White People Make Better Thanksgiving Turkeys | Black Blasphemy | Ep 39 | All Def

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  • @bryans1883
    @bryans1883 3 роки тому +642

    "All turkey is white people turkey until Thanksgiving" Ron with the facts under pressure. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RKfMaster
    @RKfMaster 3 роки тому +1062

    Ron is so effortlessly hilarious bro. Every video he's on he kills it

  • @kingonakhi1734
    @kingonakhi1734 3 роки тому +619

    If Ron is in it, it’ll be funny… simple

  • @ImSwiftLy
    @ImSwiftLy 3 роки тому +378

    Man Ron talking about spatchcocking got me crying lmao that turkey rant could be a whole episode by itself

  • @AllDayFinesse
    @AllDayFinesse 3 роки тому +312

    KevOnStage’s love for pumpkin pie lives INFAMOUSLY amongst the black community 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shape_shifta
    @shape_shifta 3 роки тому +216

    Said it before I'll say it again. We need a Ron's rants show. He be funny af and passionate at the same time

    • @grizzthegreen4500
      @grizzthegreen4500 2 роки тому +2

      Like how Bernie did on the Bernie mac show America

  • @preciousbrown7962
    @preciousbrown7962 3 роки тому +232

    Ron is hilarious 🤣 I’m in pain laughing at him and Richie’s organic comedic teamwork.

  • @_goblin.__
    @_goblin.__ 3 роки тому +272

    Bro let's get Ron in a versus episode 🙏 this man is too funny

  • @gracesand984
    @gracesand984 3 роки тому +319

    that Khleo mac and cheese blasphemy HAS to get brought up everytime 😂

  • @justintate2011
    @justintate2011 3 роки тому +90

    I knew Kev was going to catch a stray when pumpkin pie came up lol

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 3 роки тому +144

    He ain't even on here and they STILL found a way to remember Cleo saying that about Mac n cheese 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @TheKittyGalore
    @TheKittyGalore 3 роки тому +95

    I was missing this show! "Leave the white meat to the white meat" 😂😂😂

  • @offcialBIGky
    @offcialBIGky 3 роки тому +60

    I love Collard greens Richie. AND THAT'S WHY A TOMATO IS A FRUIT!! Didn't even answer Ron's question right!

    • @Des_fitness
      @Des_fitness 3 роки тому +12

      This is what I came to say. I LOVE greens. Mustard, turnip, collard and mixed!

  • @LacktoastEnt
    @LacktoastEnt 3 роки тому +107

    Dion Lack here.... MAN THIS WAS ALOT OF FUN!!! Thank ya'lll for watching!

    • @WillPharaoh
      @WillPharaoh 3 роки тому +12

      That man is hilarious

    • @freemechanism6674
      @freemechanism6674 3 роки тому +7

      @@WillPharaoh This man is that man

    • @troygray412
      @troygray412 Рік тому +1

      Bro you're funny as hell. First time seeing you😂😂

  • @floccinaucinihilipilificat2
    @floccinaucinihilipilificat2 3 роки тому +212

    We had Canadian Blasphemy, Senegalese Blasphemy, Russian Blasphemy, Asian Blasphemy, Carribean Blasphemy, Italian Blasphemy, Swedish Blasphemy. It’s nice to have plain old regular degular Black Blasphemy back.

    • @ijmula
      @ijmula 3 роки тому +30

      I wouldn’t mind a Haitian blasphemy tho 🇭🇹

    • @lostribesamurai7927
      @lostribesamurai7927 3 роки тому +16

      @@ijmula they probably don’t know enough of us Haitians to do one of those.

    • @DesireLevy227
      @DesireLevy227 3 роки тому +18

      @@matthewmatthewsons6197 just fnck ethnicities huh?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @taragggg8225
      @taragggg8225 3 роки тому +5

      @@DesireLevy227 😂🤣😂right

    • @antoinelevine2143
      @antoinelevine2143 3 роки тому +4

      @@DesireLevy227 we can't relate and hence why it's called Black blasphemy. We been doing this kind of thing for years before it was made for UA-cam.

  • @datguybrandon9683
    @datguybrandon9683 3 роки тому +114

    2 things. Ron is freakin hilarious. And the editor is the real hero for leaving the LuLu walk off in the video. God bless you and your family.

    • @Mikel_2796
      @Mikel_2796 3 роки тому +5

      For real I was like oh she got it like that 👀

    • @aychbhomas6608
      @aychbhomas6608 3 роки тому +1

      Why y'all think Ron shot his shot from the logo in the first 10 seconds? 😂

    • @Timmy_T
      @Timmy_T 3 роки тому

      I noticed on a DIYS podcast that Lou Lou got it! Editor is so wrong for this. Lol

  • @LaysiaPrincess
    @LaysiaPrincess 3 роки тому +147

    The rewatchability of this episode is astounding 😹💀

    • @deeluu7560
      @deeluu7560 3 роки тому +3

      I've watched it hella times already 🤣

    • @stillflythough
      @stillflythough 2 роки тому +4

      Exactly... Here I Am again😂😂😂😂

  • @rashamega1
    @rashamega1 3 роки тому +36

    This episode replaced joy in my heart when the camera froze with Ron and his quote:
    “All Turkey is white people Turkey until Thanksgiving.” ~ Ron Taylor
    Stupendously funny(squared)

  • @Bearded_one1
    @Bearded_one1 3 роки тому +53

    Ron makes a career out of saying blasphemous things and now he’s mad that he has a reputation 😂

  • @4BredBud
    @4BredBud 3 роки тому +30

    Greens are my most anticipated side dish. I’ve watched my grandmother go through the process of going to a local outside market for fresh greens. Cut up the greens into different bags, prep the meats and seasonings to boil a month worth of greens for thanksgivings.. this is top tier blasphemy in my book. Our ancestors just shook their heads over my shoulders 😭

  • @bnadira212
    @bnadira212 3 роки тому +48

    “Leave that white meat to the white meat” DEAD ☠️☠️☠️

  • @troyfeeney7945
    @troyfeeney7945 3 роки тому +25

    BRUHHH WHOEVER IS EDITING THESE NEEDS A RAISE LMAO those pop-ups and that lil "Who Dated White People" adspot was hilarious

  • @lostxchromosome
    @lostxchromosome 3 роки тому +33

    “Collard greens taste like a scab”
    “OH JESUS! That should have been you blasphemy”

  • @tdomonique504
    @tdomonique504 3 роки тому +102

    😂😂😂 Cleo will never live that Mac N Cheese statement down lol

  • @King-uc4qt
    @King-uc4qt 3 роки тому +93

    Ron is the funniest person on this channel 🤣😭 kills me every time. #RonOnRoastMe

    • @MR.Rexx101
      @MR.Rexx101 3 роки тому +12

      Ron is Funny AF but he ain't really a "Roaster."

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 3 роки тому +217

    Hooray. Our annual episode of black blasphemy.

  • @artesyamoore
    @artesyamoore 3 роки тому +38

    I called Ron for the first one. I knew it. He’s so out of pocket 😂

  • @Al-Sahem-Al-Ghul
    @Al-Sahem-Al-Ghul 3 роки тому +38

    Khleo’s blaspheme makes an appearance even when he’s not there 😂

  • @Coffeewiththegods
    @Coffeewiththegods 3 роки тому +20

    Bruh I could listen to Ron rant about random stuff all day. He’s fuckn hilarious

  • @myndstanding8862
    @myndstanding8862 3 роки тому +15

    Ron throwing people off! It’s unmatched 👌🏾 he understood said assignment! 😂

  • @Ckearney88
    @Ckearney88 3 роки тому +82

    Leave the white meat to the white meat. Instant classic

  • @flyleelee5351
    @flyleelee5351 3 роки тому +128

    Yes!!!!! Back to the original Black Blasphemy ☺️☺️☺️

    • @MrSurfer432
      @MrSurfer432 3 роки тому +13

      Right?! Ngl, I wasn’t feeling the other ones.

    • @MaskedM4n
      @MaskedM4n 3 роки тому +4

      @@MrSurfer432 why cause it wasn’t Black?

    • @zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188
      @zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188 3 роки тому +22

      @@MaskedM4n Cause it doesn't work with the other cultures. Latin Blasphemy can't be done cause the Mexican community has different customs and likes than the Dominican or Puerto-Rican community. The Philippinos are gonna have different tastes than Korean or Japanese. Black Blasphemy works because it is catered to Black America, where most of the culture and likings are so very much similar

    • @MrSurfer432
      @MrSurfer432 3 роки тому +3

      @@MaskedM4n oh wow! Lmao!! No, it just wasn’t good to me. The Asian blasphemy was okay but it just didn’t hit the same.

    • @Sadvillainy
      @Sadvillainy 3 роки тому +13

      @@zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188 I think the main problem is we're black and can't really relate to blasphemies from other cultures. Most of those episodes, I was just confused on what they were talking about or whether it was a big deal or not. Not to mention having a black host who was equally confused made the chemistry kind of weird and it got repetitive.

  • @Mani.15.
    @Mani.15. 3 роки тому +19

    Bro Ron don’t even have to try and he is hilarious he always takes anything he is in to another level of hilarity so good and talented😂😂😂😭😭🔥😄

  • @bkameka69
    @bkameka69 3 роки тому +31

    What a pleasant surprise to see an episode of Black blasphemy

  • @orenthaljames9670
    @orenthaljames9670 3 роки тому +8

    Rich: I got told I was anti-black
    Ron: You are🤷🏾‍♂️
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Plantbasedkiitty
    @Plantbasedkiitty 3 роки тому +23

    I am so happy black blasphemy is back I don’t know if I should watch this now or save it for later! 😩

  • @TukkyHD
    @TukkyHD 3 роки тому +31

    Ron is funny AF. He needs to be in every video. Cynthia too.

  • @b.a.barockus2595
    @b.a.barockus2595 3 роки тому +21

    Not even ashamed to admit I rewound Lou Lou getting out of the hot seat like 🖐🏿 times 😅🔥

  • @Indiaaaa27
    @Indiaaaa27 3 роки тому +7

    Can this just be the official cast for this show? They’re great together 😭😭

  • @VanGTO49
    @VanGTO49 3 роки тому +10

    Ron literally started talking stumbled with the word comedian and after that….he just kept me dying

  • @Patsdawter
    @Patsdawter 3 роки тому +7

    Ron is my new favorite comedian… the one liners are hilarious

  • @LiveLikeBe
    @LiveLikeBe 3 роки тому +28

    “Yes she did.” 😂😂😂. Knew it was Lulu based off the grammar lmao

  • @EdSmith313
    @EdSmith313 2 роки тому +4

    The "Black Republican" jokes about Dion had me crying I was laughing so hard. 😂 😂 😂

  • @DankSwegSkuxxXhayel
    @DankSwegSkuxxXhayel 2 роки тому +2

    Ron Taylor is effortlessly funny, he could be an amazing comedic actor
    His ability to rant on a topic and have witty punchlines off the top of his head is insane

  • @les907
    @les907 3 роки тому +1

    1:08 That laugh is my new ringtone

  • @DJTronuk
    @DJTronuk 3 роки тому +3

    6:21 - is where Ron steals the show and left me laughing my butt off for 2 whole minutes 💀💀🤣🤣😂😂👏🏾👏🏾😂😂

  • @christchickconversations
    @christchickconversations 3 роки тому +16

    Hilarious episode 🤣🤣🤣
    Ron is too much 🤭🤭🤭 he had me rolling.

  • @ThinBlue82
    @ThinBlue82 3 роки тому +13

    I had to wait 18 minutes in to see LouLou’s yams in those red tights…..worth it.

  • @Andrewg2451
    @Andrewg2451 3 роки тому +5

    Omg... the second I seen Ron I screamed! He's my all time favorite cast member! 🙌

  • @emiliobillard4367
    @emiliobillard4367 3 роки тому +2

    Yo when Ron said “ you already have a black republican look about you” ☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DJayVenom812
    @DJayVenom812 3 роки тому +8

    Ron is Funny AF and I was waiting on Lou Lous walk up and yall cut it. Is that what we doing for Thanksgiving? Shade Tree, BUT! dope ep as usual. Salute Respect Happy Holidays!

  • @dyk3ad3lic
    @dyk3ad3lic 3 роки тому +6

    ron is just so naturally funny- when he was talking about the turkey HAD ME WEAK

  • @HillyChannel
    @HillyChannel 3 роки тому +9

    Ron is too funny! He needs his own show.

  • @peanut-iy8ny
    @peanut-iy8ny 3 роки тому +49

    Don't ever disrespect collard greens yall trying to get canceled I'm writing a letter 😂😂😂

    • @cdoubler1697
      @cdoubler1697 3 роки тому +5

      Facts! It go with the cornbread dressing. Cmon Richie Loco bruhhhh...you wrong my boy. And it ain't slimy either. He obviously hasn't had it cooked right

    • @OhioTies
      @OhioTies 3 роки тому

      I can’t believe them😂😂

  • @andreahopeorg
    @andreahopeorg 3 роки тому +4

    This panel is so fun! And the editor is top notch. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @Baya_
    @Baya_ 3 роки тому +43

    As an African, I always learn alot about African American Traditions from this & I love it🔥

    • @WabibiGirl13
      @WabibiGirl13 3 роки тому +1

      What country in Africa?

    • @Baya_
      @Baya_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@WabibiGirl13 Kenya

    • @jamesgraves4724
      @jamesgraves4724 3 роки тому +3

      Don’t try and pick up to much they comedians and this is based on well known American stereotypes for the most part…African Americans just like Africans are not monolithic

    • @Baya_
      @Baya_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@jamesgraves4724 oh definitely I take it with a pinch of salt cause I understand the stereotypes. What I like about it is I get to pick up unique traits about African Americans and it's hilarious just how somewhat similar they are to African traditions and/or stereotypes😅

    • @WabibiGirl13
      @WabibiGirl13 3 роки тому +2

      @@Baya_ Nice!! I'm Congolese :) I've been hoping and waiting for them to have an African blasphemey LOL!!

  • @meechy9166
    @meechy9166 3 роки тому +3

    Ron praising all the ladies thankfully hoping to walk away with Lou Lou, that's that smooth Detroit player Motown steez, we see you Ron, great episode guys!! Glad to see this back!!!🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥This was hilarious, Ron had me dead😂😂🤣 classic episode!!🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥💯💯

  • @wajikhantv
    @wajikhantv 3 роки тому +8

    God bless the video editor on these Black/Cultural Blasphemy shows. 🙏🏼

    • @LaysiaPrincess
      @LaysiaPrincess 3 роки тому +2

      FOR REAL!!! A1!!!

    • @wajikhantv
      @wajikhantv 3 роки тому +1

      @@LaysiaPrincess the true MVP but they do be playing too much sometimes 😂😅🤣

  • @dimitrijamar
    @dimitrijamar 3 роки тому +27

    come on Richie, tomatoes are fruit not veggies lol. Ron should’ve known when he said that.

  • @yforrest13
    @yforrest13 3 роки тому +5

    "You leave that white meat to the white meat"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #bruh I'm stealing that shit!!

  • @achronos178
    @achronos178 3 роки тому +13

    Ron needs a show!

  • @Stevebeeeee
    @Stevebeeeee 3 роки тому +9

    By looking at the panel I already know this episode is gonna be hilarious 😂😅

  • @pushingpstone7750
    @pushingpstone7750 3 роки тому +17

    Ron is hilarious, Richie and LouLou is always great. I gotta say I enjoyed Dion this episode, I always give him sh!t on Squaddcast but I enjoyed this

  • @courtsohsodivaable
    @courtsohsodivaable 3 роки тому +39

    The collard greens one is pure blasphemy!!! Lmao!! I always say if I could eat one thing for the rest of my life it would probably be collard greens. It’s literally one of my favorite foods. 😋

    • @MrIGB-qg7ll
      @MrIGB-qg7ll 3 роки тому +7

      Come in now!!!! They ain’t never had good collard greens

    • @courtsohsodivaable
      @courtsohsodivaable 3 роки тому

      @@MrIGB-qg7ll riiiiiight!!!

    • @blackgirlburntout
      @blackgirlburntout 3 роки тому +2

      Even when my momma switched from pork necks to turkey necks they were still bomb! Love me some collards and I also love to mix in kale like my momma did alot my whole childhood.

    • @courtsohsodivaable
      @courtsohsodivaable 3 роки тому +1

      @@blackgirlburntout never tried it with Kale… I’m scared lol 😆 Does it taste good like that Kale is also a very bitter green.

  • @justplaying45
    @justplaying45 3 роки тому +1

    You know what’s crazy! I started to smoke last year and that’s when I started to go deep within myself. I was telling people they should do it because it helped me. So last week I was getting high and I thought I was tripping when I was feeling people attach themselves to my energy and I would look at them like come on. Thank you! You have cleared my mental with this information.

  • @gleekoo5103
    @gleekoo5103 3 роки тому +1

    22:17
    Lou Lou- oh you bald
    Richy- yeah I been bald
    Lou Lou- oh Dammn
    Richy -WTF Lou Lou
    🤣😂😭😹

  • @jonnydough4179
    @jonnydough4179 3 роки тому +4

    Ron is perfect for this, his dynamic is unmatched 🤣👌

  • @DesireLevy227
    @DesireLevy227 3 роки тому +14

    I NEEDED THIS!!!!

  • @mauriceknighton8590
    @mauriceknighton8590 3 роки тому +2

    Here’s your challenge: Try not to laugh while Ron explains his reasoning about the turkey. So far I’m 0 for 10 because it’s too hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @LearningToLove..
    @LearningToLove.. 3 роки тому +8

    Actually, smash burger offers a side of brussel spouts 🔥
    I wish more fast casual restaurants offered delicious veggie side dishes… other than French fries.

  • @mass712
    @mass712 3 роки тому +13

    idk y but if Ron is on..I feel like he said everything 😆

  • @MsTaLaiah
    @MsTaLaiah 3 роки тому +2

    This is perfection…..on so many levels 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 I must say, I need me some more Ron after this. Bro is hilarious!!! 🤣

  • @nunyabusiness2444
    @nunyabusiness2444 3 роки тому +13

    Ron was amazing as usual, other than not seeing it was Ritchie, who didn't like collard greens. He made it pretty evident. Looked like an emotional reaction to the black republican (can't remember his name) called him out during Ritchie's turn.

  • @CheeseWithTheGrits
    @CheeseWithTheGrits 3 роки тому +1

    I love Black Blasphemy episodes the most from the AllDef squad lol these are great

  • @_JohnWick
    @_JohnWick 3 роки тому +3

    Thank god we all been waiting a hot minute for this

  • @happy_2b_nappy
    @happy_2b_nappy 3 роки тому +7

    Leave that white meat, to the white meat 💀 😂

  • @scrillamane2033
    @scrillamane2033 3 роки тому +8

    That spatchcock turkey is on point it's my 3rd year making it. It's juicy and cooks evenly

  • @MsTaLaiah
    @MsTaLaiah 11 місяців тому

    I’m back watching this because it’s still hilarious.
    And I want to thank All Def for supporting me. Insomnia is a nightmare to navigate. So is isolation and depression. Having y’all here is PRICELESS. Thank you 😁😁😁😁😁

    • @hugh_jazznuts
      @hugh_jazznuts 5 місяців тому

      I felt compelled to leave a reply because I can relate as I'm rewatching as well lol

  • @ledonsteed2947
    @ledonsteed2947 3 роки тому +1

    Ron is my favorite undiscovered comedian! He needs to do more where he can just talk because he is hilarious.

  • @superPINEAPPLEmonkey
    @superPINEAPPLEmonkey 2 роки тому

    10:10
    Deon took off his glasses and became a slow sydney😂😂

  • @ls.campana
    @ls.campana 3 роки тому +1

    Ron is a fool!! 😂😂😂
    I love you lulu!! Everything you say is right boo!! 😂😂

  • @sesaya22
    @sesaya22 3 роки тому +4

    One of my favorite episodes. Happy early thanksgiving everyone lol

  • @DanielRamos-yg3qb
    @DanielRamos-yg3qb 3 роки тому +1

    The Patrick Ewing comment was GOLD! 😂😂😂

  • @navajonias8525
    @navajonias8525 3 роки тому +5

    We need an episode with Ron, teddy, Tony baker, and dion

  • @SIMONE_F
    @SIMONE_F Рік тому +1

    Rewatch gang
    Dion had me cryin 😂😂😂

  • @FiveFootAmazon
    @FiveFootAmazon 3 роки тому +3

    I loved this episode!!!!!!! Bring this panel back.......add Griffy tail too to spice it up🤣🤣

  • @richiesworld1
    @richiesworld1 3 роки тому

    3:14 "Finish early", followed by childish giggling lol

  • @apocalipsdoebermen8376
    @apocalipsdoebermen8376 2 місяці тому

    When Lou- Lou- said " U had grapes in dat salad" I fell in love... ❤❤😊

  • @icarlyrocks1011
    @icarlyrocks1011 3 роки тому +1

    LMAO the NBC edit in the corner @4:54 “Who’s dated white people” 😂

  • @kkv6124
    @kkv6124 3 роки тому +2

    Thank ya for the laughs. Needed it this morning!

  • @RatchetRoxaz
    @RatchetRoxaz 3 роки тому +3

    The episode sponsored by the phrase “You God Damn Right”😂😂

  • @maynardhuynh5054
    @maynardhuynh5054 3 роки тому +3

    Black Blasphemy is one of my favourite things to watch on All Def. Please keep making the videos. They are super LIT. Also, bring back more cultural blasphemy. Love what you guys do!

  • @MasutaMJ
    @MasutaMJ 3 роки тому +8

    Will had to throw Khleo under the bus at the very end.

  • @engaginglifesmoments7657
    @engaginglifesmoments7657 3 роки тому +2

    Wet Plant?!? Nooooooo 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @Magenifcent
    @Magenifcent 3 роки тому +2

    Best time to bring this episode and to watch with the blunt. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

  • @me_not_me
    @me_not_me 3 роки тому +1

    "Your grandmother's emergency contact " 😭😭😆

  • @troymajor2734
    @troymajor2734 2 роки тому +1

    the cast on this worked so well together on this episode

  • @Sayyyqueso
    @Sayyyqueso 3 роки тому +10

    Love Lou Lou S/O to the def team

  • @greyez7
    @greyez7 3 роки тому +11

    Goddamnit how is Kev infiltrating another Black Blasphemy with his nasty ass pumpkin pie😭

  • @readhpp
    @readhpp 2 роки тому +3

    10:38 If you just listen to it, it sounds straight like Uncle ruckus from boondocks hating on black folks