@wertnik2761 The army was ready and did start an offensive, but the weak government which was politically troubled basically said "go back" and well, the rest is history.
@wertnik2761 And that's a lie. No one said they'd attack, Uk and France said they'd join the war, which they did. And with the corrupt leftist we had in power it was impossible for and army whose industry was mangled since 1936 and the Front Populaire, to hope pushing the Nazis. In 1938, Corap (an important yet unknown french general) said that it was impossible to match the armoured division of the Wehrmacht and yet stupid to declare war before 1942. Well, not like the nazis would have cared anyway. But if you elect socialist, you need to know your country will be weaker. That's the price for getting free pleasure paid by the state. Sad to see that Warsaw people and polish in general are now voting for leftists.
@@Furiousky The Army wasn't ready at all. They needed two-three weeks since the war declaration just for total mobilization, the majority of the division used civilian assets like trucks, horses and mules (and of course men !) a part from the fact that anybody with a brain knew that the French were on a defensive doctrine since the construction of the Maginot Line, a part from Belgium that was the battlefield they choose. So expecting an offensive after a few days it's total nonsense and just proof that some people still don't know what they are talking about even today. The Brits also gave a assurance but they only had the Royal Navy to help... wich it's not very useful to defend Warsaw...
I love these idiot HOI4 players who are like "historical accuracy France can't push!" Yet 5 seconds later India is invading Japan and Italy owns the Suez.
Hoi4 players are by far one of the most crybaby communities they, cant just take the L and shut up, they need to invent 100000 reasons to justify their loss 🙄
Its usually in the ruleset because otherwise the rest of the lobby doesnt have a game. Imagine sitting there for 1-2h building up only to suddenly see germany capped to france. Not like there is much of a game anyway if germany is that weak, but atleast you will see some action.
Germany was coocked from the start but I have not expected him to fold like THIS xdd The man couldn't even accept that he was outplayed, outsmarted and outscaled...
2 million is a large amount, sure, but it is not that hard to get as any major if you are doing a roach build, and even as some minors it isn't too hard.
Considering that Australia had over 600k men under arms for about a year in WW2 when they had a total population of 6.5 million, I think it's not unreasonable that most nations can field 2 million. Historically, France easily had enough manpower to do so. They had millions of reservists and a standing army of nearly a million before the war started. If Germany was this incompetent, the war would have gone exactly like this in real life. Dankus simply skill issued them.
I used to play mp early in hoi4 like 2017. If you lose spain, u have no spain. If you lose to france, you lose. None of this debuff, but we keep playing bs. Games gone soft
It's okay watching you bully noobs, but you really should stick to throwing punches with your own weight class. Nice France build, now do it against someone who knows how to play lol Not hating, just stating it's not fun watching a champion take on recruits. You just win without even trying
You are pro in microing but tbh... What were german tanks? Your divs are 44 piercing and 39 hard attack. How could you even manage to stop his tanks, they must be trash as hell. I have played many games france - german and even if you have 15 divs like that, they cant stop 3-4 proper tanks divs. He must be using hc 1 or something like that
"I joined a HOI4 Noob game" video is 11 mins long, I already know what happened 💀
Bro destroyed the lobby
He graped them
And the war starts when there is 3 mins of the video left
"Secretly Joined"
Joined with the Dankus account
His face when he realized it was very funny
What poles expected when french said they will attack
I mean... They were presenting it to us pretty much exactly that way so...
Yea we were expecting them to keep their word.
@wertnik2761 Russia Empire Got Kill Because Of Serbia
I Am Sure The French Republic Has Learned A Lesson
@wertnik2761 The army was ready and did start an offensive, but the weak government which was politically troubled basically said "go back" and well, the rest is history.
@wertnik2761 And that's a lie. No one said they'd attack, Uk and France said they'd join the war, which they did.
And with the corrupt leftist we had in power it was impossible for and army whose industry was mangled since 1936 and the Front Populaire, to hope pushing the Nazis. In 1938, Corap (an important yet unknown french general) said that it was impossible to match the armoured division of the Wehrmacht and yet stupid to declare war before 1942.
Well, not like the nazis would have cared anyway. But if you elect socialist, you need to know your country will be weaker. That's the price for getting free pleasure paid by the state. Sad to see that Warsaw people and polish in general are now voting for leftists.
@@Furiousky The Army wasn't ready at all. They needed two-three weeks since the war declaration just for total mobilization, the majority of the division used civilian assets like trucks, horses and mules (and of course men !) a part from the fact that anybody with a brain knew that the French were on a defensive doctrine since the construction of the Maginot Line, a part from Belgium that was the battlefield they choose. So expecting an offensive after a few days it's total nonsense and just proof that some people still don't know what they are talking about even today. The Brits also gave a assurance but they only had the Royal Navy to help... wich it's not very useful to defend Warsaw...
Funny Germany...
>didn't watch your division count
>no air
>no bunkers
'France isn't supposed to push theyre so op'
As the Italy player for this game can confirm that Germany was braindead
@@Geography1590 didnt even look like bro had many tanks 💀
I love these idiot HOI4 players who are like "historical accuracy France can't push!" Yet 5 seconds later India is invading Japan and Italy owns the Suez.
Yeah its just a skill issue
Hoi4 players are by far one of the most crybaby communities they, cant just take the L and shut up, they need to invent 100000 reasons to justify their loss 🙄
Its usually in the ruleset because otherwise the rest of the lobby doesnt have a game. Imagine sitting there for 1-2h building up only to suddenly see germany capped to france. Not like there is much of a game anyway if germany is that weak, but atleast you will see some action.
@@cc0767 If Germany is so bad it gets roll by 39 France, the game is over anyways.
@@cc0767 skill issue tbh from germany but i get your point
Where is Tankus, at this point he is becoming Orgwallkus.
character development?
Reject mechanization, embrace trenches
Dankus "guerilla warfare" Memecus
@@kingking-ci1gf gorilla*
More like bayonekus
As South Africa in this game, I was kinda sus on why france had a profile pic of tommykay but I just went with it and laughed when germany fell.
Germany was coocked from the start but I have not expected him to fold like THIS xdd
The man couldn't even accept that he was outplayed, outsmarted and outscaled...
Not a single "touche" in this video. So good not to hear it
Wdym bruh I want my touches back please touche me dankus
Dankus blink twice if they are holding you hostage! This is not normal
Touche goes hard. Hateraid within this commenter's bloodstream.
@akanabahi touch me dankus pls
These videos are just like boxing with children: incredibly hilarious and can be fun if done sometimes, become boring when happens too often
i love boxing with children!!
well it hasn't gotten boring yet
wait until the kids gangin up the boxer in sudden death match
09:24 that sigma smile bro
bro put 1-2 div per tile and coping about france pushing lmao
Bro was playing germany how I play germany (incorrectly)
German : " As France you not support like ... Push " 😂😂😂
No one except russia can have 2 mio men in the field.
Dankus: Hold my beer.
No seriously, there are quite a few nations that can do so. xD
2 million is a large amount, sure, but it is not that hard to get as any major if you are doing a roach build, and even as some minors it isn't too hard.
Dankus: Touche
Considering that Australia had over 600k men under arms for about a year in WW2 when they had a total population of 6.5 million, I think it's not unreasonable that most nations can field 2 million.
Historically, France easily had enough manpower to do so. They had millions of reservists and a standing army of nearly a million before the war started. If Germany was this incompetent, the war would have gone exactly like this in real life. Dankus simply skill issued them.
0:05 ... wait ... so you mean you wont just mass produce one thing and leech onto your allies for the others???
They said my France was weak, then I actually held my promise to defend Poland
"You have to pull out eventually!" lol
Yo mama told me that
"No mercy"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING YOUR ASS IN COMMENT SECTIONS 😭😭🙏
Oman, if anyone had told France they were allowed to push in 1939 the war could haven been endet so much faster!
They'd have taken the Ruhr while the Wehrmacht was in Poland
When is a girl secretely joining your room
never
Couldn't imagine having my entire brand being having to disguise yourself so that you can sweating against less experienced players
I found the German player
@@GooxGoox but you get how it must feel for people who just want a normal game and then a sweat comes and farms you for content, right?
I used to play mp early in hoi4 like 2017. If you lose spain, u have no spain. If you lose to france, you lose. None of this debuff, but we keep playing bs. Games gone soft
Sorry bro, but uh, there's like 10 other players who invested their time
If France was actually competent:
I am a noob and all time I play france its to easy, people don't know how to beat a france who wants to hold Europe
Lore accurate French army
Game is super weird sometimess. Having a heavy tank with a Heavy MG would effectively be useless lmfao
It is used to convert to a tank with hc2
Dankus alone says "anyhow" more often than the rest of the world
"France isnt supposed to push" literal cope cause he did a bad build xd
That's what we wanna watch, it wast pure fun
Skibidi San Ma should be added into base game
Germany was MEGA salt. Esports.
4:47 perfect timing 😂😂
Skibidi gooning
Please make more of these, this shit is great
Every time dankus "joins a noob game" its never a noob game
Never mind, I guess this Germany is genuinely just ass. Rip Game
This orgwall strat is so frickin boring, where's the old good times dankus tank strat :(
Orgwall is the current meta. In mp games.
Unfortunately the hoi4 devs don't care and aren't nerfing it, it's been like this for more than a year
@@emiliantataru2952 give it time for the competitive mods to get back up to speed, hope black ice becomes popular again.
@@cobbleturd6978 black ice is nice
@@TheZakanater I love black ice, playing it atm with friends.
Great vid dawg keep it up
You could've picked the Popular front to get about 15-20 factories but you got the national bloc instead😭
You get concentraded 3 and tools 3 a year earlier, this leads to more ic being produced
@@hyxness9422 but i would think the factories would be more useful then the research and as the P.Front you don't worry about communism.
@HifipoTheGreat communism is not a problem for france, you can even skip the ban communism focus.
@@hyxness9422 but then there would be a civil war and you would lose generals and it would be very tedious
@HifipoTheGreat I have never gotten a civil war after not banning communism
Dankus out here looking like a goose
I love these undercover games
Dankus try not to sealclub challenge IMPOSSIBLE
I swear i feel like i seen this exact video before, i think im going insane
Do one as anarchist Spain.
Dude You Are A Sigma Got Me Xd
I love these live streams Dankus.
crazy, great video :D
Dankussss Give us a Soviet mp Build for 1.15 please, Barb is hard in this new version
9:23 bro did the roblox rizz face
Another dankus stomp
Looking forward to the vainilla soviet guide
How does he have 72/72 generals ? Is he using a garrison order somehow, but then how are those soldiers automaticaly reloating around the front?
why does Dankus go mass mob? it seems like a pretty rough doctrine at least from what i've seen.
I AM SCARED TO PLAY HOI4 MP NOW
Me tooo bro😭
Which keyboard switch is he using?
I have to know how Dankus does these area defense frontlines with planning bonuses🙏
Add field marshal frontline, move the divisions to the front, add area defense to country you can't access, profit
Why they don't continue the game, like allied vs comintern, early cold war era type of game?
Danki
Does it cound as bulling?
you look like the mirror from shrek
More noob bullying 🥵
Kopium Germany
okay nice video
Bro can you give me your spotify harstyle playlist pls :)
@@nunopereira6714 its a playlist here on youtube if u go to my playlists, they both have hardstyle
@@DankusMemecus Thx bro
mod name?
Bog's mod, I guess because of the event sound effects(more specifically when a guy is telling a man named milk I am gonna grape you)
It's okay watching you bully noobs, but you really should stick to throwing punches with your own weight class. Nice France build, now do it against someone who knows how to play lol
Not hating, just stating it's not fun watching a champion take on recruits. You just win without even trying
Thats why its called "Joining a noob's server" its supposed to go this way
@Yamato4002That is quite literally what he criticised.
Merci
...skibidi san ma
send help
skibidi sigma pomny jamba
Orkus
Nice to see Dankus finally getting some consecutive wins.
what was the cope from germany ? no nation can have 2m men in the field ?? no debuffs ??
dank memes
"I threw it back for the Republic at 3AM"
Now do video where you pus as Poland
Why does Dankus enjoy bullying people so much?
You are pro in microing but tbh... What were german tanks? Your divs are 44 piercing and 39 hard attack. How could you even manage to stop his tanks, they must be trash as hell. I have played many games france - german and even if you have 15 divs like that, they cant stop 3-4 proper tanks divs. He must be using hc 1 or something like that
Pls join my hoi4 match secretly ofc
Sweaty Meta Play
Communism works (ingame)
OMG that was great! xD hahaha
this pubstomping just feels like bullying, not really interesting
why are you joining noob games are you a noob wtf dankus
how can i be good at the game i have 1k hours
Bro what is this chinese music sound?
Like yeha even I can win a cage fight against wheel chair dudes in MMA, Dankus get your shit together.
Hello
Dankus fallen so hard hes more washed than Tommy. Bring the og days of Hoi back
Oman
Fun content but kinda fucked for the players. Botched the whole game as if in your game france got 300x buff. U wouldnt like it lol
Bro keeps playing with noobs because he is a noob
Hello comments
2 minutes 148 views bro is falling off
🤖 ass comment
Play ffu
Bro playing against ai
Nvm this guy is worst than hoi4 ai lol
:D
really? are we this washed up that we are seal clubbing now? jesus you have fallen off
Hello