Caveman one(Joey):Dude I found a new kind of food Caveman two(Jeff):What is it Joey:Milk from cows Jeff:What’s milk and how do you get it Joey:Milk Jeff:How do you get it Joey:You have to squeeze its nipples Jeff:...What were you doing with the cow... Joey:...
i already knew that fact from a youtuber called the film theorist, he made an entite video about this fack and predicted the 3rd movie being nemo's dad finding his new sexuality. i don't think this is gonna be the theme of a children movie, but the creator of nemo does pay a lot of attention to realistic biology...
Animals be like We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you Never, ever desert you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you No, I'm never gonna give you up No, I'm never gonna let you down No, I'll never run around and hurt you I'll never, ever desert you
As an Australian, I can say that they do not do that. They let them out of their pouch to lose weight. The babies run alongside their mother. The babies are still pretty fast. The males fight back
@@cloakey1036 Just because you didn't see it doesn't mean it's not true. Kangaroos do it as a last resort when they have no other choice or can see there's no other way of escaping.
I saw a hilarious viral video of turtles going at it on Ebaumsworld back in the day of old internet. Still remains one of the funniest internet videos I've ever seen.
I was at the Monterey Bay aquarium in summer of 2022. At the penguin exhibit they have a little glass dome to poke your head into the enclosure. When I looked at one particular penguin, it turned, crouched, and BOMBS AWAY!! I felt lucky to have that glass dome around my head.
Thank you BE AMAZED for your efforts by giving us cool content even on new years' moment. I'm spending my time watching UA-cam and as usual your entertaining video popped up✨
Idk why i laughed so much when the penguin pooped at the other penguin in 6:59 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 also 7:28 penguin on penguin poop crime PLS BRO STOP ILL DIE LAUGHING
Here's some other interesting bits: •Ferret mating also involves the male biting the female on the back of the neck and dragging her around to stimulate ovulation. •When elephants are in Musth(look it up)they will some times force themselves onto rhinos. • Sea otters will force themselves onto baby seals, and males will hold baby's hostage unless the mother gives him food. • 90% of giraffe "romance" is with another male to assert dominance. • Penguin mates who loose an egg will sometimes steal another pairs egg/chick, raise them for a few days, and then abandon them to die. • Orcas and dolphins are sadists who will torture other animals. • And back to penguins, they are also; Pedophiliac, Necrophiliac, "Sexual Assaulters" and in an experiment males were "put in the mood" by a severed female head on a rock. That's all I got for now, if you want more I recommend checking out "Casual Geographic/Hood Nature".
who else loves this guy's voice? its just so soothing...
Ya ai love this guy's voice
Yes
Yup
Ye
Yesse
Assassin bug: wears the corpses of its prey
Parrot fish: *Press Y to sneeze an invincibility bubble*
Parrot fish= When you accidentally pick an inferior Mario Kart character and get the busted player 2 controller 🤦🏻♀️😂
Cooldown:1 second left
Y were my invincibility bubble i pressed y 2 times
Penguin: press X to eject
Y
This guy: animals are weird
Also humans: casually drinking cow milk
@@KelYarbin the clothes you wear are made out of animals fun fact
@@rxl_rehalt9616 Yep but not all
@@KelYarbin lol
Caveman one(Joey):Dude I found a new kind of food
Caveman two(Jeff):What is it
Joey:Milk from cows
Jeff:What’s milk and how do you get it
Joey:Milk
Jeff:How do you get it
Joey:You have to squeeze its nipples
Jeff:...What were you doing with the cow...
Joey:...
joey:for......science?
Nobody:
Komodo Dragon: “You mean you won’t fertilize my eggs? Fine I’ll just do it myself, no biggie”
You joined ma club.👍🏼
😂😂😂😂😂
The only draw back to it is all the off spring come out as Male.
lol haha
Hahahah
Penguin: **poops on a penguin**
The penguin that was pooped on: BOI DO I LOOK LIKE A TOILET
Was searching for this one🤡🤣🤣💀
He did with all the shit on him already
Now that penguin is a little shit :D
Lmao
❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
I caught a horned lizard once. Never did squirt blood out of his eyes. He just let me hold him and pet between it's head. Puts them to sleep
CAMILION
Because he got Rickrolled
The only reason didn’t use self defense is because it may have believed you weren’t a threat
The Lizard did the SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES
@@theunknown5564 how could you insult him without actually insulting him
16:51 Ostriches dance to reassert dominance
The random dude break dance
The ostriches :.....
Lmao
6:56 feel bad for the bird that got pooped on
More like shit on
Yea
Non poisonous
Penguins are not a bird
Penguins are birds
4:09 so that explains why in shows and movies the mother spider unexpectedly dies after giving birth
Ummm
Yea i guess that is one way too look at it
Can u tell me what LMAO means
@@primeverdeen45 Laugh My Ass Of: lmao
11:25 This is why Nemo's father was looking for Nemo so desperately after losing wife and all his other children. Childhood ruined :(
Nature is a scary thing
Not for me💀💀💀
Thanks for the damn spoiler alert! Lol
Lookin for those cheeks
🤣🤪 ayoooo sus
So nemo's dad is now his mom?🙂
Shhhhhhhhh
Maybe
And it's hurting my brain
i already knew that fact from a youtuber called the film theorist, he made an entite video about this fack and predicted the 3rd movie being nemo's dad finding his new sexuality. i don't think this is gonna be the theme of a children movie, but the creator of nemo does pay a lot of attention to realistic biology...
Didn't the mom die in the movie?
No nemos dad is not hes wife
Sorry for ruining your childhood!
The way the turtle lifts his legs up had me over here geekin out lmfao 😂😂😂😂
Sameeee😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was smacking shell & all 🤣😭
Lol
Samèeeeee❤
LOL to
12:47 excuse me SCORPIONFLY???
Yes
The thing that looks like a stinger on its tail is actually genitalia.
i love how he cracks jokes while talking about facts unlike others! way to go!!!!!!
Me too
Me three
Me four
How did you get that emoji
🤫🤫🤫
Horned Lizard: AAAAAH!!! I’M BLEEDING FROM MY EYE SOCKETS!!!
*Predator freaks out in fear and runs away*
Animals be like
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
Never, ever desert you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
I'll never, ever desert you
Lol😂😂😂
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thanks for rick rolling me
Damn I got Rick Rolled
@bro?Both
I GOT RICK ROLLED
"We wanted to talk about animal sex and not get judged" - fixed your title for you
Love vid
@@jesperboye1301 up
Welcome to the come zone
@Jake thepro7890 Oh G*d no
@@shrek12680 why did u added a Asterisk between g and d
4:10 she sacrifices herself for the sake of her babies to have food this is a sign of true mother's luv (just sharing)
Also she ate the male after sex. Cool.
I agree
Kangaroo in real life while being chased by a predator
BETTER RUN BYE CHILD
kangaroos in cartoons
Fight me peasent
Mama said knock you out
It's because they had to put their boxing gloves away to take their baby outside
As an Australian, I can say that they do not do that. They let them out of their pouch to lose weight. The babies run alongside their mother.
The babies are still pretty fast.
The males fight back
Yep
@@cloakey1036 Just because you didn't see it doesn't mean it's not true. Kangaroos do it as a last resort when they have no other choice or can see there's no other way of escaping.
7:00 Looks like he's having a shitty day.
Dad joke lol
Bad joke
9:05 I burst out laughing, I don't know why.
Me to🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It sounded cute until I realized what they were doing
Cute!
Me too 😂😊😂😊😂
@@SENTRYENGAGE nah
6:02 Wow, I've never seen a fish doing that before. That's amazing. Thank you for the update, Be Amazed..!! :) I learn new things each day..!!
Fantastic approach!
By the way, I just love your voice and the way you make the sarcastic and/or funny jokes. Thanks!
11:30 Well I can’t think of Finding Nemo the same anymore 😂
The tortoise mating sounds are unwittingly hilarious.
"As long as everyone uses the correct pronoun" than a picture of Jordan Peterson pops up! Lol 😂😂😂
He's a great narrator AND he makes great puns
This was concise and funny without being drawn out or obnoxious. Thanks for the vid! 😊
“So what do you do for a living?”
“...study how penguins poop”
Lol right
So true
Me: looks at title
My: mind bye bye baby blue I wish you could the wicked truth
Glass Animals :D
Uhh you forgot the see
So in finding Nemo, his dad really wants him back home, so he can change his $3x, then have $3x with his son to repopulate their home.
Oh shhh
@@farcan9400 yes o shhh
Assassin bug : **exist**
Me : assassin creed : bug DLC
*I* *pray* *anyone* *that* *sees* *this* *is* *successful* *in* *life* 💰,.
just stop doing this, this wont get you anywhere
Happy new
ua-cam.com/video/rqu20yOyekA/v-deo.html
ok bot
@@Makslaskabata true
Shut up geek
At 14:20, I did not know they did that to their Joeys. Being from Australia. This surprised me to know that this wasn't in my head!
11:57 officially ruined Finding Nemo for me...
I saw a hilarious viral video of turtles going at it on Ebaumsworld back in the day of old internet. Still remains one of the funniest internet videos I've ever seen.
That is so amazing man 🙂
🙂🙂🙂
Male tortoise: 🥵🤤 Female tortoise:😐😑
Fr
luv how ur voice is so calm when this video very surprising lol♡ :)
I was at the Monterey Bay aquarium in summer of 2022. At the penguin exhibit they have a little glass dome to poke your head into the enclosure. When I looked at one particular penguin, it turned, crouched, and BOMBS AWAY!! I felt lucky to have that glass dome around my head.
6:58 awesome shoot
11:55 - Lobster King reference! you win!
17:58, Taking tge phrase "Drinking the tears of your enemies" to a whole new level.
The thumbnail got me flying out the window💀
For real his voice is really relaxing
"Fun Fact": You Can't Breathe while smiling. Joking,Just Wanted To Make You Smile:)))♥️♥️
Heh. Thanks, random person, you just added a smile to my day
Did you know you can’t breathe when you die
i cant smile, is this a probelm
Uh....
@@strongstom3198 yo what
11:28
Me: * Finding Nemo intensifies *
Your videos are great 👍😂
I am a fan of you BE AMAZED 🎉❤
Thank you BE AMAZED for your efforts by giving us cool content even on new years' moment. I'm spending my time watching UA-cam and as usual your entertaining video popped up✨
Male Hippo: flicks it's sh*t everywhere.
Every other mammal: *DISGUSTING*
Female Hippo: Mmmm... that's hot.
Motto Motto in a nutshell
*I LIKE EM BIG*
@@epiccreeper69 *I LIKE EM CHUNCK*
@@Im_Somnum I LIKE EM ROUND
@@antoniocosmo9005 BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Angler fish litterally fuse?
And I thought us HUMAN couples were clingy.
Cool Video bro
I have seen the penguin poop bom in Australia IMAX in the museum
Penguin pooping on other penguins?
Turtles moaning? Dead bodies?
This video escalated quickly
1:24 there is something weird ok.
.
That Damn D😅😅😂
Bruh
It’s like bruh *wen u pingas light*
Penguin lovers:OMG THEIR SO CUTE
Me:yea..whos ganna tell em
Not me
Not it
Me
@@KaBoBoHan your sacrifice wasnt not in vein
@@ramseyyt5799 what was gonna happen when I tell them?
Love this channel
Idk why i laughed so much when the penguin pooped at the other penguin in 6:59 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 also 7:28 penguin on penguin poop crime PLS BRO STOP ILL DIE LAUGHING
9:13 me and the boys after pulling an all-nighter
I SINCERELY LOVE YOUR PRESENTATIONS YOU'RE REALLY CREATIVE IN IT ,WAY IMPRESSIVE AM REALLY AMAZED.
Th ekangaroo in the thumbnail left faster than my dad grabbing milk
aww
It's the Deadbeat Dragon Baby Daddies for me!!! Lolol! 11:00
The person reading this comment: I wish you great success, love, health, and happiness! ❤️ 😘😜👍
Be amazed: exists
UA-cam: *I CAN MILK YOU*
"Than your dog eating its own poop"🤣🤣🤣 im dead
my god does that XD
6:58
How it feels to chew 5ive Gum.
(Alt Title:
How it felt when your ex "dumped" you.)
...
Your voice is very calming
i love your work 👍
When he talked about the komodo dragon he said female but the symbol was a male symbol and the other way around
Did he just confess his love of ostrich’s? 16:58
6:58 I can't stop laughing, take the like, just take it. god my sides hurt xD
In relation to that turtle fact, the noises were actually used as the sound the velociraptors made in Jurassic Park!
To y'all who didn't know this before; Hope you can still watch Jurassic park
Your voice is so soothing
Narrator: mentions Pingu
Me: *flashbacks*
14:04 thank me later
Thank you👍👍
Me: how do I pay taxes?
Schools:
The spider one tho WTF😭
Wtf was that they eat their own mom they make
lol 😝 is going to get back in tomorrow at work so we will be there soon 🔜 thank you 😊 you bunches
6:55 Man that Penguin is a sharpshooter
I would have to say that the octopus 🐙 mama gives the biggest sacrifice of all for her baby's.
10:33 that Komodo dragon looks traumatised
Day 5 of saying I love this guys voice
When you said the animal kingdom we are animals did you know that BE AMAZED
When that penguin shit in the other ones face I died 💀😂😂😂
Lmao I watched that part like six times laughing my ass off
Here's some other interesting bits:
•Ferret mating also involves the male biting the female on the back of the neck and dragging her around to stimulate ovulation.
•When elephants are in Musth(look it up)they will some times force themselves onto rhinos.
• Sea otters will force themselves onto baby seals, and males will hold baby's hostage unless the mother gives him food.
• 90% of giraffe "romance" is with another male to assert dominance.
• Penguin mates who loose an egg will sometimes steal another pairs egg/chick, raise them for a few days, and then abandon them to die.
• Orcas and dolphins are sadists who will torture other animals.
• And back to penguins, they are also; Pedophiliac, Necrophiliac, "Sexual Assaulters" and in an experiment males were "put in the mood" by a severed female head on a rock.
That's all I got for now, if you want more I recommend checking out "Casual Geographic/Hood Nature".
In the giraffe’s defense, I’m pretty sure that’s most mating XD
@@magnarcreed3801
Fair point.
Honestly the squeaking tortoise makes me smile^^
There is an ad for finding nemo Bellow the video for me, coincidence i think not!
Thumbnail: Yeet
Me: Yeet
05:04 anyone else think he is way too enthusiastic talking about this? Lol
My pickup line: hey girl are those hands real because I want to eat them.
0:48 Real life wolverine..
There’s a frog that is better wolverine because it’s its hand bones that break the skin
What about the actual animal the wolverine...?
@@loganjake8994 real life wolverines cant do the whole bone thing
10:41 this explains the south.
😂😂😂
9:12 that’s one thing tortoises have in common with humans 😭
This video just made me realize I’ve seen an assassin bugs on me and it scared me so I threw it probably died
the penguin poop shooting got me laughing lol
Ok be honest,who clicked the video because of the picture for it.😊😅😂
Who else loves this guys voice? It’s so smooth really be a rapper LOL
Wow those are amazing animals🥰🥰😍😍🤩
Lol them first Turtles took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂