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  • Опубліковано 3 кві 2013
  • These are just a few of my personal favorite George Costanza moments. To give a brief background, "George Louis Costanza is a character in the American television sitcom Seinfeld (1989--1998), played by Jason Alexander. He has variously been described as a "short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man" (by Elaine Benes and Costanza himself), "Lord of the Idiots" (by Costanza himself), and as the greatest sitcom character of all time. George and Jerry were actually high school friends and remained friends after. He is friends with Jerry Seinfeld, Cosmo Kramer, and Elaine Benes. George appears in every episode except for "The Pen" (third season). The character was originally based on Seinfeld co-creator Larry David, but surnamed after Jerry Seinfeld's real-life New York friend, Mike Costanza."
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  • @iLikeMyOwnPosts
    @iLikeMyOwnPosts 4 роки тому +285

    When george pulls that golf ball out of his pocket... that's one of the greatest moments in TV history... just the way it ties the whole episode together was unreal.

    • @youtubeadministrator684
      @youtubeadministrator684 4 роки тому +5

      You take the words for me. That's exactly what I wrote here a few minutes ago (a few months after you) :)

    • @prashantparashar9599
      @prashantparashar9599 3 роки тому

      Which episode??

    • @kitashawillis118
      @kitashawillis118 2 роки тому +5

      "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."
      PRICELESS

    • @OthMar39
      @OthMar39 2 роки тому

      @@prashantparashar9599 marine biologist

    • @zachyousha6959
      @zachyousha6959 Рік тому

      seinfeld has always been great at these smooth formats

  • @corbeau-_-
    @corbeau-_- 3 роки тому +105

    My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
    The way he brings that, like he literally has nothing left to lose. And it's true, people love confidence. Especially from people who don't look like they're supposed to be something - like George. Such an epic show about nothing and yet everything...

  • @Tu4Kill
    @Tu4Kill 5 років тому +231

    "It's not a lie if you believe it"
    George Costanza

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 5 років тому +10

      this line stuck with me as a kid. made me get away with so many lies. obviously not a good thing but it did help me out in a serious jam or two.

    • @Tu4Kill
      @Tu4Kill 5 років тому

      @@musek5048 Thats hilarious!
      Unfortunately, It didn't work for Jerry, lol!

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 2 роки тому +3

      It's worked well for Trump

    • @geraldd.hackettsr.1152
      @geraldd.hackettsr.1152 2 роки тому +2

      @@BigBadJerryRogers wish Trump was Potus instead of backfiring biden !

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 2 роки тому +2

      @@geraldd.hackettsr.1152 That's like wishing I could be shoed in the nuts every day. Pass.

  • @88mike14
    @88mike14 9 років тому +282

    George was my favorite character.

    • @carmipucinelli189
      @carmipucinelli189 9 років тому +5

      same here.... without George, I wouldn't have bought the DVDs of all the seasons. He is COMIC GOLD

    • @hyacinthbucket5062
      @hyacinthbucket5062 8 років тому +2

      +88mike me too,everything about him makes me laugh,everything

    • @autumnriley78
      @autumnriley78 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 5 років тому +6

      Agreed. Partly because I think I’m slowly becoming him.

    • @kennybegeske8824
      @kennybegeske8824 2 роки тому +1

      @@carmipucinelli189 Damn You George Costanza

  • @mca10spro
    @mca10spro 9 років тому +307

    It's hard to pick a favorite character, because they are all so good, but George has got to be my favorite

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C 7 років тому +9

      Jerry and Puddy are my faves

    • @samanthaalessandra94
      @samanthaalessandra94 6 років тому +18

      Mike Alcott I would have to agree with you.. George is the most relatable character. In a way I think that we all have a George Costanza in our lives

    • @ramondrose3558
      @ramondrose3558 5 років тому +4

      He's a peach.

    • @Redolentleek
      @Redolentleek 5 років тому +7

      Kramer might be my fave but I am George lol.

    • @Jalostzu
      @Jalostzu 4 роки тому +7

      George and Kramer are the best main characters. Side characters there are so many great ones but I'd say Newman, Puddy, George's father, Steinbrenner and Lloyd Braun are tops. As for Jerry he is the most stable, even-keeled character that makes all the witty observations about the crazy world around him

  • @Fillipe.356
    @Fillipe.356 6 років тому +299

    I've driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution

  • @chetanlokesh5901
    @chetanlokesh5901 2 роки тому +43

    The way he ran out of the birthday party and afterwards explained himself that he is a hero, and not a loser, is one of my favourite moment.

  • @nickkemeny2855
    @nickkemeny2855 5 років тому +113

    "In closing, these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man. Thank you"

    • @nickkemeny2855
      @nickkemeny2855 5 років тому +4

      "I tell you, Jerry, at that moment, I was a Marine Biologist"

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 років тому +3

      Spoken like it was a story by John Steinbeck

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 4 роки тому +1

      And yet, he embellished anyway! For george claims that the shrinkage was revealed when he "dropped the towel", but watching the original clip we can see he actually dropped his swim trunks ...

    • @timowthie
      @timowthie 3 роки тому +2

      @@scottmatheson3346 I wouldn't call that an embellishment , but just a alteration

    • @peterbelanger4094
      @peterbelanger4094 3 роки тому

      Says the man who lives a complete fraud of a life.

  • @TayR0C
    @TayR0C 9 років тому +558

    The answering machine is one of the funniest moments in the show.

    • @daveidmarx8296
      @daveidmarx8296 5 років тому +55

      The way he shrugs his shoulders at the "Where could I be?" line just kills me.

    • @jcal8738
      @jcal8738 4 роки тому +7

      "Believe it or not" that stuck with me for a while

    • @curedtheaddict1461
      @curedtheaddict1461 3 роки тому +4

      There's a video clip of him on the James corden show where he records a personal voicemail for Kat Denning singing the same song except he says Kat and she.

    • @bobbymariani2839
      @bobbymariani2839 3 роки тому

      I WAS IN THE POOL!!!! Was right up there as well 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • @peterbelanger4094
      @peterbelanger4094 3 роки тому +2

      There are so many "classic" scenes in the show, how could you rank them? Every time I think I have found the "best" Seinfeld scene, I come across another that I had forgotten about.

  • @BarbatrucoProduccionesNetlabel
    @BarbatrucoProduccionesNetlabel 8 років тому +317

    "the sea was angry that day my friends"

    • @albundy6008
      @albundy6008 7 років тому +32

      Barbatruco Producciones "like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"

    • @jubill
      @jubill 4 роки тому

    • @SplinterAce
      @SplinterAce 4 роки тому +9

      I said EAAAAASY BIG FELLA

  • @FrankPatti
    @FrankPatti 8 років тому +119

    "I WAS IN THE POOL!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!"

  • @TakeDetour
    @TakeDetour 9 років тому +96

    This show was a perfect storm of genius.

  • @annazaman9657
    @annazaman9657 3 роки тому +23

    No other actor could have played George as good as he does

  • @rikosaikawa9024
    @rikosaikawa9024 4 роки тому +34

    Jason Alexander was brilliant. George is the reason why Seinfeld worked. Without him there is no show

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E 8 років тому +123

    "His wife's in a coma"
    "I bet ya she's using that as an excuse"

    • @Mx5322
      @Mx5322 6 років тому +12

      A joke made before by Groucho Marx in Duck Soup, when Margaret Dumond, talking about her husband, says: 'He's dead', to which Groucho replies 'I bet he's just using that as an excuse.'

  • @samanthaalessandra94
    @samanthaalessandra94 6 років тому +225

    🎵Believe it or not, George isn't at home please leave a message at the beep, I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home🎵

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 5 років тому +12

      i actually used that as my voicemail for a few months. not too many people were amused or got the reference lol

    • @PatchesVillano
      @PatchesVillano 4 роки тому +3

      @@musek5048 I should use this. My name is George after all. 😂

    • @youtubeadministrator684
      @youtubeadministrator684 4 роки тому

      And he is at home

    • @chrispap4957
      @chrispap4957 4 роки тому

      I would have been delighted to hear that, but I am a child of the 80’s and was a big fan of that show( although if I watched it today, it probably was awful. Lol)

    • @samanthaalessandra94
      @samanthaalessandra94 4 роки тому

      @@chrispap4957 I was a 90's child

  • @giraffesareselfish9563
    @giraffesareselfish9563 7 років тому +72

    I believe the funniest George scene is where he is trying to convince Susan that he is a smoker, "I can't stop now...", So funny

    • @Kearyjb
      @Kearyjb 7 років тому +1

      Jerry: But you don't smoke.
      George: No...

    • @jeffcampbell668
      @jeffcampbell668 6 років тому +4

      "well i can't stop now. these things gotta hold of me" scottie stanley, too much!!!

    • @keithbannister9271
      @keithbannister9271 10 місяців тому +1

      Another one is where he is dreaming making out with Marissa Tormei 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnbires568
    @johnbires568 4 роки тому +34

    "And you want to be my latex salesman?"

  • @coolguy02536
    @coolguy02536 6 років тому +42

    Believe it or not, George...isn’t at home.

    • @jmfindorff
      @jmfindorff 2 роки тому +1

      Leave a message at the beep

  • @Miz300zx
    @Miz300zx 9 років тому +225

    I could see directly into the eye of the great fish
    Mammal..
    Whatever

  • @mikemacdonald2032
    @mikemacdonald2032 8 років тому +63

    ..." Is anyone here a marine biologist " ?

  • @mroy88
    @mroy88 10 років тому +136

    George, the reason this show worked.

    • @EComp86
      @EComp86 10 років тому +39

      George was my favorite character but i will have to disagree with that statement. The show was the best sitcom of all time in my opinion and it had many characters that made the show "work".

    • @moonstarr8053
      @moonstarr8053 10 років тому +7

      Elaine had a few "moments" also.....she's always putting her foot in her mouth; i.e. pony
      but overall...George did make the show

    • @ItSybNL
      @ItSybNL 9 років тому +3

      How about Kramer?

    • @krishnbimanagar
      @krishnbimanagar 7 років тому +3

      Worked with me, at least. I watched this show for George. Liked Newman and J.Peterman too. But George was phenomenal

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 7 років тому +18

      This show worked because everyone worked.

  • @georgecostanza9978
    @georgecostanza9978 9 років тому +1119

    Stop making fun of me. George is gettin upset!!!!!

  • @purepwnge1
    @purepwnge1 9 років тому +180

    if George and Jerry graduated from JFK Secondary in 1971 (according to the show), that would mean that during the first season of the show (aired in 1989), Jerry and George were 36 years old (close to their real ages). By the end of the show, the 9th season (aired 1998) Jerry and George were 45 years old!! - This makes me feel relieved to know that 35 - 45 is still pretty young and I can still enjoy the not-married life.

    • @nora4981
      @nora4981 5 років тому +15

      Don't ever get married out of obligation

    • @rumrnr78
      @rumrnr78 4 роки тому +6

      Had my one and only son at age 46- no regrets waiting!

    • @jorgeeduardodussanvillanue46
      @jorgeeduardodussanvillanue46 4 роки тому +7

      You're basing you well-being off a fucking sitcom about nothing... Yeah, I don't wanna be around your mid-life crisis

    • @thinblacknoodles
      @thinblacknoodles 4 роки тому +1

      I was 25 in 98/99 now I'm 46 love this show watched it back then and now

    • @AT-yn9dm
      @AT-yn9dm 2 роки тому +1

      35-45 isn’t “pretty young”. You’re basically middle-aged, at that point. If you want to get married and have kids, do it in your 20s.

  • @richardcabello5028
    @richardcabello5028 3 роки тому +8

    All these characters are iconic.... especially George and Kramer

  • @linkfan160
    @linkfan160 7 років тому +16

    I love George for so many reasons.

  • @DefaultName-du3kr
    @DefaultName-du3kr 10 років тому +36

    Summer of George...

  • @fatherdaughterduo975
    @fatherdaughterduo975 4 роки тому +10

    My favorite character in the show.

  • @chimchimcharoo56
    @chimchimcharoo56 4 роки тому +7

    in these trying times this is where i go for comfort

  • @seandeltano3104
    @seandeltano3104 3 роки тому +5

    "Now I want you to relax, and have fun...cause you're a fun guy"

  • @josephfinn9569
    @josephfinn9569 6 років тому +12

    ...but suddenly, a new contender has emerged...

  • @chrisalberts9125
    @chrisalberts9125 3 роки тому +5

    The rock climbing scene is a classic. Tuna and salmon salad lol

  • @THXbox
    @THXbox 7 років тому +23

    If you take everything I've ever done, condensed it down to one day...it looks decent.

  • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
    @DarkEagle-vx9hd 5 років тому +18

    Actually, compared to a lot of people nowadays, George was in pretty good shape. And Victoria was a sexy lionness!

  • @Jack-tu5zf
    @Jack-tu5zf 4 роки тому +55

    "My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents"
    "I'm Victoria, Hi"
    Gives so many people hope for love no matter what they do

  • @autumnriley78
    @autumnriley78 6 років тому +22

    "'Cause the murderer struck again! Hey!"

  • @sunglassshinpan1352
    @sunglassshinpan1352 4 роки тому +8

    That's one of the classic "audience laughs" when George pulls out the golf ball.

  • @santanaross9289
    @santanaross9289 4 роки тому +24

    He called Cartwright
    Whose Cartwright
    I'm Cartwaright
    Your Not Cartwright lol

  • @theronferbey831
    @theronferbey831 10 років тому +285

    This guy made that show. Jason Alexander is the better actor, his character is the most corrupt.......I mean complex

  • @BaddogSports
    @BaddogSports 3 роки тому +5

    GREATEST television character EVER!

  • @stoneharper7038
    @stoneharper7038 2 роки тому +4

    The greatest sitcom character of all time in my opinion

  • @croc560
    @croc560 9 років тому +24

    No Vandelay Industries?

    • @twomindz79
      @twomindz79 8 років тому +4

      +John Roig And you want to be my latex salesman?!

  • @MyJaisan
    @MyJaisan 5 років тому +8

    THE FIRE SCENE ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP HAHA

  • @leer.watson4673
    @leer.watson4673 2 роки тому +2

    “The sea was angry that day my friends” and “here’s to feeling good all the time” are my top 2 lines from this show.

  • @stoli0001
    @stoli0001 4 роки тому +4

    The best show of all time....

  • @ZeidGho
    @ZeidGho 3 роки тому +7

    For me, George is the star of the show

  • @crunchstick1277
    @crunchstick1277 5 років тому +13

    Would have loved to see his famous line, “it’s not a lie if you believe it.” 😂

  • @travellingmissionary
    @travellingmissionary 4 роки тому +6

    All time favorite Seinfeld character

  • @THEMASTER26
    @THEMASTER26 4 роки тому +13

    Derek Jeter- "we did just win the world series...."
    George- disgusted..." In six games....."

  • @godofwar2k6reborn
    @godofwar2k6reborn 4 роки тому +6

    Greatest sitcom character of all time.

  • @funtimeslime1614
    @funtimeslime1614 8 років тому +18

    Gotta love George and Kramer! 👏🏼

  • @desmondgentle1474
    @desmondgentle1474 4 роки тому +21

    Let's be honest : we are all George when that apartment catches on fire

    • @keembeam84
      @keembeam84 3 роки тому +3

      Real shit tho 🤦🏽‍♂️😩😭🤣😅💯

  • @kuruptein
    @kuruptein 5 років тому +5

    Best sitcom character ever

  • @nickkosavvy8225
    @nickkosavvy8225 2 роки тому +2

    Should’ve got one award at least

  • @Kimmybunny
    @Kimmybunny 6 років тому +6

    *George’s face expression acting is almost the same level as Scarface!!*

  • @myralittle387
    @myralittle387 4 роки тому +8

    George was only left out of 2 shows cuz he told Larry David if I cant be in every episode, i dont wanna be on the show anymore so he wasn't taken out again. Jason Alexander originally wanted to act in plays and win toni awards not emmys or oscars

  • @albundy6008
    @albundy6008 7 років тому +31

    "I've spent so much time trying to get them to take their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off"

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 2 роки тому

      "The Naked Man" before it was coined.

  • @edwinrios1293
    @edwinrios1293 7 років тому +7

    I like watching seinfeld's sitcom's over & over because when I watch it the thing's they say I know it by memory.I'm like a genius,

  • @TheFlashpua
    @TheFlashpua 8 років тому +35

    The timeless art of seduction...

  • @tristanchan4949
    @tristanchan4949 5 років тому +8

    10:15 like it when George has that music for his answering machine

  • @jonathanherron2124
    @jonathanherron2124 2 роки тому +2

    George is the tragic hero in this play we called Seinfeld

  • @EinSofQuester
    @EinSofQuester 2 роки тому +2

    I always thought Jason Alexander is one of the handsomest TV stars of all time

  • @gingern3475
    @gingern3475 4 роки тому +4

    i wish i was as cool as george.

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz 4 роки тому +2

    This show wouldn’t of worked without Jason Alexander I know the character is based on Larry David’s experience of life but he is awesome as this person can watch him again and again

  • @majas4922
    @majas4922 3 роки тому +2

    Elaine was the glue of the show but George is my favorite character.

  • @ChurchoftheLatterDayShrek
    @ChurchoftheLatterDayShrek 6 років тому +5

    George Constanza is my ideal rolemodel

  • @rockk9753
    @rockk9753 3 роки тому +2

    I love the scene with the fire hahahahahaha

  • @ryanval99
    @ryanval99 7 років тому +28

    I said EASY BIG FELLA

    • @stevenwebb3634
      @stevenwebb3634 4 роки тому

      Why didn't he pretend to be an architect like always

  • @nathan2497
    @nathan2497 6 років тому +10

    George was great and so easy to relatate too what made it so good tho kramer was awesome too

  • @LucifersDoll
    @LucifersDoll 9 років тому +28

    Vintorious Thank you so much for making and sharing this awesome videos, I've been watching them since yesterday!!!! You're pretty awesome!!

    • @Vintorious
      @Vintorious  9 років тому +10

      Ana Mora Thanks for your comment Ana, I appreciate the support!

    • @LucifersDoll
      @LucifersDoll 9 років тому +4

      Vintorious No, THANK YOU

  • @josevicentefuenteslandin8895
    @josevicentefuenteslandin8895 6 років тому +6

    George Louis Costanza

  • @erichofmeister521
    @erichofmeister521 4 роки тому +5

    George and Larry David are the most relatable characters in television. Says a lot about me I know. Also Moe, Krusty, and Gil the salesman from Simpsons

  • @diegomedina9637
    @diegomedina9637 3 роки тому +1

    that one last bit was both sad and hilarious.

  • @justinmburns
    @justinmburns 4 роки тому

    Excellent video!

  • @comprehensiveboycomprehens8786
    @comprehensiveboycomprehens8786 7 років тому +8

    Marine Biology. That's was where all the smart money was in the 90s.

  • @SirMarcNasa
    @SirMarcNasa 7 років тому +3

    'YA know, we're living in a society' NY, NY. a society that reminds YA twice

  • @michaelkelly3221
    @michaelkelly3221 2 роки тому +1

    12 minutes on George is just the tip of the Costanza iceberg.

  • @Mrius86
    @Mrius86 6 років тому +15

    Did you hear? Somebody else got killed! We should go down to the morgue and thank them! After we have lunch!

  • @snoop4470
    @snoop4470 3 роки тому +3

    "His wife is in a coma" lol

  • @Bradwhitehead415
    @Bradwhitehead415 7 років тому +7

    Everybodys talking at me. I cant hear a word theyre saying... just driving around in Jon Voight's car.

  • @twonumber22
    @twonumber22 4 роки тому +2

    the camera loves stout

  • @anthonychaparro3443
    @anthonychaparro3443 4 роки тому +3

    "It's not a lie...if YOU believe it."

  • @KaitoSuperweapon667
    @KaitoSuperweapon667 3 роки тому +1

    Ya’know the Jerk Store called- they’re running outta you!

  • @Hayden141414
    @Hayden141414 6 років тому +2

    Love this show

  • @mariemedeiros5672
    @mariemedeiros5672 3 роки тому

    Love this episode

  • @phaedrabacker2004
    @phaedrabacker2004 5 років тому +5

    Vandelay

  • @orionxavier6957
    @orionxavier6957 2 роки тому +1

    8:52 You left out the best part of that scene where Kramer says, "Hole in one." 😆

  • @yoma8798
    @yoma8798 Рік тому +1

    This is missing the very funny “Was that wrong?” moment from the red dot episode.

  • @fox-99998
    @fox-99998 3 роки тому

    Summer of George!

  • @EvanSchatz
    @EvanSchatz 4 роки тому +8

    Can't-Stand-Ya!!

  • @rcgpres1503
    @rcgpres1503 7 років тому +6

    what about the scene when george swallowed the fly? i died laughing at that scene

  • @toms4442
    @toms4442 4 роки тому

    When George told his story of misery to the committee for the apartment building he was trying to get into, the contest is classic, doing the opposite, George is my hero, there is a little bit of Costanza in all of us!

  • @Idahosuz
    @Idahosuz 5 років тому +2

    The sea was angry that day.

  • @burninglonewolfpoetry1450
    @burninglonewolfpoetry1450 4 роки тому +2

    When your dad calls you on being Costanza when you're ten and when you've finally reached the age of George and it's all true.

  • @conradsieber7883
    @conradsieber7883 Рік тому

    Truly inspired. These pretzels are making me thirsty...

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 2 роки тому +1

    Damn You George Costanza

  • @ascii7085
    @ascii7085 3 роки тому +1

    There's at least another 3 videos of this stuff, equal or even superior quality.
    When I was younger. I thought Kramer was the feature, and he's great. But his craziness and stunts are supported by George's solid self-loathing & such. George is the center of the show. Seinfeld (the show) has been lauded with much praise, but I somehow feel Jason Alexander is still underrated(?)

  • @a.t.3192
    @a.t.3192 6 років тому +1

    10:17 I think we all need one of these in our lives...

  • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
    @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 2 роки тому

    omg that answering machine message lmaooooooooooooo

  • @gonaxzax4588
    @gonaxzax4588 4 роки тому +5

    9:36 hahahaha....I swear, Seinfield is a live action cartoon.