Mixing my 500 HOLO Nail Polishes Together! What Will Happen?!

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • Get your safety goggles and lab coats, we be mixing' holo in da lab🤓
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  • @simplynailogical
    @simplynailogical  7 років тому +13675

    HOLO EVERYONE! The 7 winners of the All The Fcken Holo In One Bottle giveaway have been announced on Twitter twitter.com/nailogical/status/859620025212305409 (see follow-up tweets for complete list)
    And here are the UA-cam usernames of the winners: sister daniel, kate mesplay, Carolile C, Tamara Tobin, karasu hoozuki, caoimhe burke, and pooballsism
    Please wish them all a big congrats! I loved everyone's jokes including so many more they were so holorious I almost spilled my taco
    Thank you so much to everyone for participating! I'm happy I can give away shit like this that means a lot to those that win it since clearly only "true fans" are gonna enter to win😂 - I want to reward you guys that actually watch my videos and like my stuff, not random people entering who just want to win UA-cam macbook giveaways😂 [insert replies like "OOH THE SHADEEEEEE CRISTINE"] This giveaway was impromptu (clearly) so I thank you for your patience and I really hope the winners love their custom 500 shades of holo 😂😂

    • @serenitychorney2331
      @serenitychorney2331 7 років тому +141

      Simply Nailogical you posted this 1 minute ago, and I posted my story 4 seconds ago. fuck.

    • @joannel8905
      @joannel8905 7 років тому +34

      Simply Nailogical OMG! That is a lot....

    • @AquaroseSupahgirl
      @AquaroseSupahgirl 7 років тому +123

      Congrats to the winners!
      *waits for another giveaway from someone even tho she knows she isn't gonna win one of them ever*

    • @justinecarlmercado1862
      @justinecarlmercado1862 7 років тому +75

      Well congrats to the winners I guess.
      *stretches elastic heart*

    • @Flipplefling
      @Flipplefling 7 років тому +6

      i think its going to be all sorts of coulers

  • @simplynailogical
    @simplynailogical  7 років тому +24616

    HOLO friends! Please DO NOT CLICK ON OR LISTEN TO the simplyfakelogical spam bots telling you to click some bullshit or enter something into google for a free surprise (I promise you it won't be holo)! Comments from the real me will have the name Simply Nailogical highlighted in blue like this comment with a checkmark beside my name - the rest are assholes trying to scam people to make a living. Don't they know I'm a crime stats guru DON'T MESS WITH ME BOI

    • @robzrory
      @robzrory 7 років тому +144

      Heyy Cristine I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg!!!
      Pliz gimme nail polish, my nails are naked and cold..
      p.s. in case of miracle and I win, my insta is @robzrory or twitter is @rykerallgdr...

    • @sophietaylor1972
      @sophietaylor1972 7 років тому +15

      you bad butt unicorn cristine ilysm

    • @heyyall228
      @heyyall228 7 років тому +3

      Simply Nailogical ok

    • @taras3666
      @taras3666 7 років тому +90

      Simply Nailogical I've been reporting them.

    • @imrllydumbp7009
      @imrllydumbp7009 7 років тому +5

      Simply Nailogical Ok

  • @isabellaeason8358
    @isabellaeason8358 4 роки тому +5376

    In all honesty, I'm kinda waiting for Cristine to make this shade for Holo Taco. 😂

  • @prateekshyaayushi4155
    @prateekshyaayushi4155 4 роки тому +2916

    That time when Cristine was possessed by Safiya...

    • @helenlibby751
      @helenlibby751 4 роки тому +114

      Actually this video inspired Safiya to start mixing things in the first place

    • @vickiegordon8814
      @vickiegordon8814 4 роки тому +7

      Omg yes would definitely watch that video

    • @thyanatran8129
      @thyanatran8129 4 роки тому +2

      lolll

    • @masabahsaeed
      @masabahsaeed 4 роки тому +3

      I'll be your 667th like but i don't want to! Get it? Possessed, 666!

    • @thyanatran8129
      @thyanatran8129 4 роки тому +5

      i-i might be your 666th like

  • @baguette1117
    @baguette1117 4 роки тому +169

    The first ever “what do you think?” outside of the childhood commercials video... oh the nostalgia.

  • @Ghost084
    @Ghost084 4 роки тому +3532

    When you've seen enough Safiya Nygaard videos to know that the median shade is usually a variant of purple XD Oh look, the internet taught me something lol

  • @simplynailogical
    @simplynailogical  7 років тому +5014

    HOLO friends! Thank you so much everyone for commenting your jokes for your chance to win 1 of 7 All the Fcken Holo In One Bottle polishes!! I laughed a lot because your jokes are holorious ba ha ha ha. ha. Ok anyways
    Since there are over 150k comments right now it's been hard to sort through, I want to give everyone a chance to comment and also UA-cam usually needs a couple days for the comments to 'set' (like baking your face?) which will likely make the comments less recently-posted based and more upvoted-based. I wish I had time to load and read all the comments! So instead I'm gonna ask you guys to help your fellow holosexuals out and upvote ones you think are holorious so that hopefully I will end up seeing them. This was an impromptu giveaway (ya don't say??) so I apologize for it not being better organized, sometimes that's just how the holo falls outta the bottle!! Thank you guys again for joking around with me, y'all are the most fun and chill subs out there (:

  • @lowbuu6260
    @lowbuu6260 7 років тому +14000

    Oh i have an idea, mix all your most hated nail polishes together

    • @HiiiBetty
      @HiiiBetty 7 років тому +93

      yes pls

    • @kelseyjohnson4447
      @kelseyjohnson4447 7 років тому +47

      ThatLittleGmer yea she should do that

    • @soapychikin
      @soapychikin 7 років тому +26

      That's your idea, you do it...Ill wait till you're done.

    • @deletedbyparent2700
      @deletedbyparent2700 7 років тому +21

      soapychikin BRUH U WANT SOME UHHHHHHH I MEAN U WANT SOME BUT I SAY NUH

    • @deletedbyparent2700
      @deletedbyparent2700 7 років тому +9

      Get it burh u say nuh

  • @TheVanderbrooks
    @TheVanderbrooks 3 роки тому +214

    No no no the real question is are you watching this when you should be sleeping
    My answer:YES

  • @TheGlowingNightmare
    @TheGlowingNightmare 5 років тому +688

    when you're watching this video nearly 2 years after it was uploaded but you really want that gorgeous fckn nailpolish aaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @milhousevanhoutan9235
    @milhousevanhoutan9235 4 роки тому +920

    "I saw all the math involved and said see ya'll later Bai"
    >literally becomes a statistician.

    • @dwsn5152
      @dwsn5152 4 роки тому +14

      Milhouse what are you doing here

    • @augustesagatyte6108
      @augustesagatyte6108 4 роки тому +1

      She already is one MILLHOUSE

    • @bryantgraham843
      @bryantgraham843 3 роки тому

      !? Ok......?!

    • @Mireyayayyayayayadelrey
      @Mireyayayyayayayadelrey 3 роки тому

      Hey this is a random reply but since you said Bai it reminded me I have a Bai that I wanted to drink so thanks

  • @timtam3489
    @timtam3489 4 роки тому +1371

    When “what do you think” wasn’t a white screen screaming at u

    • @olivia-me8lv
      @olivia-me8lv 4 роки тому +111

      “At this point, it’s just a white screen and screaming.”
      - Safiya Nygaard, 2019

    • @aimiedempsey485
      @aimiedempsey485 4 роки тому

      ye

    • @scarletpower4621
      @scarletpower4621 4 роки тому +11

      Whenever i say “what do you think” i have to do an impression haha 😇

    • @confusedpersonn
      @confusedpersonn 4 роки тому +1

      It’s so strange to see

    • @aname4754
      @aname4754 4 роки тому +1

      But I miss it :(

  • @lennyjenkins1928
    @lennyjenkins1928 3 роки тому +91

    i can't stop thinking on how much editing this must have took.

  • @dariennehammond2334
    @dariennehammond2334 7 років тому +2293

    I'd tell u a chemistry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction

  • @renatabejarano7489
    @renatabejarano7489 4 роки тому +3543

    "Are you watching this when you should be doing homework?"
    Me:no, I'm in quarantine

  • @user-pu2si1yl1k
    @user-pu2si1yl1k 5 років тому +2762

    I would make a chemistry joke, but I’m not sure I’d get a reaction.

  • @RoyaleCherry
    @RoyaleCherry 4 роки тому +256

    Plot twist: Cristine is secretly flexing how many nail polish bottles
    she has.

  • @unlocked6352
    @unlocked6352 6 років тому +8360

    Cristine: doesn't go into pharmacy because of too much math
    also Cristine: becomes actual statistics analyst.

  • @ady5180
    @ady5180 5 років тому +2087

    If Safiya Nygaard tried this it would of been called Franken Polish.

  • @ellatodd6459
    @ellatodd6459 4 роки тому +1291

    Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
    Cos there was no chemistry

    • @dailycupoftea2816
      @dailycupoftea2816 4 роки тому +45

      This is so funny but cringey at the same time. Whatever take a like.😂

    • @teddy4400
      @teddy4400 4 роки тому +6

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @sanjanaandshriya8082
      @sanjanaandshriya8082 4 роки тому +5

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @kokoewing634
      @kokoewing634 4 роки тому +6

      😂👏👏👏👏

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 4 роки тому +4

      💿💿👏👏👏👏👏👏💿💿

  • @tastytiletactician271
    @tastytiletactician271 3 роки тому +71

    I'm so impressed with how well she poured them into the bottles omg

  • @22toady
    @22toady 4 роки тому +1385

    “Are you watching this when you should be doing your homework?”
    ....yes actually

  • @xXHatsuneMikuFanXx
    @xXHatsuneMikuFanXx 7 років тому +199

    _"there is no room for error"_ *makes error*

  • @charleyamelia2449
    @charleyamelia2449 5 років тому +1565

    Is it just me or...
    DOES IT NEED MORE HOLO💿💿💿

  • @Layna.remixes
    @Layna.remixes 4 місяці тому +5

    Anyone else 2024?? I love you Christine I’m proud of you for doing what’s best for you now!!

  • @calebtalksyt
    @calebtalksyt 7 років тому +175

    giving up 500 bottles of holo nail polish for science.....
    what a noble sacrifice

    • @Just2girlshunting
      @Just2girlshunting 7 років тому +1

      Caleb Talks/Road to 1000 it was probably a hard sacrifice

  • @alaysiapruden387
    @alaysiapruden387 5 років тому +620

    “I laugh at my own jokes cause someone has to”
    My whole entire life.

  • @appellationsobriquet6205
    @appellationsobriquet6205 7 років тому +2411

    'I named my hard drive *"dat ass"*, so once a month my computer asks if I want to *''back dat ass up'*.. 😂 😂

  • @Namedaftercayde6
    @Namedaftercayde6 3 роки тому +83

    Christine: “R u watching this video when u should be doing ur homework?!”
    Me: 😳 “maaaaybe”
    *whispers “how did she know?!”*

  • @Tati
    @Tati 7 років тому +3806

    OH MY GOD ... this is incredible!!!
    xo's

    • @annelorraine9529
      @annelorraine9529 7 років тому +11

      Hey Tati 👋🏻

    • @NyaMoon_
      @NyaMoon_ 7 років тому +5

      Taaatttiiii *.*

    • @peepbeepington
      @peepbeepington 7 років тому +17

      Tati omg I so didn't expect to see you here!! Love your videos so much!!!

    • @xxx6074
      @xxx6074 7 років тому +4

      Tati hi

    •  7 років тому +8

      Tati WE WANT COLLAB

  • @kylietaylor9487
    @kylietaylor9487 5 років тому +1667

    You should make a Holo Taco version of this final color!

  • @zaraplanet8457
    @zaraplanet8457 5 років тому +666

    I'm actually surprised she managed to put the nailpolosh in the container without spillig any on the table

  • @sarahwulf4545
    @sarahwulf4545 4 роки тому +48

    “are you watching this when you should be doing homework?”
    me: a junior in college with two papers due at the end of the week: “maybeeee....”

    • @phoebefaubert8856
      @phoebefaubert8856 4 роки тому +6

      Its in the name of science 😌

    • @sarahwulf4545
      @sarahwulf4545 3 роки тому +1

      11 months later… i’m a senior in college and i’m still watching this instead of doing homework

    • @sarahwulf4545
      @sarahwulf4545 Рік тому

      Another year later, I’m enjoying this video as a college graduate with a full time job. No school or homework in sight! 🎉 oh how time flies ❤

  • @aliceininsaneland2144
    @aliceininsaneland2144 7 років тому +207

    I TOLD MY MOM I GOT HIGH OFF OF HOLO AND SHE SAID" Amber, only I do that," I WAS SCREAMING OMG WHAT. SHE TOLD ME SHE WATCHES YOU.

    • @thelunarwolf9060
      @thelunarwolf9060 7 років тому +3

      Alice in Insane land Hahaha wow

    • @youngrapunzel5272
      @youngrapunzel5272 7 років тому +3

      fuck yeah that's amazing. bond over nailz

    • @star-xw3su
      @star-xw3su 7 років тому +2

      Christine liked woooo and omggg

    • @jobo3782
      @jobo3782 5 років тому

      my soul is black

  • @emilywest8683
    @emilywest8683 5 років тому +379

    It's satisfying to watch because you know you don't have to be the one putting everything back....

  • @wowza.btch__2267
    @wowza.btch__2267 4 роки тому +402

    “i don’t have a funnel.. so pray for me.”
    **immediately does it with no problem**

  • @alwaysconfused3422
    @alwaysconfused3422 4 роки тому +4

    3 years later and NOW this masterpiece is in my recommended. Thank you so much UA-cam.
    Also 2020 anyone.
    It is one CRAZY year.

  • @blink-eh6or
    @blink-eh6or 7 років тому +96

    50 shades of grey just became 500 Shades of holo

  • @vidaluckett7035
    @vidaluckett7035 7 років тому +2992

    you should get frickin HOLO WALLPAPER! WAIT! noooo. paint your wall with holo nailpolish! YEAS

    • @spacecorgi9856
      @spacecorgi9856 7 років тому +18

      Vida Luckett that would honestly be ugly

    • @krystalfrancisco6793
      @krystalfrancisco6793 7 років тому +6

      Vida Luckett agreed

    • @louisemyerscough449
      @louisemyerscough449 7 років тому +64

      Holo is not ugly💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿

    • @ocean_bacon_5333
      @ocean_bacon_5333 7 років тому +4

      Pony girl M true

    • @aj7718
      @aj7718 7 років тому +14

      Vida Luckett EVERBODY LIKE THAT COMMENT SO CRISTINE CAN SEE IT

  • @lexii.nevaeh
    @lexii.nevaeh 3 роки тому +2

    one thing i like abt this channel is how she has like never changed like she acts the same now as she did 4 years ago which i love

  • @poachedeggy8272
    @poachedeggy8272 5 років тому +1260

    What is a scientist favourite dog breed??
    A lab

    • @s4turn444
      @s4turn444 5 років тому +24

      i hate that i laughed at this

    • @vanessafossen5114
      @vanessafossen5114 5 років тому +4

      I’m peeing 😂😂

    • @Nora-lz1no
      @Nora-lz1no 5 років тому +2

      🤦‍♀️

    • @jeremiahtheflydragon8112
      @jeremiahtheflydragon8112 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂i died fr

    • @greydobegay969
      @greydobegay969 5 років тому +15

      @Payton Carlsgaard you do realise that both favorite and favourite is spelled correct right?

  • @jessiepaege
    @jessiepaege 7 років тому +2343

    queen of video ideas

  • @karoliinaheikkinen9590
    @karoliinaheikkinen9590 4 роки тому +219

    There should be "All the Fucken Holo in one bottle version2" made by holo taco.

    • @maddie2068
      @maddie2068 4 роки тому +1

      Yah! That is such a good idea!

    • @aaaaaaaaaa7078
      @aaaaaaaaaa7078 4 роки тому

      yeee

    • @bevandarke2300
      @bevandarke2300 4 роки тому

      She did mix them

    • @mirvaleinonen1180
      @mirvaleinonen1180 4 роки тому

      Suomesta? Nimen perusteella veikkaisin... Tällä kanavalla ei hirveästi suomalaisiin törmää mutta ite tykkään kovasti varsinkin huumorista. Tarkoituksella kirjoitan suomeksi niin harva ymmärtää😆

    • @espy77
      @espy77 4 роки тому

      karoliina heikkinen YYYYYAAAAASSSS

  • @proxymoxie
    @proxymoxie 3 роки тому +15

    How can you not love Cristine? She's so down to earth and hilarious :D

  • @adomanillo2032
    @adomanillo2032 5 років тому +575

    Cristine - have you considered doing a nail polish pour (like an acrylic pour but with nail polish on canvas)? That could be an interesting art work!

    • @xawstenx
      @xawstenx 5 років тому +6

      she's done that already

    • @sheilamendoza477
      @sheilamendoza477 4 роки тому +1

      @@xawstenx When?

    • @xawstenx
      @xawstenx 4 роки тому

      @@sheilamendoza477 Not sure when but I'm pretty sure she did a painting of a banana

  • @gwendylanjustice6303
    @gwendylanjustice6303 5 років тому +313

    I wonder how much her house smells like nail polish

    • @hehe-hh1hz
      @hehe-hh1hz 5 років тому +3

      Gwendylan Justice the smell is probably really strong because when I paint my nails and use like no polish my house stinks 😷 but she’s probably use to it

    • @oliviablank3116
      @oliviablank3116 5 років тому

      Gwendylan Justice but she will think of holo

    • @Lion___
      @Lion___ 5 років тому

      You know. That isn’t her house it’s her office. Her house probably still smells like it but I feel bad for her office

    • @catvalentine7648
      @catvalentine7648 5 років тому

      @Kennedy Cooks For Kids 4:30

    • @catvalentine7648
      @catvalentine7648 5 років тому

      @Kennedy Cooks For Kids 7:52

  • @willow8745
    @willow8745 5 років тому +120

    Cristine once said,"are you watching this while you should be doing your homework".
    HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!!

    • @uswashahid3656
      @uswashahid3656 5 років тому +2

      She’s can read your mind

    • @Charlie_Ollie
      @Charlie_Ollie 5 років тому +1

      I'm watching it while doing homework.

    • @willow8745
      @willow8745 5 років тому +1

      @@Charlie_Ollie lol I do that sometimes too! For some reason when I do that it takes a lot longer to finish my homework than normally....

    • @Charlie_Ollie
      @Charlie_Ollie 5 років тому +1

      @@willow8745 Same, don't know why though??? It's strange!

    • @trinityburtts3808
      @trinityburtts3808 5 років тому

      I know right

  • @Thoseguardboiz
    @Thoseguardboiz 5 місяців тому +4

    Was like 12 when I first watched this, I’m 19 now. And I watch this probably 5-6 times a year. Just realized cristine said one of the jokes wrong. What she said was “I have to make all these bad chemistry jokes cause all the good ones are argon” but what it should’ve been “I have to make all these bad chemistry joke cause all the good ones argon”

  • @mjlee3229
    @mjlee3229 4 роки тому +762

    Cristine : Are you watching this when you should be doing your homework?
    Me : Nope! I'm watching this when I should be..grading homework during quarantine.
    Welp 😂😂😂

  • @hellokittyasf7274
    @hellokittyasf7274 5 років тому +315

    omg I think I’ve just witnessed the first layer of “WhAT dO yOu ThiNK” 6:58

  • @jeffblimsfalcetto3748
    @jeffblimsfalcetto3748 6 років тому +378

    She is beauty
    She is grace
    She has holo on her face

  • @ElinaBiswas
    @ElinaBiswas Рік тому +4

    ik this is from a long time ago but imagine her doing an acrylic pour type thing but with this ohmygosh

  • @tyrsavdijk
    @tyrsavdijk 5 років тому +362

    anyone: what color holo do you want?
    cristine: yes.

    • @nazhang3169
      @nazhang3169 5 років тому

      xD

    • @youre_prettyx
      @youre_prettyx 5 років тому

      XD MOOD

    • @janelleborrowman1915
      @janelleborrowman1915 5 років тому

      I know in the US and other places it's spelt like that. But I'm a *Canadian* and it's annoying me.
      *COLOUR*

    • @Anyathekoala
      @Anyathekoala 5 років тому +1

      @@janelleborrowman1915 cool

    • @llexarts
      @llexarts 5 років тому +1

      Conbeke Worshiper SA i spell it like colour and I’ve never loved anywhere other than the IS and neither has my family mY English teacher used to get annoyed cuz it did colour not color and grey not gray and stuff like that

  • @awkward3281
    @awkward3281 7 років тому +948

    Christine's house must always smell like acetone...

    • @juno9607
      @juno9607 7 років тому +75

      Awkward
      She hates using acetone. You'd know this if you watched her videos!

    • @typical_divamsp2125
      @typical_divamsp2125 7 років тому +51

      Awkward Make that "smells like nail polish" ;)

    • @awkward3281
      @awkward3281 7 років тому +20

      Skull_kandie_26 damn I'm exposed

    • @juno9607
      @juno9607 7 років тому +20

      Kayla Tiefenbach
      Ok. But her house still won't smell like acetone. It will smell like nail polish all the time.

    • @cloroxbleach9470
      @cloroxbleach9470 7 років тому +5

      she hates using acetone

  • @yaidelizlorenzo-mendoza9727
    @yaidelizlorenzo-mendoza9727 7 років тому +1171

    so many chemical jokes, and still no REACTION... ill go home

  • @abishannon
    @abishannon 4 роки тому +5

    so glad i had to memorise the whole periodic table. the jokes were actually funny!!

  • @Guess517
    @Guess517 5 років тому +379

    “cristine ur drunk go home”
    “but i am home”
    🤦🏼‍♀️😂

    • @bubblebunny9036
      @bubblebunny9036 5 років тому +4

      Danica Moulton read this on the same part what a weird thing

    • @jadeuwu9860
      @jadeuwu9860 5 років тому +1

      She drunk then

  • @carlywilliams3496
    @carlywilliams3496 7 років тому +240

    never thought you could buy air
    until I got a bag of chips...

    • @Nu_Wen
      @Nu_Wen 7 років тому +15

      Carly Williams you're actually buying nitrogen. It helps keep the chips fresh and the extra space it takes up protects them from being crushed!

    • @ivorywinter1165
      @ivorywinter1165 7 років тому

      Carly Williams same

    • @emilydawn7793
      @emilydawn7793 7 років тому

      Carly Williams #relatable

    • @cheering4life838
      @cheering4life838 7 років тому

      And? What does that have to do with any of this? But your right tho😂

  • @angelamunk4599
    @angelamunk4599 7 років тому +1236

    PAINT YOUR OFFICE WALL HOLO!!!!!

    • @fantagefun3246
      @fantagefun3246 7 років тому +8

      Angela Neibaur OMG why didn't I think of that? 😁

    • @louisfeaver
      @louisfeaver 7 років тому +2

      OMGYESS

    • @taffybourdon904
      @taffybourdon904 7 років тому +2

      Angela Neibaur that sounds like a great idea

    • @bab5844
      @bab5844 7 років тому +2

      Angela Neibaur YASS

    • @angelamunk4599
      @angelamunk4599 7 років тому +1

      do it cristine!

  • @allyssaknack2489
    @allyssaknack2489 3 роки тому +12

    It’s so satisfying when she pours the nail polish all over the bottle 😜

  • @caileykelly5069
    @caileykelly5069 7 років тому +1054

    She should paint her shelves and desk in holo like if you agree

  • @sriv2167
    @sriv2167 6 років тому +380

    I thought I’d join in on the chemistry puns, but I figured there’d be no reaction.

  • @jesstrickett9302
    @jesstrickett9302 5 років тому +290

    Teacher: what were you doing while you SHOULD have been doing your homework?
    Me: watching *science*

    • @ajahd6920
      @ajahd6920 5 років тому

      A very nice unicorn :3 :3 i was supposed to b studying :’(

    • @grungebunny1110
      @grungebunny1110 5 років тому

      Meeeee

  • @aparna6254
    @aparna6254 4 роки тому +15

    I think we've all watched enough (and by that I mean every single video💜) number of Safiyas science experiments to know that it always turns into a purple-muave shade 😂

  • @juliavitkin8874
    @juliavitkin8874 5 років тому +246

    "Are you watching this video when you should be doing homework?"
    *Me, sweating anxiously while watching the video as I have 2 final papers for two different classes and two tests for this week due*
    "No no what makes you say that?"

    • @puppybunnylover3655
      @puppybunnylover3655 5 років тому +1

      Ha yo ass gonna win

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 5 років тому

      Meeee

    • @hatsikideetje146
      @hatsikideetje146 5 років тому +2

      @@puppybunnylover3655 This got posted almost 2 years ago, and she posted it a month ago

    • @saryjackson1493
      @saryjackson1493 5 років тому +2

      Their is a thing called essaybot and it helps you write like 6 paragraphs in less than an hour

    • @anyagordon3380
      @anyagordon3380 5 років тому

      Julia Vitkin me thi

  • @sasililly2523
    @sasililly2523 4 роки тому +730

    I’m so sad that i’m nearly three years late to this huge holo party lol 😩 but nonetheless still enjoyed all the holo action 🤤🤤

  • @Edmoloudchick
    @Edmoloudchick 7 років тому +298

    My joke is: how does Cristine laugh? Hololololololololololol
    Please choose me *cries*

    • @Edmoloudchick
      @Edmoloudchick 7 років тому

      I didn't see loool

    • @fleshhive5269
      @fleshhive5269 7 років тому +1

      Birdy Love Holololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololl

  • @erinmay5283
    @erinmay5283 3 роки тому +9

    I'm wondering if this was the experience that made Cristine realize she wanted to start Holo Taco lol

  • @priyadarshinisatish8340
    @priyadarshinisatish8340 6 років тому +335

    When she has 500 bottles of nailpolish on her table, but the shelf behind her is still full

    • @vanessaelisa1474
      @vanessaelisa1474 6 років тому +2

      Priyadarshini Satish oh shit!

    • @uwuwatsthis1746
      @uwuwatsthis1746 6 років тому +7

      Priyadarshini Satish if 500 of it is holo,how many of it is a solid colour/iridescent/other stuff??

    • @ZaneAli61
      @ZaneAli61 6 років тому +5

      Priyadarshini Satish why are u so dumb she. Only got the holo💿💿💿💿

    • @bywayofvirginia
      @bywayofvirginia 6 років тому +2

      BECAUSE SHE USED HER HOLO

    • @maggie1000
      @maggie1000 6 років тому +3

      Her updated thing said she has over 1000 bottles sooooooo

  • @oliviaanneharlan
    @oliviaanneharlan 5 років тому +244

    Cristine: Are you watching this while you are supposed to be doing your homework
    Me: yes

    • @imsimple379
      @imsimple379 5 років тому +2

      No, I'm actually supposed to be sleeping. XD

    • @faridtatan6926
      @faridtatan6926 5 років тому

      Im suppose to be doing something useful in my life im not doing it

    • @ChloePritt
      @ChloePritt 5 років тому

      @@imsimple379 same

    • @EdduardoMontana
      @EdduardoMontana 5 років тому +1

      Cristin without H

    • @rainnyyx9955
      @rainnyyx9955 5 років тому

      @Kookie Kutie I have the exact same problem... DX

  • @CloverixxTV
    @CloverixxTV 6 років тому +378

    5:03
    “Are you watching this when your suppose to be doing your homework??”
    Me: **looks at time (1am) then untouched backpack**
    ....maybe ._.

  • @phoenixprince9730
    @phoenixprince9730 3 роки тому +20

    Me: shows this video to my friends (my one friend)
    Friend: tHaTs nOt hoLO
    me: ITS CRISTINE B&CH

  • @mysteriumbros8386
    @mysteriumbros8386 7 років тому +829

    Chemistry jokes are sodium funny

    • @wwon8628
      @wwon8628 7 років тому +10

      evan reyes so its Na funny? XD

    • @bucketofsand
      @bucketofsand 7 років тому +20

      evan reyes Na, don't think so.

    • @lanigronwald2279
      @lanigronwald2279 7 років тому +4

      Hahahahh I like this

    • @zayralia4035
      @zayralia4035 7 років тому +3

      evan reyes lol

    • @dragonboi4068
      @dragonboi4068 7 років тому +14

      CaptainNuggit hey, don't act so *salty*

  • @Cblock.44
    @Cblock.44 6 років тому +159

    I think it will be a nice shade of “what do you think?”

  • @failedslime936
    @failedslime936 4 роки тому +392

    Christine: I think I'm drunk
    Also Christine: I think I'm high
    Also Christine: *pours perfectly into a nail polish bottle*
    The moral is is that when Christine is under the control of drugs, she has extreme precision when pouring into nail polish bottles

  • @AammaK
    @AammaK Рік тому +1

    You should do a nostalgia stream where you go through and review any objects related to past videos, like what you’ve kept and what not, what do you rember about them that didn’t end up on the video etc. Just generally reviewing stuff from your videos throughout the years, perhaps giving you a chance to explain the history of your channel to viewers who’ve joined through HT!

  • @jillianwatts8984
    @jillianwatts8984 7 років тому +138

    Ben said she was in that room all day 😂😂❤💯that's dedication

  • @mileyandfriend1944
    @mileyandfriend1944 5 років тому +531

    Don't punch sodium, that's a salt.

    • @zo.yeahhh
      @zo.yeahhh 5 років тому +12

      Sodium is a metal .... I guess you mean Sodium Chloride

    • @karley931
      @karley931 5 років тому +1

      Haha

    • @06saddie
      @06saddie 5 років тому +2

      @@zo.yeahhh t r e n c h

    • @imsooocool1714
      @imsooocool1714 5 років тому

      Miley and Friend 😂

    • @tatharelprincessoferegion8162
      @tatharelprincessoferegion8162 5 років тому +3

      even though that is not technically correct it is still absolutely hilarious

  • @MB-ii8di
    @MB-ii8di 6 років тому +209

    I JUST NOTICED THIS IS THE FIRST DAY WEAR SHE PUT THE MEME, WHAT DO YOU THINK? WOW

  • @isisksjs
    @isisksjs 4 роки тому +14

    "Are you watching this while your supposed to be doing homework"
    Me: yes I'm supposed to be on a zoom call ¡-¡

  • @elliotwarren1090
    @elliotwarren1090 4 роки тому +357

    "Mixing my 500 HOLO Nail Polishes!" Also known as "Cristine basically wastes all of her holo in order to buy more"

  • @cristinap.9274
    @cristinap.9274 7 років тому +1559

    omg i bet this is gonna be the new trend like the 100 coats challenge😂

  • @lise1691
    @lise1691 7 років тому +205

    "I laugh at my own jokes because someone has to "
    I'm so dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jasminshah8771
    @jasminshah8771 3 роки тому +12

    me waiting for Cristine just sell this as a holo taco shade: 😒

  • @nataliak5632
    @nataliak5632 5 років тому +450

    Cristine: “Are you watching this video while you should be doing your homework “
    Me: *looks Down at the work I’ve been doing for the past 30mins and realise that I’ve only written the date...*

    • @34zarrinnadhirasigit64
      @34zarrinnadhirasigit64 5 років тому +4

      Can relate

    • @rajbirboora2872
      @rajbirboora2872 5 років тому +2

      #Relatablllleeeeee

    • @heyopeeps8190
      @heyopeeps8190 5 років тому +2

      i cant relate cause i look and realize i have been doing it for an hour and only written the first letter in my name

    • @nataliak5632
      @nataliak5632 5 років тому

      aubrey lloyd 😂😂😂

  • @zachgage7241
    @zachgage7241 5 років тому +331

    Hey Cristine I heard that oxygen and magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg

    • @zachgage7241
      @zachgage7241 5 років тому +1

      ??

    • @from_thesoul129
      @from_thesoul129 5 років тому +3

      Screw.io Animations uhm... oxygen (the element) is O... and oxygen (the gas) is O2....

    • @ferdousikhanam5043
      @ferdousikhanam5043 5 років тому +2

      Zach Gage I heard that that's the day magnesium oxide was accidentally made cuz oxygen and magnesium got too close

    • @sky-fq8nm
      @sky-fq8nm 5 років тому +1

      Bork my doggo life

    • @dr.omeganebula1529
      @dr.omeganebula1529 5 років тому

      XD

  • @shantelperez2294
    @shantelperez2294 6 років тому +445

    Mom:"Do your science homework"
    Me:"I'm watching science vid"
    Mom:"Ok" hahahaha

  • @HereIAm247
    @HereIAm247 4 роки тому +4

    I feel like the unmixed one could have actually been really cool, with different colors visible next to each other - kind of like a galaxy on your nails!

  • @mercandemiroglu5176
    @mercandemiroglu5176 7 років тому +171

    HOLO to everyone who is reading this comment! This is the first Simply Nailogical video I ever watched. I became holosexual. 💿📀

    • @existentialcrisis9599
      @existentialcrisis9599 7 років тому

      Mercan Demiroglu you go girl!!!! U shall live forever (only if u look at holo every second of your life) ;)

    • @lunapiovano8110
      @lunapiovano8110 7 років тому

      *GASP* This was my first video too!

    • @mcdoodly838
      @mcdoodly838 7 років тому +2

      Mercan Demiroglu H💿l💿sexual!! Nice new member pers💿n!

  • @evie6300
    @evie6300 6 років тому +253

    50 shades of grey? More like 500 shades of H💿L💿!!!

  • @dodoalsaleh4820
    @dodoalsaleh4820 5 років тому +345

    Wait a sec ...Cristine did a Franken nail polish ...
    😶😶🧐🧐

  • @eveilove4617
    @eveilove4617 4 роки тому +9

    This was the origional "what do you think" omg!!!!

  • @jennifernaddell7222
    @jennifernaddell7222 5 років тому +214

    I feel like this is the nail equivalent of Safia Nygards bad make science series

    • @LibertyP
      @LibertyP 5 років тому +13

      Jennifer Naddell Safiya's Bad Makeup Science was inspired by this

    • @_Sad_CAMper_
      @_Sad_CAMper_ 5 років тому +2

      Me- It's not good makeup science, in fact, its bad makeup science.
      Then I went to watch her video.
      Safyia-It's not good makeup science, in fact, its bad makeup science..
      Me- I'm magical!

    • @OYJluv
      @OYJluv 5 років тому +2

      Cristine the science queen has been arround since 2016

    • @olgalobo1022
      @olgalobo1022 5 років тому

      Yes it does

    • @thoralamberth5564
      @thoralamberth5564 5 років тому

      Its safia Nygaard its Danish like me 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰😛😝😋😜 Two a means This letter Å

  • @MTVdoll
    @MTVdoll 7 років тому +218

    "I'm going to narrow it down to make it easier so I am going to only use HOLO"
    *discards 6 bottles*

    • @kiratait6524
      @kiratait6524 7 років тому +3

      Anomalous ! omgg yasss and it will be purple I think

  • @julianalopez8500
    @julianalopez8500 4 роки тому +145

    Ok ik it's 2 years later after this was posted and I'm rewatching this but question can anyone else taste the nail polish fumes or is it just me?

  • @RancidPapaya_1
    @RancidPapaya_1 4 роки тому +23

    Who’s watching this in August/September 2020

  • @rowansutton2205
    @rowansutton2205 4 роки тому +618

    Its 2020 now but I still have a joke
    Cristine. Why does a duck wear feathers?......
    To cover its butt quack

  • @lilyrramirez
    @lilyrramirez 5 років тому +524

    Cristine: I laugh at my own jokes cause someone has to.
    Me: I like my own comment cause someone has to.

    • @ChloePritt
      @ChloePritt 5 років тому +1

      Your just writing this because you want more likes well guess what I'm not falling for it

    • @ChloePritt
      @ChloePritt 5 років тому +1

      P.S. why do People like likes so much anyway

    • @mavrickluv6601
      @mavrickluv6601 5 років тому +2

      Meeeee

    • @zaria.
      @zaria. 5 років тому +2

      Technically no one HAS to like your comment, and that is exactly why I will not.

    • @closeted_human_2.0soyaaa82
      @closeted_human_2.0soyaaa82 5 років тому +1

      Saaaammeee

  • @reynakajino2952
    @reynakajino2952 5 років тому +942

    Its definately too late for the giveaway, but i just htought of a good joke so i wanted to put it. Here it goes:
    Cristine still does nail art

  • @abbystephens9766
    @abbystephens9766 4 роки тому +3

    This shade is actually so cool