When you're quarantined in medieval times

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  • Опубліковано 8 кві 2020
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  • @irrelephant732
    @irrelephant732 4 роки тому +4584

    I love how this thing turned from "ugh, quarantine is boring" to "I'm having an affair with murderblade's soon-to-be-wife and he's gonna kille me, help" in just seconds.

    • @jennylaurence7388
      @jennylaurence7388 4 роки тому +8

      RebekkACDC ua-cam.com/video/_a87KvyJ7QM/v-deo.html

    • @Lazuley_
      @Lazuley_ 4 роки тому +34

      i actually love quarantine
      *becuz i am always in quarantine even before the virus*

    • @valynambrose
      @valynambrose 4 роки тому +4

      RebekkACDC LMAOOO

    • @Siimply_Axddy
      @Siimply_Axddy 4 роки тому +3

      Snoi Med ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @snookerwither9955
    @snookerwither9955 4 роки тому +8768

    It's actually sometimes hard to remember that there is only one person here

    • @siennawebster9896
      @siennawebster9896 4 роки тому +180

      SnookerWither yeah I feel like there is actually 3 people in the room but then when you find out it’s just Daniel it feels weird

    • @sophiqu354
      @sophiqu354 4 роки тому +26

      ExACTLy

    • @aikonn9619
      @aikonn9619 4 роки тому +95

      His acting skills are on point

    • @jennylaurence7388
      @jennylaurence7388 4 роки тому +14

      SnookerWither ua-cam.com/video/_a87KvyJ7QM/v-deo.html

    • @revertingtonothing985
      @revertingtonothing985 4 роки тому +5

      Wasting Light best album

  • @user-qy8pu1mj8l
    @user-qy8pu1mj8l 3 роки тому +7718

    “Hey kid do you wanna be a knight?!”
    “HELL NO”
    That actually made me laugh so hard lmao-

    • @uwu-londonsdonutgalaxy-uwu8694
      @uwu-londonsdonutgalaxy-uwu8694 3 роки тому +8

      Copied comment

    • @user-qy8pu1mj8l
      @user-qy8pu1mj8l 3 роки тому +31

      UwU-London's Donut Galaxy-UwU
      Oh “sorry” I didn’t know there was another comment about it I just thought it was funny so I commented my opinion
      Not everything is copied I was just telling my opinion that’s what the comment section is for

    • @samuelcarvalho3691
      @samuelcarvalho3691 3 роки тому +2

      But I dont get it

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen1817
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen1817 3 роки тому +8

      @@uwu-londonsdonutgalaxy-uwu8694 UGGGGHHHHH SO WHAT!

    • @lotte5125
      @lotte5125 3 роки тому +2

      Same hahahahaha

  • @cleolori2370
    @cleolori2370 3 роки тому +1753

    "His name is Murder!?"
    "It's literally murder-"
    "Murder Blade"
    lol, cracked me up

  • @cesaremarcolazzarini3289
    @cesaremarcolazzarini3289 4 роки тому +4078

    "Play me something uplifting."
    "Yes, M'lord."
    *dun dun dun*
    "Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yippity yip..."

    • @laurawillits176
      @laurawillits176 4 роки тому +88

      Nooo, not the brain worm!

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 4 роки тому +52

      That would summon the worm AND the devil

    • @EternalSushiMusic
      @EternalSushiMusic 4 роки тому +42

      Respect for getting the amount of yips correct

    • @orfeaszografos5687
      @orfeaszografos5687 4 роки тому +22

      @@EternalSushiMusic holy wow, it's actually the correct amount of yips...

    • @dapepic9518
      @dapepic9518 4 роки тому +8

      @@orfeaszografos5687 YEAH... yips

  • @emmakohlenberg3774
    @emmakohlenberg3774 4 роки тому +9388

    “Hey kid you wanna be a knight” “HELL no”
    Just call that tritones demon back he’ll handle murder blade

    • @b0unce805
      @b0unce805 4 роки тому +30

      Lolll😂

    • @urielc918
      @urielc918 4 роки тому +104

      He’s quarantined tho

    • @nanamacapagal8342
      @nanamacapagal8342 4 роки тому +49

      @@urielc918 You don't need to go outside to summon the tritone demon

    • @ninjabo0117
      @ninjabo0117 4 роки тому +18

      @@nanamacapagal8342 tritone demon is dead he cant do so funk anymoee he contracted covid- metal

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 4 роки тому +8

      @@nanamacapagal8342 no, but the tritone demon needs to go outside to show up

  • @BenK1122
    @BenK1122 3 роки тому +1355

    "Murderblade Strangleperson"
    I laughed *way* to hard at this

    • @VascoCards
      @VascoCards 3 роки тому +13

      Your profile pic says it all

    • @Bbb.anana6
      @Bbb.anana6 3 роки тому +2

      @@VascoCards ikr😂😂😂😂

    • @emilymartin7864
      @emilymartin7864 3 роки тому +3

      @@VascoCards dude i was legit gonna replh the same thing

    • @movedchannels.mp4100
      @movedchannels.mp4100 3 роки тому +1

      @@VascoCards lmao

    • @alanherlan3429
      @alanherlan3429 5 місяців тому +1

      too like "I laughed way too hard at this" should be spelled with two O's try not to forget

  • @hogseymakesmusic1146
    @hogseymakesmusic1146 3 роки тому +1186

    “We’re gonna be stuck here for quite some time, sassy....
    *so send for the sack* “

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz 3 роки тому +34

      *Finger the sack.*

    • @Daphodil27
      @Daphodil27 3 роки тому +5

      But the line before that was even better...

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz 3 роки тому +5

      @Nathan *N O .*

    • @ajhurtado9808
      @ajhurtado9808 3 роки тому +4

      @@stonksboinz LET THEM FINGER THE SACK

    • @rileyhenson9050
      @rileyhenson9050 3 роки тому +4

      @@ajhurtado9808 I legit WHEEZED for a good 5 minutes straight after that

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +7786

    “You’re poor, is that what hotdog is?”
    That is a direct attack to literally every human being ever

    • @maddlabs2148
      @maddlabs2148 4 роки тому +72

      ToxicSkull0 except people like me whomst don’t like hot dogs

    • @pardn
      @pardn 4 роки тому +11

      And ferrets

    • @hiitskai29
      @hiitskai29 4 роки тому +8

      Vegans are *q* *u* *a* *k* *i* *n* *g*

    • @indyat.8450
      @indyat.8450 4 роки тому +6

      I was eating a hotdog as he said it

    • @jennylaurence7388
      @jennylaurence7388 4 роки тому +8

      ToxicSkull0 ua-cam.com/video/SykKsipLuf0/v-deo.html

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +7107

    Plot twist: MurderBlade StranglePerson looks exactly like Daniel

    • @zuzanna8335
      @zuzanna8335 4 роки тому +117

      NO WAY

    • @ender4344
      @ender4344 4 роки тому +118

      *gasp* THAT’S THE TWISTIEST TWIST EVER!

    • @Aushwitz69420
      @Aushwitz69420 4 роки тому +55

      I want to see that fight bro

    • @rionachreid5863
      @rionachreid5863 4 роки тому +55

      I keep seeing this account commenting everywhere!

    • @jtprabh
      @jtprabh 4 роки тому +17

      @@rionachreid5863 SAME

  • @-angeliris-
    @-angeliris- 3 роки тому +394

    "I wonder what ferrets taste like. Hey, you're poor. Is that what a hot dog is?"

    • @SuoKiba
      @SuoKiba 3 роки тому +9

      first reply so ummm have a good day/night if you see this

  • @tythosdelta2650
    @tythosdelta2650 3 роки тому +318

    “Hey kid You wanna be a Knight?”
    “Oh HELL NAW”

  • @Maddy-ct7st
    @Maddy-ct7st 4 роки тому +32293

    I'm starting to feel like Daniel just really likes playing that king character and honestly i'm kinda here for it

  • @lucastornado9496
    @lucastornado9496 4 роки тому +3502

    *”so he may finger the sack for your entertainment”*
    L M A O

  • @james8616
    @james8616 3 роки тому +151

    “You’re poor, is that what a hotdog is?”
    ProZD PTSD

  • @bisexual_disaster5223
    @bisexual_disaster5223 3 роки тому +866

    Plot twist: him and Thomas Sanders where separated at birth

    • @bisexual_disaster5223
      @bisexual_disaster5223 3 роки тому +8

      @Hinata Boke 😅

    • @no-hr6rj
      @no-hr6rj 3 роки тому +19

      imagine putting some garbage viner on the same level as daniel

    • @bisexual_disaster5223
      @bisexual_disaster5223 3 роки тому +66

      @@no-hr6rj Did you just insult Thomas Sanders i feel personally attacked I love himmm

    • @magicpigeon_
      @magicpigeon_ 3 роки тому +44

      aimbot Thomas isn’t garbage :(

    • @katyanims9822
      @katyanims9822 3 роки тому +42

      @@no-hr6rj e x c u s e m e--
      how DARE you insult such a wholesome man that also created my favorite series ever >:'0

  • @yayes
    @yayes 4 роки тому +2132

    “Yep, that’s the vibe.”
    The vibe which is sad.
    The sad vibe.
    The vibe made to be sad.
    The sad feeling associated with the vibe.

    • @mrlazarus6778
      @mrlazarus6778 4 роки тому +48

      That vibe?

    • @lolmom3590
      @lolmom3590 4 роки тому +35

      Crimson Dynamite720 YES THAT VIBE!

    • @valencia878
      @valencia878 4 роки тому +31

      kuzco's poison

    • @finnythepooh
      @finnythepooh 4 роки тому +16

      @@valencia878 the poison for Kuzco

    • @mrlazarus6778
      @mrlazarus6778 4 роки тому +10

      Play the treble, Dan.
      *WRONG TREBLEEEEeeeeeeeeeee*

  • @mayhem9504
    @mayhem9504 4 роки тому +8120

    The falcon was fast,
    But is no one gonna say how fast murder blade was 😟

    • @chimarajigsawlord
      @chimarajigsawlord 4 роки тому +404

      The falcon was fast
      But murderblade was faster

    • @trihermawan9553
      @trihermawan9553 4 роки тому +210

      His name is murder, it's literally murder

    • @Hell_o847
      @Hell_o847 4 роки тому +185

      @@trihermawan9553 murderblade my lord

    • @notkr0w_
      @notkr0w_ 3 роки тому +20

      Dear Lady`Stardust Come on out king....

    • @Hydro555
      @Hydro555 3 роки тому +4

      Facts

  • @shrk_5792
    @shrk_5792 3 роки тому +112

    “Sir, you wish to risk a travelers life so he may finger the sack for your entertainment?”
    pfft-

    • @Erin-yw6sv
      @Erin-yw6sv 3 роки тому +4

      "Were gonna be here for quite some time sassy."

  • @vedsky2501
    @vedsky2501 3 роки тому +71

    “i wonder what a ferret tastes like.” me and my furret plush: DONT YOU DARE

  • @BonaDeum
    @BonaDeum 4 роки тому +2101

    The brain when there is no paid sketch at the end: IT AIN’T FAMILIAR!

  • @puppypasta4965
    @puppypasta4965 4 роки тому +3473

    "The Butcher of Blood Savage."
    "Oh he sounds like a character!"
    This is peak comedy you guys.

    • @housecatt6
      @housecatt6 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t care lol

    • @beastboy6799
      @beastboy6799 4 роки тому +101

      willi4m127 I have looked far and wide. Traveled through vast, green forests and hiked myself up large, rocky mountains. From the sunny plains of Africa to the cold, snow fields of Antarctica. Yet, I have failed to find anyone who asked.

    • @King-bl8oe
      @King-bl8oe 4 роки тому +1

      Indeed it is, the other too comments probably dont get it lol

    • @hihowareyou969
      @hihowareyou969 4 роки тому +21

      The Butcher of Blaviken from the Witcher Series maybe?

    • @beastboy6799
      @beastboy6799 4 роки тому +3

      MiaMy I did, I’m replying to Willi4m127 lol

  • @guatesecreto
    @guatesecreto 3 роки тому +55

    "Well you better kill that freaking falcon!"
    My brain: *time to start wheezing like a tea kettle*

  • @JBlooey
    @JBlooey 3 роки тому +5

    "It's been less than a week and I'm so freaking bored."
    ~The King, last year

  • @lexisl3231
    @lexisl3231 4 роки тому +4481

    This video should alternately be called: “Daniel gets exercise going up and down the stairs” 😂

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 4 роки тому +97

      daniel is the pianist dude, the yellow one is a squire

    • @ironicjoke6836
      @ironicjoke6836 4 роки тому +40

      @Shroombaby calm down

    • @josephinelauren4608
      @josephinelauren4608 4 роки тому +10

      @@ironicjoke6836 yes

    • @grandholly4123
      @grandholly4123 4 роки тому +2

      Emiliano Paniagua Daniel plays all the characters

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 4 роки тому +10

      @@grandholly4123 dumbo, thats the actual king, hes real, smh

  • @hecdavid11
    @hecdavid11 4 роки тому +2217

    I'll just take a minute to appreciate how Daniel's acting is so great that I felt this video had 3 different people

    • @veggiedragon1000
      @veggiedragon1000 4 роки тому +40

      Hector Caballero Four including Murderblade.

    • @starsadoring
      @starsadoring 4 роки тому +8

      @@veggiedragon1000 five including that one girl

    • @veggiedragon1000
      @veggiedragon1000 4 роки тому +3

      x olliebear x I mean, we actually heard Murderblade. Perchance the lady could be imagined, and the letter merely deposited upstairs? :P

    • @saulo4302
      @saulo4302 4 роки тому +2

      And... -I need names with- -B and A for the- -joke, but it's a falcon...- uh... sir Beaks Allot, the fastest falcon alive.
      Edit: It's a falcon, not a hawk.

    • @dunkbuscusgaming7016
      @dunkbuscusgaming7016 4 роки тому

      4 if you count Murder Blade not sure if that was Dan though the voice effect made it hard to tell.

  • @danielhobbyist
    @danielhobbyist 3 роки тому +7

    1:34 when the squire smirks made me laugh.

  • @ianlaurelgabuya2744
    @ianlaurelgabuya2744 2 роки тому +3

    "sir are you to risk a travalers life so he may finder the sack?"
    cracked me like an egg🤣

  • @Raynabananas
    @Raynabananas 4 роки тому +2383

    The clothes he's wearing makes this skit 1000% better.

    • @thomastual3711
      @thomastual3711 4 роки тому +4

      So ur saying his clothes are the only thing standing out? wow

    • @maximilianmus8773
      @maximilianmus8773 4 роки тому +21

      Shadow Noob no mate, he’s complimenting the attention to detail

    • @marvinmcintosh3555
      @marvinmcintosh3555 3 роки тому +2

      He puts on different clothes to define the characters my favorite characters are brain, king and devin

    • @cathat9059
      @cathat9059 3 роки тому

      Why he has this I don’t know why

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +2219

    I guess that MurderBlade StranglePerson has already cuffed those bountiful hills that the king really wanted to see.

  • @golswor1194
    @golswor1194 3 роки тому +12

    Imagine a medieval king saying "yep, thats the vibe"

  • @matxgamex
    @matxgamex 3 роки тому +17

    I have been watching this guy for about a year now. And now I literally just realized that he is a very good at voice acting.

  • @leannenoble6399
    @leannenoble6399 4 роки тому +2143

    *Oh his birth name is murderbladestrangleperson*
    Me: I'm dead

  • @just4bigguyswithinternetac657
    @just4bigguyswithinternetac657 4 роки тому +8387

    This dude is literally talking to himself
    And I love it

    • @moderatesoprano9562
      @moderatesoprano9562 4 роки тому +56

      Is this not a summary of every Daniel Thrasher video ever?

    • @barronsimmons1230
      @barronsimmons1230 4 роки тому +22

      Sander Sides be like

    • @Cranjis20
      @Cranjis20 4 роки тому +14

      Ever heard of Thomas Sanders?

    • @han-huo
      @han-huo 4 роки тому +14

      Try CalebCity
      those skits have a different style but they're still hilarious

    • @zeroisbeterthan133
      @zeroisbeterthan133 4 роки тому +2

      That's really in apparently. For a reason.

  • @lorddeath115
    @lorddeath115 3 роки тому +18

    "Hey kid you wanna be a knight"
    "HELL NO"

  • @iconjukes
    @iconjukes 3 роки тому +13

    “I wonder what a ferret tastes like”
    Draco laughs nervously

  • @finnythepooh
    @finnythepooh 4 роки тому +3818

    Me: Hey Alexa, play something cheery
    Alexa: plays up lifting song
    Me: No, no stop. Alexa, play something sad
    Alexa: plays depressing song
    Me: _Yeah, that hits the spot_

    • @deskbop
      @deskbop 4 роки тому +5

      Cinnamon 519 - That is hit the spot.

    • @finnythepooh
      @finnythepooh 4 роки тому +2

      @@deskbop oop- thx XD

    • @deskbop
      @deskbop 4 роки тому +4

      Cinnamon 519 - no prob bro

    • @finnythepooh
      @finnythepooh 4 роки тому +5

      @GamesMcGee Alexa is the definition of comedy

    • @deskbop
      @deskbop 4 роки тому +3

      @GamesMcGee - Did you have a bad day or something?

  • @williamtenney2432
    @williamtenney2432 4 роки тому +733

    “You wish to risk a travelers life so he can finger the sack for your entertaining?”
    Genius writing

  • @Alculai
    @Alculai 3 роки тому +134

    Me:
    takes a sip of water and then hearing
    “HiS naMe is murDEr?!”
    Body:
    ‘CUE THE SPIT TAKE!’

  • @thepoppyman844
    @thepoppyman844 3 роки тому +69

    “Sire you wish to risk a travelers life, so that he may finger the sack, for your entertainment?”
    Me: “Well of course he’s the bloody king that’s what he does, and besides, that traveler has properly been eaten by a bear in a week, so we might as well make him useful while he is here.”

  • @imppyplays2534
    @imppyplays2534 4 роки тому +3538

    "Finger the sack"
    Ah I see that I'm not the only one who does that

  • @noth9307
    @noth9307 4 роки тому +4078

    Came back here after realizing the king is some powerful demon-slaying wizard who pretends to be weak... I didn't wanna say it, but uh, I don't think Murderblade survived.
    RIP Murderblade Strangleperson

    • @oldkingcole4354
      @oldkingcole4354 3 роки тому +71

      I mean the King is also a wizard apparently

    • @CelestialShock
      @CelestialShock 3 роки тому +64

      Cole Pappadakis yes he already said that

    • @chunkybacon5724
      @chunkybacon5724 3 роки тому +104

      *B O U N T I F U L H I L L S*

    • @aleahlrb
      @aleahlrb 3 роки тому +54

      It made the King even more my favorite character. 😂

    • @ilikeblacktea4179
      @ilikeblacktea4179 3 роки тому +6

      Yeahh

  • @J.A.S._Official
    @J.A.S._Official 3 роки тому +22

    LMFAOOOOOOO bruhvvvv
    "Squire, put on this crown and switch me clothes."
    "Okay..."
    "Great now stand here"
    "Okay.."
    ~OPENS DOOR~
    "Hello?"
    "King."
    "He's o'er there sir."
    ~EXECUTES THE SQUIRE INSTEAD OF THE KING~

    • @LOVEMUFFIN_official
      @LOVEMUFFIN_official 3 роки тому +5

      They do share a surprising resemblance. It would probably work...

    • @J.A.S._Official
      @J.A.S._Official 3 роки тому +1

      @@LOVEMUFFIN_official Exactly XD

  • @user-gp1qu7iu2i
    @user-gp1qu7iu2i 3 роки тому +20

    lmao "hey, kid wanna be a knight?" "hell no."

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 роки тому +5257

    People quarantining themselves from Covid19: This virus sucks, at least I have my gadgets to occupy me.
    People quarantining themselves from the Black Death:
    Edit: This comment doesn't deserve top tbh

    • @titaniaaquilla5502
      @titaniaaquilla5502 4 роки тому +65

      They must be REALLY bored

    • @dhruvsawant9234
      @dhruvsawant9234 4 роки тому +30

      Thankfully Covid 19 won't be as bad as the black death. It's still does really suck though.

    • @starredd
      @starredd 4 роки тому +2

      heh

    • @dillon8124
      @dillon8124 4 роки тому +28

      @@r.a.5468 WTF? There are so many things that you just said and I don't understand any of them?

    • @sailorcandy6633
      @sailorcandy6633 4 роки тому +11

      R. A. Do I see a troll

  • @Alex-ie4yx
    @Alex-ie4yx 4 роки тому +629

    "I wonder what ferrets taste like"
    I will now think of this everyday

    • @annabeld7758
      @annabeld7758 4 роки тому

      @Arthur Jack bruh

    • @eyyyyyyyyyyjd
      @eyyyyyyyyyyjd 4 роки тому

      I’ll say I had one it reminds me of beef stew but not beef

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 4 роки тому

      Idk why but I feel like they would taste kinda like mushrooms

    • @zoobean994
      @zoobean994 4 роки тому +3

      Aren't u curious what bats taste like?

    • @seanwaddell2659
      @seanwaddell2659 4 роки тому +1

      Alex, No!

  • @scottchesney1444
    @scottchesney1444 3 роки тому +4

    “Murder-Blade-Strangle-Person” DUDE. ALMOST PEED MYSELF!!🤣

  • @Brutho-hg1hb
    @Brutho-hg1hb 3 роки тому +46

    "hey kid? Wanna be a knight?!"
    Kid: *"hailllll no"*

  • @aaye.itstayy2086
    @aaye.itstayy2086 4 роки тому +2337

    “Well u better kill that freakin Falcon! His name is murder?!?! it’s literally *MURDER!!* ”

    • @elliottgibby89
      @elliottgibby89 4 роки тому +107

      "Murder _Blade_ , my Lord."

    • @brocoli17
      @brocoli17 4 роки тому +40

      And that was the fastest falcon in the kingdom it might already be there

    • @lanespivey3150
      @lanespivey3150 4 роки тому +31

      **intense knocking**
      “Do we have any knights on standby?”

    • @crazybrickstudios7482
      @crazybrickstudios7482 4 роки тому +15

      *I WANT YOU OUT, KING*

    • @user-zt9nf2wf2u
      @user-zt9nf2wf2u 4 роки тому +6

      mur
      murder

  • @spiderflash1273
    @spiderflash1273 4 роки тому +718

    “...You know, we don’t need to send the letter.”
    “We’ve already sent the falcon, my lord.”
    *”YoU SeNt a FaLCoN!?”*

    • @ba-wp5zs
      @ba-wp5zs 4 роки тому +21

      Murderblade Strangleperson seems a lovely person. Why not send a falcon? I'm sure nothing would go wrong...

    • @kerfufflecookies8316
      @kerfufflecookies8316 4 роки тому +15

      "The fastest in the Kingdom!"

    • @ommzi6428
      @ommzi6428 4 роки тому +2

      Way to quote the video

    • @hirtew7
      @hirtew7 4 роки тому +3

      The falcon’s name? Millennium

    • @hawkeysim1487
      @hawkeysim1487 4 роки тому

      I'd like it but it's a 666 likes

  • @SolarTara
    @SolarTara 3 роки тому +16

    This gives me serious 2009 youtube vibes where people didn't care about stats and just wanted to make funny skits

    • @peachycrow9462
      @peachycrow9462 3 роки тому +1

      Like bill wurtz, he did that sorta thing at the end, do you know who bill wurtz is???

  • @thepbcenthusiast7561
    @thepbcenthusiast7561 Рік тому +5

    The King’s description on how to play bagpipes is actual gold 😂

  • @thewizard-edits
    @thewizard-edits 4 роки тому +3117

    I was really bored so here’s the entire transcript of the video.
    _______________________________
    King: Ugh, I’m hungry. I wonder what ferrets taste like. You’re poor, is that what a hot dog is?
    Daniel: **shrugs**
    King: Mm. Squire?
    Squire: Yes, my lord?
    King: Any updates on the plague situation?
    Squire: No, my lord. It has been advised that we remain indoors for the time being.
    King: Ach. It’s been less than a week and I’m so fricking bored. Boy, play me something uplifting.
    Daniel: Yes, my lord. **proceeds to play Ludwig van Beethoven's "Sonatina in G Major, Anh 5, Moderato”**
    Squire: **walks away**
    King: No! No, no, no! No! That is too cheery! We’re supposed to feel... sad! Play something sad! Okay? That could hit the spot.
    Daniel: Yes, my lord. **proceeds to play sad tune**
    King: Yep. That’s the vibe.
    Also King: Yeh, stop. You know what? Squire?
    Squire: Yes, my lord?
    King: What was that one thing we saw in Scotland?
    Squire: Which thing?
    King: You know, the sack. You had to blow, finger, and squeeze it all at once. It made a lot of noise...
    Squire: The... bagpipes, my lord!
    King: Yes, the bagpipes! Boy, you should learn how to play those!
    Daniel: I don’t... have any, my lord.
    King: Well, then, we must get you some! **claps hands twice**
    Squire: Sir, you wish to risk a traveler’s life so that way he may finger the sack for your entertainment?
    King: We’re going to be stuck here for quite some time, sassy, so send for the sack, okay? Oh, also, could you pen a steamy letter to the lovely lady Sezabeel?
    Squire: Again, my lord?
    King: Well, she didn’t respond to the last one, so I might as well follow up.
    Squire: What say you, lord?
    King: Tell her I thirst for a time when I can... visit her bountiful hills again.
    Squire: Of course.
    King: And ask her what she’s wearing, obviously.
    Daniel: Ugh.
    King: And, uh, could you put a winky face next to that?
    Squire: Yes, my lord.
    King: Excellent. Signed, XOXO The King.
    Squire: I’ll send it immediately.
    King: Hope she’s not dead. That'd be a waste of paper.
    Squire: She’s not dead, my lord.
    King: How do you know?
    Squire: Your kingdom has eyes everywhere.
    King: Then why hasn’t she messaged me back yet?
    Squire: I do believe she is to be married, my lord.
    King: Oh, she’s engaged? To whom?
    Squire: The butcher of Bloodsavage.
    King: Oh, he sounds like a character. What’s his real name?
    Squire: Oh, his birth name is Murderblade Strangleperson.
    King: …
    Daniel: …
    King: You know, we don’t need to send the letter.
    Squire: We’ve already sent the falcon, my lord.
    King: YOU SENT A FALCON?!?!
    Squire: The fastest in the kingdom.
    King: Well, you better kill that freaking falcon! His name is Murder? It’s literally Murder?!
    Squire: MurderBLADE, my lord. And it was the very fastest falcon in the kingdom. It may already be there.
    Murderblade Strangleperson: **pounds on door**
    King: Do we have any knights on standby?
    Murderblade Strangleperson: *Come on out, king!*
    Squire: I do believe they are all sick with the Plague, my lord.
    Murderblade Strangleperson: *Just wait ‘til I get my hands on you, you filthy, weak NOTHING.*
    King: Ooooh, snap, he sounds very large.
    Squire: Indeed, my lord.
    King: Hey, kid, you wanna be a knight?
    Daniel: HAYL NO.
    Daniel Thrasher: Hey! Just wanted to let you know that I posted some more bloopers with Nathan Kress on my Instagram. This is it. I’m probably going to start posting more, like, short, goofy things over there so if you are interested, just whip out the old phone and follow me @danielthrasher. That’s it. That’s pretty much it. Uh, miss you guys. Hope you’re doing well. Okay, bye!
    Sponsorship Daniel singing: Learn songs better with Flowkey. Link in description. It’s freaking awesome.

    • @hunterzolomon119
      @hunterzolomon119 4 роки тому +276

      What has quarantine done to you?!?!

    • @jeremiahowens9999
      @jeremiahowens9999 4 роки тому +33

      But Why tho

    • @SmolKTN
      @SmolKTN 4 роки тому +65

      There's a spelling mistake -- "Murderblade Strangleperson: Come *in* out, king!"
      Great job otherwise :D

    • @eddiedorizon
      @eddiedorizon 4 роки тому +14

      @River Waterwet 69 likes now, nice

    • @thewizard-edits
      @thewizard-edits 4 роки тому +22

      @Hunter zolomon I don't know. I'm very bored.
      @River Waterwet Like I said, I'm bored. And the count currently stands at 127, which is the most likes I've ever gotten on a single comment to the best of my knowledge. Thanks to all of you for those!
      @Jeremiah Owens Because I'm bored.
      @Nick Matthews Thank you! And thanks for pointing out that typo! (I just fixed it, btw.)
      @CUSTOM CRAFT It is currently 127.
      @JaguarSparks It is currently 127.

  • @harg5544
    @harg5544 4 роки тому +412

    tbh Murderblade Strangleperson is willing to defend his wife's honor so he's a really good husband, the dream man

    • @zain4019
      @zain4019 4 роки тому +6

      Emiliano Paniagua
      Agreed

    • @qwerty_and_azerty
      @qwerty_and_azerty 4 роки тому +8

      Emiliano Paniagua *fiancée

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 4 роки тому +2

      @@qwerty_and_azerty Oh right, my bad

    • @josephhelms2362
      @josephhelms2362 4 роки тому +2

      I don't see how attempting to court someone is an attack on their honor, but yes, he does seem nice

    • @harg5544
      @harg5544 4 роки тому +9

      @@josephhelms2362 I think flirting with an engaged person does a little bit of damage

  • @nighpaw4651
    @nighpaw4651 3 роки тому +3

    I hope mr. Murderblades realises that killing the king will make the whole kingdom come down on him, though by how fast he got there, he might be the flash

  • @cartortoise_0733
    @cartortoise_0733 3 роки тому +4

    0:56 “You mean the bagpipes?”
    *”uh, no.”*

  • @PP-wq8nt
    @PP-wq8nt 4 роки тому +1145

    “You wish to risk a travelers life, so he may finger the sac?”
    I died listening to that

  • @mimiweirdo77
    @mimiweirdo77 4 роки тому +2545

    “The sack, you had to blow, finger, and squeeze it all at once”
    “Are you willing to sacrifice a mans life so he can finger the sack”
    I’m dying all you need is the Michael Scott that’s what she said in the video😂😂😂

    • @Sarah-cp4lp
      @Sarah-cp4lp 4 роки тому +26

      @landobro Huh what!?

    • @powerpug964
      @powerpug964 4 роки тому +21

      @landobro lol no. Ur only video is roblox gameplay and you seem 7, so its ok

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 4 роки тому +9

      @landobro what?

    • @woltzzy
      @woltzzy 3 роки тому +1

      Mimi's Mashup that was the best thing I have ever heard

    • @onebilliontacos3405
      @onebilliontacos3405 3 роки тому +1

      @Landobro I don’t know, he may still be traumatized from accidentally creating the theme from the office

  • @ZabdielSostre
    @ZabdielSostre 3 роки тому +4

    2:36
    King: "Hey kid ya wanna be a knight"
    Daniel: "HELL NAW"

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 роки тому +13

    When you're quarantined in medieval times you just die.

  • @griffy524
    @griffy524 4 роки тому +1344

    “He may finger the sack, for your entertainment.”
    -Squire 1347
    Edit: Thank you so much for 800 likes, the most I’ve ever had.

    • @griffy524
      @griffy524 4 роки тому +16

      ded yukari well I’ll make sure not to come near you then

    • @trukaiser
      @trukaiser 4 роки тому +5

      sacks are tight!

    • @griffy524
      @griffy524 4 роки тому +1

      Dustin H very

    • @fyodorsfluffywhitehatmar
      @fyodorsfluffywhitehatmar 4 роки тому

      fingers potato sack

    • @snazzyfellow2804
      @snazzyfellow2804 4 роки тому +2

      @@trukaiser fingering sacks is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @thecatladytm7172
    @thecatladytm7172 4 роки тому +877

    "Murderblade strangleperson"
    Sounds like something Bakugou would come up with.

    • @alpha_trico1767
      @alpha_trico1767 4 роки тому +5

      TheCatLadytm lol he would tho

    • @eggnog5114
      @eggnog5114 4 роки тому +24

      TheCatLadytm *LordMurderbladeStrangleperson.

    • @mv3933
      @mv3933 4 роки тому +3

      Yup

    • @shorttoast
      @shorttoast 4 роки тому +4

      DEKUUUUUU

    • @shorttoast
      @shorttoast 4 роки тому +11

      @@eggnog5114*lordexplosionmurderbladestrangleperson

  • @katherineazarraga4727
    @katherineazarraga4727 3 роки тому +6

    2:11 i died XD

  • @AwsomenessEpicness
    @AwsomenessEpicness Рік тому +4

    The bagpipes bit makes a lot more sense now

  • @karmmaguitar
    @karmmaguitar 4 роки тому +481

    “medieval times”
    *keyboardist plays beethoven with a harpsichord sound

  • @qryu
    @qryu 4 роки тому +1435

    Who reads what?

    • @drabanddour
      @drabanddour 4 роки тому +26

      That’s a big mood. Really, Daniel is a big mood.

    • @calendars4
      @calendars4 4 роки тому +9

      I read this exactly as he said it

    • @JammyMonkey
      @JammyMonkey 4 роки тому +1

      i think everyone read that as he said this

  • @a_random_person273
    @a_random_person273 3 роки тому +3

    “Well you better kill the fricken falcon!” XD

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich 2 роки тому +2

    Knowing that the king is a powerful wizard makes this even funnier

  • @akio5250
    @akio5250 4 роки тому +497

    “Finger the sack” is a sentence I wish I have never heard

  • @k1tdragon5
    @k1tdragon5 4 роки тому +360

    “Murder-blade strangle-person”
    Seem legit

  • @babyj5184
    @babyj5184 3 роки тому

    Your humour is bang on been watching your videos all morning please never stop being creative, it is your calling in life!

  • @skullNcobwebs
    @skullNcobwebs 3 роки тому

    You are delightful. Enjoyed you much

  • @fermentedgremlin
    @fermentedgremlin 4 роки тому +615

    daniel: *plays sad music*
    the king: that’s the vibe

    • @julicejenkins236
      @julicejenkins236 4 роки тому +8

      It's literally the same as "Alexa, play Despacito"

    • @taliabeck5264
      @taliabeck5264 4 роки тому

      omg so true! I laughed out loud haha

  • @EcoSnakeTV
    @EcoSnakeTV 4 роки тому +533

    "His name is murder? It's literally murder?", "Murderblade my Lord"

    • @Bombinmybag010
      @Bombinmybag010 4 роки тому +1

      JohnM i got cancer when I listened to that

    • @trihermawan9553
      @trihermawan9553 4 роки тому

      And it was the fastest falcon in the kingdom, and it might already be there

    • @spudjaam
      @spudjaam 4 роки тому

      **loud banging**
      do we have any knights on standby?

  • @KainCarthyst
    @KainCarthyst 3 роки тому +4

    This is definitely one of the best skits so far, the more characterization you give to these three, the better

  • @LOVEMUFFIN_official
    @LOVEMUFFIN_official 3 роки тому +1

    Twist: Murderblade was just there to deliver the bagpipes.

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 4 роки тому +386

    King: play uplifting music
    *Uplifting music plays*
    King: no no no

  • @calencrawford2195
    @calencrawford2195 4 роки тому +306

    Ahh yes, Murderblade Strangleperson, The Butcher of Bloodsavage.

    • @icywave2185
      @icywave2185 4 роки тому

      Murder blade strangle person

  • @cristoni9414
    @cristoni9414 3 роки тому +2

    Your reaction after he said Murder blade gave me Michael Scott vibes...I'm on the floor

  • @imightexist3124
    @imightexist3124 3 роки тому +27

    Hey kid, wanna be a knight?
    heLl nO

  • @matiasvf2520
    @matiasvf2520 4 роки тому +729

    We just discovered that the king is a wizard so he's fine

    • @confusedmedictf2207
      @confusedmedictf2207 3 роки тому

      that's in a different timeline my guy

    • @febrezeairfreshner9321
      @febrezeairfreshner9321 3 роки тому +5

      @@confusedmedictf2207 Timeline? Tis timeline butter.. when grass frolics grease.. When the bunny has no buns. Tis the world where grease be thou god. Amen.
      Did I sound smart :>?

    • @confusedmedictf2207
      @confusedmedictf2207 3 роки тому

      @@febrezeairfreshner9321 amen. Yes you did

    • @febrezeairfreshner9321
      @febrezeairfreshner9321 3 роки тому

      @@confusedmedictf2207 Tank u for approve my life is complete ಥ_ಥ

    • @confusedmedictf2207
      @confusedmedictf2207 3 роки тому

      @@febrezeairfreshner9321 you are welcome my child

  • @xaviertyack5640
    @xaviertyack5640 4 роки тому +552

    "Hey kid you wanna be a knight?"
    Me: *SCREAMS IN DEUS VULT*

    • @jumpboost1776
      @jumpboost1776 4 роки тому +5

      FOR THE GRACE!!!
      FOR THE HOLY!!!

    • @TheShrewdMonarch
      @TheShrewdMonarch 4 роки тому +2

      Jumpboost1
      I’m getting For Honor vibes right now... I might as well customize Warden to look like a Templar... THANK YOU!

  • @EHailOfficial
    @EHailOfficial 3 роки тому +9

    "You wish to risk a travelers life just so he may finger the sacc for your entertainment"
    Best line of the year

  • @abdullahraffa4596
    @abdullahraffa4596 3 роки тому +1

    Favorite episode so far

  • @AngelMartinez-du8vt
    @AngelMartinez-du8vt 4 роки тому +285

    King: "His name is Murder? Literally Murder?"
    Servant: "Murder blade my lord"

  • @LuigiYoshiShell
    @LuigiYoshiShell 4 роки тому +399

    Teachers: Hope she’s not dead, that would be a waste of paper

    • @MayaMaya-ls4gt
      @MayaMaya-ls4gt 3 роки тому +1

      "Shes not dead my lord".
      "How do u KnOw?"
      " Your kindom has eyes everywhere".

  • @yourgrandadsleftachille3644
    @yourgrandadsleftachille3644 3 роки тому +3

    “Send for the sack ok?”

  • @obu007
    @obu007 3 роки тому +1

    youre freakin amazing. great vids

  • @jumpinjellybean6266
    @jumpinjellybean6266 4 роки тому +153

    “No that is to cheery! We’re supposed to play something SAD! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SAD!” 😂😂 mood tho 😂

  • @gracemiller666
    @gracemiller666 4 роки тому +250

    *"hE mAy fiNgEr tHe sAcK fOr yOuR eNtErTaiNmEnT"*

    • @subscriberswithoutvideos-iz6lt
      @subscriberswithoutvideos-iz6lt 4 роки тому +3

      Gracie M. ua-cam.com/video/SykKsipLuf0/v-deo.html

    • @agzzradface3113
      @agzzradface3113 4 роки тому

      @@subscriberswithoutvideos-iz6lt what is that link, it isnt youtube since youtu and be are not in the same word, nobody open that link

    • @IanIsSwag
      @IanIsSwag 4 роки тому

      agzzr adface it’s literally just a video link to a piano rendition of a song

    • @janselkennethtolentino8269
      @janselkennethtolentino8269 4 роки тому

      @@agzzradface3113 alternative yt link (afaik they started doing that to shorten links)
      But yes it is an actual youtube link.

  • @annakuch9108
    @annakuch9108 3 роки тому

    Oh jeez I love these videos. I totally discovered them yesterday

  • @junishida5802
    @junishida5802 3 роки тому +1

    These medieval sketches are the best, please make more

  • @chrischive3799
    @chrischive3799 4 роки тому +272

    “So he may finger the sac for your entertainment”
    -Daniel Thrasher’s brain.

  • @mr-nonsense
    @mr-nonsense 4 роки тому +227

    When there is no skit that happens to be paid for at the end of the video:
    “Somethings wrong, I can feel it”

    • @renwannabe3237
      @renwannabe3237 4 роки тому

      Dude i just subscribe lol. Can't resist the red subscribe now photo 😂

    • @vari1535
      @vari1535 4 роки тому

      flowkey

    • @ri3121
      @ri3121 4 роки тому

      It's just a feeling I've got, like somethings about to happen

    • @sanyatyagi645
      @sanyatyagi645 4 роки тому +2

      @@renwannabe3237 it just ain't fAmIlIaH

  • @TaliaMellifera
    @TaliaMellifera 5 місяців тому

    this is just so satisfying, every little detail

  • @kailavanderwielen3588
    @kailavanderwielen3588 3 роки тому +3

    i absolutely LOVE this video. something about the historical gist and total irreverence is delightful to me! i'd love to see some oliver twist or shakespeare riffs for future sketches!

  • @DB-ci1wt
    @DB-ci1wt 4 роки тому +251

    2:20 *Demon knocks on door*
    Me: “But wait, he hasn’t misplayed a note”

  • @little.dash.of.sunshine
    @little.dash.of.sunshine 4 роки тому +664

    Okay, the "Hey, kid! Do you wanna be a knight?" "HELL NO!" bit made me wheeze so hard! It's 1:30 AM rn and I'm trying so hard not to laugh any harder. Thank you for this joyful video, Daniel.
    Edit: When I said wheeze, I meant a quiet laugh. I'm not sick. Thank u for ur concern.

    • @advayiyer6456
      @advayiyer6456 4 роки тому +4

      Wheeze? You ok bro?

    • @slvyc
      @slvyc 4 роки тому +1

      I can relate so much.

    • @Proprogrammer001
      @Proprogrammer001 4 роки тому +2

      @@advayiyer6456 oh lawd she sick

    • @weswesaw1094
      @weswesaw1094 4 роки тому

      It's 8:55 AM. I'm losing it at work over that bit.

    • @little.dash.of.sunshine
      @little.dash.of.sunshine 4 роки тому +1

      @@advayiyer6456 I'm fine. Not sick. Was just tryna laugh quietly, lol.

  • @theoneinthemiddleproductio5602
    @theoneinthemiddleproductio5602 3 роки тому +1

    This dude could make a medieval comedy and we would watch it

  • @deusares4837
    @deusares4837 3 роки тому

    I really love these sketches