White People Make Better Thanksgiving Turkeys | Black Blasphemy | Ep 39 | All Def

[@bryans1883]

"All turkey is white people turkey until Thanksgiving" Ron with the facts under pressure. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LearningToLove..]

😭😂
I had to think about it like “🤔” lol

[@royalbanner4019]

Flu game tight🤣

[@sinceimwavey]

He ain't lying though . Lol

[@Nola95049]

Hahahahahahaha

[@grizzthegreen4500]

Big facts! ✊🏾

[@RKfMaster]

Ron is so effortlessly hilarious bro. Every video he's on he kills it

[@37theEnigma]

Always!

[@datguybrandon9683]

Fucking hilarious.

[@Wizznilliam]

Right. And he really ain't lying about that white people turkey 😂

[@Kay_La_Soul]

Him and Brent Taylor always are just naturally funny to me.

[@sonaliperera]

Agree!!

[@kingonakhi1734]

If Ron is in it, it’ll be funny… simple

[@x_VineM_x]

💯

[@ericwilliams1023]

Facts!

[@MrBmick79]

Ron is brilliant.

[@spotisindabldg5563]

Yeen lie

[@AllDayFinesse]

KevOnStage’s love for pumpkin pie lives INFAMOUSLY amongst the black community 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ImSwiftLy]

Man Ron talking about spatchcocking got me crying lmao that turkey rant could be a whole episode by itself

[@grizzthegreen4500]

Lol so true 😂🙏🏾

[@shape_shifta]

Said it before I'll say it again. We need a Ron's rants show. He be funny af and passionate at the same time

[@grizzthegreen4500]

Like how Bernie did on the Bernie mac show America

[@cycyj847]

He ain't even on here and they STILL found a way to remember Cleo saying that about Mac n cheese 🤣😂😂🤣

[@deuce-oneunltd5530]

**Khleo

[@Mills87495]

That shit was number 1 blasphemous.

[@88rkinlaw]

Because it was the ultimate sin.

[@preciousbrown7962]

Ron is hilarious 🤣 I’m in pain laughing at him and Richie’s organic comedic teamwork.

[@_goblin.__]

Bro let's get Ron in a versus episode 🙏 this man is too funny

[@user-km6og6oe1u]

Ron is hilarious

[@TheKittyGalore]

I was missing this show! "Leave the white meat to the white meat" 😂😂😂

[@justintate2011]

I knew Kev was going to catch a stray when pumpkin pie came up lol

[@LaysiaPrincess]

The rewatchability of this episode is astounding 😹💀

[@deeluu7560]

I've watched it hella times already 🤣

[@stillflythough]

Exactly... Here I Am again😂😂😂😂

[@gracesand984]

that Khleo mac and cheese blasphemy HAS to get brought up everytime 😂

[@jahmedhenderson9410]

Cause wtf wrong wit him 😂

[@PrimmsHoodCinema]

@@jahmedhenderson9410 😭😭😭 I thought he was joking at first. Man was dead serious

[@DatMuslimGuy]

Yup he’s in a another universe

[@ravenhollis2778]

EVERY TIME!!!!

[@offcialBIGky]

I love Collard greens Richie. AND THAT'S WHY A TOMATO IS A FRUIT!! Didn't even answer Ron's question right!

[@Des_fitness]

This is what I came to say. I LOVE greens. Mustard, turnip, collard and mixed!

[@LacktoastEnt]

Dion Lack here.... MAN THIS WAS ALOT OF FUN!!! Thank ya'lll for watching!

[@WillPharaoh]

That man is hilarious

[@freemechanism6674]

@@WillPharaoh This man is that man

[@troygray412]

Bro you're funny as hell. First time seeing you😂😂

[@ameer8966]

Ron makes a career out of saying blasphemous things and now he’s mad that he has a reputation 😂

[@bnadira212]

“Leave that white meat to the white meat” DEAD ☠️☠️☠️

[@floccinaucinihilipilificat2]

We had Canadian Blasphemy, Senegalese Blasphemy, Russian Blasphemy, Asian Blasphemy, Carribean Blasphemy, Italian Blasphemy, Swedish Blasphemy. It’s nice to have plain old regular degular Black Blasphemy back.

[@ijmula]

I wouldn’t mind a Haitian blasphemy tho 🇭🇹

[@lostribesamurai7927]

@@ijmula they probably don’t know enough of us Haitians to do one of those.

[@lillielevros-desir227]

@@matthewmatthewsons6197 just fnck ethnicities huh?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@taragggg8225]

@@lillielevros-desir227 😂🤣😂right

[@antoinelevine2143]

@@lillielevros-desir227 we can't relate and hence why it's called Black blasphemy. We been doing this kind of thing for years before it was made for UA-cam.

[@rashamega1]

This episode replaced joy in my heart when the camera froze with Ron and his quote:
“All Turkey is white people Turkey until Thanksgiving.” ~ Ron Taylor
Stupendously funny(squared)

[@datguybrandon9683]

2 things. Ron is freakin hilarious. And the editor is the real hero for leaving the LuLu walk off in the video. God bless you and your family.

[@Mikel_2796]

For real I was like oh she got it like that 👀

[@aychbhomas6608]

Why y'all think Ron shot his shot from the logo in the first 10 seconds? 😂

[@Timmy_T]

I noticed on a DIYS podcast that Lou Lou got it! Editor is so wrong for this. Lol

[@tdomonique504]

😂😂😂 Cleo will never live that Mac N Cheese statement down lol

[@the.a.t.x.traterrestrial1947]

Ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WillPharaoh]

Nevvvvvvvaaaaaaaa

[@MsLannie88]

And he SHOULDN'T! 😂

[@deuce-oneunltd5530]

**Khleo

[@gigisgucci]

Never

[@4BredBud]

Greens are my most anticipated side dish. I’ve watched my grandmother go through the process of going to a local outside market for fresh greens. Cut up the greens into different bags, prep the meats and seasonings to boil a month worth of greens for thanksgivings.. this is top tier blasphemy in my book. Our ancestors just shook their heads over my shoulders 😭

[@lostxchromosome]

“Collard greens taste like a scab”
“OH JESUS! That should have been you blasphemy”

[@troyfeeney7945]

BRUHHH WHOEVER IS EDITING THESE NEEDS A RAISE LMAO those pop-ups and that lil "Who Dated White People" adspot was hilarious

[@DrowningAreYou]

Khleo’s blaspheme makes an appearance even when he’s not there 😂

[@reggiethecommenter9137]

Hooray. Our annual episode of black blasphemy.

[@ImSwiftLy]

LMAO they have been slacking

[@meelahmanifestslove]

Seriously im grateful though

[@iamredencio]

This comment is funny.

[@datguybrandon9683]

😂

[@kera3849]

Not annual episode🤣🤣

[@FdotStizzy]

Bruh I could listen to Ron rant about random stuff all day. He’s fuckn hilarious

[@artesyamoore]

I called Ron for the first one. I knew it. He’s so out of pocket 😂

[@King-uc4qt]

Ron is the funniest person on this channel 🤣😭 kills me every time. #RonOnRoastMe

[@MR.Rexx101]

Ron is Funny AF but he ain't really a "Roaster."

[@flyleelee5351]

Yes!!!!! Back to the original Black Blasphemy ☺️☺️☺️

[@MrSurfer432]

Right?! Ngl, I wasn’t feeling the other ones.

[@MaskedM4n]

@@MrSurfer432 why cause it wasn’t Black?

[@zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188]

@@MaskedM4n Cause it doesn't work with the other cultures. Latin Blasphemy can't be done cause the Mexican community has different customs and likes than the Dominican or Puerto-Rican community. The Philippinos are gonna have different tastes than Korean or Japanese. Black Blasphemy works because it is catered to Black America, where most of the culture and likings are so very much similar

[@MrSurfer432]

@@MaskedM4n oh wow! Lmao!! No, it just wasn’t good to me. The Asian blasphemy was okay but it just didn’t hit the same.

[@Sadvillainy]

@@zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188 I think the main problem is we're black and can't really relate to blasphemies from other cultures. Most of those episodes, I was just confused on what they were talking about or whether it was a big deal or not. Not to mention having a black host who was equally confused made the chemistry kind of weird and it got repetitive.

[@Indiaaaa27]

Can this just be the official cast for this show? They’re great together 😭😭

[@myndstanding8862]

Ron throwing people off! It’s unmatched 👌🏾 he understood said assignment! 😂

[@TukkyHD]

Ron is funny AF. He needs to be in every video. Cynthia too.

[@b.a.barockus2595]

Not even ashamed to admit I rewound Lou Lou getting out of the hot seat like 🖐🏿 times 😅🔥

[@killaabe3253]

On moms😭

[@HTJ18]

Lmaoooooo

[@Ckearney88]

Leave the white meat to the white meat. Instant classic

[@Mani.15.]

Bro Ron don’t even have to try and he is hilarious he always takes anything he is in to another level of hilarity so good and talented😂😂😂😭😭🔥😄

[@bkameka69]

What a pleasant surprise to see an episode of Black blasphemy

[@justelle5613]

I am so happy black blasphemy is back I don’t know if I should watch this now or save it for later! 😩

[@orenthaljames9670]

Rich: I got told I was anti-black
Ron: You are🤷🏾‍♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Baya_]

As an African, I always learn alot about African American Traditions from this & I love it🔥

[@WabibiGirl13]

What country in Africa?

[@Baya_]

@@WabibiGirl13 Kenya

[@jamesgraves4724]

Don’t try and pick up to much they comedians and this is based on well known American stereotypes for the most part…African Americans just like Africans are not monolithic

[@Baya_]

@@jamesgraves4724 oh definitely I take it with a pinch of salt cause I understand the stereotypes. What I like about it is I get to pick up unique traits about African Americans and it's hilarious just how somewhat similar they are to African traditions and/or stereotypes😅

[@WabibiGirl13]

@@Baya_ Nice!! I'm Congolese :) I've been hoping and waiting for them to have an African blasphemey LOL!!

[@peanut-iy8ny]

Don't ever disrespect collard greens yall trying to get canceled I'm writing a letter 😂😂😂

[@cdoubler1697]

Facts! It go with the cornbread dressing. Cmon Richie Loco bruhhhh...you wrong my boy. And it ain't slimy either. He obviously hasn't had it cooked right

[@OhioTies]

I can’t believe them😂😂

[@VanGTO49]

Ron literally started talking stumbled with the word comedian and after that….he just kept me dying

[@ThinBlue82]

I had to wait 18 minutes in to see LouLou’s yams in those red tights…..worth it.

[@dimitrijamar]

come on Richie, tomatoes are fruit not veggies lol. Ron should’ve known when he said that.

[@pushingpstone7750]

Everybody let it fly

[@frizmagnet2246]

They're both.

[@EdSmith313]

The "Black Republican" jokes about Dion had me crying I was laughing so hard. 😂 😂 😂

[@Patsdawter]

Ron is my new favorite comedian… the one liners are hilarious

[@emiliobillard4367]

Yo when Ron said “ you already have a black republican look about you” ☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wajikay]

God bless the video editor on these Black/Cultural Blasphemy shows. 🙏🏼

[@LaysiaPrincess]

FOR REAL!!! A1!!!

[@wajikay]

@@LaysiaPrincess the true MVP but they do be playing too much sometimes 😂😅🤣

[@LiveLikeBe]

“Yes she did.” 😂😂😂. Knew it was Lulu based off the grammar lmao

[@happy_2b_nappy]

Leave that white meat, to the white meat 💀 😂

[@Andrewg2451]

Omg... the second I seen Ron I screamed! He's my all time favorite cast member! 🙌

[@DanielRamos-yg3qb]

The Patrick Ewing comment was GOLD! 😂😂😂

[@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel]

Ron Taylor is effortlessly funny, he could be an amazing comedic actor
His ability to rant on a topic and have witty punchlines off the top of his head is insane

[@greyez7]

Goddamnit how is Kev infiltrating another Black Blasphemy with his nasty ass pumpkin pie😭

[@courtsohsodivaable]

The collard greens one is pure blasphemy!!! Lmao!! I always say if I could eat one thing for the rest of my life it would probably be collard greens. It’s literally one of my favorite foods. 😋

[@MrIGB-qg7ll]

Come in now!!!! They ain’t never had good collard greens

[@courtsohsodivaable]

@@MrIGB-qg7ll riiiiiight!!!

[@blackgirlburntout]

Even when my momma switched from pork necks to turkey necks they were still bomb! Love me some collards and I also love to mix in kale like my momma did alot my whole childhood.

[@courtsohsodivaable]

@@blackgirlburntout never tried it with Kale… I’m scared lol 😆 Does it taste good like that Kale is also a very bitter green.

[@nunyabusiness2444]

Ron was amazing as usual, other than not seeing it was Ritchie, who didn't like collard greens. He made it pretty evident. Looked like an emotional reaction to the black republican (can't remember his name) called him out during Ritchie's turn.

[@DJayVenom812]

Ron is Funny AF and I was waiting on Lou Lous walk up and yall cut it. Is that what we doing for Thanksgiving? Shade Tree, BUT! dope ep as usual. Salute Respect Happy Holidays!

[@daneelderozan5239]

🤣 she do got sumin back there

[@achronos178]

Ron needs a show!

[@dyk3ad3lic]

ron is just so naturally funny- when he was talking about the turkey HAD ME WEAK

[@LearningToLove..]

Actually, smash burger offers a side of brussel spouts 🔥
I wish more fast casual restaurants offered delicious veggie side dishes… other than French fries.

[@jhill1613]

Ron is too funny! He needs his own show.

[@navajonias8525]

We need an episode with Ron, teddy, Tony baker, and dion

[@MasutaMJ]

Will had to throw Khleo under the bus at the very end.

[@mass712]

idk y but if Ron is on..I feel like he said everything 😆

[@DJTronuk]

6:21 - is where Ron steals the show and left me laughing my butt off for 2 whole minutes 💀💀🤣🤣😂😂👏🏾👏🏾😂😂

[@lillielevros-desir227]

I NEEDED THIS!!!!

[@andreahopeorg]

This panel is so fun! And the editor is top notch. Thanks for the laughs.

[@kingtrace410]

Man Leave Khleo alone 😂😂😂 its been so long

[@WillPharaoh]

NEVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL

[@erikbanks9805]

Naw.

[@pushingpstone7750]

Ron is hilarious, Richie and LouLou is always great. I gotta say I enjoyed Dion this episode, I always give him sh!t on Squaddcast but I enjoyed this

[@yforrest13]

"You leave that white meat to the white meat"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #bruh I'm stealing that shit!!

[@meechy9166]

Ron praising all the ladies thankfully hoping to walk away with Lou Lou, that's that smooth Detroit player Motown steez, we see you Ron, great episode guys!! Glad to see this back!!!🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥This was hilarious, Ron had me dead😂😂🤣 classic episode!!🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[@christchickconversations]

Hilarious episode 🤣🤣🤣
Ron is too much 🤭🤭🤭 he had me rolling.

[@Sweets32]

Will is looking more fine than ever all slim and trim in these streets

[@WillPharaoh]

Thank You!!!!!

[@curtluv1100]

Anybody trip off the fact that Lulu said she don't eat cabbage but her favorite vegetable is brussel sprouts 🤔🤷🏾‍♂️😬😂😂😂

[@Stevebeeeee]

By looking at the panel I already know this episode is gonna be hilarious 😂😅

[@MsTaLaiah]

I’m back watching this because it’s still hilarious.
And I want to thank All Def for supporting me. Insomnia is a nightmare to navigate. So is isolation and depression. Having y’all here is PRICELESS. Thank you 😁😁😁😁😁

[@hugh_jazznuts]

I felt compelled to leave a reply because I can relate as I'm rewatching as well lol

[@theyoutubeofmyname]

“Leave that white meat to the white meat.” 😂

[@jonnydough4179]

Ron is perfect for this, his dynamic is unmatched 🤣👌

[@RatchetRoxaz]

The episode sponsored by the phrase “You God Damn Right”😂😂

[@icarlyrocks1011]

LMAO the NBC edit in the corner @4:54 “Who’s dated white people” 😂

[@itbrilikethat]

This is where Will belongs. I'm weak 😭😭😭 Cuz baby keeping score aint it.

[@WillPharaoh]

Lmao, see what happens when I'm not multi-tasking lol

[@itbrilikethat]

@@WillPharaoh I'm crying. 😭😭😭

[@Noboxingnolife69]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone ‼️‼️‼️

[@justplaying45]

You know what’s crazy! I started to smoke last year and that’s when I started to go deep within myself. I was telling people they should do it because it helped me. So last week I was getting high and I thought I was tripping when I was feeling people attach themselves to my energy and I would look at them like come on. Thank you! You have cleared my mental with this information.

[@antoniofarrington6091]

It’s been wayyyyyy too long for black blasphemy

[@scrillamane2033]

That spatchcock turkey is on point it's my 3rd year making it. It's juicy and cooks evenly

[@_JohnWick]

Thank god we all been waiting a hot minute for this

[@REDDVL2008]

Camera quality all the way up now...
Finally, thank y'all

[@mauriceknighton8590]

Here’s your challenge: Try not to laugh while Ron explains his reasoning about the turkey. So far I’m 0 for 10 because it’s too hilarious 😂😂😂

[@maynardhuynh5054]

Black Blasphemy is one of my favourite things to watch on All Def. Please keep making the videos. They are super LIT. Also, bring back more cultural blasphemy. Love what you guys do!

[@me_not_me]

"Your grandmother's emergency contact " 😭😭😆

[@kkv6124]

Thank ya for the laughs. Needed it this morning!

[@bunkiejohnson]

That “Who’s Dated White People” tag was fucking hilarious! 😂

[@ledonsteed2947]

Ron is my favorite undiscovered comedian! He needs to do more where he can just talk because he is hilarious.

[@simplyamazingyu]

I’m ready for a special from Ron

[@mariomcdougald9438]

Ron had me rolling man😂

[@troymajor2734]

the cast on this worked so well together on this episode

[@engaginglifesmoments7657]

Wet Plant?!? Nooooooo 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@Magenifcent]

Best time to bring this episode and to watch with the blunt. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[@gleekoo5103]

22:17
Lou Lou- oh you bald
Richy- yeah I been bald
Lou Lou- oh Dammn
Richy -WTF Lou Lou
🤣😂😭😹

[@nickm2042]

Ima assume the west coast doesn’t know how to make collard greens based off this.

[@StacieGlows]

I think this is a safe assumption