Diane Spencer: Noob (2018)
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- Опубліковано 15 гру 2018
- Hi! I'm Diane Spencer, a British female comedian. This is my eighth full comedy special where I do jokes about paranoia, attempting to buy drugs, offending new relatives and online gaming.
Links if you'd like to know more:
Channel: / dianespencercomedian
Instagram: / dianespencerfun
Website: www.dianespencer.tv/
Facebook: / dianespencer. .
Twitter: / dianespencerfun
As a stand-up comedian, I'm constantly working in comedy clubs and I post a full standup show about once every fifteen months! I'll post short jokes from that show and the occasional vlog so please subscribe so you don't miss anything.
Please do comment I enjoy reading them.
If you want to donate to me, and help me continue funding the online content, you can via Paypal: paypal.me/dianespencercomedian
All contributions gratefully received.
OR
Link to buy the entire show as a digital download: sellfy.com/DianeSpencer
Why buy something you can watch for free right? Well, if you buy it your £5 will go towards something that helps me continue to write comedy such as pens, writing books, posters or even just coffee! And it's really appreciated.
All material written and performed by Diane Spencer.
Voiceover/Interviewer: Kevin Shepherd
Ingame footage from Rust, Facepunch Studios.
Filmed at The Museum of Comedy, St Georges Church, London on Nov 15, 2018.
Filmed by Little Lens Video - littlelensvideo.com
All material copyright Diane Spencer 2018. - Комедії
Oh my god!!! Me and my friends paused this special so I could write this! Your comment about there being nothing wrong with having autism was the best thing I’ve heard in a long time!!! I work with children who all have varying forms of autism, and this made me so happy to hear. Thank you for saying that! It’s so important for people to hear that!!!!! Thank you so much! My love and respect for you has grown so much! If you’re ever back in Los Angeles, you will definitely have me coming to see your show!
Hey buddy! No worries - it's true and it needs to be said. Autism - just something you get :) I'm a redhead - just something you get (that and the need for a TON of suncream LOL!) I hope to return to Los Angeles one day. It was a great place to visit, and the Korean restaurants were confusing but exciting! All the best, Di
@@DianeSpencercomedian I am an autistic redhead and I appreciated all of this so much! I am also trying to pursue stand up, and you are so funny and amazing! You're a big inspiration in my pursuit of my dream! Thank you for what you do and I look forward to all your future work too!
Princess Di jokes are like Princess Di, they never get old.
BOOM *Jack drops mic*
pro tip: watch movies on flixzone. Me and my gf have been using it for watching all kinds of movies lately.
@Brixton Roger Yup, have been using Flixzone for since december myself :)
@Brixton Roger Yup, been using flixzone for months myself =)
From one Gamer to another, that was the best intro to a comedy special I have ever seen!
Fuck yes! Thank you :) You play Rust?
In Rust we Trust. XD XD XD
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Ginger Slapper
Hell yeah Bro she nailed it
I binge watched all your shows in one sitting. You're brilliant!
LOL! Thanks Bilgi! I'm so glad you enjoyed them!
"a successful marriage is one that ends in death" is the epitaph I would like on my tombstone, thank you.
And also seems to be the mantra my wife is living by...
LOL! Bless you :)
Just discovered you on UA-cam and have been bingeing on your specials. They were great to begin with, but you keep getting better! Noob is awesome- your voices, acting and commitment to your pieces are impressive, and make you even funnier! Love you.
Thank you so much Jack. Every artist wants to believe that they improve with time - your comment made my day!
Diane needs more credit for this... I laughed out loud the whole show. My jaw hurts :D
Thanks Eliska - I'm so happy you liked it!
“Painting for 5 hours straight while probably being a little depressed” - chokes on her tea and looks down on the graphic tablet (with 5hr+ painting on it), realizing how spot-on that was. Brilliant!
How wonderful tho! Do you put any of your work online?
@@DianeSpencercomedian Oh my goodness, I feel honored! I do, on my instagram account @heavy.mentall :) My stuff is maybe a little creepy, hence there is a chance you might like it 🙃
Thank you so much for making your full specials available on youtube, they are such a treat, I love painting and getting lost in your storytelling 🖤✨Hugs from Argentina!
somehow your shows never get old.
there are famous comedians out there i could not rewatch, your content i can.
so relatable funny, observant, just great.
That is such a compliment. Thank you so much Willy - made my day :)
OH MY GOSH WHAT?! NEW DIANE SPENCER SPECIAL?!?!!! YES!!
YAY! Thanks Laurel!
To all the laurels and dianes
What a delightful show. Incredibly funny, and she's probably my favourite story-teller in comedy. Really grateful I get to see this.
Thank you Matt, what a lovely comment :) Please help yourself to the rest of the channel.
Just rewatched this for old time's sake! Still remember the drinks after! 🙈
Woop!
Don't know why this was in my recommended videos, but I'm glad it was. This is some good shit right here!
Oh yay! The system works!
Brilliant show. happy youtube randomly recommended it. certainly will share some of your stuff with friends and family. You deserve a bigger audience
well thats one way to hit the kids with sex-ed
You are brilliant. Listening to your stand up while working makes my day so much better.
YES! So happy you enjoy it and I can keep you company at work.
Already my favorite hour of yours thus far, and I'm only 20 minutes in.
Love that nativity bit. 😂
Thanks Chris - I'm so glad you like it!
I've got to say, yes you are a genius and this special is amazing and I do think you are the worlds greatest comedian but the guy doing the interviews at the end is AWESOME! If you haven't already you should marry that guy. X
I love you so much Biscuit XxxxXxxxxX
Love you too XxxxXxxxX
Awww
@@DianeSpencercomedian Room. Get one. Maybe two, it's more suitable for a recently married couple.
@@IndieClubGameplayRo we're so happy you're happy for us! 🎉🎉🎉💖💖💖💖
Thank you, this counts as my Christmas present 😊
Of course! :)
Awesome and as fantastically irreverent as ever, note to self though. Don't watch late at night in bed when my wife's sleeping, because the constant giggling and shaking trying to suppressfull blown laughter, always wakes her up and I'm in the doghouse all the next day😂😂😂. You're shows are always guaranteed to cheer me up after a crap day.
Ah!! My apologies to your wife, as sleep is one of my favourite hobbies 😊 thank you so much for watching my shows 😀
You are one of my favorite comedians!!!
Thank you so much AmandaA! I am delighted to be in that group!
First time I came across her. She is great! Instant entry into my favorite comedians group.
Wonderful! Thank you Bjorn :)
First time you came across her, was she really happy about it or really annoyed that you had no tissues
1:01:00 Bet he prefers the old Belgian Biscuit instead 😂
As a long-time fan, I nearly shat myself when the notification popped up.
That was the most adorable intro, although I was not expecting it to lead into a raucous showcase of delightfully graceful filth. 11/10, perfection.
Sidebar: Good God, I have missed THIS Diane terribly! After "Seamless," you had me terrified you were gonna become some wholesome shell of the chaos we all fell in love with!
Well I can confidently say, you've put my fears to rest. ^_^ In fact, you had me rolling and wheezing the entire time! I particularly liked the bit about paranoia (maybe because I can relate).
Sidebar sidebar: The part about gaming being shamed because it's new media reminds me so much of what my Fine Arts professor taught us. The old will always resist the new, just like how Modern dance forced its way onto the Ballet-dominated art scene in the early twentieth century. Now look at what the gaming stigma was like in the 90's and early 2000's. These days it's pretty much an indifferent part of everyday life, except to: baby-boomers who dislike what they don't understand, conceited purists, and salty people who hate fun. The same is true for every historical addition to the art scene, including (believe it or not) photography. All this being said, I LOVE what you've done with that material! Cultural messages aside, it was an excellent show of your comedic versatility and I couldn't have enjoyed it more. :3
As a long-time reader and fan of your comments, I was utterly delighted with your reaction to this show! Thank you so much for your support and care taken. "salty people who hate fun" ... there is something wonderful about that phrase. It really tickles me... I will probably write to you again in a bit, but wanted to let you know I really appreciate what you've put. Di x
Thanks for responding! I'm glad you got a kick out of that, as I certainly enjoyed writing it. :3
And by all means, write to me anytime. It's always a pleasure. ^_^
@@c.g.278 Only just found this... I am a noooooob
@@DianeSpencercomedian I don't mind. I'm always happy to hear from you. :3
player 2 just introduced me to you. Cried so hard I peed. You are absolutely my people. Love this.
Welcome Cazi! Sorry for the late reply :)
Outstanding. Thank you!
Ah wonderful, thank you so much 😊
I love it when the best British comedian uploads 😁
Thanks Scotty :)
How Brilliant ! I just stumbled across this on youtube and had to watch the whole show. The benefits of Covid lockdown.... I’ll spread the word to Penguins 🐧 as well. Please tour Australia when the world returns to normal...
I second that & sshh - don't bring Kevin ;-)
Yeah, do a Brisbane show 👍
I just found you and watched 3 specials in a row. You are soothing to other angry gingers. My new funniest person alive.
LOL! Welcome - thank you for finding me and watching my work, I appreciate you :)
Just a 107k views?! This is outrageously preposterous!! How can people ignore this gem right here??
:)
What I think is the biggest appeal of your shows is how you can transform "ordinary" stories into tales worth sharing - and how you always let us in your life (the crazy side, anyway haha) maybe as friends, and not just as the audience. This authenticity and dare I say intimate approach to storytelling makes me just want to get take out first and eat a ton of fries and spaghetti and chicken while watching...
...and then in a few months, I'll comment how I've watched the show a couple of more times, and how I really want to save up to get to one of your shows, haha! Greetings from the Philippines!
Hahahaha!!! Rhenn, I am the messiest eater - I think we are chatting about your magazine right? I sent you an email - including an apology for the late reply. Greetings from the UK! Hopefully at some point I can come out to visit you too.
@@DianeSpencercomedian Whoa, thank you so much! I didn't expect you'd reply! Haha! No worries about the delayed reply, I know you're busy too! Thank you, I'll check it out soonest and reply
I loved every second of this! Incidentally, I was eating Camembert during this and I feel I’ve been eating this incorrectly all this time.
LOL!!! Mmmm please tell me the camembert was breaded and baked ... cranberry sauce? Glad you liked the show :)
I've been waiting for your new comedy special for so long! I've watched every other several times (btw my favourite joke is the whole "ferret or a box" story). Can't wait for more!
Ha ha! Sorry it does take me a while to scribble down my jokes :) My Mum likes telling that story from her perspective. She went knocking on doors to find the owner.
So Wildly Raw And Unfiltered!! There's No Taboo untouchable! Brilliant!
Thank you Wayne. I like my comedy to be free. I know that some people like their comedy different and that's fine by me, but I like something a bit exciting myself.
holy shit, it feels so weird to get into the car from the right side in first person. thanks for that experience!
greetings from austria
Haha! You're welcome. It's amazing what people take from a show 😂
Thank you for sharing this priceless set. I love humour which is filled with glimpses of colourful life moments. Wishing to you and to your love (gaming partner) a wonderful holiday season! 🌻💞
Thank you so much The deeliciousplum, what a lovely thing to write. Sending good vibes and all the best to you and yours too :)
This video deserves 30 million views.
On the other hand thanks for making my home quarantine more fun.
Love from the Philippines ♥️♥️♥️
Hello Goku! Love from the UK! Thanks for watching my show. Please share Noob with other people you think might like it! Stay safe
Binge watched all the hour long live gigs on here, fantastic Diane. Hopefully get to see you live one day.
Yay! I hope so too. Writing the new one now, and once we get our theatres back, I'll be able to start performing it too.
You're so talented. I've watched all of your specials and they're all great! Thanks for doing what you do.
Thank you ever so much Benjamin :)
Thank you so much for a new special! Love you so much 💙
Thank you for watching my stuff Justin! Sending you love
I don't regret listening to this during work hours and biting my lips to stifle my laughter - I failed.
This is amazing!
Cheers from Portugal
Hahah! Thank you Andre! I am secretly glad you failed, but hope you still have your job! All the best from the UK :D
@@DianeSpencercomedian I have to try: any chance of a show in Lisbon? It would be amazing!
Thanks for uploading the full show. I've always loved your full length specials including this one :D.
Love the quirky opening sequence.
Thank you! I accidentally ran into my neighbour in one outtake! Glad you enjoy my work, thank you for watching :)
I just gave it a 👍🏻 and it’s only just begun!! So excited for this!!!
Hahaha! Thanks Jenifer, I hope you enjoy it :)
You're incredible on stage Diane; so confident and beautifully spoken. I love your work :)
Thank you very much John :) I am so happy you love my work, that makes my day!
Binged watched from newest to oldest and it was supper fun to c all the call backs to her previous stuff
How fun!! You wrote this on Noob, not Slid off the Turkey (2019) - was this your favourite?
it's like watching the old tapes of my favorite comedians - it's still a bit raw and could use refinement in some places, but you can just see the talent that is going to keep growing. can't wait to see where you end up Diane
Does that mean I'm one of your favourite comedians... ?? Thank you :) I am always learning my craft and every finished piece feels wonderful to me.
I really like your show so much just ran into it today. You gotta love a woman with a sense of humor. ❤️❤️. 🔥💥❤️❤️🔥🔥 Your not afraid to speak your mind so funny wish I had a woman like you in my life.
Hey thanks for what you said about autism. I have aspergers, and you're right, it's just another thing about me. It breaks my heart when people refuse to acknowledge their children have autism - or any other special needs - because treatment can help so much. It's not a death sentence, it just means the person will have a different perspective on the world.
Different perspective and just different needs. I need more suncream 😂 society is moving in the right direction and there is a better awareness now, which enables more compassion. Merry Christmas my dear 🌈
I go scrollong threw my subscriptions and see Diane has posted and think sweet, a clip from her new show, I can't wait. Then I see that it's an hour long and loose my mind. Hilarious as always, love you, Diane!
hahah! You are most welcome! Thank you - very glad you enjoyed it :)
And again. Beautifully refreshing
Wonderful - thank you grimdawn9843 - I'm glad you enjoyed it
I think I found my spirit animal!!😂😂😂
LOL!
One of my new favorite comics! Love your style can't wait to see more ❤
Thank you so much! Please help yourself to everything on my channel 👍
You're a very gifted person. I love all your shows Diane. Keep up the good work. I'm looking forward to the next one. :D
Thanks Devin! I'm looking forward to it too, everything has changed because of the virus lockdown, so I think a bit of planning and flexibility for the next one is necessary. It may happen entirely online for example. Have a good day :)
Thank you so much!... The opening made my life.
You are most welcome!! I'm so happy you liked it 😁
Your comedy specials always make me feel better, I can't wait to see the next one!
I'm so glad! It takes me about 15 months to get one online, so perhaps I should do something monthly in the meantime... hmmm... *thinks*
I am so glad I found you and your brilliant stand up comedy. I can't get enough of you. Congrats on your success in love and life.
Thank you so much Christopher - what a lovely comment to read! I'm glad you found my channel too.
LOL 😉 I was so excited when the notification popped up! I love the show! And congratulations on getting married!
Whoop!!! Thank you :) Glad you enjoyed it :)
Honestly the best part of my holiday season. Love you Diane
Sending love and happiness right back to you Seeran :) Have a great holiday
When you started screaming, "Don't give up kids..." I nearly choked on my wine...
XD Yaaay! LOL!
I think your best show yet! I laughed so much! Thanks a lot for sharing!
Awesome - thank you Martin, I'm glad you like it :) I like it too. I get different feelings about them as they develop, and I really like this as I had no outside influences on it.
The only female comedian I really like. Your sense of humor is great and I dig your personality. Best wishes for 2019, stay drunk! ;-)
Cheers Matt. Try Kathleen Madigan, it's like talking to a buddy at a bar. All the best for 2019
Finally. Been waiting all year for the new show
Soz I can't write faster LOL!
From my heart. Thank you. Enjoyed it a lot.
Yay! Thank you very much - I'm glad you liked it.
How do you end up with both a wonderful sense of humor and hair that amazing? 🤭 Your husband is a lucky fellow. 🙃
What a lovely statement, thank you so much!
Yeaaaa!!! So happy to see a new video from Diane !! Much love from the states
Thanks Abbygale!! Much love from the UK :)
Laughed so hard for every minute of the special. Left me wanting more. Merry Christmas and hoping to see another special next year!
Thank you so much Julia!! I am delighted I could make you so happy. Have a great holiday season :)
Brilliant! Especially loved the bit of your mum in the hospital! I was laughing so much all the way through the interviews, that I had to replay them.
The interviews!! HA! Kevin has a channel too - you might like it, if you liked his interview technique! I laughed at Carmen, who is also a comedian and someone I have known for a while saying it wasn't her favourite show! Like "thanks mate!" LOL! Kev's channel is this one ua-cam.com/channels/XtrKM4qP9x7Fi6mqLSV37g.html
Love your jokes and love your laughter! This made my day; thanks! Love from Brazil!
Thanks Bruno! Love from the UK!
Diane's brazilian fan base just doubled
@@vvinicius100 Mate I think there's three of you!!
Great show. I love your work. You are Wonderful. Thank You.
Thanks for watching Stanley, I'm glad you enjoy my work :)
Incredibly funny! Thank you for uploading your shows
You're most welcome Johanna, glad you enjoyed them!
New fan, all shows making me laugh so much it hurts. True comedian talent!
Thank you :)
That was amazing! I couldn't stop laughing!
Thank you Joao! I'm so happy you enjoyed it!
We all know who the real Princess is here, Love your work... Hope to see you perform live sometime.
Thanks Mykle :) You in the UK?
In the states as of now, but if the lockdown is lifted I will be in Spain in Sep.
Your shows just get funnier and funnier, I love your work so much.
Thank you so much Jayneflakes :) It's all a learning process really.
This was awesome! Thank you on an hour of laughter!
YAY! Glad you liked it Filip :) Thank you for watching :)
As always awesome performance!
Very glad you liked it Sebastian :)
woohoo!! congrats Diane on a great show!!
Thank you Alvaro :)
Mrs Spencer, this might be one of your best shows yet. I loved every second, thank you very much (and now, back to gaming).
Thank you! Sorry I didn't reply before
This popped back up on my channels and my goodness, I’m still so in love with you!
What a lovely thing to say. Thank you so much
This was a nice surprise in the feed! Love your shows! /Erik
Very glad - thanks Erik :)
My favorite Redhead!! You have a great sense of humor!
Thank you so much!
Hilarious as always. I love all the skits with your mom. 😂🤣
Mum gets the last word. :) Thank you for watching :)
Diane,
Your my favorite comedian of all time, maybe the one of the only ones who makes me LOL, PLEASE DONT EVER STOP MAKING AWESOME STAND UPS!!!!
Sadaf - I won't - thank you so much for writing to me
Di, fantastic show. Thanks for the entertainment.
Hi Ryan, You are most welcome. Thank you for watching :)
My wife can quote every stand up special of yours because I have brain damage and watch these all on loop daily.
I listen while OCD collecting everything in Minecraft and creating a giant Wal-Mart.
BTW, you would've been my pick for the first female Doctor Who.
Thank you Tony!!! I do apologise for the brain damage!! I dress like Doctor Who, but I don't swagger around causing problems!
Diane Spencer you didn't give me brain damage lol you are the best and I wish I could see you live.
Thanks for being an amazing real person in a world of fakes.
So I've came back from work, saw this pop on my homepage and binged, and loved, every single bit of it.
I really hope to get to see you live one of this days, keep it up you Ginger miracle!!
Thank you so much Mauro, I hope you had a good day at work. I will continue! This is a journey and I'm very glad you're with me on it!
I have been rewatching your shows a lot on UA-cam since the algorithm reccomended this standup show and i have to say thank you for all those hours that you made me laugh. I also dont immediately think that im wasting my time watching these all over again cause everytime i watch them i understand more of the jokes! I appreciate all of your and i hope to see you perform live one day, love from Italy!
Grazie! Well, first Bonjourno! Thank you so much, I am very glad that UA-cam recommended me to you, and you enjoyed my work. I do have Italian subtitles on two of my shows, I think... the first two. I will definitely come back to Italy at some point, the people are so kind and warm. All the best, Di
Brilliant! Can't stop cringing and laughing at the same time.
Yay! Love a cringey laugh...
You are absolutely brilliant
Cheers buddy :)
Most of the jokes have perfect words, delivery, and timing.look forward to seeing more.
Thank you so much J Jam - I'm so happy you enjoyed it!
I have been binge-watching your videos since finding your 2012 vid., earlier this evening. You stole my humor heart.
Woop woop! Thanks for enjoying my work!
I love you, you nerdy woman
LOL! Thank you
I was excited to see you released a new special but even more excited to learn you are a Rust player! You killed it as always Diane. Loved it.
Thanks Justin :) Glad you liked it. In Rust currently my gallery is space themed...! I'm on a PVE server and still getting killed LOL!
Diane Spencer! It's been so long, I nearly forgot how much I missed her humor. A late congratulations on tying the knot.
Thank you Mathieu :)
My wife and I decided to "save" the show and watch it on Christmas Eve. And I must say, it made our Christmas better.
Also, I can't feel the right side of my jaw now.
Yaaaaay! Merry Christmas to you and you Wife 🎄🎄🎄 sorry (not sorry) about your jaw 😊 thank you for the lovely comment
Such a clever opener!
Thank you - it was a great collaborative idea - the film crew wanted to the FPS view, I had already built the Museum of Comedy in Rust, Kev helped with the run through the house and we sort of worked it all out together.
@@DianeSpencercomedian but such a bad closer! (of front door..)
Diane! I've been waiting to see a new bit for so long! Thank you!! WE LOVE YOU 💗
Thanks Abby - love you too!
You are brilliant. I love listening to you. You are one of a kind.
Hi Randall, I hope you're well. Lovely to hear from you :)
@@DianeSpencercomedian I'm always waiting to see your videos. You have a magical wat about you. I listen to a lot of comedy but, none that gets me as much. You're still my favorite and always will be. Would it be proper to tell you I love you? You have always been there to keep me smiling. Thank you.
Straight up comedy genius this one is.
Ever so kind! Thank you Brian! I'm very glad you like my creations :)
Just spent 10 minutes laughing at the mental image of a group of women dressed as F-1 cars running around in circles together.
I'm heading for a new years party now but I'm bookmarking this so I definitely don't forget to finish it.
I got baited with the title, got curious from the intro and warmed up to your comedy quickly. Looking forward to watching the rest.
Happy New Years from the Netherlands!
Wonderful! Have a great party - Happy New Year from the UK! 🎆🎆🎆
@@DianeSpencercomedian luv you and the UK ❤️❤️
This is better than 90% percent of the shit on Netflix. Please do more stories about your mother. She sounds like a goldmine.
Thank you! Mum features in Exquisite Bad Taste & Hurricane Diane quite prominently, if you're looking for her :)
@@DianeSpencercomedian Hurricane Diane has probably the best parts your mother has played in your comedy.
Also: I'm super late to this party, sorry. But you're still just excellent. :) Wish I get to see you live someday!
Greetings from Slovakia! I love watching your shows so much, you never fail to make my day. Thanks so much and I look forward to your next show ❤️
Dobra den! I'm very happy I make you happy :) All the best, from the UK!
Absolutely brilliant
Thank you Anders 😊