As someone who was on team future the future segment was very funny cause as someone who did personally very well and all my teammates by the end in every match having that 100x and 333x crowns I was actually shocked that not only were we the LEAST popular. We also lost EVERY category 😭. Of the two remaining though I’m happy team past won, just because I think a past themed game or story mode could be really great for 4 and make lore hungry cephalopods like me happy. Ggs to everyone, I hope this far after we’re all feeling less salty about results (if you were).
when the world needed him most... the therapist returns Now that he's tackled the struggles of the grand fest... *therapist please help us tackle the struggles of alpha's loreee TwT*
4:24 YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME TO SWITCH OFF TRI-STRINGER UNLESS I AM COLD AND DEAD ON THE GROUND-- but i admit it is good advice to consider that one loss from your team isn't the end all be all for the splatfest (during the grand fest i lost a 333x and man that's gonna hurt for a while tho)
Funny enough, it wasn't till you brought up that those glasses were yours did I realize I basically made a female version of you as one of the patients LOL!
Ahhh, nothing like having the terrible profile picture I drew at age 10 immortalized because I simply REFUSE to change it... Sent the video to my sister just now though. I have a feeling she's gonna flip.
“When present wins”… confident aren’t you…? Ahh the splatoon therapist. Great video, considering I would happily shove the host down a pipeline if given the chance 🔥
3:13 “Are you sure you dont need to take a break from the splatfest matches?” This is singlehandedly the most impactful game series in my life, im not doing something as trivial as “taking a break” or “touching grass” when i could be REPPING TEAM FUTURE BABY TEAM FUTURE ALL THE- (September 15th, 2024. 11:45pm NST.) …Oh.
I don’t need no splatoon therapy, me and my fellow sweat lords that have been playing for nearly ten years straight sweeped you guys. Those splatfest results got me cackling. Frye’s losing streak carries on unfortunately.
Past and Present players argue bout who shoulda won Future players simply not having fun Idol fans skewing votes by a ton and last place praying the dlc comes
@@Alphastar716 She's a pop singer who recently released a song called Don't Smile with the lyrics "Don't smile because it happened, cry because it's over." She's most noteablly written Espresso and Please Please Please. loved the video btw
Team Past Deserves a Win, because i want Splatoon 1 Nostalgia, and No SR on Splatoon 4, or else if SR on S4, i won't play this BS Salmon MID Mode on Splatoon 4, i will remain a PvPeeps. Good Video, because when 8 months later is up, i will be reigning supreme on Splatoon 3, aka 9/10 Game. I won as Team Past because I'M THE OG!!!!!! So, SAW OF NOSTALGIA ARISE!!!!
5:13 Who's gonna tell him Grandfest did an amazing job as a splatfest finale. I know we're getting seasonal fest repeats, but it won't feel the same. 2 years have gone by too fast. Amazing video as always Alpha! 🐯
He was right! The second most team won! 🤣🤣🤣 First, I thought too that I should only use my best weapon, but I am happy that I stayed with my plan to use only weapons with Ink Mines! Sweet, sweet Ink Mines with two main sub power up. So many died on the signal because of a mine. 😈 It was so... beautiful. 🥲
What would you want the therapist to talk about next? Let me know right here in the comments! 😉
How to deal with hyperfixation on uhhhhh octopuses and squids getting sliced by splatana
God help me, I pick Frye every time😢
Painbrush is cool and all, but what if we could get another brush with even more range?
We never got third kits 😭
How I still praise every bronze scale and complain about gold scales in salmon run, even after like 2 months of the end of my Octoling set grind
“team future is the second most popular team!” AHA. WE ALL THOUGHT SO DIDN’T WE 💀
We get swept
we got dragged by the other teams.
I wonder the look of his face when he saw the score
u gotta think abt japan, japan loves squid sisters!
@@lualasso apparently Japan also likes ignoring themes for idols?
“Team Future’s gonna win this-“ *Team Future gets zero points*
I’m pretty sure the entire splatlands needs therapy after the grand festival.
True. Grand Festival withdrawal is real. 🥹
"When Present wins" 💀
Aged very well 💞💞💞💞
If we just took tricolor, we woulda got it 😭
lol, should have followed the Squid Sisters
Tri-stringer girl’s gonna waltz into Museum D’Alfonsino with her 52 gal, find a 333x, and win. Mr Therapist, you have now created a monster
As someone who was on team future the future segment was very funny cause as someone who did personally very well and all my teammates by the end in every match having that 100x and 333x crowns I was actually shocked that not only were we the LEAST popular. We also lost EVERY category 😭. Of the two remaining though I’m happy team past won, just because I think a past themed game or story mode could be really great for 4 and make lore hungry cephalopods like me happy. Ggs to everyone, I hope this far after we’re all feeling less salty about results (if you were).
"That'll be the case when *present* wins and we get past and future themed DLC."
who's gonna tell him
I was Team Present and I totally agreed that those guys are crazy aggressive! o_o Like- I had so many mirror matches… 🤣
“Also yes i am the therapist i just cant wear my suit and tie” 😭 that’s like the only thing that’s important about ur appearance sir
I KNOW! You don't even see the shoes in the video. 😭
Got jumpscared by seeing myself at the end lol, I def cried more than a few tears during fest
Dw, we all did x)
The fact that certain people went out of their way to get to ruler +99 is beyond me lmao
How did a “player “ was RULER +99
Some people are built different
@@Alphastar716 those 4 japanese players were the only reason we won lol
when the world needed him most... the therapist returns
Now that he's tackled the struggles of the grand fest... *therapist please help us tackle the struggles of alpha's loreee TwT*
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@KitKatSplat YES EXACTLYYYYY
lol we all need therapy now
good luck defeating that twisty pretzel... theres LOTS of lore
No he doesn't, everything is under control... ❤️
4:24 YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME TO SWITCH OFF TRI-STRINGER UNLESS I AM COLD AND DEAD ON THE GROUND-- but i admit it is good advice to consider that one loss from your team isn't the end all be all for the splatfest (during the grand fest i lost a 333x and man that's gonna hurt for a while tho)
Funny enough, it wasn't till you brought up that those glasses were yours did I realize I basically made a female version of you as one of the patients LOL!
@@Alphastar716 besides being a girl the only difference is that i would never touch .52 gal
Ahhh, nothing like having the terrible profile picture I drew at age 10 immortalized because I simply REFUSE to change it...
Sent the video to my sister just now though. I have a feeling she's gonna flip.
I mean, he was right about 2nd most popular winning, but he was wrong about Team Future being 2nd most popular 😂
And of present took tricolor, they woulda won the splatfest
Me not experiencing a past present and future life dilemma during this fest
I can relate to the octo with the ponytail just with charcoal decavitator and playing 60+ hours of grand festival to get Present Ruler +34 :)
“When present wins”… confident aren’t you…?
Ahh the splatoon therapist. Great video, considering I would happily shove the host down a pipeline if given the chance 🔥
yay more traumatized squidkids and octochildren
It been a week… I miss grand festival
“How to get the entire planet to main Octobrush” would be a nice topic thanks therapist
No… NOOOOOOOO!!!
3:13 “Are you sure you dont need to take a break from the splatfest matches?”
This is singlehandedly the most impactful game series in my life, im not doing something as trivial as “taking a break” or “touching grass” when i could be REPPING TEAM FUTURE BABY TEAM FUTURE ALL THE-
(September 15th, 2024. 11:45pm NST.)
…Oh.
Because of team past taking the win, I’m actually kind of nervous what Nintendo will do next for splatoon 4
I think it'll be fine. As the therapist said, I doubt it'll affect anything much bigger than the aesthetic of the hub world.
I hate how he's actively encouraging ruining the next splatoon game in the very first interaction xd
5:13 So about that one
Well he was half right 😀
I'M THE THERAPIST HERE, MY TITLE LITERALLY SAYS "The One and Only Therapist"
alpha we beg for you to keep posting content while we survive the decade long wait of splat 4
Dw, I ain't going nowhere anytime soon lol
I don’t need no splatoon therapy, me and my fellow sweat lords that have been playing for nearly ten years straight sweeped you guys. Those splatfest results got me cackling. Frye’s losing streak carries on unfortunately.
ggs to all teams :]
5:30 I mean, they were right that the second most popular won… but uh Future was not the second most popular (cries in Future 0p)
I don’t like how much the first guy looks like me…
The therapist is back!!!!
1 minute and 24 views? Bro’s cooking.
Hello, love your videos! Good job 😊
Thanks!
“The 52 gal😍” LMAOO
About that-
Past and Present players argue bout who shoulda won
Future players simply not having fun
Idol fans skewing votes by a ton
and last place praying the dlc comes
8:20 Sabrina Carpenter Refrence???? 💀
I have no clue who that is, I just know the quote lol
@@Alphastar716 She's a pop singer who recently released a song called Don't Smile with the lyrics "Don't smile because it happened, cry because it's over." She's most noteablly written Espresso and Please Please Please.
loved the video btw
Doc! I need help! I feel like whenever I connect to a weapon that feels good, I fall off with it and have to switch again, WHAT DO I DO!!!
"When present wins"
>:3
Hey therapist dude so like... I was wondering if you still harbor resentment towards eliter users 👉👈
"Yes!" - The Splatoon 3 Player Therapist
@@Alphastar716 good! We hate you too pookie 🖤💅✨ regardless, how would you help us grieving with the end of updates
Just saw the link on Discord watched it, and enjoyed it, and what was the big Big run like as I missed it.
How much did you all suffer
How much suffer did it cause?
It was actually super easy, I now have a high score of 170
We got the goal by the end of the day
@greglynas52 How long did it last tho?
Noice I neeed theraapyy
The one guy who wasn’t anxious about the fest, and he’s the only one you actively talked down to. Biased much?
GOAT POSTED AUGHGHHGH
Hey! mr therapist man! what’s your name?
I don't think he has one so I'm calling him Adam :3
@@KitKatSplat that’s my best friends brother’s name. On another random note my bestie dubbed the host of the Inkspedition’s name James 😭
Team Past Deserves a Win, because i want Splatoon 1 Nostalgia, and No SR on Splatoon 4, or else if SR on S4, i won't play this BS Salmon MID Mode on Splatoon 4, i will remain a PvPeeps. Good Video, because when 8 months later is up, i will be reigning supreme on Splatoon 3, aka 9/10 Game.
I won as Team Past because I'M THE OG!!!!!! So, SAW OF NOSTALGIA ARISE!!!!
5:13 Who's gonna tell him
Grandfest did an amazing job as a splatfest finale. I know we're getting seasonal fest repeats, but it won't feel the same. 2 years have gone by too fast.
Amazing video as always Alpha! 🐯
We can still try and make the repeats as special as possible 😊
Yippee 💥
5:30 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Dang it. I wanted to be first
You're still very early x)
5:04 reallly ironic.
He was half right 😀
fists
Congratulations do you want a cookie
Second
FIRST
5:10 this aged so well (obviously)
5:38 *cough cough* 00p
Well the 2nd most popular team did still win haha
@@Alphastar716 sad that team present didn’t win
I blame mirror matches
5:26 who let bro out of yapville🙏😭
He was right! The second most team won! 🤣🤣🤣
First, I thought too that I should only use my best weapon, but I am happy that I stayed with my plan to use only weapons with Ink Mines! Sweet, sweet Ink Mines with two main sub power up. So many died on the signal because of a mine. 😈
It was so... beautiful. 🥲