciously looks like an attack. Ironic, since he's never completed a mega build himself, nor very artistic. Green with envy, that one.
@@qubit0000look if there's actual drama between the hermits it's resolved behind the scenes. If something made it into the videos that means they're all fine with it.
I love how easily startled Joel is. That Iskall entrance was incredible 😂
11:14 Etho is talking about Scotland, as late as 1940's, and the term is "gardyloo". It is bastardized for of "watch out for the water!" in French, ie "guardez l'eau!"
Golden rule: never poke a bunch of sleeping nerds with a fact-stick.
1) Pronunciations even funnier when you realise Ely (EEEE-lee) is a real word for a real place. You might have heard it in a station announcement...
2) The cr*p out of a window thing- totally true 500 years ago. You know how medieval houses have a "tumblehome" so the upper floors are wider than the ground floor? That put the upstairs windows over the street (where all the horses were going anyway) so anything going out of the window was less likely to hit pedestrians. As you chucked it you were supposed to shout out a warning, "Gardyloo!"- which is the sort of thing that happens when English speakers who don't know any French try to say "garde a l'eau" (beware of the water).
Crap isn't even a swear word.
@@kairavpatel1392 😉 Hmm. It depends on who you're speaking with! To my grandparents if it was Offensive, it was the same/as much a swear word. And crap was def one of them as my ear got popped when I told my brother he was "buggin' the crap outta me." Apparently my grandpa was coming up stairs behind me & said your grandmother doesn't need to hear that filth when he popped my ear. Wasn't like mean or painful but certainly got my attention, & I NEVER used that word in their home again, whether I thought they were around or not. 🥴
@@jcofortcoit is considered a swear where I live, but it is also a word. The context it is given in here is the latter type and, thus, not a swear, which is probably what they meant. However, since it is considered a swear to some people, it is wise to senser it on UA-cam and not get flagged/hate comments for it.
Basically, you are both right and you made the safe choice.
I love how we got to read Joel having an existential crisis over some nice music and material gathering, never thought I see the day
17:25 people should have to insert a diamond into that slot to enter!!! pretend it only works with a diamond, no one has to know!
The most minecrafty SMP thing is just talking to your friends while running around jumping from block to block aimlessly and I'm loving that even the Hermits do the same thing
Etho was right, in 1700's Edinburgh before emptying chamber pots out the upper floor windows people would yell GardyLoo in warning
I watch a bunch of other hermits and almost every time they come around, they're amazed by your builds Joel. I feel you fit very well with the hermits.(build AND comedic ability) makes me so proud as a subscriber!! Very proud of you!!
Joel: We're you born in... before or after... WW2?
Etho: ... *sigh* Sometimes it feels like I'm still fighting it, Joel
THE ETHO LORE DROP WAS INSANEEEE
SO glad my favorite minecrafters are interacting so much
1:32
Insane is always a compliment to Joel, Iskall.
Elytra is an actual insect part so it does have a "proper" or at least common pronunciation, which is the way you say it Joel
(wow so effortlessly cool and literate)
but ofc with any language especially English theres variation in how people say things thats gonna happen
Me: wow! hermicraft 10 is such a good season! All the hermits interacting as friends is really fun to see!
Joel “Smallish” Beans zerkin’ it: 0:52
19:31 "I HATE YOU" that caught me so off guard
the scar stream featuring all the banter and morsels of etho lore was so, so good… exactly the type of interactions that are making this season so much fun
Joel you should add a custom music disc in the middle of the arena that plays crowd sounds with low block reach (talk to tango he will help in making the disc reach max 15 blocks as an example) (+add crowd with Armor stands majic call cleo)
the phrase etho is looking for is "Gardy-loo" an anglicization of "regardez vous" meaning "look out"
this is why we call it a "loo" -but it hasn't been popular since the first elizabeth was in charge.
during the elizabethan period, it became popular to store this kind of waste and sell it to a night soil man, although sometimes people would steal it, leading to the phrase "taking the piss" ;)
18:12
Very surprised it wasn’t Etho! 😂
Seeing the Shrek skin near the beginning made me think I was watching an old X-Life or Crazycraft video for a second. (Also I think Shrek 2 is the best of the 4 movies.)
0:41 “let’s see AAAAHHHH”
*15:23* ''If you spot any let me know *OOOOAAH''*
Joel: gets a new mailbox
Also Joel: places an armour stand with a sheep's head in Gem's base to send invitation
Mailbox is to spam and scam only!
9:16 last time I saw Joel say uwu was in kingdom craft. It should've stayed that way 😭
Lol the captions during the montage 😂
Never been this early to a big man joel video, happy times
@@Tiger10002didn’t you say your parents would buy you a new camera if you reached 10k in the last Iskall video?
Thats not the way we start comments. Its "firrrrzzttt 🎉🎉🎉"
Same!
Same
Neither have I. This is awesome
I love Joel's quirky humour soo much. Man's consistently had me dying since episode 1.
So apparently he's not only handsome, tall, talented, epic, [insert more good qualities that Joel *definitely* has]. He's also a comedy genius.
Posts a video of a ‘secret’ fight arena
15:56
Me;
Secret tunnel- I mean fight arena!
I’ve been watching hermitcraft for 4 years and I think you are my favorite hermit. Gorgeous builds, great personality, cheeky banter, and awesome editing! You rule Joel! You inspire me!
Those captions made me want to drive my head through a brick wall
100/10 a true masterpiece
For someone who doesn't do much redstone, your honey farm design is pretty good! One quick tip for the future: in addition to normal flowers, bees can also pollinate with flowering azalea leaves. If you were to swap the flowers out for those, you wouldn't need a block underneath for flowers to grow on.
Joel casually having a midlife crisis during a material montage is everything
Re: honey bottles flinging around - put some sort of solid block above the froglights/in front of the upper hoppers! If there are any available gaps for the bottles to go into, even if it’s out a corner, they can sometimes do that. If you make sure they don’t have anywhere to go except into the hoppers under the dispensers you won’t lose bottles :)
In my experience with this interaction, once an item glitches into a block, it will travel to the top of the column so placing another block would just get the bottles more lost.
This is not the way to fix the problem
The problem is actually that the hoppers are busy transporting bottles and cannot pickup bottles when the hive drops them. He needs to change how the hopper chain works and that will fix the issue. Otherwise the bottles will just continue to glitch through the blocks no matter how many he puts around it.
@NerdyDavros The farm does not produce 9000 items per hour which is the threshold to back up a hopper line.
@@thesaxiest4480 You're correct, but what I ment was that the hopper below the hive can't suck up a bottle of honey if a bottle is in the process of being pushed through it. Hoppers can't suck and push at the same time. I found this out when experimenting with my own honey farms.
RULES OF FIGHT CLUB
1. DONT TELL ETHO
2. DO STEP 1
16:10 this is the greatest things ever!! ***** **** is my favorite movie!!! I have a poster of it on my wall. This is amazing. Luv ya joel
I think it would be a cool idea to add a fountain in the centre of your city containing the blue axolotl when u eventually get it
I love the Etho lore😂
The etho lore is astounding this episode🤣
OMG THE SHREK SKIN. I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IN YEARS. that genuinely made me so happy.
11:30
Joel's windex laugh-
( 11:40 to be exact but I wanted ppl to have some context-)
the dispensers spit out the honey bottles instead of them being picked up by the hoppers happens when the hopper is on cooldown from moving another bottle along the hopperline. to fix this, lower the hopperline down 1 block and place another hopper facing down under each hive
Joel I just want to say your videos help me so much, I found out today that my grandmothers cancer is getting worse (she was diagnosed only a few months ago) and she might not make it through the year. Your videos and the other hermits videos are really the only thing that brought me joy today and I just wanted to say thank you.
As a brit, i can confirm we throw our poop out the window. the official sentence is 'FIRE IN THE HOLD'
Really? I always say Expelliarmus!
@@stevelknievel4183 disowned. Harry potter isnt real
FIRE IN THE HOLLLEEEEEEE
9:43 Joel that was insane levels of torture
joel's probably my favorite out of all the Hermitcraft ytubers
so glad we got the other pov of iskall scaring joel as he monologued LOL
14:12 thats not far off, pretty sure scar accidentally revealed his age because of what age he got jellie and what age jellie died and it makes him in his mid 30s
Joel: He says he's not gonna talk about the club but proceeds to send an invite to Gem
This is becoming my all time favorite hermitcraft build
18:55 the hoppers are on cooldown when the dispensers activate so they dont pickup the honey bottles that fly out. this can be fixed by making the current hoppers point down and putting another row of hoppers below those to collect the bottles.
I like hearing about your lunch and dinner because everyone says you’re a great cook so I think you should tell us about your cooking endeavours in timelapses
9:09 ... it's times like this where I think about the "manic" reddit post
I love how Joel was so polite with mining sand that he went the extra effort to terraform it enough so it still looked natural