I Secretly Joined a HOI4 Noob Game as France

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  • @Naan805
    @Naan805 18 днів тому +1536

    "I joined a HOI4 Noob game" video is 11 mins long, I already know what happened 💀

    • @PUMAVJTF_27
      @PUMAVJTF_27 18 днів тому +41

      Bro destroyed the lobby

    • @beknur2027
      @beknur2027 18 днів тому +15

      He graped them

    • @TokPkjNa
      @TokPkjNa 17 днів тому +4

      And the war starts when there is 3 mins of the video left

  • @a_person_of_all_time
    @a_person_of_all_time 18 днів тому +1286

    "Secretly Joined"
    Joined with the Dankus account

  • @rkeykey
    @rkeykey 18 днів тому +980

    What poles expected when french said they will attack

    • @wertnik2761
      @wertnik2761 17 днів тому +36

      I mean... They were presenting it to us pretty much exactly that way so...
      Yea we were expecting them to keep their word.

    • @Alfonse-dm6ht
      @Alfonse-dm6ht 17 днів тому +2

      ​@wertnik2761 Russia Empire Got Kill Because Of Serbia
      I Am Sure The French Republic Has Learned A Lesson

    • @Furiousky
      @Furiousky 16 днів тому +20

      @wertnik2761 The army was ready and did start an offensive, but the weak government which was politically troubled basically said "go back" and well, the rest is history.

    • @damienb2074
      @damienb2074 16 днів тому

      @wertnik2761 And that's a lie. No one said they'd attack, Uk and France said they'd join the war, which they did.
      And with the corrupt leftist we had in power it was impossible for and army whose industry was mangled since 1936 and the Front Populaire, to hope pushing the Nazis. In 1938, Corap (an important yet unknown french general) said that it was impossible to match the armoured division of the Wehrmacht and yet stupid to declare war before 1942.
      Well, not like the nazis would have cared anyway. But if you elect socialist, you need to know your country will be weaker. That's the price for getting free pleasure paid by the state. Sad to see that Warsaw people and polish in general are now voting for leftists.

    • @Balrog2005
      @Balrog2005 12 днів тому +3

      @@Furiousky The Army wasn't ready at all. They needed two-three weeks since the war declaration just for total mobilization, the majority of the division used civilian assets like trucks, horses and mules (and of course men !) a part from the fact that anybody with a brain knew that the French were on a defensive doctrine since the construction of the Maginot Line, a part from Belgium that was the battlefield they choose. So expecting an offensive after a few days it's total nonsense and just proof that some people still don't know what they are talking about even today. The Brits also gave a assurance but they only had the Royal Navy to help... wich it's not very useful to defend Warsaw...

  • @janys6502
    @janys6502 18 днів тому +446

    Funny Germany...
    >didn't watch your division count
    >no air
    >no bunkers
    'France isn't supposed to push theyre so op'

    • @Geography1590
      @Geography1590 18 днів тому +82

      As the Italy player for this game can confirm that Germany was braindead

    • @rhyssaunders1706
      @rhyssaunders1706 17 днів тому +4

      @@Geography1590 didnt even look like bro had many tanks 💀

  • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
    @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo 18 днів тому +902

    I love these idiot HOI4 players who are like "historical accuracy France can't push!" Yet 5 seconds later India is invading Japan and Italy owns the Suez.

    • @FinnIstGut
      @FinnIstGut 18 днів тому +83

      Yeah its just a skill issue

    • @gaspy2458
      @gaspy2458 18 днів тому +81

      Hoi4 players are by far one of the most crybaby communities they, cant just take the L and shut up, they need to invent 100000 reasons to justify their loss 🙄

    • @cc0767
      @cc0767 18 днів тому +24

      Its usually in the ruleset because otherwise the rest of the lobby doesnt have a game. Imagine sitting there for 1-2h building up only to suddenly see germany capped to france. Not like there is much of a game anyway if germany is that weak, but atleast you will see some action.

    • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
      @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo 18 днів тому +48

      @@cc0767 If Germany is so bad it gets roll by 39 France, the game is over anyways.

    • @gaspy2458
      @gaspy2458 18 днів тому +6

      @@cc0767 skill issue tbh from germany but i get your point

  • @gimesibalazs2249
    @gimesibalazs2249 18 днів тому +531

    Where is Tankus, at this point he is becoming Orgwallkus.

    • @porosya9801
      @porosya9801 18 днів тому +38

      character development?

    • @rkeykey
      @rkeykey 18 днів тому +72

      Reject mechanization, embrace trenches

    • @kingking-ci1gf
      @kingking-ci1gf 18 днів тому +18

      Dankus "guerilla warfare" Memecus

    • @AndreGamerSpecial
      @AndreGamerSpecial 18 днів тому

      @@kingking-ci1gf gorilla*

    • @-Credfield-
      @-Credfield- 16 днів тому

      More like bayonekus

  • @kingstratagist
    @kingstratagist 17 днів тому +115

    As South Africa in this game, I was kinda sus on why france had a profile pic of tommykay but I just went with it and laughed when germany fell.

    • @vojtechpeterka1929
      @vojtechpeterka1929 15 днів тому +9

      Germany was coocked from the start but I have not expected him to fold like THIS xdd
      The man couldn't even accept that he was outplayed, outsmarted and outscaled...

  • @helu2275
    @helu2275 18 днів тому +285

    Not a single "touche" in this video. So good not to hear it

    • @akanabahi
      @akanabahi 18 днів тому +28

      Wdym bruh I want my touches back please touche me dankus

    • @rewriting-history
      @rewriting-history 18 днів тому +5

      Dankus blink twice if they are holding you hostage! This is not normal

    • @KevetteofArethria
      @KevetteofArethria 16 днів тому

      Touche goes hard. Hateraid within this commenter's bloodstream.

    • @ConquestadorExplore
      @ConquestadorExplore 12 днів тому

      ​@akanabahi touch me dankus pls

  • @TheKatons
    @TheKatons 18 днів тому +227

    These videos are just like boxing with children: incredibly hilarious and can be fun if done sometimes, become boring when happens too often

    • @TheDefaultName
      @TheDefaultName 18 днів тому +27

      i love boxing with children!!

    • @komar7022
      @komar7022 18 днів тому +12

      well it hasn't gotten boring yet

    • @HonHadi-rt2hh
      @HonHadi-rt2hh 17 днів тому

      wait until the kids gangin up the boxer in sudden death match

  • @henriquewagner2863
    @henriquewagner2863 18 днів тому +63

    09:24 that sigma smile bro

  • @MoonIronTR
    @MoonIronTR 18 днів тому +97

    bro put 1-2 div per tile and coping about france pushing lmao

    • @sirfrancis8732
      @sirfrancis8732 8 днів тому

      Bro was playing germany how I play germany (incorrectly)

  • @armmetv5773
    @armmetv5773 18 днів тому +37

    German : " As France you not support like ... Push " 😂😂😂

  • @C17H23NO2
    @C17H23NO2 18 днів тому +158

    No one except russia can have 2 mio men in the field.
    Dankus: Hold my beer.
    No seriously, there are quite a few nations that can do so. xD

    • @panpsalt6757
      @panpsalt6757 18 днів тому +14

      2 million is a large amount, sure, but it is not that hard to get as any major if you are doing a roach build, and even as some minors it isn't too hard.

    • @IMSimplySuperior
      @IMSimplySuperior 17 днів тому

      Dankus: Touche

    • @JK-qi7pp
      @JK-qi7pp 12 днів тому +6

      Considering that Australia had over 600k men under arms for about a year in WW2 when they had a total population of 6.5 million, I think it's not unreasonable that most nations can field 2 million.
      Historically, France easily had enough manpower to do so. They had millions of reservists and a standing army of nearly a million before the war started. If Germany was this incompetent, the war would have gone exactly like this in real life. Dankus simply skill issued them.

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 18 днів тому +84

    0:05 ... wait ... so you mean you wont just mass produce one thing and leech onto your allies for the others???

  • @maxthetube8466
    @maxthetube8466 17 днів тому +20

    They said my France was weak, then I actually held my promise to defend Poland

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 18 днів тому +25

    "You have to pull out eventually!" lol

  • @endzor
    @endzor 18 днів тому +46

    "No mercy"

    • @riptidezim6151
      @riptidezim6151 17 днів тому

      WHY DO I KEEP FINDING YOUR ASS IN COMMENT SECTIONS 😭😭🙏

  • @knarfzor
    @knarfzor 17 днів тому +11

    Oman, if anyone had told France they were allowed to push in 1939 the war could haven been endet so much faster!

    • @jclimacus081
      @jclimacus081 11 днів тому

      They'd have taken the Ruhr while the Wehrmacht was in Poland

  • @mattiri9540
    @mattiri9540 18 днів тому +84

    When is a girl secretely joining your room

  • @liamandrew2481
    @liamandrew2481 17 днів тому +13

    Couldn't imagine having my entire brand being having to disguise yourself so that you can sweating against less experienced players

    • @GooxGoox
      @GooxGoox 16 днів тому +5

      I found the German player

    • @liamandrew2481
      @liamandrew2481 16 днів тому +5

      @@GooxGoox but you get how it must feel for people who just want a normal game and then a sweat comes and farms you for content, right?

  • @s1dwyz732
    @s1dwyz732 17 днів тому +13

    I used to play mp early in hoi4 like 2017. If you lose spain, u have no spain. If you lose to france, you lose. None of this debuff, but we keep playing bs. Games gone soft

    • @mattgolka6266
      @mattgolka6266 4 дні тому

      Sorry bro, but uh, there's like 10 other players who invested their time

  • @What_The_Duck-sx6sq
    @What_The_Duck-sx6sq 18 днів тому +14

    If France was actually competent:

  • @amhumanperson3592
    @amhumanperson3592 12 днів тому +4

    I am a noob and all time I play france its to easy, people don't know how to beat a france who wants to hold Europe

  • @joshuapage853
    @joshuapage853 17 днів тому +8

    Lore accurate French army

  • @MrBlipman
    @MrBlipman 18 днів тому +8

    Game is super weird sometimess. Having a heavy tank with a Heavy MG would effectively be useless lmfao

    • @hyxness9422
      @hyxness9422 17 днів тому +2

      It is used to convert to a tank with hc2

  • @ChadTanker
    @ChadTanker 16 днів тому +3

    Dankus alone says "anyhow" more often than the rest of the world

  • @franiyl4956
    @franiyl4956 17 днів тому +7

    "France isnt supposed to push" literal cope cause he did a bad build xd

  • @hurll4152
    @hurll4152 18 днів тому +4

    That's what we wanna watch, it wast pure fun

  • @Denmamrmk
    @Denmamrmk 18 днів тому +6

    Skibidi San Ma should be added into base game

  • @MrBlipman
    @MrBlipman 17 днів тому +4

    Germany was MEGA salt. Esports.

  • @playergasman37
    @playergasman37 16 днів тому +1

    4:47 perfect timing 😂😂

  • @tapeesa2866
    @tapeesa2866 18 днів тому +30

    Skibidi gooning

  • @bruhtime0800
    @bruhtime0800 18 днів тому +3

    Please make more of these, this shit is great

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 14 днів тому +1

    Every time dankus "joins a noob game" its never a noob game

    • @saulgallagher5668
      @saulgallagher5668 14 днів тому

      Never mind, I guess this Germany is genuinely just ass. Rip Game

  • @constantin1447
    @constantin1447 18 днів тому +46

    This orgwall strat is so frickin boring, where's the old good times dankus tank strat :(

    • @lordpfeiffer8490
      @lordpfeiffer8490 18 днів тому +21

      Orgwall is the current meta. In mp games.

    • @emiliantataru2952
      @emiliantataru2952 18 днів тому +7

      Unfortunately the hoi4 devs don't care and aren't nerfing it, it's been like this for more than a year

    • @cobbleturd6978
      @cobbleturd6978 18 днів тому +3

      @@emiliantataru2952 give it time for the competitive mods to get back up to speed, hope black ice becomes popular again.

    • @TheZakanater
      @TheZakanater 18 днів тому

      @@cobbleturd6978 black ice is nice

    • @cobbleturd6978
      @cobbleturd6978 17 днів тому

      @@TheZakanater I love black ice, playing it atm with friends.

  • @MuhhamedAhmen
    @MuhhamedAhmen 16 днів тому

    Great vid dawg keep it up

  • @HifipoTheGreat
    @HifipoTheGreat 17 днів тому +4

    You could've picked the Popular front to get about 15-20 factories but you got the national bloc instead😭

    • @hyxness9422
      @hyxness9422 17 днів тому

      You get concentraded 3 and tools 3 a year earlier, this leads to more ic being produced

    • @HifipoTheGreat
      @HifipoTheGreat 17 днів тому

      @@hyxness9422 but i would think the factories would be more useful then the research and as the P.Front you don't worry about communism.

    • @hyxness9422
      @hyxness9422 17 днів тому +1

      @HifipoTheGreat communism is not a problem for france, you can even skip the ban communism focus.

    • @HifipoTheGreat
      @HifipoTheGreat 17 днів тому

      @@hyxness9422 but then there would be a civil war and you would lose generals and it would be very tedious

    • @hyxness9422
      @hyxness9422 17 днів тому +2

      @HifipoTheGreat I have never gotten a civil war after not banning communism

  • @Bobthesemple
    @Bobthesemple 17 днів тому

    Dankus out here looking like a goose

  • @Multichar
    @Multichar 17 днів тому

    I love these undercover games

  • @jakubbraun1041
    @jakubbraun1041 17 днів тому +1

    Dankus try not to sealclub challenge IMPOSSIBLE

  • @MurphyMuffin-nx2ut
    @MurphyMuffin-nx2ut 17 днів тому

    I swear i feel like i seen this exact video before, i think im going insane

  • @TheLostArchangel666
    @TheLostArchangel666 14 днів тому +1

    Do one as anarchist Spain.

  • @denizmert7658
    @denizmert7658 18 днів тому +3

    Dude You Are A Sigma Got Me Xd

  • @spacekicker4
    @spacekicker4 18 днів тому

    I love these live streams Dankus.

  • @huandeag2676
    @huandeag2676 18 днів тому

    crazy, great video :D

  • @hassanmohammadian7583
    @hassanmohammadian7583 18 днів тому +2

    Dankussss Give us a Soviet mp Build for 1.15 please, Barb is hard in this new version

  • @dubdood
    @dubdood 14 днів тому

    9:23 bro did the roblox rizz face

  • @scarf0775
    @scarf0775 16 днів тому

    Another dankus stomp

  • @UCKszbcV
    @UCKszbcV 18 днів тому

    Looking forward to the vainilla soviet guide

  • @finicuro2744
    @finicuro2744 10 днів тому

    How does he have 72/72 generals ? Is he using a garrison order somehow, but then how are those soldiers automaticaly reloating around the front?

  • @bigbean2587
    @bigbean2587 4 дні тому

    why does Dankus go mass mob? it seems like a pretty rough doctrine at least from what i've seen.

  • @rn_guy2867
    @rn_guy2867 18 днів тому +1

    I AM SCARED TO PLAY HOI4 MP NOW

  • @B-T-xu8fh
    @B-T-xu8fh 17 днів тому +1

    Which keyboard switch is he using?

  • @Speeral.gamedev
    @Speeral.gamedev 17 днів тому

    I have to know how Dankus does these area defense frontlines with planning bonuses🙏

    • @ghost.8836
      @ghost.8836 17 днів тому

      Add field marshal frontline, move the divisions to the front, add area defense to country you can't access, profit

  • @morganrenders3139
    @morganrenders3139 12 днів тому

    Why they don't continue the game, like allied vs comintern, early cold war era type of game?

  • @Erik_Arnqvist
    @Erik_Arnqvist 17 днів тому +1

    Danki

  • @Kubaxwot
    @Kubaxwot 17 днів тому

    Does it cound as bulling?

  • @dan4271
    @dan4271 4 дні тому

    you look like the mirror from shrek

  • @RikusentaiOfficial
    @RikusentaiOfficial 18 днів тому

    More noob bullying 🥵

  • @theotocard1166
    @theotocard1166 17 днів тому

    Kopium Germany

  • @mohamadalakhras9750
    @mohamadalakhras9750 18 днів тому

    okay nice video

  • @nunopereira6714
    @nunopereira6714 16 днів тому +1

    Bro can you give me your spotify harstyle playlist pls :)

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  16 днів тому +1

      @@nunopereira6714 its a playlist here on youtube if u go to my playlists, they both have hardstyle

    • @nunopereira6714
      @nunopereira6714 13 днів тому +1

      @@DankusMemecus Thx bro

  • @Lucas-px6hz
    @Lucas-px6hz 17 днів тому +1

    mod name?

    • @hyxness9422
      @hyxness9422 17 днів тому

      Bog's mod, I guess because of the event sound effects(more specifically when a guy is telling a man named milk I am gonna grape you)

  • @misterb2667
    @misterb2667 18 днів тому +3

    It's okay watching you bully noobs, but you really should stick to throwing punches with your own weight class. Nice France build, now do it against someone who knows how to play lol
    Not hating, just stating it's not fun watching a champion take on recruits. You just win without even trying

    • @Yamato4002
      @Yamato4002 17 днів тому +2

      Thats why its called "Joining a noob's server" its supposed to go this way

    • @ikat_tracer
      @ikat_tracer 11 днів тому +2

      ​@Yamato4002That is quite literally what he criticised.

  • @jeanleduy9923
    @jeanleduy9923 11 днів тому

    Merci

  • @sacrebleu-1940
    @sacrebleu-1940 18 днів тому +10

    ...skibidi san ma
    send help

  • @harald6452
    @harald6452 18 днів тому

    Orkus

  • @spitezor
    @spitezor 18 днів тому

    Nice to see Dankus finally getting some consecutive wins.

  • @henrywill5347
    @henrywill5347 18 днів тому

    what was the cope from germany ? no nation can have 2m men in the field ?? no debuffs ??

  • @debeste7401
    @debeste7401 18 днів тому

    dank memes

  • @FreemenOfAmerica
    @FreemenOfAmerica 16 днів тому

    "I threw it back for the Republic at 3AM"

  • @MsciwojzPolska
    @MsciwojzPolska 15 днів тому

    Now do video where you pus as Poland

  • @oxamide999
    @oxamide999 18 днів тому

    Why does Dankus enjoy bullying people so much?

  • @jakubtomczyk1439
    @jakubtomczyk1439 10 днів тому

    You are pro in microing but tbh... What were german tanks? Your divs are 44 piercing and 39 hard attack. How could you even manage to stop his tanks, they must be trash as hell. I have played many games france - german and even if you have 15 divs like that, they cant stop 3-4 proper tanks divs. He must be using hc 1 or something like that

  • @eltigre-r5n
    @eltigre-r5n 16 днів тому

    Pls join my hoi4 match secretly ofc

  • @michaeltuthill9276
    @michaeltuthill9276 5 днів тому

    Sweaty Meta Play

  • @Meinkapf
    @Meinkapf 18 днів тому +1

    Communism works (ingame)

  • @streifffaro6227
    @streifffaro6227 18 днів тому

    OMG that was great! xD hahaha

  • @florian8356
    @florian8356 15 днів тому

    this pubstomping just feels like bullying, not really interesting

  • @megabotvideos
    @megabotvideos 18 днів тому

    why are you joining noob games are you a noob wtf dankus

  • @marioe4
    @marioe4 10 днів тому

    how can i be good at the game i have 1k hours

  • @marceldavis5600
    @marceldavis5600 18 днів тому

    Bro what is this chinese music sound?

  • @Giordino1991
    @Giordino1991 17 днів тому

    Like yeha even I can win a cage fight against wheel chair dudes in MMA, Dankus get your shit together.

  • @ZakariaLarson
    @ZakariaLarson 18 днів тому

    Hello

  • @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz
    @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz 18 днів тому

    Dankus fallen so hard hes more washed than Tommy. Bring the og days of Hoi back

  • @timgillgren2042
    @timgillgren2042 18 днів тому +1

    Oman

  • @hanzethetickler1137
    @hanzethetickler1137 8 днів тому

    Fun content but kinda fucked for the players. Botched the whole game as if in your game france got 300x buff. U wouldnt like it lol

  • @agentofchaos3015
    @agentofchaos3015 18 днів тому

    Bro keeps playing with noobs because he is a noob

  • @vg88888
    @vg88888 18 днів тому

    Hello comments

  • @endrenagy843
    @endrenagy843 18 днів тому +2

    2 minutes 148 views bro is falling off

  • @Gameplayergod
    @Gameplayergod 18 днів тому

    Play ffu

  • @MassiveChoad-vr5gy
    @MassiveChoad-vr5gy 17 днів тому

    Bro playing against ai
    Nvm this guy is worst than hoi4 ai lol

  • @okok-k3ke
    @okok-k3ke 16 днів тому

    :D

  • @article1372
    @article1372 18 днів тому +2

    really? are we this washed up that we are seal clubbing now? jesus you have fallen off

  • @Leatly
    @Leatly 17 днів тому

    Hello