TMNT: Soylent Mayhem - A Rant

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  • @mariokarter13
    @mariokarter13 Рік тому +869

    "A new generation of heroes."
    Isn't this the fifth reboot in 15 years?

    • @Zal0vid
      @Zal0vid Рік тому +40

      Yes

    • @Nomed38
      @Nomed38 Рік тому +42

      At least the 5th reboot in 15 years

    • @Zal0vid
      @Zal0vid Рік тому +10

      @@Nomed38 bruh that's too much

    • @noblekatana2270
      @noblekatana2270 Рік тому +43

      Average a reboot every 3 years yeesh

    • @mrconroy4672
      @mrconroy4672 Рік тому

      Yeah, I only cared about TmnT 87’ and 2003. Anything else was just abuse of the franchise by CBSparamount monolith. These were the same people that enabled Alex cuckman and his cronies to annihilate the Star Trek franchise. These people and their benefactors deserve to implode.

  • @AuthorJohnADouglas
    @AuthorJohnADouglas Рік тому +2877

    April looks like someone tried to make Whoopi Goldberg with the Mass Effect Andromeda character creator

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 Рік тому +1

      "She" looks like a fat black soyboy with they/them pronouns on his Twitter profile.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Рік тому +167

      "I'm sorry, my face is tired from my casting couch audition."

    • @JamesCrimson43
      @JamesCrimson43 Рік тому +66

      THAT'S IT! That's what she reminded me of and I couldn't put my finger on it. Thank you!

    • @FTChomp9980
      @FTChomp9980 Рік тому +35

      That's very accurate.

    • @grandmufftwerkin9037
      @grandmufftwerkin9037 Рік тому +25

      Guinan didn't get out of the Nexus unscathed.

  • @JanstonCordell
    @JanstonCordell Рік тому +1009

    Seth Rogen is a prime example of why you should never mix weed and boxed wine.

  • @PudgeDredd
    @PudgeDredd Рік тому +1856

    If Keven Smith gets to ruin He-Man it's only fair to let Seth Rogan ruin TMNT. The sooner Hollywood implodes the better.

    • @TonberryChuck
      @TonberryChuck Рік тому +106

      Karen Smith

    • @Zal0vid
      @Zal0vid Рік тому +6

      @@TonberryChuck lol

    • @midnitekreapa8372
      @midnitekreapa8372 Рік тому +3

      Right wing incels whine about woke 24/7, 🤣👍

    • @davidcatlett4052
      @davidcatlett4052 Рік тому +18

      ​@Sims Fan Yeah, there are plenty of other good movies out there, but we're concerned about preexisting franchises being handled terribly.

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal Рік тому

      @@midnitekreapa8372 almost as much as vauch viewers whine about age of consent

  • @mariokarter13
    @mariokarter13 Рік тому +275

    Glad to see Velma is still getting work.

  • @deadbeef576
    @deadbeef576 Рік тому +543

    You cant call me racist for noticing that every pale red haired character is getting black washed.

    • @vvbvgeneraltsung2913
      @vvbvgeneraltsung2913 Рік тому +13

      True

    • @thingfish000
      @thingfish000 Рік тому +27

      By my count, this makes the second time the Turtles have been ruined. It's sickening.

    • @firdanharbima6997
      @firdanharbima6997 Рік тому +19

      i know it's stupid in the grand thing but rottmnt April ain't that bad, she actually felt more connected to the turtles than most iteration

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 Рік тому +16

      not just red hair wyites in general

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 Рік тому +37

      ​@@firdanharbima6997 thats not the point of april though she suppose to be more of a big sister who helps them with outside world not their best friend

  • @kjheinemann8256
    @kjheinemann8256 Рік тому +362

    April looks like she’s about to tell me I’m in the wrong line at the DMV

    • @wyattmann8157
      @wyattmann8157 Рік тому +28

      🤣

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 Рік тому +41

      shes bout to tell ya to dooo better! and check yo priviledge

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 Рік тому +1

      Or start pulling someone's weave out in a McDonald's.

    • @TurtleRhythm
      @TurtleRhythm Рік тому +8

      Hey! It's all about body positivity! She tested positive for diabetes recently!

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 11 місяців тому +1

      Either that or yell at you for complete nonsense.

  • @greghannibal
    @greghannibal Рік тому +554

    Every time I hear Seth Rogen's name I'm reminded of the time he mocked a woman on twitter whose son had died of an OD, where even Snoop Dogg called him out. Such a charming individual!

    • @zionleach3001
      @zionleach3001 Рік тому +9

      I'm sorry what?.....😐😳

    • @angusdelaney905
      @angusdelaney905 Рік тому +1

      Snoop is and alway will be a G till the day he die

    • @kalackninja
      @kalackninja Рік тому +117

      dude getting your car broken into is totally normal, just don't leave anything valuable in it. he he he he he

    • @FordFalcon54
      @FordFalcon54 Рік тому +13

      The car comment im familiar with but the od comment I either memory holed or never heard about

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 Рік тому +67

      I remember that time he mocked Christmas with Sarah Silverman in that lame animated movie they did.

  • @hunn20004
    @hunn20004 Рік тому +216

    "Did Pipi Longstockings steal your lunch money"
    That had me rolling

    • @01_N01
      @01_N01 Рік тому +10

      Same here

  • @MrLolguy93
    @MrLolguy93 Рік тому +626

    Remember kids : Those cringey 80s drug PSA warned us about guys like Rogen

    • @joriankell1983
      @joriankell1983 Рік тому

      So did Hitler

    • @BWatskins
      @BWatskins Рік тому +66

      Rogan's even worse. He doesn't end up in jail or your other PSA bad guy fates.

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal Рік тому +42

      I mean, the freaking Notre Dame cathedral tried to warn us about guys like rogan. some generations just gotta learn the hard way.

    • @pauperslament3467
      @pauperslament3467 Рік тому +22

      They failed to warn us of the coming Junkie Apocalypse.

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO Рік тому +15

      Those 80's PSA were right after all!

  • @kdash2657
    @kdash2657 Рік тому +1346

    "When did April turn into April, May, June and July" that broke me 🤣

    • @ThomasBoyce5000
      @ThomasBoyce5000 Рік тому +141

      April O'Meal was what got me

    • @hobomisanthropus2414
      @hobomisanthropus2414 Рік тому +54

      It would take modern comedy 14 producers and a 3 month writers strike to come up with anything even a third that funny.

    • @shadowdancer2543
      @shadowdancer2543 Рік тому +14

      @@ThomasBoyce5000 I heard it as normal at first listen, so I made the 'April O'Meal' joke in the G&G chat thinking I was original. 🤦‍♂

    • @xelldincht4251
      @xelldincht4251 Рік тому +16

      Velma O'Neil was nice too

    • @sirubisan698
      @sirubisan698 Рік тому +4

      Same

  • @pawarl.o.s.881
    @pawarl.o.s.881 Рік тому +54

    I think Angry Joe deserves another video. Apparently one verbal knockout wasn't enough.

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 11 місяців тому +5

      I agree, I’ve never liked that guy. He’s super annoying.

  • @NickNapoli
    @NickNapoli Рік тому +517

    Once I heard about the new TMNT, I was hoping for a Razörfist rant.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Рік тому +3

      Maybe on the next run.

    • @katey1dog
      @katey1dog Рік тому +10

      Ask and ye shall receive.

    • @davidcatlett4052
      @davidcatlett4052 Рік тому +5

      ​@@katey1dog 🤣 Beat me to it.

    • @tannerpuckett9249
      @tannerpuckett9249 Рік тому

      I agree with everything except the PS five exclusive lol , leave my childhood alone you SJW fucks , long live the fist

    • @sirubisan698
      @sirubisan698 Рік тому +8

      After his amazing rant of enter the TMNT Razor vs comics, it was carved in stone to happen

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Рік тому +386

    Perhaps the animators thought the script said Shaquille O'Neal.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Рік тому +17

      8:40 I'd rather watch the version animated by that kid who looks scarred for life.

    • @sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462
      @sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462 Рік тому +6

      I love how Grand Muff Twerkin is everywhere preaching the truth.

    • @seg162
      @seg162 Рік тому +5

      They definitely have dyslexia.
      Just guess what word they fumbled, and how.

    • @scaryhobbit211
      @scaryhobbit211 Рік тому +16

      I actually would make an exception just to see Shaq with the Turtles.

    • @newtpondskipper
      @newtpondskipper Рік тому +10

      Patrice O'Neal, RIP.

  • @askthecheesegaming3165
    @askthecheesegaming3165 Рік тому +29

    No tmnt adaptation will ever equal the original 1990 film, it was dark, gritty, has great action, comedic timing and was the height of Jim Henson creative excellence

    • @KratostheThird
      @KratostheThird Рік тому +8

      Nobody can touch Jim Henson. I showed my kids The Muppet Show and they were absolutely entertained.

  • @Gaminnewfie
    @Gaminnewfie Рік тому +1471

    Remember kids: The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
    Mock it once, and walk away.

    • @Dragonking1984
      @Dragonking1984 Рік тому +81

      I would argue don't even waste your time mocking it once. Just ignore it like the wokeies ignore source material. Even putting a spotlight on it once has a domino effect.

    • @masterofpuppers7963
      @masterofpuppers7963 Рік тому +15

      This just in: SPLC names @Gaminnewfie as far-middle indifference group.

    • @NukeA6
      @NukeA6 Рік тому +41

      So glad there's people here taking what RazorFist once said and actually doing it. No need giving it spotlight when we got the recent TMNT: Shredder's Revenge and everything good before it.

    • @Theranthrope
      @Theranthrope Рік тому +46

      @@Dragonking1984 Ignoring a problem does not make it go away ...it's what got us in this situation.
      Mockery is like holywater to the woke. Why do you want to take away the most effective weapon against them? Or ...you.

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 Рік тому +8

      Velma watchers: Yeah....about that.....

  • @TorridPrime217
    @TorridPrime217 Рік тому +277

    Dude, you left out the 2000s, completely.
    You now owe us an hour-long 2003 TMNT Retrospective

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Рік тому +21

      Let's make this top comment so he sees this

    • @tyronechatley5429
      @tyronechatley5429 Рік тому +7

      Pay ya dues razerfist

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds Рік тому +12

      And a retrospective on 2007's TMNT, Mako's final film role.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Рік тому +5

      @@SirBlackReeds The 3D animated one? That movie went RAW.

    • @mr.vorrnyvorrn2516
      @mr.vorrnyvorrn2516 Рік тому +1

      What about *4Kids Entertainment* & *Imagi Animation Studios*

  • @Faust_YT
    @Faust_YT Рік тому +520

    Angry Joe having a twitter meltdown over people pointing this out is epic.

    • @TuxEarth
      @TuxEarth Рік тому +98

      And he exposed his true colors once he went after Eric July.

    • @realtalunkarku
      @realtalunkarku Рік тому +50

      Jose can stay mad

    • @QuantaSolace
      @QuantaSolace Рік тому +14

      He seems to have those a lot.

    • @IGotNewsForYou987
      @IGotNewsForYou987 Рік тому +38

      It's so funny watching Joe get ripped apart

    • @Noname15514
      @Noname15514 Рік тому +44

      Razor's burial of Angry Joe gets better with age.

  • @ghostfear2011
    @ghostfear2011 Рік тому +571

    Seth Rogan is what happens when your entire talent comes from weed and nothing else.

    • @billmoran3219
      @billmoran3219 Рік тому +56

      Seth gets all his ideas in a smoke filled room with one of his buddies blowing him by mistaking his rod for a bong

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 Рік тому +42

      To quote Herman Göring "You'll never understand because you are a jew." Basically describes Seth Rogan

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd Рік тому +28

      Rogen's basically that "Dude, Weed, LOL" meme come to life.

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 Рік тому +4

      I love the evil sailor moon pfp.

    • @masterofpuppers7963
      @masterofpuppers7963 Рік тому +21

      Weed and nepotism.

  • @Zimmy_1981
    @Zimmy_1981 Рік тому +12

    "Deboot"
    "April Obese"
    "April, May, June & July!" 😂😂
    U slayed me, earned a sub.
    Greetings from Trinidad 🇹🇹 ❤

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Рік тому +181

    Teenage Mutant Non-binary Turtles.

    • @PlaidSuitPinstripeWorld
      @PlaidSuitPinstripeWorld Рік тому +33

      My pronouns are Turt/Turtself.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +14

      Would that explain the godawful animation that made my eyes cry blood?
      Because holy Jesus, they are trying so hard to be like Spiderverse, Arcane and the 2012 series but it came out wrong!

    • @cro-magnoncarol4017
      @cro-magnoncarol4017 Рік тому +1

      Guess you can say they're...
      Cumming out of their shells ;)

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +1

      @@cro-magnoncarol4017 Rim-shot

    • @smokingcrab2290
      @smokingcrab2290 Рік тому +3

      Trans man-gina non-binary turtles

  • @MistuhRobe
    @MistuhRobe Рік тому +272

    "Permanent Teenager" explains Rogen's underdeveloped behaviour.

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 Рік тому +15

      That also explains Snoop Dogg.

    • @bradenmerriman5206
      @bradenmerriman5206 Рік тому

      But not Razorfist?

    • @danielutriabrooks477
      @danielutriabrooks477 Рік тому +12

      ​@@bradenmerriman5206Nah, he gets money while spreading his ideology, I think it has worked pretty well for him during the past decade

    • @whitworth5s248
      @whitworth5s248 Рік тому

      And it's an interesting way to spell "Permanent Racist Antiwhite Jew"

    • @bradenmerriman5206
      @bradenmerriman5206 Рік тому

      @@whitworth5s248 ...What does him being a jew matter?

  • @godofdreamzzz
    @godofdreamzzz Рік тому +17

    This movie was mid af. Donnie and Mikey’s Voice actors were awful. April’s redesign is hideous. This movie is cluttered with cringey pop culture references that were completely unneeded. At one point they actually referenced Tiktok and that was all I needed to know what kind of movie this was. They didn’t even want to be ninja turtles they wanted to be high schoolers? That’s just lame. It had its cute moments but overall another garbage rush-felt product of the modern age. 4/10

    • @KratostheThird
      @KratostheThird Рік тому +4

      The 80’s TMNT cartoon, while it is dated and it’s technical qualities show it was done with far less technology, was far more charming and just simply higher quality.
      Hollywood just keeps destroying everything that’s good. The writers strike was long overdue.

  • @sprnightfire
    @sprnightfire Рік тому +296

    Once I saw Seth Rogan was attached to this project last year, I already knew this was DOA. In the words of Scott Steiner.
    "She's not only ugly, She's Fat!"

    • @KonekoneFukkatsu
      @KonekoneFukkatsu Рік тому +11

      "Ang-gy Joe! The numbers don't lie! An' they spell disaster f'you at Sacrifice!"

    • @bigbone1369
      @bigbone1369 Рік тому +7

      Big Pappa Pump had some great lines.

    • @averagedusty
      @averagedusty Рік тому +8

      There's a 33 and 1/3 chance this will suck

    • @JrIcify
      @JrIcify Рік тому +2

      In the words of Scott Steiner "I HATE DUCKS"

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 Рік тому

      @@averagedusty
      Nah, man. 143 2/3% chance of failure, AT BEST.

  • @theR1ch
    @theR1ch Рік тому +911

    Angry Joe is trying to branch out into political takes? That's just precious.

    • @ArmageddonEvil
      @ArmageddonEvil Рік тому +169

      Angry Joe has done that multiple times already. He Raged and Bitched about many many things before Rogen's TMNT. lol

    • @FxCalibur
      @FxCalibur Рік тому +193

      I still remember his 2016 election stream, he cried harder than that one chick meme all the time.

    • @Karthig1987
      @Karthig1987 Рік тому +28

      He has way more since 2016 i believe

    • @ArmageddonEvil
      @ArmageddonEvil Рік тому +29

      @@Karthig1987 I think he had some outrageous outbursts even before 2016. lol

    • @CapitalMort
      @CapitalMort Рік тому +100

      I forgot Angry Joe even exists anymore.

  • @Isnogood12
    @Isnogood12 Рік тому +8

    Why do redheads turn black in every media? It's because the letters in the word "ginger" are easy to rearrange.

  • @paine254
    @paine254 Рік тому +890

    TMNT went from Michael Bay to Seth Rogan. That's embarrassing.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Рік тому +40

      Michael Bay failed twice before how many can Seth Rogan fail at least once.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +82

      And both are being ignored
      I’ll give Bay this, at least he didn’t make my eyes cry blood unlike this “animation”

    • @BaconMinion
      @BaconMinion Рік тому +11

      So you're saying that Seth should get to work on (and ruin) a Transformers movie?

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +21

      @@BaconMinion Thankfully he can’t touch that one; that’s in the hands of the guys from Laika

    • @andrewtc95
      @andrewtc95 Рік тому +9

      Two different flavors of terrible.

  • @ChoKeller
    @ChoKeller Рік тому +243

    Man! Just in time. Pissed off Pedro is going after Eric July.
    And it's fucking terrible that they've turned April into the Turtles' DUFF.

    • @JaxFPrime81
      @JaxFPrime81 Рік тому

      Pedro can go self fellate himself

    • @Noname15514
      @Noname15514 Рік тому

      @@so_dums Funny how cultural appropriation is okay when black people do it.

    • @ChoKeller
      @ChoKeller Рік тому +2

      @@so_dums I thought so as well. I thought we were in the era where cartoon characters had to be voiced by an actor of the same race.

    • @VileGlory
      @VileGlory Рік тому +2

      He back off real fast after Eric's response.

  • @mrshmuga9
    @mrshmuga9 Рік тому +118

    The amount of jokes you pack into a single, sub-10 minute video never fails to astound me.

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles Рік тому +44

    So Seth Rogan watched Velma tank and burn and thought to double down??
    I'd make a joke about how he'd be the one moron at the card table that would hit on 15 but it would trigger some gag reflexes

  • @countofdownable
    @countofdownable Рік тому +27

    April O'Neil, another redhead, deleted.

  • @Shin_Mothra
    @Shin_Mothra Рік тому +7

    Ugly character design ✅️
    Diversity swapping ✅️
    Infantilized main characters ✅️
    Shitty awkward humor ✅️

  • @ForeRunnerODST
    @ForeRunnerODST Рік тому +324

    The worst thing to come out of the recent TMNT animated series and now this movie is that we’re being gaslit by people who don’t even care about TMNT to believe that April was always black when that’s far from the truth. These same people will whine about white washing despite it being insanely rare and shunned upon the few times in history where it has happened.

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 Рік тому

      I'm gonna create A character called 'Snoop Dogg', and make him A white kid who wants to do good in the world just to piss off Hollywood.

    • @dennisrounds1996
      @dennisrounds1996 Рік тому +2

      They could always make her trans…

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 Рік тому +19

      @@dennisrounds1996 how do we know that’s not the case?

    • @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
      @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 Рік тому +2

      April was of mixed race in the original comics.

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. Рік тому +14

      The video you clicked on but didn’t watch debunked that claim…
      Bro, you don’t even like TMNT, why are you here? Whatever your answer is, this movie will still bomb at the box office. This trailer had infant level comedy and fetus level animation style. They’re trying to appeal to young people who has no idea about TMNT while destroying what the old and established fan base likes.

  • @primalwerewolf8424
    @primalwerewolf8424 Рік тому +992

    Rather impressive how hard people like AngryJoe grifts from one minute demanding better treatment of a franchises fans, to then shilling for woke corporations and telling you, "you're just complaining because you're white and an incel."

    • @BWatskins
      @BWatskins Рік тому +179

      Hey buddy those funko pops and OF subscription don't pay themselves. When Blackrock funds your whiterock addiction all these grifters start to flip

    • @AlexPerez-bd9nc
      @AlexPerez-bd9nc Рік тому +141

      Bruh, angry joe is textbook definition Soy boy.

    • @seg162
      @seg162 Рік тому +31

      like an American woman

    • @scaryhobbit211
      @scaryhobbit211 Рік тому +114

      Ikr? The truth is literally _right in front of him_ and _he notices it and complains about it,_ but he immediately goes back and shills for the same shitty corps that he complains are killing his franchises.

    • @BaconMinion
      @BaconMinion Рік тому +72

      What do you expect from a guy who built his... uh... vague notoriety... by jumping on the angry reviewer bandwagon and still does it to this day?

  • @MrThademon
    @MrThademon Рік тому +397

    I thought part of the idea with April is that she's an adult, with a job, that's the real world that the turtles personality bounced off of. Even Splinter was cut off from the real world and Casey was a crazy man. April was the every person caught in the middle of all the weirdness.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +45

      Exactly! Even the 2003 series knew that as well and even when the 2012 series turned April and Casey into teenagers they were still similar to their original characters
      This just makes no sense at all

    • @scrotusmaximus3043
      @scrotusmaximus3043 Рік тому +2

      👍👍bingo

    • @gladiatorscoops4907
      @gladiatorscoops4907 Рік тому +38

      Exactly,
      Is the original character a kid? no,
      Is she fat? no,
      Does she wear glasses, a hat, yellow jacket and ripped jeans, no
      Is she of African American ethnicity? no,
      This is why people are kicking off cos people keep changing stuff to either fill set quotas that shouldnt exist or because they are too blind to see their own biases even racism by changing pre-existing characters.
      They change one thing, they move onto another and another.

    • @GeneralTantzu
      @GeneralTantzu Рік тому +14

      Yes, TMNT needs a everyman character since it is so bloody weird world, April was it.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu Рік тому +27

      @@gladiatorscoops4907 They need to stop rebooting everything with younger characters too. The original didn't have kids in it and kids loved it. Just like Star Wars and numerous other IP's they've downgraded for modern moron spawn.

  • @MomchilYoskov
    @MomchilYoskov Рік тому +10

    "The only STD you'll ever contract is carpal tunnel."
    Does anybody have liquid nitrogen for that burn...?

  • @harleymitchelly5542
    @harleymitchelly5542 Рік тому +154

    So Seth Rogan wasn't tired of ruining the name of claymation once with Santa Inc., he wanted to do it again...

    • @snowbunnie1113
      @snowbunnie1113 Рік тому

      Seth will not rest until he has rubbed his greasy, shitty hands on every medium of animation.

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 Рік тому +5

      ​@@ThePontiffofPonWolf Then why do the movements look so janky? Is the whole thing done in 10 fps?

    • @peteynutt4104
      @peteynutt4104 Рік тому

      desecration is the goal.
      its just how Ashkenazis are.

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. Рік тому +7

      It’s done in 10 FPS to save money on frames 😂 but to neo nerds, it’s good animation.
      I never thought in the future movies would have worse FPS and graphics than PS2’s Final Fantasy X from friggin 2001 🤦🏽‍♂️
      I’m at a point where I want Hollywood and disney to utterly and completely fail. The last good movie I saw in theaters was in 2019 (once upon a time in Hollywood by QT).

    • @ChrysoTrunks
      @ChrysoTrunks Рік тому

      @@Mr_Bones. It's explained somewhere (and you can disagree or call it a dumb explanation) to fit well with the Comic look.

  • @heraldofwar
    @heraldofwar Рік тому +147

    No franchise is safe from being degraded, I mean rebooted for 'modern audiences!'

    • @chilomine839
      @chilomine839 Рік тому +9

      Some day that will literally be on a tombstone of someone who accidentally wandered into Portland not knowing any better.
      “Here lies X, they were rebooted for modern audiences.”

    • @l.j.nguyen2586
      @l.j.nguyen2586 Рік тому +4

      Sigh. Reboots for the “Modern Audiences” doesn’t sit well with me, for some reason.

    • @Mannwhich
      @Mannwhich Рік тому +6

      @@l.j.nguyen2586 At least there's a world outside for all of us to still enjoy. We should put the tv remote down and savor the outdoors while it lasts.

    • @mgshock
      @mgshock Рік тому +11

      Modern Audience = Twitter

    • @umsfmercenary3910
      @umsfmercenary3910 Рік тому

      TMNT is tanking hard because of really bad art decisions and truly horrifying racially confused woke bullshit. Ain't no black Irish gonna be a thing being an O'Neil. Screw that. And pastels heavily smeared on a retard-looking goof-fest garbage appearance and claymation-like glitchiness animation? Heck no, HARD PASS, and everyone should HARD PASS. Then they screwed it up by giving the 2018 version an over-simplified bad art style with gutterbrain appearances and heads shaped like vertical bricks... What the hell is that trash!? Really... So bad.
      The 2012 variety was actually stellar as it had a great appearance, the bodies were not morphed into bizarreness, the size was more akin to the earlier movies, there was some variety in appearance between the main characters, April was properly Irish and even had red hair, Splinter was legitimately fully fleshed out and drove the hearts and root of the overall storyline effectively. Plenty of highly appropriate characters and correct character implementation across the board, highly skilled animation, many over-arching episodes with some stand-alones, and enough grittiness and adequate humor to address a wide range of ages and eras.
      End result should be that they return to their 2012 to 2017 hardest-hitting overall best and quit experimenting. This is ten true formula that works and lasted the longest. No more need to reboot things. Just make a permanent choice in that specific style and maybe do an increase of it by proceeding to run an alternate version called Mutant Ninja Turtles to progress them out of Teenage so they can become more mature and gritty with more injury and fatality throughout the series. So, basically, return to the 2012 formula to continue TMNT and simultaeneously run a time-forward variant called MNT which has the same style but in a grittier more harsh manner. This 2-series permanent solution will appeal to the most people for the longest period of time and will be a staple to base movies off of. Just think of it as the standardized process just like how Marvel standardized their style between all their universes and characters all connecting to Avengers in some way. It's the only way TMNT can win, and win it should. No more sub-par trash. This is the ultimate verdict. Only complaint I have that can be easily fixed is give the turtles slightly bigger shoulders... 😊

  • @firebornliger
    @firebornliger Рік тому +26

    I mean, if nothing else, "permanent teenager" is one of the most accurate self-appointed titles I've seen.
    The man is still making the same jokes your average stoned out teenager would make.

  • @crimsonking440
    @crimsonking440 Рік тому +181

    Rogen certainly has the intelligence of a permanent teenager. We used to call them "Super-Seniors" back in my day.

    • @bradenmerriman5206
      @bradenmerriman5206 Рік тому +3

      .....What do you mean back in your day? Like, 2022?

    • @thingfish000
      @thingfish000 Рік тому +6

      God, in my worst dreams I am reliving high school. Why would anyone (except a weedhead) choose perpetual teenager status?

    • @bradenmerriman5206
      @bradenmerriman5206 Рік тому +1

      @@thingfish000 Ask Razor

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid Рік тому +156

    From what I'm hearing is April only looks like this due to this WHAT the VA is which defeats the purpose of playing an animated character. If she wanted a character to look directly like her, then do live action.

    • @kazzxtrismus
      @kazzxtrismus Рік тому

      then i also know a redheaded p*rn star that could have voice acted this role.....
      and would have been in charge on that casting couch

    • @mrbanks456
      @mrbanks456 Рік тому +51

      We're still seeing the ripple effects of the Apu controversy.
      The stage and the sound booth were designed for actors to become what they aren't, now they're only allowed to be what they are.

    • @I-DEPRESSIONIST
      @I-DEPRESSIONIST Рік тому

      @@mrbanks456 what's the apu controversy?

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 Рік тому +37

      ​@@I-DEPRESSIONIST
      Basically a bunch of leftists got pissy that Apu was considered offensive and removed the character from the show.

    • @mrbanks456
      @mrbanks456 Рік тому +18

      @@I-DEPRESSIONIST I think it started with the Promblem with Apu documentary which criticizes Apu for being an offensive Idean stereotype and being portrayed by a white guy.

  • @carnut015
    @carnut015 Рік тому +27

    The 2012 Turtles show is one of the best TMNT shows, after the 1987 original show, of course. It makes me perplexed that Angry Joe and Andre have gone this route. I guess their connection to Doug Walker had dire consequences. Sad.

    • @decepticonmecha
      @decepticonmecha Рік тому +7

      I'm especially disappointed in Andre. Damn shame.

    • @MasterSprintersan1
      @MasterSprintersan1 Рік тому +3

      And 2003 🙏🏽

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 11 місяців тому

      I think everyone connected with that website fell off hard.

    • @carnut015
      @carnut015 11 місяців тому

      @@markborishnikoff5485 The different creators did see a loss in popularity. No question.

  • @SF-wm7zf
    @SF-wm7zf Рік тому +170

    The kid’s face at the end is all of us watching beloved 80’s franchises turned into SJW agenda platforms.

  • @davenathan2002
    @davenathan2002 Рік тому +50

    Gingercide continues unabated.

    • @SweetandFullofGrace
      @SweetandFullofGrace Рік тому +6

      I am honestly thinking that there is something jews have against gingers, there has to be some kind of thing in some of the old texts. Its just seems so blatant
      so it has to be true.

    • @JohnDoe-rs4fl
      @JohnDoe-rs4fl Рік тому

      Dyslexic casting directors.

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 Рік тому

      GOOD.

  • @TheDODOFRO
    @TheDODOFRO Рік тому +5

    “Over the past decade there is scarcely a remaining redhead who hasn’t been transmogrified into a fucking film negative of herself” yowza!

  • @tonygriego6382
    @tonygriego6382 Рік тому +62

    From the moment that Peter Laird sold the rights to Viacom, I knew that something like this was an inevitability.

  • @bobtom1495
    @bobtom1495 Рік тому +150

    "Dryer than a Mass Eddect video essay"
    This line had me laughing...

    • @bobtom1495
      @bobtom1495 Рік тому +13

      *Effect,i had mobile...

    • @BDSquirrel
      @BDSquirrel Рік тому +2

      @@bobtom1495 You're forgiven.

    • @RockRedGenesis
      @RockRedGenesis Рік тому

      I laughed, and I like the Mass Effect Trilogy

  • @ottagol1985
    @ottagol1985 Рік тому +45

    What? No love for the 2003 version? That show was set in New York, and they got actual New Yorkers in the cast; it was perfect!

  • @LeviAckerman-cb5ji
    @LeviAckerman-cb5ji Рік тому +35

    The theme song played in slow piano is so fresh and original!

  • @PrinceRevolver
    @PrinceRevolver Рік тому +77

    They need to give the 2000s TMNT show a bluray release.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +10

      Hell yes! That’s actually my first TMNT series and I am forever grateful because it introduced me to the turtles and even Usagi Yojimbo

    • @khululyp
      @khululyp Рік тому +3

      Save for the last season and the intro It's a great show '02 and '12 are the best series.
      TMNT was a solid attempt at a shredderless story and Batman vs. TMNT was entertaining fanservice.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +7

      @@khululyp Oh yeah, again TMNT has a pretty solid fanbase
      Hell, Shredder’s Revenge is freaking awesome and is a solid love letter to the 80’s cartoon and the badass arcade games
      I don’t worry about this franchise having the same fate as others because as Razor said “it’s freakin bulletproof”

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 Рік тому +1

      Heck, yeah! if the '87 cartoon can get A complete DVD release, so can the '03 series.

    • @NordicWiseguy
      @NordicWiseguy Рік тому +9

      YES!
      2003 TMNT is the best version.

  • @malice926
    @malice926 Рік тому +170

    Kinda disappointed he didn't mention the 2003 series as one of the good examples. If I ever find myself wanting a bit of nostalgia and to lift my mood that show always hits the spot.

    • @TheHalogen131
      @TheHalogen131 Рік тому +20

      The opening will forever be stuck in my head. It was awesome and strangely dark at times.

    • @DaFroBroforeal
      @DaFroBroforeal Рік тому +17

      That was the TMNT I first knew. Loved it and could easily watch it again today.

    • @mattm7798
      @mattm7798 Рік тому +11

      I think Razor likes the 2003 version if his tweets are taken into account. Personally, the voice acting put me off of that version...they sounded like 30 year olds even tho creatively it was very good.
      IMO the 2012 version struck the perfect balance between kid friendly and adult watchable.

    • @ProxyDoug
      @ProxyDoug Рік тому +7

      He has a video on his top five TMNT adaptations and I think the 2003 series is pretty high up there.

    • @TheHalogen131
      @TheHalogen131 Рік тому +7

      @@mattm7798 well, for me the voice acting was really good, because for me it was Polish voice acting. And while actors were known, they really did a good job of sounding distinct and original. The Shredder especially was a highlight.

  • @okubothecat
    @okubothecat Рік тому +12

    No ginger is safe from the dyslexic casting director

  • @bendavenport4136
    @bendavenport4136 Рік тому +12

    Seth Rogen: "Dude, I fucking love weed! Isn't that funny?!"
    Me: "No."
    Seth Rogen: "Dude, I'm fucking Jewish! Mazel-fucking-tov, bay-beeee! Isn't that hilarious?!"
    Me: "You are unworthy of standing in Mel Brooks' shadow, never mind the multitude of Jewish comedians who have more comedic talent in their left thumb than you have in your entire body."
    Seth Rogen: "Dude, I don't care that my car's been broken into more than a dozen times! I'm so rich, my possessions mean nothing to me! Isn't that so fucking relatable?!"
    Me: "You are just completely out of touch with John and Jane Q. Public, aren't you?"
    Seth Rogen: "WEEEEEEEEFUCKINGEEEEEEEED!"

  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage 3 місяці тому +3

    "I hate people who take drugs....fuckin' customs officers" lmao!!!!! Well done sir!

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 Рік тому +392

    I can tolerate the Turtles but dear lord did they do April and Splinter both absolutely dirty, just imagine how badly they did Shredder and the Foot Clan. 🤢🤮

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +21

      Oh god; well at least Usagi Yojimbo is safe
      One of the few comic series that has been the same and has had amazing crossovers with the Ninja Turtles

    • @ronwatford7331
      @ronwatford7331 Рік тому +19

      @@TrueBuddhaCat wait for it...

    • @penismightier9278
      @penismightier9278 Рік тому

      You think they'll still be a clan or will that be too close to Klan? Foot Group? Foot Gathering? Foot Smorgasbord? Foot Fetish? Huh, that last one might have wings with how stuff is going lately.

    • @tomzhouschannel968
      @tomzhouschannel968 Рік тому +4

      Shredder's not gonna appear in this movie.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +8

      @@ronwatford7331 Don’t count on it; it’s been around for as long as the Turtles and it’s been safe for a long time mostly because the Pinko-Pox’s don’t even know it exists

  • @Beavernator
    @Beavernator Рік тому +373

    My teen daughter recently got into all my old Ninja Turtle stuff and became a SUPER FAN... She was legitimately put off by that trailer... Made me proud...

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 Рік тому +22

      I'm a bit too young for the 90s of TMNT but I loved the 2000 version.

    • @GreenGimmick
      @GreenGimmick Рік тому +28

      Never too old, never too young. Just watch and enjoy.

    • @ruudvanderzanden8013
      @ruudvanderzanden8013 Рік тому +15

      ​@@l0sts0ul89 you should watch the 2012 series, it's really good....

    • @keijijohnson9754
      @keijijohnson9754 Рік тому +2

      Something tells me you pushed her into being put off by it. A sad example of someone that calls himself a father.

    • @hewhoshallnotbenamed5168
      @hewhoshallnotbenamed5168 Рік тому +32

      @@keijijohnson9754 I smell projection coming off you!

  • @LadyLibertyBella
    @LadyLibertyBella Рік тому +11

    As a pale, freckled ginger tomboy / girly girl of Irish & Scottish decent; who grew up with brothers and guy cousins obsessed with TMNT - I approve this message!
    I loved having April as my ‘character’ when we played with the plethora of toys & went full imagination at battle in grandma’s back yard against splinter (aka grandpa lol). Then watching the shows on vhs with popcorn and juice boxes, curled up in sleeping bags on the floor to sleepover.
    Seriously what does the woke crowd have against us gingers? It’s frustrating yet hysterical. TMNT will always be the classic to me.. especially April. Just as Ariel will be! They may try to destroy everything we loved, but they can’t erase my childhood the amazing memories.
    Get woke, go broke!

    • @k-dogg9086
      @k-dogg9086 Рік тому

      👏 ✌ 👏 ✌ 👏 🍺 🍻 🍺

    • @hiraokamichio833
      @hiraokamichio833 Рік тому

      It's go broke, get woke, ultimately croak.

  • @gamelifeusa
    @gamelifeusa Рік тому +156

    I feel more justified every day in my decision to only let my daughter watch things i watched as a child, with the exception of cocomelon and a few dreamworks movies, most childrens programming is pretty awful these days. I really hope there is a renaissance in family entertainment in the future.

    • @whitworth5s248
      @whitworth5s248 Рік тому +23

      Ah, Cocomelon. You gotta love that the entire entertainment industry is so monumentally humiliated by a single youtube channel of classic nursery rhymes being sung by cgi characters that look like they took a weekend to animate.

    • @bigboi5545
      @bigboi5545 Рік тому +5

      ​@@whitworth5s248 Deadass. I'm about 90% sure Cocomelon is more relevant and financially successful than anything currently on PBS or Nick Jr or whatever the fuck is on TV for toddlers.

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 Рік тому +3

      @@agodelianshock9422 what

  • @supremegodemperorpalpatine4872
    @supremegodemperorpalpatine4872 Рік тому +45

    Just what we need, TMNT meets The PJs.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +4

      Jesus Christ, my sides are hurting from laughing!!!

  • @aramondehasashi3324
    @aramondehasashi3324 Рік тому +7

    Notice how well Shedder's Revenge did with the fans? No one had to come out and defend it because it was faithful to the source material and was a good game. I bought it for nephew for Christmas and he loves it.
    I didn't know this new abomination was a thing. Remember guys don't hate watch, don't complain about it on social media. Just pretend it doesn't exist and watch and play the good TMMT stuff.

  • @bZman
    @bZman Рік тому +420

    The 90 film is a bulletproof, perfect film. A beautifully perfect adaptation of the original run. Infinitely quotable, the most perfect live action costumes and effects, and a timeless classic.

    • @videogamesworld01
      @videogamesworld01 Рік тому +6

      The 90s film is just ok

    • @Tackitt
      @Tackitt Рік тому +26

      @@videogamesworld01 it's a solid 8/10

    • @videogamesworld01
      @videogamesworld01 Рік тому +1

      @@Tackitt 6 at best

    • @Poet482
      @Poet482 Рік тому +27

      @@videogamesworld01
      It's as good as it possibly could have been, and with care, passion, talent, and no cut corners. I was pretty surprised how good it still is when I watched it back in December.

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 Рік тому +1

      ​@@videogamesworld01 yes it's just okay

  • @lancewestveer8677
    @lancewestveer8677 Рік тому +13

    "The only std he's catching is carpal tunnel" I'm fucking dead here.

  • @ChapMeifan
    @ChapMeifan Рік тому +20

    My grandkids, who inherited all of my tmnt stuff, were excited to hear about this. Then they saw the trailer and none of them wants to see it. Even the kids feel Rogen did the Turtles dirty.

  • @ArmageddonEvil
    @ArmageddonEvil Рік тому +70

    It's hilarious that Angry Joe raged to protect the new 'TMNT' disaster.

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei Рік тому +9

      I look forward to AJ reviewing each and every episode with a rating a 12 out of 10.

    • @kurtisdeakin
      @kurtisdeakin Рік тому +9

      He's been losing credibility lately.

    • @omensoffate
      @omensoffate Рік тому +20

      @@kurtisdeakin bro he’s been woke for years you just noticing?

    • @dragonforks93
      @dragonforks93 Рік тому +5

      If his chin is anything to go by he's slowly been turning into Ethan Klein

    • @ArmageddonEvil
      @ArmageddonEvil Рік тому

      @@kurtisdeakin What credibility? He screamed and yelled and had a hilariously bad take on when Donald Trump won in 2016 and literally called everyone who voted for him, 'traitors.' For not voting for Hillary Clinton.

  • @We_Are_Borg_478
    @We_Are_Borg_478 Рік тому +48

    T
    U
    R
    T
    L
    E
    POWER!
    Even the end credits of the original movie was badass.

  • @Harmonica821
    @Harmonica821 Рік тому +3

    I will NEVER forgive Hollywood for replacing my ginger goddesses with Black women that are only hired because they are black and nothing else.

  • @megarakadmea
    @megarakadmea Рік тому +67

    The look of horror on the kid’s face in the final clip is priceless

  • @PsRohrbaugh
    @PsRohrbaugh Рік тому +40

    April's black now, because muh diversity. They couldn't make a new character like Miles Morales.

    • @BWatskins
      @BWatskins Рік тому +4

      Can't wait for the classic "Muh is a mantle" or "Same character she's just black, different personality and style but it's the same".

    • @FxCalibur
      @FxCalibur Рік тому +5

      @@BWatskins The same people flip their shit when you bring up a white Blade or Luke Cage. Suddenly its not about keeping the core spirit of the character and its about denying a certain ethnic group of their heroes, whom only they can look up to not anyone else. This exact thing happened when a Japanese fan artist made the Tom Holland MJ too white for one panel only in a comic.

    • @BWatskins
      @BWatskins Рік тому +2

      @@FxCalibur Indeed it's all about the message and destroying the identity of the character and shove it down the fans throat until shills can convince themselves of liking it. Kudos to that Japanese artist he was just bringing the real MJ

    • @GreenGimmick
      @GreenGimmick Рік тому +1

      Miles is also black because of muh diversity. So was Samuel L Fury. Both are meant to be derivative replacement for existing and frankly better characters.

    • @PsRohrbaugh
      @PsRohrbaugh Рік тому

      @@GreenGimmick I'm not a comic expert, but I thought Miles was a new character. I don't have a problem when they create a new character that is a minority - I'm not racist. I have a MAJOR problem when they change the identity of an existing character. I find a white Blade to be just as offensive as a black April.

  • @able3331
    @able3331 Рік тому +56

    I'm sorry I didn't catch that, I was too busy laughing at every other sentence. This man's ability to throw a joke seamlessly into his sentences is amazing. They are just the right amount of edgy to shock but not leave you rolling your eyes.

    • @filipinowhiteboy
      @filipinowhiteboy Рік тому +15

      It’s one of the reasons I subscribed to him. Who else is gonna say things like “the only STD these two are at risk of contracting is carpal tunnel

    • @kalackninja
      @kalackninja Рік тому +7

      @@filipinowhiteboy i am deeply impressed with razorfist and his ability to speak with such precision.

  • @moena760
    @moena760 Рік тому +70

    I know it sounds horrible but every time I hear Seth Rogan's name tied to a show it gives me the "I just found out a loved one has aids" feeling and I'm just sad for the show after that.

  • @Taverens_Pull
    @Taverens_Pull Рік тому +8

    There was a dentist in New York that thought; "I'm just going to put braces on a 14 year old mutated turtle child that a ratman brought to me"

  • @JoesGuy
    @JoesGuy Рік тому +3

    One of the turtles likes sausage on his pizza? Let's take bets - It's gonna be Mikey.

  • @Rick_Cleland
    @Rick_Cleland Рік тому +78

    Why do these people insist on destroying everything from my childhood?

    • @wyattmann8157
      @wyattmann8157 Рік тому +5

      Same here.

    • @BWatskins
      @BWatskins Рік тому

      In short cultural subversion.

    • @joriankell1983
      @joriankell1983 Рік тому +40

      They hate you

    • @ChillstoneBlakeBlast
      @ChillstoneBlakeBlast Рік тому +36

      Subversion. By making a mockery of art, they demoralized by gaslighting you to think that old masterpieces are in fact just another pile of garbage

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal Рік тому +18

      i suspect a quick gander at their early life section will answer that question

  • @tochukwuudu7763
    @tochukwuudu7763 Рік тому +23

    I knew Razorfist would tear this trailer a new arsehole.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Рік тому +1

      I'm glad he didn't hold back

    • @BWatskins
      @BWatskins Рік тому

      Glad he delivered it how it is. Razor just keeping it real

  • @irishsoxfan34
    @irishsoxfan34 Рік тому +45

    "The only STD you'll catch is carpal tunnel."
    I laughed so hard at this joke I had to go back because I missed the rest of Razor's rant.

  • @grygaming5519
    @grygaming5519 Рік тому +31

    Congratulations Seth...you made Michael Bay's Turtles palatable.

  • @burnsloads
    @burnsloads Рік тому +49

    'Decidedly sun-tanned, Erik July' still has me laughing

  • @donald347
    @donald347 Рік тому +8

    “Oh and btw I’ll be in blackface the next 50 issues.” 😂

  • @johnarbuckle6583
    @johnarbuckle6583 Рік тому +18

    As soon as I saw Seth Rogan’s name attached to the movie, I already knew what was coming.

  • @PsRohrbaugh
    @PsRohrbaugh Рік тому +8

    13%. And that's too high.

  • @RobertoTheOriginalManFromTheA
    @RobertoTheOriginalManFromTheA Рік тому +11

    Let's be real here....If characters like April need to be changed for modern Audiences....THEN MODERN AUDIENCES ARE REAL INSECURE ABOUT THEMSELVES..

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 11 місяців тому +1

      That modern audience is as mythical as Rosie O’Donnells dieting efforts.

  • @GhostVolta19
    @GhostVolta19 Рік тому +47

    Can we just get “Little Shreks” the movie. That’s all I want now.

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd Рік тому +2

      >“Little Shreks” the movie
      Wasn't that "Shrek the Third"?

    • @GhostVolta19
      @GhostVolta19 Рік тому +2

      @@Code7Unltd no. I just want a movie that had thousands of little shreks doing shrek things

  • @Mazzpp98
    @Mazzpp98 Рік тому +29

    If there is ONE person that I am elated to see weigh in on this, it’s undoubtedly Razorfist!!

  • @adamgriffiths4022
    @adamgriffiths4022 Рік тому +65

    My favourite part was when Splinter stripped down to lingerie and said "It's drag queen story time boys" such a moving scene

  • @rockytheblackdragon
    @rockytheblackdragon Рік тому +40

    I've seen the trailer & it makes me sick
    This goes to show you that Hollywood is creatively bankrupt

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 Рік тому +4

      the framerate alone reminds me of my shitty PC when trying to play warcraft 3 at 10 fps

    • @raymondrmrz0244
      @raymondrmrz0244 Рік тому +1

      Clearly, the opinion of rocky the black dragon is what should make us realize that Hollywood has gone too far💀💀

  • @Artak091
    @Artak091 Рік тому +12

    April O'Meal 🤣

  • @garym6315
    @garym6315 Рік тому +5

    Notice how the people defending black April for supposedly being faithful to the original comics, are also defending fat April for looking nothing like the original comics. WTF?

  • @CBoogie69
    @CBoogie69 Рік тому +15

    “But Raaaaaazor!” Always kills me😂

  • @fearlessjoebanzai
    @fearlessjoebanzai Рік тому +4

    I never knew that Black Nerd and Seth Rogen appeared together as kids on that Oprah show, what a great find!

  • @ajaxjohnson7999
    @ajaxjohnson7999 Рік тому +9

    "April O'bese" I'm DEAD!!!!😅😂😅😂😅😂

  • @nightwishfan1991
    @nightwishfan1991 Рік тому +87

    I was more put off by what they did to my boy Donnie before I got to April. So I was already running out the exit before she even showed up.

    • @mitchellalexander9162
      @mitchellalexander9162 Рік тому +12

      They're not letting some of the stuff they made up in Rise go.

    • @Beavernator
      @Beavernator Рік тому +9

      They made him a squeaker, and it pisses me off...

    • @nightwishfan1991
      @nightwishfan1991 Рік тому +10

      @@mitchellalexander9162 Donnie's glasses and Raph's durag were added in the 2014 movie and they refuse to go away.

    • @nightwishfan1991
      @nightwishfan1991 Рік тому +2

      @@Beavernator He sounds like a 10 year old.

    • @Beavernator
      @Beavernator Рік тому +4

      @@nightwishfan1991 He sounds like Darwin from Amazing World of Gumball, which is weird because the voice actor of Leo is the same as Gumball...

  • @GrodyMcG
    @GrodyMcG Рік тому +2

    Those kids at the end! I'm cracking up.

  • @jamesthrice2253
    @jamesthrice2253 Рік тому +23

    How, after Green Hornet, can anyone justify letting Seth Rogan touch any legacy IP is beyond me.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 Рік тому +4

      Ok tbh I liked the Green Hornet, it was stupid and annoying at times though

    • @kaisercreb
      @kaisercreb Рік тому +4

      he's a jew in hollywood that's why

  • @MrBubonicChronic
    @MrBubonicChronic Рік тому +4

    Seth's April has a gunt.

  • @kayokango
    @kayokango 6 місяців тому +2

    Gotta love how this April is supposed to be a teenager, yet she looks like she's in her 50's. Good Lord. Also, I'm sad to say that they're determined to make this subpar iteration have as big a presence in the franchise's history as possible. They're actually giving it a dedicated animated tv show. Of all the theatrically released TMNT movies there've been over the decades, they just had to give the spin off show to this one... If there ever is going to be a major return to form for the TMNT franchise, it seems it won't be happening anytime soon.

  • @notramesses4790
    @notramesses4790 Рік тому +8

    God, and I thought was velma was bad. Oh wait, it still is. Nevermind!

  • @GetBenched2010
    @GetBenched2010 Рік тому +14

    Rogan went from pothead bro to wine aunt in record time.

  • @davidcorrigan6578
    @davidcorrigan6578 Рік тому +4

    GLM: Ginger Life’s Matter

  • @Morec0
    @Morec0 Рік тому +8

    April got turned into February.

  • @richardsapingo1828
    @richardsapingo1828 Рік тому +11

    Thank you for bringing up "ApRiL wAs BlAcK iN thE ComIcs!" You explained it perfectly. Also why the fuck does Splinter have an AFRO?